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‎自從迪薇讓阿妮莎不必轉學後

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‎小班又開始跟她講話了，謝天謝地

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‎阿迪，怎麼樣？

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‎不怎麼樣

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‎有隻鳥今天卡在我家煙囪，超扯！

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‎哇，他如果沒跟阿妮莎

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‎嘴對嘴人工呼吸，就會跟她講話

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‎但迪薇現在氣他們兩人交往也沒用

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‎他們早就公開了

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‎妳真的沒問題？

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‎對，我沒事

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‎我很高興妳跟小班在一起
‎我超支持的！我是妳的鐵粉

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‎謝了，迪薇

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‎現在只能希望我爸媽別發現

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‎不然只能告別初戀

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‎跟超虔誠的親戚沙魯可在家自學

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‎喂！

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‎-哈囉
‎-妳今天怎麼樣？

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‎你今天怎麼樣？

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‎以前的迪薇沒辦法面對這種事

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‎但是重新做人的迪薇要成熟以對

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‎大概吧

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‎劇名：……成為黛西·布坎南

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‎抱歉，我不是故意要嚇妳的

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‎哇，小法，妳開始穿皮外套了？

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‎對啊，夏娃帶我去買的

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‎妳看這些拉鍊，有的根本沒口袋！

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‎嘿！既然我們都在

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‎我們一起坐加長禮車去冬季舞會吧？

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‎-好耶！
‎-超棒的

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‎棒呆了！

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‎太好了！迪薇，那妳呢？

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‎妳會有舞伴嗎？

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‎有啊…

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‎我有幾個人選，有幾個男生可以輪流

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‎她騙人，她一個都沒有

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‎有沒有舞伴又怎樣？

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‎他們只是去幫我們拿皮包、裝帥

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‎-我就這點價值啊？
‎-對啊

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-對啊，其實…

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‎我其實不想坐加長禮車

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‎因為我整個童年

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‎都在電視上坐魔法加長禮車

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‎麥坎，真的很對不起…

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‎妳竟然還提出這種建議

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‎根本就把我當空氣

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‎妳到底在想什麼鬼？

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‎租歡樂巴士可以嗎？

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‎好，沒問題，我喜歡歡樂巴士！

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‎喂，小艾？

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‎啊？

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‎我不喜歡麥坎剛剛跟妳講話的語氣

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‎很像健康教育課放的

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‎青少年高壓型戀情影片

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‎那部1980年代男生砸女生手提音響

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‎禁止女生穿最愛腿套的影片？

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‎對，然後她抱著活頁夾大哭！

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‎妳不像我這麼瞭解他

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‎我們的相處模式就是這樣

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‎我保證沒事的

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‎她講的話跟健康教育影片

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‎女主角說的一模一樣

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‎小莎，瞎款？

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‎對，小莎，瞎款？

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‎兩位，我幫妳們安排最猛的拉票行程

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‎妳們放學後要跟超猛素食團體吃沙拉

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‎再跟沒那麼猛的素食團體喝康普茶

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‎明天是排球募款活動…

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‎莎夏，其實

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‎我週一、週三、週五放學後
‎都要練習機器人

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‎小法，機器人的事不急
‎我們已經處理掉妳的醜衣服

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‎現在要讓妳和夏娃走入人群

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‎沒人會投給自己不認識的蟋蟀后

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‎所以非宣傳不可，妹子！

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‎我知道要妳不練機器人很過份

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‎但是如果我們贏的話
‎對本地同志族群的意義有多大？

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‎我知道

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‎但我是機器人隊的隊長
‎不能把隊員甩掉不管

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‎他們可能早就習慣被人甩了吧？

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‎喂！

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‎不能折衷一下嗎？

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‎要不然妳這個禮拜
‎先不要參加週一和週三的練習

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‎但是莎夏以後把行程
‎錯開機器人練習時間，行嗎？

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‎好，可以，這樣就行了

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‎我還是認為

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‎她越少搞機器人越好

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‎不過，好吧，一言為定

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‎靠！

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‎迪薇光顧著修復跟阿妮莎的關係

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‎完全忘了還有別人可能也很氣她

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‎想拿好分數就當個好學生

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‎我不能永遠牽著你！

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‎對，看來她的道歉之旅可能還有一站

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‎喂，派克斯頓！

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‎還記得我們上次互動的情形嗎？

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‎妳把我當笨小孩一樣大聲罵

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‎我知道你是怎麼詮釋那個舉動的

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‎但是我那時剛剛被停學

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‎而且我當時的情緒非常激動

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‎隨便啦，迪薇，我已經不在乎了

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‎真的嗎？讚！

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‎如果等一下要碰頭，我們討論家教…

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‎其實我覺得自己不需要家教了

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‎我會聽妳的勸，靠自己

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‎我不想讓妳老是得“牽著我”

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‎各位同學，我們已經上完

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‎《大亨小傳》這一課

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‎因為我不想再看到
‎有人報告寫綠燈的象徵

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‎所以這樣吧

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‎我們用模擬審判活動看各位學到多少

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‎模擬審判什麼？我們早就知道
‎喬治威森殺了蓋茲比

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‎哇！妳猜怎麼著？
‎這次被告不是喬治威森，好嗎？

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‎我們要看看大家最愛的信託基金寶貝

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‎黛西布坎南該不該
‎為傑伊蓋茲比的遇害而受審

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‎大家覺得呢？超有創意的吧？

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‎我會選擇各位的工作

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‎各位要當檢察官、辯方、證人等等

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‎迪薇！我、妳和小班當辯方

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‎我們分工合作，好吧？

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‎好！

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‎好，看來我們代表檢察官

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‎所以要我負責所有工作
‎你們就聽我吩咐嗎？

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‎太好了，盡量寫一堆道具說明
‎這是我的專長

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‎什麼？不行！我也要有貢獻
‎我真的有念這本書

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‎太好了，那我們就分工合作吧

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‎我不必吧？

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‎要！你這個戴一堆戒指的奇怪童星

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‎-好了啦
‎-幹嘛？

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‎好，我們開始吧

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‎上面寫我們這一組代表辯方和黛西

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‎但是沒說誰要演她

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‎我應該要扮演律師

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‎除了我超級陽剛外
‎我爸也是律師，所以是家傳

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‎我可能應該當另一個律師

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‎我參加過學校的模擬審判小組

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‎他們甚至說我的個性很不討喜

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‎阿妮莎，妳當黛西吧

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‎真的嗎？

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‎我也有點想當律師

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‎我實在很難認同黛西的角色

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‎她超輕浮、不穩定
‎無緣無故就拋棄一個好男人

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‎說得好，迪薇，妳當黛西

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‎等等，什麼？

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‎小班，我們要穿一樣的套裝嗎？

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‎-什麼？好啊！
‎-對吧？

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‎我要去拿汽水

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‎妳還好吧？待客廳就像折磨自己
‎他們一直搔對方癢！

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‎哪一次？已經第四次了

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‎天啊！別再搔我癢了！

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‎卡梅拉，我真的很想成熟一點
‎可是好難

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‎對，我覺得妳需要家人幫忙

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‎我帶幾本我爸的法庭實錄
‎他最喜歡這本

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‎也許我們應該看幾集《謀殺入門課》

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‎各位，抱歉打擾了

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‎可是迪薇的奶奶也想同樂

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‎她幾乎活在1920年代

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‎阿姨好

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‎扶我坐下，孩子
‎別碰我的臀部！太敏感了

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‎別管我，我只是來旁聽的

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‎卡梅拉今天幫了她

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‎但也只是暫時讓迪薇脫離苦海

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‎可是迪薇知道，這種解脫是暫時的

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‎她必須請法官通融一下

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‎好，我覺得應該先列出事實

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‎好，黛西開車撞死梅朵

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‎我的想法是

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‎如果把事實交給你們

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‎我負責煽動法庭民眾的情緒呢？

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‎（黛西開車）

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‎這樣的話你要怎麼做？

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‎我扮演蓋茲比的沉默鬼魂

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‎這樣你就不必做功課嗎？

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‎只用眼神演戲很辛苦的

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‎好吧，無所謂啦，你就當鬼吧

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‎太好了

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‎我去照浴室的鏡子，看能不能嚇自己

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‎（伊莎貝拉：今晚要聊嗎？）

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‎（湯姆和梅朵外遇）

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‎（謝謝傳照片，你超帥）

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‎（最喜歡你這個小髒髒了）

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‎喂，這些訊息可能只是純友誼嗎？

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‎不可能

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‎庫爾卡尼老師，我想換組
‎我沒辦法跟辯方小組合作！

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‎可惡，妳不能只是進來說
‎“庫爾卡尼老師好”？

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‎或者“你自己做的披薩好香”嗎？

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‎庫老師，我沒時間抬槓！事情緊急

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‎而且你的披薩味道很一般

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‎好，首先

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‎要我幫忙就別笑我做的披薩

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‎-其次，不能換組
‎-但我沒辦法跟小班和阿妮莎同組！

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‎他們老是卿卿我我的

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‎我不知道你曉不曉得
‎小班跟我交往過

194
00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,583
‎分得很不愉快

195
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,711
‎這樣吧，我跟妳講個故事

196
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,839
‎我的前女友跟我

197
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:53,301
‎我們報名情侶烹飪課後就分手了

198
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,011
‎現在我每週三都會看到她

199
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,470
‎你幹嘛還上？

200
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,389
‎因為我預繳11個禮拜的錢

201
00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:02,018
‎難道要讓她拿我的錢
‎做出好吃的約會大餐？

202
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,229
‎你的重點是什麼？

203
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,731
‎好，重點是

204
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:10,151
‎我每週都看得到她，每次都會想起

205
00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:13,404
‎她讓我受不了的那些地方

206
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:16,657
‎像她的笑聲很像母雞
‎或者她濫用“隨機”這個詞

207
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,827
‎或者她老是提到在倫敦遊學那個學期

208
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,287
‎好像很有趣啊

209
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,872
‎並不會，很老套

210
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,833
‎重點是距離會產生美感

211
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:29,003
‎在一起久了會讓妳一看就討厭

212
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,213
‎所以等妳回到那個小組時

213
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,800
‎就讓那個男生煩死妳吧

214
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:39,639
‎好

215
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,392
‎幫我跟妳表姊打聲招呼

216
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,563
‎那片披薩讓你有點飢渴啦，庫老師？

217
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,361
‎喂，我昨晚看到麥坎的手機

218
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,821
‎上面出現好多可疑訊息

219
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,868
‎伊莎貝拉是哪根蔥？

220
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,912
‎是他在小艾背後偷吃的小三！

221
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:07,750
‎所以他給小艾臉色看
‎又在背後找小三，這個垃圾！

222
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,752
‎我知道！要怎麼告訴她？

223
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,964
‎很多人覺得法律沉悶無聊

224
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:19,095
‎但是我覺得《憲法》
‎是有生命、會呼吸的文件

225
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,223
‎迪薇都忘了小班有多煩人

226
00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:27,728
‎妳們知道我真的有看
‎巴茲魯曼的《大亨小傳》首映嗎？

227
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,647
‎對，有李奧納多的那部

228
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,774
‎我爸和巴茲魯曼有時一起打壁球

229
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,859
‎-什麼？好酷喔！
‎-對啊，我知道

230
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,994
‎保特瓶空心球，看我的！

231
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,130
‎好！我們應該討論完了

232
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,590
‎哇，我們今天的進度好多

233
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,093
‎-妳覺得呢，迪薇？
‎-沒錯

234
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,095
‎進度超多的

235
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,349
‎迪薇覺得心情放鬆了一點

236
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:09,145
‎因為她改變了心態
‎把小班從白馬王子

237
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,689
‎變回以前那個討人厭的呆瓜

238
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,024
‎迪薇，妳在笑什麼？

239
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,902
‎妳媽剛剛說她要丟下我們了！

240
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,989
‎我只是今晚不跟妳們吃晚餐

241
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,576
‎我要去泰帕劇場看《請問總統先生》

242
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,412
‎我可以去嗎？我喜歡看雙人對戲

243
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,329
‎什麼？不行！

244
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,832
‎抱歉，我不是故意兇妳

245
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,252
‎但這個活動只有辦公室的人要去

246
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,338
‎例如我、崔西…

247
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,093
‎妳應該在我買四份花椰菜以前告訴我

248
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,637
‎我不知道這個家的人很浪費

249
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,766
‎我乾脆把錢沖進馬桶好了

250
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:51,437
‎唉呦！好啦，我先吃再出去…

251
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,480
‎謝謝

252
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,649
‎迪薇，妳今天過得怎麼樣？

253
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,194
‎我今天過得挺不錯

254
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,696
‎庫爾卡尼老師教了我寶貴的一課

255
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,449
‎只有寶貴的一課？美國公立學校喔

256
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,367
‎還有，他跟妳問好，卡梅拉

257
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,328
‎真的？

258
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,540
‎跟他說我也向他問好

259
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,127
‎卡梅拉臉紅了嗎？哇！

260
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,297
‎如果庫老師向我問好，我才不會臉紅

261
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,722
‎哇，真的挺有氣氛啊

262
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,225
‎現在是要抓我勒戒嗎？

263
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,686
‎我已經不吸奇異筆了
‎那次是因為我累了整個禮拜

264
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,648
‎不是啦！我們只是要歌頌妳的心靈

265
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,817
‎要來點洋甘菊和能量水晶嗎？

266
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,776
‎好吧

267
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,572
‎我們可能也要告訴妳
‎麥坎可能腳踏兩條船

268
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,532
‎什麼？

269
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,534
‎對不起，小艾

270
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,370
‎我在他的手機上看到可疑訊息

271
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:53,791
‎可能只是誤會，麥坎很愛傳訊息

272
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:57,127
‎他為《美國偶像》簡訊投票時
‎還加了茄子圖示

273
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,171
‎他傳的訊息不是問題

274
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,302
‎（伊莎貝拉）

275
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,388
‎那個笨蛋！

276
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,056
‎伊莎貝拉這個騷貨是誰？

277
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,476
‎我不知道，但絕對不是艾莉諾王！

278
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,729
‎麥坎很爛，妳該找個好一點的對象

279
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,065
‎丹尼爾戴路易斯才配得上妳

280
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,902
‎他為了入戲，逼太太
‎讓他在家時也演林肯總統

281
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,362
‎我的理想伴侶

282
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:27,324
‎我們會幫妳，忘了麥坎吧
‎我陪妳參加舞會

283
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:30,536
‎告訴我妳要用什麼精油？

284
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,621
‎檀香，謝謝

285
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,375
‎門沒關

286
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,630
‎喂！阿妮莎在哪裡？

287
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,634
‎她去帕沙第納踢足球
‎所以今天只有我們，阿迪

288
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,721
‎好，沒問題

289
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,973
‎其實也沒多少事好做了

290
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,183
‎而且我已經挑好黛西的衣服

291
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,729
‎靈感來自琳賽蘿涵酒駕出庭穿的衣服

292
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:00,316
‎不錯嘛！我覺得我們沒問題了

293
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,742
‎希望妳不會覺得
‎跟我和阿妮莎同組很尷尬

294
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,913
‎不會，沒事

295
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,583
‎我覺得你跟阿妮莎兩個人很配

296
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,793
‎她超酷的，你嘛…

297
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,756
‎要超酷的人才配得上你

298
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:25,633
‎謝謝

299
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,928
‎對啊，不，我真的很喜歡她

300
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,181
‎說實話，誰都比席拉好

301
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,393
‎也比我好

302
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,979
‎我真的是很爛的女朋友

303
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,858
‎很對不起你

304
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:48,280
‎妳下次會變好的，也許這次專情一點

305
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:53,494
‎我儘量，可是你也瞭解我
‎我就是欲求不滿

306
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,414
‎肅靜！

307
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,543
‎現在審理檢方起訴黛西布坎南

308
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,005
‎殺害傑伊蓋茲比先生的案子

309
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,883
‎請檢方發表開場陳述

310
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:18,268
‎法官大人，黛西布坎南
‎正是我們今天出現在這裡

311
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,981
‎但是蓋茲比先生無法出現的理由

312
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,692
‎至少他的肉身無法出現

313
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,864
‎反正，如果黛西沒有撞死梅朵威森

314
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,909
‎並且讓蓋茲比先生頂罪

315
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,414
‎喬治威森就不會以為
‎蓋茲比先生是他老婆的情人

316
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,208
‎也就不會因此殺了他

317
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,876
‎謝謝

318
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,130
‎謝謝檢察官

319
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,966
‎辯方的開場說明呢？

320
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,807
‎“她開口閉口都是錢”

321
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,768
‎傑伊蓋茲比就是這麼形容黛西

322
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:04,273
‎檢察官簡單幾句話就講述了案情

323
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,441
‎請別見怪

324
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,943
‎因為蓋茲比會死並不是黛西的錯

325
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:14,450
‎不是，錯就錯在1920年代
‎猖獗的階級歧視和唯物主義

326
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:20,372
‎黛西所在的社會
‎讓她別無選擇，只能拒絕蓋茲比

327
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,208
‎最終導致蓋茲比的死

328
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,254
‎所以被告完全無罪…

329
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,215
‎無可置疑

330
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:32,885
‎報告完畢

331
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,095
‎好

332
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,890
‎檢方可以傳第一個證人

333
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,186
‎我們要傳喚本書敘事者：尼克卡拉威

334
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:49,526
‎尼克，你為什麼覺得黛西有罪？

335
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,237
‎因為她老把我朋友當空氣

336
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,990
‎明明蓋茲比幫她辦了一場超狂派對

337
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,825
‎還有超讚的豪宅那些

338
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,788
‎可是連你都承認蓋茲比的死
‎是社會病態造成的

339
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,915
‎所以你最後才搬回中西部

340
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:07,544
‎有嗎？好遜，我才看了電影前半段

341
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,590
‎川特，老師就在這裡！
‎你不該承認這種事的

342
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,677
‎辯方，輪到你們質詢證人了

343
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,472
‎我們傳喚被告：黛西布坎南

344
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,891
‎法官大人，不好意思

345
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,811
‎我只是時代的犧牲品

346
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,773
‎身為這個年代的女人
‎有沒有本事，就看能不能嫁得好

347
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:31,485
‎各位可能記得
‎女人到了1920年才有投票權

348
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:33,904
‎說得好，布坎南小姐

349
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,615
‎那我們開始結辯好嗎？

350
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,367
‎辯方可以開始了

351
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,540
‎所以，我們的結論是

352
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:49,128
‎針對這些罪名
‎黛西布坎南完全無罪，因為…

353
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,217
‎對不起，我不知道放到哪裡了

354
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:02,224
‎好，找不到，但就是社會之類的問題

355
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,434
‎我的同事都說過了

356
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:08,063
‎因為如此，所以她肯定…

357
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,191
‎一定…完全無罪

358
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,152
‎謝謝

359
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,246
‎“社會之類的問題”？

360
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,960
‎那邊的人只會一直搬出藉口

361
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:34,006
‎這個女人現在
‎該為自己的行為負起責任了！

362
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,926
‎黛西布坎南也許不是開槍的那個人

363
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,222
‎但她絕對是殺害傑伊蓋茲比的凶手

364
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:46,727
‎因為在她選擇湯姆而不選他時
‎蓋茲比的心就停了

365
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:52,524
‎所以他早在那顆子彈
‎穿透身體前就死了

366
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,194
‎檢方報告完畢

367
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,534
‎媽呀！太精彩了，托勒斯小姐

368
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,369
‎雖然在真的法庭無效

369
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,623
‎但是這種講法在文學法庭很有份量

370
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,251
‎本庭認同檢方的說法！

371
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,214
‎黛西布坎南
‎我判妳殺害傑伊蓋茲比有罪

372
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,549
‎什麼，我輸了？

373
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,469
‎-我在課堂上輸了？
‎-對，沒錯

374
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,887
‎耶，我們贏了！

375
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,600
‎妳寫筆記的卡片呢？

376
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,061
‎我不知道，我就丟進背包裡

377
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,729
‎大概混在一起了

378
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:31,980
‎抱歉啦

379
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,274
‎你沒生氣吧？

380
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,694
‎沒有！當然沒有

381
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,612
‎好吧

382
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:47,704
‎妹子，我這次輸得心服口服
‎因為妳的結辯太勁爆了！

383
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,458
‎“他在那顆子彈穿透身體前就死了”

384
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,252
‎謝謝

385
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,836
‎喂，妳們兩個！

386
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,297
‎妳們知道嗎？

387
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:02,261
‎麥坎收到的訊息
‎是經紀人給的，內容和角色有關

388
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,387
‎她都73歲了

389
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:07,224
‎而且她是早就出櫃的無性戀者
‎所以完全跟出軌無關

390
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,809
‎最好是！

391
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,937
‎她叫他“寶貝”
‎還說他小髒髒“很可愛”

392
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,523
‎那是因為我要幫寶貝豬配音

393
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,108
‎《寶貝第3集：太空豬》

394
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,777
‎喔，靠

395
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,864
‎抱歉，我們只是盡朋友的義務

396
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,742
‎妳們是這樣騙自己的嗎？

397
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,329
‎我只看到兩個幼稚的小孩
‎見不得朋友好

398
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,915
‎艾莉諾，妳該交新朋友了

399
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,877
‎小艾，他可能沒有偷吃

400
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,089
‎但他一樣是目中無人的黑心爛貨！

401
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,299
‎哇！

402
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:44,219
‎我只看過妳們這兩個黑心爛貨

403
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,346
‎別想拆散我們了

404
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,682
‎我選擇跟麥坎在一起！

405
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,100
‎“開心了嗎？”

406
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,643
‎麥特戴蒙在《心靈捕手》說的

407
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:55,856
‎而且我幹嘛聽妳們給的感情建議？

408
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,275
‎法碧歐拉，妳變成夏娃的分身了

409
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:03,739
‎還有，迪薇
‎妳對於感情這檔子事到底懂什麼？

410
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,657
‎妳根本就沒有談過戀愛

411
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,910
‎腳踏兩條船那次根本就不算

412
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,162
‎艾莉諾…

413
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,998
‎就算妳把自己的生活搞爛掉

414
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,626
‎也不代表妳可以在我的生活圈拉屎

415
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:26,178
‎過去一週來

416
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:30,432
‎迪薇已經盡量不自私
‎當所有人的高EQ朋友

417
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,767
‎結果呢？

418
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,354
‎她現在跟瘋子一樣在路邊哭泣

419
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,449
‎喂

420
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,160
‎要我載一程嗎？

421
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:51,995
‎我沒事

422
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:56,041
‎一點都不像沒事，妳都…哭腫了

423
00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,753
‎上車吧

424
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,718
‎小法…妳在這裡

425
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:07,928
‎我馬上進去

426
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,971
‎-不可以
‎-什麼？

427
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,224
‎席拉臨時舉辦浴缸派對

428
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,725
‎我們拿到邀請函

429
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,102
‎夏娃在車上，走吧！

430
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,812
‎我已經錯過兩次練習了

431
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,272
‎我們也說好要妳避開練習時間

432
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,192
‎我沒辦法預測席拉什麼時候會辦趴

433
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:25,070
‎還邀請最紅的學生穿比基尼，好嗎？

434
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,989
‎我只知道我們非參加這場活動不可

435
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:32,035
‎所以我們去喝點冰酒
‎把妳送上蟋蟀后的寶座吧

436
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:33,620
‎快啊！

437
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,582
‎妳為什麼哭？

438
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,920
‎我跟艾莉諾大吵一架

439
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:45,298
‎妳好像跟很多人吵架

440
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,552
‎派克斯頓，對不起，我吼了你

441
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,054
‎對啊，妳真的很粗暴

442
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,142
‎但是我也接受妳的建議了

443
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,311
‎我看到了，你們那隊今天贏了

444
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,521
‎又不是因為我

445
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,443
‎我真的不懂

446
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,362
‎我已經盡力用功看書了

447
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,157
‎但還是被那個跟妳偷吃的小子碾壓

448
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,410
‎也許我真的很笨

449
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:14,578
‎你才不笨

450
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,122
‎對，可是我不聰明

451
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,462
‎我可以給你不大聲的建議嗎？

452
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,924
‎我覺得你沒你想像中用功

453
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,302
‎你的確有做作業

454
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,054
‎可是如果想讓老師另眼相看

455
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,723
‎就必須超越自我

456
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,019
‎你哪次游泳把自己逼得最兇？

457
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,565
‎大概是那次不小心游到聖地牙哥吧

458
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,818
‎什麼？從洛杉磯？

459
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,777
‎對啊

460
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:53,658
‎哇！好，那唸書時就游到聖地牙哥吧

461
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,667
‎好吧，對，我試試看

462
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,381
‎你等一下可以停到那邊的消防栓嗎？

463
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,592
‎從我家看不到消防栓

464
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,220
‎我不想讓我媽看到你載我而發飆

465
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:18,892
‎好，我也不想再跟妳媽有任何互動了

466
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:25,065
‎但我保證，我這個女人洗心革面了

467
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:28,401
‎從現在起，我就跟思樂冰一樣酷

468
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,196
‎等我看到再說吧

469
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:37,619
‎哇，那台是邁巴赫嗎？超酷的！

470
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,080
‎等一下，我認得那輛車

471
00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,916
‎妳媽在車裡嗎？跟個男的？

472
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:50,507
‎對，這就是女生發現
‎媽媽交男朋友時的表情，噁心！

473
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:44,352
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