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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（小班：早安）

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‎小班和派克斯頓傳訊息？

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‎各位觀眾，這不是作夢

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‎就算在迪薇最奔放
‎卵子衝腦的性幻想裡

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‎都沒有臭屁到想像自己有兩個男朋友

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‎或者聰明到能左右開弓

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‎我這輩子毀了！

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‎-好，待會兒見
‎-好

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎1823年以人為名的外交政策…

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‎門羅主義是什麼？

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‎3、2、1，開始！

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‎（小班：晚安）

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‎（派克斯頓：晚安）

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‎我通常反對偷吃的

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‎但這個書呆子的雙打技巧太專業了

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‎對，妳最好冰敷嘴唇，迪薇

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‎劇名：……辦過超嗨派對

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‎妳跟兩個情夫怎麼樣？
‎好難相信妳沒被抓包

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‎我知道！還好他們上的課
‎或者社交生活沒有重疊

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‎“面對歷史”課除外
‎可是那堂課讓人性冷感

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‎其實我很擔心妳全身而退的統計機率

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‎所以我算了一下

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‎平時會注意妳的人很少，少到嚇人

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‎妳幾乎就是隱形人

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‎好，我懂，法碧，繼續

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‎這是小班的資料

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‎妳也看得到

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‎沒人鳥他

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‎但是每個人都會死盯著派克斯頓

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‎除非他跟著妳

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‎喂，妳的簡報很傷人耶

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‎什麼？不！這好消息耶
‎妳永遠不會被抓到！

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‎如果妳是佐伊梅泰格就完了

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‎大家現在還在講她邊走邊吃香蕉的事

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‎我覺得很刺激
‎就像鬧劇版的莫里哀喜劇！

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‎一個愛人在陽台上，另一個走出大門

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‎我壓抑不了我對他們的感情

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‎小班吸引我超知性的那一面
‎派克斯頓吸引我超色的那一面

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‎只要在幾週內不讓他們碰頭，接下來

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‎我就要搭一整天飛機去印度了

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‎趁妳媽不在，我們應該幫妳辦送別趴

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‎對喔！要盛大豪華點，擺香檳、生蠔

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‎這個好

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‎卡梅拉每天都在實驗室待到半夜3點

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‎所以不必擔心她

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‎太好了，我們辦個小型成人聚會

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‎只有我和奧立佛
‎法碧和夏娃，妳還有…

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‎妳的哪個男朋友最適合帶去聚會？

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‎小班喜歡精美的東西

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‎可是派克斯頓有假證件，能買到酒

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‎我會邀派克斯頓

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‎（迪薇：我的惜別宴在週五
‎要來嗎？）

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‎（派克斯頓：笑死，當然）

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‎妳不去體育館嗎？

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‎不要，我還有事要做

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‎而且我的體育學分一定不會轉到印度

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‎所以幹嘛運動？

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‎迪薇，妳怎麼跑來了？

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‎醫生好

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‎我只是來道個歉

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‎我上次見到妳時太欠扁了

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‎好，感謝，我接受妳的道歉

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‎不過我也要來道別，因為我好多了

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‎送妳一包糖

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‎-謝謝妳幫的忙
‎-不行

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‎坐下

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‎跟我說說印度的事

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‎那是我最想住的地方嗎？

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‎不，我想住卡戴珊家族
‎隔壁的卡拉巴薩斯

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‎可是我媽很想去，所以我會跟去

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‎所以我要壓縮美國高中的約會時段

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‎-所以我有兩個男朋友
‎-什麼？

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‎兩個男生都知道這是開放式關係嗎？

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‎說實話

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‎不知道，可是我學期末就要走了

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‎等他們發現，我早就一溜煙跑了

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‎迪薇，我擔心這種行為的壓力

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‎會讓妳做出不明智的決定

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‎妳真的喜歡這兩個男生嗎？

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‎我真的喜歡他們

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‎小班很聰明，雖然多半在吵架
‎但我們能聊好幾個小時

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‎派克斯頓帥到爆

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‎跟這種人約會，另一半都能諒解

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‎而且他對他妹妹超好的

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‎如果妳關心他們

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‎幹嘛做出可能讓他們傷心的事？

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‎真正的感情
‎必須以誠實與信任為基礎，迪薇

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‎我知道妳以為自己有兩個男朋友

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‎但是根據這種標準

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‎孩子，妳一個也沒有

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‎娜莉妮坐了整天飛機後

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‎本來以為她會在

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‎父母位於欽奈的家受到盛大歡迎

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‎可是她抵達後得到的待遇
‎就跟亞馬遜的包裹差不多

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‎媽媽！

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‎妳這丫頭，嚇死我了！

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‎妳是今天來嗎？大概吧

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‎歡迎光臨

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‎謝謝，媽媽，妳這樣好漂亮

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‎穿這樣看房子可能太誇張了

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‎房仲看到妳的首飾一定會漲價

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‎對不起，我們不能陪妳去
‎我跟妳爸要去喝喜酒

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‎等一下，為什麼不能早點跟我說？

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‎我可以下禮拜來

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‎下禮拜是排燈節
‎下下禮拜我們約好要去果亞

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‎我訂了一件無袖裝要給妳爸驚喜

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‎媽媽，喝喜酒哪會比幫我和妳外孫女

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‎找房子還重要？謝謝妳

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‎我很關心妳和迪薇
‎但我也很重視個人社交生活

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‎這就叫女性主義！

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‎好吧

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‎那妳大概也不幫我找診所店面了

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‎妳來印度後還打算工作？

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‎妳都這把年紀
‎也許不該這麼有企圖心了

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‎照顧自己也是女性主義
‎葛妮絲派特洛的公司雜誌有寫

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‎妳怎麼把我當空氣？

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‎我降落後，妮瑪拉每五分鐘就打一次

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‎妳婆婆真煩人

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‎不過妳最好跟她吃頓飯

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‎我知道，可是她的話好無聊，媽媽

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‎她每次都講自己怎麼智取商店老闆

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‎多拿一點扁豆

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‎妳說什麼？妳要扁豆？

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‎拉米雅！我們做扁豆糊給妳

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‎奧立佛，你覺得在成人聚會上
‎供應馬鈴薯皮代表什麼？

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‎可是我會做得超好吃
‎我是氣炸鍋的廚神耶

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‎迪薇的送別趴必須是高雅的場子

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‎開胃菜要取悅人的嘴巴！

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‎妳在籌備迪薇的送別趴？

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‎我不是要擺架子
‎但我是她男友，理應要幫忙的

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‎我不知道男生有沒有受邀

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‎我要去，而且我要帶
‎我最出名的馬鈴薯皮

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‎所以空肚子來喔

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‎好，我一定去

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‎婆婆？

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‎娜莉妮！看到妳我好高興！

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‎-過來！
‎-看到妳的感覺真好

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‎妳都種這麼多盆植物嗎？

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‎妳上次來過後，我可能多買了幾盆

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‎-來，請坐
‎-謝謝

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‎來，吃點東西

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‎-好
‎-妳太瘦了，小姐

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‎好啦

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‎這鍋扁豆糊不錯吧？

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‎我看妳大概很久沒吃了

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‎店老闆說他的扁豆賣完了

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‎我說：“去後面找”

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‎他一分鐘後回來，手裡就有扁豆

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‎婆婆，不行…妳真的不必這樣

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‎放輕鬆

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‎阿娜，這一年真的很難熬吧？

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‎“阿娜”，穆罕都這樣叫我

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‎娜莉妮已經忘了被人呵護的感覺

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‎以及這種感覺有多好

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‎也許我明天也過來好了

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‎出了一點小問題
‎我不小心邀了小班去送別趴

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‎什麼？可是我已經邀了派克斯頓
‎妳一定要叫他別來

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‎恐怕會很難

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‎他已經請名廚張錫鎬做開胃菜了

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‎好，那我叫派克斯頓別來

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‎反正他一定可以改去別的帥哥區活動

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‎對啊，他們真的很會自得其樂

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‎打我老二

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‎讚啦

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‎-太猛了！
‎-好棒

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‎妳有沒有看到我打川特的老二？

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‎當然有…

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‎有關禮拜五的事，只有女生能參加

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‎我跟一群女生吃飯沒關係

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‎我每次去購物中心都這樣

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‎我披薩吃到一半，抬起頭來
‎轟，突然有六個女生跟我同桌

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‎對，不過，我們還是改天一起玩吧

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‎我明天有空

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‎妳不要我去送別趴？

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‎迪薇，說實話，妳突然不理他了？

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‎-這麼突然就取消？很傷人耶
‎-對啊

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‎誰叫艾莉諾笨到辦成純女生的活動？

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‎艾莉諾，妳真糟糕！

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‎哇，別對艾莉諾這麼壞嘛

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‎女人應該互相支持
‎不然我們遊行幹嘛？

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‎好，那我們禮拜五見

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‎好

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‎太好了，我們走吧

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‎再見！

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‎靠，那要取消送別趴嗎？

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‎妳知道斑馬成群站在一起能產生幻覺

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‎讓獅子沒辦法挑獵物嗎？

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‎我喜歡小趣聞
‎但這種趣聞沒辦法讓我開心

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00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,730
‎妳不懂嗎？我們需要更多斑馬

192
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,899
‎只要邀的人夠多
‎小班和派克斯頓就不會發現妳劈腿

193
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,446
‎妳在蘋果專賣店工作嗎？
‎因為妳真是夠天才！

194
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,157
‎取消名廚張錫鎬的約
‎我們不辦成人聚會了

195
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,993
‎我們要辦傳統、率性的青少年轟趴

196
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,202
‎傳訊息給妳認識的人

197
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,960
‎迪薇今晚要辦她第一場
‎也是唯一一場高中派對

198
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,504
‎雖然過去兩年來

199
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,715
‎她一直夢想能有這一刻

200
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:36,969
‎但萊恩醫生之前跟她說的話
‎卻讓她耿耿於懷

201
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,846
‎好姊妹，我錯了嗎？

202
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:42,558
‎對，這對耳環讓我以為外婆玩回來了

203
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,979
‎要是小班和派克斯頓
‎看到我跟對方卿卿我我呢？

204
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,606
‎像是一起捏花瓶嗎？

205
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,193
‎這樣太危險了嗎？要是他們發現呢？

206
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,487
‎可不能在我已經遠走高飛

207
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,322
‎無法引渡之前曝光

208
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,033
‎別擔心啦，只要隔開兩人就好

209
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:02,203
‎我們在客廳讓小班品酒
‎因為他很上流

210
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,331
‎在車庫讓派克斯頓玩掀杯遊戲
‎因為他喜歡車庫

211
00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,584
‎迪薇，不要煞風景了，妳會變成傳奇

212
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,712
‎妳有兩個男朋友
‎而且即將辦一場超嗨派對

213
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:15,007
‎對，妳會成為雪曼橡樹高中的名人

214
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,677
‎就像1990年代讓老師懷孕的高二生！

215
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,430
‎迪薇的確想成為雪曼橡樹高中的女神

216
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,934
‎當然更不想被大家忘掉

217
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:29,355
‎好，就這麼辦
‎我們轟轟烈烈幹一場吧！

218
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,481
‎讚啦！

219
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,692
‎記得叫大家幫忙收拾殘局

220
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,943
‎-好
‎-一定

221
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,572
‎（小班和派克斯頓的優缺點）

222
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,998
‎妳看到薇妮莎在店內不理我們嗎？

223
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:52,128
‎自從她外甥送她不鏽鋼冰箱後
‎她就越來越擺架子了

224
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,338
‎我們搬來時也能幫妳買一台

225
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,424
‎不行，妳不能搬回來

226
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,385
‎我以為妳喜歡我在這裡

227
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,013
‎我是喜歡，但是妳現在太西化了

228
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,057
‎我沒有太西化，婆婆

229
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,393
‎我看到妳在車裡找安全帶

230
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,186
‎這對駕駛人是一大侮辱

231
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,275
‎而且，穆罕會怎麼想？

232
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,569
‎到美國是穆罕的夢想，不是我的

233
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,571
‎我是因為愛他才跟去的

234
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,656
‎而且我覺得不會停電很棒

235
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,784
‎也許剛開始妳不想，可是現在呢？

236
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,536
‎妳的診所呢？

237
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,749
‎婆婆，我必須搬來，我需要家人支持

238
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,334
‎妳的家人有支持妳嗎？

239
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,430
‎好，小班應該馬上就會到
‎我帶他去品酒區

240
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,058
‎派克斯頓可能會晚一點到
‎因為大紅人每次都遲到

241
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,271
‎-我來了
‎-小班說他剛到

242
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,326
‎-派克斯頓到了
‎-什麼？

243
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,912
‎派克斯頓也到了

244
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:11,999
‎靠

245
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,003
‎-要是有人想親妳打招呼呢？
‎-怎麼辦？

246
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:16,962
‎快跑啊！

247
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,172
‎我們要聲東擊西

248
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,675
‎-要怎麼打開灑水器？
‎-我不知道！天啊，我好…

249
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,262
‎大家好！我們準備要不醉不歸了！

250
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,848
‎機器人隊快點過來！

251
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,392
‎我媽在我來這裡前
‎帶我們去披薩餐廳

252
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,896
‎說實話，我們很多人都得上廁所

253
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,610
‎媽，我們安全抵達門口了

254
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,654
‎妳可以走了！愛妳喔

255
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,696
‎乖一點

256
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,907
‎好，各位猛男，時候到了

257
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,408
‎我們去把妹吧

258
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,702
‎我會問女生她的興趣是什麼

259
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,999
‎感覺好像很累，我直接偷女生帽子吧

260
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,459
‎走吧

261
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,715
‎好耶！

262
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552
‎法碧，我竟然會說這句話

263
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,888
‎謝謝妳邀請機器人隊的所有成員

264
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,518
‎問題來了，派克斯頓和小班
‎都在高級品酒區！

265
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,396
‎派克斯頓怎麼在品酒區？

266
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,899
‎大概因為川特的老爸是侍酒師
‎所以他表演即興品酒

267
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,734
‎很多人不能接受混酒

268
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,571
‎但我發現混合和配對不同的葡萄品種

269
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,739
‎會產生趣味十足的驚喜

270
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,908
‎迪薇，過來！

271
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,869
‎對啊，川特要開西拉葡萄酒

272
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,664
‎我們怎麼會以為能成功？

273
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,166
‎把我推下樓梯，我要躲去醫院

274
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,878
‎要是他們都想跟妳上救護車呢？

275
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,920
‎可惡！

276
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,797
‎艾莉諾，馬鈴薯皮來了！

277
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,133
‎等一下，奧立佛，事情大條了

278
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,176
‎好，那我放在桌上

279
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,054
‎好，快點想

280
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,641
‎只要把其中一人帶開就好

281
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,103
‎聽說車庫有掀杯遊戲
‎很棒，妳們要玩嗎？

282
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,939
‎奧立佛，事情大條了！去找別人

283
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,819
‎小班，你要跟我玩掀杯遊戲嗎？

284
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,988
‎好啊，應該很好玩

285
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,209
‎媽媽，爸爸

286
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,503
‎娜莉妮！過來一起坐

287
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,465
‎這位是高庫，新郎的爺爺

288
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,549
‎你好，叔叔

289
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,139
‎他的老婆也過世了，妳想得到嗎？

290
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,725
‎想得到，因為他很老了

291
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,394
‎你們兩人有好多共同點

292
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,980
‎你們都熱愛和平

293
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,523
‎叔叔，請稍候

294
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,650
‎媽媽，請過來

295
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,109
‎失陪了

296
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,740
‎這是幹嘛？妳要湊合我跟那老頭？

297
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,618
‎養老院裡的女人把他當披頭四在追！

298
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:56,330
‎妳不該幫我牽線的
‎穆罕過世還不到一年

299
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,916
‎妳知道當單親媽媽有多辛苦嗎？

300
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,793
‎為什麼不讓高庫幫妳？

301
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,338
‎首先，高庫幫不了我
‎因為他現在睡著了

302
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,882
‎或者死掉了

303
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,809
‎第二，媽媽，難道妳不會幫我嗎？

304
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,477
‎我當然會幫

305
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,895
‎如果有空的話

306
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,856
‎但是等我們有空的時候就可以

307
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,275
‎來吧，我們叫醒高庫

308
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,154
‎他剛才說英國女王即位前
‎曾經跟他跳舞的趣事

309
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,785
‎娜莉妮看著媽媽輕輕打醒高庫時

310
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,413
‎才想到妮瑪拉說的可能沒錯

311
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,915
‎她以為捨棄原本的生活回印度

312
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,627
‎就能有家人支持，但是這都只是想像

313
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,385
‎所以你要在游泳賽季喝酒？

314
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,847
‎不會，我只喝一小口
‎免得川特一直解釋酒香

315
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,892
‎我明天必須清醒
‎史丹佛大學的人要來看我游泳

316
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,270
‎你可能會去史丹佛大學？

317
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,938
‎雖然不是第一志願

318
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,150
‎我想念亞利桑那州立大學
‎但史丹佛的游泳隊比較好

319
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,569
‎所以我可能會去那裡

320
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,239
‎我沒聽過有人這樣講史丹佛大學的

321
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:16,660
‎我就是念史丹佛大學
‎這小子根本就不夠尊重那間學校！

322
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:21,540
‎所以我明天游泳比賽時
‎妳會來幫我加油嗎？

323
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,376
‎我希望離開泳池時能看到妳

324
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,047
‎我也想看你離開那座泳池

325
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,259
‎妳在哪裡？

326
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,345
‎我們要組隊參加掀杯遊戲，我來找妳

327
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:39,391
‎我幫你拿杯飲料吧？
‎非酒精飲料，馬上回來

328
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,350
‎好

329
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358
‎我好難過，我要上屋頂

330
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,323
‎寶貝

331
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:55,991
‎抱歉，我們遲到了

332
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,661
‎妳知道嗎？莎夏幫我們拿到
‎國王公主下個月的門票

333
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,581
‎-妳會來吧？
‎-好，那是舞台劇嗎？

334
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,376
‎妳真的不知道？妳沒聽過國王公主？

335
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,963
‎她是歌手，最沒問題的女同志名人

336
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,757
‎好！

337
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,593
‎我們可以到哪裡拿酒？

338
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,803
‎廚房！

339
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,222
‎妳還是那麼健談，法碧歐拉

340
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,689
‎天啊，法碧歐拉，麥坎史東來了

341
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,318
‎對喔

342
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,947
‎他去迪士尼頻道演戲前
‎跟我們一起上小學

343
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,741
‎他有演《凱爾法蘭屈的加長世界》

344
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,662
‎戲裡的小孩跟爸爸
‎開一輛神奇的加長禮車？

345
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,413
‎天啊，他超性感的

346
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,626
‎我的衣服不適合社交
‎艾瑞克又偷了我的帽子

347
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,962
‎我要多喝幾杯才敢跟他說話

348
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,882
‎好，我到了，來掀杯吧！

349
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,634
‎好，你們輸定了

350
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,054
‎我們有豎琴大師，她的手指超靈巧！

351
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,683
‎小班參加太空營，所以他很懂重力

352
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,352
‎對，但是這些都對喝啤酒沒幫助

353
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,689
‎搞什麼！我的斑馬帽

354
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:12,276
‎3、2、1，開始！

355
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444
‎-快啊！
‎-快啊！

356
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,863
‎-加油，奧立佛！
‎-快點

357
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,157
‎-快啦！
‎-泡沫讓我鼻子好癢

358
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,533
‎喝掉啦！

359
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,659
‎掀！

360
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,786
‎快…掀…

361
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,247
‎再來一次，好耶！

362
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,542
‎加油…快一點！

363
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:30,627
‎好耶！

364
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,255
‎-快點
‎-妳去哪裡了？

365
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,756
‎-有拿我的飲料嗎？
‎-好了

366
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,176
‎對，好耶，厲害！

367
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,845
‎我馬上回來，加油！美國第一！

368
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,264
‎-我好失望
‎-我知道

369
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,186
‎那小子把我的帽子拿去哪裡？

370
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,191
‎現在就等吧

371
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,860
‎（小班和派克斯頓的優缺點）

372
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580
‎天啊

373
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,043
‎天啊，各位，是…

374
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:16,423
‎其實沒什麼了不起的
‎可是我在迪士尼玩得很開心

375
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,426
‎麥莉希拉其實給了我很多
‎避免有大頭症的建議

376
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,762
‎最重要的就是別說你認識誰

377
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,264
‎黛咪洛瓦托也說過這句話

378
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,729
‎妳們也知道我對農村美學同志的想法

379
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,273
‎不褒不貶嗎？我錯了對不對？

380
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,073
‎嗨，進行得怎麼樣？

381
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,577
‎很好！我跟小班玩掀杯遊戲超強
‎幫派克斯頓拿礦泉水

382
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,997
‎我低調圓滿達成任務
‎現在只要跟鯊魚一樣隱密就好

383
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,749
‎這裡有蘋果酒嗎？

384
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,253
‎《GQ》說蘋果酒最適合國際商業場合

385
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,963
‎你怎麼跑到我家這一邊？

386
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,547
‎等一下，不行嗎？

387
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:01,802
‎這是女生悄悄話？
‎有誰要為了姊妹情開始哭嗎？

388
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,845
‎這樣吧，我去客廳

389
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,057
‎不行！別去客廳，到我房間

390
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,475
‎這樣…

391
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,812
‎我們就能獨處了

392
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,896
‎真的嗎？

393
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,400
‎好像不錯，我去上面等妳

394
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,445
‎看吧，我的傳說地位保住了

395
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,532
‎把老師肚子搞大的那學生也比不上我

396
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,634
‎兩頭狼在兔子洞裡

397
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:49,016
‎對不起，我以為有選好這些密語

398
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,268
‎小班和派克斯頓都在迪薇房間

399
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,610
‎嘿，你怎麼在這裡？

400
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,571
‎我在找迪薇

401
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,074
‎好，她應該要上來這裡了

402
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,159
‎好

403
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,828
‎你為什麼要找迪薇？

404
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,289
‎不為什麼

405
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:16,543
‎還好這個Z世代很不會講話

406
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,713
‎妳現在真的有跟派克斯頓交往嗎？

407
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,090
‎什麼？我不知道妳在說什麼

408
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,302
‎天啊，她一定有，應該的，妳這麼美

409
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,305
‎抱歉，妳說妳跟派克斯頓交往？

410
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,724
‎（法碧歐拉和迪薇：妳們在哪裡？）

411
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,684
‎妳叫艾莉諾吧？

412
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,853
‎-對
‎-我叫麥坎

413
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,271
‎聽說妳是《動物園》主角

414
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,983
‎我的電視節目最近下檔
‎所以我要回一般學校就讀

415
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,779
‎我的喉節太明顯，不能繼續演小學生

416
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,615
‎妳可以帶我這個同行逛逛嗎？

417
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,619
‎-沒問題，來吧！
‎-可以嗎？好

418
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,745
‎妳當然願意

419
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,456
‎可是妳沒跟派克斯頓交往吧？

420
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,209
‎我嗎？沒有

421
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,253
‎這樣聽起來反而像有，但是妳沒有

422
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,881
‎所以用正常語氣說，不要啣著吸管講

423
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:08,720
‎你們必須離開這房間！

424
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:11,264
‎-什麼？為什麼？
‎-對啊

425
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:17,270
‎-我正要在這裡跟人親熱
‎-親愛的，妳找到我了

426
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,273
‎我沒有偷妳的帽子

427
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,025
‎你怎麼在裡面？

428
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,861
‎我在把妹，你們應該最看得出來啊

429
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,740
‎太詭異了，我要回樓下去

430
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,576
‎對，我也要走了

431
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,414
‎謝謝各位

432
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:36,998
‎怎麼樣？

433
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,167
‎艾瑞克，把帽子還人家

434
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,336
‎好啦

435
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,389
‎妳在這裡

436
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,851
‎妳來上面躲我朋友嗎？

437
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,937
‎不是，我喜歡妳的朋友

438
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:03,442
‎拜託，自從上次SpaceX發射後
‎我沒看過妳這麼緊張

439
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,819
‎火箭爆炸讓人很難過啊

440
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:10,115
‎那我們兩個就在這裡玩吧？

441
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:19,332
‎什麼？我們在這裡親熱？

442
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,422
‎妳幹嘛管他們有沒有在一起？

443
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,549
‎-因為佐伊沒跟派克斯頓交往？
‎-誰說的？

444
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,678
‎佐伊說了好多次
‎只是方法很怪，還有我說的

445
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,555
‎對，可是妳是誰啊？

446
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,893
‎除了妳是住這間
‎爆笑黃色房子的怪女生以外？

447
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:43,356
‎我是派克斯頓的正牌女友
‎對，我正在跟派克斯頓交往

448
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,274
‎什麼？

449
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,365
‎嗨，婆婆

450
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:57,204
‎阿娜，我不知道妳要來
‎不然會準備點東西

451
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,580
‎不必了

452
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,626
‎我只是過來說妳講的一點都沒錯

453
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,085
‎我不能搬回印度

454
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,631
‎雖然我真的很喜歡回來

455
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,760
‎但是現在沒那麼習慣了

456
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,639
‎妳必須為家人做出最好的決定

457
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,642
‎我每天都會想妳的

458
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:23,063
‎亞拉文在美國，我女兒又太忙

459
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:28,693
‎雖然妳這樣看不出來
‎但我有時還是會寂寞

460
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:33,573
‎雖然我們看到她亂買那些植物
‎就能知道這一點

461
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,993
‎但是娜莉妮知道
‎妮瑪拉一定鼓足勇氣才敢說出口

462
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,249
‎我們搬去美國的那天拍了這張照片

463
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,627
‎媽，別這麼難過

464
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:50,006
‎你會跟你哥哥一樣忘了我
‎加州又搶走我一個兒子了

465
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,258
‎沒關係的啦

466
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,135
‎娜莉妮和我幾年後就會買好萊塢豪宅

467
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,013
‎妳來跟我們住
‎就像《新鮮王子妙事多》影集

468
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,474
‎我的確喜歡卡爾頓跳的舞

469
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,770
‎穆罕，7點了，我們會趕不上飛機的

470
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:15,991
‎媽媽，我愛妳

471
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,367
‎我會光耀門楣的

472
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,331
‎妳不需要住在這裡

473
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,292
‎妳不是有個妹妹住澳洲？

474
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,794
‎聽說那邊是植物愛好者的天堂

475
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:32,465
‎不要，我在這個家把穆罕拉拔長大

476
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,342
‎我想住在他住的地方

477
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:39,180
‎妳說得對，妳是該住在穆罕住的地方

478
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,559
‎喝…

479
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:45,437
‎小班，停下來，聽我解釋

480
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,816
‎派克斯頓，我覺得你應該知道
‎我們的女朋友是同一個人

481
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,901
‎-我才不相信
‎-我可以解釋

482
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,781
‎不過我的解釋會跟小班講的很像

483
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,660
‎嚴格說來，我的確同時跟你們交往

484
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,414
‎什麼？

485
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,333
‎真的很對不起

486
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,460
‎不過其實沒那麼嚴重

487
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:11,880
‎畢竟你們根本就沒注意到，而且…

488
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,843
‎我真的很喜歡你們兩個

489
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,432
‎如果我是男生
‎你們現在會跟我擊掌吧？

490
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,143
‎太扯了

491
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,645
‎我退出

492
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,564
‎派克斯頓…等一下

493
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,530
‎超尷尬的

494
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,825
‎尤其是你，小班
‎不過我們可以繼續玩吧？

495
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,623
‎你好像拿了我的帽子

496
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,958
‎沒錯

497
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,045
‎你也算是壞男生的型吧？

498
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,714
‎我壞透了

499
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:01,846
‎派克斯頓！拜託你回來
‎我不是故意要傷你的心的！

500
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,766
‎妳少臭美了，迪薇
‎妳以為妳傷得了我嗎？

501
00:28:07,727 --> 00:28:09,187
‎別擔心，他沒死

502
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,730
‎死定了！

503
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,148
‎靠！

504
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,901
‎兄弟，我來救你了，一輩子的兄弟！

505
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,363
‎慘了！

506
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,282
‎好痛

507
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,550
‎（語音留言：爸爸）

508
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:42,095
‎喂，是爸爸，我在購物中心要接妳

509
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,139
‎我把車子停在中餐廳前面

510
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,392
‎可是有個警衛很兇，逼我一直繞圈圈

511
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:52,272
‎等等，我看到妳了，我最完美的女兒

512
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,862
‎媽，我在想

513
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,073
‎要不要提早搬回印度？行李別打開

514
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,867
‎我把家具照片都放上網拍了…

515
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,119
‎迪薇，我們不搬回印度了

516
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:11,583
‎可是印度那邊有個人要搬來跟我們住

517
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,751
‎迪薇！

518
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,295
‎奶奶！天啊，妳來了！

519
00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:18,757
‎親愛的孫女，我們一定能天天開心

520
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,761
‎誰想幫我把我醃的泡菜拿出來？

521
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,514
‎這種感覺真好…等一下

522
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,099
‎為什麼象神的神像歪了？

523
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,727
‎妳找朋友過來？說好不能帶朋友的

524
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,188
‎如果我帶了很多朋友過來呢？

525
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,982
‎妳會罰我去念寄宿學校嗎？

526
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,026
‎花錢找別人養妳？

527
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,361
‎不然我幹嘛把妳奶奶帶來？

528
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,155
‎妳要感謝我有時差

529
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,365
‎來吧

530
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,494
‎娜莉妮雖然這次沒罰她

531
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:51,080
‎但是迪薇知道她在學校會更加慘烈

532
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:45,009
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