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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪（《禁忌世代》，安娜陶德著）

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‪什麼事？媽，我睡了！

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‪妳看起來不像睡了

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‪派克斯頓？

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‪你在這裡做什麼？

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‪我來履行答應妳的事

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‪我來和妳做愛

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‪妳穿著寬大T恤，身材看起來真棒

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‪那是…

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‪去屑洗髮精

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‪等等，這是做夢，對吧？

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‪聽著，要是有人在做夢，肯定是我

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‪看看妳，妳美得像琵豔卡喬普拉…

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‪妳的聰慧不輸大法官露絲金斯伯格

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‪對，各位，這當然只是一場夢

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‪你們不會以為事情有那麼容易吧？

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{\an8}‪劇名：…跟派克斯頓霍爾吉田上床

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‪派克斯頓全程一直讚美我

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‪告訴我他有多麼尊重我等等

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{\an8}‪妳覺得那是什麼意思？

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{\an8}‪迪薇，妳的醫生和媽媽找我輔導妳

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{\an8}‪是要探討一些重大事件

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{\an8}‪幫助妳從去年生活的變故走出來

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{\an8}‪如今我們已經診療了好幾個月

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{\an8}‪妳還是不肯談妳的父親

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{\an8}‪有什麼好談的？

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{\an8}‪他死了，我很難過

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{\an8}‪現在我要談談這個星期
‪可能發生的重大事件！

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{\an8}‪我要破處了，醫生

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{\an8}‪天啊

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{\an8}‪我可以把第一次獻給這麼帥的男孩

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{\an8}‪這種機率實在太低了

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{\an8}‪我和法碧歐拉研究過數據

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{\an8}‪我被殞石擊中的機率還比較高

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{\an8}‪我知道，我收到妳的試算表了

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{\an8}‪我們隨時都可以討論我過世的爸爸

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{\an8}‪但現在是非常時期

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{\an8}‪我準備要打炮了

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{\an8}‪如果妳準備好了

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{\an8}‪就不會用“打炮”這個詞

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‪這個男孩到底有多特別？

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‪這個

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{\an8}‪-妳可以滑滑看
‪-我才不要

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{\an8}‪相信我，滑滑看

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‪我不要…哇靠！

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‪這孩子打了生長激素嗎？

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‪我知道，對吧？

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{\an8}‪我懂妳的意思了

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{\an8}‪但他還是人，他有各種感覺和問題

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{\an8}‪俊男美女才沒有問題

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{\an8}‪我是說，我看過在妳候診間的病人

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‪恕我直說，但他們大多長得很醜

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{\an8}‪妳這樣講就傷人了

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‪忘了派克斯頓

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{\an8}‪以妳現在的精神狀態

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{\an8}‪和一個妳幾乎不認識的人初嘗禁果

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{\an8}‪他可能也不在乎妳…

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‪是妳會全力支持的好主意？

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{\an8}‪妳知道我不是這個意思

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‪想得美

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‪迪薇，我知道妳不高興

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‪我不該這樣對妳，我很抱歉
‪我不指望妳會原諒我

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‪所以我熬夜製作了這段相片集錦

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‪來象徵我們的友誼
‪配樂是約翰藍儂的《我的一切》

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‪沒事，我原諒妳

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‪好，妳允許的話
‪我還是要播放這個作品

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‪-我花了很長的時間…
‪-我們沒事啦

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‪我替妳和奧立佛開心

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‪太好了

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‪艾莉諾和我同意
‪我們不會再瞞著妳任何事了

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‪即使殘酷的事實
‪很可能害妳又坐上輪椅

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‪不會有那種事的
‪不過我很感激妳們的好意

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‪嘿，法碧

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‪我喜歡妳的牛仔連身褲

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‪法碧，那是什麼？也太酷了

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‪妳邀亞歷士戈梅茲了嗎？

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‪我遵循妳的男朋友計畫

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‪對，亞歷士和我
‪這個週末要去威佐速食店

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‪妳和喬納呢？妳約他出去了嗎？

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‪我聽說他在美妝店工作
‪他喜歡幫人做新造型

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‪其實我和其他人搭上了

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‪派克斯頓霍爾吉田，聽過他嗎？

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‪迪薇告訴她的朋友
‪她和派克斯頓的交談

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‪但她沒有照實說就是了

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‪（舍曼奧克斯高中）

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‪對，那真的好怪

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‪我本來在忙自己的事

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‪派克斯頓竟把我拉到旁邊，對我說

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‪“嘿，妳是迪薇吧？

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‪我認為妳很酷，而且超聰明的

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‪如果妳願意

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‪我想更了解妳”，我一副…

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‪好，當然

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‪我覺得那樣挺酷的

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‪好耶！

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‪他說：“超聰明的”？

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‪-他絕對沒說
‪-對，他說了

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‪所以如果情況順利
‪我也許會開始和派克斯頓約會

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‪我們只能走著瞧了

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‪法碧，妳有在聽嗎？

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‪有，有人要和派克斯頓約會

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‪是我，法碧，專心一點

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‪我先去補個妝，再去教室見他

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‪待會見

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‪迪薇大步離開

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‪很有信心她的朋友
‪已經相信她吹噓的故事

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‪法碧歐拉和艾莉諾相信

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‪她們的朋友已經完全失控了

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‪不需要替我找紗麗穿了

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‪我已經選好一套很棒的服裝
‪要和裴桑的家人視訊了

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‪好，什麼衣服？

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‪我穿好了

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‪那樣？牛仔褲和外套？

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‪妳瘋了嗎？

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‪《今日秀》的時尚單元

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‪說這樣可以巧妙結合專業與休閒

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‪妳看起來就像西方的職業婦女

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‪妳顯然就是

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‪但他們不需要知道…還不到時候

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‪卡梅拉，他的家人想看到

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‪妳會煮飯、打掃
‪照料他兒子的日常所需

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‪基本上他們希望他娶個像媽媽的

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‪聽起來好混亂

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‪是的，但相親就是要這一套

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‪等妳結婚了，妳搬到美國

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‪妳想做什麼都可以

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‪-妳還好嗎？
‪-我沒事

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‪我不知道為何這輛摩托車還在
‪這是穆罕的

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‪我一向很討厭它

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‪我的新摩托車如何？

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‪你有什麼毛病？

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‪我給你明確的指示
‪買一輛中價位的房車

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‪妳是說了，但我收到其他的指示…

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‪加州給我的指示

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‪-什麼？
‪-來吧，親愛的

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‪妳已經有一輛車了

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‪這個是給我們兜風玩樂

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‪約會之夜嘛

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‪約會之夜？

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‪我是凱特哈德森啊？

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‪對，我就是妳的馬修麥康納“奇”

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‪妳可以賣掉啊

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‪賣掉以後，也許我們就有錢
‪偶爾開一下冷氣了

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‪開冷氣？

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‪西伯利亞的人巴不得有這種熱度

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‪不過沒錯，也許我該賣了摩托車

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‪午餐時間，迪薇筆直走到
‪派克斯頓常待的地方

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‪那是全校最讓人膽怯的地方

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‪帥哥區

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‪全校最帥的男孩都在那裡吃午餐

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‪其中包括馬克斯瓊斯、艾迪唐

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‪還有川特哈里森呢

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‪但迪薇心意已決

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‪所以她鼓起勇氣，直接走到…

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‪可惡！

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‪…結果馬上被掛繩打中臉

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‪-我打到妳了？
‪-沒關係

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‪派克斯頓，我可以和你談談嗎？

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‪我想接續上次談的話題

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‪問你晚點要不要聚聚

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‪妳是說去做愛？

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‪當然，今天放學後，到我家如何？

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‪-今天？
‪-對

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‪那也太快了，這樣很棒

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‪可以這麼快很棒，只是<i>‪…</i>

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‪我今天放學有樂團練習，所以我不能

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‪也許這個星期找一天？

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‪我不知道，也許吧

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‪好，太棒了

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‪我們明天再來比對時間表之類的

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‪我們會解決的，再見嘍，溜溜

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‪什麼？

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‪各位音樂家，大家好

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‪希望你們的夏天不是快板演奏的

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‪算了

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‪我要歡迎迪薇回來
‪我們的首席豎琴演奏者

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‪大家都知道，迪薇去年過得很糟

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‪我們都是，想到我們在春季演奏會
‪要親眼目睹的事

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‪你們記得那件事，不需多作解釋了

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‪當迪薇的爸爸…死了…

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‪總之，歡迎回來，迪薇
‪我們來演奏吧

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‪陳老師，這裡有大便的臭味

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‪什麼？不，並沒有

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‪真的有

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‪像是這個房間真的有大便

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‪並沒有，這個教室在暑假期間
‪都打掃乾淨了

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‪好，那通風管呢？

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‪他們暑假有打掃通風管嗎？

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‪上面可能有大便，你又不知道

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‪艾瑞克，夠了，我們在演奏

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‪弦樂部，帶領我們開始

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‪陳老師，這樣我無法演奏！

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‪你過來這裡聞聞
‪再告訴我附近有沒有大便

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‪-該死，艾瑞克！
‪-怎樣？

196
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,070
‪我快吐在我的低音號了

197
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,620
‪派克斯頓！

198
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,905
‪我現在可以去了
‪我已經解決時間衝突的問題

199
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,957
‪-好，上車
‪-好

200
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:54,894
‪哇靠

201
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,469
‪真想不到

202
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,176
‪（小心章魚）

203
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,098
‪置身派克斯頓的車庫

204
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,686
‪就像一窺通往他內心的私密窗口

205
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,199
‪派克斯頓會說日語！

206
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,069
‪這樣他姓吉田就說得通了

207
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,372
‪抱歉，那是我阿公

208
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,741
‪妳要喝點什麼嗎？

209
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,947
‪當然，你有巧克力…

210
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,369
‪啤酒，你有讀心術

211
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,668
‪好，我媽很快就回家了
‪所以…最好快點做

212
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,680
‪告訴妳一聲，為了游泳
‪我必須剃胸毛

213
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,181
‪所以接觸到妳的皮膚
‪可能會有點刺刺的

214
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,022
‪天啊

215
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,146
‪你知道嗎？我剛剛想起來
‪我必須回家了…

216
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,742
‪因為我在等包裹，我必須簽收

217
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,568
‪迪薇很驚慌，又很不會找藉口

218
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,815
‪-好
‪-對

219
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,656
‪是藥品，治療我媽的…脊髓灰質炎

220
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,492
‪-天啊
‪-對，所以…

221
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,037
‪-該死！
‪-糟了，妳還好嗎？

222
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,081
‪對，我很好

223
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,214
‪妳確定？妳在流血

224
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,341
‪沒事，我們明天見

225
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,297
‪這當然不是迪薇原本希望的
‪那種舉步維艱

226
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,968
‪現在她的一天就要變得更糟了

227
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,180
‪搞什麼…

228
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,312
‪這是怎麼回事？

229
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,226
‪迪薇，妳該這樣
‪和媽媽跟鄰居打招呼嗎？

230
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,896
‪安德魯只是在考慮
‪要買下爸爸的舊摩托車

231
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,485
‪什麼？妳不能賣掉

232
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,160
‪我快16歲了，我可以騎

233
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,869
‪當然，那每年我會上高速公路

234
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,450
‪去妳車禍慘死的地方獻花

235
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,735
‪但那是爸爸的摩托車

236
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,248
‪他不希望妳把摩托車
‪賣給冒牌的盧克威爾遜

237
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,290
‪-我知道盧克，很棒的傢伙
‪-閉嘴

238
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,456
‪爸不在了，現在由我決定

239
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,088
‪媽，妳真是賤人！

240
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,126
‪對，妳最好快點回房間
‪免得被我打屁股！

241
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,757
‪在許多少數民族的文化中
‪打屁股依然是可接受的懲罰

242
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,020
‪抱歉今晚沒有小點心了

243
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,230
‪我媽超氣我的
‪現在她不肯幫我們做任何點心

244
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,521
‪雖然吃點心可以幫助我們念書！

245
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,276
‪妳在叫我賤人之前，就該想到

246
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,188
‪妳的點心泡湯了！

247
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,453
‪聽著，我們想談談另一種點心

248
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,991
‪小鮮肉派克斯頓

249
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,534
‪我們看到妳今天上了他的車

250
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:24,487
‪你們上床了嗎？

251
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,827
‪他的老二是否像
‪灰色運動褲激凸時一樣大？

252
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,422
‪感覺他褲子裡藏了一個胡椒研磨器

253
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,828
‪對，像品食樂的長條餅乾麵糰

254
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,789
‪好好吃

255
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,464
‪對吧，兩位？

256
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,882
‪這真糟糕

257
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,553
‪我好像一天到晚在想性愛
‪但我真的不知道怎麼做

258
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,013
‪電影中總是看到女孩一路往下
‪吻男孩的身體

259
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,505
‪然後她就消失在畫面中了

260
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,137
‪她是停在陰莖那裡
‪還是一路吻到腳呢？

261
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,484
‪-陰莖
‪-腳

262
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,649
‪看吧？我以為我準備好了
‪但也許我還沒有

263
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,399
‪等等，我們很聰明

264
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,231
‪那些笨蛋一天到晚上床

265
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,026
‪如果他們可以，我們也學得會

266
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,954
‪（凱格爾運動）

267
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,170
‪傳教士

268
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,133
‪背面騎乘位

269
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,416
‪愛愛沙發

270
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,762
‪雪人性愛

271
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,425
‪海盜旗？

272
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:27,854
‪信任之鳥

273
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,807
‪嘿，要我看這個實在很不自在

274
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,113
‪（問問天氣）

275
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,447
‪天氣好嗎？

276
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,910
‪很好

277
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,289
‪妳那邊天氣如何？

278
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,414
‪南加州嘛，沒得抱怨

279
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,960
‪（更有意思的內容）

280
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,626
‪關於我，更有意思的是…

281
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,047
‪我參加了六年的研究計畫

282
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,052
‪要找出萊姆病的預防性療法

283
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,894
‪我們最近有了突破，是…

284
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,854
‪她最愛的是烹飪

285
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,561
‪卡梅拉，告訴他們妳最愛的食譜

286
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,812
‪薯球玉米片

287
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,725
‪她的意思是說
‪桑巴湯、蒸米漿糕、多薩

288
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,823
‪所有經典菜餚
‪你們說得出來，她都會煮

289
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,315
‪除了肉

290
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,777
‪我會吃蛋

291
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,992
‪她開玩笑的

292
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,831
‪那是美國電視節目
‪她最愛角色的口頭禪

293
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,908
‪“我會吃蛋”

294
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,664
‪-她就是那樣說的
‪-我會吃蛋

295
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,633
‪妳不該畫那麼濃的妝

296
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,923
‪粉會黏在妳的鬍子上

297
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,546
‪至少我還會長鬍子

298
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,382
‪我的醫生說我隨時會長

299
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,300
‪妳想吸引誰的注意啊？

300
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,006
‪這不關你的事
‪但我算是和某人在交往中

301
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,347
‪我放學後有約會

302
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,686
‪迪薇，唯一和妳有約的
‪是妳的心理醫生

303
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,518
‪因為妳不但抓狂
‪還整整三個月無法走路

304
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,605
‪是嗎？

305
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,358
‪我明天也沒辦法走路的

306
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,242
‪因為我要破處了

307
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,699
‪再見了，處男

308
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,157
‪對，你隨時可以過來看摩托車

309
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,121
‪對，車況非常好，沒有一絲刮痕

310
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,463
‪好，再見

311
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,900
‪嘿，我們已經有一個完美的女兒

312
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,074
‪我們不需要別的了

313
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,491
‪我們的家很完整

314
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,621
‪我們去外面晃晃吧？

315
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,575
‪呼吸新鮮空氣

316
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,872
‪妳會覺得好過些

317
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,996
‪我不想覺得好過

318
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:00,711
‪相信我

319
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,184
‪親愛的，妳一點也不需擔心

320
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,234
‪我把摩托車牽到廟裡加持過了

321
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,759
‪迪薇已經盡全力準備好了

322
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:53,431
‪就像我在1984年美網的總決賽
‪以直落三拿下冠軍

323
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,436
‪但如果她想贏得她的第一場大賽
‪就必須拿出那個架勢

324
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,776
‪好，迪薇，妳可以的

325
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,316
‪妳可以做愛

326
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,277
‪就像騎腳踏車…

327
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,242
‪把腳踏車換成男人

328
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,372
‪妳好嗎？

329
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,203
‪我剛剛跑步回來

330
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,285
‪好，酷哦

331
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,119
‪你需要伸展一下

332
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,754
‪還是可以直接到你的車庫和我做愛？

333
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,170
‪我可以直接到車庫

334
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,136
‪好，我們在這裡了…

335
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,848
‪準備取悅彼此了

336
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:46,225
‪但是在瘋狂做愛之前
‪我要先梳洗一下

337
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,525
‪可以告訴我洗手間在哪裡嗎？

338
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,069
‪不好做到一半想尿尿

339
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,110
‪對，那就不好了

340
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,869
‪-右邊第一扇門
‪-謝謝

341
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,408
‪天啊！

342
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,704
‪妳還好嗎？

343
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,406
‪我聽到妳大叫

344
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,667
‪我是派克斯頓的妹妹

345
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,168
‪我的手機掉進馬桶了

346
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,000
‪現在乾淨了，它乾得很快

347
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,455
‪好的

348
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,755
‪妳可以幫我一下嗎？

349
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:53,764
‪當然

350
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,841
‪我要和幾個朋友去看電影

351
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,177
‪哪一件牛仔褲是最炫的？

352
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,427
‪當然是破褲，看起來很辣

353
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,686
‪對，我在老海軍服飾店買的
‪我在那裡工作

354
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,520
‪真棒，我被零售店開除了

355
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,824
‪他們說我的手太會出汗
‪不能折衣服

356
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,398
‪妳是派克斯頓的新女友？

357
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,444
‪妳覺得我看起來
‪像派克斯頓的女朋友？

358
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,488
‪不像

359
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,818
‪因為妳看起來不像賤貨

360
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,994
‪-哇，女孩，講話很毒哦
‪-謝謝

361
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,036
‪我是蕾貝卡

362
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,869
‪我是迪薇，很高興認識妳

363
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,660
‪妳在做什麼？

364
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,666
‪貝卡，我以為妳去上班了

365
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,669
‪我和莉莎換班了

366
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,380
‪她明天要去拆牙套

367
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,050
‪妳說妳只是去上廁所，怎麼回事？

368
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,380
‪等等，你在生我的氣嗎？

369
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,637
‪祝妳看電影愉快

370
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,680
‪很高興認識妳

371
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,187
‪妳為什麼在我家亂晃
‪還和我妹妹說話？

372
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,978
‪我不可以嗎？我根本不知道你有妹妹

373
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,732
‪妳以為我把她藏起來了？

374
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,484
‪因為我覺得丟臉之類的？

375
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,066
‪-不，我沒那樣說
‪-好

376
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,570
‪我認為這樣行不通的

377
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,863
‪妳還是走吧

378
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,761
‪迪薇，我們該走了！
‪車況會比平常更塞的！

379
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,224
‪101號公路有死亡車禍

380
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,185
‪派克斯頓，我可以和你談談嗎？

381
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,620
‪天啊！

382
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,445
‪妳剛剛在帥哥區
‪和派克斯頓在一起嗎？

383
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,294
‪因為妳…我的老天呀
‪妳不必再多說一個字了

384
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,462
‪我都看出來了，妳不再是處女了

385
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,499
‪-妳容光煥發
‪-不

386
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,924
‪迪薇，這太棒了

387
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,843
‪妳原本是全校學生都同情的對象

388
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,093
‪如今變成全校學生都會嫉妒的對象

389
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,006
‪事實就是如此

390
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,385
‪每個人都同情她

391
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,351
‪如果迪薇現在坦承

392
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,311
‪她又會變成全校的悲慘故事

393
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,813
‪對，這真是瘋狂

394
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,274
‪我不敢相信我現在是女人了

395
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,944
‪感覺整個不一樣

396
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,022
‪嘿，法碧歐拉

397
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,317
‪我等不及這個週末
‪和妳去威佐速食店了

398
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,283
‪我也是

399
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,029
‪天啊

400
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,945
‪基本上我們現在都有男朋友了
‪很難想像我們的生活吧？

401
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,786
‪迪薇心神不寧

402
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,962
‪一個向來知道所有答案的女孩

403
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,291
‪現在卻不知道該怎麼做

404
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,496
‪如果派克斯頓不和她說話
‪她要如何彌補問題？

405
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,967
‪-他近在咫尺，但是…
‪-迪薇

406
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,879
‪我剛剛問妳一個問題

407
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,717
‪糟糕，顯然夏皮羅老師
‪問了迪薇一個問題

408
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,933
‪我也沒聽到，我在和你們講話

409
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,024
‪列舉納粹想消滅的七個族群

410
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,600
‪猶太人、殘障人士

411
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,647
‪共濟會、西班牙共和軍

412
00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,191
‪同性戀族群、耶和華見證人…

413
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,992
‪我可以回答嗎，夏皮羅老師？

414
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,162
‪你說

415
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,035
‪是羅姆人，夏皮羅老師

416
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,908
‪沒錯，班，答得好

417
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,285
‪沒關係，迪薇

418
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,751
‪我知道要記住七個事實有多困難

419
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,832
‪對，真希望納粹殺了你

420
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,377
‪迪薇，妳說什麼？

421
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,881
‪對，迪薇
‪請和同學分享妳的喃喃自語

422
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,926
‪我說我希望納粹殺了班

423
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,345
‪老天…

424
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,598
‪迪薇，妳在幹嘛？

425
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,925
‪妳不能隨口說希望納粹殺了妳的同學

426
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,138
‪特別是那些…

427
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,734
‪-猶太人？
‪-沒錯，是你說的

428
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,283
‪迪薇，立刻向班道歉

429
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,740
‪-對不起
‪-妳必須更有誠意一點

430
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,662
‪抱歉，我只是搞砸了

431
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,740
‪我就是一個爛人，我毀了一切

432
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,697
‪我永遠找不到幸福

433
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,118
‪我哪有資格？我不配得到愛

434
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,627
‪我是粗魯的青少年，我不尊重我媽

435
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,629
‪我真希望我是101公路的車禍死者

436
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,922
‪好，這想法也太黑暗了

437
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:08,181
‪格拉伯校長，如果妳不反對
‪我不會提出告訴的

438
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,311
‪班，我們真的不是在討論那個

439
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,807
‪你們兩個何不自己搞定…

440
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,349
‪不要告訴你們的父母，好嗎？

441
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:26,856
‪班，我真的很抱歉
‪我不希望納粹殺了你

442
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,491
‪沒關係

443
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,493
‪我看得出來還有更嚴重的事
‪讓妳心煩

444
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,365
‪除了被更聰明的同學打敗之外

445
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,249
‪我猜妳的約會不太順利

446
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,338
‪每個人都以為席拉和我
‪是完美的超級情侶

447
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,840
‪一起去麗莎凡德龐的餐廳
‪參加募款餐會

448
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,382
‪她是我爸的客戶之一

449
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,085
‪對，好怪的客戶群

450
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,885
‪對，但我要說的是
‪就連席拉和我也是時好時壞

451
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,010
‪但我們總能解決問題

452
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,806
‪因為我推動她的智慧
‪她的性感提升我的性欲

453
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,141
‪你好噁心，葛羅斯

454
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,555
‪但還是謝謝你

455
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,994
‪（分子生物學實驗室，蓋瑞索提）

456
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,865
‪史蒂夫，等等，我們不能約會了

457
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,250
‪什麼？

458
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,539
‪情況很複雜

459
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,542
‪但我的爸媽希望我嫁給別人

460
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,923
‪（加州理工學院田徑隊）

461
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,215
‪是因為我指導的田徑隊
‪成績很糟糕嗎？

462
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,049
‪加州理工出名的不是優秀運動員

463
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,724
‪大多數隊員都不敢穿短褲

464
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,262
‪不，不是那樣

465
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,925
‪我的爸媽完全不知道你的存在

466
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,180
‪但我們交往三個月了

467
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,437
‪這三個月真的很棒

468
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,519
‪你帶我去了城裡許多美妙的地方

469
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,686
‪好萊塢標誌、威尼斯海灘、橄欖園

470
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:50,697
‪但我有我的家庭責任，抱歉

471
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,492
‪再見了，史蒂夫

472
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,800
‪我以妳和派克斯頓上床為榮

473
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,647
‪媽，我餓了

474
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,439
‪冰箱沒有食物，只有爆米花

475
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,283
‪洋芋片、鷹嘴豆泥和剩菜之類的

476
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,199
‪媽，妳在哪裡？

477
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,280
‪我知道妳在家，妳的車子在外面

478
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,741
‪媽！

479
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,641
‪卡梅拉，這個檸檬汁太酸了

480
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:02,886
‪那就不要喝！

481
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,357
‪天啊，抱歉

482
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:10,903
‪我決定要保留摩托車了

483
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,696
‪不是留給迪薇，是我自己騎

484
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,490
‪我會把鑰匙藏起來，討論結束

485
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,043
‪還有

486
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,449
‪如果妳敢再叫我賤人

487
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,668
‪妳不但永遠別想騎摩托車

488
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,998
‪也不必開車了，就這樣

489
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,497
‪因為妳死定了

490
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,500
‪我了解，我真的很抱歉

491
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,256
‪我很期待今晚的墨西哥捲餅

492
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,853
‪卡梅拉，這個檸檬汁有點酸

493
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,637
‪我擔心家人攝取太多糖分也錯了！

494
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,319
‪迪薇，有個男孩要見妳

495
00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,783
‪-嘿
‪-嗨

496
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,333
‪我們到這邊說話

497
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,383
‪我想為昨天的事道歉

498
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,339
‪我只是想保護我的妹妹

499
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,588
‪她以前被霸凌得很厲害…

500
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,296
‪甚至包括我視為朋友的人

501
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,474
‪我覺得我一直太保護她了

502
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,271
‪我爸媽第一天領養她時

503
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,272
‪我每天晚上會坐在床邊
‪手裡握著玩具槍

504
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,482
‪所以我們家的貓現在只剩一隻眼睛

505
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,188
‪派克斯頓，我絕對不會取笑你的妹妹

506
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,947
‪她超有時尚感的，而且比我酷多了

507
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,241
‪-不准笑！
‪-媽！

508
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,985
‪很遺憾妳得了脊髓灰質炎
‪威舍庫瑪醫生

509
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,248
‪什麼？

510
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,289
‪謝謝你的道歉

511
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:50,093
‪如果我們沒事了
‪明天在你的車庫見好嗎？

512
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,046
‪事實上，我覺得這不再是好主意了

513
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,052
‪現在變得很怪，妳懂吧？

514
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:59,593
‪對，當然，我本來也想這樣說

515
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,473
‪好

516
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,679
‪那就學校見了

517
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:10,540
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