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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪在全校最帥的男生指責妳

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‪謊稱和他上床的隔天

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‪妳會想保持低調

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‪以迪薇的方式

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‪就是穿得像要離開洛杉磯機場的名人

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‪現在全校都知道她是說謊的瘋子

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‪迪薇覺得她唯一的做法
‪就是完全隱形

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‪也許直到畢業為止

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‪（相信自己）

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‪她的計畫成功了幾天

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‪她本來以為艾瑞克柏金斯
‪可以抬頭挺胸

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‪順利走過全程的走廊

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‪可惡，我的巧克力葡萄乾

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‪我只靠這個攝取維生素了

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‪郊狼女孩

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‪我知道妳的祕密

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‪妳有一個很正的表姊

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‪我昨天看到她載妳來上學

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‪妳覺得她對我有興趣嗎？

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‪她的家人幫她安排婚約了

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‪反正幫我問問看

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‪這是第一次有人讚美卡梅拉的美貌
‪迪薇聽了卻覺得如釋重負

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‪因為這表示川特不知道她真正的祕密

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‪事實上，似乎沒有人知道

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‪哇靠！派克斯頓沒有告訴任何人
‪她說謊的事！

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‪為什麼？他在保護她嗎？

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‪他在乎她嗎？他愛上她了嗎？

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‪不，他只是忘記她了

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‪對

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‪-絕對的
‪-妳要一天24小時都戴著

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‪好

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{\an8}‪劇名：……當過大騙子

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‪兩位小姐，妳們好嗎？

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‪這裡有人坐了

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{\an8}‪別恨我，我替大家拿了
‪起司薯條和辣醬薯條

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‪喬納？你們何時變好朋友了？

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{\an8}‪幾天前我們就形影不離了

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‪雖然對艾莉諾出櫃了

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‪法碧歐拉還是很掙扎該如何告訴家人

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‪（《坦言我是同性戀》）

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‪她很幸運，喬納為了同樣的事在掙扎

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‪喬納一直對我們很好

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{\an8}‪也絕對沒有無緣無故吼過我們

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‪我沒有吼妳們

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‪她有

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‪相信我，不管妳們有什麼大事
‪我的問題更大，行嗎？

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‪我的問題更大！

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{\an8}‪好吧，我想那可以算是吼叫

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‪很抱歉，我經歷了很多事

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{\an8}‪我們知道，我們看到
‪派克斯頓和佐伊中午分食一大塊餅乾

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‪顯然你們兩個結束了

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‪因為她們已經在生她的氣

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{\an8}‪迪薇選擇不告訴她們
‪她謊稱派克斯頓摘了她的初蕾

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{\an8}‪事實就是她的花苞
‪比玫瑰花車大遊行更繽紛

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{\an8}‪沒錯，我被甩了

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{\an8}‪你們就不能對我寬容一點嗎？

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{\an8}‪我們好像不行

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{\an8}‪妳的陰晴不定
‪讓我們覺得這段友誼很不安全

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{\an8}‪喬納，這是A、B、C三人的談話
‪你這個D咖可以離開嗎？

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{\an8}‪別對喬納這麼沒禮貌

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{\an8}‪當妳在忙派克斯頓的事

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{\an8}‪我們也發生了一些大事

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{\an8}‪對，面對人生風暴時
‪喬納一直是我們的避風港

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‪好，也許我一時分心

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{\an8}‪但我回來挺妳們了

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{\an8}‪讓我來當妳們的港務長

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‪發生什麼事了？

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‪如果妳還沒準備好，就不必告訴她

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{\an8}‪我只是最近有個重要的醒悟…

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‪妳終於發現妳和我一樣
‪是葛萊分多的？

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{\an8}‪不，我當然是雷文克勞的
‪和艾莉諾一樣

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‪她們全是赫夫帕夫的

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‪所以是什麼事？

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‪我是…

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‪-同性戀
‪-什麼？

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{\an8}‪妳是…同性戀？

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‪對

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‪這是大事

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‪我真替妳高興！

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‪天啊，這樣就說得通了

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‪妳之前說妳的理想情人
‪是《貓》中的詹姆斯柯登

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‪恭喜

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‪難怪喬納幫妳很大的忙

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‪因為他是社會意識先進的年輕人

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‪不，妳說得對

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‪我是同性戀

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‪我真恨自己錯過這個時刻

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‪讓我補償妳

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‪不，沒關係

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‪我很慶幸有喬納在

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‪不，我要補償妳

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‪迪薇第一次了解

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‪如果她不能當個稱職的好朋友

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‪可能會失去法碧歐拉和艾莉諾
‪那她就一個朋友也沒有了

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‪所以她打算主辦典型聚會
‪只有女孩，喬納出局的睡衣派對

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‪女孩們，目前覺得如何？

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‪-還喜歡我的睡衣派對嗎？
‪-當然

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‪我不敢相信妳租了《芝加哥》
‪還讓我從頭唱到尾

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‪我真的很喜歡
‪設定你們家的通用遙控器

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‪當然，今晚是為了妳們

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‪所以我們來替派對加溫

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‪練習一些酒精基底的遊戲如何？

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‪這是真的嗎？

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‪不是，是紅茶菌混和了蘋果醋

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‪最適合練習喝到噁心的東西
‪還要看起來很可愛

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‪兩位，這不是很棒嗎？

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‪原班人馬相聚

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‪最初的三姝拍檔

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‪天啊，法碧，妳必須看看這個

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‪喬納在《洛基恐怖秀》的舞臺上

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‪他穿網襪真美

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‪我知道喬納很關心妳們，身上又很香

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‪但除此之外，我不懂他有那麼棒啊

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‪他真的很聰明

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‪他告訴我一個妹妹頭的髮型
‪讓我既可以演小孩

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‪又可以演成年的職業婦女

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‪而且關於妳媽媽的事
‪他的見解真的很棒

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‪妳的媽媽怎麼了？

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‪我們看到她了，她一直住在這裡
‪她在恩西諾的墨西哥餐廳上班

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‪那些風景明信片只是做做樣子

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‪什麼？天啊，妳對她說了什麼？

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‪沒說，我跑掉了

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‪她打過電話、傳簡訊
‪但喬納叫我不要理她

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‪因為她是假造郵件的騙子

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‪對，他認為我們必須
‪遠離毒害我們的人

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‪他這樣說時，指的其實是妳

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‪但我覺得我媽也適用

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‪有些人覺得喬納也是一種毒害…

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‪特別是對常年的姐妹情誼

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‪但那不是重點

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‪我認為妳應該和妳的媽媽談談
‪了解為什麼她在這裡

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‪對，我想念她

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‪但是她應該更努力
‪不是傳蹩腳的道歉簡訊

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‪好像要我過去和她談

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‪就是那樣

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‪迪薇知道如何證明
‪她才是艾莉諾真正的朋友了

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‪這一桌看起來有麻煩

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‪你們要喝瑪格麗特

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‪還是待會要考駕照不能喝？

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‪你們想想再決定

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‪我馬上回來

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‪-迪薇？
‪-嗨，王阿姨

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‪我差點認不出妳了

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‪妳的眉毛長得更濃密了

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‪謝謝

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‪艾莉諾要妳來的嗎？

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‪不是，我自己要來的

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‪我覺得也許我能幫忙

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‪我覺得好糟糕

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‪我想向她解釋清楚，但是她奪門而出

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‪對，她相當生氣

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‪但是我知道她愛妳

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‪她希望妳回到她的生活中

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‪我只是認為妳要多做點什麼

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‪不要只是打電話和傳簡訊

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‪例如什麼？

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‪妳是演員

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‪何不來點戲劇性演出？

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‪租一個黑箱劇場

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‪表演一齣女性獨角戲獻給她

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‪不是，我是指和她談談…

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‪面對面

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‪好主意，我可以做到

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‪艾莉諾有妳這樣的朋友真好

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‪謝謝

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‪迪薇覺得很自豪

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‪她始終是真正的好朋友
‪所以才偷偷背著艾莉諾

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‪在他們的家庭戲碼軋一腳

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‪-艾莉諾，要吃奇多嗎？
‪-謝了，迪薇

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‪之後她還有得謝呢

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‪現在該拯救另一個好朋友了

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‪法碧，妳還好嗎？

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‪我只是真的很害怕
‪要告訴家人我是同性戀

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‪為什麼？他們不是很開明？
‪我記得妳媽開油電混合車

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‪對，但是我不夠女性化
‪她已經很失望了

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‪我發現她替我製作了人生願景板

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‪其中包括一場托斯卡尼婚禮
‪新郎是麥可B喬丹

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‪好，但是誰不會夢想

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‪在托斯卡尼和麥可B喬丹結婚？

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‪我，我就不想

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‪對…

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‪妳是同性戀，我懂

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‪我只是覺得，也許妳該給她機會
‪證明是妳想錯了

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‪我知道，但現在她忙著籌備
‪親師會的烘焙特賣

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‪她的壓力已經很大了

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‪法碧，等妳準備好就告訴她

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‪我感覺妳媽會接受的

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‪我對家長的直覺通常很準的

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‪哈囉！妳們好

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‪妳好，艾莉諾

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‪媽，妳來做什麼？

193
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,116
‪迪薇說我應該過來，當面和妳談談

194
00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,372
‪所以妳就大白天跑到我的學校？

195
00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,166
‪對，我覺得可以當作好玩的下課時間

196
00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,344
‪看啊，我帶了墨西哥捲餅

197
00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:09,554
‪艾莉諾，等等！

198
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,052
‪妳做了什麼？

199
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,350
‪艾莉諾，拜託不要跑開

200
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,942
‪雖然這是充滿電影風格的表達

201
00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,228
‪妳在洛杉磯多久了？

202
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,234
‪我在這裡兩個月了

203
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,904
‪兩個月？妳為什麼不打給我？

204
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,074
‪寶貝，我可以解釋

205
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:33,067
‪我沒打電話給妳，是因為我不想見妳

206
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,315
‪我又要跑開了

207
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,657
‪我的意思是說，我不希望妳看到我

208
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,412
‪因為我是個失敗者

209
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,619
‪遊輪開除我了

210
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,915
‪他們把我連同行李箱丟在牙買加

211
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,213
‪和另一個丈夫落海的女人

212
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,920
‪哦，媽媽

213
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,927
‪等我回到這裡

214
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,639
‪我只想先找份工作，然後再來見妳

215
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,557
‪我不想讓妳覺得
‪我是沒有工作的演員媽媽

216
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,849
‪我希望在妳眼中
‪我是《絕命警探》中的鑑識科學家

217
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,064
‪我不在乎妳做什麼工作

218
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,685
‪我只希望妳在我身邊

219
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,650
‪爸和雪倫試過了，但他們實在不懂我

220
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,863
‪雪倫還帶我去看《火腿騎士》

221
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,649
‪寶貝，不會吧

222
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,487
‪我只是真的很想妳

223
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,528
‪我也很想妳

224
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,736
‪但現在我回來了

225
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,623
‪如果妳同意
‪我想成為妳值得擁有的媽媽

226
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,038
‪我也想要那樣

227
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,714
‪（親師會烘焙特賣
‪歡迎前來選購美味糕點）

228
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,384
‪就從現在開始

229
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,840
‪我們來替PTA烤餅乾如何？

230
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,974
‪我說的PTA不是
‪導演保羅湯瑪斯安德森

231
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,849
‪他的公關人員不接受烘焙食品
‪我已經試過了

232
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,312
‪哇，我們好像沒有一起做過烘焙

233
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,403
‪我知道，這會是很特別的經驗

234
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,688
‪糟了，我們要在哪裡做烘焙？

235
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,613
‪我和四個19歲的年輕人住

236
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,491
‪我目前把烤箱拿來當我的衣櫥用

237
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,445
‪妳們可以到我家做

238
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,079
‪迪薇，再次謝謝妳
‪把妳家的廚房借給我們

239
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,409
‪還讓我使用妳的洗衣機

240
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,208
‪我們大樓的洗衣機
‪聞起來好像老人家的嘴巴

241
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,592
‪我只是很高興看到妳和艾莉諾團聚

242
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,013
‪妳聽說了嗎？她要演出學校的話劇了

243
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,549
‪天啊，真的嗎？

244
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,592
‪這又沒什麼

245
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,256
‪這是大事！我真以妳為榮

246
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,345
‪家裡又多了一個職業演員

247
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,806
‪我們就像芭莉摩家族

248
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,642
‪或是芬妮一家

249
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:29,476
‪對，看來妳必須留下來
‪全程陪艾莉諾彩排

250
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,443
‪別擔心，我哪裡也不去

251
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,149
‪我想過再試試百老匯

252
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,565
‪但那裡實在今非昔比了

253
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,488
‪好，替我更新資訊

254
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,491
‪有什麼八卦？誰在和誰約會？

255
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,623
‪我們有對象了？還是單身？

256
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,411
‪我有一個男朋友，他叫奧立佛
‪他是劇組的技術人員

257
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,575
‪好女孩

258
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,963
‪和技術人員交往，而非演員同儕
‪聰明的選擇

259
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,166
‪比較不會有自我之爭

260
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,551
‪我知道！他確實讓我發光…

261
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,375
‪因為他替我打燈

262
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,130
‪妳們知道誰很可愛嗎？

263
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,125
‪有個男孩上星期來餐廳

264
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,587
‪他的名字很性感

265
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,507
‪派克頓，六塊肌…

266
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,005
‪派克斯頓！迪薇和他很熟

267
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,558
‪他們以前是一對

268
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,601
‪對，派克斯頓和我，有過一段

269
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,108
‪不，我喜歡

270
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,319
‪真有妳的，迪薇

271
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,944
‪我也常和條件比我好的人約會

272
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,485
‪納坦朗

273
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,485
‪法碧歐拉，妳呢？

274
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,334
‪學校肯定有個漂亮女孩
‪讓妳看對眼的

275
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,366
‪-艾莉諾，妳告訴她了？
‪-沒有，我發誓

276
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,995
‪沒有，她沒有說

277
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,371
‪我有很強的同志雷達

278
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,128
‪我和納坦朗交往了三年

279
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,090
‪好，那是真的

280
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,840
‪但是不要告訴別人，好嗎？

281
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,301
‪我只有向她們出櫃，還有我的機器人

282
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,802
‪我還沒告訴我的家人

283
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,934
‪沒問題，親愛的

284
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,720
‪妳們都是我的女孩

285
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,353
‪女孩之間的談話，絕不外流出去

286
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,017
‪杏仁奶油軟糖？妳想害死人嗎？

287
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,652
‪不能有本木堅果

288
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,783
‪把這個拿出我的烘焙特賣會場

289
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,567
‪交給我

290
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,239
‪大家好

291
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,823
‪杯子蛋糕來了

292
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,701
‪愛麗絲！

293
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,039
‪商店買的？

294
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,540
‪其他人的媽媽都是自製的

295
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,463
‪抱歉，我忙著診治病人的黑色素瘤

296
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,343
‪妳覺得菲德斯太太能做到嗎？

297
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,761
‪媽，妳趕到了！

298
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,470
‪看看這個充滿母性光輝的場景

299
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,352
‪迪薇不禁感到驕傲

300
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,679
‪可惜不是每個人都很開心看到喬依絲

301
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,596
‪大家好

302
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:30,893
‪妳好，喬依絲

303
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,098
‪我們不知道妳回來了

304
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,477
‪是這樣的，十年前

305
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,983
‪喬依絲自告奮勇帶幾個女孩去嘉年華

306
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,816
‪但是她把她們交給臉部彩繪師

307
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,611
‪因為她臨時接到
‪《重返犯罪現場》的試鏡

308
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,695
‪她以為自己可以拿到角色

309
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,571
‪等她回來，彩繪師剛好完成臉妝

310
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,408
‪結果她兩邊都失算了

311
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,331
‪喬依絲，妳怎麼突然回來了？

312
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,829
‪妳們也知道

313
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,627
‪我旅行好幾年了，一直在演音樂劇

314
00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,631
‪但最後我終於發現，我必須回洛杉磯

315
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,684
‪因為洛杉磯有一點是其他城市沒有的

316
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,682
‪好萊塢

317
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,971
‪我是演員
‪必須待在有工作機會的地方

318
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,179
‪當然，也因為妳的女兒在這裡

319
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,024
‪當然了，那是不用說的

320
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,274
‪我超想念她的…

321
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,356
‪還有妳們的女兒

322
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,360
‪我好高興昨天可以和她們聚聚

323
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,203
‪妳昨天和她們在一起？

324
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,279
‪對，我們度過愉快的女孩時光

325
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,534
‪我們烤餅乾、聊八卦

326
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,946
‪我知道她們在高中的愛情生活

327
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,746
‪愛情生活？不…

328
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,620
‪她們太年輕了，還不能談戀愛
‪更別說是獨立生活了

329
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,498
‪我知道，她們一下子就長大了

330
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,956
‪我不敢相信
‪她們已經有男朋友和女朋友

331
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,256
‪什麼？

332
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,549
‪誰有女朋友？

333
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,552
‪沒有，沒人有女朋友

334
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,014
‪那麼誰有男朋友？

335
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,139
‪我答應過，女孩之間的談話
‪絕對不會說出去

336
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,232
‪迪薇有男朋友嗎？

337
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,812
‪這就有意思了，因為我禁止迪薇約會

338
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,608
‪直到她成年，可以自己租車為止

339
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,861
‪是誰？

340
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,402
‪是髮際線後移的法蘭克？我就知道

341
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,946
‪那個交通指揮員？不是

342
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,201
‪那麼告訴我，是誰？

343
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,952
‪娜莉妮，冷靜
‪她已經和派克斯頓分手了

344
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:15,288
‪派克斯頓？醫院那個顴骨小子？
‪在妳床邊的那個？

345
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,172
‪妳發現他在她的床上？

346
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,706
‪所以妳確實知道他們做愛了？
‪我搞糊塗了

347
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,714
‪-不
‪-什麼？

348
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,085
‪什麼？迪薇做了什麼？

349
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,383
‪不，我沒有，我沒有做愛

350
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,297
‪我說謊了

351
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,393
‪派克斯頓根本不是我的男朋友
‪我們沒有做任何事

352
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,771
‪對，她沒做過任何事

353
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,808
‪她依然純潔無瑕

354
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,732
‪不，是真的，我沒有吻過他或任何人

355
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,151
‪我騙了大家，行嗎？

356
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,189
‪我是天大的處女騙子

357
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,237
‪那真是高潮迭起

358
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,278
‪我的餅乾要放在哪裡？

359
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,293
‪迪薇，我們要走了

360
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,458
‪我不是很了解今天發生什麼事

361
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,669
‪所以我就算是喬依絲的錯

362
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,046
‪但是我要說清楚

363
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:12,052
‪妳不准和男孩子有任何性愛接觸

364
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,307
‪就算說謊也不行

365
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,021
‪我保證妳不需要擔心任何事

366
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,480
‪最好是

367
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,105
‪今天真是空前大災難

368
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,270
‪因為迪薇的緣故

369
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:28,068
‪艾莉諾的瘋狂媽媽幾乎說溜嘴
‪法碧歐拉是同性戀

370
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,283
‪現在朋友都知道迪薇是騙子

371
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,624
‪她唯一被當掉的科目
‪就是友誼的測驗

372
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,078
‪媽，東西幾乎全賣光了

373
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,457
‪雖然剛開始有點狀況
‪這個結果還不差

374
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,552
‪我真替艾莉諾感到難過

375
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,548
‪她的媽媽真是靠不住

376
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,466
‪我們應該覺得很幸運
‪我們是一個正常的家庭

377
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,014
‪妳說正常是什麼意思？

378
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,854
‪就是…一般的家庭

379
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,980
‪我們不會到處製造事端
‪我們不會丟人現眼

380
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,189
‪不知道，我也許有事會讓妳覺得丟臉

381
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,111
‪我才不會因為妳的機器人或怪衣服
‪而感到丟臉

382
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,073
‪好，妳似乎已經說出心中的想法了

383
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,032
‪不，我愛妳的那些事物

384
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,492
‪我愛關於妳的一切

385
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,704
‪妳保證？

386
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,195
‪當然

387
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,660
‪這是哪門子的問題？

388
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,174
‪我是同性戀

389
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,631
‪天啊，妳沒有說話

390
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,171
‪妳很失望

391
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,127
‪-我就知道妳會這樣…
‪-法碧歐拉…

392
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,684
‪妳現在的表情就如同

393
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,761
‪服務生告訴妳
‪妳點的前菜已經賣完了

394
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,966
‪不，法碧歐拉，冷靜

395
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,056
‪我沒有失望

396
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,560
‪妳剛剛告訴我一件大事
‪我只是還在消化

397
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:44,981
‪拜託，坐下

398
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,832
‪我不知道該怎麼說

399
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,456
‪妳最近是不是一直想告訴我這件事？

400
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,878
‪算是吧，但我不知道怎麼說

401
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,301
‪那肯定很煎熬

402
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,338
‪寶貝，我愛妳

403
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,309
‪不管妳告訴我任何事

404
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,718
‪都不會改變這一點

405
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,926
‪我只希望妳快樂

406
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,636
‪真的嗎？

407
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,354
‪妳可以接受？

408
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,067
‪過來

409
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,701
‪等等，所以妳才召開奇怪的家庭會議
‪改選拉丁先修課程

410
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,543
‪-對
‪-所以妳可以改回法文課？

411
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,334
‪謝天謝地！

412
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,293
‪我們的馬賽之旅照樣進行

413
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,456
‪烘培特賣結束了嗎？

414
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,165
‪是的，很抱歉

415
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,585
‪很好，我聽說可以免費拿取
‪沒有賣掉的東西

416
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,592
‪誰說的，艾瑞克？

417
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,177
‪我不知道，可以給我嗎？

418
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:01,467
‪好吧

419
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,314
‪你們好

420
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,324
‪所以昨天是怎麼回事？

421
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,529
‪妳沒有和派克斯頓霍爾吉田上床？

422
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,569
‪妳騙我們？

423
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,904
‪技術上來說，我沒有說謊

424
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,028
‪妳們假設我和派克斯頓做了
‪我沒有糾正妳們

425
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,026
‪那就是說謊

426
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,541
‪對，喬納，我現在知道了

427
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,998
‪妳為什麼不告訴我們實話？

428
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,130
‪老實說，本來似乎終究會發生的

429
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,464
‪我只是在說一個未來的事實

430
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,955
‪妳現在講話實在不可信

431
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,417
‪我知道

432
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,216
‪我很抱歉

433
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,848
‪如果妳們要以喬納取代我
‪我可以理解

434
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,809
‪什麼？

435
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,469
‪我最近實在是很糟糕的朋友

436
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,227
‪所以我了解
‪妳們會比較喜歡喬納的陪伴

437
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,307
‪迪薇，我們不是要拿喬納來取代妳

438
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:54,232
‪對，法碧和我可以多交一個朋友吧

439
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,608
‪老實說，我無法把全部時間
‪放在這個團體

440
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,355
‪因為我的社交生活很忙碌的

441
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,741
‪但是因為我，王阿姨幾乎說漏嘴
‪替妳向媽媽出櫃了

442
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,289
‪反正最後我還是告訴我媽了

443
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,787
‪結果其實還不錯

444
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,628
‪真的嗎？那太好了

445
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,923
‪各位，我真的很抱歉
‪我不知道我到底在想什麼

446
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,009
‪我猜比起我真實的生活
‪謊言聽起來更棒

447
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,590
‪謊言向來如此

448
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,845
‪所以我在演戲履歷表
‪註明我會騎摩托車

449
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,429
‪讓我聽起來更神祕

450
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:27,023
‪但如果妳得到
‪一個必須騎摩托車的角色呢？

451
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,397
‪聽著，我只想讓妳們兩個知道
‪我真的學到教訓了

452
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,520
‪從現在起，我保證會是更好的朋友

453
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,822
‪所以別再亂掰性生活的奇怪謊言了

454
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,070
‪好，當然

455
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,824
‪絕對不會了

456
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,919
‪我以為我們都同意，今天不看劇本了

457
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,208
‪但如果你們還需要看劇本
‪那就看吧

458
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,712
‪我不能替妳們背臺詞

459
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:57,974
‪施萊克老師，容我介紹這位職業演員

460
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,428
‪也是美國演員權益協會的成員
‪喬依絲王

461
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,719
‪同時也是我的媽媽

462
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,553
‪很高興認識妳

463
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,008
‪我才榮幸

464
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,598
‪她今天可以坐在這裡看我們彩排嗎？

465
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,404
‪我會開始演戲，就是因為她

466
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,438
‪當然，我喜歡不請自來的家長…

467
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,903
‪特別是有演戲資歷的

468
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,444
‪妳肯定以妳的女兒為榮

469
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,397
‪有史以來最年輕的女主角

470
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,028
‪女主角？

471
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,664
‪-天啊！太棒了！
‪-對

472
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,162
‪好，我們開始吧？

473
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,164
‪大家上臺了
‪我們接續第七幕開始排練

474
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,634
‪湯姆，從你的臺詞開始

475
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,497
‪我要去電影院了

476
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,257
‪沒錯，去電影院吧，快去

477
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,929
‪別想到我們

478
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,346
‪一個被遺棄的母親

479
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,095
‪一個跛腳、沒有工作的未婚姊姊

480
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:56,316
‪別讓任何事物妨礙你的自私樂趣

481
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,608
‪真了不起，艾莉諾
‪妳比凱瑟琳赫本更棒

482
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,195
‪（派克斯頓
‪妳可以現在來我家嗎？）

483
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,746
‪這是怎麼回事？

484
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,919
‪派克斯頓傳簡訊給她…叫她去他家？

485
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,129
‪迪薇，快來幫忙，我們有狀況了

486
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,959
‪艾莉諾的媽媽走了，她留下這封信

487
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,920
‪“我親愛的艾莉諾…”

488
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,720
‪我真的很想待在加州陪妳

489
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,715
‪但我知道為了不讓人生空留遺憾

490
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,097
‪我必須再給百老匯一次機會

491
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,307
‪請原諒我

492
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,609
‪我愛妳，媽媽筆

493
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,606
‪天啊

494
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,356
‪艾莉諾很激動，她辭掉演出

495
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,954
‪-什麼？
‪-她說她要放棄演戲了

496
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,162
‪此刻她在戲劇社，整個人崩潰了

497
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,122
‪我們必須幫助她

498
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,452
‪（派克斯頓：我需要妳）

499
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,246
‪我去拿她的薰衣草精油
‪我們在戲劇社會合

500
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,171
‪也許妳可以播放蘿拉琳妮的有聲書

501
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,750
‪那通常能讓她冷靜下來

502
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,547
‪這是她實現承諾的機會
‪她會是更好的朋友

503
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,340
‪（派克斯頓：妳欠我的）

504
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,346
‪可惡，這一則實在很難無視

505
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,123
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