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‎哈囉，各位蟋蟀們好

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‎歡迎再次搭上派克斯頓
‎霍爾吉田的帥氣腦波電車

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‎我是各位的司機，吉吉哈蒂徳

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‎自從派克斯頓提醒那些小鬼頭
‎他仍舊是這裡的森林之王後

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‎一切都很順利

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‎他受邀參加每場派對、酒趴跟轟趴

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‎坦白說，他幾乎快忘記ASU了

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‎喂，等一下要一起吃午餐嗎？

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‎好啊，吃個早午餐

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‎他現在的生活基本上和高中一樣

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‎卻能用更好的教職員廁所

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‎他只需要教一點游泳

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‎跟出席幾個教職員會議，像現在這樣

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‎所以我想多找幾個幫手
‎來接聽青少年輔導熱線

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‎目前只有我和萊爾

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‎有時候我覺得學生好像給我更多幫助

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‎大多數的情況的確是那樣

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‎這也是我想找更多人
‎一起加入的另一個原因，拜託了

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‎太棒了，好

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‎謝謝，也很不好意思，湯普森老師

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‎好，我還有幾件事要宣佈

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‎食堂裡的鳥巢主人是罕見的角鸊鷉

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‎所以加州政府不准我們移動它

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‎（寄件者：ASU學生助教）

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‎偶爾會有人提醒派克斯頓

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‎他現在的生活和原本計畫的不一樣

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‎不過他很擅長把這種後悔

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‎壓抑至內心深處，直到分不清楚

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‎是否只是消化不良造成的不適

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‎最後，我要提醒大家

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‎教職員的世界美食聚餐日就快到了

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‎我們來看看
‎這次要品嚐哪個國家的食物

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‎盧森堡

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‎那裡的人都吃什麼？

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‎我要報名帶傳統綠豆子湯

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‎那就交給你了

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‎會議到此結束

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‎祝你們都能擁有

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‎各自想經歷的一天

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‎派克斯頓

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‎你願意跟我一起準備一道菜嗎？

42
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‎我發現合作才是
‎能了解彼此文化的關鍵

43
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‎而且鍋子很重

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‎抱歉，夏皮羅老師，我無法參加

45
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‎也許下次吧？

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‎別對他抱有期待

47
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‎真的是非常湊巧

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‎每次教職員聚會他都有其他行程

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‎我該說什麼？我就是個大忙人

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‎沒錯，他是個大忙人

51
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‎忙著統治這間學校

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‎我不想烏鴉嘴，但他也許會是第一個

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‎被選拔為畢業舞會王子的教職員工

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‎《好想做一次》

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‎劇名：……面臨認同危機

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‎各位，聽好了

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‎歡迎來到今年的游泳隊選拔賽

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‎規則很簡單

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‎最快到達的人就能晉級

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‎不管你帥不帥，所以不需要再秀肌肉

61
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‎沒錯，這裡就是戰場

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‎我們開始吧

63
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‎艾瑞克，你又來了

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‎我才不會錯過

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‎坦白說，我覺得自己今年很有機會

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‎艾瑞克柏金斯每年
‎都會參加游泳校隊選拔賽

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‎每年都沒入選

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‎不過至少他自我調適得很好

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‎老天爺，為什麼？

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‎很好，祝你好運

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‎好，等你準備好就可以開始

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‎派克斯頓，給你主持吧

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‎好

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‎第一組準備上場，等我的哨音

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‎預備

76
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‎你們好啊，退後…

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‎太好了！

78
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‎太可惡了

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‎太好了！我就知道！

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‎天啊，他來了，快摀住耳朵

81
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‎（游泳就是一切）

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‎他沒反應？

83
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‎喂，兄弟，很抱歉你沒被選上

84
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‎派克斯頓，上吧
‎對他施展一下你的自然魅力

85
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‎他很難過

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‎你的勇氣可嘉

87
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‎不過也許社區中心的
‎業餘隊伍比較適合你？

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‎我不想跟小屁孩們一起游泳

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‎我想以蟋蟀隊的身分游泳

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‎也許你能說服教練重新選拔

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‎艾瑞克，拜託

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‎你每年都參加選拔，但結果都一樣

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‎你需要非常認真訓練，才可能有機會

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‎你願意訓練我嗎？我的老天，好啊

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‎-什麼？
‎-天啊

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‎也許你就是我奶奶派來的天使

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‎對不起，我不是說我會訓練你

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‎但我什麼都願意做

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‎你想要我黏滿膠帶的錢包嗎？
‎還是餐廳集點卡？

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‎還是你想跟我的女朋友
‎羅莎莉亞共度一晚？

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‎她親口提過，所以我想她會答應

102
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‎我才不想跟你女友上床

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‎那也不是可以當作交換條件的事情

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‎拜託，派克斯頓

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‎這是我最大的夢想
‎我知道只要有援手，我就能成功

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‎我只是…

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‎不想被大家視為失敗的人

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‎這是派克斯頓和艾瑞克唯一的共同點

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‎好

110
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‎也許我可以在放學後幫你幾次

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‎幫我幾次？太好了！

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‎感謝你，派克斯頓

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‎柏金斯，你又活過來了

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‎改天見，兄弟！

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‎該死

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‎如果你能維持第一段的速度
‎就可以在最後50公尺打敗他們

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‎嗨，我準備了乾淨的毛巾

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‎迪薇，妳不能進男生更衣室

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‎好啦，我要走了

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‎我只想讓你知道

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‎我把毛巾和泳鏡都洗乾淨了

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‎我還沒把儲藏室的門把修好
‎但會盡快處理

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‎妳知道妳不需要做這些吧？

124
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‎前一位經理都在抽大麻
‎跟幫我們切柳丁

125
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‎我知道，但我把諾伯教練的電話
‎給了普林斯頓代表

126
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‎要是她打來，他就可以幫我說點好話

127
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‎我以為妳是為了常見到我
‎才接下這份工作

128
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‎你很清楚那不是主因

129
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‎但的確很加分

130
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‎我真的需要被普林斯頓錄取

131
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‎我知道我屬於那裡

132
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‎就跟你知道自己屬於這所高中一樣

133
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‎哇，為什麼有點刺耳？

134
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‎我以為我們很喜歡這裡
‎對一切都游刃有餘，對吧？

135
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‎我其實沒有認為我屬於這裡

136
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‎我的天啊，女生不准進來

137
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‎老兄，你全身上下都穿著衣服

138
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‎但情感上我覺得很赤裸

139
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‎天啊，沒關係啦，這裡沒人…

140
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‎哇，那裡有人露鳥，再見

141
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‎既然現在只剩下我們兩兄弟

142
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‎等下要去你家玩VR遊戲嗎？

143
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‎我們可以一起嗨，然後點湯餃來吃

144
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‎再一起跳進VR的世界

145
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‎好啊，我同意

146
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‎派克斯頓，你買了VR眼鏡？
‎我們也可以去玩嗎？

147
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‎-好啊，你們可以來玩
‎-太好了

148
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‎敲敲門，潑潑水花！

149
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‎那我們約六點？我有些事要處理

150
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‎我很期待成為派克斯頓的學生

151
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‎希望你們還沒把他累壞

152
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‎好

153
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‎好的，教練，我有很多時間

154
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‎我已經排開行程
‎跟我媽說你會載我回家了

155
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‎我可以給你一點零錢讓你搭公車回家

156
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‎一點零錢？

157
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‎公車？

158
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‎我以為你會幫我打掉重練

159
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‎不如就開始游泳吧

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‎-好
‎-好

161
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‎先游一圈給我看，好嗎？

162
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‎準備好了嗎？

163
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‎開始

164
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‎停…

165
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‎救生棒，我需要救生棒

166
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‎好，就我的觀察，你的姿勢很糟糕

167
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‎首先，你的手要這樣划過水面

168
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‎才能降低阻力

169
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‎還有別在水裡憋氣

170
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‎你可以在水裡呼吸？

171
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‎不，當然不行

172
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‎當你的臉在水裡時，吐氣

173
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‎抬起頭的時候，吸氣

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‎兩個同時進行只會讓自己很累

175
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‎不如我們再試一次，好嗎？

176
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‎準備好了嗎？

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‎開始

178
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‎天啊，我成功了

179
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‎對，那真是太好了

180
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‎我想今天練習到這裡就夠了

181
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‎好的，教練，我會繼續練習

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‎-好
‎-吸氣

183
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‎結束了和艾瑞克一起

184
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‎令人煩躁卻還算成功的訓練

185
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‎派克斯頓終於下班
‎可以做他最擅長的事情

186
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‎那就是玩樂

187
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‎或是畫面中呈現的這種活動

188
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‎他掛了

189
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‎-沒關係
‎-幫我報仇

190
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‎嗨，笨蛋們！誰想來點便宜的酒？

191
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‎-嗨，兄弟
‎-哈囉

192
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‎我不知道你們也會來

193
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‎是我的錯

194
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‎我以為你不會介意我告訴其他人

195
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‎我們可以轉移陣地，如果你不開心

196
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‎不，我不介意

197
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‎但他其實很介意，感覺不太對勁

198
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‎你們總共約了幾個人？

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‎嗨

200
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‎你們好

201
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‎派克斯頓嚇壞了

202
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,424
‎他和朋友的小聚會
‎竟然演變成大型派對

203
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:12,469
‎類似的事件也發生在今年
‎維多莉亞的秘密辣椒料理比賽上

204
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,430
‎（宿舍四樓的朋友們！）

205
00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,807
‎（我們將舉辦電影之夜
‎歡迎大家回歸校園！）

206
00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,440
‎派克斯頓，你辦派對怎能不告訴我？

207
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,942
‎我還得從仰泳選手那邊聽到消息

208
00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:28,235
‎你知道那有多丟臉嗎？

209
00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,029
‎我沒有打算要開派對

210
00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,905
‎大家突然就出現在我家門口

211
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,907
‎為什麼你看起來不太開心？

212
00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,576
‎你不是該幫忙抓著川特的腳嗎？

213
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,661
‎好，放我下來

214
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,371
‎酷斃了

215
00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:41,373
‎搞什麼？誰還帶了酒桶來？

216
00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:44,043
‎我不知道，但這是今年最盛大的派對

217
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,294
‎甚至是教職員辦的

218
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,379
‎對，我想這可能就是問題所在

219
00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,256
‎萬一被人發現怎麼辦？

220
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,758
‎不，誰都不會說出去

221
00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,885
‎你回來之後也有參加過派對

222
00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,721
‎-沒人說過什麼
‎-但我還沒辦過派對

223
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,973
‎這次不一樣，感覺不太對

224
00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:00,726
‎你希望我趕走所有人嗎？這我很擅長

225
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,771
‎我可以信手捻來一場瘋女迪薇秀

226
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,606
‎沒錯

227
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:09,568
‎我好性感，我太性感了，你懂嗎？

228
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,819
‎這樣吧，算了

229
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,030
‎我可能只是需要放鬆一點

230
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,990
‎這個派對很不錯吧？

231
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:18,077
‎那當然，超級棒，我們來乾一杯吧？

232
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,411
‎好啊，何樂不為？

233
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:20,621
‎我馬上回來

234
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,707
‎好

235
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:29,421
‎派克斯頓？

236
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,674
‎琳賽，妳好

237
00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:34,802
‎有位喝醉的學生打給輔導熱線

238
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,595
‎希望有人可以從這裡載他回家

239
00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:38,013
‎他們也打給你嗎？

240
00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,682
‎來，這是你的…

241
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,101
‎蘋果汁

242
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,519
‎-嗨，湯普森老師
‎-嗨

243
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:44,436
‎好

244
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,271
‎吉田霍爾教授

245
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,315
‎-我在你的派對上喝太多了
‎-我的天啊

246
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,526
‎湯普森老師，妳的車有後座嗎？

247
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,444
‎因為我想躺下來

248
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:54,863
‎等等，這裡是你家？

249
00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,907
‎你跟這些學生一起開派對？

250
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,119
‎好，說來好笑，我最近買了VR眼鏡…

251
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,578
‎-天啊
‎-該死

252
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,540
‎我的天啊，好

253
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,166
‎我不能再待在這裡，我要走了

254
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,668
‎琳賽，等等…

255
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,712
‎杰拉德，起來，我們走吧

256
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,464
‎天啊…好

257
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,759
‎下週一，派克斯頓
‎戰戰兢兢的來到學校

258
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,345
‎希望能跟湯普森老師把誤會解開

259
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,056
‎並保住現在的工作

260
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,808
‎琳賽，請聽我說

261
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,227
‎我發誓，我不是原本就想辦派對

262
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,813
‎我找了幾個朋友來家裡玩
‎接著很多人就自己出現…

263
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,398
‎你知道你是大人了吧？

264
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,525
‎如果一堆喝醉的人找來我住處

265
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,527
‎我會說：“不，謝了”，然後關上門

266
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,653
‎沒那麼簡單

267
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,488
‎不，就是這麼簡單

268
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,074
‎你是教職員，他們是學生

269
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,870
‎聽著，我不會打小報告
‎但我得用大人的角度問你

270
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,371
‎你在做什麼？

271
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,206
‎先生，你得自己想清楚

272
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,921
‎直到那天下午

273
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,632
‎湯普森老師的話還在他耳邊縈繞著

274
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,259
‎他到底在做什麼？

275
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,385
‎（開學首日快樂！）

276
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,095
‎他為什麼回到高中母校？

277
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,974
‎又為什麼開始幫地球上
‎最討人厭的人上游泳課？

278
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,685
‎我看了麥可菲爾普斯的自傳

279
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,645
‎他原本就領先我好幾步了

280
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:13,025
‎我們要提高練習次數
‎到每週三次，才能縮小差距

281
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,779
‎你永遠都沒辦法變成麥可菲爾普斯

282
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,364
‎老實說，我不懂你為何要這麼做

283
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,868
‎我不想當壞人，但你根本不擅長游泳

284
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,286
‎你在刺激我嗎？

285
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,455
‎因為這很有效，教練，我充滿了鬥志

286
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,748
‎我很認真

287
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,834
‎是什麼讓你堅持下去？為何不放棄？

288
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,878
‎我為什麼要放棄？現在才剛開始

289
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,339
‎因為這是一件超級難征服的事情？

290
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,965
‎你以為我不知道嗎？

291
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:40,302
‎好幾次我都差點溺死
‎現在腦袋裡還有水

292
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,054
‎那為什麼不做你擅長的事就好？

293
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,223
‎像是機器人和低音號

294
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:47,434
‎你為什麼要訂明顯會失敗的目標？

295
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:50,729
‎只要我努力過，失敗就不是問題

296
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:54,358
‎也許我不會失敗
‎那我就會以自己為傲

297
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:58,028
‎哪有人不曾努力就放棄自己的夢想？

298
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,906
‎就是說啊，派克斯頓，誰會那麼做？

299
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,407
‎你知道誰會嗎？

300
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,119
‎-這真的是你想要的？
‎-這是我全天下最想做的事

301
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,956
‎那就讓你成為運動員吧

302
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,542
‎-太好了！
‎-天啊

303
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:13,919
‎你還好嗎？

304
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,587
‎我沒事

305
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:16,672
‎好，開始吧

306
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,341
‎好，你準備好了嗎？

307
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,052
‎就準備位置，預備…

308
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,930
‎來吧，你可以的，加快速度

309
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:30,602
‎我表現得如何？

310
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,772
‎還可以更好，需要再更好

311
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:34,773
‎再來一次

312
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,943
‎好，我這次要跟你一起游泳

313
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,737
‎別試圖打敗我
‎只要跟上速度就好，知道嗎？

314
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:41,738
‎-知道了
‎-好

315
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,371
‎你是想脫給誰看？

316
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,874
‎你在說什麼？

317
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,376
‎就是這樣，快點，繼續前進

318
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,545
‎加油，繼續游…

319
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,883
‎還可以更好，來吧，再游一趟

320
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:07,139
‎很簡單吧？像這樣，水會從這裡上來

321
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,724
‎你不能從旁邊…艾瑞克，不對

322
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,142
‎手要從上面往下

323
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:14,688
‎（設備儲藏室）

324
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:19,276
‎快一點…

325
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,569
‎用力向前…

326
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,654
‎太棒了！

327
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,906
‎就是這樣！

328
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,409
‎派克斯頓，我做到了嗎？
‎有讓你以我為榮嗎？

329
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,368
‎有！

330
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,038
‎相信我…哇，好吧

331
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,123
‎救生棒給你…

332
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,000
‎謝謝

333
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,085
‎兄弟，你表現得很棒

334
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,670
‎不敢相信我會這麼說

335
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:42,007
‎但如果你能在教練面前這樣游
‎也許真的有機會入選

336
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,469
‎派克斯頓，謝謝你
‎如果我的肩膀能動，我真想抱你

337
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,262
‎沒問題，我來幫你喬時間

338
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,056
‎-好痛
‎-抱歉

339
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,143
‎天啊，你簡直創造了奇蹟

340
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,020
‎我不敢相信他進步這麼多

341
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,356
‎我輸給清潔工史黛西很多錢

342
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,607
‎等等，妳賭我做不到？

343
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,233
‎畢竟你看起來不太有勝算

344
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,818
‎妳說得沒錯

345
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,821
‎那個奇怪的小子現在游得真不錯

346
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:09,034
‎雖然他還是有可能
‎在諾伯教練面前失常

347
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,203
‎但我必須說，他是有希望的

348
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,542
‎糟糕，你移開抵著門的浮板了嗎？

349
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,461
‎對，就是妳手裡那疊

350
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,421
‎很好，我們被困住了

351
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:22,839
‎也許沒有

352
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,635
‎好吧，困住了，不過沒關係

353
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,136
‎我們可以找人來幫忙

354
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:31,556
‎不過我把手機放在泳池邊
‎妳有帶妳的手機嗎？

355
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,934
‎我的跟包包一起放在櫃子裡

356
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,894
‎沒關係，我們不會有事的

357
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:39,064
‎我和諾伯教練約了練習結束後見面

358
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,984
‎只要我沒出現，他一定會來找我

359
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,403
‎（提摩西諾伯教練）

360
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,993
‎不敢相信我沒帶手機

361
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,203
‎要是普林斯頓的代表回電該怎麼辦？

362
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,330
‎我留給她至少十封語音訊息

363
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,582
‎說我隨時可以接電話

364
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,627
‎我雖然不太了解大學招生

365
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:04,589
‎但我知道被飢渴的女生
‎奪命連環call的感覺

366
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,216
‎那樣給人的印象不好

367
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,052
‎-你怎麼敢那樣講？
‎-我只是實話實說

368
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,180
‎我覺得放輕鬆一點對妳並沒有壞處

369
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,725
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

370
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,978
‎好吧，也許你說得有道理

371
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,440
‎那既然我們被關在這

372
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,443
‎順便進行實話實說的練習…

373
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,158
‎我可以問你在ASU發生什麼事嗎？

374
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,662
‎我休學是因為

375
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,456
‎那裡沒有人喜歡我

376
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,416
‎什麼？這怎麼可能？

377
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,375
‎我不知道

378
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,087
‎那裡的人都把我視為超級大魯蛇

379
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,215
‎所以我想，也許大學並不適合我

380
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,800
‎所以就離開了

381
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,260
‎現在我每天都問自己

382
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,220
‎“你到底做了什麼？”

383
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:55,724
‎那麼，我想打從出生就帥氣逼人

384
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,809
‎已經變成你的弱點了

385
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,854
‎對，我想是吧

386
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,440
‎好吧，真可惡

387
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:08,737
‎我一直努力想成為
‎帥氣又有性經驗的高中生

388
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,239
‎也許上大學前，我得收斂一點

389
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,407
‎對，可能需要那麼做

390
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,995
‎等等，妳說“性經驗”嗎？

391
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:19,748
‎不，等一下

392
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,959
‎等等，是伊森那小子嗎？

393
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,169
‎-對
‎-不會吧？

394
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,254
‎不過，其實第一次是跟小班

395
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,964
‎-但他…
‎-班葛羅斯？

396
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,675
‎-什麼？
‎-那不重要

397
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,053
‎你沒聽錯，我有過性經驗了

398
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,304
‎哇靠

399
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,390
‎好吧，恭喜

400
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,059
‎-謝謝
‎-好

401
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,608
‎你知道嗎？我真的曾經以為會是你

402
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,692
‎為什麼？

403
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,611
‎因為妳突然跑來跟我說

404
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,822
‎要跟我這個陌生人共度初夜？

405
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,741
‎別把我說得像個瘋子，你也答應了

406
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,160
‎對，沒錯

407
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,123
‎你知道我常常想起什麼嗎？

408
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:02,916
‎什麼？

409
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,336
‎我們分手的時候，你對我說的話

410
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,588
‎我說了什麼？

411
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,552
‎你說我們不能在一起
‎除非我學會喜歡自己

412
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,138
‎天啊，我那樣說嗎？

413
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,431
‎太殘忍了吧

414
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,477
‎我覺得你說的沒錯
‎我以前的確是個瘋婆子

415
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,020
‎也許有一點

416
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,565
‎不過你看現在的角色逆轉

417
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:30,235
‎我現在是風雲人物，而你是個大怪咖

418
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,823
‎我第一次覺得

419
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,701
‎我們不相上下

420
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,827
‎不相上下？

421
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,163
‎不，迪薇

422
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,206
‎是我配不上妳

423
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:44,875
‎少來了

424
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,394
‎教練，請聽我解釋

425
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,522
‎孩子，我知道你不到一年前還是學生

426
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,232
‎我也知道迪薇以前是你的女朋友

427
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,567
‎但我有感覺

428
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,944
‎只要我早兩秒踏進儲藏室

429
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,070
‎我就必須開除你

430
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,114
‎這是你唯一的警告

431
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,992
‎從現在開始，你不能再犯錯了

432
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,911
‎-好
‎-走吧

433
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,456
‎教練，我真的很抱歉

434
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,916
‎快離開

435
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,129
‎派克斯頓在被諾伯教練訓了一頓之後

436
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,341
‎決定回家打開任天堂
‎玩點簡單的遊戲舒壓

437
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,635
‎但連馬力歐都不讓他好過

438
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,762
‎派克斯頓？

439
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,972
‎哈囉，親愛的

440
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,933
‎聽著，我們再20分鐘就可以吃晚餐

441
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,309
‎今天輪到你為大家禱告

442
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,895
‎所以你爸在調吉他，以防你需要伴奏

443
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:47,812
‎好

444
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,941
‎你還好嗎？你看起來很不開心

445
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,858
‎媽

446
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,985
‎我是個廢物

447
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,737
‎等等，親愛的

448
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,157
‎你為什麼會這樣說自己？

449
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,243
‎我失敗透頂

450
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,746
‎派克斯頓，你現在說自己失敗還太早

451
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,666
‎你才19歲，還在了解自己的階段

452
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,834
‎你叔叔蓋瑞才是真正的失敗者

453
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:13,046
‎他今年55歲
‎因為詐騙兒童醫院而入獄

454
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,298
‎但至少他有付出過努力？

455
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,843
‎派克斯頓，我知道面對
‎自己的人生讓你倍感壓力

456
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,137
‎你也許認為每一步都要走得很完美

457
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,055
‎但其實不需要

458
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,765
‎沒有人是完美的

459
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,227
‎我們都會經歷一些不順遂
‎但不必讓那些錯誤定義我們是誰

460
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,436
‎我們只需要從中學習

461
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,273
‎那我能從大學中途輟學

462
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,608
‎回到高中母校工作中學到什麼？

463
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:38,280
‎也許你可以放下過去對自己的認知

464
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,865
‎思考未來想成為怎麼樣的人？

465
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,624
‎一段振奮人心的
‎《我們的神最神》合唱

466
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,126
‎加上一夜好眠後

467
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,752
‎派克斯頓回到學校

468
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,838
‎希望能找到如何面對未來的線索

469
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:56,923
‎而他的確找到了

470
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,001
‎漂亮的折返

471
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,721
‎所以呢？我表現得如何？

472
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,937
‎足以擔任初級校隊的候補選手了

473
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:54,939
‎太好了！

474
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,654
‎就是這樣，兄弟

475
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,032
‎哇，好吧

476
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,202
‎-我以你為榮
‎-謝謝

477
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,499
‎天啊，剛才好感人

478
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,376
‎我想有幾個人甚至哭了

479
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,794
‎是啊，超棒的，對吧？

480
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,004
‎今天我竟然改變了別人的人生

481
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,882
‎我幫他實現他的夢想，太瘋狂了

482
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,425
‎你該以自己為傲

483
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,178
‎妳知道嗎？我確實很自豪
‎也很高興我沒有放棄他

484
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,972
‎那麼，看起來你可以繼續當教練？

485
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,849
‎昨天的事件沒有造成影響？

486
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,185
‎昨天的確有點危險，對吧？

487
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:36,189
‎對，所以我想
‎我們應該不可能再繼續了

488
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,483
‎如果我想保住這份工作就不行

489
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:42,904
‎好吧，不過我覺得這樣也很好

490
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:47,325
‎別誤會我的意思
‎昨天很棒，你果然還是很行

491
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,788
‎但那好像是個句點

492
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,499
‎對，沒錯

493
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:59,295
‎所以我們之間只剩下專業的師生關係

494
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,674
‎對，曖昧的電流正式結束

495
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:06,886
‎你們在幹嘛？

496
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:10,765
‎阿迪，打扮成皮納塔
‎好像不太符合妳的人設

497
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:14,519
‎是嗎？你的項鍊倒是很酷
‎好適合你，矮冬瓜

498
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,854
‎我很高興聽妳這麼說

499
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,943
‎看來有一些其他電流還存在著

500
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,111
‎什麼？

501
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:26,322
‎不，才沒有電流
‎我們只是在諷刺對方

502
00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,491
‎好，隨妳怎麼說

503
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,535
‎那已經與我的專業無關

504
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,499
‎（雪曼橡樹高中，蟋蟀隊）

505
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,544
‎他是派克斯頓霍爾吉田

506
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,588
‎他曾經是這間學校的風雲人物

507
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,966
‎現在打算卸下王冠，找尋新的位置

508
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:48,845
‎嗨，派克斯頓，晚點來我家嗎？
‎我表哥幫我們準備了一些鮮奶油罐

509
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,638
‎不了，我沒空過去

510
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,311
‎（提醒大家今晚
‎有幫助選系的研討會）

511
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:59,063
‎他還不太確定腳下的路會通往哪裡

512
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,608
‎但他知道自己正在向前進

513
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,861
‎而今天，他短暫的目的地是盧森堡

514
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,408
‎派克斯頓，你在這裡做什麼？
‎難道學生休息室的零食吃完了嗎？

515
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:11,534
‎我不知道

516
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,245
‎因為我忙著烤這個梅子派

517
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,372
‎是嗎？哇

518
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:20,919
‎如果妳還需要志工
‎幫忙接聽輔導熱線，我願意加入

519
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,963
‎派克斯頓參加的話，我也要加入

520
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,215
‎-我也是
‎-我也要參加

521
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,633
‎-我也要
‎-算我一份

522
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:29,219
‎這些國際美食看起來非常美味

523
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,262
‎我想我也該走了

524
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,932
‎派克斯頓似乎邁出了正確的一步

525
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:36,768
‎我們也學會不少正確的游泳技巧

526
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:40,230
‎約翰馬克安諾
‎他剩下的旅程就交給你了

527
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,606
‎我先走一步

528
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:33,074
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