1 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:15,765 It happened at exactly 2:30 p.m. on the last day of school. 2 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,351 This is the outfit Devi wore. 3 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,895 This is the car she drove. 4 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,523 This is the lunch she ate. 5 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:24,941 'Sup, clean sweep? 6 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,025 Shut up. 7 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:32,824 And this is the moment Devi Vishwakumar got into Princeton. 8 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,787 I'm in! Guys, they let me in! 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,414 - Really? - What? 10 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,541 Oh my God, congratulations! 11 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:42,917 She would call her mom 12 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,337 and be forced to FaceTime her cousins in India soon enough, 13 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,799 but first, there was someone else she was dying to tell. 14 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,344 What's going on? Why do you look weird? 15 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,805 I'm off the wait-list. I got into Princeton. 16 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,973 What? 17 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,142 Holy shit, David. That's awesome. 18 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,561 Congratulations. 19 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:04,522 Although I really deserve the credit for making you write that essay. 20 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,483 Okay, whatever. 21 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,277 So maybe we could celebrate sometime over the summer? 22 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:10,862 Oh. 23 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,948 I'd love that, but I'm actually going away for the summer. 24 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,786 Oh my God, are you getting that Chad surgery I told you about? 25 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,704 The one that gives you a Hemsworth jawline? 26 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,908 What? No, I don't need that. 27 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,124 I'm the perfect combination of boyish and handsome. 28 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,928 But yeah, I'm leaving right after graduation 29 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,839 to take an internship at a law firm in New York. 30 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,464 Oh. Wow. Uh... 31 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,758 You're, like, "leaving" leaving. 32 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,886 So... is this it? 33 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,766 I mean, I'll see you at graduation, but... yeah, I guess so. 34 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:41,809 Oh. 35 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:46,815 Well, damn, we've been enemies for, like, 12 years. 36 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,359 Crazy to think it's... all just over. 37 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,403 I know. I'm gonna miss having a nemesis. 38 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,157 Well, you'll probably meet someone you hate in college 39 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,034 and forget all about me. 40 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,871 Nah. I don't think that's possible. 41 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,084 Wow. Really is the end of an era. 42 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,928 I don't know what I'm gonna do now that the Three Musketeers are over. 43 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,382 Maybe we should just plan on doing a monthly Zoom hang or something. 44 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,790 We'll figure it out. Let's go to class. 45 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,640 Devi's victory was bittersweet. 46 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:24,227 The thing she wanted most in the world was in the palm of her hands, 47 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,772 but something else she wanted seemed to be slipping away. 48 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,864 Ah! Congrats, guys! 49 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,657 Graduation day came, 50 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,993 and for someone like Devi, 51 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,245 who in these last four years had experienced 52 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,665 some of the lowest lows and highest highs imaginable, 53 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,418 crossing the finish line with her best friends 54 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,129 felt like a moment of uncomplicated joy. 55 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,799 She also happened to be named valedictorian, 56 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:59,345 giving her a decisive victory in her long-standing rivalry with Ben. 57 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,055 But for the first time, 58 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,224 she didn't feel like rubbing his nose in it. 59 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,352 The next day, Ben left for New York, 60 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:10,190 so Devi proceeded to have an epic last summer with her besties. 61 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,025 And before she knew it, 62 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,319 it was the last weekend before college, 63 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,696 and a lot was going on. 64 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,909 All right, not to turn this mehndi into a logistical meeting, 65 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,869 but we have a very packed weekend. 66 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,538 Nirmala Mami, I just wanna thank you once again 67 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,875 for planning your wedding the same weekend Devi goes to college. 68 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,376 You must thank my astrologer. 69 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,838 She said it was a very auspicious day for sensuality. 70 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,256 I'm sure it is. 71 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,800 Uh, okay. Bah, bah, bah, bah... 72 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,644 They already put the tent up in the backyard. 73 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,222 Oh. Nirmala Mami, do you have everything you need for tomorrow? 74 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,016 Yes, I picked up all my wedding jewels. 75 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,185 I'm so excited to wear a thali again 76 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:51,439 so that those bachelors at bingo will finally realize I'm a taken woman. 77 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,400 Hmm. Hey, Mom, shouldn't you be taking off your thali 78 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,902 now that you have a zaddy boyf? 79 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,029 Devi, you can't ask that. 80 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,530 Oh no. No, it's fine. 81 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,908 Andres actually doesn't really care that I wear it, 82 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,826 and honestly, I'm just so used to it. 83 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,621 Anyway, moving right along. 84 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:09,707 Devi, you have to pack tonight. 85 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,335 Look at me. We leave at 6 a.m. Sunday morning, 86 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,004 and tomorrow Aravind Uncle is sleeping in your room. 87 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,048 And, you know, with the sleep apnea machine setup, 88 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,842 you will not get access to your closet. 89 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,678 Yes, you have told me a billion times. 90 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,055 And yet you have waited until the last minute to do it. 91 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:27,392 And I have dragged in that big suitcase from the garage. 92 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,536 Please don't give me that look. It has one good wheel. 93 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,397 Oh, I can't believe my baby cousin's going off to college. 94 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,648 Maybe once you're moved in, 95 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,411 Manish and I can come visit from Baltimore? 96 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,111 Yeah. How about I come visit you, Kamala? 97 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,614 I don't need yet another friend group of mine to know I have a hot cousin. 98 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,367 But speaking of friends... 99 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,036 Mom, is it still cool if I have El and Fab come over tonight? 100 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,955 Please? Please? 101 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,290 Fine. But only for an hour 102 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,251 because I promise you, Devi, if you do not pack tonight, 103 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,628 I'll put you in that suitcase Mafia-style. 104 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,257 Oh my God. 105 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:03,720 Guys, is this gonna be the last time we watch The Masked Singer together 106 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,138 before you both leave? 107 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,141 El, you can't keep crying over our lasts. 108 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,435 It was so awkward at Yogurtland yesterday. 109 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,562 But that was the last time you're gonna be yelled at 110 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,439 for taking too many samples. 111 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,522 It's gonna be fine. 112 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,460 We're gonna see each other a ton, like when we come back for Thanksgiving. 113 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,112 Oh, I'm actually not coming back for Thanksgiving. 114 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,572 I have a robotics competition. 115 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,157 But I... I'm back at Christmas. 116 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,408 No. 117 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,745 Sharon planned a cruise to Alaska at Christmas. 118 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,581 She got a good deal because it's gonna be dark the whole time. 119 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,876 Okay, okay, it's fine. What about... a classic spring break? 120 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,002 Great. April it is. 121 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:38,421 No, my spring break's in March. 122 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,716 So, what does that leave? Next summer? 123 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:44,552 No, that's a year away. That can't be right. 124 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,471 Okay, girls, time to wrap it up. 125 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,681 It's late, and Devi has a lot to do tonight. 126 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,226 No. That was way too fast. I'm not ready to say goodbye yet. 127 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:56,773 Then you don't have to. Why don't you all come to my wedding? 128 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,942 We could use some more attractive young people. 129 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,571 Who's your handsome friend? Uh, what's his name? Carfax? 130 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,990 - Paxton? - Yes. Bring him too. 131 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,743 I'd love to see his face in my wedding album. 132 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,787 Thank you so much, Pati. 133 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,956 And I will see you bitches tomorrow. 134 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,083 Devi, language. 135 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,002 It's feminist to call a girl a bitch now. 136 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,839 Devi had wanted to go to Princeton 137 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,591 for the better part of her life, 138 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,718 but the thought of packing this suitcase 139 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,555 was making her break into a cold sweat, and she had no idea why. 140 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,266 Okay, what do we need? What do we need? 141 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,352 Shoe. 142 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,105 Yeah, I bet there'll be some walking there. 143 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,982 And maybe some school supplies... 144 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,319 because it is a school. 145 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,661 So it turns out we're a pretty good team for two people who hate each other. 146 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:52,954 I don't hate you. 147 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,164 I just think you're pretentious and unlikable. 148 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,920 Since their last conversation, Devi had thought of Ben often, 149 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,672 but had texted him little. 150 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:06,968 She didn't wanna be the sad thirst bucket who was pining after someone 151 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,011 who'd already moved on with his life. 152 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,931 But every now and then, she couldn't help herself. 153 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,057 Mmm. 154 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,728 Yeah, I got a good start there. I'll hit it hard in the morning. 155 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,040 And speaking of hitting it hard in the morning, 156 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,816 it was 1 a.m. in New York, 157 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,193 and Ben and the other interns from his firm 158 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,070 were at their favorite club, 159 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:30,283 which incidentally, was the only club that would accept their fake IDs. 160 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:33,327 Thank you, sweetheart. Hey, can you break this hundo for me? 161 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,705 - Sure. You got it. - Keep five for yourself. 162 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:39,375 It was on nights like these, that he thought about Devi the most. 163 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,671 Found a gem from Model UN. 164 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,383 Uh-oh, David, you nuking someone tonight? 165 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,095 Nah, can't obliterate the Valley before Pati's wedding. 166 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,931 Too bad you're not here. She invited all my friends. 167 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,160 - Oh, man, I wish I... - The thing is... 168 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,603 - Dude. Come on. - I'm sorry, bro. 169 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,731 Uh... Yo, look what I texted that girl, Chelsea. 170 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,734 - I'm being so rude to her. - Wait, I thought you liked her. 171 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,195 I do. But that's why I'm negging her. 172 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,923 Aren't you worried that she'll move on to someone who's nice to her? 173 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,574 Nah. That's not how it works. 174 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,118 Dude, trust me. I know what I'm talking about. 175 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,995 If you know what you're talking about, 176 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:19,198 then why is it always just the four of us every weekend with no girls in sight? 177 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,668 Oh, all right, Mr. Friggin' Big Shot. 178 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,296 Last girl you liked, you just told her straight up? 179 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,422 Well, I... 180 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:27,964 Uh... 181 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,010 No. No, I... I didn't. 182 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,303 Because it sucks. 183 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:35,139 No, it doesn't suck. It's just... scary. 184 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:36,933 Pussy. 185 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,285 You look beautiful, Mami. 186 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,453 I know I do. 187 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,911 Hey, yo, my peeps. 188 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:39,995 Hi! 189 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,497 Everyone looks amazing. 190 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,292 Fab, El, gorgeous Indian drip. 191 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,793 Thanks for loaning us these lewks. 192 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,516 I think I'm gonna start wearing this many jewels in my normal life. 193 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,174 And, Miss Thompson, welcome to my home-slash-tent. 194 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,510 Oh, Devi, you can just call me Lindsay. 195 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,887 I'm not your teacher anymore, and I'm dating your friend. 196 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,599 - Thanks for inviting us. - My plezh. 197 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:03,436 Now, this is our last night together, so we have to grab this party by the balls 198 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,397 and just squeeze every last drop of fun out of it. 199 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,899 - I heard it, unsuccessful metaphor. - Yes, it was. 200 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:09,983 But listen, 201 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,987 looks like there's a really old bartender and a really cool bartender. 202 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,323 I think the really cool bartender will serve us drinks. 203 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,366 Nah, cool bartenders are never cool people. 204 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,703 But old bartenders think that everyone from 15 to 40 is the same age. 205 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,831 - Okay, well, old bartender it is. - What about the old bartender? 206 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,876 That I think I saw him sneeze into someone's drink. 207 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,919 Oh my God. Enough chitchatting with your friends. 208 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,172 We have a lot of elderly guests to say hello to. 209 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,465 Mr. Mahalingam. 210 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:38,262 Devi, how brave of you to move 3,000 miles away 211 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,890 from everything and everyone you've ever known. 212 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,933 Are you nervous? I would be. 213 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,770 So if you're going to college tomorrow, 214 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,898 that kind of makes tonight the last night of your childhood. 215 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,733 How do you feel about that? 216 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,735 Why would you go away to school? 217 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,487 What if no one likes you there? 218 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,155 Who will comfort you? 219 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,532 Not your family because they're too far away. 220 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,328 Well, not all of her family's too far away. 221 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,622 - Manish and I are just down the coast. - Hmm. 222 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,706 Mm-hmm. 223 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,208 Sweetheart, stop gabbing. 224 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,877 - Let's go to the buffet. - Oh yeah. 225 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,213 Yeah, now I know why Pati and her are frenemies. 226 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,297 Yeah. 227 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,759 Here, your sari is looking a little loose. Let me retie you. 228 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,970 It's nice that Pati let you invite so many friends. 229 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,472 - Mmm. - But where's Ben? 230 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,350 Oh. Uh, he actually left already. 231 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,770 He went to go do an internship at some douchey law firm in New York City. 232 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,146 That's too bad. 233 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:33,192 So, did anything end up happening between you two after I left? 234 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,275 What? No. 235 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,945 Why would it? 236 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,489 Uh, maybe because he showed up at our house with flowers. 237 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,491 Okay, yeah, dude, 'cause he was on drugs. 238 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,369 Uh, dude, people get really honest when they're on drugs. 239 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,012 You should see me after I've had NyQuil. It's like hot dick city. 240 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,208 Okay, yeah. Well, I think it was just one weird night. 241 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,794 I'm pretty sure he just... sees me as a friend. 242 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,879 Okay, well, even as friends, 243 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,881 he was dropping by unannounced kind of a lot. 244 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,466 And how many times can two people 245 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,635 be randomly assigned to do group projects together? 246 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,347 You know what, Kamala? 247 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,267 I may not have any siblings, 248 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,478 but... you've been a really great big sister to me. 249 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,936 I'm sorry I was such a brat when you first came here. 250 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,236 It's okay, Devi. That's what little sisters do. 251 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,938 How'd you swing this bottle of champagne? 252 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,999 Old bartender. Addison was right. He just handed it right to me. 253 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,208 Huh. 254 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,062 You think it's okay that we left everyone else down at the tent though? 255 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,381 We thought maybe we could have one little toast just the three of us. 256 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,591 To the UN. 257 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:39,967 The UN. 258 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,887 Guess what, haters? We all banged. 259 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,723 Ugh. We can't wait till next June to see each other. 260 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,391 Maybe I can fly out for Halloween. 261 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,519 If you guys each make one friend, we could go as the Spice Girls. 262 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,772 Yay. I love that idea. 263 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,443 You guys, I'm feeling way better about this plan. 264 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,111 Yeah, me too. 265 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,198 Although... would you guys think I was a loser 266 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,200 if I said I'm kind of scared to leave? 267 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,535 Hey, that's how you feel, Devi. 268 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,703 - You are? - Yeah. 269 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,581 It's just... scary moving so far away. 270 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,877 Devi, I know that you've been ready to go off to college since you were eight, 271 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,838 but I'm just not as brave as you are. 272 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,175 I'm not brave. 273 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,344 You are the bravest person we know. 274 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,513 You're the reason we did anything in high school. 275 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,974 Without you, we'd still be eating lunch in the teachers' lounge. 276 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,560 And the only reason we have our current lovers 277 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,854 is because they were friends with the smokeshows 278 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,899 that you had the audacity to pursue. 279 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,944 Guess I'll have to channel my inner Devi when I get to college. 280 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,422 What is going on, Devi? 281 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,406 You're supposed to be downstairs playing the harp. 282 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:48,244 And why are there only two notebooks and a shoe in your suitcase? 283 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,662 You haven't packed? 284 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,832 Everyone stop drinking your teas and get back to the wedding. 285 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,774 I cannot believe you haven't packed. 286 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,880 You do realize I'm not gonna be at Princeton to do everything for you? 287 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,964 Hey, look at me. 288 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,227 You need to start being a responsible adult. 289 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,302 I know, Mom. I'm sorry. 290 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,055 Let's welcome the new couple out to the dance floor 291 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,557 for their very first dance. 292 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,267 Okay, now go play your harp 293 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,270 so your grandmother can show everyone the dip she practiced. 294 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,814 - And then go right back upstairs. - Okay. 295 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,235 Nalu, you've been criticizing that girl all weekend. 296 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,488 Need I remind you that I'm the bridezilla here? 297 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,240 I'm sorry, but she needs to grow up. 298 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,868 You know why you're picking fights with her, right? 299 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,619 Because you're scared that she's leaving. 300 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,705 I used to do the same thing with Mohan. 301 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,498 He'd be heading off to the airport, 302 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,877 and I'd yell at him because his clothes were too wrinkled, 303 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,128 or his hair was too long. 304 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,256 Don't waste your last night with her, Nalu. 305 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,924 I know it's hard to let go, 306 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,093 but it's time. 307 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:12,578 I just... don't even know what I'm supposed to, like, bring. 308 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,723 Yes, you do. You know what you need. 309 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,791 Just imagine that it's a sleepover that's going to last many, many months. 310 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,293 It's not that simple. 311 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,295 It is that simple, kanna. 312 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,839 Just throw some of those clothes into that suitcase. 313 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,926 And if you forget something, I'm sure there's a Costco in New Jersey. 314 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,677 I don't wanna go to Costco. 315 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,221 I just... I want my stuff from my room. 316 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:36,310 And... how am I supposed to pack my whole life into one stupid suitcase? 317 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,393 It's too hard. 318 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,272 Devi, calm down. It's okay. Let me help you. 319 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359 You can't help me. You're not even here. You're not even real! 320 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,573 Kanna, what's going on? 321 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,539 I don't know how to pack. 322 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,419 Well... let's just do it together, then. 323 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,175 I don't think I can go tomorrow. 324 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,095 You were right. I can't do anything without you. 325 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,306 Yes, you can. You just don't have to do it right now. 326 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,979 I think I'm feeling overwhelmed thinking about leaving this house, 327 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,731 you know, where you, me, 328 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,609 and Dad... 329 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,946 It's okay to feel a little scared about saying goodbye. 330 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,699 I'm scared too. 331 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,870 Why do you think I have been such a bitch? 332 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,294 But, Devi, I know one thing, your father would have been really proud of you. 333 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,466 I... am so proud of you. 334 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,139 And I will miss having my little girl here, 335 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:59,351 but... I just can't wait for the world to see what you can do. 336 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,772 Thanks, Mom. 337 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,573 I'm gonna miss you, Mom. 338 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,078 I'm gonna miss you too. 339 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,334 I can't believe you got that suitcase shut. 340 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,461 Trick is to sit on it. 341 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,588 All right, why don't we get you some dinner? 342 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,298 Sorry, she can't. Devi, it's time. 343 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,925 - All right, let's do this. - Hey, what are you doing? 344 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,510 You'll see. 345 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,765 Yo, listen up. 346 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,142 This is for Pati, who thinks I'm a coconut. 347 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,060 Ready? 348 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,865 Whoa. 349 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,136 Yeah! 350 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,745 Everybody on the dance floor! 351 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,140 ♪ Tonight is the night ♪ 352 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,303 ♪ Tonight is the night... ♪ 353 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:05,477 Damn, I did not think an old person's wedding would go this hard. 354 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,938 Pretty sure I saw your grandma drop into a full split. 355 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,815 Oh, Pati can out-twerk us all. 356 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,276 Mainly because her fake hip has a screw loose. 357 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,485 Hmm. 358 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,863 So, I heard you're heading back to ASU? 359 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,533 If you can believe it. I actually like being a teacher. 360 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:23,036 - I wanna do it for real. - Paxton, that's hella cool. 361 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,913 And you'll actually make a difference 362 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,291 because kids pay way more attention to hot people. 363 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,876 Oh. 364 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,503 Oh, wait, I have something for you. 365 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,048 As an official member of the swim team, you earned this. 366 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,926 Congrats. Looks like you're going to college a jock. 367 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,678 Oh wow. 368 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,972 I could really use this to reinvent myself at Princeton. 369 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,851 Nah, don't reinvent anything. 370 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,937 You're good as is, Lil' D. 371 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,064 Thanks, Paxton. 372 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,738 And hey, if your first couple weeks there are rough, you can always call me. 373 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,241 Just don't drop out and go work at your old high school. 374 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,951 Apparently, that's pathetic, so... 375 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,286 - Okay. - Yeah. 376 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,165 Hey. 377 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,836 You were a really nice boyfriend, 378 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,380 but... honestly, 379 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,716 you're an even better friend. 380 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,642 Devi, let go. 381 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,436 Chex Mix owes the bride a dance. 382 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,271 Let's make sure Smita can see us. 383 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,607 - Come, come. - Chex Mix? 384 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,237 It was one time. It was one time. 385 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,364 All right. All right. My turn. My turn. 386 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,951 Never have I ever had sex at school. 387 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,536 Aneesa, how dare you. 388 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,205 Cheers, babe. 389 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,414 Yeah, drama room. 390 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,583 Miss Thompson, they had sex in the drama room. 391 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,710 Yeah, I... I got that, Fab. Thank you. 392 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,712 And once again, you can just call me Lindsay. 393 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,797 All right. 394 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,926 Never have I ever hooked up in my bestie's bed. 395 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,595 Fabiola, you better pick up that damn cup. 396 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,930 What? 397 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,640 W-W-W-Wait, whose bed? 398 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,725 Remember that party where you two-timed Paxton 399 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,311 and then he got hit by a car and his swimming career was over? 400 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,146 Okay, yep. Everyone remembers that. 401 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,357 Me and Eve had a make-out session on your bed. 402 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,316 Oh! 403 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,778 - Damn. - No, I'm actually not mad. That's hot. 404 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,740 - Well, I guess I should also drink. - Why? 405 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,867 I definitely had a couple solo seshes on your futon. 406 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,286 Ew. 407 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,745 - Come on. - What? 408 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,473 I flipped the mattress over when I was done. 409 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,790 I sleep on that thing, bro. 410 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:32,873 Ew. 411 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,584 Okay, my turn. My turn. 412 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,045 Never have I ever hooked up with... 413 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,468 Ben? 414 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,470 Been there. 415 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:55,147 ♪ I wanna take the breath that's true ♪ 416 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,155 ♪ I look to you and I see nothing ♪ 417 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,323 What are you doing here? 418 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,328 Uh, yeah, it's weird. Uh, well, I was in New York, 419 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:14,041 and all of a sudden, I got this feeling that I needed to tell you that 420 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 I... 421 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,128 like you. 422 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:22,799 Wait, you flew all the way across the country 423 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,843 to tell me you like me? 424 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,553 Well, yeah. 425 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,679 Uh... 426 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,474 Actually... 427 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,186 I think I love you, Devi. 428 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:37,855 What? 429 00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:39,982 I love you. 430 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,488 I love you too, Ben. 431 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,578 Wanna get out of here? 432 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,003 I can't. My mom will kill me if I leave. 433 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,921 I'm so sorry. 434 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,091 Oh. Uh... 435 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,634 I'll cover for you. 436 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,095 Go. 437 00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,895 Okay. Where'd you park? 438 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,439 Shit, I don't have my car. 439 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,149 I Ubered from the airport. 440 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,402 Oh crap, my car's blocked in. 441 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:49,594 ♪ Fade into you ♪ 442 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:58,979 ♪ Strange you never knew ♪ 443 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:17,664 ♪ Fade into you ♪ 444 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:27,048 ♪ Strange you never knew ♪ 445 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:36,266 ♪ Fade into you ♪ 446 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:41,438 ♪ I think it's strange you never knew ♪ 447 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:46,860 So... 448 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,111 ...should I leave now? 449 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,322 You gonna tell me it's time to hit the hay again? 450 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,531 Damn, did I say that? 451 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,034 Man, I was an asshole. 452 00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,912 Yeah, you really were. 453 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,747 Sorry about that. 454 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:02,667 Mmm, it's okay. Your grand romantic gesture made up for it. 455 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,341 Devi... 456 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,168 I think we should be together. 457 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:15,472 - Really? - Yeah. 458 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,309 Like, when we both get to school, let's give this a real try. 459 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,436 New York and New Jersey aren't that far away. 460 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,688 I mean, culturally, they're in different galaxies, 461 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,982 but geographically, I think we can make it work. 462 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,277 Okay. As long as you stop shitting on Jersey. 463 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,446 - It's just so easy to. - Hmm. 464 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,156 But for you, I can try. 465 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,284 Then I'm in. 466 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,709 Okay, I should go home. I have to head to the airport soon. 467 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,086 Hmm. 468 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:50,715 Oh shit, how am I gonna get back into my sari? 469 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,094 Oh, uh, I'll pull up a YouTube video? 470 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,804 Hmm. 471 00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,642 Devi, you better be up. 472 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,310 Arriving two hours early at the airport 473 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,021 does not include time for a random screening at security. 474 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,401 You're up? 475 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:12,279 Wide awake, fully packed, mostly showered. 476 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,366 So... 477 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:17,449 ...you ready? 478 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:21,912 Yeah... 479 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,082 I think I am. 480 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,964 Wait, I forgot something. 481 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,133 You start loading the car. I'll be right back. 482 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,633 Uh... 483 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,639 What's poppin', gods? 484 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,642 You've probably heard, but it's a big day. 485 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,561 I'm finally headed East. 486 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,273 I know when we normally talk, 487 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,109 I usually ask for stuff like smaller pores, 488 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,695 or a boyfriend who can do one-arm push-ups, 489 00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:57,032 but this morning, I really just wanna say... 490 00:26:58,908 --> 00:26:59,908 thank you. 491 00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,913 I feel really, really grateful. 492 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:09,252 I have this awesome life full of dope people who care about me... 493 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,089 and who love me. 494 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,925 So thanks for always looking out for your girl. 495 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:19,346 And if you wouldn't mind keeping an eye on my mom while I'm gone, 496 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,431 I would really appreciate it. 497 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:26,936 Also, wouldn't be mad if you equally distributed my freshman 15 498 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,521 between my boobs and my ass. 499 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,024 No. No, no, no. Never mind, forget that. 500 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,944 Just... please take care of my mom. 501 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,822 She deserves to feel really lucky too. 502 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:39,865 Anyway, 503 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:41,533 I love you guys. 504 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,875 And I'll see you at Princeton. 505 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:59,010 And so our Sherman Oaks squad embarked on their new lives... 506 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:04,557 ...on both coasts. 507 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:05,934 What do you think, Gears? 508 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,811 College friggin' rules. 509 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:10,604 East... 510 00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:14,442 ...and West... 511 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,277 - And cut. - Thank you. 512 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,446 - I got it. - It was really good! 513 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,658 - Did you see how big my explosion was? - Yeah, it was huge. 514 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,369 ...and also one desert college town. 515 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:30,041 But everyone felt like they were exactly where they needed to be. 516 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,793 - Mmm, so good. - Pista. 517 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:35,481 - You always pick so much better than me. - You get the weird flavors. 518 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,133 And after four rocky years of high school, 519 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:42,762 Devi finally had both the boy and the college of her dreams. 520 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,848 There would be other dreams, of course, 521 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,517 like becoming the first Supreme Court Justice 522 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,811 who's also a hip-hop artist, 523 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,104 but in this moment, 524 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,399 our little hothead from the Valley was pretty happy. 525 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,152 So this is John McEnroe live 526 00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,447 from Princeton, New Jersey, signing off. 527 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,573 For now. 528 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:08,913 ♪ My shabby heart was acting out ♪ 529 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:19,549 ♪ You know I don't want no one else ♪ 530 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,527 ♪ Put it all behind you Put it in a song, yeah ♪ 531 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,988 ♪ I don't want to know about it ♪ 532 00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:44,699 ♪ Put it in a corner Somewhere I can't find it ♪ 533 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,368 ♪ I don't want to think about ♪ 534 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,913 ♪ Put it on a fire Put it in a pocket ♪ 535 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,749 ♪ I don't want to see you now ♪