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‎迪薇，妳一定知道為什麼要來這裡

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‎因為跟阿妮莎有關的惡毒流言，妳…

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‎靠，來了！迪薇這下要被批了

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‎…一定聽到了

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‎阿妮莎說妳們兩個是朋友

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‎我覺得她現在需要友情的支持

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‎等一下，所以我來這裡
‎是因為我是她好朋友？

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‎也對，這樣講就通了

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‎阿妮莎，我們要妳待在雪曼橡樹高中

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‎迪薇，妳能讓她覺得同學都挺她嗎？

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‎當然可以，真想找出
‎帶頭散佈謠言的混蛋

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‎沒關係，我只要低調一段時間

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‎等到有人在廁所發現驗孕棒

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‎大家就會忘記我了

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‎我告訴妳們，不行！

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‎-迪薇說得沒錯！
‎-真的？

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‎我也許能當自己心目中的夢幻校長了

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‎我要打給有去接力賽現場的每個人

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‎一定要找出肯講的人

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‎迪薇知道調查工作的條條大路

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‎都會通她這個羅馬

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‎所以現在得想辦法阻礙調查進度

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‎其實我覺得應該由學生主導調查

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‎青少年不會跟老人告密

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‎妳冒犯到我了，我是X世代的人

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‎不過妳言之有理

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‎而且我今天很忙，要查出

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‎為什麼飲水機有人屎味道

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‎好吧

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‎交給妳了

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‎現在迪薇只要妨礙調查工作

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‎就能沒事了

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‎誰都不會發現她干擾證人

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‎劇名：……背叛朋友

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‎迪薇告訴自己，阿妮莎不必知道真相

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‎否則只會讓她傷心

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‎她現在需要的是朋友

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‎迪薇正打算當她的朋友

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‎但要先把散播謠言罪名嫁禍他人

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‎所以要開始調查了嗎？

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‎等一下，我在跟小班傳訊息

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‎但也別忘了這女人一逮到機會

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‎就跟迪薇的前男友親熱

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‎不行，迪薇，妳沒跟阿妮莎說過

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‎小班是妳的前男友，不能怪她

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‎《牛仔褲的夏天》姊妹情誼之類的

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‎好，傳完了

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‎他在這段期間很支持我

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‎我想也是

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‎帶頭散佈謠言的人一定知道那是真的

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‎所以一定跟妳同校過

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‎妳知道誰從那裡轉來嗎？

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‎只有我

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‎妳能想到有誰

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‎跟那間學校有關聯？有嗎？

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‎有個女生的表哥在這間學校的足球隊

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‎妳找出新線索了，去男生更衣室吧！

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‎好吧

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‎（冠軍在這裡）

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‎大流士

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‎是你散佈阿妮莎有厭食症的流言嗎？

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‎阿妮莎是誰？

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‎是我

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‎妳有厭食症？我很同情妳

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‎少裝了，大流士，我知道就是你

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‎請別見怪

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‎我幹嘛散播隨便一個高二生的流言？

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‎而且聽好了，雖然我是足球隊員

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‎但我也支持女性主義

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‎絕對不會帶頭散播這麼沙豬的謠言

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‎好，你的想法不錯，大流士

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‎我們走吧

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‎也許不是他幹的

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‎各位弟兄好，聽清楚了

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‎在下我把論文的初稿寫完了

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‎我今晚要傳給所有共同作者

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‎請各位最後核定，所有人簽名後

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‎這篇寶貝論文就會刊登在

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‎《細胞生物學期刊》了！

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‎你要上期刊、你要上期刊

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‎你也要上期刊了！

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‎好耶！

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‎卡梅拉，可以跟妳講幾句話嗎？

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‎妳是這間實驗室的寶貴成員

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‎我一開始對妳很嚴，不好意思

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‎沒關係，我看過美國青少年電影
‎知道菜鳥會被欺負

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‎反正我覺得妳得到
‎跟彼得博士面談一下的權利

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‎除非妳沒意願

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‎過氧化體是從內質網

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‎取得膜成份的嗎？

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‎我想想，沒錯！我懂了！
‎好！那就明天早餐吧？

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‎一天中最重要的一餐！太好了

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‎太好了，現在誰要砸幾個瓶子，因…

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‎看看吧

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‎嗨，夏娃！

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‎妳應該去圖書館的同志淑女之夜，讚

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‎什麼？學校圖書館有同志淑女之夜？

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‎不是啦，寶貝
‎“圖書館”是銀湖區的一間酒吧

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‎妳去酒吧？給成人去的那種酒吧？

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‎對啊，法碧歐拉，別大驚小怪

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‎這不是違法的嗎？

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‎妳知道以前什麼也違法嗎
‎法碧歐拉？女同性戀

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‎為了支持特定族群
‎就該違反某些法律，懂嗎？

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‎對啊，總不能每晚都跟機器人混吧？

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‎莎夏，別這樣！太傷人了！

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‎我開玩笑的啦，她知道我在開玩笑

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‎對啊，我當然知道！

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‎超好笑的，很幽默

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‎可是我要走了，晚點見了

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‎再見！

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‎相信我，只要想出可能的人…

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‎嗨，妳們在講什麼？

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‎迪薇在幫我找帶頭散播謠言的混蛋

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‎真實犯罪耶，我也要

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‎我應該搞定了，不需要別人幫忙

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‎-妳們問過誰了？
‎-只有大流士卡特

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‎偵訊他幹嘛？他禮拜六根本沒去接力

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‎他是家庭計畫組織的義工

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‎對，我現在很瞭解大流士了

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‎我會從告訴阿妮莎的人開始反查

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‎我也這麼說

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‎好，我要走了

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‎我得到交通安全宣導廣告的試鏡機會

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‎你一定會錄取的

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‎只有你最能詮釋

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‎“拒絕繫安全帶的青少年”角色

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‎寶貝再見

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‎哇…妳跟麥坎耶！

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‎他超夢幻的吧？

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‎我竟然能跟失業的演員交往！

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‎妳們在聊什麼？

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‎我們想查出誰捏造阿妮莎的謠言

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‎所以妳們要從
‎跟阿妮莎講那件事的人開始反查？

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‎對，阿妮莎，第一個
‎跟妳講那個流言的人是誰？

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‎我不知道他的名字
‎可是他喝一杯很大的冰卡布奇諾

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‎還稱讚我有卡拉迪樂芬妮的眉毛

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‎喬納！先從他查起！

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‎所以妳們也要一起查案？

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‎天啊，我喜歡，這是我現在的大事

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‎太好了

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‎嗨，傑克森醫生！你的鬍子真帥！

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‎妳們好

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‎傑克森醫生，沒想到你會大駕光臨

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‎是這樣啊？

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‎我來是因為妳的病患老是

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‎把車停到我的保留車位

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‎第一，你怎麼知道
‎那些車主是要來我的診所？

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‎說不定是去那間怪怪的植髮診所

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‎不，絕對是我們的顧客

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‎我叫大家停那裡

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‎因為很丟臉，我們的車位在垃圾車旁

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‎那邊有一窩浣熊

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‎抱歉，傑克森醫生，下不為例

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‎謝謝

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‎謝謝

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‎為什麼特別打扮？

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‎妳穿這樣很漂亮

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‎你如果真的想知道
‎我要參加摩瑞爾醫生的退休晚會

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‎她是加大洛城分校的皮膚科主任
‎也是我的恩師

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‎其實

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‎她可能比較走學術領域，你應該不熟

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‎對，好

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‎妳們繼續把車停在那個噁心位置吧

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‎解謎的過程好刺激啊

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‎我就像《龍紋身的女孩》主角

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‎只是沒那種瀏海

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‎妳們看，喬納在那邊！

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‎小迪

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‎我需要妳幫忙，今天生物考試
‎可是我都沒看字卡

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‎因為我接力賽時嗨過頭

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‎你禮拜天沒看嗎？

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‎我那時還沒清醒

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‎然後有比賽轉播，川特過來

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‎我們又嗨了一次

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‎不管啦，妳接力賽時說要幫我的

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‎卻沒出現，所以現在要幫我

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‎我現在有點忙，可以午休時找你嗎？

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‎好，妳一定要來
‎因為沒有妳我就學不會

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‎好吧

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‎所以，喬納

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‎阿妮莎說你跟她講了那個流言

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‎對，因為我不屑裝蒜

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‎大家必須知道其他人怎麼講他們

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‎迪薇，據說妳出生時長一個蹄

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‎其實是我說的，但妳有權知道

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‎看吧？有沒有慶幸我告訴妳了？

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‎有，喬納，謝謝你老實說

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‎好，回到阿妮莎的事
‎你記得誰跟你講這個謠言的嗎？

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‎我為了社交和發黑函所以做紀錄

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‎以免有人想反過來害我

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‎是譚艾迪

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‎法碧歐拉和艾莉諾很高興
‎因為有了新線索

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‎迪薇可就苦了

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‎她們在微積分教室外找到艾迪

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‎艾迪跟她們說是從一對超級情侶
‎德魯珊娜那邊聽來的

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‎她們一行人在露天看臺發現兩人

198
00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,433
‎他們說是聽流汗塔拉說的

199
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:22,687
‎塔拉在學校餐廳吃三明治

200
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,315
‎她叫三個人去找重訓室的火爆丹妮絲

201
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,902
‎對方又叫她們去保健室找氣喘大衛

202
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,822
‎大衛怪罪劇場的合唱團達斯汀…

203
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:33,739
‎…我…

204
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,449
‎…達斯汀把這些神探

205
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,203
‎指向正在上西班牙課的熟人川特

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00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,413
‎我不知道誰跟我說的

207
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,873
‎我只記得把馬克斯的牙刷

208
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,875
‎插進我的股溝來惡作劇

209
00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:48,045
‎反正他的牙刷在我的股溝裡時

210
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:52,300
‎有人跑過來說
‎“阿妮莎有厭食症，爆笑吧？”

211
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,262
‎糟糕！看來我們鑽進死胡同了！

212
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,973
‎我會告訴格拉伯校長調查失敗

213
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,310
‎等等，不是，她們說“爆笑”

214
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,938
‎我們能跟格拉伯校長說凶手是誰了！

215
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:12,194
‎小姐，我不會說妳們應該沒那麼笨
‎因為，這個嘛…

216
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,113
‎原因很明顯

217
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:18,409
‎帶頭散佈如此惡劣的流言詆毀同學
‎非常不可取

218
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,828
‎我們散播超多更惡劣的流言都沒事

219
00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,705
‎但這次不是我們帶頭的

220
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,500
‎聽起來像我們會說的話嗎？
‎像，我們有說嗎？也許

221
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,587
‎妳們兩人留校察看一個月
‎並且退出舞會籌委會

222
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,422
‎什麼？不行！

223
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,970
‎那就別想要我爸的車行
‎在畢業紀念冊買全版廣告了

224
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,515
‎那張支票已經兌現，無法退款

225
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,975
‎兩位小姐再見

226
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,603
‎迪薇今生第一次感謝

227
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,189
‎這兩個女生這麼容易忘了她

228
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,776
‎反正代罪的傢伙又不是什麼好人

229
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:55,363
‎席拉和佐伊把流言
‎傳給全校的一半同學

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00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,990
‎所以迪薇會這麼不安

231
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,951
‎也許只是覺得幹得太漂亮了

232
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‎對吧？

233
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,671
‎孩子，妳來得正好

234
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,798
‎我剛剛買菜回來

235
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,884
‎妳有買汽水嗎？我朋友今晚要過來

236
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,137
‎她沒去雜貨店，她在附近“買”

237
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:25,226
‎-她偷摘鄰居的水果
‎-什麼？奶奶，不可以這樣

238
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:29,605
‎為什麼？妳以為隔壁那兩個人
‎需要這麼多柳丁嗎？

239
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,525
‎我看到其中一人早上10點
‎訂一份墨西哥脆餅

240
00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:35,486
‎這叫偷，美國人
‎對果樹重視的程度很怪

241
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,446
‎而且都很保護自己的財產

242
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,990
‎沒錯，美國人都有槍和果汁機

243
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,742
‎沒有人會抓到我啦

244
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,037
‎我被抓到的話會裝失智
‎用坦米爾話喃喃自語

245
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,623
‎有沒有抓到並不重要，錯就是錯

246
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,960
‎有人總算開悟了

247
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:54,755
‎迪薇，妳果然是妳爸的女兒

248
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:59,051
‎頭腦那麼好，肩膀又那麼寬

249
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:11,188
‎賽特西，抱歉，我還沒回覆
‎你寄的雷射槍戰邀請函

250
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,773
‎拜託快點回覆

251
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,984
‎我打來不是要講這個

252
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,278
‎埃文剛剛把論文寄給所有共同作者

253
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,863
‎太好了！

254
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,573
‎我現在查我的信箱！

255
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,616
‎還沒收到

256
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,829
‎我奶奶看盜版的印度選秀節目
‎害我的電腦一堆病毒

257
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,875
‎不是，卡梅拉，妳沒收到
‎是因為妳沒被列為共同作者

258
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,753
‎什麼？怎麼可能？

259
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,964
‎整篇論文都是以我的發現為基礎

260
00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:40,843
‎我知道，埃文發現我打給妳的話
‎一定會殺了我

261
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,596
‎這一定是搞錯了，我要查個清楚

262
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,306
‎說到這個

263
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,684
‎妳有自己的雷射褲，還是妳要去租？

264
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,061
‎我要去租褲子還有其他裝備

265
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,855
‎就當我什麼都不帶吧

266
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,695
‎娜莉妮！

267
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,199
‎真不敢想像妳要退休了，不會吧？

268
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,034
‎我知道，可是時候到了

269
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:09,163
‎我好想讓妳認識我的另一個得意門生

270
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,790
‎克里斯傑克森醫生

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00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,043
‎嗨，威舍庫瑪醫生

272
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,004
‎嗨，傑克森醫生

273
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,422
‎你們認識？

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00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,840
‎是的

275
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,259
‎沒想到會在這裡見到你

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00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,222
‎對啊，妳一定沒想到
‎我會出現在這麼學術的場合

277
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:33,312
‎我爸爸和雪倫都超級無聊
‎不過我同意他們講的一件事

278
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,356
‎那就是軟法麵包搭配健怡可樂

279
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,899
‎別有一番獨特滋味

280
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,863
‎靠，抱歉，我講太多吃的話題嗎？

281
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:49,286
‎沒關係，我們是該講一下
‎我的腦袋到底在瘋什麼

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00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,663
‎妳不必告訴我們

283
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,583
‎還是得說，但是要覺得尷尬的話請便

284
00:13:56,544 --> 00:14:01,632
‎好，我去年跟幾個很酷的女生混

285
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:07,054
‎我很幸運，不但是
‎那個圈圈裡唯一的棕色人種

286
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,807
‎還是穆斯林棕色人種

287
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:14,186
‎我參加泳池派對時
‎媽媽堅持要我穿長袖長褲運動服

288
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:21,527
‎所以這些女生唯一稱讚我的地方
‎就是我很瘦

289
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,406
‎然後我的大腦就讓我覺得

290
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,991
‎自己怎麼瘦都不夠

291
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,869
‎所以我就停不下來了

292
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,246
‎所以我必須上特殊醫院

293
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,499
‎但是我要妳們知道

294
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,544
‎我有在治療，現在好多了

295
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,381
‎我也很高興能認識妳們

296
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,092
‎尤其是妳，迪薇

297
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,346
‎能夠有瞭解我的印度朋友

298
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:53,225
‎又不會讓我覺得格格不入，大概是…

299
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,143
‎是我

300
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,562
‎什麼是妳？

301
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,356
‎那流言是我起的頭

302
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:01,901
‎什麼？

303
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,986
‎一開始是我說的

304
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,239
‎是我告訴席拉和佐伊的
‎但我不知道真的是那樣

305
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,450
‎我只是氣妳跟小班親熱

306
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,452
‎我們交往過，所以我氣瘋了

307
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,829
‎阿妮莎，我真的非常抱歉

308
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,459
‎我要走了

309
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,470
‎至少我坦白了，也算不錯吧？

310
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,473
‎艾莉諾，我們也該走了

311
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:47,571
‎娜莉妮，妳知道克里斯
‎利用所有的整型事業收入

312
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,950
‎在兒童醫院提供免費的公益手術嗎？

313
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,409
‎很了不起吧？

314
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,663
‎對，的確是很了不起

315
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,915
‎而且他獨自撫養一個兒子

316
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,333
‎-非常不簡單
‎-謝謝

317
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,293
‎你有兒子？

318
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,880
‎克里斯，娜莉妮也不是簡單人物

319
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,049
‎她是第一個

320
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,886
‎拿到貝文斯手術獎的住院醫師

321
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,554
‎什麼？那個是妳？

322
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,265
‎我記得聽到這件事時超嫉妒的

323
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,396
‎我可以整晚一直誇獎你們兩個
‎但我老公已經喝太多了

324
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,523
‎-麥克風測試，嗨
‎-喝太多香檳了

325
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,567
‎還想發表演講，我最好趕快過去

326
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,114
‎我不知道妳是大咖

327
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,908
‎我不知道你心地這麼好，真意外

328
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:39,081
‎我知道我們應該是對手
‎不過我可以幫妳拿杯酒嗎？

329
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,042
‎我的媽呀！

330
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,461
‎娜莉妮威舍庫瑪？

331
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,965
‎天啊，她是我當住院醫生時最煩的人

332
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,634
‎-蓋兒，妳好
‎-妳好

333
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,136
‎嘿…

334
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:55,514
‎我有聽說穆罕的事，真是太慘了

335
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,475
‎好慘，真是超慘的！

336
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,643
‎妳撐過來了吧？

337
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,312
‎-我撐過來了，謝謝
‎-真的嗎？

338
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,857
‎因為我們老交情了
‎說吧，不必偽裝

339
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,400
‎我真的沒事

340
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,819
‎好，如果妳需要我幫什麼忙

341
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:12,197
‎就算只是要來我家哭
‎我都會奉陪，好嗎？

342
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,323
‎謝謝妳，蓋兒

343
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,533
‎嗨，蓋兒

344
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,826
‎-嗨！
‎-克里斯傑克森

345
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,037
‎克里斯！對吼！

346
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,750
‎我們幾年前在杜標克開會時見過
‎記得嗎？

347
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,462
‎當然，我們去喝一杯吧，敘敘舊

348
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,422
‎-好啊，沒問題
‎-好

349
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,759
‎好，我等一下再來找妳

350
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,053
‎快一點喔

351
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,562
‎嗨，我們沒事吧？

352
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,022
‎妳們還氣嗎？

353
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,649
‎我們不是氣，只是很失望

354
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,069
‎對，妳這次真的“迪薇”到家了

355
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,613
‎“迪薇”現在變成負面動詞了？

356
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,574
‎對，妳完全控制不了自己的脾氣

357
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,868
‎這比妳扁那台販賣機還誇張

358
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,704
‎老娘花錢可不希望東西卡在線圈上

359
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:08,337
‎好吧，也許我真的“迪薇”到家
‎但我很後悔，也真的很喜歡阿妮莎

360
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,507
‎那妳最好想個辦法向她道歉

361
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,094
‎像是唱歌道歉，或者精心挑選泡澡錠

362
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,055
‎或者我想辦法解釋自己的說法？

363
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,558
‎妳別生氣，但是我覺得妳辦不到

364
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,560
‎我覺得泡澡錠不錯

365
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,898
‎可是阿妮莎最大的優點
‎就是好相處又隨和

366
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,818
‎我如果跟她解釋，她就會瞭解原因

367
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,237
‎妳們相信我，今天結束前

368
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,865
‎就算我“迪薇”到家，還是能逆轉乾坤

369
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,784
‎我不知道耶

370
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,204
‎小法，舞會籌委會擺好桌子了
‎要走嗎？

371
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,622
‎-好，走吧
‎-好

372
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,880
‎妳們要提名誰當蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后嗎？

373
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,551
‎如果是派克斯頓和佐伊
‎他們已經被提名50次了

374
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,845
‎不是派克斯頓和佐伊

375
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,014
‎我們要提名自己當蟋蟀后

376
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:02,933
‎辦不到

377
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,854
‎什麼？為什麼？
‎因為我們兩個是女生？

378
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,441
‎妳不能接受兩個同性舞會皇后？

379
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,694
‎妳想跟別人合謀打壓同志嗎？

380
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:17,114
‎別對我吼啦！我沒有歧視同性戀

381
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,867
‎我不能離開座位去印其他表格

382
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,870
‎因為格拉伯校長把其他委員都開除了

383
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,414
‎我可以劃掉“王”，補上“后”

384
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:26,874
‎好啦

385
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:31,211
‎（挑選自己的蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后
‎蟋蟀后姓名）

386
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,549
‎謝謝，舞會當天進行最後投票

387
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,177
‎現在我非得一個人搞定了

388
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,891
‎喂，妳剛剛罵了卡莉一頓，太猛了

389
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,559
‎妳們都要競選蟋蟀后？

390
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,061
‎對，是法碧歐拉的建議

391
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,648
‎這樣才對嘛，妳挺強的，小法

392
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,234
‎現在得保證妳們會贏了

393
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,613
‎好

394
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,869
‎早安，傑克森醫生

395
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:07,664
‎早安，威舍庫瑪醫生
‎妳從哪裡過來的？

396
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,416
‎就我的車啊

397
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,543
‎剛好停在地獄深處

398
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:15,255
‎幹嘛停在那邊？妳的位子明明在這裡

399
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,303
‎哇，你最近真是英雄氣概滿點

400
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,098
‎你跟蓋兒聊得怎麼樣？

401
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,602
‎我只能說是漫長又痛苦

402
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,980
‎你其實不必幫我的，對吧？

403
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,860
‎雖然我的痛苦根本沒辦法跟妳相比

404
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,864
‎但是我太太搬出去時
‎大家都想跟我聊這件事

405
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,743
‎只是好像沒人想知道我其實無話可說

406
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:50,249
‎所以昨晚我很高興能幫隊友擋子彈

407
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,833
‎妳先請

408
00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,592
‎其實我有件私事要處理，還是謝謝你

409
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,679
‎謝謝你幫我，還有那個車位

410
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,724
‎沒問題，雪曼橡樹區
‎第二好的皮膚科醫師

411
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,935
‎當然要有第二好的車位

412
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,397
‎你能當個好人一分鐘我就很滿足了

413
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,654
‎卡梅拉，我們接下來有60分鐘的時間

414
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,489
‎要怎麼開始？

415
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:26,118
‎要我說說我的成長歷程嗎？

416
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,786
‎這得從恆伯河邊

417
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,872
‎巴頓鎮行政區的山羊牧場講起…

418
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,208
‎其實我並不想打斷你

419
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,253
‎可是我想先跟你討論一件事

420
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,255
‎沒問題，這是妳的時間

421
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,466
‎埃文昨晚把論文初稿送出去

422
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,385
‎我的名字卻不在上面

423
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,930
‎妳覺得自己應該掛名嗎？

424
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,642
‎對，我不知道埃文有沒有說
‎但其實是我發現

425
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,520
‎哪些細胞最有可能複製自我更生

426
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,148
‎妳的觀察非常入微

427
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,193
‎可是我不會涉入實驗室的政治鬥爭

428
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,613
‎如果埃文沒有寫妳的名字
‎一定有他的理由

429
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,575
‎可是我覺得我的名字應該在上面

430
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:11,371
‎卡梅拉，妳真的想把導師時間拿來

431
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,832
‎抱怨其他同事嗎？

432
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:22,049
‎我們繼續講跟山羊一起長大的小男生
‎後來怎麼拿到諾貝爾獎

433
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,886
‎迪薇知道只要跟阿妮莎好好講

434
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,971
‎就能恢復平靜

435
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,639
‎但是等她上化學課時

436
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:34,019
‎她發現最長舌的喬納
‎坐在阿妮莎的實驗室位子

437
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,106
‎阿妮莎上次沒來化學課時

438
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,775
‎迪薇最後被叫到…

439
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:43,862
‎迪薇威舍庫瑪，請到校長室

440
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,739
‎她根本是自投羅網

441
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,075
‎這下尷尬了！

442
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:08,261
‎迪薇，阿妮莎剛剛告訴我
‎那個流言就是妳帶起來的

443
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,639
‎對，我感到非常遺憾

444
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,682
‎我也很遺憾，迪薇

445
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,226
‎我要把妳停學

446
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:17,229
‎-什麼？
‎-我說我要把妳停學

447
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:20,482
‎可是佐伊和席拉剛剛才被
‎踢出舞會籌委會

448
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,359
‎她們講給更多人聽耶

449
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,028
‎多罰我幾天留校察看就可以了吧？

450
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,655
‎誰在跟妳討價還價？

451
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:29,950
‎妳不但帶頭散播謠言，還欺騙校長

452
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:33,328
‎然後讓兩個同學背黑鍋

453
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,747
‎可是停學會留下永久紀錄！

454
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,791
‎這樣我會上不了普林斯頓！

455
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,293
‎媽，想想辦法！

456
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,173
‎對不起，迪薇

457
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,593
‎這就是做錯事的後果

458
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,688
‎到車上找我，妳去拿東西

459
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,943
‎嗨，阿妮莎，可以跟妳講一下話嗎？

460
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,114
‎我對這件事真的很抱歉

461
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:12,659
‎可是校長剛剛把我停學
‎如果妳幫我求情…

462
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,995
‎哇，妳只在乎這件事啊？

463
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,082
‎我以為上一間學校的女生很自私
‎沒想到妳更變本加厲

464
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,834
‎我不是自私

465
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,920
‎我也覺得很難過，可是妳不懂

466
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,215
‎我一直想上普林斯頓大學
‎那是我的畢生夢想

467
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,135
‎現在我的畢生夢想
‎就只是飲食失調的新生

468
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,220
‎告訴妳，我沒跟小班親熱

469
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,806
‎誰看都知道你們交往過

470
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,933
‎可是我看到你們進川特的帳棚

471
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,103
‎拜託！那是為了躲妳
‎因為妳一直逼我們跑！

472
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,608
‎大家說得沒錯，妳真的瘋了，迪薇

473
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:48,737
‎謝謝妳喔，我的生物考試沒過

474
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,073
‎你在氣我？那又不是我的錯

475
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,992
‎如果妳遵守諾言幫我複習…

476
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:57,454
‎派克斯頓，想拿好分數就當個好學生

477
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,247
‎我不能永遠牽著你！

478
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,625
‎現在借過一下，我剛剛被停學了！

479
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,252
‎哇，連續跟兩個人吵架

480
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:08,215
‎天啊，她完全把今天“迪薇”了
‎“迪薇”兩個字又有新意思

481
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,552
‎（如果你或認識的人
‎有飲食失調問題）

482
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,389
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483
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,442
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