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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎因為迪薇和派克斯頓重修舊好

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‎所以她已經不想潛逃出境了

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‎現在只要跟小班把話講開就好

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‎-聽說妳沒有要搬到印度了
‎-對啊！我媽決定留下來，所以…

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‎真討厭，那我今年都會看到妳了

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‎看來他還需要一點時間

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‎不過她腳踏兩條船的時間已經過去

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‎她也願意繼續當雪曼橡樹高中唯一的

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‎印度書蟲女生…

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‎這傢伙是誰啊？

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‎各位同學，有個新的轉學生
‎阿妮莎，請自我介紹

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‎大家好，我叫阿妮莎

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‎剛從托路卡預備中學轉來

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‎靠，還要講嗎？靠！抱歉我說了“靠”

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‎好，我表現得不錯吧？

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‎我不知道該說什麼，我踢足球

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‎真的？什麼位置？

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‎防守

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‎沒問題，她很酷

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‎迪薇好佩服這個超酷的印度少女

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‎她老是以為自己人緣差
‎是因為種族歧視

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‎但這個轉學生證明了
‎迪薇可能真的就是遜

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‎可是阿妮莎這個名字很特別
‎是阿拉伯名字嗎？

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‎對，我是穆斯林

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‎祝你平安

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‎我堅持妳在上課時可以隨時祈禱

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‎其實我的車上有祈禱墊，歡迎妳借用

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‎好，謝謝老師

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‎不客氣，迪薇

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‎-我是說阿妮莎
‎-不會吧？

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‎不對，什麼？是誰說的？我嗎？我…

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‎我辭職，我要讓自己消失

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‎好耶，阿妮莎就像2.0版的迪薇

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‎別生氣，1.0版的迪薇

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‎劇名：……擁有亦敵亦友的對手

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‎我好高興，禮拜五要去妳家過夜

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‎說實話，我非離開家不可

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‎我爸和雪倫快把我悶死了

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‎我媽離家出走後，他們就一天到晚說

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‎“妳還好嗎？妳難過嗎？要聊聊嗎？”

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‎他們應該只是想安慰妳

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‎我不需要安慰

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‎我媽為了當電視劇臨演

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‎而離開我又怎樣？

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‎了不起喔？又不是什麼大事！

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‎妳是要我繼續問下去？

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‎還是要怒吃那顆蘋果？

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‎-蘋果
‎-好

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‎那我們換個話題

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‎妳覺得阿妮莎怎麼樣？

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‎很無趣，但想努力融入，對吧？

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‎我的想法剛好相反，她看起來很自然

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‎不知道耶，妳看她一直巴結校園紅人

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‎我覺得她討厭自己的印度血統

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‎她一定沒有印度朋友

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‎妳還不是？

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‎什麼？我跟我表姊是朋友啊

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‎妳的華人朋友在哪裡？

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‎我有一狗票華人朋友！

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‎艾德、葛莉絲、魏、大衛、李、安

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‎妳來看我的“上嗨音符”

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‎華人清唱團演出就會認識他們

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‎迪薇，妳在這裡啊

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‎我們今天需要有人帶新生參觀校園

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‎格拉伯校長，妳是說真的嗎？

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‎故意湊合印度學生，反正我們都一樣

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‎什麼？哪有！妳們的課完全一樣

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‎少跟我打種族牌

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‎我打這種牌絕對讓妳哭得叫不敢

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‎雪曼橡樹高中有什麼注意事項？

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‎要喜歡誰？討厭誰？

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‎喝飲水機的水安全嗎？

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‎不安全，一打開就會讓走廊有屁味

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‎所以千萬別開

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‎妳有什麼興趣？

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‎跟一般青少年相同

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‎跟以前和現在的學生沒兩樣

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‎其實我幾週前辦過一場很大的轟趴

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‎哇，那是妳辦的？我聽過

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‎現場超瘋的

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‎對，佐伊說有個瘋女

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‎把游泳隊隊長推到車子前面

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‎妳不能再寫海慕樂團
‎跟布朗蒂姊妹有多像的報告

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‎-迪薇！
‎-庫老師

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‎阿妮莎葵若希？

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‎我是教英文的庫爾卡尼老師
‎也是女子足球教練

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‎我在去年的州冠軍決賽看到妳
‎簡直就像小足球天后

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‎-妳願意加入校隊嗎？
‎-當然願意

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‎太好了！

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‎迪薇充滿驚恐，看著這位超酷的老師

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‎以前因為跟迪薇都是印度裔
‎而跟她有好交情

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‎現在卻被阿妮莎的親人個性吸引過去

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‎隨著時間過去，喜歡她的人越來越多

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‎川特！你瘋子…

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‎謝謝妳今天教我這麼多

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‎我總算有印度同學了，感覺真不錯

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‎對，再見了

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‎喂！這個禮拜還要家教嗎？

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‎好，不過到你家吧

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‎我奶奶好像在暗戀你

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‎我看到妳跟阿妮莎講話

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‎妳們是朋友嗎？她人不錯

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‎對啊，真不錯

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‎你能來我真的好高興

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‎我都忘了你本人長什麼樣

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‎你只有頭和肩膀嗎？

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‎我的下半身其實是鍵盤
‎這樣會讓妳想分手嗎？

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‎完全不會

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‎好難相信我晚上真的能約會

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‎而不是在實驗室裡打雜

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‎沒想到埃文會讓妳晚上放假

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‎畢竟妳說他很爛

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‎你說那個不算男人的沙豬混蛋嗎？

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‎對啊，我也很驚訝

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‎妳禮拜五晚上不必想著埃文了

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‎到時就只有我們兩人吃西班牙小菜

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‎好想趕快問服務生我們該點幾道菜

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‎然後聽她說“你們有多餓？”了

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‎“挺餓的，我們不是在餐廳嗎？”

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‎（傑克森醫生皮膚科診所）

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‎他好大的膽子

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‎誰好大的膽子？

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‎傑克森醫生把廣告寄給我

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‎這個狂妄…妳看看！

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‎他邀我跟他的做臉小姐嘉柏麗約時間

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‎-我可以做臉嗎？
‎-不行，迪薇

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‎醫師診所裡面沒有做臉小姐

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‎天啊，這傢伙好大膽

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‎他真的讓我好生氣
‎可是我不管問誰，大家都很愛他

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‎-跟阿妮莎好像
‎-阿妮莎是誰？

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‎她就像我的傑克森醫生，爛死了！

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‎大家都說：“天啊，她好棒棒！”

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‎“妳們都是印度人，應該當好朋友”

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‎-說真的，這樣講有點歧視
‎-什麼？

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‎-她是印度人？妳們應該當好朋友！
‎-什麼？不要！

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‎她姓什麼？老家在印度哪裡？

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‎-有兄弟姐妹念名校嗎？
‎-我不知道

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‎“我不知道”是什麼意思？
‎禮拜五邀她過來吃飯

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‎可是艾莉諾禮拜五要來這裡過夜

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‎那更好，讓她一起來
‎她一定不會討厭妳的怪朋友

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‎-艾莉諾哪有怪啊
‎-拜託妳

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‎這下可好，妳總算能交印度人朋友了

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‎我跟表姊是好朋友啊！

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‎才怪

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‎妳對卡梅拉很沒禮貌
‎老是想害她變醜

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‎她差點剃掉眉毛，因為妳說很流行

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‎我在幫她，她變醜就不會被拐去賣淫

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‎也許這個印度少女會讓妳變好

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‎她禮拜五一定要過來吃飯，就這麼辦

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‎我猜出我媽的Netflix密碼
‎關掉限制級保護功能

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‎所以現在能看講髒話、露屁股的電影

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‎今天晚上一定超棒的！

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‎兩位女王好

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‎謝謝妳邀我到妳家玩

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‎我可以帶東西嗎？
‎零食、汽水、搖頭丸？

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎假的，對不起，我搞笑的

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‎我拿不到毒品
‎不過我能拿到超上癮的零嘴

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‎沒關係，我們都準備好了

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‎好，那等一下再見了

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‎我覺得妳邀她很好

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‎我們要給好人一個機會

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‎艾莉諾！

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‎雪倫，妳怎麼來了？

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‎-王媽媽好
‎-妳好

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‎小艾，今晚見

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‎嗨，小朋友！

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‎辦公室氮氣外洩，所以我想過來看看

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‎妳去外面過夜前要不要逛街

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‎喔，不用了，我還有很多功課要做

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‎好吧，不過我有時也想跟妳一起逛逛

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‎不然我們一起用抖音跳舞吧？

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‎我看過很多母女這樣做

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‎我也學了不少很棒的尊巴舞步

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‎雪倫，我們不是母女關係

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‎妳只是我的後母

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‎小姐，早安

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‎早安

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‎-他是誰啊？
‎-麥坎

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‎妳喜歡麥坎嗎？

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‎當然沒有，我的男友是奧立佛

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‎那也不代表妳不喜歡麥坎啊

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‎那也不重要，他根本就不喜歡我

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‎他這麼有名，我卻…

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‎算了，我們回家時可以買漢堡嗎？

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‎我餓了，我要吃雙層肉三明治

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‎-買一杯奶昔兩人喝好嗎？
‎-雪倫！

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00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,872
‎迪薇為朋友過夜做準備時

190
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,710
‎心裡想著今天要好好對待阿妮莎

191
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,421
‎也許她只是反應過度了

192
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,007
‎阿妮莎又不是處處都完美

193
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,139
‎金莎巧克力金字塔！好高雅！

194
00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,348
‎請進！

195
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,600
‎開什麼玩笑？

196
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:04,687
‎這對印度人來說
‎就像糖果禮盒的勞力士！

197
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:05,771
‎阿妮莎，妳好

198
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,734
‎妳已經見過我媽和我奶奶了
‎媽、奶奶，這位是阿妮莎

199
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,986
‎-阿姨好
‎-妳好！

200
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,529
‎妳的身體怎麼樣？

201
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,825
‎親愛的，我很不好，我全身老是在痛

202
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,536
‎妳摸摸我的手，很冰吧？

203
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,580
‎哇，超冰的

204
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,082
‎阿姨，我要幫什麼忙？

205
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,921
‎抱歉，沒人問過我這個問題

206
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,590
‎迪薇這15年來

207
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,009
‎從來沒見過哪個朋友

208
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:38,262
‎用她家人喜歡的方式打招呼

209
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:45,436
‎哇！我在路上喝了整杯思樂冰
‎現在非尿尿不可！

210
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:47,980
‎脫鞋！

211
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:48,898
‎對喔！

212
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:54,570
‎請上樓，我要做最拿手的印度脆餅

213
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,781
‎妳不能做披薩捲之類的嗎？

214
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,491
‎我最愛印度脆餅了

215
00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,533
‎也是我的最愛

216
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,952
‎我可以去廚房幫忙嗎？

217
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,790
‎不用，孩子，妳上樓跟其他女生玩

218
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,676
‎好難過，法碧歐拉去參加機器人比賽

219
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,511
‎她一定會愛死妳，阿妮莎

220
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,307
‎她也會愛死妳徒手畫直線的本事

221
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,558
‎好想趕快見到她

222
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,353
‎如果她跟妳們一樣
‎我就邀她加入我的朋友圈

223
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:32,191
‎看到阿妮莎在自己的地盤從容自在
‎迪薇心裡非常不爽

224
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,070
‎阿妮莎，妳為什麼從有名的私立學校

225
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,822
‎轉來雪曼橡樹這間爛校？

226
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,074
‎我們圖書館只有山達基教會

227
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,367
‎捐的100本心靈書籍

228
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,160
‎雪曼橡樹高中不錯啊

229
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,579
‎妳們也知道私校有錢女生的德性

230
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,456
‎老是愛鬧得很誇張

231
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,250
‎這邊也很誇張啊

232
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,585
‎迪薇幾個禮拜前辦轟趴

233
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,672
‎結果害全校最帥的男生被車撞

234
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:57,967
‎我沒害他被車撞！

235
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,719
‎明明就是妳害的

236
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,847
‎他發現妳交兩個男朋友後就被撞了

237
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:07,226
‎哇咧！兩個男朋友？
‎我爸媽連一個都不讓我交

238
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:11,689
‎我媽也不讓我交啊
‎但我還是交了，這就是我

239
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:16,068
‎哇！我沒見過叛逆的印度小孩，猛！

240
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,071
‎（麥坎：妳好，笑死）

241
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,573
‎天啊

242
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:25,119
‎麥坎史東剛剛發訊息給我，他好幽默

243
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:29,373
‎雖然我沒資格說人劈腿
‎但妳還記得自己有男朋友吧？

244
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:34,295
‎我當然記得！我只是尊重演員同行

245
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,923
‎妳是很酷的人，我該回什麼？

246
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,593
‎是親親的表情？還是眨眼的表情？

247
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,512
‎現在連迪薇的朋友
‎都問阿妮莎的意見了？

248
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,222
‎太過份了

249
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,850
‎妳知道要怎麼比互傳訊息更好嗎？

250
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:52,354
‎-要是妳溜出去跟他見面呢？
‎-什麼？真的嗎？好耶

251
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,358
‎我從來沒偷溜出去過，我也要

252
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,611
‎迪薇對這個計畫有點緊張

253
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:02,281
‎但是在2.0版的迪薇面前丟臉

254
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,367
‎比接受媽媽的懲罰更可怕

255
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,329
‎好，那就等大家都睡著後出發

256
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,916
‎我不喜歡這裡

257
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,127
‎這裡很像叛逆青少年被殺的地方

258
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,670
‎麥坎？

259
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,548
‎嗨！是我，艾莉諾

260
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,510
‎跟你傳訊息的？
‎記得嗎？“妳好，笑死”

261
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,387
‎我怎麼能忘記？過來吧

262
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,556
‎我剛剛向那顆流星許願

263
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,433
‎那是直升機

264
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,020
‎原來，眼力真好

265
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,607
‎我以為艾莉諾要一個人來

266
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,359
‎小班？你怎麼來了？

267
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:41,278
‎小班和我是猶太學校的老朋友

268
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,405
‎我們以前都戴同款的猶太帽

269
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,743
‎抱歉，麥坎沒說小班會來

270
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:52,164
‎妳想走的話我能瞭解
‎但我真的不想走

271
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:53,958
‎奧立佛呢？

272
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:01,799
‎各位，這位是新生阿妮莎
‎這位是小班，這位是麥坎

273
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,885
‎嗨！很高興能在這個恐怖空地見面

274
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:09,223
‎妳是新生，所以我好心跟妳說
‎妳旁邊這個人超難聊的

275
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,893
‎你這把年紀還去兒童理髮廳

276
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,479
‎我才不要聽你的交友建言呢

277
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:19,108
‎讚，阿妮莎！她把小班電得好慘

278
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,360
‎也許迪薇真的看錯她了

279
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,280
‎所以呢？我從五歲起就給安東剪了

280
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,741
‎他最瞭解我的頭形，而且還送我糖果

281
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,744
‎現在你的迪士尼節目結束了

282
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,413
‎接下來呢，麥坎？

283
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,499
‎我不知道，我想擺脫兒童節目了

284
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,919
‎我想演個煙毒犯或醜八怪

285
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,298
‎你們知道我想重新詮釋哪個角色嗎？

286
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,257
‎小丑

287
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,511
‎我的演法是用笑容掩蓋悲傷

288
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,639
‎哇，好黑暗又變態

289
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,601
‎我知道，我要觀眾知道我不只是

290
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,436
‎開魔法加長禮車的小孩

291
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,981
‎你可以學很多童星毆打攝影師

292
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,274
‎也可以弄一堆刺青

293
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,735
‎這個辦法不錯

294
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:07,072
‎我不是說打攝影師那個
‎是刺青，我今晚就去刺青

295
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,033
‎什麼？

296
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,577
‎等一下，你今晚要去刺青店？

297
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,913
‎靠，今晚一定超好玩！

298
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,039
‎對吧？

299
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,549
‎喂，重逢的感覺真好

300
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,385
‎而且沒有妳舅媽一直在後面想偷聽

301
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764
‎她還想給我怎麼聊天的筆記

302
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,766
‎看來我得多臉紅幾次

303
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,479
‎其實我要給妳個驚喜
‎我要搬到洛杉磯了

304
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,648
‎什麼？真的嗎？

305
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,690
‎真的啊！

306
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,902
‎（埃文來電）

307
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,448
‎真的很對不起，我一定要接

308
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,494
‎喂？

309
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,828
‎喂，抱歉

310
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,915
‎我知道我今天放妳假
‎但是妳必須來實驗室

311
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,501
‎我晚餐吃到一半耶

312
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:04,713
‎我模仿《駭客任務》的尼歐躲子彈時

313
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,341
‎不小心打翻了妳的一堆樣本

314
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,343
‎所以需要妳回來重做

315
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,180
‎可以明天嗎？我跟我男朋友來吃館子

316
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,723
‎其實，我真的瞭解

317
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,519
‎但彼得博士覺得
‎我們應該做出這種犧牲

318
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,022
‎好，我懂了，我馬上過去

319
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,525
‎好乖，再…

320
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,780
‎要取消小菜嗎？

321
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,501
‎我們真的可以來這裡嗎？

322
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:46,171
‎別擔心，我的替身傑瑞是老闆
‎他從來不看身分證的

323
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,132
‎傑瑞，你好

324
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,050
‎我來刺青啦！

325
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,095
‎太好了，我喜歡在空白的畫布上創作

326
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,640
‎好耶！幫我刺吧，大哥！

327
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,229
‎小班那傢伙為什麼對妳這麼差？

328
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,481
‎其實是我的錯

329
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,150
‎兩位小姐想打洞嗎？

330
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,487
‎其實我一看妳

331
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,698
‎就覺得妳很適合穿鼻環

332
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,158
‎真的？

333
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,786
‎好吧，搞不好我今天就穿一個

334
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,247
‎最好是，妳這麼怕妳媽，絕對不敢

335
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,124
‎我才沒有，我會穿的

336
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,128
‎是嗎？好，妳穿鼻環我就刺青

337
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,132
‎你才不會！你老是說
‎死後要葬在猶太人墓園

338
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,676
‎對，我家族在克拉維茲家族旁有位子

339
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,637
‎我還是會葬在那裡，因為妳不會穿環

340
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:40,059
‎冷戰幾個星期後
‎他們總算跟以前一樣鬥嘴

341
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,727
‎迪薇心裡燃起了希望

342
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,312
‎只要在鼻子上打個小洞

343
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:47,232
‎就能跟小班恢復朋友關係
‎也能給阿妮莎好印象

344
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,150
‎沒問題

345
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,194
‎我媽別想管我怎麼過活

346
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,653
‎梅根西斯塔莉安才行

347
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,739
‎妳才沒那個膽

348
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,699
‎麻煩穿一個辣妹鼻環！

349
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,493
‎我要來個刺青

350
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,870
‎好，坐上來吧

351
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,039
‎你去後面找傑瑞

352
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,917
‎他能用上千種方法在你手上刺個“媽”

353
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,343
‎各位看

354
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,470
‎我回來時

355
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:20,265
‎就跟自己說要造福全世界

356
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,266
‎所以…

357
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,019
‎…我刺了這個

358
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,313
‎“多人運動”

359
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,067
‎什麼？上面明明寫“多運動”的

360
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,905
‎我竟然沒發現！不過這樣可能也好

361
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,242
‎現在你絕對不能幫迪士尼頻道演戲了

362
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,789
‎哇，迪薇，妳穿了鼻環？
‎妳媽會怎麼說？

363
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,208
‎不會說什麼，我要在她看到前拿掉

364
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,169
‎她如果看到洞，我就說是飛鏢射到的

365
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,506
‎我刺青了

366
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,968
‎-你刺什麼？
‎-小小的籃球

367
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,762
‎他問我喜歡什麼，我就慌了

368
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:08,605
‎裴桑？

369
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,525
‎現在凌晨2點，你跑來幹嘛？

370
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,236
‎我想那些混蛋應該走光了

371
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,821
‎所以我想到這裡跟妳約會

372
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,450
‎餐廳都關門了，所以我從加油站

373
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,619
‎買了滿漢大餐過來

374
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,454
‎裴桑，我真的很對不起

375
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,541
‎你大老遠飛來，我卻得幫同事擦屁股

376
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,667
‎沒關係

377
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,837
‎反正我要搬到加州了
‎以後會有很多時間在一起

378
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,630
‎真不敢相信你要搬來了

379
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,091
‎妳真的高興嗎？

380
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,634
‎我當然高興！

381
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,430
‎抱歉，我那些實驗室的廢物同事好煩

382
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,266
‎你知道他們在我工作時幹嘛嗎？

383
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,727
‎唱韓國流行歌的卡拉OK，IG上面有

384
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,937
‎他們還帶了一樣的衣服和小假髮

385
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,356
‎不過賽特西的歌喉很讚

386
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:52,858
‎這樣吧

387
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,153
‎我跟很多像埃文的人工作過

388
00:19:56,236 --> 00:20:00,115
‎有時對付這種人唯一的方法
‎就是陪他們玩，懂嗎？

389
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,200
‎玩什麼？

390
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:04,328
‎他們應該不運動
‎我們有專門裝氣喘吸入器的櫃子

391
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,874
‎不，我要妳假裝喜歡他們的宅男活動

392
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:12,002
‎他們會邀妳出去
‎也許讓妳負責更多實驗工作

393
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,338
‎應該不用這樣就可以吧？

394
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:19,009
‎理論上沒錯，但是那種人
‎一定會害怕妳這種女生

395
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:23,222
‎只要讓埃文覺得自己很棒
‎他就可能給妳機會

396
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,182
‎好吧

397
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,269
‎嘿，我有買洋蔥圈餅乾

398
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,564
‎雖然好吃，但不太適合約會

399
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,651
‎所以在打開以前，也許…

400
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:49,456
‎太陽吻上了地平線，我也該向妳道別

401
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,084
‎這是模仿莎士比亞的吧？

402
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,756
‎再會，美麗的艾莉諾
‎謝謝妳今晚當我的最佳女配角

403
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:08,475
‎好啦，我知道，我會跟奧立佛分手

404
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,111
‎搞什麼？你的刺青是畫上去的？

405
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,280
‎對，我騙妳的

406
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,116
‎可是我的鼻子上的洞無法復原耶

407
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,743
‎發現對方都在說謊

408
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,246
‎自己卻全心投入的感覺很差吧？

409
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:34,209
‎好，對不起，你贏了
‎現在可以扯平了嗎？

410
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,670
‎不行，我們沒有扯平

411
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,131
‎離扯平還遠得很

412
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,216
‎迪薇，妳跟他出去

413
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,301
‎我退出

414
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,721
‎妳在轟趴那天丟下我，跟著他出去！

415
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,768
‎我們不是朋友，所以別假裝是朋友了

416
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:05,991
‎小班的話還是讓迪薇痛心
‎讓她夜不成眠

417
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,994
‎慘的是，因為她念著小班

418
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:13,373
‎結果在睡前忘了處理一件小事

419
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,209
‎那是鼻環嗎？

420
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:17,961
‎靠

421
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:21,214
‎我今天早上在垃圾桶下面發現這個

422
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,424
‎妳幹嘛翻垃圾桶？

423
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,426
‎妳奶奶又弄丟假牙了

424
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,261
‎還好她有弄丟！

425
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,804
‎妳竟敢晚上溜出去

426
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,224
‎跑到傑瑞刺青穿孔店穿鼻環？

427
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,561
‎妳知道我治過幾個
‎在那裡感染葡萄球菌的人嗎？

428
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,647
‎阿姨，都是我的錯，對不起

429
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,777
‎昨晚我們聊到美國只欣賞西方美

430
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,405
‎我們這種南亞女性的處境有多艱難

431
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:50,535
‎鼻環是印度女性美的強烈象徵

432
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,871
‎迪薇只是想讓她的鼻子去殖民化

433
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,791
‎我笨到建議她昨晚穿鼻環，給妳驚喜

434
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:02,172
‎現在我知道這樣很不負責任了，抱歉

435
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,759
‎妳們有喝酒或親男生嗎？

436
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:08,553
‎絕對沒有，我兩個都不會

437
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:12,015
‎這就像清真認證的叛逆行為

438
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,476
‎對！超符合清真認證的

439
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:22,859
‎好，我很欣慰
‎阿妮莎幫妳欣賞自己的文化

440
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,988
‎其實妳穿鼻環很漂亮，迪薇

441
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,410
‎但妳不能半夜跑去刺青店！很危險！

442
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,788
‎-我知道，下不為例
‎-對，最好是

443
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,124
‎我要打給藥房

444
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,042
‎下樓，我要給妳吃抗生素

445
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:41,753
‎那裡一定有超級細菌在滋生

446
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,518
‎埃文，嗨

447
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,186
‎我要給你看樣東西

448
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,938
‎我在重做樣本時

449
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,399
‎發現兩個細胞族群有明顯的

450
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,733
‎表現型差異

451
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,944
‎和我們一開始的假設不同

452
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,905
‎-我已經寫下發現…
‎-好，我等一下再看

453
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,367
‎好

454
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,208
‎我發現你們昨晚去唱卡拉OK

455
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:24,963
‎不知道我有沒有說過，我超愛韓國歌
‎我是BLACKPINK的鐵粉

456
00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:27,007
‎什麼？不可能，妳也愛她們？

457
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,676
‎誰不愛啊？我超愛朴彩英的！

458
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:33,930
‎真的？我的工作風格
‎顯然比較像金智秀

459
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,433
‎但我跟朋友混時就完全是Lisa

460
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:37,893
‎-對啊！
‎-妳看得出來吧？

461
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,060
‎-我看得出來
‎-真的？

462
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,604
‎非常好

463
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,857
‎所以你們下次去卡拉OK時
‎我也想跟去

464
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:48,153
‎好啊，妳喜歡比特幣戲劇
‎和冷門日本動畫嗎？

465
00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:52,616
‎-聽起來很精彩
‎-那太好了，因為妳是我們一國的

466
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:57,037
‎卡梅拉，妳工作得那麼辛苦
‎今天就休息吧？

467
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,623
‎-謝謝
‎-BLACKPINK！

468
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:00,916
‎你知道耶！

469
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,418
‎太棒了

470
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,878
‎太棒了，好

471
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:13,720
‎妹子，謝謝妳收服我媽
‎妳怎麼知道該怎麼做的？

472
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,472
‎我的父母也是印度人

473
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:19,184
‎我最近才讓我媽相信
‎我沒有背棄自己的宗教

474
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,853
‎因為我推文說
‎“哈利史泰爾斯是我的神”

475
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,858
‎讚，妳媽也常拿妳跟怪親戚比較嗎？

476
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,610
‎親戚、朋友、鄰居

477
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,112
‎還有推銷刀具的親切電話行銷員

478
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,657
‎好，我該走了

479
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,117
‎要是我媽看到妳穿著大號汗衫

480
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,620
‎一定會罵說女生不能穿得像男生

481
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,580
‎她罵的那些話我都能背了

482
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:46,419
‎迪薇很難相信媽媽說得沒錯
‎但是有個印度朋友真的很棒

483
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,262
‎別人沒辦法像阿妮莎一樣瞭解迪薇

484
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,598
‎阿妮莎最瞭解

485
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,851
‎老師經常念錯你名字的感覺

486
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:05,021
‎大家問你“實際上從哪裡來”的感覺

487
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:09,109
‎又因為古代挽面的祖先而遭到霸凌

488
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:13,572
‎迪薇之前竟然覺得備受威脅
‎真是丟臉啊

489
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,073
‎她在想什麼？

490
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,618
‎這間學校當然能容得下兩個…

491
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,080
‎-我真的很喜歡你的夾克！沒有！
‎-對啊

492
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,415
‎完了！

493
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,042
‎這個賤人非滾不可

494
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,888
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