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‎這裡是迪薇威舍庫瑪失去童貞的地方

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‎這套是她當時穿的衣服

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‎這是她吃過的晚餐

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‎重點是，在迪薇渴望已久

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‎終於達成目標後，她覺得…

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‎天啊，他們看起來很尷尬

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‎好吧，我們做了

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‎對

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‎我們上床了

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‎你放進來了

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‎沒錯

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‎班葛羅斯進到我體內了

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‎我人就在這，妳卻一直
‎用第三人稱說話好奇怪

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‎抱歉

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‎所以…

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‎所以…

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‎小班，快說點好聽話

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‎說些有建設性的

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‎任何話都好

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‎如果接下來沒有要幹嘛，那我要睡了

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‎要幫妳叫車嗎？

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‎不，沒關係

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‎說的也是，我該走了

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‎要睡了？

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‎睡你的大頭覺？

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‎小班，我要送你一句
‎足以代表我人生的名言

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‎“你不是認真的吧？”

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‎好，那麼…

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‎之後有緣再相見！

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‎好吧，各位觀眾
‎歡迎觀賞這一場肥皂劇

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‎妳跟班葛羅斯上床了？

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‎-對
‎-感覺如何？

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‎還可以吧，我覺得

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‎-妳有高潮嗎？
‎-沒有

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‎-他呢？
‎-應該有吧

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‎你們用了幾種姿勢？

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‎一種，不然應該要有幾種？

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‎大概四到五種？

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‎《高校十八禁》裡就用了四到五種

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‎妳們覺得小班想和我用那些姿勢嗎？

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‎誰會不想？

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‎我怎麼知道？

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‎姐妹們，我想我不擅長做愛

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‎我根本不知道該把手腳放哪裡

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‎簡直就像戶外宣傳用的氣球人

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‎妳們該看看小班事後的表情

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‎他顯然為我感到丟臉

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‎那你們現在是怎樣？算是交往了嗎？

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‎對啊，妳愛他嗎？

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‎愛他？當然沒有

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‎我只愛我的家人和蜜雪兒歐巴馬

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‎但我的確滿喜歡他

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‎真的很喜歡他

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‎那就傳簡訊給他

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‎同時，在小鎮的另一端
‎小班正在健身房抬腿

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‎利用燃燒大腿肌來宣洩自己的壓力

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‎嗨，我同事想和你打招呼

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‎這個女生

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‎救救我！

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‎好吧，瑪歌還滿可愛的

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‎但妳不是迪薇

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‎天啊，你是德懷特霍華德嗎？

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‎-你好
‎-哇

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‎霍華德先生，我是NBA的超級粉絲

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‎我自己也很喜歡打籃球

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‎雖然不是專業球員
‎也沒有加入球隊，不過…

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‎我幾乎都在家門前面練習

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‎我現在不能跟你合照
‎但祝你有個美好的一天

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‎我完全能理解

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‎我知道你是位忙碌的名人

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‎我很高興今天能在這裡遇見你

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‎因為…

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‎因為我…

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‎小朋友，沒事的

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‎很多人在國中時期都會被霸凌

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‎什麼？國中？

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‎我17歲了

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‎什麼？抱歉，我誤會了

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‎發生了什麼事？告訴我

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‎昨天晚上

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‎我跟心儀的女生度過了初夜

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‎但我卻搞砸了

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‎哇，我可不想跟陌生青少年聊做愛

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‎這是我做人的原則之一

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‎好，只是我們結束之後
‎她什麼話都沒說

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‎顯然她覺得很糟，她起床後就離開了

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‎天啊，太慘了吧

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‎但你沒有朋友或其他可以聊的人嗎？

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‎不，我沒有朋友

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‎好，我應該寫好了，這樣如何？

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‎“嗨，親愛的

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‎你想跟我一起找間連鎖餐廳
‎共享美味的晚餐嗎？”

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‎小法，妳幹嘛？

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‎天啊，我很抱歉

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‎妳寫的簡訊太尷尬，那只是反射動作

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‎對啊，寶貝，妳聽起來太積極了

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‎不要說“親愛的”、不要用驚嘆號

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‎也別找有座位的餐廳

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‎把自己當做克莉絲汀史都華
‎妳覺得她會說什麼？

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‎好

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‎我是克莉絲汀史都華，我超級酷

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‎我的頭髮總是大旁分

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‎我穿短褲去奧斯卡頒獎典禮

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‎我自帶傳簡訊的靈感

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‎“嗨，晚點要在星巴克碰面嗎？”

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‎太完美了

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‎妳從來沒這麼性感過

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‎謝謝，而且我很喜歡這個髮型

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‎那時我才了解，愛是動詞而不是名詞

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‎沒錯，這句話太睿智了

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‎謝謝你聽我傾訴

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‎這樣我們可以做一輩子的朋友吧？

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‎不可以

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‎天啊，是她，她傳簡訊來了

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‎“嗨，晚點要在星巴克碰面嗎？”

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‎不，她在“嗨”後面斷句了

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‎這樣情況不妙，兄弟

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‎真的嗎？

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‎“嗨”

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‎天啊，你說得對，這是壞消息的預告

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‎她約你去星巴克，表示想盡快脫身

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‎我得誠實告訴你，我不覺得她喜歡你

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‎你應該找個不會讓你這麼苦惱的對象

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‎談戀愛應該要輕鬆，讓你感到自信

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‎好，我想也是

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‎我很遺憾，不如這樣吧

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‎為了幫你打起精神

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‎要不要幫你弄兩張湖人隊的VIP票？

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‎不了，謝謝，我其實是快艇隊的球迷

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‎什麼？那我先走了

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‎這傢伙到底是怎樣？
‎根本只是浪費我的時間

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‎他回了

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‎我其實很忙，但謝謝妳的邀約

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‎祝妳暑假愉快

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‎他在跟我開玩笑嗎？

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‎《好想做一次》

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‎劇名：……擺脫處女之身

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‎（三個月後）

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‎呦…各位神明

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‎我就是洛杉磯
‎最虔誠的信徒迪薇威舍庫瑪

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‎我的天，迪薇，妳該禱告
‎而不是模仿DJ卡利唱歌

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‎媽，這就是我禱告的方式

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‎好吧，妳繼續

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‎好

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‎首先，我想謝謝祢們對我爸的關照

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‎請祢們讓他在天堂也能看ESPN

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‎這對我們來說很重要

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‎還有，如果祢們有空
‎請保佑我的大學申請書

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‎我會很感激

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‎這個是最重要的心願

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‎祈禱凱斯博士會願意幫妳寫推薦信

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‎媽，我有在努力
‎不然我今天幹嘛穿得像修女？

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‎我一踏進高級文學課就會問她

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‎沒錯，就像我媽說的
‎有凱斯博士的推薦信一定很加分

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‎所以普林斯頓大學就是我今年的目標

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‎我也想換支新手機

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‎現在這支被我丟去打蜘蛛
‎螢幕裂掉了

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‎好了迪薇，我們的神可不是聖誕老人

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‎但妳知道誰是嗎？

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‎我

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‎媽，妳是認真的嗎？

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‎不敢相信妳買了這麼酷炫的新車給我

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‎卻自己開那台老舊的速霸陸？

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‎不過我的確是很優秀的女兒

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‎所以謝謝妳

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‎新車是我的，那台休旅車給妳

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‎這樣比較合理

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‎我還是非常開心，媽，謝謝妳

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‎現在我只需要去訂一個新車牌
‎註明車主是位“翹臀女孩”

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‎妳想都別想

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‎拿去吧，我愛妳

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‎-開學愉快
‎-謝謝

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‎（亞利桑那州立大學）

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‎大學真的很棒

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‎我的課都很讚，這裡的人也很好

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‎尤其是我的室友狄倫

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‎哇，他連名字都很酷

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‎-狄倫
‎-對

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‎我絕對願意跟他買毒品

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‎兄弟，我很替你高興

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‎對啊，來ASU真的是很棒的決定

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‎我當然不是說留在雪曼橡樹市

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‎留級一年並不好

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‎我不會介意，我很喜歡現在的狀態

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‎艾莉諾和我就像模範校園情侶

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‎-受到不少注目
‎-酷耶

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‎最近還有什麼事嗎？

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‎就像我剛說的，跟艾莉諾約會

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‎學校餐廳開始賣低脂優格了

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‎酷喔

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‎我得掛電話了

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‎祝你第二次高四開學愉快

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‎好，我們再聊

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‎你說真的嗎？好厲害

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‎傑克森，你在跟誰說話？

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‎派克斯頓

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‎你朋友叫派克斯頓？

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‎靠，跟你的名字押韻耶

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‎不，我是…

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‎他只是我家鄉的朋友

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‎-你們剛剛在幹嘛？
‎-兄弟，爛死了

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‎我們不能在我房間開趴了

203
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,192
‎我室友得了疱疹

204
00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:48,362
‎天啊，太慘了，我就說他是個弱雞

205
00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,865
‎我們也可以在這裡開，我其實不介意

206
00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,326
‎我高中時也很常跑趴

207
00:08:54,410 --> 00:08:57,121
‎我經常受邀參加各種派對，所以…

208
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,623
‎對，最好是，但好吧

209
00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,417
‎那我們可以把啤酒桶放在你床上

210
00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:03,586
‎兄弟拜託，這樣太狠了

211
00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:10,050
‎我們終於升上高年級
‎坦白說，我覺得挺棒的

212
00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:12,219
‎妳說的對，我們都有性經驗了

213
00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:16,515
‎剛入學時，法碧歐拉還說
‎這是不可能的任務

214
00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,184
‎妳們的感情也都很穩定

215
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,061
‎小法甚至在跟大學生交往

216
00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:23,731
‎艾迪森帶我去南加大的學生餐廳約會

217
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,025
‎我們點了墨西哥烤肉
‎跟比利時鬆餅分著吃

218
00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,778
‎既然已經做了那件事
‎我接下來就能專心做正事

219
00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:30,779
‎錄取普林斯頓大學

220
00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,948
‎還有讓提摩西夏勒梅追蹤我的IG

221
00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,909
‎我很期待能為機器人隊招募新血

222
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,996
‎艾瑞克說國中有一群書呆子即將入學

223
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,331
‎這對我們意義重大

224
00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,082
‎總而言之

225
00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:45,085
‎我們都已經成為準備就緒
‎且無所畏懼的女人了

226
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,670
‎正如我們想像

227
00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,381
‎靠，小班過來了，快把我藏起來

228
00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,218
‎他走了

229
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,804
‎拜託，妳總得找他談談吧？

230
00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,181
‎我會

231
00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:00,434
‎在我們第20屆高中同學會上
‎跟我性感的老公一起出席的時候

232
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,187
‎就是現在飾演蜘蛛人的那個演員

233
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:06,106
‎噁心，怎麼會有大麻的味道？

234
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,192
‎兄弟，太蠢了吧

235
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,070
‎哇，帥哥區今年看起來不太一樣

236
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,782
‎今年的帥哥區，比較像是蟀哥區

237
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,868
‎去年受歡迎的男生
‎都是一些無害的運動員

238
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:18,952
‎（快加入機器人隊）

239
00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,996
‎今年卻是一些破壞狂跟壞傢伙

240
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,375
‎他們之中最壞的是伊森莫拉萊斯

241
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,794
‎他最出名的，就是曾在眾目睽睽之下

242
00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:30,297
‎在停車場展現
‎足以破壞公物的滑板技巧

243
00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,174
‎以及偶爾會在白天喝酒

244
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:35,052
‎靠，伊森過完暑假是不是變得超帥？

245
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,762
‎他長高了60公分有吧

246
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:41,350
‎對啊，而且他的身體
‎什麼時候看起來那麼好摸了？

247
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,644
‎怎麼了？誰的身體很好摸？

248
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,313
‎我的，因為我正在起疹子

249
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,649
‎寶貝，對不起，疹子聽起來好噁心

250
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,734
‎妳等下要幹嘛？
‎要去露天看臺旁親熱嗎？

251
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,195
‎先不要上二壘好了，我怕被妳傳染

252
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,197
‎我很樂意，但我很忙

253
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,908
‎我和華納老師約了升學諮詢

254
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,993
‎秋季音樂劇的彩排也已經開始

255
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,704
‎是一場節錄自《沙丘》的戲

256
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:02,913
‎你的行程呢？

257
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,125
‎對，我也超級忙

258
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,501
‎我要上課

259
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,170
‎你選了哪些課？
‎我們微積分跟高級文學都同班

260
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:14,007
‎我原本也想上那些課
‎但對我來說太簡單了

261
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,135
‎所以我選了高級四角函數班

262
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,261
‎什麼？

263
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,139
‎我得走了，小聰明們等下圖書館見

264
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,813
‎這位就是瑪莉珍凱斯博士

265
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,732
‎雪曼橡樹高中的傳說

266
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,193
‎非常善於撰寫大學推薦信

267
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,447
‎不過由於她患有嚴重關節炎

268
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,074
‎凱斯博士一年只會寫兩份推薦信

269
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,035
‎而且她非常保守

270
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,664
‎認為青少年應該遵守

271
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,416
‎維多莉亞時代的禮節

272
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,251
‎太離譜了

273
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:53,130
‎迪薇下定決心要得到她的推薦信

274
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,425
‎所以穿著過膝的裙子走向辦公桌

275
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,260
‎凱斯博士，早安

276
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,306
‎我只是想告訴您
‎我很期待今年的高級文學課

277
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,892
‎好，讓我先警告妳
‎在我的班上不准使用平板電腦

278
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:08,061
‎我們用傳統的方式閱讀
‎那些長滿灰塵、讓人打噴嚏的書

279
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,980
‎如果我是妳，就會事先吃抗過敏藥

280
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,857
‎好，我真的很期待

281
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,111
‎也許是我比較傳統
‎不過我只是想把這個給妳

282
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,575
‎梨子禮盒？真是太棒了

283
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,329
‎迪薇，這是一份很份優雅的禮物

284
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,663
‎我想告訴妳

285
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,792
‎我很高興看到妳這個年齡的現代女孩

286
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,961
‎穿著打扮不像監獄牆上的海報女郎

287
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:33,921
‎那當然

288
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,964
‎唯一能看到我腹部的人

289
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,300
‎只有我未來的丈夫或腸胃科醫生

290
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:44,681
‎我很希望妳能夠考慮
‎幫我寫一份傳奇推薦信

291
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,642
‎這點還有待觀察

292
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,479
‎但我看得出來，妳很有機會

293
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,900
‎在成功和凱斯博士周旋後

294
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,027
‎迪薇感到自己勝券在望

295
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,489
‎於是她決定當個成熟的大人
‎走過去和小班打招呼

296
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,950
‎有時，當事情不如意

297
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,952
‎我們仍能從中優雅的學習

298
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:08,038
‎就像1980年
‎我在溫布敦中輸給比約恩博格

299
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,415
‎那並不是我想要的結果

300
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,918
‎但我能怎麼辦？我仍舊很喜歡那傢伙

301
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,920
‎迪薇也是這麼想的

302
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,005
‎她和小班可以克服…

303
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,507
‎這個

304
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,259
‎這是怎麼回事？

305
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,427
‎小班跟瑪歌在一起了？

306
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,264
‎這和我與比約恩博格的情況完全不同

307
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,140
‎這傢伙的膽子也太大了

308
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,684
‎迪薇，等等

309
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,936
‎搞什麼？你在跟瑪歌交往？

310
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:31,854
‎我…

311
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,564
‎對，沒錯

312
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,983
‎你真的太扯了

313
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,026
‎你奪走我的童貞後

314
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,736
‎整個暑假不理我

315
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,531
‎現在卻在學校炫耀你的新女友？

316
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,533
‎我以為那只是一夜情

317
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,369
‎因為妳完事後就直接閃人了

318
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,412
‎我沒有閃人

319
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,789
‎妳有，而且還對我比了手指槍

320
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,125
‎對，那也是因為你說要幫我叫車

321
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,295
‎我那麼說是因為妳什麼都沒說
‎而且看起來很不自在

322
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,880
‎隨便，我有傳訊息給你

323
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:01,133
‎但顯然你只把我當成普通的一夜情

324
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,427
‎結束之後就隨便找個人取暖

325
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,636
‎妳剛剛說我什麼？

326
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,306
‎抱歉，我們正在談私事

327
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,726
‎聽起來不像是私事
‎妳只是對著我男友大叫

328
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,105
‎聽到“男友”這個詞
‎以及他們看似穩定的關係

329
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,899
‎讓迪薇感到心如刀割

330
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:21,028
‎迪薇受傷時
‎並非每次都會做出正確的決定

331
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:24,531
‎妳該知道，在你們交往前
‎小班和我就上過床了

332
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,116
‎所以妳大概會想甩掉他

333
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,410
‎其實他已經告訴我了

334
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,037
‎而且我不懂為何需要在意？

335
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,290
‎我不認為這是需要公開探討的話題

336
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,752
‎他比較喜歡找誰取暖
‎應該很明顯了，絕對不是妳的

337
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,671
‎很好，沒錯，我太替妳開心了

338
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:43,383
‎祝妳和班葛羅斯割過包皮的老二
‎過上幸福快樂的生活

339
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,968
‎對，各位沒聽錯

340
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,638
‎我可是近距離親眼見證過！

341
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,935
‎我的天啊，凱斯博士！

342
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,063
‎天啊，迪薇殺了那個老太太

343
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,773
‎太棒了，妳開心了嗎？

344
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,774
‎看看妳做了什麼

345
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,317
‎我？我真該踹妳一腳

346
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,613
‎威舍庫瑪、拉莫斯，立刻來我辦公室

347
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,200
‎誰快幫凱斯醫生叫護理人員來

348
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,370
‎我只想釐清狀況

349
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,915
‎妳們互相叫囂，是為了班葛羅斯？

350
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,124
‎-對
‎-沒錯

351
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,753
‎這間學校只有一位班葛羅斯

352
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,630
‎好，聽著

353
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,174
‎雪曼橡樹高中絕不忍受暴力

354
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,134
‎暴力威脅採取零容忍政策

355
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,095
‎瑪歌，立刻跟迪薇道歉

356
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,640
‎我不能留校察看或是打掃廁所嗎？

357
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,183
‎除了道歉，我什麼都願意做

358
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,435
‎聽著，我知道迪薇有多煩人

359
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,313
‎妳無法想像我這幾年
‎咬牙忍了多少不該說的話

360
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,482
‎-什麼？
‎-就說妳很抱歉

361
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,067
‎好吧

362
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,361
‎儘管妳的舉止非常沒禮貌

363
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,738
‎但我也不該恐嚇要踢妳屁股

364
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,573
‎雖然我很容易就能達成

365
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,367
‎好，很棒，妳們可以離開了

366
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,577
‎什麼，就這樣？她字裡行間都是侮辱

367
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,620
‎迪薇，去上課

368
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,251
‎好酷的手冊，會用在什麼地方？

369
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,504
‎是那種會在半夜
‎把人抓上車的紀律訓練營嗎？

370
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,630
‎我有體驗過

371
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,799
‎不，傻瓜，是華納小姐給我的

372
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,927
‎這些是所有頂尖戲劇學院的資料

373
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,347
‎小艾，這間是倫敦皇家戲劇藝術學院

374
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,308
‎妳就可以變成
‎《柏捷頓家族》裡那些上空女

375
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,645
‎糟糕了，川特
‎看來她很快就會想升級了

376
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,815
‎我不會

377
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,693
‎如果我搬去倫敦時，我們還在一起

378
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,777
‎你可以跟我一起去

379
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,113
‎什麼叫做“如果”我們還在一起？

380
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,322
‎你懂我的意思

381
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,200
‎那是一年後才會發生的事
‎誰知道會怎樣？

382
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,704
‎（機器人隊：機器人就是未來）

383
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,914
‎機器人就是未來

384
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,500
‎是程式碼和創新的碰撞，非常有趣

385
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,211
‎我們為自己打造的友情感到驕傲

386
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,464
‎無論是與人或是機器

387
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,634
‎機器人隊就是“模範隊伍”

388
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,053
‎參加的人好多

389
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,637
‎他們是一群各式各樣的…

390
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,057
‎男孩

391
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:56,600
‎都是男生

392
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,853
‎我就直接講重點吧
‎我們就是校內的搖滾巨星

393
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,563
‎我們給予機器生命

394
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,774
‎機器人技術不適合弱者

395
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,317
‎若是先天心臟就弱該怎麼辦？

396
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,777
‎那只是一種比喻

397
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,278
‎這裡很多人都有心臟問題

398
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:12,199
‎那就請各位一邊享受茶點
‎一邊了解我們的厲害之處

399
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:17,079
‎艾瑞克，今天來的都是男生
‎你不覺得很奇怪嗎？

400
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,707
‎也許是因為就統計來說，男生比較…

401
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,960
‎暫停，我已經被你未說完的話冒犯了

402
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:27,047
‎托勒斯，男生就是
‎比女生更喜歡這種東西

403
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,257
‎所以妳是隊上唯一的女生這點很酷

404
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,509
‎妳很特別

405
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,303
‎但法碧歐拉並不覺得自己特別

406
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,805
‎她覺得很奇怪

407
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,182
‎另一邊，在環球市

408
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:41,186
‎迪薇的治療師萊恩醫生
‎剛開始她期盼已久的休息時間

409
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,438
‎她正在享受自己最喜歡的兩個東西

410
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,650
‎地瓜薯條和衣服型錄

411
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,945
‎哇，這個壁燈真漂亮

412
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,906
‎萊恩醫生，暫停手邊的動作

413
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:53,824
‎我需要妳

414
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,828
‎諮商還有一個小時才開始
‎現在是我的午休時間

415
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,955
‎醫生，我等不了
‎小班交了一個賤貨女友

416
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,375
‎好吧，我們直接開始

417
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:08,171
‎妳幹嘛在乎小班
‎跟一個妳不喜歡的女孩交往？

418
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,924
‎因為瑪歌很糟糕，他值得更好的對象

419
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,467
‎所以我當眾揭穿她的真面目

420
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,763
‎迪薇，妳就算承認
‎對小班還有感覺也沒關係

421
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,682
‎什麼？這就是妳所得到的結論？

422
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,478
‎我的意思是，你們共享了
‎非常私密的回憶

423
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:26,064
‎但他卻拋棄了妳

424
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,566
‎他沒有…

425
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,987
‎-我已經對他沒感覺了
‎-妳確定嗎？

426
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:37,909
‎我知道我顯然就像和男生上過一次床

427
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,078
‎就陷入戀愛的瘋狂青少女

428
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,582
‎大家都會說：“快忘掉吧
‎他根本不在乎妳”

429
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,501
‎但我只是…

430
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,669
‎很難過？

431
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,546
‎對

432
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,840
‎寶貝

433
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,217
‎我怎麼了？

434
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,596
‎為什麼小班跟我上床後
‎會選擇不要我？

435
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,473
‎妳完全沒有問題

436
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,936
‎現在我只看到一位
‎聰明又漂亮的年輕小姐

437
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,856
‎我並不是指女權主義所主張的

438
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,941
‎“每個女人都很美”的那種美

439
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,818
‎而是真正的美

440
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,738
‎妳很特別，迪薇

441
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,699
‎-是嗎？
‎-那當然

442
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,826
‎不然我怎麼會讓妳一直來？

443
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,286
‎小妞，妳快把我逼瘋了

444
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,622
‎謝了，醫生

445
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,042
‎聽著，妳大可生小班的氣

446
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,044
‎他對妳做的事很無情

447
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:33,215
‎但妳千萬不能發洩在他的新女友身上

448
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,135
‎好嗎？女人總是想把氣
‎出在另一位女人身上

449
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,554
‎但其實大部分的時候都是男人的錯

450
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,765
‎對，因為對女人生氣比較容易

451
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,516
‎因為我們知道彼此會做哪些事情

452
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,437
‎萊恩醫生，我知道妳是對的
‎但我還是非常嫉妒

453
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,232
‎妳知道我覺得做什麼會更有幫助嗎？

454
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:52,901
‎好好發洩

455
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,530
‎把妳想對這位女孩
‎說的難聽話全部寫下來

456
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,199
‎好好釋放妳的怒氣

457
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,785
‎來吧，把筆記本拿出來
‎妳能想到什麼？

458
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:07,415
‎“享受我用過的東西吧，妳這壞女人”

459
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,961
‎好，沒問題，全部寫出來

460
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,004
‎既然妳已經開始消化

461
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,049
‎妳之後能夠成熟的面對她嗎？

462
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,008
‎我可以

463
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,053
‎但這個應該會寫很久

464
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,021
‎在亞利桑那州立大學裡

465
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:35,110
‎派克斯頓霍爾吉田
‎正在初次體驗在喝酒狂歡趴上

466
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,653
‎覺得自己像遜咖的感覺

467
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,074
‎老兄，拜託你吐在垃圾桶裡！

468
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,367
‎你是認真的嗎？

469
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,203
‎謝謝

470
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,663
‎你玩得開心嗎？

471
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,748
‎這就是我在這場派對的亮點

472
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,251
‎什麼？我沒聽到

473
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,838
‎跟妳一起清理嘔吐物
‎就是這場派對的亮點…

474
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,214
‎對我來說

475
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,842
‎天啊，快住手！

476
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,053
‎好噁心

477
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:12,188
‎我們買了玉米要藏在褲子裡
‎就能讓別人以為這是我們的雞雞

478
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,815
‎我愛高中生活

479
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,953
‎嗨，瑪歌？妳現在有空嗎？

480
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:27,871
‎其實沒有

481
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,707
‎因為我正在努力避開一位神經病

482
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,543
‎聽著，真的很抱歉我說了那些話

483
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,712
‎小班喜歡妳也不是妳的錯

484
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,257
‎我只是很受傷，所以控制不住自己

485
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,135
‎但這是我的錯，不是妳的問題

486
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,180
‎哇，謝了

487
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,806
‎謝謝妳這麼說

488
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,352
‎那…我們兩個沒事了？

489
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:55,357
‎好，雖然說我從沒自願
‎跟一個大書呆子做過朋友，不過…

490
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,441
‎喂！

491
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,151
‎搞什麼？

492
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,572
‎這是什麼？

493
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,617
‎“新聞快報：古怪的眼妝
‎也無法改變個性”

494
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:06,785
‎瑪歌，別看了

495
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,788
‎“小班會喜歡她
‎大概只因為她超級放蕩隨便”

496
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,540
‎那只是為了放下憤怒做的練習罷了

497
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,209
‎很好，現在換我生氣了

498
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,836
‎妳真是個混蛋，妳知道嗎？

499
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:19,923
‎迪薇，快過來

500
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,550
‎新的帥哥區告訴我川特中槍了

501
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,010
‎快來

502
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,514
‎借過，他在哪裡？是誰開的槍？

503
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,935
‎愛神，邱比特

504
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,942
‎艾莉諾，重讀一年

505
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,070
‎是我人生遇到最美好的事

506
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,156
‎艾瑞克的低音號太大聲了，我聽不到

507
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,367
‎好，你可以停下來了

508
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,369
‎我剛才說到哪裡？

509
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,580
‎留級是你人生遇到最美好的事

510
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,457
‎對，謝謝，土狼妹

511
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,169
‎因為我意識到
‎我想妳共度無限的時光

512
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,590
‎艾莉諾，中間名，王

513
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,843
‎妳願意嫁給我嗎？

514
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:07,679
‎我不要

515
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,523
‎妳害我很丟臉

516
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:22,402
‎剛剛比我的頭髮在上課時
‎被捲入電風扇還要丟臉

517
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,654
‎你怎麼會想要跟我求婚？

518
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,989
‎我們還只是小孩子

519
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:29,659
‎不能擅自決定人生大事，川特

520
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,245
‎誰知道我們一年後人會在哪？

521
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,496
‎我知道我會在哪

522
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,499
‎就在雪曼橡樹市，遊手好閒

523
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,172
‎自從我們交往後
‎我就知道我配不上妳

524
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:45,717
‎現在我覺得自己
‎好像在勉強抓著一顆流星

525
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,218
‎燒得我手心發燙

526
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,723
‎如果我們不能永遠在一起
‎那我就必須放妳自由

527
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,517
‎我不想跟你分手

528
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,353
‎拖得越久，我只會越慘

529
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,323
‎這個給妳

530
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:17,624
‎迪薇

531
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,168
‎我聽說妳跟瑪歌之間的事了

532
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,505
‎我寫的東西只是心理諮商時的練習

533
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,841
‎我正打算去大罵治療師
‎並把她告上法院，求償幾百萬

534
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,136
‎對，雖然很慘，但我也有錯

535
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:32,889
‎對不起

536
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,059
‎-真的？
‎-沒錯，我那天不該放妳鴿子

537
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,229
‎我知道我外表看起來放蕩不羈

538
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,647
‎大概很有性經驗…

539
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:41,689
‎我從來沒那樣想過

540
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:44,359
‎但我之所以那天沒跟妳見面，是因為

541
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,445
‎我對於自己的笨拙感到丟臉

542
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,031
‎那也是我的第一次

543
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:54,077
‎好吧，這樣就完全說得通了

544
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,994
‎對

545
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,455
‎好吧，我很難過

546
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:02,252
‎因為我以為我們會進一步發展

547
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,963
‎對，我也是

548
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,215
‎迪薇，但問題在於

549
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,551
‎那晚讓我發現我們不該在一起

550
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:13,805
‎什麼？但青少年電影裡
‎說大部分人的初夜都很糟糕

551
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,100
‎你的老二也沒有卡在派或毒藤裡

552
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,060
‎最近太常提我兄弟的事情了

553
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,270
‎可以跳過嗎？

554
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:21,354
‎好

555
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,648
‎我想我們都沒有安全感又好強

556
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,692
‎繼續下去只會互相傷害

557
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,611
‎我的好朋友德懷特霍華德

558
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,363
‎上次和我碰面時說

559
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,616
‎我需要一個能讓我覺得

560
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:38,037
‎該怎麼說…比較放鬆
‎或是讓我感到開心的人

561
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,374
‎這是我需要的，妳也應該擁有

562
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:42,333
‎我可以做到

563
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,501
‎不，妳不行

564
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,629
‎所以我才會跟瑪歌交往

565
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:50,967
‎她的每一個細胞
‎都想跳出來證明他是錯的

566
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:55,013
‎但這並不是分組報告
‎或模擬聯合國中的辯論

567
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,181
‎這是愛情

568
00:25:57,265 --> 00:26:01,144
‎所以迪薇聽到自己說了
‎她從未想過自己會說出口的話

569
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:03,771
‎我接受

570
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,399
‎好

571
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,651
‎我真心覺得這樣對彼此都好

572
00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:11,237
‎明天見

573
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,785
‎高中最後一年的開始並不如她所想

574
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:21,998
‎但至少迪薇可以回到車上
‎盡情播放愛黛兒的悲傷…

575
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:22,915
‎（臭婊子）

576
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:23,833
‎歌曲

577
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,711
‎搞什麼…

578
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:17,762
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