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[upbeat music playing]

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[McEnroe] It had been a week
since Devi had broken up with Ethan,

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and she couldn't believe
she'd almost let that gorgeous dimwit

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screw up her future.

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But now, she was finally headed
on Ms. Warner's New York trip

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where she'd actually get a glimpse
of what that future might be.

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You guys, I am so pumped.

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I can't believe
we're about to see our dream schools.

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Me at Princeton, El at Juilliard, Fab at--

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Fab, you said your mom made you apply
to an Ivy, but you never said which one.

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[McEnroe] If Fabiola looks like
she's about to shit a brick,

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it's 'cause you may remember

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she applied
to a certain friend's dream college

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behind a certain friend's back.

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Fab, are your compression socks
too compressed?

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Nope. Uh, it's just that…

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I did apply somewhere.

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I just don't think
that you would be too happy about it.

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Me? Fab, are you crazy?

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I'd be happy for you
wherever you decide to apply.

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-Unless you steal my spot at Princeton.
-[laughs]

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[exaggerated laugh]

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Never. No, I-- I applied to Yale.

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That's amazing. Why wouldn't I like that?

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Uh, because of how Connecticut is spelled.

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You're right.

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What is up with that silent "C?"

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Ooh, you should try to abscond
up to New Haven during our trip to see it.

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Yep, that would be very helpful for me.

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Wow, you guys,
I can't believe we're basically gonna see

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exactly how our lives are gonna be
next year.

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-Hah. Hmm.
-Oh. Um…

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Devi, would you mind not reclining?
I'm about to start some chair yoga.

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Okay. Okay.

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[electronic music playing]

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To quote our greatest
American songwriter, Taylor Swift,

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"Welcome to New York."

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More specifically,
just west of Hell's Kitchen,

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also known as "Hell's Toilet."
So welcome to that.

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During this trip,
we will be taking tours as big groups,

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but, uh, today, we have a few exceptions.
Mr. Shapiro?

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First off, our very own Eleanor Wong
has her audition at Juilliard.

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Happy to respect your process.

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Also, uh, Ben Gross,

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your father has organized
a private tour of Columbia.

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Oh, it's his client, Jerry Seinfeld,
has a nephew who goes there. [chuckles]

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You know, we are taking the entire group
to Columbia later this week.

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No, thanks.

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Okay. And, uh, Devi,
you also have a special trip planned--

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To Princeton, sweeties.
Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.

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-That's not why everyone hates you.
-Okay. Hush.

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You're just jealous that you're
hanging out with some nepotism nerd

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while I'm spending the night
with Sherman Oaks icon, Blair Quan.

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[McEnroe] When Devi was a freshman,

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Blair Quan was the top senior student
at Sherman Oaks High.

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Not only was she valedictorian,

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but she had been an extracurricular beast
who had gotten into Princeton early.

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All right, people, there better not be
any typos in this week's issue.

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I do not accept
anything less than perfection.

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If you can't handle the pressure,
then go back to yearbook.

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[McEnroe] Devi was determined to follow
in her smart-as-hell footsteps.

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Well, later, losers. I have a date
with destiny in the Garden State.

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Oh, that reminds me.

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Fabiola, shouldn't you accompany Devi
to Princeton since--

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She needs protection on the train?

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I'm actually not very strong.

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People confuse my tallness for muscle,
but my bones are basically just crackers.

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Are we done? I know some people are
itching to see what a suburb looks like,

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but I have to take the number 1 train
uptown to 116th Street--

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-It's very complicated.
-Okay, Google Maps, no one gives a shit.

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Can it, you two.
All right, let's all head out.

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All right, everyone, NYU, this way.

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[McEnroe] Yeah, so as you can see,

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despite Devi having saved his ass
at the college fair,

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these two had definitely not made up.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[door closes]

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Oh great, I caught you. I was hoping
to talk to you about something.

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Oh. Of course. What is it?

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So you know how Pati abandoned me
after my eye surgery

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and went to the grocery store--

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And she got on the 210 going
the wrong way, ended up in Joshua Tree.

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-Right. [inhales]
-[Nalini] Yeah.

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Well… I'm pretty sure Len brought a woman
into the house while I was napping.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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-I could've sworn I heard a voice.
-What did she sound like?

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I wanna say… Kylie Minogue.

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Mmm.

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Kamala, you had a lot of Valium that day.
You think you might be mistaken?

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[sighs] I guess so.

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I did also think that I saw a penguin
sitting next to me at one point.

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Yep, it was probably the narcotics.

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Correct.

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Okay, now I need to head to work
so I can get home right away.

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This weekend, I have the house to myself
for the first time in 17 years,

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and it is going to be amazing.

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-[Andres laughs]
-[Nalini] Is something funny?

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Uh-- No, just good luck with that.

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It's hard to be alone
when you're not used to it.

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Doesn't sound hard to me.

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I once lost my hearing
in a SoulCycle class,

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best Saturday of my entire life.

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Okay. Bye-bye, everyone.

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[pleasant music playing]

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Holy shit, Princeton is so beautiful.

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It's basically a bunch of Downton Abbeys
sitting next to one another.

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-So what you guys up to?
-Oh, we're at Juilliard.

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I'm giving El space so she can prepare.

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She's about…

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Brown cow.

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…halfway through her vocal exercises.

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Sure, sure, fair enough.

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[girl gasps] Devi?

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[McEnroe] There she was,
the myth, the legend, Blair Quan.

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Blair, hi. Fab, I gotta go.

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Hi! Oh, I'm so excited to see my mini-me.

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[McEnroe] Whoa, Devi,
she just said you guys were alike.

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So, um, I already checked into admissions.

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Said "what up" to Akshara.
So what should we do next?

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Maybe we could do a tour,
or we could go to one of your classes?

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Why don't we get
to that boring stuff later

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and start with something fun first?

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Welcome to the Armstrong Inn.

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It's the eating club I belong to.

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Why don't we go put your stuff down,
and I'll show you around?

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And then we can hit up a class after.

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[McEnroe] Holy shit, Devi.

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A members-only club
in a historic-ass mansion.

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Who are you? The horse-loving daughter
of a tech billionaire?

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-[boy] …she wakes.
-[man] Great job.

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[applause]

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Nicely done, young man.

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[boy] Thank you, again.

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Eleanor Wong.

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Hi, yes, that's me.

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[door closes]

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So, Fabiola, you wanna tell me
why you were so weird

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about visiting Princeton with Devi?

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Was I weird?
I distinctly remember being very chill.

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Have you not told Devi
that you've applied?

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You know you have to, right?

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I thought I'd just wait until she gets in,
and then it would be like, "Surprise!"

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You are physically
on the East Coast right now.

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You need to go to that school.

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[Fabiola] But I'm not even sure
I should have applied there.

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And have you seen Devi
when she gets upset?

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She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.

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Oh, I'm aware of your friend's temper.
That's why I have a helmet in my office.

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But you need to prioritize yourself

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and go see if that school
is right for you.

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You have never known what happiness was.

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But wait, Uncle Vanya,

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please wait. [inhales sharply]

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We shall rest.

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We shall rest. We shall rest.

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[exhales]

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And, scene.

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Well, thank you, Miss Wong.
We appreciate you coming in today.

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Oh. [chuckles]

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Of course.

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[paper flipping]

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Um, so you guys didn't clap.

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Excuse me?

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I… I heard you clap
for the other guy before.

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The kid who did Othello.

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Oh, well, every performance is different.

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I don't have a chance, do I?

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Miss Wong, I assure you,
we have not made any decisions yet.

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But you have though, right?

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You can give it to me straight.
I can take it.

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If I'm being honest,

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I'm not sure Juilliard
is the right place for you.

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But there are so many ways to be an actor.

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Look at Flo from Progressive.

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I bet she's got a second home.

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Oh. [chuckles]

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[man] I promise, you will find your path.

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Thank you.

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[somber music playing]

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[exhales]

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Hey, everyone. This is Ben.

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He's applying early
and wants to see what life is like here,

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so don't embarrass me.

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Can't make any promises.

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[students chuckling]

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Oh, hey, we were talking about
that article in The Atlantic

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on, uh, dark money lobby regulations.
You guys wanna sit?

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[McEnroe] In high school,
Ben's social circle

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had included zero friends and one nemesis.

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He was hoping college would change that.

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Yeah, I mean, it's a complete farce.

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Basically, Big Oil's writing
all of our laws at this point.

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Totally. It does seem like a lot of
automakers are turning to electric though,

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so that's good.

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Well, Ben, you know electric cars
are just as bad, right?

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I mean, heavy-metal mining
is a serious human rights issue.

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Without a clean grid,
what's even the point?

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Right, right, yeah.

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I… I just mean hopefully one day,

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we can just, like,
run cars on corn. [laughs]

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Yeah, come on, Ben.

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We certainly don't wanna incentivize
monoculture farming

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any more than we already do.

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No. No…

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[scoffs] Of course not. [chuckles]

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Do you guys wanna order some food?

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Ben, you're our guest.
What are you in the mood for?

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Food?

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Uh, I just want something that's
sustainably sourced, carbon-neutral,

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and preferably delivered
by someone who's paid a living wage.

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Dude, relax. [chuckles]

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Uh, are we feeling pizza?

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-[boy 1] Yeah.
-[boy 2] Pizza's good.

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[laughing] Oh my God, Devi,
you are gonna love college.

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Back home, my mom
was always on my ass to study,

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and she never let me talk to boys.

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But here, believe me, a girl's doing more
than just talking to boys.

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Whoa. That's the coolest freaking thing
I've ever heard.

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Yeah, it's awesome.

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No strict moms cramping your style,

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throwing away any thongs
she finds in the laundry.

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My mom did that too.

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I lied to her and told her
it was one of my headbands,

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and she made me wear one to Olive Garden.

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-[upbeat song plays]
-[laughs] Oh.

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My dining club's party is starting.

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What do you say, shall we?

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Hell yeah.

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[McEnroe] Devi was in awe.

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The Blair she knew in high school

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had skipped prom to practice
extra declensions for AP Latin.

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Hey, guys. How are we doing?

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How's everything going over here?
Oh my God…

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[McEnroe] Now look at her.

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She was mixing and mingling
even more than "Jingle Bell Rock."

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-Y'all look good. Let's party.
-Okay.

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[song continues]

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All right, who wants shots?

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[all cheering]

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I freaking love my future life.

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Hello, I'm ho--

242
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,985
[exhales]

243
00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:54,988
Sweet silence.

244
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,620
-[crickets chirping]
-[clock ticking]

245
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,039
[exhales]

246
00:11:12,131 --> 00:11:14,758
[owl hooting]

247
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:19,430
[ticking]

248
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,516
[sighs]

249
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,312
[Fabiola] Ben?

250
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,649
Thought you'd still be up at Columbia
hanging out with your fancy new friends.

251
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,861
Yeah, no.
It was super fun, and I totally fit in,

252
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,863
but, uh, I just came back to recharge,

253
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:39,366
especially after so much
intellectually stimulating conversation.

254
00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,243
Okay, kids, here's the thing.

255
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:45,330
We were unable to get all of you tickets
to a Broadway show.

256
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,959
However, we did get ourselves
two tickets to Moulin Rouge!

257
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:49,877
[laughs]

258
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,212
But for you guys, we have pre-ordered

259
00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,922
-the film version…
-Film version.

260
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,215
-…to this room.
-This room.

261
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:57,426
So you can follow along with us.
It's gonna be fun.

262
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,011
Watch it. [chuckles]

263
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,264
-Hmm. We should go--
-Okay, bye. Yeah…

264
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,516
-[Ms. Warner] Because, yeah, we gotta…
-Ugh!

265
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,270
El, are you okay? You haven't said a word
since your audition.

266
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,773
-I don't wanna talk about it.
-[Fabiola] Okay.

267
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,816
Maybe I'll see what Devi's doing.

268
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,736
How was your class visit?

269
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,197
Did the student-teacher ratio seem cool?

270
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,199
-[dance music playing]
-Yes!

271
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,285
Oh, hit it. Yes, girl.

272
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,620
Whoo!

273
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,538
[Devi] Didn't go to class,

274
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,874
but am getting "schooled"
on how to party by Blair

275
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,001
at her ritzy AF Armstrong Inn.

276
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,294
You would love it here.

277
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,964
[McEnroe] But would she love it there?

278
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,677
She only applied to please her mom
and maybe see a BB-8 droid.

279
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,763
She knew she needed to visit.

280
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,056
Why don't we meet up with Devi?

281
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,350
She's at a fun party,
and that could cheer you up.

282
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,644
Who knows? Maybe we'll learn
some factoids about Princeton

283
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,521
that could be useful for someone.

284
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,606
What about the chaperones?

285
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,776
Those autograph hounds
will be waiting outside the stage door

286
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,320
for hours after curtain call. We got time.

287
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:04,034
Well… honestly,
I could probably use a stiff drink

288
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,954
since this trip has shattered
my entire sense of self.

289
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,789
Yeah, I could use a drink too.

290
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:14,211
But mine is to celebrate
because today went really well for me.

291
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,047
Can I come?

292
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,342
Yes. Come on. Let's go. Come on.

293
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,261
[dance music playing]

294
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,805
Hey. I'm Seth. What's your name?

295
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,140
-It's Devi.
-Back off, Seth, she's in high school.

296
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,518
-Throwing it in reverse.
-[Blair] Whoo!

297
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,604
Blair, this is so friggin' fun.
Your life is so dope.

298
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,106
I wanna be exactly like you.

299
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,025
Quan, what the hell are you doing?
You're supposed to stay behind the bar.

300
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,777
You're not even wearing your uniform.

301
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,320
I'm so sorry, Mr. Martel.

302
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,030
I just thought I'd be creative

303
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,116
to take the drinks
to the guests on the dance floor.

304
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,742
Listen, you're fired. Let's go.

305
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,203
No, please. I really need this job.

306
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,580
W-W-Wait, you work here?

307
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,375
Do all of the students in this club
have to do a shift? Like a co-op?

308
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,420
Yeah, so, um, the thing is,

309
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,755
I'm actually not a student anymore.

310
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,716
[whimsical music playing]

311
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,097
-[knocking on door]
-Oh.

312
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,974
-[Andres] Hey.
-Oh, hello.

313
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,310
I'm so sorry to interrupt
your special night of alone time,

314
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,061
but I think I left my phone
in your kitchen.

315
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,272
Oh my goodness.
Yes, come on in. Of course.

316
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,817
-Yes, no, no, come in, come in.
-All right, let's see. Um…

317
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,069
-Ah! Found it.
-Oh, that was very fast.

318
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,363
I was really worried I sealed it up
in one of your walls.

319
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,489
[both laugh]

320
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,199
I'll let you get back to your you time.

321
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,411
Oh! Wait, wait,
no need to jet out of here.

322
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,331
Just tell me about your day
or any other day for that matter.

323
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,249
Just talk, whatever you want.
You can just talk.

324
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,252
-Quiet's getting to ya, huh?
-It's deafening.

325
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,380
Did you know your bath
only stays warm for, like, five minutes,

326
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,633
and then you're just sitting
in your own personal pond?

327
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,967
[chuckles]

328
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,345
Do you have anywhere else to be,
or can you…?

329
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,139
Well, actually,
Margot is at a friend's house.

330
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,183
You can stay?

331
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,726
[Nalini] Oh my God, thank God.

332
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,937
Okay, uh, well, what should we do?

333
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,481
Uh, did you wanna play,
uh, like, a board game or--

334
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,649
Have you had dinner?

335
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,609
Does eating a sleeve of saltines

336
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,903
while solving
a thousand-piece puzzle count?

337
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,114
I'm so sorry, Devi.

338
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,158
I didn't wanna lie to you.

339
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,286
This is just obviously
kind of humiliating for me.

340
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,330
So, what happened?

341
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,917
Well, it turns out if you party nonstop
and fail all your classes,

342
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,210
they will not let you stay.

343
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,380
But you were
the most focused person I knew.

344
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,967
How do you go to college
and then just decide to stop trying?

345
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,887
I don't know, Devi.
I was so burnt out after high school.

346
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,222
I mean, you know what it's like.

347
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:34,476
You do a million extracurriculars,
and you take all the hardest classes

348
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,478
just to get into a school like this.

349
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,439
Then once you're in, what's the goal?

350
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,650
You're certainly not gonna be
the top anymore,

351
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,819
and you don't have your mom here
to badger you.

352
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,822
-It's easy to get lost.
-Damn.

353
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,033
The hardest part about college
isn't the schoolwork.

354
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,245
It's being on your own
and not knowing who the hell you are.

355
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,999
So how are you doing now?

356
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:57,958
I'm okay.

357
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,504
I'm just trying to figure myself out
before I decide what to do next.

358
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,175
Wait, hang on a sec.
Where was I gonna sleep tonight?

359
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,970
I redecorated my apartment
to look like a dorm room,

360
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,513
and paid my 50-year-old neighbor

361
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,598
to wear a backwards hat
and ride a skateboard.

362
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,350
-Nice.
-[both laugh]

363
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:22,065
Uh, do you mind waiting here for a second?
I really need to beg for my job back.

364
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,317
Yeah, for sure. Go get 'em, tiger.

365
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,112
-Or, uh, former Tiger.
-[Blair chuckles]

366
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,115
[McEnroe] Devi was shaken
by this revelation from her idol.

367
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,659
If perfect Blair
couldn't hack it at college,

368
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,327
then what chance did she have?

369
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:37,080
It also reminded her
that maybe she'd underestimated

370
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,916
how hard the transition
to college might be.

371
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,710
Devi, is this a butt dial?

372
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,712
No, I'm looking straight at you.

373
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,255
But aren't you on a trip?

374
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,923
Okay, stop asking questions.

375
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,383
[chuckling] Sorry. Go on.

376
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:53,472
I just wanted to say I'm really sorry
about giving you a hard time about ASU.

377
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,015
Oh. Uh…

378
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,475
It's all right.

379
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,436
No, no, I was being a judgy brat,

380
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,646
and I didn't know
what the hell I was talking about.

381
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,524
Well, thanks, Devi. I appreciate that.

382
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,654
Also, it's pretty nice to get to see
your face around school again.

383
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,281
It's nice seeing you too.

384
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,785
Is everything all right out there?

385
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,495
Yeah, totally.

386
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:21,041
It's just… things are a little different
than what I thought they'd be here.

387
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,125
Yeah… [chuckles]

388
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,878
That's, um, kind of how I felt
about college too.

389
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,216
[Trent] Bro, what did I say about having
your phone out at best bro's dinner?

390
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,093
Every Saturday and Sunday, you're mine.

391
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,219
[Paxton] Coming.

392
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,470
So I guess you gotta go?

393
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,721
Yeah, I'm in trouble.

394
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:38,141
But, um, thank you for the call.
Um, let's chill when you get back.

395
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,477
Yeah. Bye, Paxton.

396
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,648
Oh my God, guys, look, there's Devi!
See, we're at the right spot!

397
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,985
-What are you doing here?
-We're here to see you.

398
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,862
Aw. That's really nice.

399
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,156
Can you take us to some alcohol, please?

400
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,158
Uh-- Well, I could, but, um--

401
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,786
Wait. How come you're sitting
outside the party with your suitcase?

402
00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,122
-You get kicked out for being a loser?
-Okay, Ben--

403
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,957
Devi, I'm back. Come on in.

404
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,000
Great. Uh, could I bring some friends?

405
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,794
Oh, hey, guys. Come. Yeah.

406
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,420
[happy music playing]

407
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,134
So, what were you gonna do
if I hadn't shown up?

408
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,510
Oh, I was dangerously close

409
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,762
to disassembling the dishwasher
so I could deep clean it.

410
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:16,888
That's dark.

411
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,807
I guess you were right. [sighs]

412
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,393
Being home alone is harder than I thought.

413
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,562
Oh my goodness,
when Devi goes to college next year,

414
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,855
what am I gonna do with myself?

415
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,939
I get it.

416
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,732
Margot went to art camp one summer,

417
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,902
and I was so desperate to fill the time,
I built a pool house.

418
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,947
-We don't have a pool.
-[laughing] That's a good one.

419
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,198
[chuckles]

420
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,952
I always imagined
I would spend this time with Mohan.

421
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,622
I… I thought we would take on
some empty-nester hobbies, you know?

422
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,458
Like… building a birdhouse.

423
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,378
-Sure.
-Although Mohan hated crafts, so not that.

424
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,963
How can anybody hate crafts?

425
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,008
He used to say it was a poor substitute
for a personality.

426
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:56,428
That is a very harsh indictment
of the crafting world.

427
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:57,929
[laughing] I thought so.

428
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:02,684
Listen, I… I know you didn't plan
to do this on your own.

429
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:06,563
I certainly didn't either,
but, uh, we're gonna get through this.

430
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:11,193
And if you're at all interested
in buying a recumbent bike…

431
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,111
I kinda feel like that's where I'm headed.

432
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,070
-No.
-[Andres] Yeah.

433
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,947
No, no, no, Andres, absolutely not.

434
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,116
That is way too sad dad.

435
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,035
I'm actually gonna make a pot of tea.

436
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,120
And when I come back,
we are going to think about

437
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,497
more dignified hobbies for your old age.

438
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,834
["I Want You Around"
by DAZZ & Zombic playing]

439
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,878
What brings you to the boring-ass burbs?

440
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,505
-Just morbid curiosity.
-[Devi] Real cool, bro.

441
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,925
[Ben] All right, I'm gonna do a lap.

442
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,387
All right, El, here's your Sazerac.
Tell us what happened today.

443
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,097
Did something happen today?

444
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,936
The Juilliard people
said I was bad at acting.

445
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,395
They said I sucked.

446
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:50,440
What? How dare they?
You're an amazing actor.

447
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,567
You have to say that
'cause you're my friends.

448
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,736
No, we would never lie to you.

449
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,863
Right, we don't lie to each other.

450
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:59,574
Unless it's, you know, like an emergency.

451
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,994
I just don't know
what I'm supposed to do if I can't act.

452
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,329
Maybe puppeteer?

453
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:08,583
El, you can't let some snooty douches
take away the thing that you love.

454
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,502
Yeah. You have to be an actor.

455
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,128
Thanks, guys.

456
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,424
You and this absinthe-based drink
are raising my spirits.

457
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,301
Now, can we just dance?

458
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,262
-Yeah.
-Yeah! Whoo!

459
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,265
["I Want You Around" continues]

460
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,183
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

461
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,434
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

462
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,603
♪ I want you around ♪

463
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,939
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

464
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,399
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

465
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,567
♪ Na, na, na, na, na
I just want… ♪

466
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,153
Hey, High School, come dance with me.

467
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,489
No, thanks.
I'm just trying to hang out with my girls.

468
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,200
-Come on, dance with me.
-Dude, come on. Just let me go.

469
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,327
-Stop.
-Hey, asshole. Get off of her.

470
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,121
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

471
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,163
You okay?

472
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,833
♪ I just want you
I just want your love ♪

473
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,752
[indistinct chatter]

474
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:55,964
Hey.

475
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,925
[sighs] How's your face?

476
00:20:59,009 --> 00:20:59,926
It's okay.

477
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,178
Does it look kind of cool?

478
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,471
[Devi] Yeah.

479
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,640
Maybe just keep the ice pack on it though.

480
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,226
[clicks tongue]

481
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,271
Wow. This might make me
sound like a baby, but…

482
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:15,317
[inhales deeply] …college is way scarier
than I thought it would be.

483
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,943
Because of that dickhead?

484
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,029
Just keep some pepper spray handy
when you get here.

485
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,947
Okay, yeah, partially because of him.

486
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,868
But also,
did you know that Blair failed out?

487
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,661
Really? That sucks.

488
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,829
[sighs]

489
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,623
Are you close enough to her
to be this sad about it?

490
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,002
Ben, Blair and I are basically
the same person. If she imploded--

491
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:36,880
You think you will too? Nah, you won't.

492
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:41,092
How do you know that? I'm not known
for being the most stable person around.

493
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,512
Look, Devi, I know that you idolize Blair
and you think you're so similar,

494
00:21:44,596 --> 00:21:46,681
but you're literally nothing alike.

495
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:49,017
I mean, she was much more perfect than you
in high school.

496
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,394
-How dare you?
-[Ben] That was her problem.

497
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,147
She made zero mistakes and had no fun.

498
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,982
She was a total powder keg.

499
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,734
You have made many mistakes,

500
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,653
and you go to parties,
and you've had boyfriends.…

501
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,489
You know, some are better than others.

502
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:03,448
[scoffs]

503
00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:05,784
Devi, you know who you are.

504
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,619
You really think so?

505
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,496
Yeah, I do.

506
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:15,418
It's just for as long as I can remember,
my main goal has been to go to Princeton.

507
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,795
Like, that's it.

508
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:20,840
But I never thought about
what life would be like after I got in.

509
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,009
Yeah. I know what you mean.

510
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:27,972
You know how I was all excited
to go to Columbia and be with my people?

511
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:28,932
[Devi] Mmm.

512
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:32,102
Well, turns out
I'm too stupid to go there.

513
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,270
What are you saying? That's not true.

514
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,147
Yeah, these kids knew so much
about the world,

515
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,401
and they read articles from magazines
that I'd never even heard of.

516
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,862
A couple of times, I even had to look up
some big words on my phone.

517
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,197
[Devi] Okay, so what?

518
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,990
You can read an article too.

519
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:49,244
They're probably just regurgitating words
that they read before

520
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,495
because they're insecure too.

521
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:51,538
Yeah, maybe.

522
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:53,665
Yeah, definitely.

523
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,042
Ben, this is a game you can win.

524
00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:58,503
You're the biggest bullshitter
I've ever met.

525
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,798
Thank you, David. I feel oddly inspired.

526
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,133
[Ben laughs]

527
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,930
Hey. Um…

528
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,017
I really hated it
when you weren't talking to me.

529
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,855
Yeah, I'm… I'm so sorry about that.

530
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,232
-I was just--
-You don't have to explain. I get it.

531
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,817
I just…

532
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,486
wanna be friends.

533
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,781
Yeah. I can be your friend.

534
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,285
[Fabiola sighs] Got your bag, Devi.

535
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,537
[Eleanor sighs]
Yeah, sorry we took forever.

536
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,873
Fab got into a conversation
with some students

537
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:37,500
about how many Nobel Prize winners
are on faculty.

538
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,920
Well, the good news is
Seth was asked to leave.

539
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,965
But the bad news is,
he told everyone you're underage,

540
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,258
so you're not allowed back in.

541
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,052
That's okay.
I mean, we should head back anyway.

542
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,680
I'm sorry this trip
wasn't what you were hoping for.

543
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,183
Actually, it's exactly what I needed.

544
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,144
See you later, mini-me.

545
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,313
-Bye, guys.
-Bye.

546
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,648
Okay, should we head to the train?

547
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,859
Don't bother. We have rented a van.

548
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,739
So at intermission, when I went to get
this beautiful shirt and matching briefs,

549
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,158
I took out my Android
to pay with WindowsBucks,

550
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:14,954
and I noticed an alarming number
of text messages from your classmates.

551
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:19,709
And now I have to hang
an unsigned poster in my office

552
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,087
and never get a chance
to touch Aaron Tveit's bare hand.

553
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,924
-We can explain.
-Tut-tut-tut! The trip is canceled.

554
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,301
We all fly home tomorrow morning.

555
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,802
And don't even think

556
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:32,805
about asking to pull over for bagels
on the way to the airport.

557
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,642
[happy music playing]

558
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,447
"So your nest doesn't feel
quite as empty."

559
00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,075
[chuckles]

560
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,619
[indistinct chatter]

561
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,538
Don't blame me for cutting the trip short.

562
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,331
You can spend the six-hour plane ride

563
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:01,042
thanking the Boxcar Children
who stole away to New Jersey.

564
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,752
[student] I really wanted
to visit Parsons.

565
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,546
My passion is graphic design.

566
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,632
Hey! Don't throw those nuts at me.
I could have an allergy.

567
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,134
[McEnroe] Even though a dozen students
on this plane

568
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,970
were cursing Devi
and her friends right now,

569
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,096
she was feeling good.

570
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,098
She had fixed her relationship with Ben,

571
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,517
and was hopeful again
about her future at Princeton.

572
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,643
Well…

573
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:21,479
Hey, Fab, I'm really sorry
you didn't get to see Yale.

574
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:22,814
Oh, right.

575
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,817
It's okay.
I could just take a virtual tour.

576
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:29,362
[McEnroe] Yeah, definitely nothing weird
bound to happen here.

577
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,155
["Do Me a Favor" by Keeks]

578
00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:34,242
-♪ Do me a favor ♪
-♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

579
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:36,619
♪ So do me a favor, don't call me back ♪

580
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,705
♪ Need a helpline ♪

581
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:42,125
♪ Specifically for your mother ♪

582
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,960
♪ Explaining why you wind me up ♪

583
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,587
♪ Why you wind me up ♪

584
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,006
♪ Wondering why I haven't recovered ♪

585
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:51,134
-♪ Don't matter ♪
-♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

586
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,845
♪ Got that pretty smile I miss ♪

587
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:57,181
♪ Used to boost my ego, my own ladder ♪

588
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:58,933
♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

589
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:01,853
♪ So do me a favor, don't call me back ♪

590
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,480
♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

591
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,941
♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

592
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:10,153
-♪ Do me a favor ♪
-♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

593
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,822
♪ So do me a favor, don't call me back ♪

594
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,617
-♪ Do, do ♪
-♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

595
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,661
-♪ Do, do ♪
-♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪

596
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,331
♪ Do me a favor, don't call me back ♪