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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎迪薇不敢相信眼前的景象

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‎她剛決定要喜歡才新交的朋友

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‎竟然跟可惡的班葛羅斯打情罵俏

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‎對不起喔！

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‎鉛筆遊戲？

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‎要不要直接在實驗桌上做起來？

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‎阿妮莎前幾天晚上
‎不是還教訓小班嗎？

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‎迪薇仔細回想他們那天的互動
‎才發現跟回憶中不太一樣

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‎妳是新生，所以我好心跟妳說
‎妳旁邊這個人超難聊的

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‎對啊，你這把年紀還去兒童理髮廳

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‎我才不要聽你的交友建言呢

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‎乖乖隆地咚！他們根本就看對眼了

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‎那是碧昂絲的招牌甩頭動作嗎？
‎迪薇怎麼會這麼盲目？

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‎對

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‎好，各位情報員

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‎趕快戴起間諜眼鏡

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‎因為今天要學化學鍵

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‎共價鍵

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‎休想，帕洛馬老師
‎因為這個鍵結被打破了

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‎劇名：……毀掉別人的人生

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‎然後她做了誇張的碧昂絲甩頭動作

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‎而且還沒有頭皮屑掉滿地！

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‎迪薇，妳拿筆的姿勢又跟拿刀一樣了

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‎對喔，抱歉

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‎只是她不懂女人的江湖道義嗎？

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‎別勾引朋友的前男友！

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‎妳有跟她說他是前男友嗎？

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‎沒，但她應該感覺得到

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‎一看就知道氣氛不對

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‎所以妳還是喜歡小班

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‎我一開始就該選小班的！他超級用心

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‎醫生，我太貪心了

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‎現在我滿手都是斷交後的斑斑血跡

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‎拜託，迪薇

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‎還好妳回來找我

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‎但是我的療程鐘點費要加一半

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‎我知道我真的害了小班

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‎但我還是覺得有復合的希望

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‎妳不是說他絕對不會原諒妳？

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‎對，可是我們早就習慣痛恨對方了

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‎而且我們也逆轉過

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‎可是阿妮莎繼續抓他的鉛筆就沒輒了

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‎妳在講雙關語嗎？我可不想知道

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‎迪薇，不管妳跟小班發生過什麼

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‎我都覺得妳必須學會應對壓力

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‎也許可以學點技巧，幫妳避免…

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‎失控挫屎？好吧…

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‎妳建議怎樣？打坐？點蠟燭？

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‎妳能開大麻給我嗎？

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‎還是要找真的醫師才行？

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‎講話小心點

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‎好，我建議用更簡單的方式

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‎像是當妳感到一股怒氣要爆發時

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‎先暫停、深呼吸，聽點輕柔的音樂

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‎或是任何能讓妳冷靜的東西

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‎我覺得大麻比較有用

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‎休想

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‎好啦，我試試看

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‎萊恩醫生有點自以為是

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‎但她也許有點道理

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‎也許她真的可以

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‎用成熟、理性的方式面對壓力…

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‎妹子，妳好

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‎哇，妳還好吧？

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‎妳最好在乎啦，阿妮莎！

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‎不行這樣，馬克安諾壞壞！

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‎對！我沒事

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‎我只是想起有一篇文章

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‎說人類睡覺時至少吞下20隻蜘蛛

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‎這個流言早就被破解了

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‎說到吞東西…

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‎我沒有性暗示
‎聽我講“完”！別聽成睪丸的丸

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‎我媽做了招牌巧克力軟糕

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‎這樣有性暗示嗎？

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‎可惡！迪薇本來也要講同一個笑話

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‎只是她的比較囉唆，也沒那麼好笑

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‎妳媽幹嘛做巧克力蛋糕？什麼場合？

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‎她要做給夏娃吃
‎可是夏娃吃素，而且要無麩質

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‎她覺得巧克力廠要讓美國整個公司化

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‎我媽根本就不瞭解她

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‎妳有向家人介紹她嗎？

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‎不行，開什麼玩笑？夏娃不能見我媽

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‎為什麼？我以為妳媽超支持妳交女友

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‎對，太支持了

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‎雖然她很努力站在我這邊
‎但卻老是講錯話

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‎她昨天問我要不要剪很怪的女同志頭

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‎喔，猛

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‎對，那就不好了

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‎至少妳可以談戀愛

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‎我媽在《小姐與流氓》接吻那一幕
‎還把我的眼睛蓋起來

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‎免得我春心蕩漾

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‎不過妳好像開始春心蕩漾了，阿妮莎

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‎我們都知道妳想跟誰吃義大利麵

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‎拜託，吃相別那麼優雅了！

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‎迪薇，妳在這裡，我有話要跟妳說

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‎我注意到

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‎妳有好幾個禮拜沒上體育課

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‎對，聽說印度高中不會承認我的學分

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‎所以我想：“何必呢？”

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‎既然妳沒有要搬去印度了
‎這個學分就很重要

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‎我知道了，所以我的成績多少？
‎B嗎？還是B+？

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‎妳會被當掉

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‎好，妳別緊張

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‎諾伯教練同意幫妳加分，但妳要參加

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‎我辦的慈善越野24小時接力賽

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‎不能讓我寫田徑運動的歷史報告嗎？

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‎不行，沒人會想看

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‎妳去找人組隊，而且自己下場跑

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‎我有很奇怪的要求

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‎我們願意參加，我們都聽到了

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‎妳根本沒走多遠

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‎-我也會問夏娃意願！
‎-好，我傳訊給艾莉諾

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‎她不行啦，她要
‎多排演幾次《玻璃動物園》

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‎靠，我們還有什麼朋友？
‎要問學校餐廳的小姐嗎？

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‎我去找幾個機器人社團的人

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‎等一下…

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‎艾瑞克！你要跟我們
‎一起參加24小時接力嗎？

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‎當然要！

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‎我跟我真正的人類女朋友會去

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‎好！所以有我、夏娃
‎艾瑞克和羅莎莉亞

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‎迪薇、阿妮莎，還要邀誰？

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‎小班怎麼樣？

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‎炸彈引爆了

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‎前幾天跟他玩得挺開心的啊

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‎對啊，沒錯

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‎那妳一定要傳訊息給他

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‎現在抱歉，我要失陪，過去那裡了

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‎迪薇現在幾乎滿腔怒火

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‎這時她想起萊恩醫生的建議

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‎所以決定聽一下能讓她冷靜的聲音

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‎（語音留言：爸爸）

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‎喂，是爸爸，我在購物中心要接妳

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‎我把車子停在中餐廳前面

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‎可是有個警衛很兇，逼我一直繞圈圈

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‎等等，我看到妳了，我最完美的女兒

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‎我不想參加什麼鬼邪教，謝謝再聯絡

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‎不對，請別擔心！

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‎我們是卡梅拉的實驗室同事
‎我叫埃文，他叫賽特西

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‎我們來接她去電玩大展會場

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‎是喔，好

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‎你們在這裡等一下

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‎如果可以的話，請脫鞋

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‎不好意思，沒辦法
‎我的鞋子跟褲子一體成形

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‎我的鞋子跟褲子分離
‎但我脫鞋的話，妳保證後悔

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‎好，就這樣吧，是
‎卡梅拉，妳朋友來了！

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‎其實我們是她的老闆，謝謝

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‎這間房子要多少錢？

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‎我靠！

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‎妳幹嘛打扮成火星來的性感空服員？

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‎我必須穿成這樣才能受同事尊敬

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‎我找了很久
‎這是穿著最不暴露的女性角色

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‎我們要趕快走了，幸會

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‎我很喜歡聽妳們講母語

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‎真是非常美麗的語言

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‎願魔角祝福妳們

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‎賽特西，開門

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‎-門沒關
‎-我看得到

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‎超級丟臉的

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‎我知道

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‎（粒線體）

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‎好，線粒體

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‎粒線體啦

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‎好

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‎等於細胞的發電廠

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‎能把營養素轉換成化學能

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‎帥哥，你答對了！

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‎讚啦！我打敗科學了！

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‎-妳剛才有聞我味道嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎好吧

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‎我們複習的成果不錯，該休息了吧？

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‎派克斯頓，這是第一張字卡

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‎還有99個名詞要念，下週一就要考了

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‎靠！唸書老是要週而復始

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‎為什麼不能像游泳？

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‎你的鉛筆掉了

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‎謝謝

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‎其實啊

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‎學點比較難的東西對你有好處

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‎-天啊
‎-走開！

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‎哇…他們是誰啊？

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‎自己一個人就不會做事的
‎雙打組合布萊恩兄弟？

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‎迪薇，小班跟我要去接力場地幫忙

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‎妳看誰有“志工”的免費識別證？

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‎老娘我啦！

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‎好棒！我以前有參加女童軍團
‎家裡超多識別證

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‎好棒

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‎阿妮莎，走吧！

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‎先去搶位子
‎免得得在流動廁所旁紮營

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‎好，等一下見囉

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‎她這麼高興幹嘛？
‎誰想跑24小時接力賽啊？

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‎我啊，超好玩的！

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‎不然大家幹嘛說這活動叫
‎“69式三人行”

194
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,186
‎-什麼？
‎-大家都去那裡親熱的

195
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,731
‎要不是整個週末都要苦讀，我一定去

196
00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,902
‎關於那件事，我也得去

197
00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,822
‎不是去親熱！是免得體育被當掉

198
00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:36,325
‎什麼？沒有妳，叫我怎麼念這些？

199
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,536
‎最難的字卡製作粗活都好了

200
00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:41,539
‎你只要在這三天一直複習就好

201
00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:42,456
‎超好玩的

202
00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:47,003
‎（雪曼橡樹高中24小時接力賽）

203
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:51,924
‎嗨！因為我媽是導護老師的頭
‎所以堅持要做隊服

204
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,927
‎“茱蒂飛速特隊”

205
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,470
‎哇，妳真的沒開玩笑

206
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,223
‎哇！妳決定介紹夏娃給她認識了？

207
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,225
‎沒有，為什麼這麼說？

208
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,895
‎可惡，我忘了她們都會來！

209
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,440
‎她們好像不認得對方

210
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:10,109
‎還好妳不用社交網站，這下得救了

211
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,612
‎現在我得在24小時期間分開她們

212
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,489
‎別擔心，大家都在忙自己的事

213
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,784
‎一定會忘記注意其他人在做什麼

214
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,204
‎例如小班和阿妮莎是怎麼回事？

215
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,539
‎他們好像很和得來

216
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,208
‎妳不必擔心啦

217
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,377
‎小班跟阿妮莎完全不配

218
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,339
‎好嗎？她不會這麼作賤自己

219
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,007
‎別見怪

220
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,176
‎也是，妳可能是對的

221
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:39,055
‎而且這是空地，四周都是家長和老師

222
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,806
‎他們要去哪裡打砲？

223
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,977
‎歡迎光臨射精營！報名就能愛愛

224
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:48,147
‎除非你是老師，那麼這就是K書中心

225
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,274
‎川特，這是幹嘛？

226
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,777
‎這是合意性交的安全場所

227
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,572
‎是我對比利懷德《公寓春光》
‎經典片的現代致敬版

228
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,366
‎我今年有改善裝潢

229
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,535
‎很舒適吧？

230
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,705
‎我哥被踢出樂團時偷了那塊隔音棉

231
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,708
‎所以在裡面叫得多大聲都行

232
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,086
‎哇靠！派克斯頓講得真對

233
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,714
‎這個無聊慈善活動真的是雜交晚會？

234
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,842
‎我的小可頌，妳覺得呢？

235
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,053
‎要報名來場情色冒險嗎？

236
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:23,099
‎好啊！我背包裡有生蠔，可以助興

237
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,518
‎這是報名表？

238
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,021
‎妳想要自己來嗎？太猛了

239
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,399
‎迪薇想的果然沒錯

240
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,610
‎這個地方比奧運選手村還淫亂

241
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,280
‎而且班葛羅斯訂了晚上9點黃金時段

242
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,743
‎你不必當優等生都知道他會攜哪個伴

243
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,288
‎喂，是爸爸，我在購物中心要接妳

244
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,540
‎我把車子停在…

245
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,210
‎歡迎參加24小時接力賽

246
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,003
‎大家都知道規則

247
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,255
‎24小時內

248
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:58,968
‎每隊都要有一人跑一圈1.6公里

249
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,469
‎各就各位！

250
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:07,017
‎真可惜，我們在同一隊
‎要不然我一定讓你輸得慘兮兮

251
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,353
‎親愛的，謝謝妳這樣想

252
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,897
‎但是我的粗壯小腿可不同意

253
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,107
‎砰

254
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,902
‎可惡！他們在吐槽對方
‎以前這是迪薇和小班的專利

255
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,948
‎阿妮莎還要模仿什麼？
‎假裝搥他手臂嗎？

256
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,951
‎王八蛋！

257
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,329
‎預備！夏皮羅老師，請宣布起跑

258
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:32,251
‎由於我是和平主義者
‎所以不會鳴槍起跑

259
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:38,716
‎而是改用秘魯排笛
‎吹出代表和平的三個音符

260
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,682
‎這表示可以跑了

261
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,394
‎小班和阿妮莎兩人黏到讓人很不舒服

262
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,522
‎迪薇必須趕快回來，以免夜長夢多

263
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,358
‎所以她在這1.6公里必須拼了老命

264
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,194
‎（11分鐘後）

265
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,865
‎好，也許迪薇不是世界級的運動員

266
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,284
‎說到世界級的運動員

267
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:08,370
‎參加接力賽還拼命化妝真是詭異

268
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,208
‎天啊，阿迪，妳是沒運動過喔？

269
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,460
‎沒有刻意運動過

270
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,380
‎我大概因為慢跑得了盲腸炎！

271
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,634
‎醫務兵！

272
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,261
‎妳是抽筋了啦，拿去

273
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,599
‎我示範一下我爸的健身好友
‎巨石教他的方法

274
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,476
‎巨石強森啦

275
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,774
‎好

276
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,820
‎“克氏循環”

277
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,865
‎克氏的循環？

278
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:47,910
‎差得遠了

279
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:52,873
‎好

280
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,294
‎克氏循環，我這輩子哪時候
‎會需要知道克氏循環啊？

281
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,796
‎有夠白痴！

282
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,174
‎好了

283
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887
‎克氏循環

284
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:50,681
‎靠

285
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,561
‎科學真白痴！

286
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,856
‎我以為跟游泳相反

287
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,400
‎跑步30分鐘前儘量吃

288
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,861
‎完全錯誤

289
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,322
‎抽筋好了嗎？

290
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,198
‎應該吧

291
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,703
‎幹嘛對我這麼好？

292
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,750
‎這是慈善活動，妳畢竟是慈善個案

293
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,336
‎吐槽我

294
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,964
‎你們覺得每圈距離太短嗎？
‎我心跳都還沒加速

295
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,884
‎阿妮莎，去玩沙包吧

296
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,677
‎儘量別死喔

297
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,305
‎小班看起來是沒那麼氣她了

298
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:36,143
‎但是澆熄不了他跟阿妮莎之間的火花

299
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,062
‎拜託，你看看他們！

300
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,980
‎他們用同一支護唇膏耶

301
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:44,234
‎這就等於高中生版的喝白蘭地助“性”

302
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,779
‎深呼吸和語音留言都去死吧！

303
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,657
‎迪薇該讓這兩隻愛情鳥

304
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,575
‎變成瀕臨絕種動物了

305
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,619
‎好耶！

306
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:58,707
‎哇，我從來沒在20分鐘內
‎解完星期六的謎題！

307
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,960
‎妳怎麼懂這麼多怪知識？

308
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,004
‎我花很多時間編輯維基百科

309
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,718
‎嘿，妳想到比較隱密的地方嗎？

310
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,929
‎例如四下無人的樹林裡？

311
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,057
‎聽起來很浪漫，但又有點恐怖

312
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,892
‎太好了！我們去樹林吧

313
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,566
‎迪薇下定決心要拆散小班和阿妮莎

314
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,568
‎誰也別想阻止她…

315
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,903
‎-嘿
‎-派克斯頓？

316
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,197
‎你怎麼來了？你應該用功的

317
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:35,703
‎本來有，但是唸書好無聊
‎沒有妳更無聊

318
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:39,748
‎可惡，這個猛男剛剛說
‎他喜歡跟她在一起？

319
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:44,003
‎因為妳教得很有趣，好像兒童節目

320
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,756
‎好，不能因為這種互動就期待過高

321
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,759
‎別忘了，他說你們兩個在一起很怪

322
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,429
‎而且妳還是欠我一份情

323
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,223
‎如果我上不了大學，妳一定會內疚

324
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,143
‎對啊，我一定會幫你

325
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,353
‎但是我要趕快處理一件事

326
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,980
‎-馬上回來
‎-好

327
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,277
‎嗨，小班，好像該你跑了

328
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,946
‎真的？我以為我在羅莎莉亞後面

329
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,867
‎小班說得沒錯
‎我發明了口訣方便記住順序

330
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,160
‎迪阿羅班夏艾法

331
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,871
‎“迪阿羅他們班夏天愛法國”
‎好記吧？

332
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,874
‎不好記，你的口訣超遜的，艾瑞克

333
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:25,169
‎因為小班在夏娃後面
‎她快跑完自己那圈了，好嗎？

334
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:29,631
‎不好！妳不可以這樣對我講話
‎我現在有女朋友了

335
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,884
‎沒關係，我跑

336
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,511
‎反正我沒練腿，結果讓訓練師生氣了

337
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,146
‎不行！好

338
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,356
‎換妳

339
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,250
‎又輪到我？妳確定？

340
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:06,794
‎對

341
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,719
‎真的太…

342
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,563
‎我不喜歡這樣

343
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,773
‎我瞭解

344
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,027
‎給你

345
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,363
‎先馳得點

346
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,407
‎我雖然沒看過比迪薇還遜的跑者

347
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,869
‎但她絕對是電燈泡界的短跑世界冠軍

348
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,705
‎這兩人絕對趕不上晚上9點的

349
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,707
‎川特帳棚溫存之旅

350
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,708
‎迪薇！

351
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,086
‎老師別擔心，我去跑

352
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,007
‎什麼？迪薇！

353
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,301
‎有打到你老二嗎？

354
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,261
‎沒有

355
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:00,973
‎好，想嗨嗎？我有大麻食品

356
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,351
‎好

357
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:07,563
‎迪薇得到凱旋而歸的資格
‎這是她有史以來第一次

358
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,982
‎喜歡運動的感覺

359
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,986
‎微風吹拂她的秀髮
‎腳踩嘎吱作響的柔軟樹葉

360
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,613
‎小班和阿妮莎走向川特的帳棚了！

361
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,992
‎什麼？怎麼會？青少年真的好色

362
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:20,951
‎（晚上8點53分）

363
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,745
‎跑的時候不准停！就是妳，迪薇

364
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,956
‎只剩七分鐘可以阻止他們

365
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:30,544
‎這絕對是迪薇威舍庫瑪一生中
‎跑得最快的1.6公里

366
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:33,964
‎我錯了

367
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:35,799
‎什麼？

368
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,600
‎好，所以她非作弊不可

369
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:50,981
‎靠！

370
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,608
‎有沒有搞錯？

371
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:04,953
‎要喝水嗎？

372
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,581
‎可惡！

373
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,459
‎我要手機

374
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,672
‎我的手機呢？

375
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,093
‎你有看到我的手機嗎？

376
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:24,681
‎嘿！妳是阿妮莎吧？
‎妳整天都能在六分鐘內跑1.6公里

377
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,808
‎想參加越野跑步校隊嗎？

378
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,102
‎錯了，妳種族歧視！我不是阿妮莎！

379
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,021
‎我跑不快，我也不酷

380
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,441
‎我連一塊巧克力蛋糕都不吃
‎因為我有厭食症！好嗎？

381
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,571
‎迪薇，我不想阻止妳精神崩潰…

382
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,908
‎對了，妳崩潰起來超讚的
‎臉上的刮傷更是爆笑

383
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:46,578
‎可是妳剛剛說阿妮莎有厭食症？

384
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,748
‎大概吧！我沒看過她吃東西！

385
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,544
‎天啊！阿妮莎好可憐喔

386
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,548
‎我們最好別說出去
‎因為這是個人隱私

387
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:06,765
‎24小時接力賽到目前為止
‎都遜到最高點

388
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,142
‎小班和阿妮莎可能正打得火熱

389
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‎更慘的是
‎迪薇永遠搞丟爸爸的語音留言

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‎怎麼了，迪薇？

391
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‎-派克斯頓？
‎-妳去哪裡了？

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‎我本來想唸書，可是川特害我嗨了

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‎但是別擔心，我會跟這些鬼字卡拼了

394
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‎阿妮莎，妳在哭嗎？怎麼回事？

395
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‎一定有人在講我的壞話
‎他們說我有飲食失調問題

396
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‎真的嗎？太可怕了

397
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‎不過這是謠言吧？

398
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‎講這句話的人一定只是嫉妒妳

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‎迪薇，這不是謠言

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‎是真的

401
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‎我就是因為這樣才得轉學

402
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‎靠，迪薇，事情大條了

403
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‎我想在這裡重新開始
‎本來都很順利的，我…

404
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‎不知道他們怎麼發現的

405
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‎嘿…

406
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‎妳的手機在這裡

407
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‎一定是跑步時掉出來的

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‎各位同學注意，接力賽結束

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‎感謝各位讓我們籌足

410
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‎學校的滑倒案訴訟賠償費用

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‎等一下，這是我們跑步的原因？

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‎嘿！

413
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‎搞屁啊？幹嘛推我？

414
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‎每次那個家長會的女人接近
‎妳就開始怪裡怪氣的

415
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‎夏娃，我要跟妳招供

416
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,944
‎她不是一般女人

417
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‎她是個媽媽，我的媽媽

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‎真的？

419
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‎妳不想讓我見她？因為我讓妳丟臉？

420
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‎當然不是！是她會讓我丟臉
‎她一定會跟妳講奇奇怪怪的話

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‎她一定會說她超喜歡《因為愛你》

422
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‎好啊，我也希望她喜歡
‎那是我最愛看的聖誕節電影

423
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‎別再抱怨了，幫我們介紹吧

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‎小法

425
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‎整場接力賽都沒看到妳，妳躲哪裡？

426
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:49,886
‎嗨，媽

427
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,223
‎這位是夏娃，我的女朋友

428
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‎夏娃？那個夏娃？

429
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‎天啊，總算見到妳了，幸會！

430
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‎法碧歐拉有說
‎我在家門口掛了彩虹旗嗎？

431
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‎太棒了！還有這次接力賽辦得真好

432
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‎每個環節都令人激賞

433
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‎如果妳覺得這樣很好

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‎等著看家長會辦的冬季舞會吧

435
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‎妳們兩個要去吧？

436
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‎我們不喜歡那種場合，媽

437
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‎冬季舞會耶

438
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‎這是傳統！

439
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‎他們會選出蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后

440
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‎媽，那個要比人氣
‎是超級異性戀本位的活動

441
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‎也強化了性別二元體制

442
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‎對吧，夏娃？

443
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‎我不知道還有沒有人在乎
‎蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后了

444
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‎我當過蟋蟀后

445
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‎-真對不起…
‎-法碧歐拉的爸爸是蟋蟀王

446
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‎我們是首對非白人的蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后

447
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‎哇，好厲害！

448
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‎看似無聊

449
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‎但對其他有色人種學生來說意義重大

450
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‎天啊，小法，我們一定要
‎角逐蟋蟀王和蟋蟀后！

451
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‎蟋蟀后和蟋蟀后

452
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‎這個想法太好了

453
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‎現在說“蟋蟀雙后”會不會太早？

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‎-媽，沒錯
‎-一點也不會太早

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‎小法，妳媽超酷的

456
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‎我好愛夏娃，妳改天
‎一定要來我家看《因為愛你》

457
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‎我超喜歡《因為愛你》

458
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‎好，那跟我來，因為我要說…

459
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‎妳怎麼回事？又被土狼攻擊了嗎？

460
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‎是就好了

461
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‎-威舍庫瑪醫生
‎-是，華納老師，妳好

462
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‎其實沒什麼好的

463
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‎不過我要告訴妳
‎迪薇參加接力賽成果豐碩

464
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‎她不只該跑的都有跑

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‎而且為了讓隊友一樣投入
‎還格外努力

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‎妳的體育成績變成“A”了

467
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‎謝謝老師，妳人真好

468
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‎不客氣

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‎不錯啊，小姐

470
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‎妳應該要感到很光榮的，關後車廂門

471
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‎迪薇一點也不感到光榮

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‎喂，是爸爸，我在購物中心要接妳

473
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‎我把車子停在中餐廳前面…

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‎是她嗎？

475
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‎-不對，是另一個，瘦的那個
‎-‎好

476
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‎這個流言就像野火燎原

477
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‎所以阿妮莎今天沒來學校嗎？

478
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‎迪薇的情緒已經盪到谷底

479
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‎迪薇威舍庫瑪，請馬上到校長室

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‎現在破底了

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‎（如果你或認識的人
‎有飲食失調問題）

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