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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪环球电视公司出品

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‪德维被郊狼袭击一周后

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‪帕克斯顿在医院说的话
‪还在她脑海里回荡

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‪所以没关系 我们是好朋友

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‪他当然只会和她做朋友

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‪谁会认为野生动物会是自己爸爸

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‪尽管德维想方设法
‪成为可以有性事的酷女孩

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‪她知道真相 她是个不合群的失败者

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‪还是扫性学究团的一员

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‪而且今天一定不会有改变

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‪你是茉莉公主吗？

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‪不是 不过谢谢 她很漂亮

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‪爱丽儿更漂亮

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‪阿拉丁在哪？

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‪我没有阿拉丁

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‪因为他只想和我做朋友

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‪好吧…

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‪你好 给我来两杯黑咖
‪和一大杯热可可

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‪但可不可以在杯子写拿铁

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‪我不想让别人觉得我奇怪

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‪我女儿能和你合个影吗？
‪你看着太美了

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‪不了 谢谢

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‪她很想发到她的照片墙

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‪太有民族特色了

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‪我很不喜欢我现在穿的衣服

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‪通常都不喜欢 今天更不喜欢

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‪她只是个小女孩

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‪先生 你不用这么说

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‪我只是不想照相

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‪还有为什么我们纪念什么
‪都要发社交媒体上？

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‪为何不活在当下？

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‪你24小时都在推特上

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‪你还给祝劳动节快乐的广告
‪回复了谢谢

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‪-好吧 那就照吧
‪-快去

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‪好啦

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‪要不要再来点甜甜圈？

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‪我倒想 艾拉 但我今天斋戒

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‪到斋月了？

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‪不是的 艾拉

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‪今天是甘尼许节

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{\an8}‪剧名：…感觉自己好像个印度人

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‪看着像印度广告吧？

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‪或是《夺宝奇兵》里的情节
‪其实不是

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‪这是甘尼许节

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‪甘尼许节是印度教
‪庆祝甘尼许神的节日

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‪也是和家人分享温馨时光的日子

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‪说到和家人的温馨时光

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‪我们来看看维什瓦库马尔一家

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‪妈妈 这纱丽太不舒服了

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‪怎么穿着这么痒？

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{\an8}‪穿纱丽的痒是印度女性的成人礼

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‪忍忍吧

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{\an8}‪我为什么不能像平常一样
‪穿库尔塔衫牛仔裤？

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{\an8}‪那样每次上厕所就不用光着半身了

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{\an8}‪德维你年龄到了

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{\an8}‪半纱丽更合适

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{\an8}‪妈妈 别说“到年龄”这种话

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{\an8}‪弄得我像妇科洗液广告里的女孩儿

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{\an8}‪-什么洗液？
‪-好了 都别提洗液这个词了

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{\an8}‪甘尼许神不能看到我女儿

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{\an8}‪穿着破牛仔裤
‪和写着“见色不忘友”的短袖

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{\an8}‪娜里妮有些心烦

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{\an8}‪这是莫汉去世

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{\an8}‪德维瘫痪后他们去的第一个庆典

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{\an8}‪上周艾杨格问我们庆典还去不去

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{\an8}‪是不是我们“最近太不如意了”

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{\an8}‪我都能听出来她可怜我们的语气

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{\an8}‪生活不如意就不去参加甘尼许节了？
‪那个贱人

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‪娜里妮姑姑 冷静点

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{\an8}‪印度教协会为什么
‪要在我的学校办庆典？

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{\an8}‪太低档了

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{\an8}‪本格罗斯的受戒礼
‪都是在杜比剧院办的

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‪那可是颁奥斯卡的地方

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{\an8}‪犹太人会省钱

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{\an8}‪我们印度人稍微有点钱

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{\an8}‪就直接跑到家得宝去买水泥喷泉了

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{\an8}‪我们就是挚爱喷泉

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{\an8}‪我爱死喷泉了

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‪德维

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{\an8}‪你知道萨吉蒂巴特查里亚
‪会去庆典吧？

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{\an8}‪你记得她那个没用的
‪白人丈夫罗恩吗？

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{\an8}‪事实上他并不是那么没用

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‪他在洛杉矶开了个高级大学顾问中心

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‪那九成的学生都进了常春藤名校

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‪而且他们都是精英

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‪连康奈尔和宾夕法尼亚大学都看不上

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‪他特别成功 还有自己的特斯拉

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‪我查了他房子的价格

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‪你们知道那房子多少钱吗？

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‪180万美元！

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‪-哇 他真有钱
‪-是的

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‪罗恩现在不想收太多学生

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‪所以要是想上普林斯顿的话
‪知道该怎么做吧？

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‪交给我吧 妈妈

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‪我最擅长赢取老教师的芳心

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‪好孩子

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‪（谢尔曼奧克斯高中）

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‪（南加州印度教协会）

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‪天啊 阿姨们过来了

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‪别看

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‪哪里？别看哪里？

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‪该死 卡玛拉

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‪阿姨就是和你没有血缘关系的人

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‪但却能过问你任何私事 还会批评你

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‪而且你还得笑脸相迎
‪因为你是印度人

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‪很高兴见到你 还有德维

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‪你能走动了真是太好了

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‪真是个奇迹

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‪我每天都为她祈祷

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‪我说“无论您为何要让她们受难

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‪请用我的功德宽恕她”

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‪谢谢 一定是您的祈祷带来了奇迹

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‪对 感激你一直挂念我们
‪阿尔琼怎么样？

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‪阿尔琼刚装了一套家庭影院

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‪两排座椅 杜比5,1版环绕音箱

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‪马上就要装爆米花机了

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‪萨努 她们不在乎你那套
‪无关紧要的家庭影院

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‪她们都这么不如意了

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‪我完全知道你们的感受

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‪我丈夫普瑞迪普得了睾丸癌

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‪望你节哀顺变

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‪哦不 他没事

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‪刚到一级病变 他们发现的早

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‪摘除掉了他的睾丸
‪现在他开始跑长跑了

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‪你说的对 我们的境遇太相似了

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‪你们认识我侄女卡玛拉吧？

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‪在加州理工读博士 马上就订婚了

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‪跟一位工程师

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‪那男孩的父母有两辆奔驰

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‪-两辆奔驰？
‪-太幸运了

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‪听着阿姨们的称赞
‪卡玛拉心情很沉重

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‪她不想结婚

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‪但还是强颜欢笑

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‪我在1984年法网比赛

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‪输给伦德尔后颁奖时也这样

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‪我去找罗恩

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‪好 我继续在这煎熬

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‪即便德维是印度人

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‪她从不觉得自己像这些女孩
‪这么印度风

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‪完全另一种风格

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‪所以有时她会觉得自己格格不入

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‪她们在这看着很酷

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‪但你能想象到其他地方
‪这看起来多蠢吗？

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‪那是我姐姐普丽缇

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‪她的宝莱坞舞蹈团
‪在梅西感恩节大游行时表演过

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‪还是在密保诺赞助的彩车上

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‪到底是谁蠢？

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‪见鬼 德维 普丽缇妹妹教育了你
‪说话注意点吧

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‪-赫里斯
‪-德维

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‪我就想在这见到有个性的人呢

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‪你知道有这样的人会来吗？

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‪太损了你

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‪你来这无聊的地方干什么？

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‪你不该在斯坦福用电脑玩飞盘的吗？

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‪我其实挺想来的

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‪来过甘尼许节？

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‪在山谷里的高中？你疯了吗？

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‪实话告诉我
‪你是不是请了病假回家？

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‪你是不是吃治痘药自杀？

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‪不是啦

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‪我知道我每年都会拿这个节日打趣

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‪但其实我挺想念过节的

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‪开玩笑吧？

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‪我要是去了普林斯顿 绝不回来

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‪我会做个无神主义者
‪每天和白人男友

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‪一起吃起司汉堡

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‪我也曾这么想

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‪但上了大学就不一样了

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‪我室友尼克是印第安人

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‪他太喜欢自己的文化了

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‪一开始我还想“你离父母这么远了

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‪没必要再假装在乎什么传统了”

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‪可之后他带我去了他们的帕瓦仪式

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‪没人会在一旁嘲笑自己的节日

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‪他们就是唱歌跳舞

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‪非常开心 这让我不禁思考

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‪“为什么我会觉得作为印度人
‪这么奇怪尴尬呢？”

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‪我该从哪说起呢？

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‪因为我妈说的每句话和做的每件事？

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‪我就想”我要这样继续做一个不喜欢

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‪自己文化的印度人吗？”

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‪这就是我们的态度 很糟糕

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‪好吧 我肯定不是这样的

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‪我热爱做印度人

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‪真是令人信服啊 德维

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‪我做印度人都比你看着自然

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‪你撒一撒莫汉的骨灰吧

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‪我把我妈的骨灰
‪撒到百乐宫的喷泉里了

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‪她曾经有赌瘾

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‪这很感人

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‪我只是没时间

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‪你要是不接受他的死亡
‪他去不了天堂的

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‪我是想问你 今天晚点儿时候

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‪能不能帮我看看我左胸下边的皮赘？

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‪我很乐意帮忙 好的

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‪我一会儿找你

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‪这是罗杰克斯南祭司

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00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,312
‪但大家都叫他罗祭司

200
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,691
‪他是协会的精神领袖
‪也很会活跃气氛

201
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,690
‪现在大家跟我念

202
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,573
‪开个玩笑 我们来点简单的

203
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,793
‪我很喜欢罗祭司 他很有意思

204
00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:38,908
‪上前来

205
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,707
‪你和罗恩说上话了吗？

206
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,668
‪我一上午都在讨好萨吉蒂

207
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,748
‪我甚至还答应给她的腋窝免费祛皱

208
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,294
‪还没 我没找到他

209
00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,087
‪你在500个印度人里

210
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,960
‪找不到一个中年白人吗？

211
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,127
‪上前来 我们准备好迎接下一组了

212
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,216
‪-把这个给罗祭司
‪-娜里妮

213
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‪谢谢

214
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,596
‪祈祷考上普林斯顿

215
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,930
‪别浪费了你的愿望 求什么世界和平

216
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,143
‪祈祷对德维来说一直是个难题

217
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,187
‪很容易分心

218
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,231
‪起初她祈祷保佑母亲和表姐身体健康

219
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,686
‪然后就走神了 开始想作业

220
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,856
‪想这个跪着的姿势
‪可以闻到除臭剂的味道

221
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,873
‪所以她必须要专注于她的愿望

222
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,699
‪梦想大学的录取通知书…

223
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,251
‪身体某个部位突然成熟…

224
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,054
‪嘿

225
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,682
‪来自学校里某个人突然的示好

226
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,800
‪我想我爱上你了

227
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,971
‪听到妈妈说她最想听到的话

228
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,768
‪真为你感到骄傲

229
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,734
‪你可以去做鼻环了

230
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,729
‪可今年不同

231
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,574
‪她不想要这些了

232
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,440
‪别丢球

233
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,565
‪厉害吧

234
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,411
‪她想要些别的

235
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,665
‪点上吉祥痣

236
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,377
‪此时卡玛拉也知道自己想要什么

237
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:13,670
‪希望她的未婚夫普拉桑特
‪在芝加哥大学读博时

238
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,506
‪爱上别人

239
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,511
‪那样就可以取消婚约

240
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,846
‪你不想结婚？

241
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,099
‪天啊 罗祭司 这也太吓人了
‪你太厉害了

242
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,819
‪你头发真黑啊

243
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,362
‪我姐姐丈夫去世后 她就不再染发了

244
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,283
‪我不想这么不在乎自己形象

245
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,953
‪莫汉也不会想让我那样的

246
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,161
‪还是不要引人误解比较好

247
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,952
‪误解什么？因为我没有白头发
‪我就不够爱我丈夫？

248
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,709
‪我们进去吧

249
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,039
‪我听说鲁帕胖了

250
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,337
‪找到了！白人大学咨询顾问罗恩

251
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,222
‪去搞定他 德维

252
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:05,980
‪你好 你是罗恩汉森巴特查里亚吗？

253
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,230
‪是的

254
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,899
‪很高兴认识你
‪我叫德维维什瓦库马尔

255
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,809
‪我是这个高中的学生

256
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:12,817
‪哦 好的

257
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,355
‪谢尔曼奧克斯高中是
‪常春藤很好的生源校

258
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,073
‪就是大学顾问苏珊太差劲了

259
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,204
‪对 她还是食堂阿姨

260
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,033
‪她手头事情很多

261
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:26,446
‪我是想说我希望能得到你的服务

262
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,907
‪你的成就太惊人了

263
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,917
‪过奖了 我是说

264
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:34,589
‪我去年只送了28个学生到常春藤
‪我本来想送30个的

265
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,300
‪另外两个去麻省理工了

266
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,090
‪人生总不能事事如意

267
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,591
‪我想我不是这样
‪因为我任何方面都很优秀

268
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,757
‪我参加了所有先修课程
‪并在学术评估测试预考中取得了高分

269
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,097
‪接的好 德维 毫不费力

270
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,443
‪我还在肾透析中心做义工

271
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,478
‪不做义工的时候

272
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,481
‪我会为越南老兵读比尔奥雷利的书

273
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:57,401
‪听我说…我娶了印度人
‪所以我可以这么说

274
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,565
‪作为这个充满活力团体的一员
‪我很骄傲

275
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,913
‪但大学不会想录取一个

276
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,160
‪简历过于精彩的印度优等生

277
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,752
‪什么？我是热衷于肾衰竭这门学问的

278
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,455
‪大学希望招经历不寻常的学生

279
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:11,826
‪我有个学生

280
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,626
‪他出了场车祸 死了30秒

281
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,920
‪他说上帝让他去耶鲁大学 成功了

282
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,549
‪我对坚果过敏 这不算寻常吧

283
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,642
‪-我其实知道你是谁
‪-是吗？

284
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,271
‪你是那个在音乐会上
‪亲眼目睹父亲去世后

285
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,729
‪瘫痪了的女孩儿

286
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,389
‪德维不相信自己这么大的人生悲剧

287
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,648
‪一句话就说完了 但事实就是这样

288
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,401
‪对 怎么？

289
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,647
‪这个故事太精彩了

290
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,317
‪这是你的王牌啊

291
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,775
‪如果你愿意聊聊

292
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,655
‪你可以进最棒的大学

293
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,622
‪但德维不想用父亲去世的故事

294
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,543
‪去博得大学面试官的兴趣

295
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,214
‪我不会这么做的

296
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,842
‪好吧 除了这个
‪我没看到你有什么闪光点

297
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,585
‪实话讲 我看不到你和其他那些

298
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,473
‪申请大学的印度学生有什么区别

299
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,720
‪我跟其他印度学生不一样

300
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,932
‪我也不是因为父亲去世了才有闪光点

301
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,512
‪那你有什么特别之处？

302
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,887
‪我不知道 罗恩

303
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,484
‪或许是我优秀的成绩和考试分数

304
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,942
‪或是我特别的个性

305
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,770
‪演示文稿做得好

306
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,936
‪我不需要一个租特斯拉开的
‪白种老男人

307
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,105
‪来告诉我我的特别之处

308
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,953
‪租赁也是一种财力证明！

309
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,487
‪而且我的月薪非常高！

310
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,371
‪看 有空座

311
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,542
‪不行 过来

312
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,328
‪孩子们 走开

313
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,537
‪那边说笑去

314
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,956
‪给吃饭的人腾地方

315
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,173
‪我们为什么不坐那？

316
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,628
‪那是加雅库亚瓦尔

317
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,888
‪钦奈人 在加州大学洛杉矶分校读博

318
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,971
‪父母给她在家找了个好男人

319
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,806
‪她却和一个美国人私奔了

320
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,232
‪是个穆斯林

321
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,400
‪父母再也没跟她说话

322
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,648
‪他们来参加婚礼了吗？

323
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,020
‪你疯了吗？
‪没听见我说他是个穆斯林吗？

324
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,402
‪为她感到惋惜

325
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,032
‪我们该和她坐一起

326
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,071
‪不能冒这个风险

327
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,744
‪我们已经徘徊在边缘地带了

328
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,073
‪德维 你干了什么？

329
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,238
‪我听七八个阿姨说
‪你跟大学顾问罗恩吵起来了

330
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,698
‪还嘲笑他的车

331
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:14,747
‪他活该

332
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,330
‪他说我和其他申请大学的
‪印度学生没区别

333
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,956
‪太没礼貌了

334
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,753
‪对你太失望了

335
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,628
‪-我去别的地方吃
‪-快走

336
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,306
‪这是你的吗？

337
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,845
‪-非常感谢
‪-没关系

338
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,227
‪你忘在桌子上了

339
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,363
‪在你和你姑姑躲开我后

340
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,860
‪坐下来的那张桌子上

341
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,822
‪不是 我们没想躲着你

342
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,282
‪你看起来很受欢迎
‪我们不想占了你朋友们的座

343
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:52,622
‪好吧

344
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,459
‪我想避开这些阿姨一会儿

345
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,881
‪去看看贩卖机那儿有什么 我请客

346
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,132
‪好呀

347
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,628
‪对 我算是圣费尔南多谷

348
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,966
‪印度社区中的海丝特白兰

349
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,301
‪我希望能简单比喻我的处境

350
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,467
‪但这个更准确

351
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,805
‪那你最后对自己的决定开心吗？

352
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,351
‪即便你离婚了

353
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,524
‪当然不开心

354
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,523
‪看看我

355
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,734
‪我最亲密的印度朋友
‪是我刚认识七分钟的人

356
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,066
‪不开心 我希望当初听我家人的话

357
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,612
‪嫁给他们为我选的男人

358
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,779
‪那样我没准就不会离婚

359
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,954
‪孩子们问到外婆外公的时候

360
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,623
‪我都不知道怎么答复他们

361
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,913
‪他们或许会不再计较的

362
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,671
‪你有吸毒的兄妹吗？

363
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,748
‪或是上社区大学的？那会好一些

364
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,634
‪没有 我的两个兄弟
‪都是神经外科医生

365
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,132
‪跟一对身家百万的
‪印度教姐妹一天结的婚

366
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,838
‪要是我表妹 她会说 这太倒霉了

367
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,257
‪是的 是这样的

368
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,642
‪好了 我该走了

369
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,687
‪当别人都对你议论纷纷时
‪有些事就没那么美好了

370
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,773
‪不过 祝你订婚成功

371
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,150
‪别搞砸了 记住了？

372
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,577
‪德维？

373
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,586
‪帕克斯顿？你在这儿干什么？

374
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,169
‪练游泳 你呢？

375
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,625
‪就是…甘尼许节

376
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,926
‪奇怪的印度风俗

377
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,012
‪怎么庆祝呢？

378
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:38,064
‪吃东西然后向甘尼许祈祷

379
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,603
‪他是象头神

380
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,484
‪是印度人挺重要的神

381
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,983
‪我是说印度教徒

382
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,613
‪因为还有穆斯林教徒
‪锡克教徒、耆那教徒…

383
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,281
‪-其实…
‪-好了 你不用

384
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,069
‪给我普及印度百科知识

385
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,203
‪抱歉

386
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,696
‪所以是甘尼许节搞得你生气踢柜子？

387
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,203
‪不 跟那个没关系 那没…

388
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,544
‪你是在开玩笑啊

389
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,126
‪我只是脾气火爆 我在努力改啦

390
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,497
‪你确实脾气不小

391
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,837
‪不是我的错

392
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,512
‪一个老混蛋刚说我太印度了

393
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,761
‪其他人却认为我不够像印度人

394
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,973
‪说实话 我就想吃个甜甜圈

395
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,724
‪可我现在却困在这里

396
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,715
‪管别人怎么想呢？

397
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,979
‪你就是你 维什瓦库马尔

398
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,649
‪对了 你穿这衣服很漂亮

399
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,863
‪他刚刚在说她漂亮吗？

400
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,152
‪天啊！或许她并不是只能做朋友

401
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,703
‪好了 我受够了这些社交活动了

402
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,406
‪-你准备好回家了吗？
‪-好了

403
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,666
‪-你看到德维了吗？
‪-没有

404
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,168
‪她可能偷薯片时候

405
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,960
‪胳膊卡在自动售货机里了

406
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,043
‪以前就这样过

407
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,208
‪我去看看

408
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,923
‪-娜里妮
‪-嗯

409
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:52,915
‪你要走了？

410
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,375
‪对 时间差不多了

411
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,473
‪真高兴看到你走出家门

412
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,473
‪-德维也恢复了
‪-谢谢

413
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,515
‪她要是又不能走了就找我

414
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,348
‪我有个表弟是卖医药产品的

415
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,063
‪一定给你找一台便宜又好的轮椅

416
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,981
‪-女士们你们好
‪-您好 祭司先生

417
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,860
‪你们谁能搭我一程吗？

418
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,986
‪娜里妮今天过得太憋屈了

419
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:16,108
‪她需要出口气 即便是在小事上

420
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,276
‪我可以

421
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,292
‪太好了 你能带我去家得宝公司吗？

422
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,658
‪我的荣幸

423
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,423
‪太好了 我一直想买个漂亮的喷泉

424
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,787
‪你太善良了

425
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,496
‪我可以叫个快车的

426
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,046
‪我们的祭司去打车？

427
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,259
‪接下来呢
‪莫迪总理去搭外卖的车吗？

428
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,879
‪我死也不会同意的

429
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,008
‪今天的庆典很有趣

430
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,343
‪我喜欢你用的香薰

431
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,968
‪好像我们在大麻商店一样

432
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,721
‪谢谢 你可以在我网站上买…

433
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,807
‪coolhindude.com

434
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:51,574
‪我希望你们
‪都从今天的祈祷中明确了思想

435
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,818
‪当然 完全明确了

436
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,900
‪非常明确 祭司先生

437
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,584
‪太好了

438
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,421
‪谢谢你载我过来

439
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,536
‪这车坐着很舒服

440
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,206
‪我们的荣幸 祭司先生

441
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,464
‪即便有痛苦

442
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,916
‪也会因你们一家人的善良而消退

443
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,803
‪神明永远都看的到

444
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,019
‪你想上哪所大学？

445
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,939
‪-普林斯顿
‪-我会私下去和神明说的

446
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,607
‪谢谢你们送我 湖人加油！

447
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,495
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