1 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,096 [knocking on door] 2 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,809 -What? Mom, I'm fast asleep! -[book thuds on floor] 3 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,768 You don't look like you're asleep. 4 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:24,864 Paxton? 5 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,402 What are you doing here? 6 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,145 I'm doing exactly what I said I'd do. 7 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:30,988 I'm here to have sex with you. 8 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,872 ["Dancing On The Limit" by Prizes] playing 9 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,124 [inhales] 10 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,331 [exhales] Whoa. 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,251 Wow. 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,208 Your body looks so good in that over-sized t-shirt. 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,832 ♪ Make me cry ♪ 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:42,882 And is that... 15 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,379 -♪ Is it over ♪ -[sniffs] 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,921 ...dandruff shampoo. 17 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:46,844 [exhales sharply] 18 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,344 ♪ Or are we finally coming alive ♪ 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,465 Wait. This is a dream, isn't it? 20 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,182 Look, if anyone here is dreaming, it's me. 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,770 I mean, look at you. You have the beauty of Priyanka Chopra, 22 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,435 with the incisive intellect of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 23 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,017 [sighs softly] 24 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:05,765 [McEnroe] Yeah, of course it was a dream, people. 25 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:06,687 [grunts] 26 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,775 You didn't think it'd be that easy for her, did you? 27 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,862 {\an8}♪ Come closer ♪ 28 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:17,159 And the whole time, Paxton kept complimenting me 29 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,623 and telling me how much he respected me and stuff. 30 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,374 {\an8}What do you think that means? 31 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:25,586 {\an8}Devi, the reason I was enlisted by your doctors and your mother 32 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:28,048 {\an8}is to delve into some of the major events 33 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,549 {\an8}that have happened in your life over this last year. 34 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,342 {\an8}Now, we've been seeing each other for months, 35 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,675 {\an8}and you still don't want to talk about your father. 36 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,261 {\an8}What's there to talk about? 37 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,716 {\an8}He's dead. It made me sad. 38 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:41,354 {\an8}Now I want to talk about a major event that could happen this week! 39 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,688 {\an8}Popping my cherry, Doc. 40 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,769 {\an8}Oh, lord. 41 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,313 {\an8}The statistical odds that I would lose my virginity 42 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,937 {\an8}to somebody that hot are incredibly low. 43 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,105 {\an8}I ran the numbers with Fabiola. 44 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,454 {\an8}I have a better chance of being hit by a meteor. 45 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,202 {\an8}I know. I got your Excel spreadsheet. 46 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,582 {\an8}We could talk about my dead dad any time. 47 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,867 {\an8}I'm in a very specific window right now. 48 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,541 {\an8}I'm ready to bone. 49 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,831 {\an8}If you were ready to bone, 50 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,246 {\an8}you wouldn't use the phrase "ready to bone." 51 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:10,342 {\an8}And what's so special about this boy, anyway? 52 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,264 {\an8}[chuckles] Uh... 53 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,471 {\an8}This. 54 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,467 {\an8}-You can scroll. -I'm not gonna scroll. 55 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,183 {\an8}Trust me. Scroll. 56 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,310 I'm not-- Damn! 57 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,426 Is this kid on HGH? 58 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,148 I know, right? 59 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,443 {\an8}Point made. 60 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,528 {\an8}[chuckles] But he is still a person with feelings and problems. 61 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:31,824 {\an8}[scoffs] 62 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,241 {\an8}Hot people don't have problems. 63 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,605 {\an8}I mean, I've seen the people in your waiting room. 64 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,701 No offense, but they're mostly uggos. 65 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,993 {\an8}Uh, I do take offense to that. 66 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:42,952 {\an8}Look, forget about Paxton. 67 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,077 {\an8}In your current mental state, 68 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:48,461 {\an8}losing your virginity to someone you barely know 69 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,803 {\an8}and who probably doesn't care about you-- 70 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,799 Is a great idea that you fully support? 71 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:53,721 {\an8}[scoffs] 72 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,180 {\an8}You know that's not where I was going with that. 73 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:57,641 Nice try. 74 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,216 [sighs] 75 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,929 Devi, I know you're upset. 76 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,846 And I wronged you, and I'm sorry, and I don't expect you to just forgive me, 77 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:10,896 so I stayed up all night, and I made a photo montage 78 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,612 of our entire friendship set to John Legend's "All of Me." 79 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,323 It's all good. I forgive you. 80 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,198 Okay, well, with your permission, I'd still like to play it. 81 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,281 -It took a long time, and-- -We're good. 82 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,776 I'm happy for you and Oliver. 83 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,698 [locker shuts] 84 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:24,785 Oh, great. 85 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,785 El and I agreed, we won't keep any more secrets from you, 86 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,424 even if the harsh truth puts you in a wheelchair once again. 87 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,921 Well, that's not gonna happen, but I appreciate the sentiment. 88 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,054 [Alex] Hey, Fab. 89 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:36,756 I like your denim overalls. 90 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:40,088 Fab, what was that? That was so sexy. 91 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,678 Did you ask out Alex Gomez? 92 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,473 I followed through on your boyfriends plans, 93 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,306 so, yes, Alex and I are going to Wetzel's Pretzels this weekend. 94 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,404 [gasps] What about you and Jonah? Did you ask him out yet? 95 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,269 I heard he works at Sephora and loves giving makeovers. 96 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,317 Actually, I've been talking to someone else. 97 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,567 Paxton Hall-Yoshida. Ever heard of him? 98 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,414 [McEnroe] Devi told her friends about her interaction with Paxton, 99 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,080 but let's just say she wouldn't get points for accuracy. 100 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,829 ["Tease" by Salt Cathedral playing] 101 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,751 [exhales sharply] 102 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,825 -[Devi] Yeah, it was so weird. -[clears throat] 103 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,337 I was just minding my own business, 104 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,588 and then Paxton literally pulls me aside, and is like... 105 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:17,301 [in lower voice] "Hey, you're Devi, right? 106 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,262 I think you're super cool and whip-smart. 107 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,642 And if you're down with it, 108 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,048 I want to get to know you better." 109 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,598 And I was like... [regular voice] Yeah. I mean, sure. 110 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:25,931 I guess that could be cool. 111 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:26,845 [sharp exhale] 112 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:29,389 Yes! 113 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,308 He said "whip-smart"? 114 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,476 -[McEnroe] He absolutely did not. -Yeah, he did. 115 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,614 So if things go well, I might start dating Paxton or something. 116 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,283 I guess we'll have to see. 117 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,743 [dreamy music playing] 118 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,831 [chuckles] 119 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,077 [Devi] Fab, are you paying attention? 120 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,200 [music stops] 121 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,498 Yep. Someone's dating Paxton. [chuckles] 122 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,670 Me. Fab, pay attention. 123 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:55,038 Anyways, I'm gonna go contour my nose before he sees me in class. 124 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:56,166 Later. 125 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:57,797 [McEnroe] Devi strode off, 126 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,760 confident her friends had believed this bullshit story. 127 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,762 Fabiola and Eleanor were confident 128 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,144 their friend had become completely unhinged. 129 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:07,886 [grunts] 130 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,268 [grunts] 131 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,102 -[Kamala] Nalini Maami? -[speaks Tamil] 132 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,517 No need to find me a sari to wear. 133 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:17,315 I've selected a killer outfit for my video call with Prashant's family. 134 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,030 Okay. What is it? 135 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,652 I'm in it. 136 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:21,817 [laughs] 137 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,824 That? That jeans and blazer? 138 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:24,776 Are you crazy? 139 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,736 A fashion segment on The Today Show 140 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,496 said it was a fun way to mix professional and casual. 141 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,419 Yes, you look like a careerist western woman, 142 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,168 which you obviously are, 143 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,540 but they don't need to know that... yet. 144 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,422 Kamala, his family wants to see 145 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,665 that you can cook, clean, and cater to their son's needs. 146 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,588 They basically want him to marry his own mother. 147 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,386 That sounds sexually confusing. 148 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,430 It is, but this is just the wedding dance. 149 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,523 After you get married, you move to the United States, 150 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,729 you can do whatever you want. 151 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:51,848 -[both scream] -[loud crash] 152 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,984 [Nalini speaks Tamil] 153 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,984 -Are you okay? -[grunts] Okay, okay, okay, yeah. 154 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,744 [sighs] I don't even know why we have this stupid bike. It was Mohan's. 155 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,148 I always hated it. 156 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,703 [upbeat music playing] 157 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:14,746 So, what do you think of my new hog? 158 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,461 What is wrong with you? 159 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,796 I gave you strict instructions to buy a moderately-priced sedan. 160 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,974 You did, but I received other instructions... 161 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,470 from California. 162 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,548 -What? -Come on, my love. 163 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,717 We already have your car, 164 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,846 and this will be our fun ride... 165 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,563 [clicks tongue] for date nights. 166 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:34,806 For date night? 167 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,306 Who am I, Kate Hudson? 168 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,480 Yes, and I am your Matthew McConnicky! 169 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,436 You could sell it, 170 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,572 and maybe we could put the money toward turning the AC on every once in a while. 171 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,616 Turn on the AC? 172 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,281 There are people in Siberia who'd kill to be this hot. 173 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:54,122 [sighs] But yes, perhaps I should sell this bike. 174 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:01,172 [McEnroe] At lunch, Devi beelined it to where she knew Paxton would be, 175 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,674 the most intimidating place at school... 176 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,300 the Hot Pocket. 177 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,720 It was where all the best-looking guys in school ate lunch. 178 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:12,058 We're talking Marcus Jones. We're talking Eddie Tan. 179 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,980 Hell, we're talking Trent Harrison. 180 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,688 But Devi was determined. 181 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,225 So she swallowed her nerves and walked right in... 182 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,482 Ow. Goddamn it! 183 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,984 ...where she instantly got hit in the face with a lanyard. 184 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:23,856 -Did I just hit you? -It's cool. 185 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,284 Hey, Paxton, can I talk to you? 186 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,573 [laughs] Okay. 187 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:35,464 So I thought I would follow up on our conversation from the other day 188 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,668 and ask if you wanted to hang out later? 189 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,630 Oh, oh, you mean, uh, like, have sex? 190 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,093 Uh-- 191 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,469 Sure, uh, maybe... after school today at my place? 192 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,216 -[stammers] Today? -Yeah. 193 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,431 That's super soon, which is great. 194 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,928 Soon is great. It's just... 195 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,350 I have orchestra after school today, so I can't. 196 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,975 But maybe later this week? 197 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,654 I don't know. Maybe. 198 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,148 Okay, great. 199 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,360 We'll compare calendars tomorrow or something. 200 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,321 We'll figure it out. Later, skater. 201 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:06,857 What? 202 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,155 [musical instruments playing discordantly] 203 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,866 Greetings, musicians. 204 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,865 I hope your summer didn't go by too allegro. 205 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,378 Forget it. 206 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,551 I'd like to welcome back Devi V, our star harpist. 207 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,973 As you all know, Devi had a really bad year. 208 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:32,852 We all did, considering what we had to witness at the spring concert. 209 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,181 You remember what it was. No need to... 210 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,677 [inhales deeply] spell it out. 211 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:41,347 When Devi's dad... died. 212 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:46,567 Anyway, welcome back, Devi! Let's jam. 213 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,994 Mr. Chan, it smells like shit over here. 214 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,912 What? No, it doesn't. 215 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,370 Yeah, it does. 216 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,740 It smells like there is actual shit in this room. 217 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,327 There's not. The room was cleaned over the summer. 218 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,923 Okay. Well, what about those vents? 219 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,748 Did they clean those vents over the summer? 220 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,883 There could be shit up there. You don't know. 221 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,051 Eric, enough. We're playing. 222 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,468 Strings, lead us in. 223 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,139 [class starts to play] 224 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:19,774 [playing continues] 225 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,190 [Eric] Mr. Chan, I can't play like this! 226 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,771 You come over here and sniff, and tell me there's not shit nearby. 227 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,027 -Goddamn it, Eric! -[Eric] What? 228 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,530 I'm gonna barf in my tuba. [retches] 229 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,612 [students chattering] 230 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,488 Paxton! 231 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,905 Hey. I can actually come now. That scheduling conflict I had cleared up. 232 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,957 -Cool. Get in. -Okay. 233 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,340 [upbeat music playing] 234 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:47,634 [car starts] 235 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,756 Holy shit. 236 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,259 Twist. 237 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,474 [funky music playing] 238 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,148 [McEnroe] Being inside Paxton's garage 239 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,688 was like getting an intimate window into his mind. 240 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:07,769 [door opens] 241 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,489 [speaks Japanese] 242 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,199 [McEnroe] Whoa, Paxton speaks Japanese? 243 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,069 Guess his last name makes more sense now. 244 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:15,986 Bye. 245 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,242 Sorry. That was my grandpa. 246 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,741 Can I get you a drink? 247 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,947 Sure. Do you have any chocolate-- 248 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,462 Ah. 249 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,369 Beer. You read my mind. 250 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,248 All right. Well, my mom will be home soon, so... better get to it. 251 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,844 [inhales deeply] 252 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,836 [beer thuds to floor] 253 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,264 Oh. 254 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,680 Just so you know, I have to shave my chest for swimming, 255 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,221 so the stubble might, like, irritate your skin a little bit. 256 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,056 ♪ Is it over... ♪ 257 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,141 [gasp softly] Oh, god. 258 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,556 ♪ Or are we finally... ♪ 259 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,146 You know what? I just remembered. I have to go home, 260 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,612 because I have a package coming that I need to sign for. 261 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,568 [McEnroe] Devi was panicking and pretty bad at coming up with excuses. 262 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,815 -Word. -Yeah. 263 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,656 It's medication for my mom's... polio. 264 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,492 -[McEnroe] Good lord. -Yeah, so... 265 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,037 -Ow. Goddamn it! -Oh, shit. Are you okay? 266 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,081 Yep, I'm fine. 267 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,214 Are you sure? You're... bleeding. 268 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,341 It's chill. I'll see you tomorrow. 269 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:15,545 [winces] 270 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,137 [McEnroe] Well, this certainly was not the walk of shame Devi was hoping for. 271 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,968 And now, her day was only about to get worse. 272 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,022 [chatter] 273 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,180 What the--? 274 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,515 Uh... 275 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,102 What the hell's going on here? 276 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,226 Devi, is that any way to greet your mother and your neighbor? 277 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,896 Andrew here was just thinking of buying Dad's old moped. 278 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,355 What? You can't sell it. 279 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,160 I'm almost 16. I could drive it. 280 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,869 Then every year, I can go leave flowers 281 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,449 on the part of the highway where you died in a horrible accident. 282 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,655 But it's Dad's. 283 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:46,254 He wouldn't want you to sell it to a discount Luke Wilson. 284 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,290 -Oh, I know Luke. He's a great guy. -Shut up. 285 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,456 Dad's not here. It's my call. 286 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,088 Mom, you're being such a bitch! 287 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,126 Yeah, you better go to your room before I give you a smack! 288 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,472 [door slams] 289 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,757 Smacking is still an acceptable punishment in many minority cultures. 290 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,020 Sorry, we don't have Bagel Bites tonight. 291 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,230 My mom's super pissed at me, and now she won't make us any snacks, 292 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,521 despite the fact that Bagel Bites, like, help us study! 293 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,606 [Nalini] You should've thought about your Bagel Bites 294 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,322 before you called me a bitch! 295 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,280 -[scoffs] Oh, okay. -Look, 296 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,452 we want to talk about a different type of snack. 297 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,991 Paxton H-Y. 298 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,584 We saw you drive off with him today. 299 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:24,539 Did you guys hook up? 300 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,828 Is his penis as big as it looks in those gray sweatpants? 301 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,422 It's like he's smuggling a pepper grinder in there. 302 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,828 Yeah, like one of those tubes of Pillsbury cookie dough. 303 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,787 Yum, yum. 304 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:34,884 Right, guys? 305 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,882 [Devi] It was bad. 306 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:39,553 It's like, I think about sex 24/7, but I don't really know how to do it. 307 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,513 In the movies, you always see the girl kiss her way down a guy's body, 308 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,505 but then, she moves off-screen. 309 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,137 Is she stopping at the penis, or kissing all the way to the foot? 310 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,484 -Penis. -Foot. 311 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,649 See? I thought I was ready, but maybe I'm not. 312 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,399 Wait. We are smart, 313 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,231 and idiots are banging all the time. 314 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,026 If they can do it, we can learn how to do it too. 315 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,030 [upbeat techno music playing] 316 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,663 [exhaling deeply] 317 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,622 [inhaling deeply] 318 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,537 [exhaling deeply] 319 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,830 Missionary. 320 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,133 Reverse cowgirl. 321 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,416 The love seat. 322 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,762 Snowmanning. 323 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,425 Jolly Roger? 324 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:27,854 The Trust Bird. 325 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,809 [McEnroe] Hey, this was really uncomfortable for me to watch. 326 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,395 [sighs] Hmm. 327 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,395 [scribbling] 328 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:40,857 [clears throat] 329 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,237 How is... the weather? 330 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:46,696 Good. 331 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,829 How is the weather for you? 332 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,414 Southern California. Can't complain. 333 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,748 -[Kamala laughs] -[laughs] 334 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,626 What's interesting about me is... 335 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,050 I'm in a six-year research program 336 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,052 to find preventative treatment for Lyme disease. 337 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,894 We've had a recent breakthrough, and it's-- 338 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,850 Namaskaar, Maami, Maama. What she loves to do is cook. 339 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,561 Kamala, tell them about some of your favorite recipes. 340 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,352 -Tater-tot nachos. -Hup-up-up. 341 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,725 What she meant to say was sambar, idli, dosa. 342 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,823 All the classics. You name it, she can cook it. 343 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,315 Except meat. 344 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:20,605 I do eat eggs. 345 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,150 -[Nalini laughs] -[gasps] 346 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,990 [laughs] She's joking. 347 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,831 It's just a catchphrase of one of her favorite characters on American TV. 348 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,908 "I do eat eggs. I do eat eggs." 349 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,664 -That's how she says. -I do eat eggs. 350 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:32,997 [chuckles nervously] 351 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,633 You shouldn't wear so much makeup. 352 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,923 It'll collect on your mustache. 353 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,546 At least I can grow a mustache. 354 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,182 My doctor says any day now. 355 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,300 Who are you trying to impress? 356 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,006 Not that it's any of your business, but I'm kind of seeing someone, 357 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,347 and I have a date after school. 358 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,429 [scoffs] 359 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,686 Devi, the only person you're seeing is your therapist, 360 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,518 because you went straight-up psycho and couldn't walk for three months. 361 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,605 Oh, yeah? 362 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,358 Well, I won't be able to walk again tomorrow, 363 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,242 because I'm about to go get railed. 364 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,449 Peace out, virgin. 365 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,157 Yeah, you can come see the bike whenever you want, 366 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,121 and yes, it's in perfect condition, not one scratch. 367 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:14,203 Okay, bye. 368 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,262 ["I Sink I Sink" by Living Hour playing] 369 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,863 ♪ I sink, I sink... ♪ 370 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,900 Hey, we already have one perfect daughter. 371 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,784 That is all we need. 372 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,195 Our family is complete. 373 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,195 Why don't we go outside? Hmm? 374 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,285 Take some fresh air. 375 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,709 It'll make you feel better. 376 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,709 I don't want to feel better. 377 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,288 Trust me. 378 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,053 ♪ ...think of reality ♪ 379 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,638 Oh, oh, oh. 380 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,184 There is nothing to worry about, my love! 381 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,144 I had the bike blessed at the temple. 382 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,511 [music fades] 383 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,759 [McEnroe] Devi had prepared all she could, 384 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,761 just like I did for the US Open Final in '84 when I won in straight sets. 385 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,555 [grunts] 386 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,436 But if she was gonna win her first major, she had to put her game face on. 387 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,521 [scooter thuds to floor] 388 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,776 [sighs] Okay, Devi. You can do this. 389 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,316 You can do sex. 390 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,277 It's like riding a bike... 391 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,822 except the bike is a man. 392 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,162 -'Sup? -[yells] 393 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,445 [pants] 394 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,953 I'm just finishing up a run. 395 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,083 Okay, cool. 396 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,119 So do you need to stretch or something, 397 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,754 or are you good to just go into your garage and have sex with me? 398 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,672 Um... 399 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,170 I'm good to go to the garage. 400 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:26,916 [sniffs] 401 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,136 So, here we are... 402 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,438 about to pleasure each other. 403 00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:46,225 But before I can rock your world, I need to freshen up. 404 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,525 Can you point me in the direction of the ladies' room? 405 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,069 I wouldn't wanna pee in the middle of doing it. 406 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,110 Yeah, that'd be bad. 407 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,869 -First door on the right. -Thanks. 408 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,741 ["Dancing (Downtown)" by Yacht playing] 409 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,906 ♪ Doing it ♪ 410 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,623 ♪ All over ♪ 411 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,115 ♪ All over again ♪ 412 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,038 [spits] 413 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,960 ♪ Pretty face, can you do it? ♪ 414 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,969 ♪ We've got it made ♪ 415 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,880 [sniffs] 416 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,390 ♪ You'll be down ♪ 417 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,259 ♪ You'll be downtown ♪ 418 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,469 [sighs] 419 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,926 ♪ Dancing ♪ 420 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,071 ♪ Welcome to your pleasure ♪ 421 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,440 ♪ Pleasure ♪ 422 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,607 ♪ Just don't make a... ♪ 423 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,237 [yells] Jesus Christ! 424 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,236 [winces] 425 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,874 -[knocking on door] -[girl] Are you okay? 426 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,406 I heard you yell. 427 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,667 I'm Paxton's sister. 428 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,168 I dropped my phone in the toilet. 429 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,750 It's clean now. It dried fast. 430 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:48,995 Oh, okay. 431 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,415 Hey, can you help me with something? 432 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,172 Uh, sure. 433 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,591 I'm going to the movies with my friends. 434 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,182 Which pair of jeans is the fiercest? 435 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,103 Oh. 436 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,430 For sure the distressed ones. They look hot. 437 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,686 Yeah, I got them at Old Navy. I work there. 438 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,270 Cool. I got fired from retail. 439 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,314 They said my hands were too sweaty to fold clothes. 440 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,397 So are you Paxton's new girlfriend? 441 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,444 You think I look like one of Paxton's girlfriends? 442 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,488 No. 443 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,818 Because you don't look like a skank. 444 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,994 -Damn, girl. Savage burn. -Thanks. 445 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,036 I'm Rebecca. 446 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,749 I'm Devi. It's nice to meet you. 447 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,655 What are you doing? 448 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,666 Becca, I thought you were at work. 449 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,669 I switched with Lisa. 450 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,380 She gets her braces off tomorrow. 451 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,050 You said you were just going to the bathroom. What the hell? 452 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,375 Wait. Are you mad at me or something? 453 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,089 [sighs] 454 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,387 Have fun at the movies. 455 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,760 [Rebecca] Nice to meet you. 456 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,187 Why are you sneaking around my house and talking to my sister? 457 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,978 Was I not supposed to? I didn't even know you had a sister. 458 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,692 Oh, you think I'm hiding her now, 459 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,482 because I'm embarrassed of her, or something? 460 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,066 -No, I didn't say that. -Okay. 461 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,858 I don't think this is gonna work. All right, you should probably just go. 462 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,454 [sighs] 463 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,198 [sighs] 464 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,326 ["All Yours" by Widowspeak playing] 465 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,761 [Nalini] Devi, let's go! Traffic is heavier than usual! 466 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,014 There was a dead body found on the 101. 467 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:28,099 ♪ I stopped looking... ♪ 468 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,185 Paxton, can I talk to you? 469 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,606 [laughs] 470 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,903 [chatter] 471 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,620 [Fabiola] Oh, my God! 472 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,445 Were you just at the Hot Pocket with Paxton? 473 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,294 Because you-- Oh, my double God. You don't even have to say another word. 474 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,462 I can already tell you're not a virgin anymore. 475 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,499 -You're glowing. -No, um... 476 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,924 Devi, this is amazing. 477 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,843 You just went from the person in school that everyone felt sad for 478 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,093 to the person in school that everyone is gonna be jealous of. 479 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,006 [McEnroe] And there it was, the truth. 480 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,385 Everyone pitied her. 481 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,351 And if Devi came clean now, 482 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,311 she'd be back to being nothing more than the school's sob story. 483 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,813 Yeah. No, it's crazy. 484 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,274 I can't believe I'm a woman now. 485 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,944 It feels totally different. 486 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,022 [Alex] Hey, Fabiola. 487 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,317 Can't wait to hit up Wetzel's P's with you this weekend. 488 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:18,856 Same. 489 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,029 Oh, my God. 490 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,695 We basically all have boyfriends now. Can you believe our lives? 491 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,253 [sighs] 492 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,786 [McEnroe] Devi was rattled. 493 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,962 For a girl who always knew all the answers, 494 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,291 she didn't know what to do. 495 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,496 How could she make things right with Paxton if he wouldn't talk to her? 496 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,967 -He was less than two feet away, but-- -[teacher] Devi. 497 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,879 I asked you a question. 498 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,717 [McEnroe] Oh, shit. Apparently, Mr. Shapiro asked Devi a question. 499 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,933 I missed it too. I was talking to you guys. 500 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,024 Name seven groups the Nazis wanted to exterminate. 501 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,727 Oh, um... 502 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,600 the Jews, the disabled, 503 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,647 Freemasons, bench republicans, 504 00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,191 the queer community, Jehovah's Witnesses, and, um... 505 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,275 Uh... 506 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,992 May I, Mr. Shapiro? 507 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,163 Yeah. 508 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,035 It's the Romani people, Mr. Shapiro. 509 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,908 [Mr. Shapiro] That's right, Ben. Good work. 510 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,285 It's okay, Devi. 511 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,751 I know how hard it is to memorize seven facts. 512 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,832 [quietly] Yeah, well, I wish the Nazis would kill you, so... 513 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,377 Devi, what was that? 514 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,881 Yeah, Devi, please share your mumble with the rest of the class. 515 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,926 I said I wished the Nazis would kill Ben. 516 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,009 [class gasps] 517 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,353 -[boy] Man... -[girl] Oh, shoot. 518 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,598 What the hell, Devi? 519 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,925 You can't just go around wishing Nazis would kill classmates. 520 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,888 Especially ones who are... 521 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,654 -Jews? -Yes, exactly. Your words. 522 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,283 Devi, apologize to Ben right now! 523 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,740 -I'm sorry. -You're gonna have to do better than that. 524 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,662 I'm sorry. I'm just messed-up. 525 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,620 I'm just a messed-up person who ruins everything 526 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,697 and will never find happiness. 527 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,748 And why should I? I don't deserve love. 528 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,503 I'm a rude teenager, who disrespects her mother. 529 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,629 I wish I was the dead body on the 101. 530 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,922 Okay, that was dark. 531 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:04,764 [inhales] 532 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:08,181 Principal Grubbs, if it's okay with you, I'd like not to press charges. 533 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,311 Okay, we really weren't discussing that, Ben. 534 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:11,811 Um... 535 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,807 So why don't you two work it out... 536 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,349 and don't tell your parents. Okay? 537 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:26,856 Ben, I'm really sorry. I don't want Nazis to kill you. 538 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,491 It's okay. 539 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,493 I could tell something bigger was bothering you. 540 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,365 Besides being pwned by your intellectual superior. 541 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,249 I'm assuming the date didn't go well? 542 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,338 Everyone thinks Shira and I are this perfect power couple 543 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,840 going to fundraisers at restaurants owned by Lisa Vanderpump. 544 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,382 She's one of my dad's clients. 545 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,085 Yeah, that comes up a weird amount. 546 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,885 Yeah, but my point is, even Shira and I have our ups and downs, 547 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,010 but we make it work. 548 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,806 'Cause I push her intellectually, and her hotness elevates me socially. 549 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,141 You're gross, Gross. 550 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:57,807 But thanks. 551 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,944 [locker shuts] 552 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,954 [kissing] 553 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,865 Steve, wait. We can no longer date. 554 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,250 What? 555 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,539 It's complicated, 556 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,542 but my parents want me to be with someone else. 557 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,502 [sighs] 558 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,215 Is it because I coach a really bad track team? 559 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,049 CalTech's not known for having great athletes. 560 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:29,974 Most of my team 561 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,221 -are too embarrassed to wear shorts. -No, that's not it. 562 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,715 My parents don't know about you... at all. 563 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,180 But we've been dating for three months. 564 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,347 And they have been three terrific months. 565 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,269 You have shown me so many fantastic places in the city. 566 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,686 The Hollywood sign, Venice Beach, Olive Garden. 567 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:50,697 But I have a duty to my family. I'm sorry. 568 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,072 Goodbye, Steve. 569 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,155 ["Come And Go" by Brighter Later playing] 570 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:07,803 [phone buzzes] 571 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,755 [Eleanor] Proud of you for boning Paxton! 572 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,474 ♪ And soon ♪ 573 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,556 ♪ There are leaves ♪ 574 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,147 Mom, I'm hungry! 575 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,439 There's no food in here, except for popcorn, 576 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,283 chips, hummus, and leftovers, and stuff. 577 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,029 Mom, where are you? 578 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,280 I know you're here. Your car is outside. 579 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:37,448 Mom! 580 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,617 ♪ And when you show ♪ 581 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,751 ♪ The shapes you pose ♪ 582 00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:48,762 ♪ Count the ways ♪ 583 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,587 ♪ I see you move ♪ 584 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,352 [music fades] 585 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:01,641 Kamala, this lemonade is too sour. 586 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:02,886 Then don't drink it! 587 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,357 -Jeez. Sorry. -[door opens] 588 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,901 I've decided, we're keeping the moped. 589 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,696 Not for Devi. For my personal use. 590 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,490 The keys will be hidden. End of discussion. 591 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,043 And furthermore, 592 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,449 if you ever use the B-word with me again,  593 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,668 not only will you never drive the moped, 594 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:24,998 you will never drive, period. 595 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,497 Because you will be dead. 596 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,500 I understand. I'm so sorry. 597 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,256 I'm very excited for taco night. 598 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,224 Mm. 599 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,851 Kamala, the lemonade is a bit too sour. 600 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,347 Excuse me for caring about this family's sugar intake! 601 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,771 [scribbling] 602 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,319 Devi, there's a boy here to see you. 603 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:56,162 [exhales] 604 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,533 -Hey. -Hi. 605 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,163 Let's talk over here. 606 00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,383 I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday. 607 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,339 I'm just kind of protective of my sister. 608 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,588 She used to get bullied pretty bad... 609 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,296 even by people I thought were my friends. 610 00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,474 I guess I've always been a little too protective. 611 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,271 Like, when my parents first adopted her, 612 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,272 I used to sit by her bed every night with a Nerf gun. 613 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,362 That's why our cat only has one eye now. 614 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,188 Paxton, I would never make fun of your sister. 615 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,697 She's super fashionable and way cooler than me. 616 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,910 -[both laugh] -[knocking] 617 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,239 -No laughing. -Mom! 618 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,985 I'm so sorry about your polio, Doctor Vishwakumar. 619 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:43,908 What? 620 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,039 Well, thanks for the apology. 621 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:50,093 If we're cool, should we meet in your garage tomorrow? 622 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,046 Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore. 623 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,052 It just got weird, you know? 624 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,468 [scoffs] Yeah, sure. I was gonna say the same thing too. 625 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,352 Okay. 626 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,519 Well, uh... I'll see you at school. 627 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:09,226 ["Peaches" by Milk & Bone and Alex Lustig playing] 628 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:10,734 [sighs] 629 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,358 [door opens] 630 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,945 ♪ Dressing up for the party ♪ 631 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,040 ♪ A tie dye shirt and too much jewelry ♪ 632 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,745 ♪ Lemonade and Fuzzy Peaches ♪ 633 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:35,882 ♪ I've had enough of all these bitches ♪ 634 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,928 ♪ Don't know the difference Between right and wrong ♪ 635 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,183 ♪ I don't care, I wanna feel it all ♪ 636 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,019 ♪ Rosy cheeks and pockets full of dreams ♪ 637 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,608 ♪ Let's pack a bag and never come back ♪ 638 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,106 ♪ Never come back ♪ 639 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,113 ♪ Never come back ♪ 640 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,154 ♪ Never come back ♪ 641 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,359 ♪ Never come back ♪ 642 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,528 ♪ Never come back ♪ 643 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,615 ♪ Never come back ♪ 644 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,752 ♪ Never come back ♪ 645 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,539 ♪ Never come back ♪