1 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,097 [Dewey]. Oh, this is so warm. 2 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,141 It's like Rio de Janeiro. Oh! 3 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,517 [Roach]. What's that? 4 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,102 It's a city in Brazil. 5 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,103 [Roach]. Serious? 6 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,689 [Dewey]. It smells like this. 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,482 Is that a fucking garbage fire? 8 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,484 Dude, we were wondering that too. 9 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,194 Yeah? Were you two geniuses wondering enough 10 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,571 to do something about it? 11 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,906 Uh, we were trying to contain it. 12 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,117 How? - By watching it. 13 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,120 Only then can we truly understand it. 14 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,331 We're the guardians of the inferno. 15 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:44,168 I tried pouring my coffee on it and nothing happened. 16 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,669 Should we pull a fire alarm? 17 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,629 Well there's a fire extinguisher right there. 18 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,215 You're part of the volunteer fire team for fuck sakes! 19 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,844 Uh, I am at work right now so I can't volunteer. 20 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,638 Yeah, get smarter. - A conflict of interest. 21 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,057 Do I gotta fucking do everything around here? 22 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,141 What are your interests? 23 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,142 Oh buddy, insects are the best. 24 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,310 [Todd]. Can you believe this shit? 25 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,562 I built this terrarium where a spider and a bee battle. 26 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,147 I give honey to the bee, I give water to the tarantula, 27 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,357 and they go at it. - Idiots! 28 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,150 Who started it? - Spontaneous. 29 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,069 Seriously? No one knows? 30 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,738 It was Jesus, I assume. 31 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:17,660 [coughing] 32 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,661 Clean it up! 33 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,372 Where'd my smoke go? 34 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,999 [coughing and gagging] 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,710 [Todd]. Okay, let's get to the bottom of this goddamn fire. 36 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,879 Shit. There's birds in front of all the cameras. 37 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,880 No clear visuals. 38 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:33,384 Just birds. More birds. 39 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,928 Taser's been feeding the fucking pigeons again. 40 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,347 So we don't know who started it. 41 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,432 Okay, standard protocol is we open up 42 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,018 a fire incident investigation, sit everybody down, 43 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,019 conduct interviews. 44 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,104 Hope for a snitch. 45 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,855 No. Snitches get stitches. 46 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:47,982 Damn right. 47 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,566 I know these guys inside out. 48 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,026 Let me handle this. 49 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:54,071 [indistinct chattering] 50 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,740 So, no one has fessed up to starting the garbage fire. 51 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:57,908 [Dewey]. Nope. 52 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,160 And I know you're not gonna publicly rat anyone out, 53 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,787 so we're gonna do it anonymously. 54 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,123 Oh please, that's a confession box for cowards! 55 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,418 [everyone chattering] 56 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,628 We take fires very serious around here. 57 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:12,715 We figure out what happened, it never happens again 58 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,383 and we go back to work. So... 59 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,426 [Barb]. I don't wanna work. 60 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,636 Feel free to share. I'm here to listen. 61 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,638 [Homer] My ass! - Well, I'm, I'm here to read. 62 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,307 Todd's got a bitch box! - Todd's got a bitch box! 63 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,561 [everyone in unison] Todd's got a bitch box! 64 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,230 [indistinct chattering] 65 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,982 Real fucking funny. 66 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:34,486 [upbeat music] 67 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,446 [Steph]. Come on, people. 68 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,488 It's not that hard. 69 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,240 So no one has anything to say. 70 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,867 That's nice. - Hmm. 71 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,993 [Todd]. We're not leaving this room 72 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,286 until we get to the bottom of this. 73 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,121 Just gonna sit here all fucking day? 74 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,956 [Steph]. Fill the cards out. Let's go. 75 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,666 All right, Toddy- - [Homer] Traitor. 76 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,668 You want me to cum in your box? 77 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:50,836 Something you don't know anything about. 78 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,171 It's a start. Thank you. 79 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,048 That's not anonymous. We all know who wrote it. 80 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,466 I just want to get back to work. 81 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,467 Keep it coming. 82 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,676 [Backwoods]. So what do you think? 83 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,219 You wanna touch all the bases a little later? 84 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,637 A little quickie, uh, check-in? 85 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:01,930 [Todd]. Who else has one? 86 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,141 A little FaceTime, except my face will be right in your... 87 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,101 Okay, you're not very good at this, are you? 88 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,227 There you go, bud. 89 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:10,689 I could be up for a little impromptu tool inspection. 90 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,983 This is gonna start a real fucking fire. 91 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,234 [Todd]. Well that's the spirit. 92 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,611 Let's get this show on the road. 93 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,197 [Homer]. Suck on that, Todd. 94 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,657 I'm not reading that one out loud. 95 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:21,658 [Taser]. Do it! 96 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,285 You have to read them out loud, Todd. 97 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:24,244 There's no writing. 98 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,454 Do you want me to describe this? 99 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,580 [Taser] Yes. - Sure. 100 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,874 This is a vagina pissing on a fire. 101 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,042 [Barb]. Wait, whose is that? 102 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,085 [Backwoods]. Oh, nummy, nummy, nummy, nummy. 103 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:31,960 No help there. - [Barb] Nice work, Dewey. 104 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,295 [Homer]. That is anatomically correct. 105 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,296 [Tanner]. Can I have that? 106 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,881 It is well done, though. Very hairy. 107 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,217 I have to read dirty things all the time. 108 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,927 I'm HR. - [Bev] Yeah, we know. 109 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:40,928 Allow me. 110 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,304 [Taser]. Hey Homer, I think this one's mine. 111 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,098 Uh... - It's okay. 112 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,140 You don't wanna read that. 113 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,141 [Homer]. Yeah, let her read it, Todd. 114 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,267 Trust me. - [Barb] Give it to her! 115 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,560 I got it. - [Taser] Check this one out. 116 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,105 "Janet needs to get laid." 117 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,147 [Taser]. Yes, she does. 118 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,149 This is 100% accurate. 119 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,193 It's the truth. [laughs] I'm desperate. 120 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,570 [Taser] Told ya! - Feedback cards, eh? 121 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,281 You sure you don't want to just use standard protocol for fires? 122 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,243 You know, question people, establish timelines, 123 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,328 identify ignition source. 124 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,205 Trying to think outside the box here. 125 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,749 By thinking inside the box? 126 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,584 I think this may actually work. 127 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,920 Okay. Keep me posted. 128 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,296 [upbeat music] 129 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,757 "The piss cookies in the shitter are rank." 130 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,008 [Dewey]. They're stinky. 131 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,762 "Janet needs to stop flapping her gums about how I dress." 132 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,097 [Taser]. That's me. 133 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,391 Are we running a refinery here or a beauty pageant? 134 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,768 Your laces are always loose. 135 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:30,769 Yep. 136 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,396 Your coveralls stink like shit. 137 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,313 It's my musk. 138 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,649 And you cut the sleeves off of every shirt, 139 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,067 which is unhygienic. 140 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,610 I gotta let my arms breathe. 141 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,570 [Homer]. Preach, Taser. 142 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:40,696 I get more complaints about you 143 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,323 than I do anyone else in the facility. 144 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,365 Really? 145 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,616 That's what I was going for. 146 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,826 And you're a shit driver. 147 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,077 [crowd gasping] 148 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,078 [Bev]. Thems fighting words! 149 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,664 You never yield to oncoming traffic. 150 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:51,790 You never use your blinker 151 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,292 and you park across two spaces. 152 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,251 [Barb]. It's true. 153 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,836 You can tell me how to dress, Janet, 154 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,379 but you can't say I'm a shit driver. 155 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,131 Shit driver. - Okay! 156 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,800 Taser can drive and you've got rules, Janet. 157 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,801 Moving on... 158 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,136 I can drive. - Fuck. 159 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,888 [Homer]. Don't worry about it. You're a good driver. 160 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,391 "Bummer is a pyrophile. Fire makes her horny." 161 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,226 It does not! 162 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,729 Why the hell would you write that, you dick. 163 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,147 Why would you think I wrote that? 164 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,148 You're the only one that knows. 165 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,232 [Backwoods]. We all know now. 166 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,151 We were trying to get to the bottom of the fire. 167 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,111 Your hoo-ha gets moist at every open flame. 168 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:23,280 I thought it was important information. 169 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,490 If everyone must know, 170 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,700 it's only 'cause I got my cherry popped watching "Backdraft." 171 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,826 Well, at least that's about fire. 172 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:28,952 [Hom] It's getting hot in here! - Calm down. 173 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,245 We were the only ones in the theatre. 174 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,622 [Tanner] I hope so. - [Dewey] Is that a musical? 175 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,457 Did anybody else write anything 176 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,585 about the actual fucking fire? 177 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,629 What fire? - Morning, Roach. 178 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,048 [Roach] Lunch ready? - "Todd says open door policy, 179 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,425 "but his door is literally always closed." 180 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,843 Yeah, what the hell are you doing in there anyway, 181 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,011 just yanking it? 182 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,262 I'm doing actual work. 183 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,430 Bullshit. 184 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,849 Okay, this next card, 185 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,309 is gonna be about the fire. I know it, 186 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,310 I can feel it. 187 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,728 [Homer]. [scoffs] Yeah, read it. 188 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,481 "Taser's homemade hot sauce is too spicy. 189 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,943 "The next day it felt like I was shitting a saw blade. 190 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:04,279 "Now I have anal... tissues? Issues?" 191 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,364 Fissures. 192 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,116 [in unison] Fissures, - Yeah, yeah, makes sense. 193 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,660 I have a really sensitive anal cavity and, uh, 194 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,662 there was an alarming amount of blood in the bowl. 195 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,998 So I guess you, you wrote this one? 196 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,499 Just use less peppers, all right pal? 197 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,834 Less peppers. 198 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,294 "Todd can't take constructive criticism." 199 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:22,339 Okay, that is ridiculous. Who the fuck wrote this card? 200 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,298 Me again! - [Homer] Good one, Tase. 201 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,341 Seriously, Taser? 202 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,677 We are never gonna figure this out, man. 203 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,388 I have one! - [Steph] Stay on point. 204 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,850 "Todd got rid of the only thing I loved about him, 205 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,101 "his rattail." 206 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,021 [Barb] Oh, I miss that thing. - [indistinct chattering] 207 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:38,522 Thank you for the constructive criticism, Dewey. 208 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,648 [Steph]. His hair looks great! 209 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,858 See how I'm embracing that? 210 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,359 Yeah, nice shirt. - [Todd] Okay. 211 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:46,030 Please, let this next card be about the fire. 212 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,450 Come on, card. Help me out here. 213 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,909 "If this isn't a safety violation, 214 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:51,994 "I don't know what is. 215 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:55,080 "Backwoods has been plowing Audrey in tank 18?" 216 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,081 [crowd gasping] 217 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,542 Fuck off! Who the fuck wrote that one? 218 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,501 What the fuck?! 219 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:00,502 [Backwoods]. What the fuck is right. 220 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,462 Audrey, is this true? 221 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,713 Who the fuck's writing that shit? 222 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,797 [Barb]. Yeah, right? 223 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:04,715 [Audrey]. You fuckers think that's funny? 224 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,884 Shit is getting spicy. - Yeah, it is. 225 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:10,721 What in the actual fuck is this load of hooey? 226 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,765 Is this make shit up hour everybody? 227 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,477 Yeah, really fucking funny. - Hilarious. [laughs] 228 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,520 Jesus. Take it easy. You think I'm into him? 229 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,480 [Bev]. Right? 230 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,522 [Audrey]. Fucking look at him! 231 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,523 Hard pass! 232 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,941 What? - Yeah I can't, I don't see it. 233 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,527 This is fucking grade A beef right here, all right? 234 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,529 You look like a fucking ostrich. 235 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,572 [Todd]. Easy now. 236 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,283 Oh, you look like a bloated yeti with a perm. 237 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,285 You don't have any good insults. 238 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,537 [Steph]. Okay. Sit down, you two. Let's get back on track. 239 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,956 Well why would anyone write that down and lie about it? 240 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,875 I don't fucking know. 241 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,294 Same reason someone made up the dumbass rumour 242 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,965 that Leonard had a threesome with two lady engineers 243 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,760 at the nerd seminar in Truro. 244 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,178 Wait, people were saying that? 245 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,764 Wow. - Huh? Yeah, apparently. 246 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,265 [Leonard]. Like which engineers? 247 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,643 Tina? Or Shelley? - Shelley's pretty hot. 248 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,269 We shared an Uber to the airport once 249 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,938 and a knee might have brushed a shin, 250 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,564 giving people ideas. - [Bev] Dream on. 251 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,859 The point is that nobody is taking these cards seriously. 252 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,112 This fire could have caused a lot of damage. 253 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,488 Truro was fire. 254 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,781 Okay, we're going off the rails here. 255 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:11,949 Let's take a break. 256 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,451 Everyone think about what they wanna say about the fire 257 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,162 and let's fill this fucking box, please. 258 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,706 I'm like crashed out pretty hard. 259 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,041 Could we like go over the box once again? 260 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,126 Why don't you go back to sleep, Roach, 261 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,128 you stoned queef. 262 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,337 Come on, Leonard. 263 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,714 What are you saying? Just spit it out. 264 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,299 Just so you guys know, I've only had sex with my wife. 265 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,593 I haven't had sex with her recently. 266 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,553 All right. - Okay. 267 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,430 Why is this line so long? 268 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:38,058 'Cause obviously Tanner isn't Jimi for fuck sakes. 269 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,977 Last time we had sex 270 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,603 was the night we got the Shih Tzu puppy. 271 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,273 Damn. Isn't your dog four? - Scram, Cricket! 272 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,400 [Tanner] What the fuck? - The big kids need this room. 273 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,527 Come back in ten! Tool inspection! 274 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,779 Skeet. Get. Go on. Fuckin see ya. 275 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,032 Well at least sanitize after your done! Dammit! 276 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,533 Why didn't you grab my straight paintbrush 277 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,826 before you got kicked out, man? 278 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,327 You signed your name as Lucio. 279 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,412 The paperwork's wrong. 280 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,455 Oh, the paperwork's wrong. 281 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,539 Well I filled out the 282 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,499 Bring-Your-Child-to-Work paperwork and you're here. 283 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,834 Tool inspection, huh? 284 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,085 Good call. 285 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,378 Who the fuck wrote that card? 286 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,381 I have no idea but if I find out, 287 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,508 I will slap the yellow off of their mangy rat teeth- 288 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,509 Bigger question though 289 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,053 is do you think that Todd fucking believed it? 290 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,220 I don't know that either, 291 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,346 but why don't we just tell him the truth? 292 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,639 What? No! 293 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,682 Why don't we find out 294 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,267 who started that stupid fucking fire. 295 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,685 Maybe that'll distract him from us. 296 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,480 Okay, it's a good plan. Solid plan. 297 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,649 It's a hot, sexy, ostrich plan is what it is. [cawing] 298 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,026 Fuck you. - Fuck me hard. 299 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,069 Where are you going? 300 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,028 We got eight minutes. 301 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,029 I only need two. [zipper unzipping] 302 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,197 Mmmhmm. 303 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,865 Yeah, yeah. You just keep sucking on that thing, okay? 304 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,492 [Roach coughing] 305 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,328 I'd love to fucking fill it right now. 306 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,872 Now we gotta take this to Todd. 307 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,916 [dramatic music] 308 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,585 Who's got an open-door policy now, motherfuckers?! 309 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,045 Sorry to be pedantic there, Todd, 310 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,672 but that's more of a no-door policy. 311 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,049 And it's in effect! 312 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,093 Tanner and Roach. [whistles] 313 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,427 Be patient, everybody. 314 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,720 Todd will get to you all. 315 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,930 You fucking hag. 316 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,098 I can't get into my computer. 317 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,100 You changed the password? - No. 318 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,559 Maybe you just didn't type it in properly 319 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,104 on account of those disgusting long square nails. 320 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,398 Everyone knows it's squoval or coffin-shaped now. 321 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,358 At least I'm not still wearing glitter polish. 322 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,610 Ladies! Glitter is eternal. 323 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,569 Yeah, it is. Thank you. 324 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,697 It's nice. - Yeah, thanks. 325 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,240 I think French tips are very classy. 326 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,491 They aren't nice. 327 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,910 And they make your fingers look short and mine are pretty. 328 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,578 Yours are disgusting actually. 329 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,457 Hey, hey. Isn't today Beach Day Friday? 330 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,710 Why don't you two hash it out over some drinky-poos 331 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,711 down by the water? 332 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,129 Drinky-poos are for besties. 333 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,463 I'd rather go with Dewey anyway. 334 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,298 Too bad. Dewey's coming with me. 335 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,591 Hell to the no. - Come on, Dewey. 336 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,718 Dewey comes with me! 337 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,052 [indistinct chattering] 338 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,806 Ow! There's enough of the Mountain Dew to hydrate us all. 339 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,141 Ow! - That's gross! 340 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,100 Sorry, guys. 341 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,768 Just go this way. 342 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:51,776 [playful music] 343 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,699 I thought I locked that. 344 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,618 You okay? I need a favour. 345 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,454 Is that an ant farm? 346 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,496 [Homer]. Close. 347 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,165 I'm harvesting earwig pheromones. 348 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,751 That's not close. Why? 349 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,918 Fuck it. Never mind. 350 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,712 Just don't bring that shit home. 351 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,755 No shit. 352 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,923 They're far too emotionally sensitive. 353 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,341 I'm trying to find out who started that fire 354 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,843 and I need your help. 355 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,971 Because if you expose the fire starter, 356 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,140 it'll distract Todd from the feedback card 357 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,475 about you and Backwoods. 358 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,684 Yes. 359 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,603 So what do you got for me, Ghost Protocol? 360 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,356 No, I shut that down. 361 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,025 I don't poke the bear. 362 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,526 I'm a normal man now. 363 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,987 [Audrey]. You are not normal, Homer. 364 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,823 Homer, Homer! 365 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,367 I'm desperate. 366 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,869 Goodbye, Auds. 367 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,704 Ew. 368 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,705 Okay, fine. 369 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,541 I know that you use Todd's tug rug for your nighttime rituals. 370 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,669 Want me to text him and tell him right now? 371 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,213 How can I help you? 372 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,214 That's enough! - [Tanner] I don't care 373 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,382 if y sniff the paint! - Hey, stop that! 374 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,758 Just don't blow smoke in my fucking face. 375 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,926 Jesus Christ, boys. 376 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,594 It's my emotional support vape. 377 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,012 What the fuck do you mean? 378 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,263 I got glue-coma. 379 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,974 Glue-co? Do you, do you smoke glue now too? 380 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,976 Hey! You guys take whatever this is outside. 381 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,395 I need a word with Todd. 382 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,688 [Tanner]. Wanna step outside? 383 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,980 Play nice, fuckwads. 384 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:12,981 Roach, stop that! 385 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,191 See what I'm fucking dealing with? 386 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,484 [Barb] Come on, Cricket! - What's up, Chels? 387 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,695 There hasn't been a single weld thrown today. 388 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,071 Payroll hasn't gone out 389 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,781 because Bev and Barb aren't even speaking. 390 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,032 If people don't get paid- 391 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,492 We will have a walkout on our hands. 392 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,493 That can't happen! 393 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,828 You know how far behind this puts us? 394 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,329 You guys almost done? Leonard won't stop talking 395 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,248 about his wife's sexual balloon fetish. 396 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,084 Oh god. Oh good. 397 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,002 Come to the parking lot ASAP. 398 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,586 Shit's going down. 399 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,629 Fuck! - Best day ever. 400 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,964 [car horn honking] 401 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,173 I'm just having my lunch. 402 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,383 You'll have to go park somewhere else. 403 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,676 I'm not trying to scare you. 404 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,635 I'm just saying, this is my spot. 405 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,678 I'll bump you with this car! 406 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,555 What the fuck is going on here? 407 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,848 Just another shit driver 408 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,474 trying to have a relaxed lunch hour. 409 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,268 In my parking spot! - Mine now. 410 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,145 Lord, fuck Taser, are you serious? 411 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,187 Let it go! 412 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,523 Go park way in the back where we park, Janet. 413 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,734 Enjoy the walk. - No, I'm not going to do that. 414 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,445 You need to learn a lesson and I'm gonna park in my spot! 415 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,156 Could you just park somewhere else for today, Janet? 416 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,824 It's the principle. 417 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,075 I'm hitting the gas, Taser. - No you're not! 418 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,368 I swear to god. I'm gonna run you down. 419 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,369 No you're not! - I will! 420 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,454 Oh, running people over? 421 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,997 Who's the shit driver now, Janet? 422 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,623 Would you run him flat already? 423 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,833 Hit him. I'll back you up in court! 424 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:13,792 Hey! 425 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,711 Todd, the feedback cards aren't working. 426 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,629 We know more than enough about everyone's sex lives 427 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,881 but we're still no closer to finding out 428 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,007 who started this fire. 429 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,383 You know your crew, right? 430 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,718 Yes. - Fucking fix this. 431 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,553 Step it up. 432 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,305 Everyone, in the lunch room. 433 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,681 Now! - [Steph] Let's go! 434 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,601 [Taser]. You heard the man. The spot's mine. 435 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,602 [Steph]. Hustle it up, losers. 436 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,562 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 437 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,064 What? She just kicked my chair, Todd! 438 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,065 [Steph]. Come on everybody. 439 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,066 What do you got for me? 440 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,067 Here we go. 441 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:42,279 And we are live. - Holy shit, Homer. 442 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,156 I thought you chilled out on the spying. 443 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,116 I never stopped watching. 444 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,743 I just pretended I didn't care. 445 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,495 Now let's take a closer look. 446 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,788 Who's Juanita? 447 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,874 I name all my cameras after significant women in my life. 448 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,710 Juanita is located in the vending machine. 449 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,254 And then of course there's this angle. 450 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,422 Maureen's my favourite. 451 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,341 That's why I put her on the roof under the stars. 452 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,843 That's romantic. 453 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,429 All right. And bingo! 454 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,599 There she is, our sparkling little crime scene. 455 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,767 Can you zoom in on that? 456 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,602 Can I zoom? 457 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,145 You know, dumb questions like that 458 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:18,148 would've made the old Homer flip this whole fucking van! 459 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,692 That's fucking dramatic, man. 460 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,568 This is the new Homer. 461 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,904 So let's get to the bottom of this, shall we? 462 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:24,905 [fingers cracking] 463 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,532 Okay. - [whispers] Psycho. 464 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,908 [indistinct chattering] 465 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,953 [coughs] What the fuck is your problem? 466 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,789 Ew! That's disgusting! 467 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,457 Listen up, everyone. 468 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,543 I started this with good intentions 469 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,421 but it caused you guys to fight about the most ridiculous shit. 470 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,880 We learned about people's fetishes, 471 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,799 that no one needs to know about, 472 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,343 and making up ridiculous stories about tank 18. 473 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,344 Terrible. 474 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,471 Do you believe all that malarkey bullshit? 475 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,348 [Barb]. Craziest story I've ever heard in my life. 476 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,476 Most of this shit needs to get checked at the door. 477 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,688 This ends now. - [Dewey] Oh, here we go. 478 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,939 [group gasping] 479 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,942 Bye-bye snitchy bitch box! 480 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,152 [crowd clapping] [crowd chattering] 481 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,528 All right. 482 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,738 Everybody okay now? 483 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,780 Everyone's getting along? 484 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:07,948 [Barb]. Oh. 485 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,325 Oh Todd. Okay, uh... 486 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,829 Well at least we know who started this fire. 487 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:13,996 Oh my fuck! 488 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:14,913 [Steph]. Todd. Extinguisher. 489 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,956 Gimme a hand. 490 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:16,957 Here you go, buddy. Extinguisher. 491 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:17,958 Is anyone else getting hot? Ooh! 492 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,586 [Taser]. I feel the heat. 493 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,589 [everyone cheering] 494 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,008 You okay? - No, I'm not. 495 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:26,925 I didn't wanna do this 496 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,012 but I gotta lay the fucking hammer down. 497 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,514 If someone doesn't come forward about this fire 498 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,059 in the next five minutes and I find out later it was you, 499 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,686 you're fired! - Um, a minute, bro. 500 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,189 What's up? 501 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,608 [soft whispering] 502 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,985 Uh, let's take five, everyone. 503 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,737 [Roach]. What'd she say? 504 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,948 [Todd] So what do you got? - [Audrey] Here we go. 505 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,241 [Homer]. Yesterday, noon. 506 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,744 Dewey has a package of chocolate delivered. 507 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,745 Don't ask. 508 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,538 The box is stuffed with flammable paper, 509 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,374 which he disposes of in the garbage can. 510 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,416 Idiot number one. 511 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,834 What a dumbass. 512 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,504 3:30. Taser on his way to the refinery from a weld, 513 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,006 tosses an oily rag that rests on the paper. 514 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,216 Idiot number two. 515 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,176 I fucking knew it was gonna be him. 516 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,137 5:30 PM, Mr. Todd Stool... - [in unison] That's you! 517 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,764 On his way out from work, 518 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,476 discards his empty glass juice bottle, 519 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,853 the kind my kids drink, into the garbage. 520 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,314 Okay. But how is that relevant? 521 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,649 It rests there overnight 522 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:28,405 until exactly 7:42 AM when the sun sits just right, 523 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,616 turning the bottle into a magnifying glass and poof! 524 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,202 Garbage fire. Case closed. Idiot... 525 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,495 [in unison] Number three! 526 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,165 Okay, so no one is to blame and we're all to blame? 527 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,376 Well actually, glass goes in the recycling. 528 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,877 Everyone knows that, dumbass! 529 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:47,423 So technically, 65/35 your fault. 530 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,591 There's a lot of pissed off people in that lunchroom. 531 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,093 You gonna say anything? 532 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,220 And what? Fire myself? 533 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,930 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 534 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,266 What was that bullshit with you and Backwoods? 535 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,308 What now? 536 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,935 You two were like giving the blow... 537 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,145 the poun... 538 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,396 I-I can't even fucking say it. 539 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,481 It's gross and it's weird and I don't wanna think about it. 540 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,066 Well were the things that they wrote about you 541 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,276 on those cards true? 542 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,278 Plus, it could have been Backwoods and anyone. 543 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,237 He's a notorious slut. 544 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,488 True. 545 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,073 Totally. I mean, it could have been Backwoods and Tanner. 546 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,074 Yeah. 547 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,159 He doesn't know what a box fart is. 548 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,243 He's probably never seen a human vagina. 549 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,828 [chuckles] Totally. Let's go. 550 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,496 Backwoods and Cricket? Is that a thing or...? 551 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,332 You don't know the half of it. 552 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,001 As of section 5.2 of the Labour Code, 553 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,921 anyone who violates the fire safety protocol shall be fired. 554 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,174 So let's respect the boss here. 555 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,676 Like Todd said, fess up or you're fired. 556 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,553 Todd has the floor. 557 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,388 Thank you, Stephanie. 558 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,806 Here's the deal, everyone. 559 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,933 We're gonna forget about this entire incident. 560 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,976 What? Why? 561 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,978 False alarm. Hope we all learned a lot. 562 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,439 Let's move past it and let's get back to work. 563 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,441 I wanted to see someone get fired. 564 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,734 Shut it, Cricket. 565 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,320 Great leaders don't look around for someone to blame, Tanner. 566 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,239 Blaming is more for people like Janet. 567 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,950 I've had enough, Taser. So unprofessional. 568 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,118 [Taser mocking in high voice] 569 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,620 You know what else is unprofessional? 570 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,413 Speculating about someone's sex life 571 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,998 with two female engineers. 572 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,084 I mean, how does that even work? 573 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,502 Who's in front? 574 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,795 And who takes the notes? 575 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,879 [Roach]. You should watch a porno. 576 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,130 [Taser]. Whoever's not holding the camera. 577 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,882 Whatever turns you on should not be up for discussion. 578 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,051 [Roach]. What if you got some sick moves that people need to know- 579 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386 That's right! 580 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,595 You good, bro? 581 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,472 Help me. 582 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:22,184 [Tanner]. I swear to god if you blow that in my face one more time... 583 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:25,020 Oh hey, I just found a few more cards. 584 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,021 Do you guys want to hear them? 585 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,189 Not really. - No! 586 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,148 [indistinct chattering] 587 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,900 Everybody shut the fuck up. 588 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:30,901 Thank you. 589 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:31,944 [bright music] 590 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,822 "Leonard may not put the blocks to his wife enough, 591 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,408 "but he fixed my laptop a few years ago 592 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,034 "and that was, that was fucking nice." 593 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,160 [Tanner]. Yeah. You go, Leonard. 594 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,620 And I do need to give it to her more. 595 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,663 Okay, that's it. 596 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,789 No, no, no, hang on. 597 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,834 Read this one here about Bum and Bummer. 598 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,919 Oh, I didn't even see that one. 599 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,796 Oh, look how that turned out. 600 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,716 "Bev and Barbra, such good friends. 601 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:57,928 "I wish I had a friend to get manis and pedis with 602 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,473 "and a friend to finish my sentences." 603 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,892 Oh. I mean, we are friendship... 604 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,769 [in unison] Goals. 605 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,187 Oh, I'm gonna need this sweater back. 606 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,564 Sorry, take that. 607 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,523 Okay, that is the last card. 608 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,607 No, no, hang on, hang on. 609 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,567 There was one here. 610 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,486 Read this one about Taser and Janet. 611 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,863 Oh, how did I miss that? 612 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,031 [Tanner]. Spill the tea, Todd. 613 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,198 [Taser] We need to listen. - [Homer] Read it. 614 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,950 [Taser] Let's hear it. - "Taser can drive." 615 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:20,951 Yes! 616 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,579 "And Janet has had sex." 617 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,247 Yes I have! 618 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,206 Why did she say that? 619 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,207 So there. - Cool. 620 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,668 Wow, that was almost lazily on point. 621 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,253 Oh, there's another one. "Todd's the fucking man." 622 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,588 Yeah, he is. 623 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,672 I bet he wrote that himself. 624 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,673 Oh probably. 625 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,091 Okay, let's get back to work, everybody. 626 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,801 Is there a card for me? 627 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,927 Oh, uh... 628 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,512 Oh, there is actually. 629 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,807 "Chelsea is the best site manager ever." 630 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,684 That one's anonymous, obviously. 631 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,977 That's all. I'm just looking out for you. 632 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,229 We need to talk. - About what? 633 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,065 It's purely, okay. 634 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,692 Well, this should be interesting. 635 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,152 This better be good. 636 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,487 [sighs] All right. 637 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,114 This is just a sampler. 638 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,700 [Backwoods]. Oh! 639 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,036 [Audrey]. How many angles of us do you have? 640 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,245 Every one you can imagine. [Audrey gasping] 641 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,039 [Backwoods]. Oh you little perv. 642 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,290 Get rid of them. 643 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,583 All of them? 644 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,543 Even the one from tank 18? 645 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,503 [whispers] That was hot. 646 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,338 It's fucking right it was hot. 647 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,715 Listen, delete absolutely everything. 648 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,301 Just make me a copy first. 649 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,887 Joke's on you. I already made copies. 650 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,888 What? 651 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,516 I'll have one too, please. 652 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,853 All right, that should do it. 653 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,356 Good job. 654 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,026 That is what I call follow through. 655 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,071 [door slamming] [objects clattering] 656 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,702 [upbeat rock music] 657 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,370 Should I come back? 658 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:52,418 [upbeat rock music continues] 659 00:20:52,419 --> 00:21:00,300 ♪ 660 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,513 Yes, there we go. Feed, my children. 661 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:11,520 [upbeat rock music continues] 662 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:15,566 ♪ 663 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,860 [Dewey]. Classic Class D fire. 664 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,319 [Roach]. Class D? 665 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,323 Rock, paper, scissors, fuck you! 666 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,074 [everyone laughing] 667 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,286 [Tanner]. Hey. Yo, Danno. Can you get a box? Thanks. 668 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,329 Hey Steph, I got the, uh, steel toes here. 669 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,999 Ah! Fuck. Shit. 670 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,378 ♪ We will make a sweet return ♪ 671 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,339 Sorry, Steph. Ow. 672 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:43,219 [upbeat rock music continues] 673 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:58,734 ♪ Two second by falsified 674 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:03,489 ♪ Fools living in paradise 675 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,450 ♪ And calm spiritual ♪ 676 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,415 [loud screaming] 677 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,086 [dramatic music]