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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎跟我在1990年澳洲網球公開賽一樣

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‎校長要求迪薇離開學校

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‎娜莉妮則讓女兒沒上課的那個禮拜

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‎不會像放假

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‎禁止找朋友、用手機、打電動、上網

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‎迪薇現在唯一能做的
‎就是幫忙奶奶妮瑪拉

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‎這有點像觀察古人的生活方式

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‎-步調緩慢、沒有科技的世界
‎-幫我看火好嗎？

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‎我在開什麼玩笑？無聊死了

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‎好耶

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‎現在放回去

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‎說實話，別告訴別人
‎我這禮拜可能要請病假

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‎我不知道還能忍受多久

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‎劇名：……祈求原諒

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‎卡梅拉，妳還好吧？

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‎只是無聊的辦公室政治，不必多談

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‎一定要談，拜託，我什麼八卦都想聽

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‎我今天花三小時幫奶奶分裝高血壓藥

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‎隨便講什麼都好！

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‎好，老闆沒把我名字寫進實驗室論文

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‎可是那白痴把我的研究都用上了

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‎職場就是這樣啊

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‎總是有男人要搶功

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‎貶低妳，還挑最好的時間

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‎在妳講道理時徹底打斷…

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‎迪薇，讓我進去！

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‎小班？

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‎妳怎麼能帶頭說阿妮莎的流言？

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‎我不是故意的，那是意外！

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‎最好是啦

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‎妳不想傷害別人，卻一直傷人！

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‎班傑明，你怎麼挑吃飯時間吵架？

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‎威舍庫瑪醫生，抱歉，突然闖進來

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‎可是有緊急事件

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‎對了，晚餐味道好香

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‎謝謝你，孩子

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‎稱讚一下很難嗎？

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‎連十歲小男生都懂得讚美

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‎奶奶，先別說了

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‎阿妮莎又要轉學了

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‎真的？

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‎因為迪薇的關係？

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‎她的在校成績會很難看

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‎妳害她只能念二流文理學院

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‎不能拿獎學金

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‎我不知道

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‎她可以用這點寫篇漂亮的報告

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‎迪薇，妳必須處理這件事

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‎我怎麼處理？我被停學，她又恨我！

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‎妳想不出來的話，她這禮拜就會轉學

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‎快想吧

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‎威舍庫瑪太太

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‎威舍庫瑪老太太，卡梅拉

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‎對不起，打擾各位用餐

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‎所以他突然闖進我家

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‎在我全家人面前罵我一頓

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‎連我的老奶奶都聽到！

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‎妳做的事情的確很過份啊

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‎什麼？連妳都罵我？

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‎妳應該站在我這邊的，醫生！

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‎我是站在妳這邊啊！

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‎但那代表要講實話，該罵的還是要罵

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‎所以小班還氣妳嗎？

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‎超氣的，他現在氣一堆事

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‎我永遠都沒辦法跟他復合了

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‎很慘耶，因為我知道他說的都對

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‎妳對阿妮莎做出那種事會內疚嗎？

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‎那當然，我心裡幹死了

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‎阿妮莎很棒，我完全毀了兩人的友誼

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‎就算我能回學校，她也不會跟我講話

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‎如果我沒辦法讓她留在雪曼橡樹高中

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‎小班也會恨我一輩子

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‎迪薇，我覺得為了妳自己好

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‎妳最好想個辦法向阿妮莎道歉

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‎這才是該做的事

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‎也能讓妳得到最想要的東西

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‎是什麼？小班？

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‎什麼？不是啦！寧靜！

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‎心平氣和，心安理得！

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‎但也包括小班吧？

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‎如果我能讓阿妮莎留在雪曼橡樹高中

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‎就能向小班證明我是好人
‎他就會又愛上我了！

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‎不對…迪薇，道歉不能求回報

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‎那當然，我當然要道歉

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‎因為我對阿妮莎做的事太爛了

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‎我也希望跟她和好

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‎但是如果我也能得到小班
‎那也不算壞事吧？

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‎我們的時間到，這次輔導又失敗了

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‎我趕快問個問題，可以借我手機嗎？
‎我想最多看三段抖音影片

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‎再見

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‎克里斯，我們不小心又拿到你的信

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‎好，對

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‎《皮膚科》雜誌！我一直在等這一期

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‎我上了洛杉磯良醫排行榜

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‎可是都沒看到妳的名字

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‎喔，我…對不起，我只是開玩笑的

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‎妳還好吧？

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‎我的照片是護腳霜廣告提供的
‎希望妳有覺得好一點

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‎妳看

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‎我不是因為那本爛雜誌才哭

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‎我哭是因為我是個爛媽媽！

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‎成天工作，沒把女兒教好

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‎喂，別這樣，請坐

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‎要用玉石滾輪按摩一下嗎？

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‎不要，那種東西超蠢的…
‎好吧，給我一支

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‎說吧，怎麼回事？

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‎我女兒老是闖禍，越來越嚴重

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‎她在學校欺負一個女生
‎嚴重到那個女生要轉學了

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‎我不知道該怎麼辦
‎因為我真的不瞭解她

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‎我懂

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‎我兒子跟我冷戰

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‎因為我說要送他和他朋友
‎到賭城慶祝生日

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‎什麼？這禮物聽起來不錯啊

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‎他可不覺得

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‎他說他上大學後信仰社會主義
‎賭城都在剝削窮苦勞工

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‎我只是要他買醉、看場魔術

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‎我先生一定會知道怎麼辦

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‎他們兩個簡直一模一樣
‎我則是工作狂老媽

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‎我的建議是

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‎有時我工作一整天，回家累得要命

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‎不管我兒子跟我要什麼
‎我都還沒想清楚

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‎就會直接說好

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‎如果孩子需要妳，直接說好就對了

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‎好，所以我覺得我們可以翻家族相簿

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‎告訴妳誰死了

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‎好好玩！奶奶，可是妳身體舒服嗎？

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‎妳的臉色好蒼白喔

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‎我今天幫大家收拾東西，大概太累了

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‎-妳有用過重力被嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎跟一般棉被一樣，只是非常…重

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‎真的又重又舒服

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‎好像有人抱著！

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‎我好久沒被人抱…

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‎結果她就睡著了

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‎迪薇的新任務是挽回阿妮莎的心

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‎這樣就能挽回小班

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‎所以必須逃出停學監獄

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‎她必須闖入學校

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‎但是這樣就必須有縝密的計畫

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‎讓奶奶絕不會知道她消失

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‎如果計畫順利

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‎妮瑪拉接下來會忙個六、七個小時

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‎這樣迪薇就有時間施展道歉魔法

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‎我先寫完這封電子郵件
‎然後就能出去吃了

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‎我整個早上都在幻想這些豆子脆餅！

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‎我知道，我買了三份莎莎醬口味

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‎可惡

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‎還是買一份莎莎醬就好？

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‎這樣感覺比較有自信、決斷力

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‎不是！我生氣的原因是
‎埃文明天就要把論文傳給期刊

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‎但我的名字不在上面

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‎真的？他把妳排除了？

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‎我聽了你的建議陪他玩

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‎但他還是不尊重我

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‎我這次輪調唯一的收穫

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‎就是訂閱《龍與地下城》電子報

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‎真對不起，聽起來好慘

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‎我想跟彼得博士講這件事
‎但他不想捲入

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‎什麼，妳向彼得博士抱怨？

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‎對啊，我以為他也許能幫忙

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‎怎麼了？我錯了嗎？

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‎是沒錯，但不要事業剛起步
‎就跟別人撕破臉

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‎我沒跟他撕破臉，只是爭取權益

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‎那當然，可是妳也不希望

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‎彼得博士這種人覺得妳很難共事

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‎所以你覺得我應該算了？

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‎我只是說妳這次輪調都快結束了

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‎換成是我，我會低頭認了！

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‎抬起下巴，振作一點

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‎我先搞清楚，要低頭
‎但是又要抬起下巴？

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‎沒錯，要吃墨西哥脆餅了嗎？

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‎好

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‎-他從來不放屁
‎-少來

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‎-真的！他這輩子沒放過！
‎-誰不放屁？

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‎走開，戀童癖！

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‎是我！妳的朋友，迪薇？學校同學？

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‎哇，妳看起來真像變態

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‎反正我需要妳們幫我

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‎想出怎麼向阿妮莎道歉，免得她轉學

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‎我爸常說：“如果犯了大錯
‎道歉方式就得更猛”

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‎妳犯了超大的錯！錯得離譜

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‎我只是說妳必須好好展現誠意

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‎我喜歡展現誠意

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‎我建議道歉方式要充滿歡樂
‎加上一點本校的精神

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‎一點點盛大活動的感覺

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‎妳覺得找樂儀隊怎麼樣？

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‎其實我超喜歡這個方法

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‎我也是！

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‎那當然！超讚的

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‎好，現在有基本想法了

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‎我們到服裝室找靈感吧

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‎這些女生還沒想到完美的道歉方法

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‎但是還好她們有很多時間

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‎因為回到家中

196
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:27,793
‎妮瑪拉已經慢慢踏進迪薇幫她

197
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,295
‎設下的天羅地網

198
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:30,421
‎迪薇！

199
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,466
‎（獻給我親愛的奶奶）

200
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,181
‎不知道下一個是什麼

201
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:43,017
‎全都是餅乾啦，妮瑪拉！不過慢慢來

202
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,185
‎迪薇？

203
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:49,940
‎娜莉妮，我以為我必須全都自己來

204
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:51,442
‎迪薇？

205
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,284
‎請保佑我的奶奶

206
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,996
‎她是我的精神泉源
‎只有她能讓這個家不分崩離析

207
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,956
‎如果祢能讓她今天晚餐

208
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,959
‎突然想做她有名的米漿煎餅…

209
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,920
‎我知道要花好幾個小時

210
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,674
‎可是絕對能讓這個家
‎重拾目前最需要的歡笑

211
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,854
‎（雪曼橡樹高中蟋蟀）

212
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,107
‎（阿妮莎，對不起！）

213
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,944
‎（請留在雪曼橡樹高中！我們愛妳）

214
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,709
‎好了嗎？好！

215
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,211
‎對…不…起

216
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,548
‎她沒有不在場證明！她很抱歉！

217
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,717
‎嘿！她很抱歉！

218
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,997
‎阿妮莎，別轉學，因為妳知道
‎妳永遠有顆蟋蟀的心！

219
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,709
‎妳用這種方式向我道歉？

220
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,962
‎對，妳沒看到標語嗎？

221
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,631
‎妳幹嘛對不起，瘋女迪薇？

222
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,094
‎因為她告訴所有人阿妮莎有厭食症

223
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,472
‎我都忘了這件事！

224
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,056
‎可是現在我想起來了

225
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,937
‎謝謝妳來道歉，迪薇

226
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:55,524
‎妳讓我在這裡的最後一週
‎更覺得自己是怪人

227
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,525
‎恭喜喔

228
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,031
‎這算哪門子道歉啊？

229
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,493
‎我以為她會喜歡，我真的練得很辛苦

230
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,204
‎阿迪，用用腦好嗎？

231
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,500
‎哇！威舍庫瑪，妳真是太厲害了

232
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,128
‎但是我要妳現在就到我的教室來

233
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,049
‎嗨，不好意思，我來接迪薇

234
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,385
‎妳是迪薇的媽？

235
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,721
‎沒有，我是她表姊，卡梅拉

236
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,556
‎卡梅拉，幸會

237
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,518
‎我是庫爾卡尼老師，請叫我馬尼許！

238
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,063
‎所以妳的表妹是書呆子

239
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,105
‎沒禮貌

240
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,942
‎離開學校超過十分鐘就受不了

241
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:40,611
‎現在我正式宣告她擅闖學校

242
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:41,612
‎很有她的風格

243
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:44,323
‎如果妳可以把她鎖在衣櫥

244
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,201
‎別讓她跑回來，我們會很感激

245
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,578
‎我們有很可怕的舊倉庫，可以嗎？

246
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,580
‎越可怕越好，為什麼呢？

247
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,541
‎因為如果有印度學生

248
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,919
‎拼命想到學校，會破壞印度裔的形象

249
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:01,006
‎對，而且有印度小孩打扮成巨型昆蟲

250
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,051
‎跳三流的舞，也會破壞印度裔的形象

251
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,638
‎拜託別用印度喜劇節目的橋段損我

252
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:11,809
‎好，走吧，妳這個小神經
‎幸會，馬尼許

253
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,477
‎幸會，卡梅拉

254
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,858
‎庫老師，你嘲笑我，我不會忘記的

255
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,447
‎妳怎麼逃出家門的？

256
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,324
‎我學《蹺課天才》電影

257
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,035
‎妳真是不死心耶

258
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,289
‎不管做什麼，一定堅持到底

259
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:34,748
‎大概吧

260
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,917
‎我問妳個問題

261
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,420
‎妳知道論文上沒我的名字吧？

262
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,380
‎換成是妳會怎麼辦？

263
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,010
‎不知道，模擬一下我的生氣程度吧

264
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,805
‎好，假設整篇論文
‎都以妳的發現為基礎

265
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,890
‎那太過份了

266
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,433
‎而且妳每天都要做到很晚

267
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,518
‎沒辦法跟帥男友共進晚餐

268
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,061
‎懂，我開始怒火中燒了

269
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,938
‎實驗室只有妳一個女的

270
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,857
‎妳的老闆粗魯又歧視女人

271
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:03,277
‎那混蛋還要妳在玩
‎很多真人角色扮演遊戲時

272
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,321
‎扮成被綁架的公主

273
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,614
‎可惡！氣死我也！

274
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,450
‎卡梅拉

275
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,370
‎人家真的對不起妳
‎據理力爭是可以的

276
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,498
‎大家都以為亞洲女人逆來順受

277
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,753
‎像是鞠躬、端茶這些鬼習俗
‎不能讓他們得逞

278
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,882
‎哇，迪薇，真佩服妳
‎能把自己暴怒的問題

279
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,259
‎聯想到整個社會的種族和性別歧視

280
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,095
‎但我更佩服的是妳說得沒錯

281
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:35,059
‎賽特西，把埃文的弱點全告訴我
‎我想一定很多

282
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,688
‎那天深夜

283
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,983
‎迪薇一直想著自己怎麼對待阿妮莎

284
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,487
‎她知道被叫成校園怪人的感覺有多差

285
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,952
‎她看著爸爸的照片

286
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:57,414
‎才發現她可能誤解爸爸對道歉的說法

287
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:02,378
‎也許道歉行為本身
‎不需要比錯誤程度還大

288
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,046
‎而是要更有誠意

289
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:08,801
‎後來她想起爸爸這輩子
‎最有誠意的道歉做法

290
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,886
‎你怎麼可以不出席？

291
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,934
‎我們剛到美國時

292
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,228
‎我以為我會做什麼大事

293
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,313
‎結果現在我失業

294
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,565
‎太太卻拿到專業獎項

295
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,650
‎-穆罕…
‎-但是…

296
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,319
‎我該到場恭喜的，阿娜

297
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,738
‎我的行為實在很幼稚、自私

298
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,824
‎我應該能欣賞妳的成就

299
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,367
‎卻不覺得自己失敗

300
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,371
‎我的成就也是你的成就，你是我先生

301
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,291
‎我知道，我絕對不會再犯這種錯了

302
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,172
‎我從今天起一定會出席，我保證

303
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,896
‎迪薇知道她該怎麼做了

304
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,157
‎阿妮莎

305
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,369
‎老兄，妳怎麼回來了？

306
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,038
‎可以私下跟妳講話嗎？

307
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,874
‎妳又要道歉了？

308
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:29,381
‎請出招吧，在大家面前再侮辱我一次

309
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,723
‎這次可能對我們兩人來說都更慘

310
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,768
‎但是妳決定了，所以…好吧

311
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:44,521
‎-沒人叫妳站上椅子
‎-我已經站上來了，開始吧

312
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,024
‎嗨！

313
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,068
‎我是迪薇威舍庫瑪

314
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:50,944
‎本校學生

315
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,406
‎很多人都知道我對不起阿妮莎

316
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,033
‎很多次

317
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,494
‎對，很多次

318
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,245
‎原因只有一個…

319
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:06,752
‎阿妮莎轉學過來時，我倍感威脅

320
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,962
‎我想：“搞屁啊？”

321
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,132
‎“又一個印度女生
‎比我漂亮又比我酷

322
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,468
‎還知道怎麼修眉”

323
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,345
‎可是，阿妮莎

324
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,388
‎我真的不希望妳走

325
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,557
‎我想繼續當朋友

326
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,768
‎我覺得妳很棒

327
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,186
‎如果妳留下來…

328
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,233
‎我保證會當個超級好朋友

329
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,612
‎妳要原諒她嗎，瘋女阿妮莎？

330
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,782
‎不對！沒有什麼“瘋女阿妮莎”

331
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:40,536
‎瘋的只有我，記得我跟土狼打架嗎？

332
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,329
‎對，在我家！

333
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,956
‎沒錯！還有那次

334
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,125
‎我差點害死游泳隊隊長

335
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,794
‎因為我背著他跟這個小個子出軌

336
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:49,878
‎嗨

337
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,214
‎哇，妳真的瘋了！

338
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,173
‎對吧？

339
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,385
‎迪薇，搞什麼？妳怎麼又回來了？

340
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,636
‎快跳下沙發！

341
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,096
‎-快點！
‎-好啦

342
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:00,973
‎抱歉

343
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,850
‎幹嘛穿得像白人書呆子？

344
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,602
‎很可能有強烈大雨…

345
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,981
‎平地區域可能有大雷雨

346
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,358
‎我們有認識需要警告的人嗎？

347
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,701
‎嗨

348
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,246
‎我不知道現在看到妳
‎該害怕還是該高興

349
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,081
‎別擔心

350
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,583
‎請進

351
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:34,047
‎我只是想說妳今天講的話讓我很感動

352
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:39,052
‎是有點討人厭，但我想妳的誠意到了

353
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,512
‎我保證有誠意

354
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,391
‎我知道我的個性有時問題很大

355
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,727
‎但我很想改

356
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,771
‎我可不希望一天到晚都得道歉

357
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,733
‎對啊，妳該做點其他課外活動

358
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,985
‎也許加入昆蟲社？

359
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,820
‎喂，我沒有宅成那樣

360
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,407
‎我們和好了嗎？

361
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,036
‎和好了

362
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,246
‎-所以妳不轉學了？
‎-要轉

363
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,664
‎-什麼？
‎-我們和好了

364
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,083
‎可是我沒辦法留在雪曼橡樹高中

365
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,378
‎我媽已經決定了，誰也勸不了她

366
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,672
‎可是我們一定有什麼辦法

367
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:19,384
‎我是控制父母的專家
‎但他們還是不肯

368
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,178
‎謝謝妳這麼努力

369
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,764
‎還好至少能在我離開前大和解

370
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,191
‎迪薇感到無望

371
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:37,611
‎阿妮莎說她媽媽堅持要讓她轉學

372
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,615
‎誰能說服心意已決又固執的印度女人

373
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,200
‎讓她改變心意呢？

374
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,538
‎嗨，我回家了！

375
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:52,334
‎媽，幫我說服阿妮莎媽媽
‎讓她留在我們學校

376
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,545
‎迪薇，這是別人家務事，我不想干涉

377
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:59,633
‎妳到底要不要我交印度朋友？
‎拜託，我需要妳

378
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:03,387
‎娜莉妮這時想起傑克森醫生的話

379
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:07,391
‎不是要社會停止批評
‎打肉毒桿菌的男人

380
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:11,853
‎而是孩子說需要妳時，就直接說好吧

381
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:13,855
‎好

382
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,276
‎好，因為她們已經來了

383
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,193
‎什麼？

384
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,904
‎-去啦
‎-迪薇！我還沒準備好！

385
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,742
‎妳們好！我是娜莉妮
‎迪薇的媽媽，請進

386
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,035
‎妳好，我叫妮爾

387
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:27,953
‎妳好

388
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,082
‎妳們要喝什麼或吃什麼嗎？

389
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,334
‎不必了，我們馬上走

390
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,712
‎媽，客氣點

391
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:45,220
‎妮爾，我知道妳為什麼氣成這樣
‎迪薇實在太超過了

392
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,891
‎有夠超過的，例如紅線在這裡
‎我卻跑到那個地方

393
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,938
‎迪薇，妳帶阿妮莎到樓上房間吧？

394
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,319
‎再見

395
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,698
‎我對今天的局面非常抱歉

396
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,409
‎阿妮莎本來應該要重新開始的

397
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,495
‎我從來就沒想過她竟然會

398
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,582
‎遭到另一個印度女同學背叛

399
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,586
‎看著孩子那麼痛苦，我真的心如刀割

400
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,130
‎我完全瞭解

401
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:23,050
‎我覺得迪薇之所以會那樣

402
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,719
‎是因為她自己也很受傷

403
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,515
‎我不知道妳曉不曉得
‎但是她不久前也突然喪父

404
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,642
‎我們辛苦了一陣子

405
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,354
‎請節哀順變…

406
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,522
‎這不是藉口，妮爾

407
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:42,611
‎但我保證我們是好人家
‎我們剛剛經歷一段療傷過程

408
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:46,239
‎我瞭解

409
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:50,118
‎請再給這個學校一次機會

410
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,789
‎這個社區有你們是莫大的榮幸

411
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,962
‎我靠，妳成功了！

412
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:04,132
‎這就像在看印度媽媽職業摔角

413
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,550
‎妳用必殺技壓制她了！

414
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,469
‎不是這樣啦，迪薇

415
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,472
‎我們以非常文明的態度討論為母之道

416
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:17,479
‎不管怎麼樣，太謝謝妳了
‎妳是史上最好的媽媽

417
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,526
‎好啦！小姐，妳的停學處分還沒結束

418
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,362
‎還是要幫奶奶清洗正壓呼吸器

419
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,280
‎去吧…

420
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:40,168
‎大家好！我為最親愛的弟兄買了咖啡

421
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,798
‎埃文，我買了你常喝的南瓜香料拿鐵

422
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,883
‎還有打成心形的燕麥奶泡

423
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,301
‎好有男人味的飲料

424
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,555
‎我同意，謝謝妳，卡梅拉！

425
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,184
‎要多久才能發揮效…

426
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,854
‎好！我要…我要趕緊打個電話

427
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,773
‎他一喝牛奶就會馬上拉

428
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,276
‎乾脆直接倒到馬桶算了

429
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,319
‎妳大概有20分鐘

430
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,621
‎我忘了拿雜誌！

431
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,168
‎我打電話會需要雜誌

432
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,172
‎妳在幹嘛？

433
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,093
‎我把名字寫到論文上然後傳給期刊了

434
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,472
‎妳什麼？這叫詐騙

435
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,806
‎不是

436
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,392
‎那邊有我的一大疊研究結果

437
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,311
‎你敢拿掉我的名字，我就…

438
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,520
‎迪薇會怎麼說？

439
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,355
‎我就操爆你的小菊花！

440
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,233
‎我會向行政機關申訴

441
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,403
‎我要動員科學界婦女協會

442
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,740
‎我要在女權網站上撰文批判，我要…

443
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:56,244
‎卡梅拉氣過頭，隨便列了四樣東西

444
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,455
‎卻沒想到第四樣是什麼

445
00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,582
‎-所以用巫術這個絕招
‎-‎我要詛咒你！

446
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:08,048
‎隨便啦，妳可以在論文上掛名…

447
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,177
‎但妳今天就必須離開我的實驗室

448
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,637
‎了不起喔？

449
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,473
‎反正我下禮拜輪到跟羅根博士做研究

450
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,767
‎她是女的，不像你這個苛刻庸才

451
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,894
‎只會盜用手下的想法

452
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,522
‎好，我告訴妳，光憑這一點

453
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:27,526
‎我就再也不邀妳
‎參加《卡坦島》桌遊比賽了

454
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,070
‎埃文，你給我聽清楚了

455
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,949
‎我寧願吐到死，也不想參加

456
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:39,120
‎哇，暫時讓迪薇上身實在挺爽的

457
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,373
‎所以我們才當火爆浪子啊

458
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:42,874
‎暴走實在太好玩了

459
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,709
‎不行！

460
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,380
‎別再歡呼了…

461
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:52,175
‎迪薇下個禮拜回到學校
‎現在已是無罪之身

462
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:55,387
‎跟阿妮莎的那筆爛帳總算解決了

463
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:59,224
‎她可以繼續瘋其他東西，像是…

464
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,976
‎好啊…

465
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,979
‎聽說妳說服阿妮莎的媽媽

466
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:07,190
‎挺強的，看來妳沒那麼混蛋嘛，阿迪

467
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,692
‎我這個人超甜美的！

468
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:10,694
‎這我就不敢講了

469
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,904
‎妳一定有沒確診的情緒問題

470
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,908
‎雖然她跟阿妮莎和解的出發點很好

471
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,911
‎但是迪薇仍然希望能藉此接近小班

472
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:25,625
‎不，我是說真的，妳太棒了

473
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,170
‎現在我們說不定能交往了

474
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,756
‎-我們兩個？
‎-什麼？

475
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,174
‎不，是我跟阿妮莎

476
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,595
‎既然她不走了，我就要追她

477
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,263
‎廢物再見

478
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:48,315
‎克里斯！成功了，我採納你的建議

479
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:51,276
‎我答應我女兒，現在她把我當英雄！

480
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,196
‎我竟然會說出這種話
‎可是你這個朋友真天才

481
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,075
‎我知道！我也長得帥
‎所以歡迎妳也稱讚這一點

482
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,704
‎不過說真的，我實在感激不盡

483
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,372
‎你讓我覺得好…

484
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,374
‎我不知道

485
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,464
‎妳本來只是要抱我的嗎？

486
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:14,966
‎本來是

487
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:18,905
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