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‎普林斯頓就要公布招生結果

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‎不過迪薇異常冷靜

3
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‎也許是因為她已經嘗試過
‎所有辦法提高自己的入學率

4
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‎好，男孩們，加油好好表現

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‎也許也是因為她變更成熟了一些

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‎妳真的有申請耶魯嗎？

7
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‎她跟法碧歐拉的口角
‎讓她意識到自己的脾氣

8
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‎以及終於放下派克斯頓

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‎證明了她不再是當年
‎那個無可救藥的書呆子

10
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‎但也許她的平靜

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‎只是因為有別的事情讓她分心

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‎你們看，上個星期發生了這件事

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‎妳在幹嘛？

14
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‎哇，天啊

15
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‎這句話對成年人來說也許不算什麼

16
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‎但在半夜11點，一封來自男孩子

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‎沒頭沒尾的問候簡訊可是意味深長

18
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‎（沒幹嘛，你呢？）

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‎尤其是將近一年沒傳簡訊來的前男友

20
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‎那天之後，他們每天都會傳簡訊

21
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‎這個讓我想到妳

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‎（女子因支持郊狼被踢下飛機）

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‎身為曾在女生胸口留下簽名的男人

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‎我看得出來誰在調情

25
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‎（天啊，別那麼迷戀我）

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‎顯然廚房裡正在發生

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‎等等，那是手臂接觸嗎？

28
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‎還把頭髮塞耳後？

29
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‎別鬧了

30
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‎玩鬧的輕拍？

31
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‎我的天啊，迪薇的媽媽
‎喜歡上瑪歌的爸爸了嗎？

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‎這到底是怎麼回事？

33
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‎《好想做一次》

34
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‎劇名：……撮合我媽約會

35
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‎迪薇迷迷糊糊的度過了這天

36
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‎還在消化自己的母親

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‎跟那位鬍子大叔陷入愛河的樣子

38
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‎她以為自己隨時會崩潰

39
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‎因為她媽媽和敵人的父親相處融洽

40
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‎但隨著時間過去，卻沒有劇烈反應

41
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‎迪薇發現…

42
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‎我好像不介意

43
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‎一開始，我只是被嚇到

44
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‎但仔細想想，我好像願意…

45
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‎破壞的反義詞是什麼？

46
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‎妳要說“幫忙”嗎？

47
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‎對，就是那個，我想幫我媽追到他

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‎我不想讓她在我去大學後變得孤單

49
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‎我將迎來酷炫的嶄新生活，她也需要

50
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‎我懂，我父母沒有彼此就無法生存

51
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‎我爸連上運動腳踏車都要我媽幫忙

52
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‎不知道去參觀大學時
‎他們該如何是好？

53
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‎妳還想去其他大學？

54
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‎我只想確定普林斯頓最適合我
‎雖然肯定八九不離十

55
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‎別擔心，我們會是室友

56
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‎對了，關於畢業舞會的舞伴

57
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‎我問了艾迪森，她那天要出遠門

58
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‎所以我想我們三個可以一起參加

59
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‎好啊，我願意！

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‎妳們是我在高中交往過最棒的人

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‎我們很適合一起參加

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‎對吧？艾莉諾，妳同意嗎？

63
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‎我同意迪薇說的

64
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‎她剛剛有說話吧？

65
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‎艾莉諾，拜託

66
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‎我們在聊畢業舞會

67
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‎最近見妳一面好難

68
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‎就算碰面，妳也心不在焉

69
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‎我知道，對不起

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‎我在看明天要拍的電影劇本

71
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‎這次有台詞嗎？

72
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‎沒有，但我聽說會選一位
‎臨時演員當海報上的屍體

73
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‎好，聽起來很酷

74
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‎那妳能跟我們去畢業舞會嗎？

75
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‎這是我們能一起體驗的
‎最後一絲高中生活

76
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‎我知道，但我的經紀人
‎希望我能擴展人脈

77
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‎我明天那個工作的製作人

78
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‎也是新彈珠電影的製作人

79
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‎妳是指七龍珠電影？

80
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‎不，是一部關於彈珠的電影

81
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‎也許他們看到我會覺得

82
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‎“嘿，那具屍體好特別”

83
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‎所以我暫時不能答應參加畢業舞會

84
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‎媽，明天我們會幫妳慶生

85
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‎妳想要吃什麼生日大餐？

86
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‎我是簡單的女人，不需要太多

87
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‎只需要我的家人跟愛人

88
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‎還有米其林餐廳的外帶就行了

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‎-哇，這樣就夠了？
‎-對

90
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‎但別擔心甜點，因為林恩會準備

91
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‎我該去打電話給電信公司要折扣了

92
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‎沒有比這更適合當作一天收尾的事情

93
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‎各位注意，林恩打算自己烤蛋糕

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‎卡梅拉，妳怎麼知道
‎林恩打算自己烤蛋糕？

95
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‎妳該不會還在跟蹤他吧？

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‎-也許？
‎-卡梅拉

97
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‎如果妳也跟蹤他，就會知道我的意思

98
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‎妳是指他跟那個歐洲浪女約砲嗎？

99
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‎迪薇

100
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‎我聽不懂妳說了什麼

101
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‎但我知道是不該出現在這個家的用詞

102
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‎讓我跟她單獨聊聊

103
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‎我發誓他和他的情婦
‎正在計畫要騙外婆的錢

104
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‎如果林恩是騙子

105
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‎現在一定看得出蛛絲馬跡
‎但妳什麼都沒找到

106
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‎我只知道他心懷不軌

107
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‎外婆又太容易相信別人

108
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‎她會回覆她所收到的每一封垃圾郵件

109
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‎妳怎麼能兼顧
‎工作上的研究和這些八卦？

110
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‎我的確有點落後

111
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‎拜託，妳真的需要放下對林恩的執著

112
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‎看來瑪歌的爸爸
‎幫我們家做了不少維修

113
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‎好像每當一個案子到了尾聲

114
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‎妳就能幫他找到另一個

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‎迪薇，妳想說什麼？

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‎我只是想讓妳知道

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‎如果妳對他有好感，我不介意

118
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‎什麼？

119
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‎我是成年女性
‎只對大蒜麵包跟填字遊戲有好感

120
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‎妳確定？我今天早上聽到很多嘻笑聲

121
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‎-承認吧，妳喜歡他
‎-我沒有

122
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‎媽，妳有，妳應該約他出去

123
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‎我的天，迪薇，我不會約他出去

124
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‎邀請他參加奶奶的生日晚餐

125
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‎這場合一點都不浪漫
‎他可能會在餐巾紙上找到她的牙齒

126
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‎拜託，媽，妳知道妳很想

127
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‎-好吧
‎-耶！

128
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‎我想邀請一位善良的男人

129
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‎參加有格調的家庭聚會並不是壞主意

130
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‎太好了，那現在要傳簡訊給他嗎？

131
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‎拜託，晚上九點了

132
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‎難道妳覺得我這麼沒有禮貌嗎？

133
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‎我明天早上再告訴他就好

134
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‎-好
‎-出去

135
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‎天啊，媽，他來了

136
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‎-好
‎-媽，過來

137
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‎等等，迪薇，妳在幹嘛？

138
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‎我們得發揮妳的長處
‎請把這當作是讚美

139
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‎讓誘人的髮絲飄揚

140
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‎妳可以別再多管閒事嗎？
‎也不准偷聽，好嗎？

141
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‎安德烈斯

142
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‎-你好
‎-嗨

143
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‎妳看起來…

144
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‎妳準備要出門嗎？

145
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‎不，我是說…對，我得去工作

146
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‎但在我出門前，我只是想…

147
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‎我只是好奇你今晚有沒有計畫？

148
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‎我們要為妮瑪拉慶生

149
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‎不是很盛大的宴席，不過我想…

150
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‎也許你會願意參加？

151
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‎-我很樂意來吃晚餐
‎-好，很好

152
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‎不過…我不知道該不該赴約

153
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‎妳知道我們女兒的情況有些複雜

154
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‎雖然瑪歌同意我來這裡工作

155
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‎但我不確定她能否接受其他互動

156
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‎-對不起
‎-天啊，沒關係

157
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‎只是個愚蠢的想法

158
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‎在這一刻，迪薇知道
‎她必須想辦法跟瑪歌和好

159
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‎但該如何化解別人對妳的討厭？

160
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‎可能只能做自己了

161
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‎嗨，瑪歌，妳在幹嘛？

162
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‎-好，抱歉，讓我重新開始
‎-迪薇，妳想幹嘛？

163
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‎我知道秋天的時候我們有點過節

164
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‎但現在沒事了，對吧？

165
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‎不，我還是很恨妳，覺得妳是個壞人

166
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‎但妳爸呢？

167
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‎妳愛她，對吧？

168
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‎妳還好嗎？

169
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‎對，再好不過

170
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‎我只是覺得我媽和妳爸
‎應該很適合彼此

171
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‎我不覺得

172
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‎我爸通常只跟瑜伽老師
‎化妝師還有空姐約會

173
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‎妳懂我的意思

174
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‎我媽很辣好嗎？

175
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‎每次我們去超市，店員都會對她眨眼

176
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‎我想如果我們是朋友
‎妳爸就會對我媽有興趣

177
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‎好，但我們絕對不是朋友

178
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‎我也不希望我爸跟妳媽交往

179
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‎但我媽不是我

180
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‎她是非常理智又超級聰明的醫生

181
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‎再來等我們上大學

182
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‎妳希望看到他每天晚上

183
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‎可憐又孤獨的在沙發上打瞌睡嗎？

184
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‎我可以加碼請妳吃漢堡

185
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‎好吧

186
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‎但我也要喝奶昔

187
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‎好吧，姐妹…

188
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‎算了

189
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‎不了

190
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‎嗨，大班，我可以坐這裡嗎？

191
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‎-好
‎-太好了

192
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‎抱歉打擾你，但你幹嘛還要寫功課？

193
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,725
‎你不是已經上了好學校嗎？

194
00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,893
‎對，但我還是得寫作業

195
00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,521
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為我必須寫

196
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,439
‎如果成績下降

197
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,357
‎哥倫比亞也許會取消我的入學資格

198
00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,609
‎不，那只是謠言

199
00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,569
‎-才不是
‎-那就是

200
00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:32,573
‎你認為招生委員會仔細檢查
‎超過一千名學生的成績？

201
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,408
‎不，他們都在休假，孩子

202
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,951
‎你知道還有誰需要休假嗎？

203
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:38,621
‎你，親愛的書呆子

204
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,748
‎我甚至不知道該怎麼休息

205
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,375
‎我不是懂得放鬆的人

206
00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:46,670
‎我可以教你放鬆

207
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,272
‎看到了嗎？妳看他們

208
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,650
‎什麼？

209
00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,028
‎瑪歌？

210
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,198
‎妳在這裡做什麼？

211
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,325
‎我來…

212
00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,411
‎我來找迪薇玩

213
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,790
‎什麼？真的嗎？

214
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:25,167
‎對，我們現在是朋友

215
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:31,048
‎我想也許可以邀請她
‎一起參加奶奶的慶生晚餐？

216
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,343
‎天啊，拉莫斯先生要不要也參加？

217
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,137
‎不，他其實不能參加…

218
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,890
‎我其實很樂意

219
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:53,737
‎迪薇，把鯊魚跳鋼管舞的影片傳給我

220
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,531
‎好的，各位

221
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,241
‎這給你，晚餐準備好了

222
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,409
‎請享用

223
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,660
‎手機給我

224
00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:03,205
‎外婆，這是馬尼許送的
‎他很抱歉不能來替妳慶生

225
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,917
‎哇，高級貝殼巧克力

226
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,585
‎這個要轉送別人會很心痛耶

227
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,755
‎謝謝大家今晚讓我們加入

228
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,883
‎這是我做過最久的工程

229
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,387
‎但也是我最喜歡的

230
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,399
‎迪薇和瑪歌，妳們是怎麽和好的？

231
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:35,821
‎這個嘛，我們發現之前的小誤會

232
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,781
‎其實很愚蠢

233
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,745
‎對，我也覺得我差點被退學很愚蠢

234
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,037
‎所以我告訴她

235
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,124
‎“好，我原諒妳這個魯莽的瘋子”

236
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,878
‎於是我們變成朋友，我們都很開心

237
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,387
‎林恩，看來有人急著找你

238
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,346
‎你該接電話

239
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,933
‎我不想影響妮妮的大日子

240
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,227
‎所以我去樓上接

241
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,524
‎哇，他的鈴聲有夠大聲

242
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,486
‎好險他已經把原本
‎“你為何這麼沒禮貌？”換掉了

243
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,988
‎天啊，好可怕

244
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,783
‎其實，我也要上樓一下

245
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,284
‎去用洗手間

246
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,745
‎因為在樓下什麼都會被聽到

247
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,791
‎腸躁症是我們的家族遺傳

248
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,753
‎一切都還好嗎？

249
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,839
‎我現在不方便講電話

250
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,716
‎我們在吃妮瑪拉的生日晚餐

251
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,260
‎妳當然不能過來

252
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,972
‎我們要照計畫，等到婚禮後再處理

253
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,307
‎不然可能會失敗

254
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,518
‎她們已經開始起疑了

255
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,691
‎你好，我是艾莉諾王

256
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,319
‎臨時演員，我該去妝髮那邊報到嗎？

257
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,530
‎不，妳可以先坐下

258
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,282
‎等輪到妳被外星人
‎用雷射光殺死的時候會叫妳

259
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,367
‎謝謝

260
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,284
‎艾莉諾？

261
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,415
‎媽？

262
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,752
‎你也許還記得
‎上一次艾莉諾見到母親時

263
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,338
‎她將她拋棄並留下一片狼籍

264
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:20,884
‎從那之後，她們只交換過
‎幾次電話和訊息

265
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,428
‎以及一封邀請

266
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,265
‎讓艾莉諾去上喬伊斯的廣播節目

267
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,683
‎喬伊斯來演戲

268
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,852
‎哇，妳回來了

269
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,144
‎沒錯

270
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,437
‎一下子而已

271
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,565
‎我正打算要聯絡妳

272
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,066
‎親愛的，妳好嗎？

273
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,528
‎我其實過得很好

274
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,239
‎我提早畢業了，現在是全職演員

275
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,074
‎跟著我的腳步

276
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,119
‎現在妳也是專業演員

277
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,663
‎也許就能了解我過去的選擇

278
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,583
‎妳是指從我生命中消失快一輩子嗎？

279
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,001
‎親愛的

280
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,379
‎我知道上次見面時讓妳很難過

281
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,756
‎我真的感到很抱歉

282
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,050
‎但身為演員

283
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:04,803
‎實在無法控制自己的工作地點和時間

284
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,723
‎但只要堅持下去，就能展露頭角

285
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,935
‎就像我上週簽下了第一支全國性廣告

286
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,980
‎我要演“在泳池派對的憂鬱女人”

287
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,150
‎媽，恭喜妳

288
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,779
‎我需要有人扮演宣傳海報上的屍體

289
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,907
‎我在《法網遊龍》演過三次死人

290
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,327
‎當艾莉諾看到自己母親臉上

291
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,704
‎對於演海報上屍體的渴望

292
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,123
‎她感到深深的憐憫

293
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,917
‎好吧，就妳了

294
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,550
‎妳知道嗎？其實應該由我女兒來擔任

295
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,803
‎好，我不在乎是誰來演

296
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,139
‎沒關係，媽，妳去吧

297
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,058
‎妳確定嗎？

298
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,113
‎我想妳的計畫奏效了

299
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:09,076
‎妳媽居然願意聽我爸
‎轉述《黃石公園》某集的詳細劇情？

300
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,869
‎我知道，而且她平常都說

301
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,580
‎“電視劇是給懶惰的人看的”

302
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,249
‎今晚沒有我想像中那麼煩人

303
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,462
‎如果小班不存在，我想我們會是朋友

304
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,380
‎我認同

305
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,092
‎但必須稱讚他，很有挑女朋友的品味

306
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,846
‎說曹操，曹操就到

307
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,682
‎小班剛剛傳簡訊給我

308
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,143
‎你們還會聊天？

309
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,229
‎對，有點突然

310
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,606
‎他最近才開始傳簡訊給我

311
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,150
‎那個小帥哥做了什麼？

312
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,611
‎抱歉，這個話題很奇怪嗎？

313
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,739
‎不，完全不會奇怪
‎我跟小班只是普通朋友

314
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:48,740
‎也對

315
00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:52,619
‎我想也是，畢竟你們如果要復合

316
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,955
‎應該我們一分手就會在一起

317
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,248
‎對啊

318
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,543
‎應該在那時候發生，如果會發生的話

319
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,673
‎那你們是怎麼回事？

320
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,259
‎青少女的經典戲碼

321
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,346
‎假裝對在乎的人沒有興趣

322
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:15,934
‎來測試對方是否對別的女孩感興趣

323
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,019
‎我不知道

324
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,980
‎我想我還是有點喜歡他

325
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,025
‎但無法從他的簡訊中看出他在想什麼

326
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,111
‎也許妳可以給我看，我來幫妳弄清楚

327
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,573
‎當小班和迪薇熱聊鋼管鯊魚的同時

328
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,076
‎他和瑪歌聊了她的夢想和願望

329
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,786
‎並在她的簡訊上按愛心

330
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,455
‎沒錯，他同時和兩個人聊天

331
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,374
‎但迪薇顯然只是朋友

332
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,127
‎對，看起來他也還喜歡妳

333
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,545
‎真的嗎？

334
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,213
‎瑪歌，妳是客人

335
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,090
‎妳去休息吧，我會幫迪薇整理

336
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,301
‎-我不介意…
‎-去坐下

337
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,556
‎妳還好嗎？眼睛看起來要掉出來了

338
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,933
‎我偷了林恩的手機
‎我需要妳幫我解密碼

339
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,644
‎天啊，妳完全瘋了

340
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,855
‎快點

341
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,524
‎林恩，你的密碼是什麼？

342
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,401
‎四、三、二、一

343
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,195
‎-不好猜，因為是倒著的
‎-太棒了

344
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,364
‎我要下載一個能讓你頭髮發紫的APP

345
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,867
‎-好
‎-太好了，我要當大頭照

346
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,243
‎（寶貝、妮妮）

347
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,454
‎他叫她“寶貝”

348
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,041
‎妳在做什麼？

349
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,459
‎答案揭曉的時候到了

350
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,794
‎（改變主意了，過來吧）

351
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,963
‎媳婦熬成婆

352
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,178
‎所以什麼時候會感受到軟糖的功效？

353
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:34,596
‎你沒有感覺嗎？

354
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,390
‎也許你的耐受力超高

355
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,519
‎並不意外，因為我總是水分充足

356
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,438
‎私人教練說我的體脂肪
‎比巨石強森還低

357
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:44,981
‎你也可以再吃一個

358
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,067
‎反正永遠都不夠嗨

359
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,568
‎好

360
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,741
‎那現在要幹嘛？

361
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,744
‎有些人喜歡看奇怪的卡通

362
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,830
‎但我比較喜歡分享

363
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,876
‎-分享什麼？
‎-我們的生活、故事、真心話

364
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,295
‎但可以從輕鬆的話題開始，你愛誰？

365
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,672
‎什麼？

366
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,757
‎我不知道，我沒有愛誰

367
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,134
‎我們要說真心話，小班

368
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,636
‎現在這個空間裡只有我們兩個人

369
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,388
‎我們不能欺騙彼此

370
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,639
‎好吧

371
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,726
‎也許有一個對象

372
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,854
‎好，告訴我更多

373
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:25,814
‎好吧

374
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,941
‎我曾夢到她

375
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,359
‎喔，夢？

376
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,572
‎和我分享這個夢

377
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:39,035
‎那個，開頭其實很正常，然後…

378
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,203
‎嗨，帥哥

379
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,456
‎迪薇？

380
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,002
‎我成績比你好太多了

381
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,337
‎我的上衣呢？

382
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,506
‎你說這個嗎？

383
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,385
‎糟糕

384
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,101
‎你就坐好

385
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,270
‎讓我來主導吧

386
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,314
‎你知道你比較喜歡這樣

387
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,195
‎哇

388
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,199
‎我也有過一樣丟臉的夢
‎對方是艾莉諾

389
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,700
‎這代表你很愛她

390
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,994
‎你一定要去找她

391
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,163
‎什麼？你在說什麼？現在嗎？

392
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,414
‎對，小班

393
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,666
‎你必須告訴她你的感受
‎沒時間再浪費了

394
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,336
‎不行，萬一她不喜歡我怎麼辦？

395
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,546
‎不重要，你得說出自己的真心話

396
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,048
‎她必須知道

397
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,049
‎立刻出發

398
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,558
‎大家都想喝茶嗎？

399
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,645
‎我來開門！

400
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,731
‎妳們知道什麼配茶最適合嗎？

401
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,649
‎蛋糕

402
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,692
‎妮妮，妳可以拭目以待

403
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,029
‎喔，是你

404
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,866
‎你們好，我想找迪薇

405
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,534
‎小班？

406
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,537
‎瑪歌，妳在這裡做什麼？

407
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,414
‎我才要問你在這裡做什麼

408
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:14,798
‎天啊，我是笨蛋
‎你們兩個在搞曖昧嗎？

409
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,259
‎妳剛才都在騙我嗎？
‎我還愚蠢的向妳敞開心房？

410
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,387
‎不，瑪歌，我發誓小班和我只是朋友

411
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,972
‎小班，對吧？

412
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,318
‎那他為什麼拿著花？

413
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,778
‎我不知道

414
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,905
‎那是送給我奶奶的禮物嗎？

415
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,118
‎好吧，瑪歌妳聽好

416
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,537
‎小班跟我現在一點關係都沒有

417
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,539
‎是他自己說我們不該在一起

418
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,125
‎因為我們都太競爭又沒安全感

419
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,710
‎他的看法很正確

420
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,337
‎他的嘴太壞，而我太神經質

421
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,173
‎放在一起就像兩隻互碰的水獺

422
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,591
‎那他在這裡幹嘛？

423
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,468
‎我也不知道

424
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,512
‎小班，你怎麼會來？

425
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,641
‎-因為我嗑藥了
‎-什麼？

426
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:07,642
‎喂，各位

427
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:12,063
‎準備好被我美麗的蛋糕驚艷了嗎？

428
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,148
‎有人懂嗎？

429
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,442
‎妮妮就是我眼裡的蘋果

430
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,736
‎這比較像是蘋果上的眼睛耶

431
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,283
‎天啊

432
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,411
‎這個蘋果有什麼毛病？

433
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,495
‎-天啊
‎-天啊

434
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,664
‎喂，小子，你怎麼…

435
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,082
‎我的蛋糕

436
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,376
‎-小班！
‎-我很抱歉

437
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,546
‎你該道歉，那個蛋糕很漂亮

438
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,425
‎大家都能看到這位英國女人嗎？

439
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,427
‎我其實是澳洲人

440
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,721
‎就是她，林恩的偷情對象

441
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,890
‎什麼？她不是偷情對象

442
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,475
‎只是我們的房地產經紀人

443
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,935
‎不，他都叫她“寶貝”

444
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,521
‎寶貝其實是我的本名

445
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,775
‎我的名字來自《熱舞17》的主角

446
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:58,443
‎我的父母不是很聰明

447
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,405
‎我想真的有嗑得過嗨這回事

448
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:07,619
‎爸，我們可以走了嗎？
‎這一切都太奇怪了

449
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,871
‎好，親愛的

450
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,000
‎感謝邀請我們共度如此有趣的夜晚

451
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,294
‎很高興認識妳，寶貝

452
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:17,796
‎我也是

453
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,506
‎可以請你順路送我回家嗎？

454
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,010
‎瑪歌，等等，拜託不要走

455
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,720
‎我們孤單的父母需要交流

456
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,600
‎好，如果她是你們的“房地產經紀人”

457
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,894
‎為什麼她要逼林恩給錢？

458
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,647
‎那是度假型公寓的頭期款

459
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,817
‎我們本來想在婚禮上給大家驚喜

460
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,485
‎但寶貝有點操之過急

461
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,529
‎親愛的，好地方人人要

462
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,407
‎而且老實說，我很需要這筆佣金

463
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,741
‎我欠了很多債

464
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,868
‎我能說什麼？我喜歡看賽馬

465
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:52,831
‎好，這是一個非常刺激的夜晚

466
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:57,627
‎不如我們一起收拾殘局，跟林恩和…

467
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,753
‎-寶貝
‎-寶貝說晚安

468
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,297
‎卡梅拉

469
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,466
‎我很愛妳的祖母

470
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:07,095
‎絕對不會做出傷害她的事情

471
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,764
‎我希望有一天能讓妳了解

472
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,686
‎再見

473
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,862
‎今晚的確很奇妙

474
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:26,322
‎大致的主題似乎是

475
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,950
‎妳們兩位不知為何被誤導

476
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,411
‎但想要幫助我們

477
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,872
‎迪薇，妳不用擔心我

478
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,666
‎妳就算離開家，我也可以過得很好

479
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:40,587
‎但有時候我看到妳一個人
‎吃低熱量微波食品

480
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,172
‎我會很難過

481
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,550
‎不需要難過
‎吃微波義大利麵讓我感到快樂

482
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,219
‎妳知道還有什麼讓我感到快樂嗎？

483
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,555
‎妳不介意我發展新戀情

484
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,475
‎因為妳不想到死前都沒有性生活嗎？

485
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:54,976
‎天啊，不是

486
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,354
‎我們被困在黑暗裡好久

487
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:01,483
‎這些事讓我發現，我們正在擺脫過去

488
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,903
‎不過我不認為我和安德烈斯會有進展

489
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:08,323
‎他開離車道時
‎我聽到輪胎發出刺耳的聲音

490
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,201
‎另外，卡梅拉，我們該擔心嗎？

491
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,579
‎不，對不起

492
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,207
‎我只是真的以為林恩是騙子

493
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,083
‎林恩不是騙子

494
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:21,836
‎他沒有足以騙人的組織能力

495
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,422
‎他把所有重要文件
‎都放在客房的浴缸裡

496
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,299
‎卡梅拉，妳真正擔心的到底是什麼？

497
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,426
‎我不知道

498
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,847
‎我最近拒絕了一份很棒的工作機會

499
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,058
‎也許我只是想轉移注意力

500
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,518
‎騙自己沒有後悔

501
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,478
‎妳為什麼拒絕那份工作？

502
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,148
‎因為在巴爾的摩，我無法搬去那裡住

503
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,067
‎我從來沒有和家人分開過

504
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,277
‎當然，也許馬尼許會一起過去

505
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,781
‎但我們現在的家庭組成
‎對我來說非常珍貴

506
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,370
‎但我們都會與妳同在

507
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,832
‎而且如果妳有後悔到
‎足以上演今晚誘捕嫌犯的戲碼

508
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,210
‎也許妳該接受這份工作機會

509
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,712
‎還有，妳隨時可以來找我

510
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,422
‎我有很大的機會搬去東岸

511
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:09,259
‎妳可以換新的身分證然後把舊的給…

512
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,887
‎我知道很可怕

513
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,389
‎我們的生活正在改變

514
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,141
‎但改變是好事

515
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:19,227
‎改變是必要的

516
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,229
‎去巴爾的摩吧，卡梅拉

517
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,694
‎好，我們何不從垃圾桶挖出一些蛋糕

518
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:31,990
‎然後為妳們的祖母
‎好好唱首生日快樂歌？

519
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,285
‎我比較喜歡史蒂夫汪達的版本

520
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:39,664
‎（雪曼橡樹高中）

521
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,624
‎放學要一起去拿胸花嗎？

522
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:42,542
‎好啊

523
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,961
‎嗨，小艾，妳在這裡做什麼？

524
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,047
‎我想要妳們兩個知道
‎妳們對我來說比演戲重要

525
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,050
‎還有我要跟妳們一起去畢業舞會

526
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,135
‎真的嗎？

527
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,928
‎-對
‎-太好了

528
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,391
‎妳們可以等我一下嗎？

529
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,143
‎我馬上回來，然後就可以一起買票

530
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,438
‎-好，晚點再聊
‎-好，再見

531
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,399
‎嗨，瑪歌

532
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:13,197
‎聽著，昨晚的事我很抱歉

533
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,949
‎我不知道小班在幹嘛

534
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:19,621
‎但我可以保證，不是我約他來的

535
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:21,289
‎我知道

536
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:25,168
‎他告訴我川特帶他嗑藥
‎然後叫他去妳家

537
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,378
‎聽起來是個愚蠢的惡作劇

538
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:29,297
‎好

539
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:31,841
‎那妳為什麼還在生氣？

540
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,512
‎我沒有生氣，我覺得很丟臉

541
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:39,932
‎我們離開後，帶小班一起去了炸雞店

542
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,851
‎他在那裡吃了十根雞腿

543
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,603
‎他告訴我，他會傳簡訊跟我聊天

544
00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:45,521
‎只是想要在畢業前維持朋友的身份

545
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:49,150
‎可惡，也許對妳也是一樣，迪薇

546
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:50,693
‎我很抱歉

547
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,778
‎是啊

548
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:55,573
‎我只是有點沒面子
‎甚至還給妳看了簡訊內容

549
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,283
‎以為他還喜歡我

550
00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,913
‎如果我說我還對他有感覺

551
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,665
‎這樣會讓妳好過一點嗎？

552
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:05,583
‎不過他也不喜歡我

553
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:10,338
‎你們分手時，我期待他會約我出去

554
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:11,881
‎結果沒有

555
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:16,010
‎等等，所以我們都被拒絕了？

556
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,638
‎對

557
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,642
‎妳知道嗎？我的確感到舒服多了

558
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,020
‎我們也許不會是好朋友

559
00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:29,232
‎但我很樂意看我爸和妳媽交往

560
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:33,736
‎好啊，我一直都很想要個邪惡的繼姊

561
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,531
‎拜託，我當然是灰姑娘

562
00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:38,783
‎妳是幫她做漂亮衣服的老鼠

563
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:43,788
‎安德烈斯

564
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:45,915
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

565
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,333
‎進來吧

566
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:48,751
‎-抱歉
‎-好

567
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:50,420
‎我只是…

568
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,965
‎沒想到在慶生鬧劇後還能看到你

569
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:56,718
‎對，昨晚讓我發現

570
00:27:57,427 --> 00:28:00,513
‎我不該把人生
‎建立在青少女的情緒起伏上

571
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,433
‎我不知道我們的女兒
‎和小班之間是怎麼回事

572
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,602
‎但我知道那只是孩子們之間的事

573
00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,187
‎而我是個大人

574
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,355
‎所以…

575
00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:14,318
‎我有一件一直很想做的事情

576
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:26,164
‎我也一直等著你做這件事

577
00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,584
‎不然為什麼我會把櫥櫃都換掉？

578
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,712
‎不然我為什麼花了兩週修水龍頭？

579
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:48,227
‎威舍庫瑪家族正在經歷改變

580
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,813
‎雖然很可怕，但娜莉妮說得對

581
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,106
‎改變是好事

582
00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:55,485
‎現在是時候迎接最令人興奮的變化

583
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,653
‎等待著迪薇的紐澤西

584
00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:59,447
‎（申請狀態：候補）

585
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,450
‎候補？什麼意思？

586
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,118
‎迪薇難以置信

587
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:06,496
‎-天啊
‎-在她付出這麼多努力之後

588
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,372
‎普林斯頓卻將她放在候補名單

589
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,458
‎但她決定保持冷靜

590
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:12,543
‎也許這只是神明給她的指引

591
00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,128
‎告訴她另有別的道路

592
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:15,421
‎也許是通往紐哈芬市

593
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:20,134
‎…我們很遺憾無法提供妳入學名額

594
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:23,137
‎也許不是這條，那哈佛呢？

595
00:29:23,221 --> 00:29:26,390
‎很遺憾，我們無法讓妳入學

596
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:28,059
‎哥倫比亞大學入學委員會…

597
00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:31,312
‎我方深表遺憾
‎本校並無適合妳的名額

598
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,272
‎在仔細審查過後，很抱歉

599
00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,691
‎達特茅斯學院無法錄取妳…

600
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,069
‎妳也許會好奇申請書裡缺少了什麼…

601
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:41,697
‎布朗大學招生委員會遺憾的通知您…

602
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,199
‎-康乃爾大學
‎-非常遺憾…

603
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,993
‎-我們拒絕…
‎-這已是最終決定

604
00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:47,829
‎祝您大學生涯順利

605
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:50,039
‎一份候補通知和七份拒絕信？

606
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,751
‎這代表迪薇威舍庫瑪

607
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:55,586
‎沒被任何學校錄取

608
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:50,141
‎字幕翻譯：樓艾苓