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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪环球电视公司出品

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‪全校最帅的男孩
‪因为你撒谎和他上床找你谈话

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‪在这件事发生的第二天

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‪你只想保持低调

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‪对德维来说

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‪就是穿得像在洛杉矶机场的女明星

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‪因为全校都知道了
‪她是一个骗人的疯子

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‪德维知道只有隐藏自己才是上策

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‪可能要持续到毕业

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‪（相信自己）

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‪她的策略在开始几天还是有效的

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‪直到她天真地以为埃里克珀金斯

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‪至少能顺利地走过走廊

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‪天啊 我的巧克力

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‪我获得维他命的唯一来源

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‪郊狼女孩

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‪我知道你的秘密

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‪你表姐很漂亮

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‪我昨天看到她送你了

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‪你觉得她会喜欢我吗？

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‪其实她已经定亲了

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‪还是问问她吧

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‪这是第一次德维听到别人夸卡玛拉
‪反而会有点开心

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‪因为这说明特伦特还不知道她的秘密

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‪事实上 好像没人知道

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‪天啊！
‪帕克斯顿没跟别人说她撒谎的事

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‪为什么？是为了保护她吗？

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‪他是在乎她吗？他爱上她了吗？

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‪不是 他只是忘了她而已

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‪对的

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‪-当然了
‪-你要一直穿着

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‪对

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{\an8}‪剧名：…当过大骗子

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‪嗨 姑娘们 怎么样？

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‪这里有人了

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{\an8}‪别骂我
‪我给你们买了芝士薯条和辣味薯条

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‪乔纳？你们什么时候是朋友了？

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{\an8}‪几天前 我们就开始形影不离了

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‪在向埃莉诺出柜之后

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‪法比奥拉还不知道要怎么告诉家里人

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‪（如何出柜）

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‪算她好运 乔纳当时也在纠结这件事

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‪乔纳是我们很好的朋友

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{\an8}‪当然也没有无缘无故对我们大喊大叫

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‪我没有对你们大喊大叫

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‪才不是

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‪相信我 你们的事
‪绝对没我的烂事大 好吗？

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‪我惹上大麻烦了！

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{\an8}‪好吧 那可以算是大喊大叫

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‪对不起 我最近不太好过

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{\an8}‪我们知道 我们看到午餐的时候
‪帕克斯顿和佐伊分吃一块饼干

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‪很明显 你们两个结束了

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‪因为她们在生德维的气

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{\an8}‪她决定先不说她骗她们说
‪和帕克斯顿上床的事情

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{\an8}‪事实上她纯洁得不能再纯洁了

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‪没错 我被他甩了

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{\an8}‪所以你们不应该对我宽容一点吗？

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{\an8}‪我觉得不可以呢

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{\an8}‪对我们来说 你的不稳定性
‪给我们的友谊也带来不安全感

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{\an8}‪乔纳 这是我们三个人的对话
‪你作为第四者可以回避一下吗？

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{\an8}‪喂 别这么说乔纳

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{\an8}‪你当时和帕克斯顿打得火热

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{\an8}‪我们这里也不消停

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{\an8}‪对 乔纳成为了我们
‪在这场混乱中的避风港

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‪好吧 我当时可能是忽略你们了

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{\an8}‪可我现在来了

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{\an8}‪现在让我成为你们的避风港

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‪怎么了？

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‪如果你还没准备好 先不用告诉她

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{\an8}‪就是
‪我最近意识到一件重要的事 我…

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‪发现了你和我一样是格兰芬多？

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{\an8}‪当然不是 我和埃莉诺一样
‪是拉文克劳的

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‪她们都是赫奇帕奇

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‪那是什么呢？

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‪我是…

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‪-同性恋
‪-什么？

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{\an8}‪你是…同性恋？

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‪对

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‪这可是大事

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‪我真为你开心！

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‪天啊 这就说得通了

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‪尤其是当你说你的理想型是
‪《猫》里的詹姆斯柯登的时候

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‪祝贺你

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‪难怪乔纳能帮上忙

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‪因为他是一个善于交际
‪热心助人的男青年

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‪对 你说得对

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‪就是你想的那样

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‪真可惜我那时不在你身边

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‪让我补偿你吧

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‪不用了 没事

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‪幸好乔纳在我身边

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‪不行 我一定要补偿你

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‪德维第一次意识到

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‪如果她没有尽到当好朋友的义务

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‪她会失去法比奥拉和埃莉诺
‪那她就没有朋友了

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‪所以她组织了一个经典的
‪只有女孩没有乔纳的女生之夜

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‪姑娘们 怎么样？

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‪-大家喜欢我的睡衣派对吗？
‪-当然了

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‪真想不到你居然租了《芝加哥》
‪还让我一直唱下去

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‪我很喜欢调节你家的通用遥控器

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‪当然了 这是你们的夜晚

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‪接下来 让我们继续派对

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‪玩一玩投杯球怎么样？

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‪是真酒吗？

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‪不是 是康普茶配苹果醋

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‪很适合练习如何优雅地喝恶心的东西

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‪这样不是很棒吗？

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‪老友重聚

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‪还是我们的三人行

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‪天啊 法布 快看这个

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‪乔纳上了《洛基恐怖秀》

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‪他穿渔网可真好看啊

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‪听着 我知道乔纳很在乎你们
‪他身上也很香

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‪但是除了这两点
‪我不知道他还有什么好的

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‪他很有智慧

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‪他跟我说波波头这个发型
‪既能演小女孩

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‪又能演职业女性

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‪而且他对你妈妈的事情
‪也有独到的见解

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‪你妈妈的什么事？

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‪我们看到她了 她一直住在这里
‪在恩西诺的一家墨西哥餐厅工作

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‪那些明信片都是做戏

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‪什么？天啊 那你和她说什么了？

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‪什么都没说 我跑开了

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‪她给我打电话、发短信
‪但是乔纳让我不要理她

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‪因为她是个骗子 还牵涉到邮政骗局

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‪对 他让我们远离生活中的有害人物

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‪他说的有害人物指的是你

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‪但我妈妈应该也算是

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‪好吧 乔纳也可以算是有害人物

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‪主要是对女生间的长久友谊有害

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‪但这不重要

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‪我觉得你应该和你妈妈谈谈
‪问问她为什么会在这里

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‪是啊 我很想她

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‪但是如果她想和我解释的话
‪要做的远不是

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‪给我发几条道歉短信

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‪就这样

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‪德维知道了她要如何证明
‪自己才是埃莉诺的真朋友

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‪这一桌好像有麻烦了

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‪玛格丽特怎么样呢？

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‪还是你们等下要去参加驾照考试？

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‪你们先考虑一下吧

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‪我等下过来

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‪-德维？
‪-你好 阿姨

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‪我都快认不出你了

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‪你长得和你的眉毛一样快

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‪谢谢你

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‪是埃莉诺让你来的吗？

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‪没有 是我自己想来的

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‪因为我想要帮忙

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‪不瞒你说 我感觉很糟糕

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‪我真的很想跟她解释
‪但是她推开门就跑了

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‪对 她很难过

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‪但我知道她是爱你的

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‪她很希望你在她身边

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‪但是我觉得你除了打电话和发短信

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‪可以再做些别的

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‪比如呢？

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‪你是个演员

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‪为什么不靠这个打动她呢？

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‪租一个黑匣子剧场

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‪专门为她演一场独角戏

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‪不是 我指的是和她谈谈…

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‪当面谈谈

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‪好主意 我可以这么做

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‪说真的 埃莉诺很幸运
‪能有你这个朋友

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‪谢谢

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‪德维为自己感到骄傲

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‪她是一个很好的朋友
‪能够在背后支持埃莉诺

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‪并愿意让自己卷入她的家庭伦理戏码

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‪-要吃吗？埃莉诺
‪-谢谢你 德维

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‪她不是最后一次听到这个

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‪她现在要去解救另外一个最好的朋友

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‪法布 你还好吗？

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‪我还是不敢向我的家人出柜

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‪怎么？他们不开明吗？
‪记得你妈妈开的是新能源汽车

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‪对 但是我不那么女孩
‪已经让他们很失望了

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‪我找到了她为我制定的人生计划

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‪其中包括
‪和迈克尔B乔丹的托斯卡纳婚礼

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‪好吧 但问题是
‪谁不想和迈克尔B乔丹

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‪在托斯卡纳办婚礼呢？

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‪我 我就不想

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‪对 没错

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‪你是同性恋 我知道了

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‪我只是觉得 你需要给她一个机会
‪向她证明

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‪我知道 但是现在她正在
‪组织一个家长教师会糕点义卖

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‪她已经很紧张了

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‪法布 在你觉得合适的时机跟她说吧

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‪但是我有种好的预感

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‪而且我对父母问题的预感总是很准确

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‪孩子们 你们好

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‪你好 埃莉诺

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‪妈妈 你来这里做什么？

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‪德维说我应该过来和你当面谈谈

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‪所以你就在我上学的时候突然出现？

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‪对啊 这样可以充实你的课间休息

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‪你看 我带了玉米卷

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‪埃莉诺 等等！

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‪你做了什么？

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‪埃莉诺 拜托 别再逃跑了

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‪虽然这样很有戏剧性

202
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‪你在洛杉矶多久了？

203
00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,234
‪有两个月了

204
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,904
‪两个月？你为什么不给我打电话？

205
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,074
‪宝贝 我可以解释

206
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:33,067
‪我不打电话 是因为我不想见你

207
00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,315
‪我又要逃跑了

208
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,657
‪我的意思是我不想让你见到我

209
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,412
‪因为我很失败

210
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,619
‪我丢了邮轮的工作

211
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,915
‪我在牙买加被人甩掉
‪身边只剩一件行李

212
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‪还有一个女人
‪她的丈夫从船上掉下去了

213
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‪妈妈

214
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‪当我回来的时候

215
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,639
‪我只是想在见你之前
‪先找到一份演戏的工作

216
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,557
‪我不想让你见到一个没戏演的妈妈

217
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,849
‪我想让你看到
‪在《博斯》里演法医的妈妈

218
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,064
‪我不在乎你做什么工作

219
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,685
‪我只想让你在我身边

220
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,650
‪爸爸和莎伦尝试过 但是他们不懂我

221
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,863
‪莎伦甚至带我去看《火腿骑士》

222
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,649
‪开什么玩笑？

223
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,487
‪我真的很想你

224
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,528
‪我也想你

225
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,736
‪但是我回来了

226
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,623
‪如果你愿意
‪请允许我继续做你的好妈妈

227
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,038
‪我愿意

228
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,714
‪（家长教师会糕点义卖
‪请来品尝美味的点心）

229
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,384
‪不如从现在开始

230
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,840
‪我们为家长教师会做糕点吧？

231
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,974
‪我指的不是保罗汤玛斯安德森导演

232
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,849
‪他的公关人员不接受烘焙食品
‪我试过了

233
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,312
‪天啊 我们好像没有一起烤过糕点呢

234
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:46,403
‪对啊 所以很特别吧

235
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,688
‪可是我们在哪里做呢？

236
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,613
‪我和四个19岁的少年住在一起

237
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,491
‪烤箱也被我用来放衣服了

238
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,445
‪你们可以来我家做啊

239
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,079
‪德维 再次感谢你让我们用你的厨房

240
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,409
‪也谢谢你让我借用你的洗衣机

241
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,208
‪我们楼里的洗衣机就像
‪老人的嘴一样难闻

242
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,592
‪我真的很开心你和埃莉诺能重归于好

243
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,013
‪你听说了吗？她要参加学校的演出了

244
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,549
‪天啊 真的吗？

245
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,592
‪不是什么大事

246
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,256
‪当然是大事 我为你感到骄傲

247
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,345
‪我们家又出了一个演员

248
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,806
‪我们可以说是巴里摩尔家族了

249
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,642
‪或者是范宁家族

250
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:29,476
‪对啊 你应该会待在她身边
‪帮她排练吧

251
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,443
‪别担心 我哪儿都不去

252
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,149
‪我想过要不要去试一下百老汇

253
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,565
‪但今时不同往日了

254
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,488
‪好的 爆料时间

255
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,491
‪有什么八卦？大家在和谁约会？

256
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,623
‪你们现在是在谈恋爱还是单身？

257
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,411
‪我有男朋友 他叫奥利弗
‪在科技小组

258
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,575
‪干得漂亮

259
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,963
‪科技男而不是做演员的 真聪明

260
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,166
‪这样就少了很多关于自我的争吵

261
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,551
‪是这样的 他让我充满光芒…

262
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,375
‪通过给我打光的方式

263
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,130
‪我碰见一个帅哥

264
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,125
‪上周餐厅来了一个男孩

265
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,587
‪他有一个很性感的名字

266
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‪塞克斯顿 六块腹肌…

267
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:04,005
‪帕克斯顿！德维跟他很熟

268
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,558
‪他们谈过恋爱

269
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,601
‪对 我和帕克斯顿谈过恋爱

270
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‪很好啊

271
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,319
‪德维 可以啊

272
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,944
‪知道吗？我以前也交往过
‪比我高一个档次的男朋友

273
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,485
‪纳森莱恩

274
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,485
‪法比奥拉 那你呢？

275
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,334
‪学校里肯定有你喜欢的漂亮姑娘吧？

276
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,366
‪-埃莉诺 你跟她说了？
‪-没有 我发誓

277
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,995
‪没有 她什么都没说

278
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,371
‪我在这方面很敏感

279
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,128
‪我和纳森莱恩交往了三年

280
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,090
‪好吧 对 是这样

281
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,840
‪但你能帮忙我保密吗？

282
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,301
‪我只跟他们几个
‪还有我的机器人出柜了

283
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,802
‪我还没跟我的家人说

284
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,934
‪当然可以 宝贝

285
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,720
‪我当你们像朋友一样

286
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:46,353
‪天知地知 你们知我知

287
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,017
‪杏仁酱软糖？你是要谋杀吗？

288
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,652
‪不能有坚果

289
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,783
‪快把这个拿走

290
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,567
‪交给我吧

291
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,239
‪大家好啊

292
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,823
‪杯子蛋糕驾到

293
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,701
‪伊莉斯！

294
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,039
‪你买的吗？

295
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,540
‪别人的妈妈都是自己做的

296
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,463
‪不好意思 你妈妈我正忙着
‪拯救黑色素瘤患者

297
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,343
‪你觉得菲尔茨太太能做这个吗？

298
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,761
‪妈妈 你来了！

299
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,470
‪看着这个母女团圆的感人场面

300
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,352
‪德维脸上洋溢着自豪的笑容

301
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,679
‪只可惜 不是所有人都想见到乔伊斯

302
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,596
‪大家好

303
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:30,893
‪你好 乔伊斯

304
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,098
‪我们都不知道你回来了

305
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,477
‪这要从十年前说起

306
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,983
‪乔伊斯主动提出带女孩们去嘉年华

307
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,816
‪她带她们做面部彩绘的时候

308
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,611
‪突然接到
‪《海军罪案调查处》的试镜通知

309
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,695
‪她以为自己可以在彩绘完成之前

310
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,571
‪试镜成功并赶回来

311
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,408
‪但是这两个她都没有做到

312
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,331
‪所以乔伊斯 你怎么突然回来了？

313
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,829
‪这个啊 你们也知道

314
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,627
‪这些年我都在外漂泊
‪进行我的音乐剧事业

315
00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,631
‪但我终于意识到我必须要在洛杉矶

316
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,684
‪因为洛杉矶有一样其他城市都没有的

317
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,682
‪好莱坞

318
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,971
‪我是个演员 哪里有工作我就在哪里

319
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,179
‪还有 你女儿在哪里你就要在哪里

320
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,024
‪当然了 这个还用说吗？

321
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,274
‪我非常想念埃莉诺

322
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,356
‪还有这两个孩子

323
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,360
‪我真的很开心昨天能跟她们在一起

324
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,203
‪你昨天和她们在一起？

325
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,279
‪对啊 很开心的女孩时光

326
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,534
‪我们一起做饼干 一起八卦

327
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,946
‪我还知道了她们的感情生活

328
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,746
‪感情生活？不可能

329
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,620
‪她们这么年轻 不可能有感情
‪老实说 连生活都没有

330
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,498
‪我知道 她们成长得太快了

331
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,956
‪我都不敢相信她们
‪已经有男朋友和女朋友了

332
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,256
‪你说什么？

333
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,549
‪谁有女朋友？

334
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,552
‪没有 谁都没有女朋友

335
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,014
‪那谁有男朋友？

336
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,139
‪我答应过她们这些八卦
‪我是绝对不会说出去的

337
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,232
‪是德维有男朋友了吗？

338
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,812
‪这就有意思了
‪因为德维在达到租车年纪之前

339
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,608
‪是不能谈恋爱的

340
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,861
‪你男朋友是谁？

341
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,402
‪是不是那个发际线很高的弗兰克？
‪我就知道

342
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,946
‪那个交通指挥员？不是

343
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,201
‪那就告诉我 到底是谁？

344
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,952
‪娜里妮 别这样
‪她已经和帕克斯顿分手了

345
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:15,288
‪帕克斯顿？医院里的那个颧骨小子？
‪在你床上的那个？

346
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,172
‪他在她的床上？

347
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,706
‪所以你知道他们上床了？怎么回事？

348
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:21,714
‪-不是
‪-什么？

349
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,085
‪什么？德维干什么了？

350
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,383
‪不是 没有 我没有上床

351
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,297
‪我撒谎了

352
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,393
‪帕克斯顿不是我的男朋友
‪我们什么也没做

353
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,771
‪对 她什么都没做

354
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,808
‪她比刚下的雪还要纯洁

355
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,732
‪不是 是真的 我没和他接吻
‪我没和任何人接吻

356
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,151
‪我对大家撒谎了 好吧？

357
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,189
‪我是个处女诈骗犯

358
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,237
‪好吧 有点刺激

359
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,278
‪我的饼干可以放在哪里呢？

360
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,293
‪德维 跟我回家

361
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,458
‪我还没有消化今天发生的事

362
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,669
‪所以我先让乔伊斯背这个锅

363
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,046
‪但是你要知道

364
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:12,052
‪你不能和男孩有任何的性行为

365
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,307
‪连撒谎也不行

366
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,021
‪你不用担心 这个我保证

367
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,480
‪这样最好

368
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,105
‪这一天的剧情急转直下

369
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,270
‪多亏德维

370
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:28,068
‪埃莉诺的妈妈
‪差点暴露法比奥拉的性取向

371
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,283
‪还让她的朋友们知道了她的谎言

372
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,624
‪她人生中的第一个不及格
‪来自这场友谊的测试

373
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,078
‪妈妈 你差不多都卖光了

374
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,457
‪尽管开端很糟 但结果还可以

375
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,552
‪对啊 我只是为埃莉诺感到难过

376
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,548
‪她的妈妈太不靠谱了

377
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,466
‪我们有一个正常的家庭真是太幸福了

378
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,009
‪你说的正常是什么意思？

379
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,854
‪我们就是很…常规

380
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,980
‪我们家里没有戏精 也没有到处丢人

381
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,189
‪也难说 我的某些事
‪可能会让你觉得丢人

382
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,111
‪不会的 你的机器人
‪和你难看的衣服不会让我觉得丢人

383
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,073
‪好吧 要是不介意你都不会这么说

384
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,032
‪不是的 我喜欢你这样

385
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,492
‪我喜欢你的一切

386
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,704
‪是真的吗？

387
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,195
‪当然了

388
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,660
‪你为什么这么问？

389
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,174
‪我是同性恋

390
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,631
‪天啊 你怎么不说话？

391
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,171
‪你很失望

392
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,127
‪-我就知道你会…
‪-法比奥拉…

393
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,684
‪你现在的这个表情

394
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,761
‪在服务生说
‪你点的菜都卖完了时候也有过

395
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,966
‪不是 法比奥拉 冷静点

396
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,056
‪我没有失望

397
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,560
‪只是信息量太大了 我需要消化一下

398
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:44,981
‪先坐下

399
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,832
‪我不知道说些什么

400
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,456
‪你是一直想跟我说这个吗？

401
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,878
‪算是吧 但我不知道怎么开口

402
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,301
‪一定很难吧

403
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,338
‪宝贝 妈妈爱你

404
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:18,309
‪不管你对我说什么

405
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,718
‪都不会改变这个事实

406
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,926
‪我只希望你开心

407
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,636
‪真的吗？

408
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,354
‪你可以接受吗？

409
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,067
‪抱一下

410
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,739
‪等等 所以你才召开那个
‪关于拉丁语课的奇怪家庭会议？

411
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,543
‪-对
‪-那你能改回法语课吗？

412
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,334
‪太好了

413
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,293
‪我们的马赛旅行还可以进行

414
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,456
‪请问糕点义卖结束了吗？

415
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,165
‪是的 不好意思

416
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,585
‪太好了
‪我听说卖不出去的都会免费送

417
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,592
‪是谁说的？埃里克

418
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,177
‪我也不知道 我可以要一些吗？

419
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:01,467
‪好吧

420
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,314
‪你们好

421
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,324
‪所以昨天是怎么了？

422
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,529
‪你没有和帕克斯顿霍尔吉田上床？

423
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,569
‪你对我们撒谎吗？

424
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,904
‪准确来说 我没有撒谎

425
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,028
‪是你们觉得我和他上床了
‪我只是没有纠正你们

426
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,026
‪那就是撒谎

427
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,541
‪好的 乔纳 我现在知道了

428
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,998
‪你为什么不跟我们说实话

429
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,130
‪老实说 当时看起来确实像是会发生

430
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,464
‪所以我跟你们说的
‪是未来会发生的事情

431
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,955
‪喂 你是在糊弄我们吗？

432
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,417
‪我也知道

433
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,216
‪对不起

434
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,848
‪我明白你们为什么用乔纳代替我了

435
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,809
‪什么？

436
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,469
‪我不是一个好的朋友

437
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,227
‪所以如果你们选了乔纳而不是我
‪我也能理解

438
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,307
‪德维 我们没想让乔纳取代你 

439
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:54,232
‪对啊 而且我和法布
‪又不是只能有一个朋友

440
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,608
‪恕我直言
‪我也不能一直和你们在一起

441
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,355
‪因为我还得有其他的社交生活

442
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,741
‪但是因为我
‪埃莉诺的妈妈差点暴露了你的性取向

443
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,289
‪反正我最后也出柜了

444
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,787
‪其实还不错

445
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,628
‪真的吗？太好了

446
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,923
‪对不起 我不知道自己当时在想什么

447
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,009
‪可能是我觉得
‪谎言比我的生活要更好吧

448
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,590
‪谎言一向美好

449
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,845
‪所以我在申请演员的简历上
‪写了我会骑摩托车

450
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,429
‪给我增加一点神秘感

451
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:27,023
‪但如果你接了一个
‪要骑摩托车的角色呢？

452
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,397
‪听我说 我想跟你们说
‪我真的知道错了

453
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,520
‪我发誓会做一个更好的朋友

454
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,822
‪那你不能再撒一些关于性生活的谎了

455
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,070
‪好的 没问题

456
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,824
‪绝对没有了

457
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,919
‪我还以为我们说好今天能脱稿呢

458
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,208
‪但如果你还需要看台词 那就看

459
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,712
‪我不能替你背下来

460
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:57,974
‪施莱克老师
‪我要向你介绍这一位专业演员

461
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,428
‪同时也是演员权益协会的成员
‪乔伊斯王

462
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,719
‪她同时也是我的母亲

463
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,553
‪很高兴认识您

464
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,008
‪我也是

465
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,598
‪今天可以让她观看我的彩排吗？

466
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,404
‪因为她 我才决定做演员

467
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,438
‪当然了 我最喜欢不速之客

468
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,903
‪何况她还是演艺专家

469
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,444
‪你一定很为她骄傲

470
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,397
‪她同时也是最年轻的主演

471
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,028
‪主演？

472
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,664
‪-天啊 那太棒了
‪-是啊

473
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,162
‪好吧 那我们现在开始？

474
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,164
‪大家都准备上台
‪我们就从第七场上次结束的地方开始

475
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,634
‪好的 汤姆 你先开始吧

476
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,497
‪我要去看电影

477
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,257
‪好啊 去看电影吧 去吧

478
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,929
‪千万别想起我们

479
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,346
‪一个被母亲遗弃

480
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,095
‪未婚失业的残疾姐姐

481
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:56,316
‪千万别让这些影响你继续自私地快乐

482
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,608
‪太棒了 埃莉诺
‪比凯瑟琳赫本演得还好

483
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,195
‪（帕克斯顿：你现在能来我家吗？）

484
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,746
‪这是什么？

485
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,919
‪帕克斯顿发短信给她 让她去他家？

486
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,129
‪德维 来帮忙 有麻烦了

487
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,959
‪埃莉诺的妈妈走了 就留下一张纸条

488
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,920
‪亲爱的埃莉诺

489
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,720
‪我真的很希望能够和你一起留在加州

490
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,715
‪但我知道要想让我这一生没有遗憾

491
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:33,097
‪我要再去百老汇试一试

492
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,307
‪请原谅我

493
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,609
‪爱你的妈妈

494
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,606
‪天啊

495
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,356
‪埃莉诺很崩溃 她辞演了

496
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,954
‪-什么？
‪-她说她再也不参加演出了

497
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,162
‪她现在在戏剧教室 整个人崩溃了

498
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,122
‪我们要帮她

499
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:54,246
‪我去给她拿点薰衣草油
‪我们等下在戏剧教室见

500
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,171
‪你可以演劳拉琳妮
‪给她读一本有声书

501
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,750
‪这样对她有效

502
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:04,547
‪这对她来说是个好机会
‪来实现她做一个好朋友的诺言

503
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,346
‪完了 这句话可没法忽略

504
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,123
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