1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,510 ["More Love" by Sedona playing] 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,180 [phone vibrating] 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,683 [McEnroe] A text from Ben and Paxton? 4 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:19,019 No, people, this is not a dream. 5 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:23,064 Even in Devi's wildest hormone-driven fantasies, 6 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:26,609 she'd never been cocky enough to imagine having two boyfriends… 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,612 -[school bell ringing] -…or smart enough to juggle them. 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,864 [sobbing] 9 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,659 My life is over! 10 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,328 -Yeah, I'll see you later. -Okay. 11 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:42,042 ♪ Did you believe it would last forever? ♪ 12 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,962 ♪ Couldn’t you feel us Running out of time? ♪ 13 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,088 -Hi. -Hi. 14 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:51,134 [quizmaster] The 1823 eponymous foreign policy-- 15 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,969 [both] What is the Monroe Doctrine? 16 00:00:56,514 --> 00:01:00,101 [video game announcer] Three, two, one, go! 17 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,853 -[video game beeping] -[chuckles] 18 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:03,480 [groans] 19 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:06,483 ♪ Even if it takes all night, boy ♪ 20 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,276 ♪ I gotta make you make you mine ♪ 21 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,570 ♪ No use in fighting… ♪ 22 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,448 [McEnroe] I don't usually condone cheating, 23 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:16,034 but this nerd's playing doubles like a pro. 24 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,204 Yeah, you better ice those lips, Devi. 25 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,039 [music continues] 26 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,881 Dude, how's it going with your two paramours? 27 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,758 I can't believe you haven't gotten caught yet. 28 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:35,345 I know! Luckily, they have no academic or social overlap, 29 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,972 except for Facing History, which is a sexual dead zone. 30 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,850 I was actually worried about the statistical improbability 31 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,561 of you getting away with this, so I ran some numbers. 32 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:48,650 The amount of people that pay attention to you is low, like, shockingly low. 33 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,443 Like, you're basically invisible. 34 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,946 Yeah. I get it, Fab. Move along. 35 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,155 And then there's Ben. 36 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:57,367 As you can see, no one care. 37 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,370 Now Paxton is someone people can't take their eyes off of… 38 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:02,413 [laughs quietly] 39 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,124 …except when he is with you. 40 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,002 Hey, this slideshow is very hurtful. 41 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,506 What? No! This is great news. You'll never get caught! 42 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:14,050 If you were Zoe Maytag, you wouldn't stand a chance. 43 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,262 People still talk about the time she ate a banana on her way to third period. 44 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:20,390 I think it's exciting, like a farce-y Molière play! 45 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,518 One lover out the balcony whilst the other comes through the door. 46 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:26,271 I mean, I can't help that I like both of them. 47 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,858 Ben gets my super brainy side, and Paxton gets my mega horny side. 48 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,695 I just have to keep them separated for a few more weeks, and then, boom. 49 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,321 I'm on a 24-hour flight to India. 50 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:38,616 We should throw you a going-away party while your mom's out of town. 51 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,954 Oh yeah! Something classy. We're talking champagne, oysters. 52 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,956 I love this idea. 53 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:48,042 And Kamala's been working at her lab until 3:00 every night, 54 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,086 -so we don't have to worry about her. -Perf. 55 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,963 Let's make it a small adult soiree. 56 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,133 Just me and Oliver, Fab and Eve, and you and, um… 57 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:58,303 Hmm. Which one of your boyfriends seems most soiree approps? 58 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,931 Well, Ben has an appreciation for fancy things, 59 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,726 but Paxton has fake ID and can buy us alcohol. 60 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,519 I'll invite Paxton. 61 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,689 -[typing] -[school bell ringing] 62 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,442 [witty music playing] 63 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,655 Aren't you coming to gym? 64 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,741 Nah. I got some errands to run. 65 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:22,702 Plus, I'm pretty sure PE credits don't transfer to India. 66 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,038 So what am I even exercising for? 67 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,250 [knocking on door] 68 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,172 Devi, what are you doing here? 69 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,882 Hey, Doc. 70 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,675 I just wanted to say I'm sorry 71 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,761 for the way I acted the last time I saw you. 72 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,890 Okay, I… I appreciate that. 73 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,266 Apology accepted. 74 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,853 But this is also a goodbye, because I'm all better now. 75 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,021 So here are some See's. 76 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,357 -Thanks for everything. -Nuh-uh. Sit. 77 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,111 Tell me about India. 78 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,656 Is it my first choice on where to live? 79 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,242 No. That's in Calabasas next to the Kardashians, 80 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,578 but it means a lot to my mom, so I'm going with it. 81 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,499 Which is why I have to cram in all of my American high school dating now. 82 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,793 -That's why I have two boyfriends. -[Dr. Ryan] What? 83 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:15,755 Do both these boys know they're in open relationships? 84 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,257 Don't lie. 85 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,424 [sighs] 86 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,261 Not exactly, but I'm leaving at the end of the semester, 87 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,845 so by the time they figure it out, 88 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,764 I'll have busted out town like Road Runner. 89 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,225 Devi, I worry that the stress of this move 90 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,687 is causing you to make some questionable decisions. 91 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,439 I mean, do you even like both these boys? 92 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,983 I really like them. 93 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:38,653 Ben's smart, and we talk, mostly argue, for hours, 94 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,071 and Paxton's so hot, 95 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,782 he basically counts as a celebrity hall pass, 96 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,909 but also, he's really sweet to his sister. 97 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,161 Then if you care about them, 98 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,372 why would you do something that could hurt them? 99 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:54,752 Real relationships are built on honesty and trust, Devi, 100 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,422 and I know you think you got two boyfriends, 101 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,340 but by those standards, 102 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,926 girl, I think you got zero. 103 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,303 [sighs] 104 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,097 [McEnroe] After a full day of flying, 105 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,057 Nalini was expecting more fanfare 106 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,935 when she showed up to her parents' house in Chennai. 107 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:16,941 Unfortunately, her arrival was given all the celebration of an Amazon package. 108 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,276 -Hi, Amma! -[gasps] 109 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,237 Kannamma! You scared me! 110 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,115 Is today the day you visit? I guess so. 111 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,408 Welcome. 112 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:29,996 -Thank you, Amma. You look so beautiful. -Hmm. 113 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,206 Might be a little too much for condo shopping. 114 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,959 They will definitely raise the prices when they see your jewelry. 115 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,963 Oh, I'm so sorry. We can't go with you. Your father and I are off to a wedding. 116 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:42,300 Wait. Uh, why didn't you just tell me this earlier? 117 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:43,718 I could've come next week. 118 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:47,430 Next week is Diwali, and the week after, we booked a trip to Goa. 119 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,724 I ordered a sleeveless dress to surprise your father. 120 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:52,727 Amma, how is going to a wedding more important than finding a roof 121 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,604 for me and your granddaughter? Thanks, ma. 122 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,439 -[phone vibrating] -[Mom] I love you and Devi, 123 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,524 but I also value my social life. 124 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,485 -It's feminist! -[Nalini] Hmm? 125 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,446 Fine. [sighs] 126 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,824 And I assume you can't help me find a space for my medical practice either. 127 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,994 You still plan to work when you come to India? 128 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:13,623 At your age, maybe it's time to be a little less aspirational. 129 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:14,582 [phone vibrating] 130 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:18,795 Self-care is also feminist. I read that on goop. 131 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,424 -I hope you don't ignore me like that. -Nirmala has been calling me 132 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,301 every five minutes since I landed. 133 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,470 Your mother-in-law is exhausting, 134 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,472 but you should probably have a meal with her. 135 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:33,142 I know, but her stories are so boring, Amma. 136 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,229 There's always one about how she outsmarted some shopkeeper 137 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,647 to get some extra lentils. 138 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,442 What did you say? You want some lentils? Ramya! We'll make you some paruppu. 139 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,112 [sighs] 140 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:49,033 Oliver, what about an adult soiree screams potato skins to you? 141 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,453 But I make them really good though. I'm full MasterChef with my air fryer. 142 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,873 Devi's going-away party is an elegant occasion. 143 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,000 Bouches need to be amused! 144 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,670 You're planning Devi's going-away party? 145 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:01,921 Uh… 146 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,133 Not to pull rank, but as her boyfriend, I should help throw it. 147 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,803 [hesitating] We aren't sure if boys are invited. 148 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,722 I'm going, and I'm bringing my world-famous potato skins, 149 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,890 so come hungry. 150 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,892 All right. Wouldn't miss it. 151 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,145 [gentle music playing] 152 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,484 Uh, Nirmala Mami? 153 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,948 Nalini! So happy to see you! 154 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,826 -Come, come, come! -So nice to see you. 155 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,078 Did you always have this many plants? 156 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,290 Oh, I might have gotten a couple since the last time you were here. 157 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,542 -Come, come. Sit, sit. -[chuckles] Thank you. 158 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,754 -Here, eat something. -Oh, oh, oh. 159 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,465 -Okay. -You are too thin, ma. 160 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,591 Okay. 161 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:48,509 [laughs] 162 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,261 [slurps] 163 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,472 -The paruppu is good, no? -Oh. Mm. 164 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,849 -And to think you almost didn't get any. -Mm. 165 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:57,101 The shopkeeper said he was out of lentils. 166 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,686 I said, "Go look in the back." 167 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:01,230 One minute later, he returns, 168 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:05,067 and in his hand, lentils. [scoffs] 169 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:08,571 Ayyo. Venda, venda, Mami. You really don't have to do that. 170 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,114 -Relax. -[exhales] 171 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,241 [exhales] 172 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,036 It's been a hard year, hasn't it, Nalu? 173 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:16,704 "Nalu." 174 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,457 Mohan used to call me that. [chuckles] 175 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:23,127 [McEnroe] Nalini had forgotten the feeling of someone taking care of her 176 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,504 and how nice it could be. 177 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:28,216 Maybe I can come by tomorrow too. 178 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,427 [exhales] Smallest of hiccups. 179 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,763 I accidentally invited Ben to your party. 180 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,682 You what? But I invited Paxton already. 181 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,226 You need to disinvite him. 182 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,477 That's gonna be tough. 183 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,938 He's already hired David Chang to make appetizers. 184 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,982 Okay, I'll disinvite Paxton. 185 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,693 I bet he has Hot Pocket plans to fall back on anyway. 186 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,196 Yeah. Seems like they know how to make their own fun. 187 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:51,739 [Trent] Hit me in the crotch. 188 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,908 [groans] 189 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:54,825 Yes. 190 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,912 -[Trent] That was awesome! [groans] -[Paxton] Yes. 191 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,038 [exhales] 192 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,583 Hey, did you see me hit Trent in the dick? 193 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,835 For sure. For sure. 194 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,881 So, about Friday. It's gonna be just girls now. 195 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,841 I don't mind eating with just girls. 196 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,885 Kinda happens to me every time I go to the mall. 197 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,221 Like, I'll just look up from my Sbarro pizza… 198 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,390 Bam! Six girls at my table. 199 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:20,643 [chuckles] Right. It's just, maybe we can hang another night. 200 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,686 I'm free tomorrow. 201 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,896 You don't want me at your dinner? 202 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,107 No cap, Devi. You trying to ice out my boy? 203 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,693 -Cancel week of? That's freaking hurtful. -Yeah. 204 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,946 It was Eleanor's stupid idea to make it all girls. 205 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,574 Shame on you, Eleanor! 206 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,118 Whoa, don't be so tough on Eleanor. 207 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,121 Women should support other women. What else did we march for? 208 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,583 Cool, so I'll see you Friday? 209 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,584 Yeah… 210 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,378 [Paxton] Awesome. Let's go, man. See you guys! 211 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,343 Shit, do we just cancel the party? 212 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,972 Did you know that zebras stand in a herd to create an optical illusion 213 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,890 so lions can't pick one out of the pack? 214 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,394 I love interesting facts, but that wasn't interesting enough to cheer me up. 215 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,646 Don't you see? We need more zebras. 216 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,899 If we invite enough people, Ben and Paxton won't notice they're both your dates. 217 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,446 Do you work at the Apple Store? 'Cause you're a frigging Genius! 218 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,198 Cancel David Chang. We're scrapping the adult soiree. 219 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,951 We're throwing a classic, sloppy, teenage rager. 220 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,202 Text everyone you know. 221 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,246 [playful music playing] 222 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,960 [McEnroe] Tonight Devi was throwing her first and only high school party. 223 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,504 And while she had been manifesting this moment 224 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,798 on her vision board for the last two years, 225 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:37,011 she couldn't stop thinking about what Dr. Ryan had said to her earlier. 226 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,846 Guys, am I doing something wrong? 227 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:42,558 Yeah. Those earrings are giving me grandma-back-from-a-cruise vibes. 228 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,979 [sighs] What if Ben and Paxton see me doing something flirty with the other one? 229 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,606 Like spooning at a potter's wheel? 230 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:52,151 Is this too risky? What if they find out about each other? 231 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,612 I don't want that to happen till I'm halfway around the world 232 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,322 and can't be extradited for my crimes. 233 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,033 It's gonna be fine. We just need to separate the boys. 234 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,328 We'll do wine tasting in the living room for Ben 'cause he's fancy, 235 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,331 and flip cup in the garage for Paxton 'cause he loves the garage. 236 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,584 Don't be a Devi Downer. You're gonna be legendary. 237 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,712 You have two boyfriends and are about to throw the sickest rager. 238 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,965 Yeah, you'll go down in the Sherman Oaks Hall of Fame 239 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,677 like that sophomore in the '90s who got Señora Gilbert pregnant! 240 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,847 [McEnroe] Devi did like the sound of becoming a Sherman Oaks God. 241 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,934 Certainly much more than being totally forgotten. 242 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:29,355 All right, let's do this. Let's blow the roof off this mother! 243 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,481 -[both] Yeah! -But… 244 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,692 let's also make sure people pick up after themselves. 245 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,943 -Sure. -Yeah. 246 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,362 [playful music playing] 247 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,998 [Nirmala] Did you see how Vinitha ignored us at the store? 248 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:52,128 She has a real 'tude ever since her nephew got her a stainless-steel fridge. 249 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,338 When Devi and I move here, we can get you one of those. 250 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,424 No, you can't move here. 251 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,385 I thought you liked having me here. 252 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,013 I love having you here, but you are too westernized now. 253 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,057 I'm not too westernized, Mami. 254 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,435 I saw you reach for the seat belt in the car. 255 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,186 It was quite insulting to the driver. 256 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,275 Also, what would Mohan think? 257 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,610 America was Mohan's dream, not mine. 258 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,656 I went because I loved him, and because I liked the idea of no power outages. 259 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,784 Maybe you didn't want it at first, but what about now? 260 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,536 What about your practice? 261 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,580 Mami, I need to move here. 262 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,749 [laughing] I need my family's support. 263 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,334 And are you getting that from them? 264 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,420 [somber music playing] 265 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,006 [crickets chirping] 266 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,674 [soft dance music playing] 267 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,430 Okay, Ben should be here soon. I'll take him to the wine station. 268 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,058 Paxton probably won't be here for a while because cool people are always late. 269 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:49,685 [phone vibrating] 270 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,271 -[Ben reading] -Ben said he just pulled up. 271 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,361 [car pulling up] 272 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,404 [car door opens] 273 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,326 -Paxton's here. -What? 274 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,912 Paxton's also here. 275 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,789 [funky music playing] 276 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:11,999 Oh shit. 277 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,003 -What if one tries to kiss you hello? -What? What do I do? 278 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,172 -Run away! -[Fabiola] We need a diversion. 279 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,675 -How do we turn on the sprinklers? -I don't know! God, I am so-- 280 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,262 What urp? Your boy's ready to get slizzered! 281 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,848 -Come through, robotics team! -[laughs] 282 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,810 [Eric] My mom took us to Chuck E. Cheese to pre-game. 283 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,562 Not gonna lie, a lot of us need to use the restroom. 284 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,105 [indistinct chatter] 285 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,610 Mom, we're safely at the porch. 286 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,654 You can go now! I love you. 287 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,947 [Mom] Behave yourselves. 288 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,907 Okay, studs, this is our moment. 289 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,408 Let's try flirting. 290 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,702 I'm gonna ask a girl about her interests. 291 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,999 That seems like a lot of work. I'm just gonna steal a girl's hat. 292 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,459 Go. 293 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,337 [pop music playing] 294 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,715 Yes! 295 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552 Fab, I never thought I would say this, 296 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,888 but thank you for inviting the entire robotics team to my party. 297 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:09,974 We have a problem. 298 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,518 Paxton and Ben are both at the fancy wine station! 299 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,396 [Devi] Why is Paxton at the wine station? 300 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,899 I guess Trent's dad is a sommelier, so he's doing impromptu tasting. 301 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,860 A lot of people turn their noses up to a blend, 302 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,737 but I find that mixing and matching different grape varietals 303 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,156 can yield some pretty fun surprises. 304 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,908 Devi, come in here! 305 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994 Yeah, Devi, Trent's opening up a Shiraz. 306 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,495 [sighs] 307 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,664 Why'd we think we could pull this off? 308 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,166 Push me down the stairs. I'll go to the hospital and hide. 309 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,878 But what if they both try to ride in the ambulance with you? 310 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,004 Damn it! 311 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,797 Hey, Eleanor, I brought my skins! 312 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,133 Not now, Oliver. We're in a crisis. 313 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,176 Okay. I'll just put them on the table. 314 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,054 All right. Think. Think. 315 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,641 We just need to get one of them out of there. 316 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,103 I heard there's flip cup in the garage. That's cool. You guys wanna play? 317 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,939 Oliver, crisis! Ask someone else. 318 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,819 Hey, Ben, wanna play flip cup with me? 319 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,988 Yeah, man. Sounds good. 320 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,034 [tense music playing] 321 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,039 -[all sigh] -[chuckling] Oh. 322 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,457 [sighs] 323 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,293 Hi, Amma, Appa. 324 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:24,465 Nalini! Come, join us. This is Gokul, the groom's grandfather. 325 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,549 Namaskaram, mama. 326 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,510 [Nalini chuckles] 327 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,139 And he's also a widower. Can you believe it? 328 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,725 Yes, I can, due to his age. 329 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,394 The two of you have so much in common. 330 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,980 You both love peace. 331 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,650 Oru nimisham, mama. Amma, inga vamma. 332 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,735 -Excuse me. [chuckles] -[Nalini chuckles] 333 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,740 [softly] What is happening? Are you trying to set me up with a skeleton? 334 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,618 The women at the nursing home chase him like he's one of the Beatles! 335 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,244 You shouldn't be setting me up. 336 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,330 It hasn't even been a year since Mohan died. 337 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,999 You know how hard it is to be a single mother? 338 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,793 Why not let Gokul help you? 339 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,338 First of all, Gokul will not be helpful because he is currently asleep. 340 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,340 Or dead. 341 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,467 [snaps fingers] 342 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:13,722 [scoffs] 343 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,809 Secondly, Amma, won't you be helping me? 344 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,477 Yes, of course. 345 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,895 I mean, time permitting. 346 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,856 But when we are available, count us in. 347 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,275 Come. Now, let's go wake up Gokul. 348 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,154 He was telling a story about dancing with Elizabeth Windsor before she became queen. 349 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,827 [McEnroe] As Nalini watched her mother gently slap Gokul awake, 350 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,413 it occurred to her that Nirmala might be right. 351 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,915 The support system she was uprooting her life for 352 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,627 was, in fact, not in India, but in her imagination. 353 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,129 [dance music playing] 354 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,171 Yoink! 355 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,385 So you're drinking during swimming season? 356 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,847 Oh. No, I just took a sip so Trent would shut up about the bouquet. 357 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,849 -[laughs] -I gotta be fresh for tomorrow. 358 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,892 I've a scout from Stanford coming to watch me swim. 359 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,270 Whoa, you might go to Stanford? 360 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,896 It's not my first choice. 361 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,275 I kinda want to go to ASU, but I guess the swimming is better at Stanford, 362 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,569 so maybe I'll just, like, go there. 363 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,239 I have never heard anyone talk about Stanford this way. 364 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,782 [McEnroe] I went to Stanford, 365 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,744 and this kid's not showing enough respect for the Tree! 366 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,039 So, would you maybe want to come cheer me on tomorrow 367 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,540 at my swim meet? 368 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,376 I'd love to look up and see you when I climb out of the pool. 369 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,880 And I'd also love to see you climb out of that pool. 370 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,548 [phone vibrating] 371 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,928 [Ben reading] 372 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,431 Hey, why don't I get you a drink? 373 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,391 A non-alcoholic drink. Be right back. 374 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,350 [chuckling] Okay. 375 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,436 [dance music playing] 376 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358 Yo, I'm bummed. I'm gonna go on the roof. 377 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,323 Hey, babe. 378 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:55,991 Sorry we're late. 379 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,703 Guess what? Sasha got us tickets to King Princess next month. 380 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,581 -You'll come, right? -Sure. Is that a play? 381 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,376 Are you for real? You've never heard of King Princess? 382 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,963 She's a singer and the most unproblematic celesbian. 383 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,757 Right! 384 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,593 So, where can we get a drink? 385 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,803 Kitchen! 386 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,222 Chatty as ever, Fabiola. 387 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,557 [dance music continues] 388 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,689 Oh my God, Fabiola. Malcolm Stone's here. 389 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527 Oh yeah. 390 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,947 He went to elementary school with us, before he got on some Disney Channel show. 391 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,741 Yeah, he was the star of The Stretched Out World of Kyle French. 392 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,203 You know, the show where the kid and his dad drive a magical limo? 393 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,413 God, he's sexy. 394 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,331 Ugh! 395 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,626 I'm not dressed for networking, and Eric stole my hat. 396 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,962 If I'm gonna talk to him, I need more vodka. 397 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,505 [indistinct chatter] 398 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,882 All right, I'm here. Let's flip some cups! 399 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,634 All right, you guys are going down. 400 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,054 We've got the first chair harp player. Okay? Her finger dexterity is on point! 401 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,683 And Ben went to Space Camp, so he knows all about gravity. 402 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,352 Yeah, none of those things help you with the beer part. 403 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,396 -Yoink! -What the hell! 404 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,689 My zebra buckie. 405 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,358 Three, two, one. 406 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,276 Begin! 407 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444 -Go! Oliver! -Go, go, go, go! 408 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,863 -Go, Oliver! -Any day now. 409 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,157 -God! Come on! -The foam is tickling my nose. 410 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,533 Just drink it! 411 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,243 -[Ben] Flip, flip! -Whoo! 412 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,786 Go, go, go! Flip! Flip, flip! 413 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,247 -Aw, do it a little more. Oh! Yes! -[Devi] Yes! 414 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,583 Okay, Ben, come on, come on. Any faster? 415 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,750 -Mm! -[Devi] Come on! 416 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,878 -[Ben] Yeah! -Whoo! 417 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,504 -[phone vibrating] -Come on. 418 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,964 [Paxton reading] 419 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,257 You got it. Yup. 420 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,259 -[Devi] Whoo! -Yeah, nice! 421 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,845 Be right back! Go team! USA! 422 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,264 -[Jonah] I'm so disappointed. -[Marcus] I know. 423 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,600 ["Daydream" by Ava Luna playing] 424 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,186 [girl] Hey, where did that kid go with my beanie? 425 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,189 ♪ Oh ♪ 426 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,191 Now we wait. 427 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,989 ♪ Ooh ♪ 428 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034 ♪ Ah, wasn't enough connection ♪ 429 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,119 ♪ But I love texture ♪ 430 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580 [Malcolm] Oh God. 431 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,251 Oh my God, guys, it was… Pfft! 432 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,423 Genuinely, it was like no big deal, but like I had the best time at the Mouse. 433 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,426 Miley actually gave me the best advice for how to stay grounded. 434 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,762 Rule number one, don't name-drop. 435 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,264 Demi Lovato said the same thing. 436 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,350 [slow pop song playing] 437 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,729 And you know how I feel about the farm-core gays. 438 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,273 Neutral? I'm wrong, aren't I? 439 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,490 Hey, how's it all going? 440 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,577 Good! Just crushed flip cup with Ben, grabbing some water for Paxton. 441 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,997 I think I'm low-key pulling this off. I just have to stay moving like a shark. 442 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,749 Hey, do we have any hard ciders? 443 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,253 GQ says that it's the go-to beverage for the international business set. 444 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,963 What are you doing on this side? 445 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,547 Wait, am I not allowed to be? 446 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,802 Is this girl talk? Is one of you gonna start crying about female friendship? 447 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,845 -[laughs] -I'll be in the living room. 448 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,057 No! Don't go to the living room. Go to my bedroom. 449 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,309 That way, uh… 450 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,812 we can be all alone. 451 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,105 Yeah? 452 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,066 Sounds good. I'll see you up there. 453 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,445 See? Legendary save. 454 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,532 That kid who knocked up Señora Gilbert has nothing on me. 455 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,579 [slow dance music playing] 456 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,255 [tense music playing] 457 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,634 [Eleanor reading] 458 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,261 [phones vibrating] 459 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:45,846 Huh? 460 00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:49,016 [Eleanor reading] 461 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,610 Uh, hey. What are you doing here? 462 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,571 I was looking for Devi. 463 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,074 Oh. Cool. I… I think she's headed up here. 464 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,159 Oh. Cool. 465 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,828 Why are you looking for Devi? 466 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,289 Just because. 467 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:16,543 [McEnroe] Wow, thank God this Zoomer doesn't know how to express himself. 468 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,713 [Shira] Is it true you're, like, with Paxton now? 469 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,090 What? I don't even know what you're talking about. 470 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,800 Oh my God, she definitely is. 471 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,053 -You deserve it. You're so pretty. -[Zoe giggles] 472 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,305 Excuse me. Did you say you're dating Paxton? 473 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,724 [typing] 474 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,767 Eleanor. 475 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,185 Right? 476 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,102 Yeah. 477 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,271 I'm Malcolm. Heard you're the lead in Menagerie. 478 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,941 You know, my TV show recently ended, so I'm back at normal school. 479 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,069 I guess my Adam's apple became too pronounced 480 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,779 to keep playing a fourth grader. 481 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,449 Would you, uh, maybe want to show a fellow actor around? Hmm? 482 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,619 -Uh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Come on! -Yeah? Yeah. 483 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,745 Of course you would. 484 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,456 But you're not dating Paxton, right? 485 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,667 -Who, me? No. -[all giggle] 486 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,253 That makes it sound like you are dating, but you're not. 487 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,881 So just say it normal, without the straw in your mouth. 488 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,132 [slurping] 489 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,720 Oh! You guys need to leave this room! 490 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,264 -What? Why? -Yeah. 491 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,350 [scoffs] 492 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,270 -I'm about to hook up in here. -My sweet, you found me. 493 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,313 -Oh! -[Paxton] Agh! 494 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,273 Wait, I didn't steal your hat. 495 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,025 Why are you in here? 496 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,861 I'm flirting. You of all people should recognize that. 497 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,363 Oh. 498 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,157 This is weird. I'm gonna go back downstairs. 499 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,910 Yeah, I'm gonna… roll. 500 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,414 Thanks, guys. Phew! 501 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:36,998 Well? 502 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,167 Eric, give those hats back. 503 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,336 All right. 504 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,131 [sighs] 505 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,259 ["Art School" by Frankie Cosmos playing] 506 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:51,388 ♪ Real school makes you wanna get high ♪ 507 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,389 There you are. 508 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,851 Are you hiding up here from my friends? 509 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,937 No. I like your friends. 510 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,355 Come on, Fab. 511 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,442 I haven't seen you this nervous since the last SpaceX launch. 512 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,819 [sighs] It's really upsetting when they explode. 513 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,115 Well, why don't we just hang out in here, you and me? 514 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,372 Wait. 515 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,332 I am hooking up in here? 516 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:20,584 [music continues] 517 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,378 ♪ This is the diagnosis… ♪ 518 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,422 Why do you care if Zoe's with Paxton? 519 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,549 -Because Zoe's not dating Paxton? -Says who? 520 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,678 Says Zoe, multiple times, just in a weird way. And also me. 521 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,555 Yeah, but like, who are you even 522 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,893 aside from like this strange girl that lives in this hilare yellow house? 523 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,060 [all laugh] 524 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,104 -Paxton's legit girlfriend. -[laughter stops] 525 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,273 Yeah. I'm dating Paxton. 526 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,191 What? 527 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,817 [tense music playing] 528 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,407 Hi, Nirmala Mami. 529 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:57,204 Oh, I didn't know you were coming, Nalu. I would've made something. 530 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,580 No need, no need. 531 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,626 I just stopped by to tell you that you're right. 532 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,085 I can't move back to India. 533 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,631 While I really loved my visit… 534 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,760 it just doesn't fit like it used to. 535 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,639 You must do what is the best for your family. 536 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,433 I will miss seeing you every day. 537 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,604 Aravind is in US. My daughter is too busy. 538 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,732 You wouldn't know it by looking at me, 539 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,693 but sometimes I'm a little lonely. 540 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,029 [McEnroe] While we all came to this conclusion 541 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,657 after we saw her insane plant collection, 542 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,993 Nalini knew it took a lot for Nirmala to admit this. 543 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,787 Mm. 544 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,249 We took this the day we moved to America. 545 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,627 Don't be so sad, Ma. 546 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,837 You will forget me just like your brother. 547 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,006 California has taken another son from me. 548 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,258 It'll be okay. 549 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,135 In a few years, Nalini and I will have a Hollywood mansion. 550 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,013 You'll come stay with us, just like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 551 00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:00,141 -I do like the way Carlton dances. -[both laugh] 552 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,687 Mohan, it's… it's already 7:00. We can't be late for the flight. 553 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,813 [mouthing] Okay. 554 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,941 [bittersweet music playing] 555 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,991 [sighs] I love you, Amma. 556 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,367 I'll make you proud. 557 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,331 You don't have to live here, you know? 558 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,333 Don't you have a sister in Australia? 559 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,794 I hear it's a plant lover's paradise over there. 560 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,130 No. [breathes deeply] 561 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,424 This is the home where I raised Mohan. 562 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:34,342 I want to live where he lived. 563 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:39,097 You're right. You should live where Mohan lived. 564 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,559 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 565 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:45,437 -Yeah! Whoo! -Ben, stop. Just let me explain. 566 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,771 Hey, Paxton. 567 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,816 You should know we're dating the same person. 568 00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,901 -I don't think so, man. -I can explain. 569 00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,781 But the explanation might sound a lot like what Ben said. 570 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,660 Technically, yeah, I'm dating both of you. 571 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:02,704 [sighs] 572 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,414 What? 573 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,416 I'm really sorry, 574 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,501 but it's not as bad as it sounds. 575 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:11,880 I mean, you guys didn't even notice, and… 576 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,843 I just… like you both so much. 577 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,849 And if I were a guy, you'd be high-fiving me right now? 578 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,478 This is insane. I'm out. 579 00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,564 Paxton! Paxton, wait. 580 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,653 [exhales] 581 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,489 That was embarrassing. 582 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:40,825 Mostly for you, Ben. But hey, we can keep partying right? 583 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,452 -[all murmuring] -[girl] Yeah, right? 584 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,623 I think you have my hat. 585 00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,958 Oh. That I do. [chuckles] 586 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,045 You're kind of a bad boy, huh? 587 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,714 I'm terrible. 588 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,343 Paxton! 589 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,846 Paxton, please come back. I swear I didn't mean to hurt you! 590 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,766 Get over yourself, Devi, as if you could hurt me. 591 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,559 -[grunts] -[Devi screams] 592 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,187 -[groaning] -[McEnroe] Don't worry, he's not dead. 593 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,730 Damn! 594 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,148 Oh shit! 595 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,901 I'm coming for you, bro. Blood brothers for life! 596 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,739 -No! No! Aah! Aah! -[body hits the ground] 597 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,282 [groaning] That hurt. 598 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,201 -[brakes screeching] -[thudding] 599 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,119 [body thuds] 600 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,204 [somber music playing] 601 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:42,095 [on voicemail] Hi, it's Dad. I'm here at the mall to pick you up. 602 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,139 I'm parked in front of P.F. Chang's, 603 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,308 but a brute security guard is making me circle around. 604 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:52,272 Uh, oh, wait, I see you. Ah, there's my perfect girl. 605 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,191 [groaning] 606 00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:58,862 Mom, I was thinking. 607 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,031 What if we move to India earlier? Don't unpack your bags. 608 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,867 I already put pictures of our furniture 609 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,119 -on Craigslist-- -Devi, we're not moving to India. 610 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,078 Huh? 611 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:11,583 But a little bit of India is moving in with us. 612 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,751 Devi! 613 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,336 Pati! Oh my God, you're here! 614 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,757 Darling granddaughter. We shall have so much fun. 615 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,761 Now, who wants to help me unpack my homemade pickles? 616 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,514 Oh, it's so nice to be-- Hold on. 617 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,099 Why is the Ganesh statue askew? 618 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,810 Did you have a friend over? I thought we said no friends. 619 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,229 What if I said I had multiple friends over? 620 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,982 Would you punish me by sending me off to a boarding school? 621 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,026 And pay for someone else to raise you? 622 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,278 Why do you think I brought your grandmother then? 623 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,155 You're lucky I'm jet-lagged. 624 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,365 Va, ma. 625 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,577 [McEnroe] While Nalini may have spared her from one punishment, 626 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,080 Devi knew there was much worse waiting for her at school. 627 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:54,334 ["Terrible Light" by Young Echoes feat. Leanne Hoffman playing] 628 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:13,686 ♪ And you said What's the worst that can happen? ♪ 629 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,193 ♪ Come on ♪ 630 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:24,739 ♪ Last night I dreamed of a terrible light ♪ 631 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:33,957 ♪ Last night I dreamed of a terrible light ♪ 632 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,008 [man] Go to bed.