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‎迪薇坐在房裡焦躁不安

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‎因為派克斯頓今天傍晚對她放了冷箭

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‎首先，他叫她“朋友”

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‎嗨，朋友

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‎然後直接走人

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‎好像她在幫綠色和平組織蒐集連署書

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‎這到底是什麼意思？

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‎派克斯頓其實根本不喜歡她？

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‎以後也不會出現在她的窗…

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‎嘿

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‎妳該叫妳媽清排水溝了

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‎好像有亞馬遜快遞無人機卡在那邊

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‎-喂，你在幹嘛？
‎-這是什麼意思？

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‎你戲劇公演時從我旁邊走過去

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‎連出於禮節慢下來都沒有！

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‎抱歉，趕時間，川特的媽媽要用車

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‎因為她要去魔堡表演魔術

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‎好，可是你也叫我“朋友”

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‎據我所知，沒有朋友
‎會鑽另一個朋友的窗戶玩親親

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‎我會讓你感到丟臉嗎？

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‎當然不是

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‎可是如果要說實話
‎我不喜歡在大庭廣眾下親熱

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‎而且我覺得宣示主權很低級，對吧？

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‎大概吧

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‎我們私底下才親熱的感覺其實還不錯

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‎可以嗎？

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‎正常成年人看到這裡
‎都知道她會讓派克斯頓丟臉

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‎可惜如果妳跟迪薇一樣

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‎戀愛運一直很差，就沒得挑了

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‎好啊，可以

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‎劇名：……成為完美女孩

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‎哇！

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‎我不知道耶

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‎小艾，謝謝妳把這些衣服帶來

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‎可是這些衣服不太實用

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‎我的繪圖計算機放哪裡？

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‎放在家裡的抽屜啊

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‎小法，妳當選蟋蟀后時必須豔冠群芳

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‎而且妳一定會贏，大家都會投給妳

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‎真的嗎？

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‎一定的，對吧，迪薇？

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‎各位，我有事要告訴妳們

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‎我好像在跟…派克斯頓交往

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‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

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‎那東西打哪兒來的？

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‎我在多方嘗試，別管我
‎妳說“好像”是什麼意思？

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‎派克斯頓連續兩晚鑽窗戶跟我親熱

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‎妳怎麼現在才說？

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‎妳應該在事後傳簡訊！或者當下傳！

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‎我知道，可是我覺得不太對勁

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‎他昨晚過來時長篇大論

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‎說不想宣示主權或在大家面前親熱

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‎妳擔心他怕妳丟他的臉？

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‎可是你們公開交往過啊

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‎迪薇回想自己跟派克斯頓的短暫情史

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‎才發現以前沒看到的幾件事

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‎妳對我也很重要，兄弟

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‎天啊，他那時好像也沒說我是他女友

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‎我忙著跟小班劈腿才沒發現！

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‎要解決很簡單

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‎舞會是星期六，每對情侶都會去

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‎他如果真的把妳當女朋友，就會邀妳

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‎他一定會開口的啦

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‎所以

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‎妳需要禮服，好朋友

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‎第二天，迪薇不管走到哪裡

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‎都會看到同學互邀參加舞會

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‎身邊都是同學大肆宣揚愛情

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‎自己卻不知道有沒有愛情歸宿

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‎派克斯頓有六天時間可以邀她去舞會

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‎如果沒有，她就會正式成為地下情人

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‎兄弟！來當我們的打嗝比賽評審吧？

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‎可惜不是今天

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‎顯然星期二和星期三也不是

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‎所以到了星期四早上

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‎迪薇獲邀參加舞會的機會有點渺茫

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‎迪薇很難理解
‎因為兩人晚上都打得火熱

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‎我通常在這種時候都會買零食

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‎而且這段期間也很甜蜜

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‎妳幹嘛到處放用垃圾紙做的小人？

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‎別笑啦，這是我的作品

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‎我沒笑妳，我喜歡口香糖包裝紙人像

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‎我要留著

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‎迪薇！

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‎-卡梅拉？
‎-妳忘了帶便當

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‎還有皮包和手機

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‎妳早上出發時沒發現背包空空的？

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‎謝謝，卡梅拉，我有點心事

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‎卡梅拉表姊，歡迎回來

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‎嗨，你叫馬尼許吧？

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‎好記性

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‎妳怎麼回來了？迪薇又被停學了嗎？

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‎庫老師，別損我了

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‎搞什…？

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‎（嗨，席拉）

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‎（妳要跟我一起去舞會嗎？）

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‎（跟我去吧）

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‎天啊，馬克斯！我當然願意

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‎太好了！

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‎這是幹嘛？

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‎這個週六有盛大的冬季舞會

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‎迪薇，妳要去嗎？

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‎受歡迎的學生才會去

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‎庫老師，討厭啦！

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‎大概吧

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‎我不知道，我還要想一下

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‎妳知道誰要去嗎？在下我

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‎不過大部分導護老師

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‎都會離開舞會，去夏皮羅老師的教室

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‎唱卡拉OK、喝酒…

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‎迪薇，請裝作沒聽見

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‎妳也來吧

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‎喔，我…

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‎她不行啦

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‎她那個超帥未婚夫的父母要來

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‎-抱歉，我不是在約妳
‎-明明就是

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‎沒關係，真的很謝謝你

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‎如果不是這個週末就可以

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‎我一直在找
‎公開唱《木星眼淚》的藉口

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‎現在連我成年的表姊
‎都有人邀去參加舞會了

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‎我該走了，謝謝妳帶便當來，卡梅拉

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‎艾瑞克，我要跟你說
‎我等一下要去練機器人

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‎妳前八次練習也都這麼說
‎我在心理治療時說過了

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‎小姐，妳錯過八次機器人練習？

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‎妳是隊長，機器人是妳的招牌

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‎對啊，機爾斯布洛斯南
‎是妳的緊急聯絡人

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‎對，我最近都在忙蟋蟀后選拔

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‎不想讓莎夏和夏娃失望，沒關係的！

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‎派克斯頓的事怎麼樣？他還沒邀妳？

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‎沒有，我一直抱著希望

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‎像是昨天晚上，他說：“喂

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‎要跟我去丹史蒂文斯的簽書會嗎？”

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‎他大概愛看《唐頓莊園》

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‎對啊，他應該是葛蘭森迷

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‎寶貝！有人在我的手機上留言給你！

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‎嗨，小班，本人比利克里斯托
‎跟你一樣支持洛杉磯快艇隊

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‎太扯了

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‎你冬季舞會要做什麼？

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‎你要去嗎？

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‎還是你要跟呆子一樣
‎穿著內褲吃麻花餅？

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‎阿妮莎要我請你跟她一起參加舞會

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‎你的答案呢？

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‎當然要說：“好”
‎不然就是徹頭徹尾的笨蛋

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‎所以呢？你說呢？笨蛋？

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‎好啊，我們去舞會

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‎太猛了！

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‎說實話，我其實認識威廉

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‎他朋友以前都這樣叫他…

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‎-就像好萊塢…
‎-阿妮莎！

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‎嘿

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‎妳剛剛邀小班參加舞會？

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‎對啊，怎麼？會怪嗎？

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‎不會，只是這邊的女生
‎大部分都等男生開口

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‎對，但是太老套了，而且說真的

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‎等這些呆頭鵝採取行動

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‎壓力好大喔

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‎嗨！

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‎我不知道你週末有沒有什麼打算

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‎但不知道你想不想做傻事，去參加…

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‎瘋女迪薇，妳邀派克斯頓參加舞會？

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‎不是…

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‎其實是啦，你要跟我去參加舞會嗎？

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‎對不起，但還是不了

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‎好狠啊，兄弟

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‎遭到公開打臉後

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‎迪薇希望能一直躲在女廁所

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‎等到每個人回家為止

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‎但是在高中廁所哭的問題在於

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‎你最不想見的人一定會走進來

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‎警告！

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‎有男生進女廁所

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‎我不想偷拍各位尿尿之類的

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‎小班？你幹嘛？出去啦！

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‎我剛剛看到了

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‎這下好了

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‎我能夠有一天不讓自己徹底丟臉嗎？

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‎其實最該感到丟臉的人是派克斯頓

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‎妳有看他的IG嗎？

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‎他最近放的影片
‎是他把一條小蛇放進川特的頭髮

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‎他不是很會做明智決定的人

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‎你幹嘛對我這麼好？

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‎你不是該吃爆米花、喝斐濟進口好水

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‎在你爸的辦公室回味我的醜態嗎？

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‎我又不喝斐濟的水

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‎我們只喝“聰明水”
‎因為安妮斯頓是我爸的客戶

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‎對吼，想也知道

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‎我不能這樣出去

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‎我可不想讓派克斯頓看到我哭過

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‎覺得我更可悲

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‎幹嘛管派克斯頓怎麼想？

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‎妳什麼時候才能想通
‎那混蛋配不上妳？

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‎而且聽說他的腹肌是在墨西哥買的

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‎謝謝你，小班

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‎你人其實不錯，你知道嗎？

196
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:41,474
‎各位

197
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,476
‎我來了，還帶了一些點心

198
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,020
‎藍尼，你有查出

199
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,856
‎KX94油壓手臂的問題在哪裡嗎？

200
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,609
‎怎麼了？

201
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,110
‎我很不想說

202
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,780
‎但妳已經不是機器人隊的隊長

203
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:56,989
‎現在我才是隊長

204
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,616
‎什麼？誰說的？

205
00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,950
‎大家說的！

206
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,203
‎妳為了衝人氣拋棄我們

207
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,038
‎結果呢？

208
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:07,541
‎機器人隊容不下人氣這種東西

209
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,961
‎我不是為了人氣，是想幫助同志族群

210
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:14,882
‎藍尼也是同志，我們上禮拜
‎輸給東恩西諾高中有幫到他嗎？

211
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,133
‎藍尼是同志？

212
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,095
‎（同志玩家）

213
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,139
‎而且妳還拋棄自己的機器人

214
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,518
‎屋頂漏水漏到它身上，結果冒火花

215
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,645
‎害它頭上冒出小火苗

216
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,188
‎機爾斯！

217
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,440
‎喬丹把線路全都換掉了

218
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,777
‎嗨，寶貝洋娃娃，給爹爹來點愛

219
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,821
‎我把它變成花花大少了！

220
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:40,783
‎不行！機爾斯跟C-3PO一樣
‎是很難搞的老同志

221
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,662
‎法碧歐拉，妳可以留在隊上
‎但是要聽我指揮

222
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:54,255
‎乖乖，小妞，妳讓我的壞東西起飛了

223
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,641
‎有沒有搞錯？
‎你今天對我那樣還敢爬進來

224
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,268
‎我真的很抱歉，迪薇

225
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,811
‎我知道你覺得我不夠好

226
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,188
‎什麼？我覺得妳對我來說夠好啊

227
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,190
‎你在朋友面前發我好人卡

228
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,901
‎-不是因為我覺得自己比妳好
‎-那是為什麼？

229
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,781
‎我不知道，迪薇
‎大概因為妳讓我丟臉過，記得嗎？

230
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,618
‎妳劈腿，然後我被雪佛蘭油電車撞飛

231
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,789
‎我怎麼可能跟騙過我

232
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,250
‎又害我游泳生涯結束的人公開交往？

233
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,252
‎我會被全校當成笑柄

234
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,881
‎他這種說法其實很有道理

235
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:42,762
‎迪薇，我喜歡妳，好嗎？真的

236
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:48,058
‎可是如果妳不想偷偷來，那就分了吧

237
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:57,401
‎所以他公開拒絕妳以後
‎還跟妳幽會？爛男人！

238
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,737
‎對啊，他說他只能跟我偷偷來

239
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,199
‎他怎麼能不把妳當成印度女神拜？

240
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,035
‎妳有叫他滾得遠遠的吧？

241
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:10,414
‎那當然，不然的話我也太可悲了吧？

242
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:14,168
‎各位小姐，把功課拿上樓
‎我們需要餐廳

243
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,753
‎為什麼？怎麼了？

244
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:20,257
‎我們要為卡梅拉明天的求婚晚宴
‎煮道滿漢全席

245
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,675
‎一定要叫做“求婚晚宴”嗎？

246
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,928
‎根本沒有證據支持啊

247
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:27,807
‎對啦，也許裴桑的父母大老遠飛過來

248
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,685
‎是想在客廳吃達美樂
‎看《艾倫秀：終極遊戲王》

249
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,978
‎這孩子真笨

250
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,490
‎爸？你在我房間？

251
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,663
‎-我又做功課做到睡著了？
‎-對啊，數學作業上都是口水

252
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,624
‎我見到你好高興，可是怎麼了？

253
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,377
‎我覺得妳需要爸爸的人生智慧

254
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,629
‎我知道妳的心情不太好

255
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,924
‎你知道派克斯頓的狀況了？

256
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,427
‎對，但是妳應該要更好
‎我最完美的女兒

257
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:09,640
‎你老是這樣叫我，可是我根本不完美

258
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,141
‎老是闖禍

259
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:15,229
‎我知道，妳最近有的作法扯到爆

260
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,357
‎但就算妳犯了一點錯

261
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,860
‎也不代表應該委曲求全

262
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,154
‎我認識的迪薇絕對不肯
‎當別人的地下女友

263
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,281
‎見不得光

264
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,617
‎也許我變了

265
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,702
‎沒有

266
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495
‎我認識妳一輩子

267
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,832
‎妳從來就不是願意躲起來的那種人

268
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,126
‎我讓你失望了嗎？

269
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,377
‎當然沒有

270
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,423
‎我說妳是我最完美的女兒
‎是因為我覺得妳很完美

271
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,301
‎並沒有要妳一直都很完美

272
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:48,679
‎謝謝爸

273
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,307
‎我好想你

274
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,225
‎我一直都在妳身邊

275
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,408
‎迪薇在夢中跟爸爸談過後

276
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,870
‎知道該怎麼面對派克斯頓了

277
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:21,295
‎但是天神好像老是愛出很多難題給她

278
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,341
‎我們講清楚

279
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,428
‎我不能當你的秘密愛人
‎我不是那種人

280
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,388
‎好吧

281
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,266
‎我要的男友會帶我去舞會、牽我的手

282
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,061
‎一起吃雞肉三明治時，讓我坐他大腿

283
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,939
‎最後一項要求也太具體了

284
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,691
‎羅莎莉亞和艾瑞克有這麼做
‎感覺很甜蜜

285
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,193
‎他們真的很配

286
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,527
‎他們的確很配

287
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,326
‎反正我知道很多都是我的錯，對不起

288
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,289
‎但是我不願意關起門
‎偷偷搞些莫名其妙的事

289
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,626
‎我想當別人的正牌女朋友

290
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,755
‎迪薇，我瞭解

291
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,216
‎好嗎？我真的瞭解

292
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,927
‎但是我沒辦法做到

293
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,179
‎對不起

294
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,061
‎我懂了

295
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:20,938
‎那麼…

296
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,607
‎謝謝你陪過我

297
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,444
‎你的…吻功很強

298
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,824
‎雖然這一刻有點悲傷，但是不久前

299
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,451
‎這個少女獻上童貞的作法

300
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,413
‎就像雜貨店裡的鷹嘴豆泥試吃攤位

301
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,208
‎現在，她要捨棄幾乎修成正果的戀情

302
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,253
‎我得說我很佩服這孩子

303
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,187
‎記得我們今晚本來
‎要坐加長禮車跟天菜男朋友來嗎？

304
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,441
‎結果我們第一次參加高中舞會就落單

305
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,443
‎而且搭妳繼母的掀背車

306
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,071
‎對啊，真抱歉，我的衣服差點悶死妳

307
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,283
‎穿這種衣服真的不能坐雙門車

308
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,786
‎迪薇，派克斯頓的事我也覺得很可惜

309
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,622
‎-我知道妳很失望
‎-對啊

310
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,792
‎不過說實話，我很高興有妳當伴

311
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,711
‎妳比麥坎好太多了

312
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,214
‎他聽說李奧納多不噴除臭劑後
‎自己也不噴了

313
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,216
‎他的腋下超臭的！

314
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,927
‎嗨，法碧歐拉有跟妳們來嗎？

315
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,180
‎沒有，我們以為她跟妳來的

316
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,182
‎沒有，她說要在這裡會合

317
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,184
‎但馬上就要頒蟋蟀后冠了

318
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,643
‎她又不回我簡訊

319
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,438
‎不知道她在哪裡

320
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,357
‎快點，機爾斯，回到我身邊

321
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,361
‎也許妳應該幫我上油，臭女人

322
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,781
‎法碧歐拉

323
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,200
‎妳為什麼哭？

324
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,410
‎沒關係，我很好

325
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,790
‎美女，妳的天鵝絨上都是淚水
‎妳一點也不好

326
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,044
‎我只是以為出櫃會比較輕鬆

327
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,962
‎但就算跟女同志在一起

328
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,548
‎我還是要一直努力融入

329
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,094
‎現在機器人隊員全都討厭我
‎機爾斯成了變態

330
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:20,891
‎我大概很不會當假異性戀
‎也很不會當女同志吧？

331
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,647
‎妳應該是說妳很不會當莎夏和夏娃吧

332
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,900
‎妳很會當同志啊，妳喜歡女生吧？

333
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,110
‎超喜歡的

334
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:35,030
‎我前幾天夢到
‎女歌手杜娃黎波餵我吃葡萄

335
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,615
‎我也做過那種夢

336
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,201
‎喬納？你打哪兒冒出來的？

337
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,911
‎我無所不在啊，寶貝

338
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,414
‎而且我的助聽器調到偷聽頻道了

339
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,169
‎假裝這麼久，終於活出真我其實很難

340
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,549
‎我也不喜歡異性戀女生以為
‎現在可以隨便叫我“賤人”

341
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,842
‎阿們，賤人

342
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,472
‎可是出櫃的意義就在忠於自己

343
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,308
‎我們喜歡妳本來的樣子

344
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,061
‎沒錯

345
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,607
‎妹子，好好做妳自己吧

346
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,864
‎雪曼橡樹的同學大家好

347
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:24,913
‎首先，佐伊和我很高興
‎能回歸舞會籌委會

348
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,790
‎大家都知道這場舞會

349
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,835
‎由我爸的汽車經銷行全額贊助

350
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,378
‎其次

351
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,506
‎信封裡有今年蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后的名字

352
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,508
‎所以我就別賣關子了

353
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,469
‎今年的蟋蟀后和…

354
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,929
‎蟋蟀后是…

355
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,973
‎夏娃赫姆和法碧歐拉托勒斯！

356
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,184
‎請兩位最佳女主角上台

357
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,188
‎她死去哪裡了？

358
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,610
‎我在這裡…

359
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,823
‎好，美女！

360
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,161
‎好，舞力全開的時候到了

361
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:07,247
‎提醒各位，這是歷史性的一刻

362
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,666
‎所以跳舞時放尊重點，好嗎？

363
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,211
‎不然的話就太機車了

364
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,381
‎（蟋蟀后）

365
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,634
‎這些后冠給了我生命

366
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,885
‎謝謝你，機爾斯

367
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,060
‎夏娃，我有話要跟妳說

368
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,229
‎我一點也不酷

369
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,564
‎完全不懂流行文化

370
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,484
‎也不懂“八卦咧？”這種流行語

371
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,611
‎我穿破牛仔褲很沒安全感

372
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,946
‎這些我都知道

373
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:42,699
‎除了我家人、朋友和妳之外
‎我只愛機器人

374
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,660
‎所以我不想再錯過練習了

375
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,621
‎等等，妳說妳愛我？

376
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,998
‎我不小心說出來了嗎？

377
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,254
‎可惡！我幹嘛老是講出自己的秘密？

378
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,214
‎我也愛妳

379
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:58,966
‎什麼？

380
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,385
‎我並不在乎妳酷不酷

381
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,430
‎法碧歐拉，我沒見過比妳還美的人

382
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,907
‎-喂？
‎-嗨，派克斯頓

383
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,617
‎我是華納老師

384
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,370
‎你一定有去舞會，所以我不耽擱你

385
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,998
‎我剛剛看你的期末分數

386
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,000
‎真的很佩服

387
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,626
‎你反敗為勝了！

388
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:39,006
‎真的嗎？所以我有上大學的機會了？

389
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,634
‎沒錯，繼續保持就會有很多選擇

390
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,052
‎太好了！

391
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:48,348
‎看來你跟迪薇是最佳搭檔，對吧？

392
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,852
‎我不是在對你的成就邀功啦

393
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,562
‎也許有一點吧

394
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,647
‎今晚好好玩吧，再見

395
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,582
‎嘿

396
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,541
‎嘿！

397
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,294
‎所以…

398
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,173
‎我要謝謝你前幾天安慰我

399
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,925
‎好，不客氣

400
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,428
‎說實話

401
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,764
‎你跑進女廁所是為了幫我

402
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,391
‎還是因為你變態，我剛好在那裡？

403
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,685
‎當然是因為我變態，妳誰啊？

404
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,772
‎我也這麼想，我說
‎“等一下，小班會貼心？”

405
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,649
‎-後來我想：“不可能”
‎-對啊，我超下流的

406
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:49,201
‎所以…妳想…

407
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,036
‎嘿，兩位！

408
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:55,123
‎小班，你不能整晚當壁花啦
‎一定要跟我跳舞！

409
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,292
‎這樣可以讓計步器增加很多步數

410
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,003
‎對喔，好，跳舞吧

411
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,394
‎晚餐非常美味

412
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,355
‎可是我最期待的是甜點

413
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,194
‎我還不想吃甜點

414
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,489
‎我的盤子裡還有很多菜

415
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,785
‎我知道妳想在客人面前吃相端莊

416
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,080
‎不過妳可以一次多吃幾顆豆，卡梅拉

417
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,957
‎免得他們等太久

418
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,085
‎沒關係，不急，妳慢慢來

419
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,422
‎我們有些人時間不多了

420
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,800
‎不可能永遠等妳慢慢吃咖哩起司豌豆

421
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,719
‎裴桑，你有想過

422
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,888
‎以後要生幾個孩子嗎？

423
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,642
‎這樣吧，你不必回答，我先去拿甜點

424
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:59,938
‎不要！奶奶，妳坐，我去拿甜點

425
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:21,293
‎又是慢歌？已經連續第三首了

426
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,879
‎這個DJ是故意要讓單身族難過嗎？

427
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,172
‎是藍尼幹的

428
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,925
‎艾瑞克給他20美元
‎說好只為他和羅莎莉亞放慢歌

429
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,511
‎（DJ人形生物）

430
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:37,976
‎馬上回來

431
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,732
‎妳看這姑娘，看起來好快樂

432
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,693
‎其實我學到寶貴的教訓

433
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,529
‎愛情跟偶像崇拜是不一樣的

434
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,573
‎我的白馬王子會覺得…

435
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,741
‎妳是一顆星

436
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:57,913
‎我在戲劇公演看到妳
‎妳實在太厲害了，艾瑞卡

437
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,750
‎我叫艾莉諾啦，不過謝謝誇獎

438
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,586
‎妳想跳舞嗎？妳可以拒絕

439
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,093
‎-真的？
‎-對啊

440
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,178
‎猛耶

441
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:17,807
‎迪薇很高興，她最愛演戲的朋友

442
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,935
‎總算在今晚有了浪漫結局

443
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:24,814
‎可是看著四周這些快樂
‎而且其實又好色的伴侶

444
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,442
‎卻讓迪薇覺得更寂寞

445
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,986
‎現在該滾出去了

446
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,107
‎（冬季舞會，星期六
‎蟋蟀王與蟋蟀后加冕典禮）

447
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,285
‎迪薇！天啊，迪薇

448
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,788
‎迪薇…妳還好吧？

449
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,333
‎真的很對不起，我沒看到妳

450
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:27,919
‎你來參加舞會

451
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,879
‎有受傷嗎？有撞到頭嗎？

452
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,423
‎你為了我參加舞會？

453
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:34,634
‎什麼？對，那當然啊！
‎我現在伸出幾隻手指？

454
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,262
‎三隻，等一下，你為了我參加舞會？

455
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:41,057
‎-對，我為了妳參加舞會
‎-這是什麼意思？

456
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,852
‎妳真的不要我送妳到醫院嗎？還是…

457
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,480
‎這件衣服墊超厚，我沒事
‎你是以我的朋友身分來，還是…

458
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,985
‎可惡，迪薇，妳真的要逼我說？

459
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:55,822
‎以妳的男友身分

460
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,415
‎成功了！

461
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:07,751
‎靠！我們等這一刻等了好久

462
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:11,504
‎抱歉，我要喝香檳，先把麥克風關掉

463
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,458
‎要跳舞嗎？

464
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,127
‎好啊，跳吧

465
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,892
‎有沒有搞錯？現在播快歌？

466
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,394
‎我宰了你，DJ人形生物！

467
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,897
‎喂…沒關係，我們還是可以跳慢舞啊

468
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,491
‎天啊，他出現了

469
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,953
‎開什麼玩笑？

470
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,666
‎當然是他，她的心裡一直都只有他

471
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:33,002
‎什麼？並沒有好嗎？

472
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,047
‎你帶她去馬里布海灘後她就選你了

473
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,842
‎可是小法跟我勸她變心，抱歉啦

474
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,887
‎她對阿妮莎那樣都只是因為嫉妒

475
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,432
‎因為她以為你們在接力賽時親熱

476
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,893
‎所以她的心裡其實並沒有一直是他

477
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,528
‎我是派克斯頓霍爾吉田的女朋友了

478
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,155
‎大概吧

479
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,323
‎不知道這是什麼感覺

480
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:15,438
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