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Oh, this is so warm.
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It's like Rio de Janeiro. Oh!
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What's that?
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It's a city in Brazil.
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Serious?
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It smells like this.
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Is that a fucking
garbage fire?
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Dude, we were
wondering that too.
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Yeah? Were you two
geniuses wondering enough
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to do something about it?
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Uh, we were trying
to contain it.
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How?
- By watching it.
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Only then can we
truly understand it.
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We're the guardians
of the inferno.
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I tried pouring my coffee
on it and nothing happened.
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Should we pull a fire alarm?
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Well there's a fire
extinguisher right there.
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You're part of the volunteer
fire team for fuck sakes!
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Uh, I am at work right
now so I can't volunteer.
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Yeah, get smarter.
- A conflict of interest.
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Do I gotta fucking do
everything around here?
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What are your interests?
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Oh buddy, insects are the best.
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Can you believe this shit?
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I built this terrarium where
a spider and a bee battle.
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I give honey to the bee,
I give water to the tarantula,
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and they go at it.
- Idiots!
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Who started it?
- Spontaneous.
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Seriously? No one knows?
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It was Jesus, I assume.
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Clean it up!
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Where'd my smoke go?
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Okay, let's get to the
bottom of this goddamn fire.
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Shit. There's birds in
front of all the cameras.
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No clear visuals.
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Just birds. More birds.
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Taser's been feeding the
fucking pigeons again.
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So we don't know
who started it.
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Okay, standard
protocol is we open up
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a fire incident investigation,
sit everybody down,
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conduct interviews.
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Hope for a snitch.
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No. Snitches get stitches.
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Damn right.
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I know these guys inside out.
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Let me handle this.
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So, no one has fessed up to
starting the garbage fire.
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Nope.
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And I know you're not gonna
publicly rat anyone out,
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so we're gonna do
it anonymously.
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Oh please, that's a
confession box for cowards!
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We take fires very
serious around here.
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We figure out what happened,
it never happens again
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and we go back to work. So...
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I don't wanna work.
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Feel free to share.
I'm here to listen.
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My ass!
- Well, I'm, I'm here to read.
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Todd's got a bitch box!
- Todd's got a bitch box!
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Todd's got a bitch box!
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Real fucking funny.
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Come on, people.
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It's not that hard.
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So no one has
anything to say.
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That's nice.
- Hmm.
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We're not leaving this room
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until we get to
the bottom of this.
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Just gonna sit here
all fucking day?
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Fill the cards out. Let's go.
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All right, Toddy-
- Traitor.
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You want me to
cum in your box?
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Something you don't
know anything about.
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It's a start. Thank you.
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That's not anonymous.
We all know who wrote it.
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I just want to
get back to work.
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Keep it coming.
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So what do you think?
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You wanna touch all the
bases a little later?
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A little quickie,
uh, check-in?
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Who else has one?
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A little FaceTime, except my
face will be right in your...
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Okay, you're not very
good at this, are you?
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There you go, bud.
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I could be up for a little
impromptu tool inspection.
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This is gonna start
a real fucking fire.
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Well that's the spirit.
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Let's get this
show on the road.
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Suck on that, Todd.
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I'm not reading
that one out loud.
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Do it!
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You have to read
them out loud, Todd.
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There's no writing.
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Do you want me to
describe this?
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Yes.
- Sure.
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This is a vagina
pissing on a fire.
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Wait, whose is that?
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Oh, nummy, nummy,
nummy, nummy.
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No help there.
- Nice work, Dewey.
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That is anatomically correct.
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Can I have that?
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It is well done, though.
Very hairy.
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I have to read dirty
things all the time.
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I'm HR.
- Yeah, we know.
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Allow me.
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Hey Homer, I think
this one's mine.
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Uh...
- It's okay.
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You don't wanna read that.
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Yeah, let her read it, Todd.
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Trust me.
- Give it to her!
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I got it.
- Check this one out.
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"Janet needs to get laid."
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Yes, she does.
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This is 100% accurate.
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It's the truth.
I'm desperate.
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Told ya!
- Feedback cards, eh?
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You sure you don't want to just
use standard protocol for fires?
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You know, question people,
establish timelines,
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identify ignition source.
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Trying to think
outside the box here.
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By thinking inside the box?
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I think this may
actually work.
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Okay. Keep me posted.
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"The piss cookies in
the shitter are rank."
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They're stinky.
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"Janet needs to stop flapping
her gums about how I dress."
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That's me.
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Are we running a refinery
here or a beauty pageant?
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Your laces are always loose.
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Yep.
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Your coveralls
stink like shit.
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It's my musk.
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And you cut the sleeves
off of every shirt,
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which is unhygienic.
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I gotta let my arms breathe.
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Preach, Taser.
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I get more
complaints about you
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than I do anyone else
in the facility.
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Really?
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That's what I was going for.
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And you're a shit driver.
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Thems fighting words!
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You never yield to
oncoming traffic.
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You never use your blinker
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and you park
across two spaces.
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It's true.
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You can tell me how
to dress, Janet,
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but you can't say
I'm a shit driver.
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Shit driver.
- Okay!
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Taser can drive and
you've got rules, Janet.
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Moving on...
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I can drive.
- Fuck.
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Don't worry about it.
You're a good driver.
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"Bummer is a pyrophile.
Fire makes her horny."
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It does not!
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Why the hell would you
write that, you dick.
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Why would you think
I wrote that?
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You're the only
one that knows.
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We all know now.
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We were trying to get to
the bottom of the fire.
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Your hoo-ha gets moist
at every open flame.
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I thought it was
important information.
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If everyone must know,
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it's only 'cause I got my cherry
popped watching "Backdraft."
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Well, at least
that's about fire.
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It's getting hot in here!
- Calm down.
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We were the only
ones in the theatre.
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I hope so.
- Is that a musical?
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Did anybody else
write anything
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about the actual fucking fire?
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What fire?
- Morning, Roach.
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Lunch ready?
- "Todd says open door policy,
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"but his door is
literally always closed."
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Yeah, what the hell are
you doing in there anyway,
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just yanking it?
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I'm doing actual work.
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Bullshit.
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Okay, this next card,
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is gonna be about the fire.
I know it,
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I can feel it.
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Yeah, read it.
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"Taser's homemade hot
sauce is too spicy.
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"The next day it felt like
I was shitting a saw blade.
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"Now I have anal...
tissues? Issues?"
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Fissures.
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Fissures,
- Yeah, yeah, makes sense.
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I have a really sensitive
anal cavity and, uh,
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there was an alarming
amount of blood in the bowl.
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So I guess you,
you wrote this one?
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Just use less peppers,
all right pal?
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Less peppers.
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"Todd can't take
constructive criticism."
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Okay, that is ridiculous.
Who the fuck wrote this card?
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Me again!
- Good one, Tase.
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Seriously, Taser?
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We are never gonna
figure this out, man.
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I have one!
- Stay on point.
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"Todd got rid of the only
thing I loved about him,
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"his rattail."
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Oh, I miss that thing.
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Thank you for the
constructive criticism, Dewey.
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His hair looks great!
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See how I'm embracing that?
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Yeah, nice shirt.
- Okay.
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Please, let this next
card be about the fire.
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Come on, card.
Help me out here.
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"If this isn't a
safety violation,
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"I don't know what is.
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"Backwoods has been
plowing Audrey in tank 18?"
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Fuck off! Who the
fuck wrote that one?
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What the fuck?!
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What the fuck is right.
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Audrey, is this true?
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00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,713
Who the fuck's
writing that shit?
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Yeah, right?
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00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:04,715
You fuckers think
that's funny?
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Shit is getting spicy.
- Yeah, it is.
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00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:10,721
What in the actual fuck
is this load of hooey?
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Is this make shit
up hour everybody?
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Yeah, really fucking funny.
- Hilarious.
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Jesus. Take it easy.
You think I'm into him?
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Right?
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Fucking look at him!
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Hard pass!
223
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What?
- Yeah I can't, I don't see it.
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This is fucking grade A
beef right here, all right?
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You look like a
fucking ostrich.
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Easy now.
227
00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,283
Oh, you look like a
bloated yeti with a perm.
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You don't have
any good insults.
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Okay. Sit down, you two.
Let's get back on track.
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Well why would anyone write
that down and lie about it?
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I don't fucking know.
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Same reason someone made
up the dumbass rumour
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that Leonard had a threesome
with two lady engineers
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at the nerd
seminar in Truro.
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Wait, people were saying that?
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Wow.
- Huh? Yeah, apparently.
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Like which engineers?
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Tina? Or Shelley?
- Shelley's pretty hot.
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We shared an Uber
to the airport once
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and a knee might
have brushed a shin,
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00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,564
giving people ideas.
- Dream on.
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00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,859
The point is that nobody is
taking these cards seriously.
243
00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,112
This fire could have
caused a lot of damage.
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Truro was fire.
245
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,781
Okay, we're going
off the rails here.
246
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Let's take a break.
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Everyone think about what
they wanna say about the fire
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and let's fill this
fucking box, please.
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I'm like crashed
out pretty hard.
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Could we like go over
the box once again?
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Why don't you go back
to sleep, Roach,
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you stoned queef.
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Come on, Leonard.
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What are you saying?
Just spit it out.
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Just so you guys know,
I've only had sex with my wife.
256
00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,593
I haven't had sex
with her recently.
257
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,553
All right.
- Okay.
258
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,430
Why is this line so long?
259
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:38,058
'Cause obviously Tanner
isn't Jimi for fuck sakes.
260
00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,977
Last time we had sex
261
00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,603
was the night we got
the Shih Tzu puppy.
262
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,273
Damn. Isn't your dog four?
- Scram, Cricket!
263
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,400
What the fuck?
- The big kids need this room.
264
00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,527
Come back in ten!
Tool inspection!
265
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,779
Skeet. Get. Go on.
Fuckin see ya.
266
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,032
Well at least sanitize
after your done! Dammit!
267
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,533
Why didn't you grab my
straight paintbrush
268
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,826
before you got
kicked out, man?
269
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,327
You signed your
name as Lucio.
270
00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,412
The paperwork's wrong.
271
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,455
Oh, the paperwork's wrong.
272
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,539
Well I filled out the
273
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,499
Bring-Your-Child-to-Work
paperwork and you're here.
274
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,834
Tool inspection, huh?
275
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,085
Good call.
276
00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,378
Who the fuck wrote that card?
277
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,381
I have no idea
but if I find out,
278
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,508
I will slap the yellow off
of their mangy rat teeth-
279
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,509
Bigger question though
280
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,053
is do you think that Todd
fucking believed it?
281
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,220
I don't know that either,
282
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,346
but why don't we just
tell him the truth?
283
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:17,639
What? No!
284
00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,682
Why don't we find out
285
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,267
who started that
stupid fucking fire.
286
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,685
Maybe that'll
distract him from us.
287
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,480
Okay, it's a good plan.
Solid plan.
288
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,649
It's a hot, sexy, ostrich
plan is what it is.
289
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,026
Fuck you.
- Fuck me hard.
290
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,069
Where are you going?
291
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,028
We got eight minutes.
292
00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,029
I only need two.
293
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,197
Mmmhmm.
294
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,865
Yeah, yeah. You just keep
sucking on that thing, okay?
295
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,328
I'd love to fucking
fill it right now.
296
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,872
Now we gotta take
this to Todd.
297
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,585
Who's got an open-door
policy now, motherfuckers?!
298
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,045
Sorry to be pedantic
there, Todd,
299
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,672
but that's more of
a no-door policy.
300
00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,049
And it's in effect!
301
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,093
Tanner and Roach.
302
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,427
Be patient, everybody.
303
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,720
Todd will get to you all.
304
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,930
You fucking hag.
305
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,098
I can't get
into my computer.
306
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,100
You changed the password?
- No.
307
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,559
Maybe you just didn't
type it in properly
308
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,104
on account of those
disgusting long square nails.
309
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,398
Everyone knows it's squoval
or coffin-shaped now.
310
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,358
At least I'm not still
wearing glitter polish.
311
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,610
Ladies! Glitter is eternal.
312
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,569
Yeah, it is. Thank you.
313
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,697
It's nice.
- Yeah, thanks.
314
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,240
I think French tips
are very classy.
315
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,491
They aren't nice.
316
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,910
And they make your fingers
look short and mine are pretty.
317
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,578
Yours are disgusting actually.
318
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:25,457
Hey, hey. Isn't today
Beach Day Friday?
319
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,710
Why don't you two hash it
out over some drinky-poos
320
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,711
down by the water?
321
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,129
Drinky-poos are for besties.
322
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,463
I'd rather go
with Dewey anyway.
323
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,298
Too bad. Dewey's
coming with me.
324
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,591
Hell to the no.
- Come on, Dewey.
325
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,718
Dewey comes with me!
326
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,806
Ow! There's enough of the
Mountain Dew to hydrate us all.
327
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,141
Ow!
- That's gross!
328
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,100
Sorry, guys.
329
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,768
Just go this way.
330
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,699
I thought I locked that.
331
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,618
You okay? I need a favour.
332
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,454
Is that an ant farm?
333
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,496
Close.
334
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,165
I'm harvesting
earwig pheromones.
335
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,751
That's not close. Why?
336
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,918
Fuck it. Never mind.
337
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,712
Just don't bring
that shit home.
338
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,755
No shit.
339
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,923
They're far too
emotionally sensitive.
340
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,341
I'm trying to find out
who started that fire
341
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,843
and I need your help.
342
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,971
Because if you expose
the fire starter,
343
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,140
it'll distract Todd from
the feedback card
344
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,475
about you and Backwoods.
345
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,684
Yes.
346
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,603
So what do you got for me,
Ghost Protocol?
347
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,356
No, I shut that down.
348
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,025
I don't poke the bear.
349
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,526
I'm a normal man now.
350
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,987
You are not normal, Homer.
351
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,823
Homer, Homer!
352
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,367
I'm desperate.
353
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,869
Goodbye, Auds.
354
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,704
Ew.
355
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:46,705
Okay, fine.
356
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,541
I know that you use Todd's tug
rug for your nighttime rituals.
357
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,669
Want me to text him
and tell him right now?
358
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,213
How can I help you?
359
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,214
That's enough!
- I don't care
360
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,382
if y sniff the paint!
- Hey, stop that!
361
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,758
Just don't blow smoke
in my fucking face.
362
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,926
Jesus Christ, boys.
363
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,594
It's my emotional
support vape.
364
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,012
What the fuck do you mean?
365
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,263
I got glue-coma.
366
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,974
Glue-co? Do you, do you
smoke glue now too?
367
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,976
Hey! You guys take
whatever this is outside.
368
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,395
I need a word with Todd.
369
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,688
Wanna step outside?
370
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,980
Play nice, fuckwads.
371
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:12,981
Roach, stop that!
372
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,191
See what I'm fucking
dealing with?
373
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,484
Come on, Cricket!
- What's up, Chels?
374
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,695
There hasn't been a
single weld thrown today.
375
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,071
Payroll hasn't gone out
376
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,781
because Bev and Barb
aren't even speaking.
377
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,032
If people don't get paid-
378
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,492
We will have a
walkout on our hands.
379
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,493
That can't happen!
380
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,828
You know how far
behind this puts us?
381
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,329
You guys almost done?
Leonard won't stop talking
382
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,248
about his wife's
sexual balloon fetish.
383
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,084
Oh god. Oh good.
384
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,002
Come to the parking lot ASAP.
385
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,586
Shit's going down.
386
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,629
Fuck!
- Best day ever.
387
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,173
I'm just having my lunch.
388
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,383
You'll have to go
park somewhere else.
389
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,676
I'm not trying to scare you.
390
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,635
I'm just saying,
this is my spot.
391
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,678
I'll bump you with this car!
392
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,555
What the fuck is
going on here?
393
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,848
Just another shit driver
394
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,474
trying to have a
relaxed lunch hour.
395
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,268
In my parking spot!
- Mine now.
396
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,145
Lord, fuck Taser,
are you serious?
397
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,187
Let it go!
398
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,523
Go park way in the back
where we park, Janet.
399
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,734
Enjoy the walk.
- No, I'm not going to do that.
400
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,445
You need to learn a lesson
and I'm gonna park in my spot!
401
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,156
Could you just park somewhere
else for today, Janet?
402
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,824
It's the principle.
403
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,075
I'm hitting the gas, Taser.
- No you're not!
404
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,368
I swear to god.
I'm gonna run you down.
405
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,369
No you're not!
- I will!
406
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,454
Oh, running people over?
407
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,997
Who's the shit
driver now, Janet?
408
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,623
Would you run
him flat already?
409
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,833
Hit him.
I'll back you up in court!
410
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:13,792
Hey!
411
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,711
Todd, the feedback
cards aren't working.
412
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,629
We know more than enough
about everyone's sex lives
413
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,881
but we're still no
closer to finding out
414
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,007
who started this fire.
415
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,383
You know your crew, right?
416
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,718
Yes.
- Fucking fix this.
417
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,553
Step it up.
418
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,305
Everyone, in the lunch room.
419
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,681
Now!
- Let's go!
420
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,601
You heard the man.
The spot's mine.
421
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,602
Hustle it up, losers.
422
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,562
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
423
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,064
What? She just kicked
my chair, Todd!
424
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,065
Come on everybody.
425
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,066
What do you got for me?
426
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,067
Here we go.
427
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:42,279
And we are live.
- Holy shit, Homer.
428
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,156
I thought you chilled
out on the spying.
429
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,116
I never stopped watching.
430
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,743
I just pretended
I didn't care.
431
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,495
Now let's take a closer look.
432
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,788
Who's Juanita?
433
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,874
I name all my cameras after
significant women in my life.
434
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,710
Juanita is located in
the vending machine.
435
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,254
And then of course
there's this angle.
436
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,422
Maureen's my favourite.
437
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,341
That's why I put her on
the roof under the stars.
438
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,843
That's romantic.
439
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,429
All right. And bingo!
440
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,599
There she is, our sparkling
little crime scene.
441
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,767
Can you zoom in on that?
442
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,602
Can I zoom?
443
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,145
You know, dumb
questions like that
444
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:18,148
would've made the old Homer
flip this whole fucking van!
445
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,692
That's fucking dramatic, man.
446
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,568
This is the new Homer.
447
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,904
So let's get to the
bottom of this, shall we?
448
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,532
Okay.
- Psycho.
449
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,953
What the
fuck is your problem?
450
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,789
Ew! That's disgusting!
451
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,457
Listen up, everyone.
452
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,543
I started this with
good intentions
453
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,421
but it caused you guys to fight
about the most ridiculous shit.
454
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,880
We learned about
people's fetishes,
455
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,799
that no one needs
to know about,
456
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,343
and making up ridiculous
stories about tank 18.
457
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,344
Terrible.
458
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,471
Do you believe all that
malarkey bullshit?
459
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,348
Craziest story I've
ever heard in my life.
460
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,476
Most of this shit needs to
get checked at the door.
461
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,688
This ends now.
- Oh, here we go.
462
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,942
Bye-bye snitchy bitch box!
463
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,528
All right.
464
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,738
Everybody okay now?
465
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,780
Everyone's getting along?
466
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:07,948
Oh.
467
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,325
Oh Todd. Okay, uh...
468
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,829
Well at least we know
who started this fire.
469
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:13,996
Oh my fuck!
470
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:14,913
Todd. Extinguisher.
471
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,956
Gimme a hand.
472
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:16,957
Here you go, buddy.
Extinguisher.
473
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:17,958
Is anyone else getting hot? Ooh!
474
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,586
I feel the heat.
475
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,008
You okay?
- No, I'm not.
476
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:26,925
I didn't wanna do this
477
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,012
but I gotta lay the
fucking hammer down.
478
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,514
If someone doesn't come
forward about this fire
479
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,059
in the next five minutes and
I find out later it was you,
480
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,686
you're fired!
- Um, a minute, bro.
481
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,189
What's up?
482
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,985
Uh, let's take five, everyone.
483
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,737
What'd she say?
484
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,948
So what do you got?
- Here we go.
485
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,241
Yesterday, noon.
486
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,744
Dewey has a package of
chocolate delivered.
487
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,745
Don't ask.
488
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,538
The box is stuffed
with flammable paper,
489
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,374
which he disposes of
in the garbage can.
490
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,416
Idiot number one.
491
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,834
What a dumbass.
492
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,504
3:30. Taser on his way to
the refinery from a weld,
493
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,006
tosses an oily rag that
rests on the paper.
494
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,216
Idiot number two.
495
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,176
I fucking knew it
was gonna be him.
496
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,137
5:30 PM, Mr. Todd Stool...
- That's you!
497
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,764
On his way out from work,
498
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,476
discards his empty
glass juice bottle,
499
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,853
the kind my kids drink,
into the garbage.
500
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,314
Okay. But how is that relevant?
501
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,649
It rests there overnight
502
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:28,405
until exactly 7:42 AM when
the sun sits just right,
503
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,616
turning the bottle into a
magnifying glass and poof!
504
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,202
Garbage fire.
Case closed. Idiot...
505
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,495
Number three!
506
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,165
Okay, so no one is to blame
and we're all to blame?
507
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,376
Well actually, glass
goes in the recycling.
508
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,877
Everyone knows that, dumbass!
509
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:47,423
So technically,
65/35 your fault.
510
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,591
There's a lot of pissed off
people in that lunchroom.
511
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,093
You gonna say anything?
512
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,220
And what? Fire myself?
513
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,930
I don't know what
I'm gonna do.
514
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,266
What was that bullshit
with you and Backwoods?
515
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,308
What now?
516
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,935
You two were like
giving the blow...
517
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,145
the poun...
518
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,396
I-I can't even fucking say it.
519
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,481
It's gross and it's weird and
I don't wanna think about it.
520
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,066
Well were the things
that they wrote about you
521
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,276
on those cards true?
522
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,278
Plus, it could have been
Backwoods and anyone.
523
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,237
He's a notorious slut.
524
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,488
True.
525
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,073
Totally. I mean, it could have
been Backwoods and Tanner.
526
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,074
Yeah.
527
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,159
He doesn't know
what a box fart is.
528
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,243
He's probably never
seen a human vagina.
529
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,828
Totally. Let's go.
530
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,496
Backwoods and Cricket?
Is that a thing or...?
531
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,332
You don't know the half of it.
532
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,001
As of section 5.2
of the Labour Code,
533
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,921
anyone who violates the fire
safety protocol shall be fired.
534
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,174
So let's respect the boss here.
535
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,676
Like Todd said,
fess up or you're fired.
536
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,553
Todd has the floor.
537
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,388
Thank you, Stephanie.
538
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,806
Here's the deal, everyone.
539
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,933
We're gonna forget about
this entire incident.
540
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,976
What? Why?
541
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,978
False alarm.
Hope we all learned a lot.
542
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,439
Let's move past it and
let's get back to work.
543
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,441
I wanted to see
someone get fired.
544
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,734
Shut it, Cricket.
545
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,320
Great leaders don't look around
for someone to blame, Tanner.
546
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,239
Blaming is more for
people like Janet.
547
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,950
I've had enough, Taser.
So unprofessional.
548
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,620
You know what else
is unprofessional?
549
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,413
Speculating about
someone's sex life
550
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,998
with two female engineers.
551
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,084
I mean, how does
that even work?
552
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,502
Who's in front?
553
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,795
And who takes the notes?
554
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:08,879
You should watch a porno.
555
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,130
Whoever's not
holding the camera.
556
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,882
Whatever turns you on should
not be up for discussion.
557
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,051
What if you got some sick
moves that people need to know-
558
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386
That's right!
559
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,595
You good, bro?
560
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,472
Help me.
561
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:22,184
I swear to god if you blow
that in my face one more time...
562
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:25,020
Oh hey, I just found
a few more cards.
563
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,021
Do you guys want
to hear them?
564
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,189
Not really.
- No!
565
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,900
Everybody shut the fuck up.
566
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:30,901
Thank you.
567
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,822
"Leonard may not put the
blocks to his wife enough,
568
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,408
"but he fixed my
laptop a few years ago
569
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:39,034
"and that was,
that was fucking nice."
570
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,160
Yeah. You go, Leonard.
571
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,620
And I do need to
give it to her more.
572
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,663
Okay, that's it.
573
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,789
No, no, no, hang on.
574
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,834
Read this one here
about Bum and Bummer.
575
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,919
Oh, I didn't even
see that one.
576
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,796
Oh, look how
that turned out.
577
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,716
"Bev and Barbra,
such good friends.
578
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:57,928
"I wish I had a friend to
get manis and pedis with
579
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,473
"and a friend to
finish my sentences."
580
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,892
Oh. I mean,
we are friendship...
581
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,769
Goals.
582
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,187
Oh, I'm gonna need
this sweater back.
583
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,564
Sorry, take that.
584
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,523
Okay, that is the last card.
585
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,607
No, no, hang on, hang on.
586
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,567
There was one here.
587
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:14,486
Read this one about
Taser and Janet.
588
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,863
Oh, how did I miss that?
589
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,031
Spill the tea, Todd.
590
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,198
We need to listen.
- Read it.
591
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,950
Let's hear it.
- "Taser can drive."
592
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:20,951
Yes!
593
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,579
"And Janet has had sex."
594
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,247
Yes I have!
595
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,206
Why did she say that?
596
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,207
So there.
- Cool.
597
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,668
Wow, that was almost
lazily on point.
598
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,253
Oh, there's another one.
"Todd's the fucking man."
599
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,588
Yeah, he is.
600
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,672
I bet he wrote that himself.
601
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,673
Oh probably.
602
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,091
Okay, let's get back
to work, everybody.
603
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,801
Is there a card for me?
604
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,927
Oh, uh...
605
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,512
Oh, there is actually.
606
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,807
"Chelsea is the best
site manager ever."
607
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,684
That one's anonymous,
obviously.
608
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,977
That's all. I'm just
looking out for you.
609
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,229
We need to talk.
- About what?
610
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,065
It's purely, okay.
611
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,692
Well, this should
be interesting.
612
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,152
This better be good.
613
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,487
All right.
614
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,114
This is just a sampler.
615
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,700
Oh!
616
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,036
How many angles of
us do you have?
617
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,245
Every one you can imagine.
618
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,039
Oh you little perv.
619
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,290
Get rid of them.
620
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,583
All of them?
621
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,543
Even the one from tank 18?
622
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,503
That was hot.
623
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,338
It's fucking right it was hot.
624
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,715
Listen, delete
absolutely everything.
625
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,301
Just make me a copy first.
626
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,887
Joke's on you.
I already made copies.
627
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,888
What?
628
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,516
I'll have one too, please.
629
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,853
All right, that should do it.
630
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,356
Good job.
631
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,026
That is what I call
follow through.
632
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,370
Should I come back?
633
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,513
Yes, there we go.
Feed, my children.
634
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,860
Classic Class D fire.
635
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,319
Class D?
636
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,323
Rock, paper,
scissors, fuck you!
637
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,286
Hey. Yo, Danno.
Can you get a box? Thanks.
638
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,329
Hey Steph, I got the,
uh, steel toes here.
639
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,999
Ah! Fuck. Shit.
640
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,378
♪ We will make a
sweet return ♪
641
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,339
Sorry, Steph. Ow.
642
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:58,734
♪ Two second by falsified
643
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:03,489
♪ Fools living in paradise
644
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,450
♪ And calm spiritual ♪