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["No Sleep" by CHILDREN playing]

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[McEnroe] It was almost time for Princeton
to announce its decision,

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and Devi was feeling eerily calm.

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Maybe it was because she'd done

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everything humanly possible
to help her chances.

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All right, boys, make us proud out there.

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[McEnroe] Or maybe it was because
she'd matured a little.

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Did you actually apply to Yale?

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[McEnroe] Her fight with Fabiola had been
kind of a wake-up call about her temper.

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And her letting go of Paxton

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proved that she'd evolved
beyond the desperate nerd she once was.

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[phone chimes]

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But maybe she was just calm

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because she was distracted
by something else.

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[phone chimes]

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You see, last week, this went down.

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[Ben] What are you doing?

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[McEnroe] Oh, baby.

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This may not look like much to an adult,

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but an unsolicited
"what are you doing" text

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at 11 p.m. from a boy was pretty loaded.

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Especially a boy
who hasn't texted you in almost a year.

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Hmm.

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[McEnroe] And they'd been texting
every day since.

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[Ben] Saw this and thought of you.

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[McEnroe] As a man who's signed
his fair share of women's chests,

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I know flirting when I see it.

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Hmm.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[McEnroe] And I see it right now
in the kitchen.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[McEnroe] Wait, was that an arm touch?

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[speaking indistinctly]

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[McEnroe] And a hair tuck?

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Stop it.

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[McEnroe] A playful slap?

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Holy shit, did Devi's mom
have a crush on Margot's dad?

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What the hell's going on here?

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["Haunted" by Equateur playing]

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Devi drifted through the day in a daze,

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trying to process
the sight of her mom down bad

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for that Property Brother-looking ass.

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She assumed any minute
she would go absolutely batshit

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over her mom fraternizing
with her enemy's kin.

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But as the day wore on,
no insane reaction came,

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and Devi realized…

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I think I'm cool with it.

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Like, initially,
I was kind of freaked out,

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but I was thinking about it,
and I feel like I wanna do--

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[exhales sharply] What's that word
opposite of sabotage?

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You mean help?

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Yes, that's it.
I wanna help my mom get him.

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You know, I just don't want her
to be all alone after I'm gone next year.

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I'm moving on to a cool new life
and so should she.

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I get it. My parents can't survive
without each other.

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[inhales deeply] It takes two of them
to clip my dad into the Peloton.

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I don't know what he's gonna do
when we go look at colleges this weekend.

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Oh. You're looking at other colleges?

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Just to make sure
Princeton's the best fit,

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which it probably is.

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So don't worry, we'll still be roomies.
Oh, and also prom dates.

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I was talking to Addison,
and they'll be out of town for prom,

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so I thought the three of us
could go together.

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[Devi gasps] Yes! I love that.

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I mean, you two are the best relationship
I've had in high school.

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-So it's only fitting that we go together.
-I know. Eleanor, are you in?

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Huh? Uh…

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I agree with Devi.

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-She said something, right?
-Eleanor, come on.

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We're talking about prom.

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We hardly ever get to see you now,

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and when we do,
you're always so distracted.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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I'm just reading the script
for the movie I'm working on tomorrow.

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-Oh.
-Did you get a line this time?

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No, but I heard that one of the extras
might get to be a corpse on the poster.

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Well, that sounds cool.

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So what about going to prom with us?

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I mean, this is gonna be
the last high school thing

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that we get to do together.

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I know, but my agent
really wants me to network.

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The producers on this movie
I'm doing tomorrow night

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are also the producers
for the new marble movie.

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Oh, you mean Marvel movie.

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No, it's a movie about marbles.

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But maybe they'll see me and think,
"Hey, that corpse has something special."

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So I just can't commit to prom right now.

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Hmm.

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[gentle music playing]

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Okay, Nirmala Mami,
tomorrow we're taking care of you.

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So what would you like to do
for your birthday dinner?

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Oh, I'm a simple woman. I don't need much,

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just my family and loved ones,

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and maybe a catered dinner
from a Michelin-star restaurant.

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-Wow, only that?
-[Nirmala] Yes.

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But don't worry about dessert
because Len is taking care of it.

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[Devi] Hmm.

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Well, I'm off to call Verizon
about a rebate.

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There's no better way to end the day.

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Everyone be warned, Len is definitely
planning to bake a cake himself.

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Kamala, how do you know that Len
is planning to bake a cake by himself?

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[whispering] You're not still
following him around, are you?

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-Maybe?
-Kamala.

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Okay, well, you would follow him
around too, if you saw what I saw.

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Ooh, you mean when he was F-boying around
with that Eurotrash thot?

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[Nalini] Devi.

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I don't know what you just said,

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but I believe it is language
I do not want in this house.

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Let me talk to your cousin.

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I swear he is hatching a plan
with his mistress to steal Pati's money.

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If Len were a con man,

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you would have found something out,
and you haven't.

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But I just know that he's up to something.

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And Pati's too trusting.

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She writes back
to every piece of spam that she gets.

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How are you remotely keeping up
with your research with all this going on?

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I'm a little behind.

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Come on.
You really have to let this Len stuff go.

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[somber music playing]

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[sighs]

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[knocking]

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So Margot's dad has done
quite a bit of work around the house.

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It's almost as if
once one project is done,

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you happen to find another one for him.

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What are you getting at, Devi?

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I just wanted to let you know

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that if you happen to have a crush on him,
I'd be cool with it.

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What? I'm a grown woman.

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The only things I crush
are garlic and the crossword.

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Are you sure? I mean,
I heard a lot of giggling this morning.

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-Just admit it, you like him.
-I do not.

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Mom, you do, and you should ask him out.

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[laughs] For heaven's sake, Devi,
I'm not gonna ask him out.

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Just invite him to Pati's birthday dinner.

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It's barely romantic. He'll probably
end up finding her teeth in a napkin.

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Come on, Mom. You know you want to.

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-Fine.
-Yay!

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I guess it's not a horrible idea

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to invite a nice man
to a respectable family dinner.

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Great. Okay, so should we text him now?

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Chi. 9 p.m.

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You think I'm some
Jennifer Coolidge character?

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I'll just talk to him in the morning.

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-[Devi] Okay.
-Out.

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[pleasant music playing]

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[Devi] Oh my God. Mom, he's here.

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-Okay.
-[Devi] Mom, come here.

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Wait, hold on. Devi, what are you--
What are you doing?

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We are playing to your strengths, Mom.
Take it as a compliment.

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And let those slut strands breathe.

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Will you just get out of here?
And… And don't listen, okay?

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-[Nalini sighs]
-Hmm.

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-Andres, hello. Hi.
-[Andres] Hi. Hi.

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You look-- Are you going somewhere?

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No. No. I mean, yes, I--
I gotta work. [laughs]

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-[chuckles]
-Um…

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But before I leave, I was just, um…

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I was wondering
what you were doing tonight.

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Um, we're just having
a birthday dinner for Nirmala,

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and it is absolutely nothing fancy,
but I was just, um…

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May-- Maybe you'd like to come?

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Oh.

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-I'd love to come to dinner.
-Okay, good.

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But… I'm not sure I should.

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[sighs] You know the situation
with our daughters is… complicated,

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and Margot understands me working here,

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but I'm not sure if she'd be okay
with anything more than that.

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Mmm.

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-I'm sorry.
-Oh my goodness, it's okay.

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It was a silly idea.

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[McEnroe] And with that, Devi knew she
had to find a way to make up with Margot.

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But how do you win over someone
who detests you?

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Probably by just being yourself--

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Hey, girl. What's good?

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-Uh, okay, sorry. Uh, let me start over.
-What do you want, Devi?

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I know we had our issues back in the fall,

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but we're cool now, right?

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No, I deeply hate you
and think you're a bad person.

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But what about your dad?

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You love him, right?

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Are you feeling okay?

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Yeah. Yeah. Never better.

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I just think that my mom and your dad
might make a cute couple.

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I doubt it.

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My dad mostly dates, like, yoga teachers,
aestheticians, flight attendants.

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-You get what I'm saying.
-Uh-- My mom is very hot.

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The greeter at Costco
winks at her every time we go.

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And I think that your dad
would be into her

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if he thought you and I were friends.

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Well, we're definitely not friends,

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and I don't really want my dad
to date your mom.

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But my mom isn't me.

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She's a completely reasonable
super smart doctor.

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And when you go off to school,

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do you want your dad
to just be sad and lonely,

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falling asleep every night
on his La-Z-Boy?

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[sighs] I'll even throw in some In-N-Out
to sweeten the deal.

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[exhales]

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Fine.

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But I want a shake too.

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[inhales] Mmm.

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Alrighty, sista--

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No?

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No.

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Yo, Big Ben. Can I sit?

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-Uh, sure.
-Sweet.

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[wrapper rustling]

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Mmm.

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[chomping] Mmm.

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Pardon my interruption, but why are you
even doing homework anyway?

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Didn't you get into some good school?

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Yeah, but I still have to do
my assignments.

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-Why?
-Because I have to.

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If I let my grades slip,
Columbia might take back my acceptance.

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No, that's a myth.

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-No, it's not.
-[Trent] Yeah, it is.

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You think admissions officers

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are double-checking the grades
of over 1,000 kids?

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No, they're on vacation, baby.

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And you know who else needs a break?

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You, my nerdy little homie.

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I wouldn't even know
what to do with a break.

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I'm not, like, a chill person.

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[whimsical music playing]

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I can teach you how to chill.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Andres] And that's…
I mean, that's everything.

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-[Nalini] Is it?
-[Andres laughing] Yeah.

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[laughing]

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[whispering] See? Look at them.

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[speaking indistinctly]

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-What?
-[photo frame clatters]

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Margot?

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What are you doing here?

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I'm, uh… hanging out…
hanging out with Devi.

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[blows raspberry]

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What? Really?

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Yup. We are friends now.

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[Margot] Mm-hmm.

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And I was thinking maybe
she could come to Pati's dinner tonight?

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[gasps] Oh my God, Mr. Ramos,
you should come too.

242
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,137
Oh no, no. No, actually, he cannot come--

243
00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,890
Actually, I… I'd love to.

244
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,017
[happy music playing]

245
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,649
[phone chimes]

246
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,567
[indistinct chatter]

247
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,737
[Ben] Dude, send me that TikTok
of the shark dancing on the stripper pole.

248
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,989
All right, everyone. Here you go.

249
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,199
Dinner is served.

250
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,409
Please dig in.

251
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,660
I'll take that.

252
00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:03,205
Pati, Manish sent these for you.
He apologizes for missing your dinner.

253
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,917
Ooh, Godiva Seashell Collection.

254
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,585
It will hurt to regift this one.

255
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,755
Thank you all
for letting us join you this evening.

256
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,673
[chuckles softly]

257
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,883
This is actually
the longest job I've ever done.

258
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,301
-Hmm.
-[Kamala chuckles]

259
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,804
But it's also been my favorite.

260
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,852
[phone chiming]

261
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,270
[chiming stops]

262
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,399
Uh, so, Devi and Margot,
how did you two make up?

263
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,400
Ah…

264
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:36,196
Well, we realized
that our little misunderstanding earlier

265
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,781
was just silly, you know?

266
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,824
Hmm.

267
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,745
Yeah, I… I also thought it was silly
how I almost got kicked out of school,

268
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,037
so I just told Devi,

269
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,124
"Sure, I forgive you
for being such a reckless psycho."

270
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,295
[chuckles] And that is how we are friends,
and we both like it.

271
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,299
-[phone chiming]
-[Len sighs]

272
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,346
Len, it seems like someone's
trying to call you. You should pick it up.

273
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,933
I don't wanna distract
from Nirmy's special day,

274
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,227
so I'm gonna take it upstairs.

275
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,524
Wow. That is a real loud ringtone.

276
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,486
Ugh. Just be happy he changed it
from "why you gotta be so rude?"

277
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,697
-No, that sucks.
-Mm-hmm. [laughs]

278
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,908
You know what? I also have to go upstairs.

279
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,701
To use the washroom.

280
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,745
You can hear everything downstairs.

281
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,791
IBS runs rampant in our family.

282
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,542
Oh.

283
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,961
[whispering] Is everything all right?

284
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,839
I can't talk right now.

285
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,716
It's Nirmala's birthday dinner.

286
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,260
Of course you can't come here.

287
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,972
We gotta stick to the plan
and wait till after the wedding,

288
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,307
or we're gonna blow it.

289
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,518
They're already getting suspicious.

290
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,646
[suspicious music playing]

291
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,691
Hello. Eleanor Wong.

292
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,319
Featured background.
Shall I report to hair and makeup?

293
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,530
Uh… no, you can have a seat.

294
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,282
We'll call you when it's time
to be laser-beamed to death by aliens.

295
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,367
Thank you.

296
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,284
[woman] Eleanor?

297
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:08,831
[exhales]

298
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,415
Mom?

299
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,836
[McEnroe] Now, as you may remember,
the last time Eleanor saw her mom,

300
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,338
she abandoned her
and left her in shambles.

301
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:20,884
Since then, there had only been
a few phone calls and texts between them.

302
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:26,265
Well, and also one invitation
for Eleanor to be on Joyce's podcast,

303
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,683
The Joyce of Acting.

304
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,852
Wow. You're back in town.

305
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,144
I am.

306
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,437
Uh, for a minute.

307
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,565
I was just about to call you. [chuckles]

308
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,066
So how are you, sweetie?

309
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,444
Uh, I'm actually doing great.

310
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,239
I graduated early,
and now I'm acting full-time.

311
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,074
Ooh, following in my footsteps.

312
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,119
But maybe now that you're
acting professionally,

313
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,663
you'll see why I've done
some of the things I've done.

314
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,583
You mean how you flaked on me
my whole life?

315
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,001
Oh, honey.

316
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,713
I know I upset you
the last time we saw each other,

317
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,756
and I am so sorry about that.

318
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,009
It's just that when you're an actor,

319
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,803
you don't have control
of where or when you're gonna work next.

320
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,723
But if you stick to it long enough,
you'll get your big break.

321
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,935
For instance, I booked
my first national commercial last week.

322
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,980
I play "depressed woman
at fun pool party."

323
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:15,939
[scoffs]

324
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,150
Congratulations, Mom.

325
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,779
Hey, I need someone to be a corpse
for our publicity stills.

326
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,907
I played dead three times in SVU.

327
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,911
[McEnroe] As Eleanor saw the desperation
in her mother's face

328
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,288
to play a dead body on a poster,

329
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,206
she was filled with deep pity.

330
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,917
Okay, fine. You.

331
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,251
[exhales]

332
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,587
[sentimental music playing]

333
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,550
You know what? Actually,
I think my daughter should do it.

334
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,803
Yeah, I don't care who it is.

335
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,139
It's okay, Mom. You take it.

336
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,058
You sure?

337
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,477
[music continues]

338
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,236
[Andres laughing]

339
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,113
I think your scheme is working.

340
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,490
Your mom just listened to my dad

341
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,076
describe an entire episode
of Yellowstone in detail.

342
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,869
I know. And normally, she's like,

343
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,580
"serialized TV
is for society's laziest workers."

344
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,833
Tonight hasn't been as annoying
as I thought it would be.

345
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,462
Like, if Ben didn't exist,
I could see us being friends.

346
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,713
Me too.

347
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:25,092
But hey, you gotta give it to him.
He's got great taste in girlfriends.

348
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551
-[laughs]
-[phone vibrates]

349
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,262
Ah. Speak of the devil.

350
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,682
-Huh?
-Uh, Ben just texted me.

351
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,143
Oh. You guys still text?

352
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,145
Yeah, it's kind of random.

353
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,606
He just started texting me
out of nowhere recently.

354
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,150
[McEnroe] Little fancy boy did what now?

355
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,611
Sorry, is… is this weird to talk about? I…

356
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,739
No, no, no, not weird at all.
Ben and I are just friends.

357
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,282
Yeah. [chuckles]

358
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,619
Yeah, I assumed so
'cause if you were gonna get together,

359
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,955
you probably would've done it
right after we broke up.

360
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,248
Right. [chuckles]

361
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,960
'Cause that's when that would happen,
if it were going to.

362
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,673
So, what's the deal with you guys?

363
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,259
[McEnroe] Ah! A teen girl classic,

364
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,388
pretending to not be interested
in the person you're interested in

365
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,934
to find out if he's actually interested
in the other girl interested in him.

366
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,728
I don't know. [sighs]

367
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,980
I guess I still have some feelings,

368
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,025
but I can't tell from his texts
what he's thinking.

369
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,111
Maybe if you showed it to me,
I can help you figure it out.

370
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:29,573
[McEnroe] While Ben had been texting Devi
about stripping sharks,

371
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,076
he'd been asking Margot
about her hopes and dreams

372
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,786
and hearting all her texts.

373
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,830
Sure, he was texting them both,

374
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,291
but Devi was clearly in the friend zone.

375
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,127
Yeah, it seems like
the feelings are mutual.

376
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,545
Really?

377
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:47,090
Margot, you're our guest.
You should relax. I'll help Devi tidy up.

378
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,301
-Oh, uh, I don't mind--
-Go sit.

379
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,556
Are you okay?
Your eyes are seriously bugging out.

380
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,933
I stole Len's phone.
I need you to help break into it.

381
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,644
Holy shit. You've gone full insane.

382
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,522
-Hurry up.
-Uh-- [sighs]

383
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,524
Len, what's your passcode?

384
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,401
[Len] Four-three-two-one.

385
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,862
-It's smart because it's backwards.
-[Devi] Awesome.

386
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,364
I'm gonna download an app
that makes your hair purple.

387
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,324
-Okay.
-[Len] Love it.

388
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,867
Make it my profile picture.

389
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,454
[gasps] He calls her "baby."

390
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,455
Ew.

391
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,414
[sighs]

392
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,041
W-W-Wait. What are you doing?

393
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,959
It's time to get some answers.

394
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,380
The student becomes the master.

395
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,178
So when's this gummy supposed to kick in?

396
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,472
Do you not feel anything?

397
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,390
Maybe you have, like,
a super high tolerance.

398
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,268
Hmm, that's not surprising.
I'm always really hydrated,

399
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,438
and my personal trainer says
that I have less body fat than The Rock.

400
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,398
Well, you could always eat another.

401
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,067
There's no such thing as too high.

402
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:48,610
Okay.

403
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,741
So, what we do now?

404
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,661
Well, some people
like to watch weird cartoons,

405
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,830
but I prefer to share.

406
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,876
-Share what?
-Our lives, our stories, our truths.

407
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,295
But we can start small. Who do you love?

408
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,672
Wha-- What?

409
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,757
I don't-- I don't know. No one.

410
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,092
I said our truths, Ben.

411
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:15,053
We are the only two people
in this dimension right now.

412
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,639
-We cannot lie to each other.
-Fine, yeah. Um…

413
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,726
There… might be someone.

414
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,854
Okay. Tell me more.

415
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,564
[sighs] Fine.

416
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,276
-I had a dream about her.
-Oh, a dream?

417
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,903
[exhales]

418
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,572
Tell me about this dream.

419
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:35,031
[sighs]

420
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:39,035
Well, it… it all started out
pretty normal, then…

421
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,120
[Devi] Hey, handsome.

422
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,080
["Back to Heaven" by Later. playing]

423
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,456
Devi?

424
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,002
I am so much better at school than you.

425
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,423
-Hey, where's my shirt?
-Oh, this old thing?

426
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,800
[chuckles]

427
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,385
Oops.

428
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,095
[exhales sharply]

429
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,222
["Back to Heaven" continues playing]

430
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:05,145
Just sit back and let me take charge.

431
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,898
You know you like it better that way.

432
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:12,277
♪ Back to heaven ♪

433
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,195
Whoa.

434
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,157
I had that exact same humiliating dream
about Eleanor,

435
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,700
which means you really love her.

436
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,994
You must go to her.

437
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,163
What? What are you talking about?
Right now?

438
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,666
Yes, Benjamin. You must tell her
how you feel. There's no time to waste.

439
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,336
I can't.
What if she doesn't feel the same way?

440
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,546
Doesn't matter. You must speak your truth.

441
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,089
She needs to know.

442
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,049
Now go.

443
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,425
[motivational music playing]

444
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,384
[sighs]

445
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,266
Does everyone want tea?

446
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,851
-[doorbell rings]
-Oh.

447
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,561
I got it! I got it!

448
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,689
Hey, you know what goes great with tea?

449
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,649
Cake.

450
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,109
Wait till you see
what I made for you, Nirmy.

451
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,029
Oh, it's you.

452
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,866
[exhales] Hi. I'm looking for Devi.

453
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,534
Ben?

454
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,537
Margot. What are you doing here?

455
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,414
What are you doing here?

456
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:14,798
[chuckles] Oh my God, I'm… I'm so dumb.
Is something going on between you two?

457
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,259
Were you lying to me
when I stupidly opened up to you?

458
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,762
No, no, no, Margot, I promise.
Ben and I are just friends.

459
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,265
-Right, Ben?
-Uh… Um…

460
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,183
[groans]

461
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,727
-[high-pitched whine]
-[breathing heavily]

462
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,813
[dramatic music plays]

463
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,692
-[echoing] Um…
-[happy music playing]

464
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,778
-[echoing] Then why is he holding flowers?
-I don't know.

465
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,905
Is that, like, a present
for my grandmother?

466
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:45,537
Okay. Look, Margot,
Ben and I are not remotely a thing.

467
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,539
He's the one that said
we should never be together

468
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,125
because we're both too insecure
and competitive.

469
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,710
And he's right.

470
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,337
He's too mean, and I'm too crazy.

471
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,173
Together, we're just two otters
trying to dunk each other.

472
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,591
Then what is he doing here?

473
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,468
I have no idea.

474
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,512
[echoing] Ben, why are you here?

475
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,516
-Because I'm on drugs.
-What?

476
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,642
[Len] Hey, hey, everybody.

477
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:12,063
Be prepared to be amazed
by my gorgeous cake.

478
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,148
Get it?

479
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,358
Nirmy is the apple of my eye.

480
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,736
Wouldn't this be more like
the eye of your apple?

481
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,488
[upbeat music playing]

482
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:23,867
Oh God.

483
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,411
-What's wrong with that apple?
-[all gasp]

484
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,121
-[Nalini] Oh my God!
-[Kamala] Oh my God.

485
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,664
Hey, man, what the--

486
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,082
My cake.

487
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,376
-Dude! [gasps]
-Oh. I'm… I'm so sorry.

488
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,671
[woman] You should be.
That cake looked fabulous.

489
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,714
Gyah.

490
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,259
Can everyone else see the British woman?

491
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:44,721
-I'm actually Australian.
-It's her. It's Len's other woman.

492
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:48,475
What? That's not another woman.
That's our real estate agent.

493
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,935
No, no, no, no. He calls her "baby."

494
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,480
-[all groan]
-Oh, Baby's actually my given name.

495
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:56,733
I was named after the lead character
in Dirty Dancing.

496
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,443
My parents were quite stupid.

497
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,405
I actually do think that
there's such a thing as too high.

498
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:07,619
Dad, can we go?
This all just got a little too weird.

499
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:08,703
Um… [sighs]

500
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:09,871
Yeah. Okay, honey.

501
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,000
Thank you all for… an interesting evening.

502
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,294
Pleasure to meet you, Baby.

503
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:17,796
Likewise.

504
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,506
Can you please drop me off at home?

505
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,720
Margot, wait. Please don't go.
Our lonely parents need this.

506
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:26,888
[door closes]

507
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,517
Okay, if she's your "real estate agent,"

508
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,894
then why is she pressuring Len for money?

509
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,647
For a down payment
on a family vacation condo.

510
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,775
We were going to surprise everyone
with it at the wedding,

511
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,485
but Baby's been a little pushy.

512
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,862
Darling, places get snatched up,

513
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,365
and to be honest,
I really need the commission.

514
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,699
I'm deep in debt.

515
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,868
What can I say? I love to play the ponies.

516
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:52,580
Okay, well, this has been
a very exciting night.

517
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:57,627
Uh, why don't we just clean up this mess
and say goodnight to Len and…

518
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,170
-Baby.
-[Nalini] Baby. Uh-huh.

519
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:02,090
Hey, Kamala… [sighs]

520
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:07,095
I love your grandmother,
and I would never do anything to hurt her.

521
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,722
I hope to convince you of that someday.

522
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,350
[sentimental music playing]

523
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:14,978
Bye.

524
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,274
[crickets chirping]

525
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,820
Well, tonight was certainly a strange one,

526
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,322
and the running theme seemed to be

527
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,950
that you two, however misguided,

528
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,411
were trying to look out for us.

529
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,872
Devi, you don't have to worry about me.

530
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,666
I am going to be just fine when you leave.

531
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,959
But… [sighs]

532
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,712
…sometimes when I see you eating
a Lean Cuisine alone,

533
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,172
I get sad.

534
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,550
Oh, don't be. Microwave fettuccine Alfredo
brings me nothing but joy.

535
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,470
-Oh.
-And you know what else brings me joy?

536
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,555
That you're okay with me dating.

537
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,475
Because you don't wanna die
without hitting it again?

538
00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:54,976
Oh God, no.

539
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:58,354
We were just trapped
in that dark place for so long,

540
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:01,483
and this all made me realize
that we're coming out of it.

541
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,903
Although, I don't think
I'll be moving on with Andres.

542
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:08,239
I heard his tires screech
as he peeled out of the driveway.

543
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:11,201
Hmm. And now, Kamala,
should we be worried?

544
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,579
No. I'm sorry.

545
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:17,207
I just really thought
that Len was a con man.

546
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,000
[tsks] Len's no con man.

547
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,836
He does not have
the organizational skills to con.

548
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,339
He keeps all his files
in his guest bathtub.

549
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,299
What is this really about, Kamala?

550
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,468
I don't know.

551
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,805
I turned down
this incredible job recently,

552
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,058
and maybe this is
all just me distracting myself

553
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,518
from feeling regret about it.

554
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:38,478
And why did you turn this job down?

555
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:42,148
Because it's in Baltimore,
and I can't move to Baltimore.

556
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,067
I've never lived without family.

557
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,277
I mean, I think Manish would come,

558
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,781
but this little family unit
has become particularly precious to me.

559
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,370
[Nalini] But we are always here for you.

560
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,747
And if you're feeling enough regret

561
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,832
to pull the sting operation
you did tonight,

562
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,210
then maybe you need to take this job.

563
00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:04,712
And hey, you can always visit me.

564
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,422
I'll probably be up the coast.

565
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:09,259
You can get a new ID.
I'll take your old ID, uh--

566
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,887
I know. It's scary.

567
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,389
Our lives are changing.

568
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,141
But… change is good.

569
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:19,227
Change is [chuckles] necessary.

570
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,229
Go to Baltimore, Kamala.

571
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:24,774
[sighs]

572
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,694
Now, how about we dig some cake
out of the trash

573
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:31,864
and sing a proper "Happy Birthday"
to your grandmother?

574
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,285
[Nirmala] I prefer
the Stevie Wonder version.

575
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:37,370
[all chuckle]

576
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,791
[Devi] So you down to pick up corsages
after school?

577
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,961
-[Fabiola] I'm down to.
-Hey, El, what are you doing here?

578
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,047
I want you both to know that
you're more important to me than acting,

579
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,050
and I'm absolutely in for prom.

580
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,135
Really?

581
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,928
-Yes.
-[Devi chuckles] Dope.

582
00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,264
[indistinct chatter]

583
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,391
Um, hey, can you guys give me a sec?

584
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,727
I'll be right back,
and then we can buy our tickets.

585
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,230
-[girl] Okay, sweet. Talk to you later.
-Okay, bye.

586
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,316
Hey. Margot.

587
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:07,775
[Devi exhales]

588
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:13,197
Um… listen.
I am really sorry about last night.

589
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,533
I don't know what that was with Ben,

590
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:19,621
but I really, really promise
that I did not put him up to it.

591
00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:21,205
I know.

592
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:25,084
Uh, he told me Trent got him high
and sent him over to your house.

593
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,378
Sounds like it was a dumb prank.

594
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,213
Oh. Okay.

595
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,841
So then why do you still seem mad?

596
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:36,512
Um, I'm… I'm not mad. I'm embarrassed.

597
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,806
After we left your house,

598
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:41,851
we took Ben to Popeyes,
where he ate like ten drumsticks.

599
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,603
And he told me he was just texting me

600
00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:45,521
because he wanted
to end the year as friends.

601
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:49,651
[McEnroe] Damn. Maybe that's what
he's doing with you, Devi.

602
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,819
-I'm really sorry.
-Yeah. [sighs]

603
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:55,573
I just feel a little mortified
that I showed you all our texts and stuff

604
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,700
thinking that he might like me.

605
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,412
Would it make you feel better to know

606
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,998
that I kind of still have feelings
for him too?

607
00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,167
But he doesn't like me either.

608
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:11,881
When you guys broke up,
I hoped that he'd ask me out, but nada.

609
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,010
[laughs] Wait, so… we're just two rejects?

610
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,179
Mm-hmm, yeah.

611
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,098
[both laugh]

612
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:22,642
You know, that actually
does make me feel better.

613
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:23,726
Hmm.

614
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,104
Well, we may never be besties,

615
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:29,232
but I would be happy
if my dad dated your mom.

616
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,191
Hmm.

617
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:33,736
Well, I've always wanted
an evil stepsister, so…

618
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,781
[scoffs] Bitch, I'm obviously Cinderella.

619
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,783
You're that rat
that makes all her dresses.

620
00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:39,909
[chuckles]

621
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:43,871
Andres.

622
00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,832
-H-- Hi.
-Hi.

623
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,333
Come on in.

624
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,168
-Sorry, um--
-[Andres] Yeah.

625
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:50,753
I'm just, uh…

626
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,965
I'm just surprised to see you
after Birthdaygate.

627
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:56,134
[chuckles] Yeah.
Well, last night made me realize

628
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:59,929
that I… I can't build my life
on the… on the whims of a teenage girl.

629
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:00,930
[chuckles softly]

630
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,516
I don't know what the hell was going on
with our girls and Ben,

631
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:08,187
but, uh, I do know that it's kids' stuff,
and, uh… and I'm a grown-up.

632
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,272
And, uh…

633
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:14,318
I've been wanting to do something for…
quite a while now.

634
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,448
[romantic music playing]

635
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:25,830
I've been wanting you to do that
for a while too.

636
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:26,789
[Andres chuckles]

637
00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:29,584
Why do you think
I had the cabinets replaced?

638
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,712
Why do you think
it took me two weeks to fix the faucet?

639
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:33,713
[chuckles]

640
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,798
[music continues]

641
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:48,227
[McEnroe] Change was in the air
for the Vishwakumar clan.

642
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:52,023
Scary as it was, Nalini was right.
Change was good.

643
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:56,444
And now it was time to welcome
the exciting New Jersey change

644
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,237
that lay ahead for Devi.

645
00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,740
[tense music playing]

646
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:02,366
Waitlisted? What?

647
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,535
-[McEnroe] Devi sat in disbelief.
-Damn.

648
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:08,372
[McEnroe] After everything she'd done,
Princeton had waitlisted her.

649
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,458
But she decided to remain calm.

650
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:14,170
Maybe this was just the gods telling her
that her path was elsewhere,

651
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,421
like New Haven.

652
00:29:16,339 --> 00:29:20,092
[man 1] …and we regret to inform you
that we are unable to offer you a place.

653
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,887
[McEnroe] Or not. What about you, Harvard?

654
00:29:23,221 --> 00:29:26,390
[woman 1] Unfortunately,
we are unable to offer you admission.

655
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:28,059
[man 2] …the Committee
for Columbia Admissions…

656
00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:31,312
[man 3] We are genuinely sorry to say
that we did not find a place for you.

657
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,272
[man 4] After carefully reviewing
for Dartmouth,

658
00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,691
we are sorry to inform you
that we cannot offer you…

659
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,069
[woman 2] You may be wondering
what was lacking in your application…

660
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,321
The Admissions Committee
for Brown University…

661
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,572
…regretfully unable…

662
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:43,199
-[man 5] Cornell University…
-[man 6] Unfortunately…

663
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,993
-[man 7] We denied…
-[voices] All decisions are final.

664
00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:47,912
[woman 3] Best of luck
with your college career.

665
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:50,039
[McEnroe] One waitlist
and seven rejections?

666
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,626
That means that Devi Vishwakumar got in…

667
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:55,586
nowhere.

668
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,672
[Devi screaming]

669
00:29:58,381 --> 00:29:59,882
["THE DON" by Raja Kumari & Shah Rule]

670
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,260
♪ You'd do better than me ♪

671
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:06,180
♪ I bet you thought
I'd be dead in the streets, no where ♪

672
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:07,431
♪ Look what you done ♪

673
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:10,184
♪ You know you were wrong
Tell me who's the don ♪

674
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:12,144
-♪ I bet you thought ♪
-♪ I bet you thought ♪

675
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:14,146
-♪ I bet you thought ♪
-♪ I bet you thought ♪

676
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,815
-♪ I bet you ♪
-♪ La, la, la, la ♪

677
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:18,693
♪ Tell me who's the don
Tell me who's the don ♪

678
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:19,735
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

679
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,405
♪ Put my people on
Yeah, my people strong ♪

680
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:23,364
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

681
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:26,450
♪ Don't be calling on my phone
Now that I be on ♪

682
00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,535
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

683
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:31,038
♪ Tell me who's the don
Tell me who's the don ♪

684
00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:32,790
♪ I be putting in, putting in the work ♪

685
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,959
♪ Just like there's no tomorrow ♪

686
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,752
♪ I be earning them, burning them bills ♪

687
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,629
♪ No need to beg and borrow ♪

688
00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,256
♪ And I know it's gonna make you sick ♪

689
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,592
♪ Ego is the hardest pill to swallow ♪

690
00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:44,176
♪ Best know when I'm taking shots ♪

691
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:45,928
♪ This shit will get rocky, no Apollo ♪

692
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,179
♪ La, la, la, la ♪

693
00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:50,141
♪ Tell me who's the don
Tell me who's the don ♪