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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪环球电视公司出品

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{\an8}‪♪

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{\an8}‪奥利弗！你干什么呢？

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{\an8}‪-没什么 亲爱的
‪-抱歉

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‪很抱歉误入了你们这么精彩的视频

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‪视频还能用吗？

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‪我不知道

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‪奥利弗 你觉得她健美苗条的身材
‪毁了我们的视频吗？

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‪-这是道送命题
‪-是的

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‪好了 你们要是忙完乱七八糟的了

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‪就都回家吧

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‪德维需要给花园除草

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‪烂掉的番茄开始招老鼠了

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‪可那是爸爸的花园
‪为什么现在让我打理？

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‪我也可以打理…

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‪如果你可以接手我的皮肤病诊所

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‪那我们就都有工作了

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‪好吧 那我能不能
‪单独跟我朋友呆五分钟？

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‪三分钟

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‪而且那男孩得离开

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‪我能把我剩下的饮料带走吗？

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‪带走吧

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‪-一会见 亲爱的
‪-好

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‪-有几个赞了？
‪-到现在就两个

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‪一个是埃莉诺爸爸 另一个是…

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‪埃莉诺爸爸的牙医

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‪能理解 他想讨好我

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‪让我对我继母好些

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‪他休想 莎伦她太没劲了

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‪帕克斯顿呢？他肯定得赞啊

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‪还没有

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‪事实上 帕克斯顿和德维
‪现在没什么关系

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‪既然我们和好了
‪那明天你家车库见？

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‪说实话我觉得还是算了

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‪有点怪怪的 你觉得呢？

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‪所以她才想立刻把这个
‪性感舞蹈发出去

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‪这样帕克斯顿可能会点个赞
‪还可能会喜欢她

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‪等等 我看你俩在学校不怎么说话了

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‪他是不是把你当情人了
‪公众场合都不搭理你？

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‪太恶心了

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‪是啊 情人

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‪不 我们感情很好 不用担心

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‪他把你介绍给他的朋友了吗？

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‪-没有 不过…
‪-这个混蛋！

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‪-他嫌弃你
‪-用“嫌弃”这个词不合适吧

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‪相信我 他就是嫌弃

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‪所以我讨厌男人

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‪除了你的男朋友吧 亚历克斯戈麦斯

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‪是啊 没有 亚历克斯戈麦斯

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‪我喜欢他 他对我很重要

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‪德维 要是帕克斯顿不承认你的身份
‪我发誓一定会痛扁他

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‪我可学了三个学期的搏击

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‪三分钟到啦！

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‪再见 伙计们

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{\an8}‪剧名：…跟风云人物一起喝醉酒

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‪-德维 你知道这是什么吗？
‪-番茄

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‪不 这是世界上最好的番茄

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‪因为它是我们种在这里的

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‪是我们耐心和勤奋的结晶

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‪那为什么其他的那么难看？

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‪那些长虫了 我还得去买些药

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‪来 我们进去拿给妈妈看

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‪妈妈 看我们找到了什么

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‪假如安妮弗兰克有手机

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‪（二战）

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{\an8}‪假如温斯顿丘吉尔有无线网

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{\an8}‪这周我们来分组设想一下

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{\an8}‪可以在二战时期
‪减轻战争残酷程度的手机应用

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{\an8}‪能不能有一天让我们学点
‪以后先修课考试的东西啊？

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{\an8}‪我可是下了很大功夫

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{\an8}‪给你们找到这种新颖课程的

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{\an8}‪就这样 赶紧三人结组

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‪要跟我一组吗？

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{\an8}‪哇哦 他是不是看到她的性感舞蹈
‪改变主意了？

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{\an8}‪好 没问题 我可以

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{\an8}‪-好 我也来你们组
‪-好

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‪好了 谁还没有结组？

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‪本可以来我们组

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‪我想自己一组

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{\an8}‪我不想让任何人拉低我报告的质量

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{\an8}‪这样的话 我们就得有个四人小组了

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{\an8}‪那本和伊芙都去
‪埃莉诺和法比奥拉组吧

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‪周一展示成果

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{\an8}‪可以去我家

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{\an8}‪我冰箱里还有超级多三明治

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{\an8}‪太棒了

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{\an8}‪那…你是谁？

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‪她是德维 人不错

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{\an8}‪她擅长做这些 肯定能得优秀

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{\an8}‪-所以我才叫她的
‪-给力

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‪再见

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‪史蒂夫？

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{\an8}‪-嗨
‪-嗨 卡玛拉

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{\an8}‪我刚去芝士蛋糕工厂那里吃的午饭

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‪点的我们常吃的

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{\an8}‪不加培根的烤薯球

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{\an8}‪对

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{\an8}‪可是吃不完

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{\an8}‪我们分手以后我状态很不好

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{\an8}‪当然 也因为那里饭分量太大了

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{\an8}‪我看还有人拿桶吃意面

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‪我知道 我也想你

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‪我看到一对情侣骑双人自行车

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‪就想起了你不会骑车子的样子

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‪是啊

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‪那再见了

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‪等等 卡玛拉 这太不正常了

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‪你父母不能强迫你跟他结婚的

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‪他们没有强迫我

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‪我是有选择的

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‪可以选择家庭或是羞愧一生

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‪让我和我的后代都蒙受耻辱

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‪这太扯了

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‪或许吧 但我不能背叛我的家庭

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‪我很抱歉

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‪你还是找别人陪你去本田中心球场

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‪看21飞行员的音乐会吧

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‪我这么说吧

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‪我不相信一个有十足勇气

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‪能跨越半个地球追寻梦想的女人

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‪会让别人去安排自己的伴侣

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‪德维 名字真好听

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‪知道吗 给我纹眉的女士也是印度人

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‪你认识她吗？

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‪不知道 她叫什么？

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‪我不确定 可能是…

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‪普拉古布什玛拉？

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‪嘿 抱歉我来晚了

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‪帕克斯顿！

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‪天啊 游泳游出这么多肌肉啦

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‪要是你的舞伴放你鸽子了
‪可以来找我

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‪就在最近的酒吧

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‪谢谢 我不是很担心这个问题

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‪我从七年级就开始参加舞会了

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‪你肯定能把我抱起来扔出去

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‪妈 出去吧 我们要做功课了

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‪那…我们集思广益讨论一下吧？

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‪我有个好想法

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‪能把手机变成枪的手机应用怎么样？

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‪那你就能用枪打死纳粹 战争结束

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‪那应用怎么把手机变成枪呢？

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‪就像变形金刚那样 按个按钮就变了

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‪-好 好想法啊 特伦特
‪-谢啦

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‪既然是集思广益 我也有些想法

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‪太棒了 你有什么想法 小德？

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‪天啊！帕克斯顿
‪刚刚竟然给她起了外号？

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‪不打算深交的人

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‪是不会互相起外号的

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‪说道D 你看佐伊的照片墙了吗？

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‪她发了个开合跳的短视频

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‪真的假的？

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‪老兄 让我看看

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‪看着真是催眠啊

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‪重新给我做个指甲吧

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‪我想做个圆角方形
‪要高雅的渐变中粉色

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‪法布 你呢？

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‪刷透明指甲油吧

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‪别这样 试试有趣的指尖艺术

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‪我见一个女孩做了一套
‪冰淇淋形状的狂野表情

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‪那好吧 给我做小电脑吧？

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‪不行 那太丑了

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‪试点女性化的 像花或者小鸟

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‪你最喜欢什么鸟？

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‪好像是鸡

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‪好吧 小组项目做得如何呢？

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‪还行吧

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‪我和埃莉诺和烦人的本合作

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‪还有个女生 伊芙

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‪听上去某人有喜欢的人啦

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‪什么？没有 我没喜欢谁

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‪作为科学家 法比奥拉更习惯
‪直观的数据化生活

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‪你好 法比奥拉

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‪你好 机尔斯布鲁斯南

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‪所以她对这种复杂的新感觉很不理解

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‪是吗？我是说
‪我高中时喜欢哪个男生

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‪我就会说他烦人

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‪我可不喜欢本

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‪他有私人教练就不上体育课了

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‪好吧 那你喜欢你们班哪个男生呢？

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‪没有

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‪我可能理论上有个男朋友
‪叫亚历克斯戈麦斯

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‪什么？天啊 法布！

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‪我太高兴了

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‪我一直盼望你能交个男朋友

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‪交男朋友是才是上高中的意义

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‪不过 他是个人 不是机器人吧？

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‪是人

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‪太好了

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‪德维你想看什么？

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‪我找到一个讲公主爱上清洁工的
‪宝莱坞电影

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‪只有七小时长

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‪不要 我们看《河谷镇》

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‪（选择观看人群）

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‪准备观看青少年的朦胧爱情吧

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‪他们是高中生？

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‪他们父母允许他们在家一起洗澡？

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‪是的 卡玛拉
‪欢迎观看美式青少年电视剧

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‪这些演员比妈妈还老

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‪我能问你个问题吗？

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‪一个男孩为什么会突然对你很好

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‪比如他选择跟你一组做项目
‪还给你起外号

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‪虽然外号起的有点爷们儿

204
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,382
‪但是不是意味着他想做你男友？

205
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,337
‪你问我干什么？我不懂男朋友这种事

206
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,215
‪有人说我懂吗？

207
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,224
‪我只是不知道问谁

208
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,564
‪妈妈嫁给爸爸前没谈过恋爱

209
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,640
‪我也不会

210
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,644
‪我第一个男友就会是我丈夫

211
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,016
‪你问错人了

212
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,645
‪行吧

213
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,306
‪抱歉提这些

214
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,857
‪我去拿喝的

215
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,448
‪这里边还有谋杀剧情吗？

216
00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,029
‪这到底是什么剧？

217
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:00,739
‪天啊！

218
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,713
‪走开！离开我爸的花园
‪你这只臭郊狼

219
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,748
‪德维向来不信鬼神

220
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,842
‪但她分明感觉到了眼前这一幕的灵异

221
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,260
‪她总觉得见过这只郊狼

222
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,135
‪仿佛他们了解彼此

223
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,814
‪突然她知道这只郊狼是谁了

224
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:29,766
‪爸爸？

225
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,614
‪经历后院发生的灵异事件后

226
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,316
‪德维决定上网搜索答案

227
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,826
‪看着好棒啊

228
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,249
‪做的太好了 就像专业的一样

229
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,254
‪谢啦 大帕

230
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,211
‪什么？

231
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,210
‪因为你之前叫我小德

232
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,753
‪是吗？奇怪

233
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,631
‪我写了任务说明和论点

234
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,466
‪向股东介绍“帮克”
‪是如何在闪电战期间

235
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,722
‪帮助伦敦人寻找可使用防空洞的

236
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,888
‪特伦特 你做标志了吗？

237
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,984
‪做了

238
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,562
‪-这个B就代表“帮克”
‪-不错

239
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,152
‪很好

240
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,900
‪我只是觉得太简易了

241
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,942
‪我们可以在B字母里加个人

242
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,486
‪不要 听着就麻烦 我喜欢我这个

243
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,821
‪你做了这么多 太酷了

244
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,946
‪值得一提的是 我想了个标语

245
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:23,993
‪那太好了

246
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,036
‪这可占10%的分数呢 是什么？

247
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,620
‪好 听好了

248
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,245
‪“‘帮克’ 点击图标 打开应用

249
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:33,342
‪输入地址 你会找到街区里

250
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,709
‪可用的防空洞

251
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,094
‪‘帮克’”

252
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,554
‪这标语烂透了

253
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,013
‪标语要简练和吸引人

254
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,473
‪就像“活出精彩”

255
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,853
‪闭嘴吧 老兄 这很不错了

256
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,929
‪你想在班里念三遍吗？

257
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,475
‪让德维写吧 她是组里最聪明的

258
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,309
‪不 挺好的 帕克斯顿

259
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,944
‪我就快速说完你俩这部分

260
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,522
‪确保一切顺利进行

261
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,897
‪好 没问题 我们没事了就行

262
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,531
‪你周末还来聚会吗？

263
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,912
‪肯定的啊 一定到

264
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,238
‪绝对精彩

265
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,833
‪我爸妈出城了
‪所以我表哥会带我去贝弗买酒

266
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,369
‪你要开个没有爸妈的聚会？

267
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,457
‪不知道是不是该这么说
‪但绝对很好玩

268
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,369
‪我把认识的人都邀请了

269
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,378
‪让我想起了

270
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,709
‪喝 还是不喝？

271
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,964
‪这是个问题

272
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,545
‪德维在想

273
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,470
‪要是特伦特认识的人都会被邀请

274
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,838
‪特伦特又认识她 那她也会被邀请

275
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,847
‪这次聚会是她向帕克斯顿
‪证明自己的好时机

276
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,601
‪还能将性事提上日程

277
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,390
‪犹步是个好想法 你们太傻了

278
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,557
‪帮犹太人摆脱纳粹的共享汽车

279
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,556
‪这太有才了

280
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,857
‪并不是的

281
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,940
‪这是个把犹太人位置
‪告诉陌生人的应用

282
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,566
‪然后派车去包围他们

283
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,783
‪无所谓 这是这间教室里
‪最聪明的人想出来的想法

284
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,244
‪你们不喜欢 因为你们都是反犹主义

285
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,119
‪其实我是犹太人

286
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,995
‪那不算你 你们俩烂透了

287
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,500
‪没了你们的呆瓜领袖
‪你们一点用也没有

288
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,502
‪德维不是呆瓜
‪她是有个性的印度女孩

289
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,495
‪她有自己的主见

290
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,804
‪去年万圣节
‪她和图书管理员穿情侣装

291
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,842
‪这是经典的呆瓜行为

292
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,926
‪是吗？呆瓜会和我们学校的
‪帕克斯顿霍尔吉田上床吗？

293
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,183
‪好吧

294
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,095
‪是真的

295
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,482
‪德维和帕克斯顿简直如胶似漆

296
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,561
‪好吧 关我什么事

297
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,645
‪我会按我的想法自己做项目

298
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,443
‪你们接受就行了

299
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:23,900
‪奥利弗到了

300
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,528
‪我们要坐在他热乎乎的浴缸里
‪一起唱歌了

301
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,445
‪再见了 女王们

302
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,793
‪我也该走了

303
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,867
‪我喜欢你的指甲 那些小鸡好可爱

304
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,120
‪谢谢

305
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,501
‪你走之前 我想问一下

306
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,085
‪我和几个朋友周末要去募捐

307
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,341
‪帮助青年同性恋中心的人

308
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,144
‪你感兴趣的话可以来

309
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,886
‪你为什么邀请我？

310
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,557
‪因为我觉得你可能会感兴趣

311
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,849
‪你为什么没邀请埃莉诺和本呢？

312
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,770
‪不知道 他们有点不合适吧

313
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,824
‪-我想可能…
‪-你可能误会我了

314
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,534
‪我要去参加我的第一次聚会了

315
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,486
‪那应该很有趣

316
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,286
‪我顺便问个事情

317
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,247
‪你介意去店里帮我买个丁字裤吗？

318
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,666
‪-什么？
‪-我妈不会给我买的

319
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,995
‪简单红色蕾丝的就行

320
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,495
‪前边带水钻镶着“上我”字样的话

321
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,008
‪我才不给你买这种低俗的丁字裤

322
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,841
‪那我就把平时穿的内裤剪了 没关系

323
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,505
‪重要的是生活现在好了

324
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,977
‪我基本忘记之前那些伤心的事了

325
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,309
‪忘记不是目的

326
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,904
‪我们想让你过渡发生在你身上的事

327
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,150
‪尤其是失去你爸爸

328
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,782
‪我在过渡了

329
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,149
‪其实我那天跟我爸还说话了

330
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,697
‪好啊 你用的疗伤日记？

331
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,662
‪不 他变成郊狼来找我了

332
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,452
‪你说什么？

333
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,079
‪你会大惊小怪吗？

334
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,004
‪要是会 我就不跟你讲了

335
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,293
‪你可以畅所欲言 继续

336
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,206
‪好吧 其实…

337
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,416
‪那晚我后院有只郊狼

338
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,967
‪那绝对就是我爸

339
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,340
‪它在我爸的花园里

340
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,836
‪叼起了他的棒球

341
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,012
‪而且它的眼睛…

342
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,434
‪就是我爸

343
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,477
‪这是一次美好的际遇

344
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,108
‪接下来

345
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,819
‪你可能会看到蝴蝶是你爸爸

346
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,361
‪或者一只鸟 一阵微风或…

347
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,445
‪不是的 瑞安医生

348
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,570
‪我这不是心理暗示

349
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,998
‪我从那只郊狼身上看到了我爸的灵魂

350
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,118
‪好吧

351
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,751
‪如果你再看到那只郊狼

352
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,165
‪我希望你能和它交流

353
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,837
‪告诉它你的感受

354
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,166
‪-我会的
‪-好孩子

355
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,394
‪那…你要是不给我买丁字裤

356
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,889
‪你这里有酒能让我带到派对吗？

357
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,135
‪出去

358
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,310
‪妈妈 抱歉打扰你

359
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,436
‪我有些自己的杂事要做

360
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,784
‪我们项目没做完

361
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,609
‪我现在得回到特伦特家去

362
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,025
‪我太笨了

363
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,573
‪项目还没做完吗？

364
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,830
‪你和笨学生在一组吗？

365
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,738
‪妈妈 我跟你说过

366
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,946
‪指导老师不让家长

367
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,117
‪用这个消极的词

368
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,294
‪这就是为什么美国教育在退步

369
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,383
‪因为每个人都被特别对待

370
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,839
‪其实他们大多都该辍学去干点营生

371
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,379
‪要是美国有足够的空中监管

372
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,804
‪我们也不至于欠中国的债

373
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,837
‪抱怨完了吗？
‪我可以去特伦特家了吗？

374
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,756
‪好吧 去吧 给他带点时思糖

375
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,926
‪不是一串那个

376
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,178
‪那是给我同事的

377
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,056
‪美国没人这么做的 妈妈

378
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,813
‪所以中国正在击败我们

379
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,356
‪我的孩子不可以大晚上

380
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,900
‪两手空空的去见别人家家长

381
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,334
‪等下 你在看《河谷镇》？

382
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,254
‪对 我得从头看跟上剧情

383
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,844
‪这个剧的有趣之处是
‪每个人背景都不一样

384
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,261
‪-但都那么火辣
‪-是的

385
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,129
‪我要去同学家学习

386
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,926
‪所以我借你高筒靴用一下

387
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,469
‪我不明白有什么关联 你为什么…

388
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,140
‪…看到你平安我就放心了

389
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,975
‪即便我很喜欢贾格德

390
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,940
‪看到你和他结束了 我很欣慰

391
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,690
‪结束？我爱贾格德

392
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,691
‪他和你一样是我的家人

393
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,647
‪现在他比你更像家人

394
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,447
‪你哪都别想去 丫头

395
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,871
‪我要去找贾格德

396
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,948
‪今晚别逼我 妈妈

397
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,960
‪否则我一定会反抗

398
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,421
‪哦 贝蒂

399
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,245
‪能跟父母对抗 你得多有勇气啊

400
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,181
‪嘿 你来干什么？

401
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,431
‪忘了拿计算器吗？

402
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,135
‪哇！德维你来了

403
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,187
‪还带了加州脆糖

404
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,230
‪太酷了 进来吧

405
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,985
‪-喝点什么吗？
‪-好啊

406
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,445
‪啤酒吧 我喜欢液体面包

407
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,071
‪人们这么叫它吗？

408
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,533
‪我想是吧

409
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,366
‪你不喝吗？

410
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,830
‪游泳赛季期间我不喝 得保养好身体

411
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,042
‪是啊

412
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,082
‪我要是拥有你的身体
‪我也会好好对待

413
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,172
‪抱歉 这么说有点奇怪

414
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,422
‪没关系 你本就是个怪女孩

415
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,174
‪嘿 这是什么意思？

416
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,466
‪像是嘲笑的一句话
‪却把气氛搞得有点暧昧

417
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,351
‪我那个年代 你要是喜欢谁
‪向看台上一指

418
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,679
‪她们就会冲你扔内衣了

419
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,603
‪这？真不知道这算什么

420
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,852
‪嘿

421
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,063
‪菲尔吃了迷幻蘑菇 现在迷糊了

422
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,234
‪要去耍耍他吗？

423
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,232
‪必须去啊 你妈还有旧洋娃娃吗？

424
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,154
‪-他会吓尿裤子的
‪-肯定的

425
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,444
‪菲尔！

426
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,908
‪嘿 我们好像是一个眼科医生

427
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,286
‪墨西哥饭店旁边？

428
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,922
‪同志们？谁想吃披萨？

429
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,673
‪要是塔可就好了

430
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,929
‪给你拿点佳得乐吧？
‪你看着有些饥渴啊

431
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:21,971
‪你在这儿干什么？

432
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,894
‪你的朋友不是俩指头就能数过来吗？

433
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,182
‪这话还轮不到你说

434
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,475
‪你在这儿干什么？这些人都不喜欢你

435
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519
‪他们喜欢我 你好吗 特伦特？

436
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,185
‪无所谓

437
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,692
‪希拉和佐伊一起玩曲棍球
‪她邀请的我们

438
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,235
‪-这样啊
‪-你跟谁来的？

439
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,033
‪我都跟帕克斯顿聊了一晚上了

440
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573
‪所以算是他吧

441
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,487
‪是吗？那个帕克斯顿吗？

442
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,948
‪天啊 帕克斯顿快停下

443
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,906
‪我的酒都快洒了

444
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,826
‪帕克斯顿和佐伊 挺火辣的一对啊？

445
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,169
‪她也就是胸以下

446
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,666
‪和下巴以上好看

447
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,005
‪她脖子难看死了

448
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,840
‪让德维伤心的

449
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,835
‪不是看帕克斯顿
‪和同级最性感女生搭讪

450
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,388
‪而是错信能有机会和他在一起

451
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,679
‪你最好慢点喝

452
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,097
‪你最好闭嘴

453
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,476
‪好吧…

454
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,318
‪醉酒加粗鲁

455
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,151
‪要我说德维这样就是在自我毁灭

456
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,738
‪见鬼！草坪上有只郊狼

457
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,951
‪喂 你要干什么？

458
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,463
‪别担心 它不会伤害我的

459
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,080
‪德维 小心啊

460
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:37,962
‪爸爸？

461
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,415
‪我知道是你

462
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,632
‪我好想你

463
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,258
‪你是来鼓励我的 是吗？

464
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,178
‪不！

465
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,347
‪郊狼刚吃了扫性学究团的一员

466
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,856
‪这不就是《小红帽》的情节吗

467
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,398
‪你死了吗？

468
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,069
‪来 抓住我 我扶着你

469
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:12,124
‪天啊 同志们
‪我真不该自己去那个聚会的

470
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,455
‪我被咬惨了

471
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,037
‪无所谓啦 你跟帕克斯顿在一起吧？

472
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,416
‪你们会像《实习医生格蕾》里那样
‪在医院里做爱的

473
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,589
‪去储物间站着做吧

474
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,640
‪我应该进不了储物间

475
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,759
‪好吧 那就去停尸房

476
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,176
‪我才不要去停尸房做

477
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,224
‪去停尸房做什么？

478
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,680
‪偷骨头

479
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,398
‪好想法 你会进监狱的

480
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,728
‪谢了

481
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,528
‪-你在照片墙上可是火了
‪-什么意思？

482
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,029
‪是啊 大家都以为你死了

483
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,528
‪来我们照张相 让他们知道你还活着

484
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,250
‪等等 你要把照片发到状态里？

485
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,081
‪不在临时故事里？

486
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,376
‪对 标记一下你自己

487
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,420
‪我想知道

488
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,012
‪你为什么接近那只郊狼？

489
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:10,055
‪听起来可能很疯狂
‪我觉得它是我去世的父亲

490
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,314
‪很明显它不是 因为它把我咬了

491
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,186
‪我能理解

492
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,230
‪那你不觉得我很蠢吗？

493
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,315
‪你是很蠢

494
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,441
‪但是是善良的蠢

495
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,614
‪等等 这什么意思？

496
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,986
‪这是德维一直在等的吗？

497
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,664
‪所以没关系 我们是好朋友

498
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,872
‪朋友？

499
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,655
‪天啊！这比被郊狼咬了还伤人

500
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,367
‪我的天啊 德维！

501
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:38,827
‪你是谁？在这儿干什么？

502
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,247
‪你好 维什瓦库马尔医生

503
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:44,340
‪德维被郊狼咬了 但现在病情稳定了

504
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,553
‪是吗？她现在稳定了吗？

505
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,593
‪她的生命体征呢？

506
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,926
‪再跟我讲讲呗 流氓小子

507
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,965
‪-赶紧滚出去！
‪-妈妈

508
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,306
‪赶紧走

509
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,811
‪我的神啊 你知道我有多担心吗？

510
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,403
‪有人打电话说你被野生动物吃了

511
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:03,068
‪然后我来了护士告诉我这都因为

512
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,480
‪你喝醉了！

513
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,648
‪我肩膀疼！

514
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,275
‪到底什么让你这么没规矩？

515
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,744
‪我知道我做错了

516
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,664
‪我只是想做个正常的青少年

517
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,912
‪正常青少年最后都进监狱了

518
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,655
‪还有更惨的 去泽西麦克上班的

519
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,746
‪希望你这次玩爽了

520
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,501
‪因为到你毕业之前 你都被禁足了

521
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,214
‪哦不 说错了
‪应该是到你孩子毕业那天

522
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,170
‪我去给你找医生

523
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,890
‪（帕克斯顿关注了你）

524
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,723
‪（帕克斯顿赞了你的视频）

525
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,608
‪卡玛拉？

526
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,108
‪你在这儿干什么？

527
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,941
‪我猜你想吃点不加培根的烤薯球

528
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,988
‪很感谢你这么做 可是…

529
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,486
‪我们只做朋友太难了

530
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,248
‪我不是来跟你做朋友的
‪我想和你在一起

531
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,424
‪即便你的出身不好

532
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,210
‪或是你父亲因挪用公款入狱

533
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,802
‪最后那句我没听懂

534
00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:07,673
‪抱歉

535
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,926
‪我刚看完16个小时的《河谷镇》

536
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,428
‪还有一个同人小说
‪里边贾格德吻了哈利波特

537
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,966
‪那 等下

538
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,223
‪你要跟我在一起？

539
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,683
‪是的

540
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,359
‪那你家人呢？

541
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,358
‪我不在乎他们怎么想

542
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,738
‪但我也不打算告诉他们

543
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,529
‪我们就继续假装
‪我要接受他们安排的婚礼

544
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:33,454
‪好吗？

545
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,280
‪你说跟我在一起后
‪我什么都没听进去了

546
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,384
‪我们的应用可以让你
‪免受灾难性炸弹袭击

547
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,750
‪设想平常的一天
‪在广岛的你早上醒来

548
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,757
‪好奇出去转转是否安全

549
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,553
‪周一周二看上去天空晴朗

550
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,844
‪可以去公园转转

551
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,757
‪但是到了周三

552
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:57,893
‪会有原子弹

553
00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,516
‪那就出城去吧

554
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,059
‪只要别去长崎就行

555
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,902
‪非常有创造性

556
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,191
‪好 下一组

557
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,154
‪帕克斯顿、特伦特和德维

558
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,910
‪我们组做的应用叫“帮克”

559
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,829
‪假设你在法国 正处于闪弹战时期

560
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,868
‪闪电战

561
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,865
‪你该如何找到安全的地方
‪让自己不被炸死

562
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,374
‪有了“帮克” 你就可以找到
‪街区附近的藏身点

563
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,497
‪可以免受德军炸弹或者…

564
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,535
‪或者郊狼

565
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,496
‪郊狼女孩！耶！

566
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,918
‪郊狼女孩！

567
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:33,925
‪郊狼女孩！

568
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,141
‪郊狼女孩！

569
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,216
‪郊狼女孩！

570
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,523
‪郊狼虽不是

571
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,105
‪来自天堂和她谈心的爸爸

572
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,570
‪但也算对她有帮助

573
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:56,070
‪要是满月时候 你觉得你会怎么样？

574
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,196
‪-那是狼人 老兄
‪-哦对

575
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,583
‪嘿 伊芙 我…

576
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:05,212
‪嘿 法布 放学后一起去酸奶店吗？

577
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,040
‪多拿些试吃装就能凑够一大杯

578
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,962
‪亚历克斯 这约会听着很棒

579
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,757
‪但你还是找其他女生跟你吃酸奶吧

580
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,063
‪蒂芙尼 放学后去酸奶店吗？

581
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,691
‪多拿些试吃装就能凑够一大杯

582
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,845
‪太棒了

583
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,907
‪嗨 你好吗？

584
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,712
‪我是机器人

585
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,129
{\an8}‪（妈妈：今晚疯狂购物吧？）

586
00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:01,428
{\an8}‪（我们买些能吸引
‪亚历克斯戈麦斯的东西）

587
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,445
‪我是同性恋

588
00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:19,973
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