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[upbeat music playing]

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[McEnroe] This is the house
where Devi Vishwakumar lost her virginity.

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This is the outfit she wore.

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This is the dinner she ate.

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The point is
that after wanting to do it forever,

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Devi had finally had sex, and it was--

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Oh hell, they seem awkward.

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Well, we did it.

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Yep.

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We had sex.

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Mm-hmm.

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You were inside of me.

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[smacking lips] I was.

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Ben Gross was inside of me.

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It's weird that you're talking about me
in the third person while I'm here.

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Um, sorry. Sorry.

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So…

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-So…
-Mmm.

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[McEnroe] Ben, say something nice.

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Something supportive.

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Um…

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[McEnroe] Anything.

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I-- I guess if there's nothing else,
I should hit the hay.

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Can I call you an Uber?

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Oh.

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No, I'm good. But, yeah, I should bounce.

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[McEnroe] Hit the hay?

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Hit the freaking hay?

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Ben, to quote the title
of my own bestselling memoir,

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you cannot be serious.

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Okay, well, uh…

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[snaps fingers]
…catch you on the flippity flip.

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[McEnroe] Well, my friends,
welcome to the shit show.

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[both] You had sex with Ben Gross?

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-Yes.
-How was it?

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Okay, I think.

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-Did you have an orgasm?
-No.

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-Did he?
-I think so.

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-How many positions did you do?
-One.

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-How many were we supposed to do?
-I think like four to five.

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They definitely do four to five
on Euphoria.

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Do you think Ben wanted
to have Euphoria sex?

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I mean, who doesn't?

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[Devi] How was I supposed to know that?

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Guys, I think I'm bad at sex.

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I had no idea
what to do with my legs or arms.

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I was like the inflatable balloon man
at a tire store.

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You should have seen
the look on Ben's face afterwards.

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He was clearly embarrassed for me.

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Well, what's the deal with you two now?
Like, are you together?

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Yeah. Do you love him?

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Love him? Of course not.
I only love my family and Michelle Obama.

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[inhales deeply]

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But I do like him.

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Like, really, really like him.

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Then you need to text him.

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[groans]

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[McEnroe] Meanwhile, across the Valley,
Ben was dealing with his stress

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by burning out his quads
with some hardcore leg curls.

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[phone chimes]

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[Margot] Hey, my coworker wanted
to say hi.

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[McEnroe] Ugh. This girl.

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[Margot] Save me!

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[McEnroe] All right, Margot,
that was kind of cute,

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but you're still not Devi.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Oh my God. Are… Are you Dwight Howard?

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-Hey there.
-[Ben] Wow.

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Mr. Howard, I'm like the hugest NBA fan.

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You know,
I actually play a little ball myself.

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Not professionally,
or, like, on any team, but, uh…

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Mostly in my driveway.

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Well, I can't take pictures right now,
but, uh, have a good day.

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No, look, I get it.

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I know you're a busy celebrity,

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but I'm glad
that I met you here today, because, um…

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[clicks tongue] Uh… Because…
Well, because, um…

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[Dwight] Hey, little dude,
it's gonna be okay.

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Kids get bullied all the time
in middle school.

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What? Middle school?

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I'm 17.

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What? I'm sorry, my bad.

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What's up? Talk to me.

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It's just last night,

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I had sex with someone
I really care about for the first time,

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and it was… really bad.

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Whoa, I don't wanna talk
to a random teenager about sex.

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That's kinda like
one of the rules I have for myself.

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Okay, it's just that after we were done,
she didn't say anything.

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Like, it was so clear
that she thought it sucked. She…

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She got up and sprinted out.

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Damn. That's messed up.

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But do you have any friends
or someone you could talk to about this?

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No, I don't have any friends.

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[pleasant music playing]

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Okay, I think I got it.
How does this sound?

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"Hey, lover,

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wanna skeet up to the Cheesecake Fac
and split an egg roll sampler?" Hmm?

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Ow! Fab, what the hell?

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Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

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That text was just so lame.
It was a reflex.

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Yeah, babe, you seem a little thirsty.

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No "lover," no exclamation points,
no sit-down restaurants.

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Pretend you're Kristen Stewart.
What would she text?

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Hmm. Okay. [sighs]

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I'm Kristen Stewart. I'm cool as hell.

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My hair is always half-swept over my head.

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I wear shorts to the Oscars.

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Texts just fall out of me.

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[groovy music playing]

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"Hey. Wanna meet up later at Starbucks?"

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That was perfection.

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You have never been sexier.

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Thank you. And I like my hair like this.

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And that's when I realized
love is a verb, not just a noun.

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Yes. Wow, that is so wise.

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And thank you
for letting me confide in you.

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I guess this makes us
friends for life, huh?

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[chuckles] No.

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[phone chimes]

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Oh my God, it's her. She texted.

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"Hey. Wanna meet up later at Starbucks?"

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No, she put a period after "hey."

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That's not good, bro.

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Really?

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"Hey."

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Oh my God, you're right.
It's a lead-up to bad news.

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And she's taking you to Starbucks.
She's trying to get out of there fast.

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I'm gonna level with you.
I don't really think she's into you.

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You should try to find somebody

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who's not gonna have
your head spinning like this.

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A relationship should be easy,
and you should feel confident.

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Yeah, I… I guess.

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I'm sorry. You know what?
Just to make you feel better,

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what if I got you tickets courtside
to the Lakers game?

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Oh, no, thanks.
I'm actually a Clippers fan.

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What? I gotta go.

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[scoffs]

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What is wrong with you, dude?
You're just wasting my time.

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[sighs]

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-[sighs]
-[phone pings]

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-He texted back.
-[gasps]

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[Ben] I'm actually pretty busy,
but thanks for the invite.

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Have a great summer.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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["You're My Future"
by Rosie Thorne playing]

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♪ I wanna help you out ♪

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[Devi] Yo, yo, yo, my gods,

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it's Devi Vishwakumar,
your dopest disciple in the 91403.

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Oh good Lord, this is a prayer, Devi,
not DJ Khaled intro'ing a new song.

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Mom, this is just how
me and my deities do.

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Fine, fine, continue.

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Okay. [sighs]

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First, I'd like to thank you
for taking care of my dad

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and making sure
he has ESPN on repeat up in heaven.

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It means a lot to us.

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Also, if you have the time
to please bless my college application,

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that would be awesome.

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That is the most important thing.

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Devi, pray that Dr. Keyes
is willing to write your recommendation.

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I'm on it, Mom. Why do you think
I'm dressed like a nun today?

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I'm gonna ask her first thing in AP Lit.

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Yeah, like my mom said,
a rec from Dr. Keyes would be sick.

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So obviously Princeton
is numero uno in our priorities this year,

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but also would love a new phone.

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The front of mine got cracked
when I threw it at a spider.

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Okay, Devi, our gods are not Santa Claus.

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But do you know who is?

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Me.

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[Devi] Mom, are you kidding me?

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I can't believe you got me
a hot-ass new car,

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and you're gonna keep driving
the dumpy old Subaru.

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I mean, I am a pretty great daughter,
so thank you.

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The new car is mine.

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-[door unlocks]
-You get the Forester.

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That makes more sense.

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Well, I'm still psyched as hell.
Thanks, Mom.

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Now all I need to do is order
a vanity plate that says "Dat Ass"

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Over my dead body.

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Here you go. I love you. Mmm… [kisses]

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-Have a great first day.
-Thank you.

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[upbeat music playing]

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College is amazing, bro.

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My classes are incredible,
and the people here are awesome,

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especially my roommate, Dylan.

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Oh, even his name is cool.

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-Dylan.
-Yeah.

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I'd so buy drugs from him.

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Yo, I'm so happy for you, man.

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[Paxton] Yeah, coming to ASU
was such a great decision.

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Not that staying in Sherman Oaks

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and doing senior year over again
isn't also great too.

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Oh, no offense taken. I'm in, like,
a really good place right now.

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Eleanor and I are like the it couple.

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-It's pretty high prof.
-[Paxton] Cool.

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-So what else is going on?
-[Trent] Uh…

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Like I said, uh, dating Eleanor.

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Um… Oh!

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They started selling Go-Gurts
in the cafeteria.

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-Cool.
-[indistinct chatter]

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Oh, uh, gotta go.

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Good luck on the second first day
of senior year.

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-All right, see you later, man.
-[boy 1] Are you serious? That blows.

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Yo, Jackson. Who you talking to?

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It's, uh, Paxton.

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Your friend's name is Paxton?

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-Shit, that rhymes with your name.
-[both chuckle]

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No, I… I'm--

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[scoffs] It's just a friend from home.

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-What are you guys up to?
-It sucks, bro.

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The rager in my room is a no-go.
My roommate has mono.

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Dude, that sucks.
Told you he was a pussy for getting mono.

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We could do it here.
I mean, I'd be cool with that.

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I used to party a lot in high school.

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I was, like, constantly getting invited
to parties and stuff, so…

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[boy 1] Yeah, okay.
Sure you were. But all right.

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-We can put the keg on your bed.
-[boy 2] Damn, bro, that's cold.

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Well, we're finally seniors, and honestly,
I think we're doing pretty great.

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You're right. We've all had sex,

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which freshman year, Fabiola calculated
was statistically impossible.

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And you guys
are both in two great relationships.

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Fab's even dating a college kid.

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Addison and I already went on a date
at the USC dining hall.

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We split fajitas and a Belgian waffle.

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Huh. Well, now that I've done the deed,
I can focus on what's important.

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Getting into Princeton

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and getting Timothée Chalamet
to follow me on Insta.

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And I am so excited to recruit new kids
for the robotics team.

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Eric says there's a big crop of nerds
coming from the middle school,

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which is huge for us.

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Huh. Well, all in all,

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I think we've really grown into being
the poised, fearless women

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we always dreamed we'd be.

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Oh, shit, there's Ben. Hide me.

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[school bell ringing]

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He's gone.

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Dude, you gotta talk to him at some point.

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And I will,

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at our 20th high school reunion when
I show up with my smoking hot husband.

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Whatever actor's playing
the most current Spider-Man.

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-[Eleanor and Fabiola] Mmm.
-Ew. Why does it reek of weed?

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-[boy 1] Yo, that's stupid, bro.
-[boy 2 chuckles]

243
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:11,070
Whoa, the Hot Pocket
looks different this year.

244
00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,782
[McEnroe] This year, the Hot Pocket
was more like the High Pocket.

245
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:18,661
Last year, the popular boys
were harmless jocks.

246
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,996
Now it was burnouts and bad boys,

247
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,375
and the baddest of them all
was Ethan Morales.

248
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,794
He was known
for holding court in the parking lot

249
00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:30,297
where he did property-damaging
skateboard tricks

250
00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,174
and occasionally day drank.

251
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:35,052
Holy shit, did Ethan get smoking hot
over the summer?

252
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,762
He grew like two feet.

253
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:41,350
Yeah. When did his torso get so claw-able?

254
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,644
What's up? Whose torso is claw-able?

255
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,313
Uh, mine. Because I have a rash.

256
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,649
I'm sorry, babe, that sounds really gross.

257
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,734
What you up to?
Wanna go make out by the bleachers?

258
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,195
Maybe not second base.
'Cause I don't wanna catch your rash.

259
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,197
I'd love to, but I'm so busy.

260
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,908
I have my meeting with Ms. Warner,
the college counselor,

261
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,993
and we start rehearsals
for the fall musical,

262
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,704
a stage adaptation of Dune.

263
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,164
-What's your schedule like?
-Uh…

264
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,125
Yeah, I'm super busy too,

265
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,501
with classes.

266
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,170
Oh, what are you taking?
We're all in BC Calc and AP Lit.

267
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:14,007
Oh, I wanted to take those classes,
but they just sounded too easy for me,

268
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,135
so I'm in BP Frigonometry.

269
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,261
What?

270
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,139
I gotta jet. But I'll see you
fellow eggheads in study hall later.

271
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,849
[pleasant music playing]

272
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,016
[school bell ringing]

273
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,813
[McEnroe] And there she was,
Dr. Mary Jean Keyes,

274
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,732
a legend at Sherman Oaks High

275
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,193
for writing the most incredible
college recommendations.

276
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,447
But due to Dr. Keyes's
crippling arthritis,

277
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,074
she only wrote two recommendations a year.

278
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:42,035
She was also extremely conservative,

279
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,622
and believed that teenagers should adhere
to the rules of propriety

280
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,374
from the Victorian era.

281
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,251
Outrageous.

282
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,130
[McEnroe] Devi was determined
to grab one of those recs,

283
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,425
so she walked her knee-length kilt
right over to that desk.

284
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,260
Good morning, Dr. Keyes.

285
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,805
I just wanted to say
how excited I am for AP Lit this year.

286
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,892
Well, I'll warn you,
we don't use tablets in my class.

287
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:08,061
We read the old-fashioned way
from dusty books that make you sneeze.

288
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,980
I'd take a Claritin if I were you.

289
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,857
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.

290
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,904
This might be old-fashioned of me,
but I just wanted to give you these.

291
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,575
[Dr. Keyes] Harry & David pears?
How wonderful.

292
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,329
Devi, this really is an elegant gift.

293
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,792
And if I may, I am so pleased
to see a young girl this day and age

294
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,961
not dressed like a pinup poster
in a prison cell.

295
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:33,921
Of course.

296
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,964
The only person
that needs to see my midriff

297
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,300
is my future husband
or my gastroenterologist.

298
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,593
[both laugh]

299
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:40,636
[sighs]

300
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:44,681
I do hope that you would consider me
for one of your legendary recommendations.

301
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,642
Oh, that remains to be seen,

302
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,479
but I can tell already
you're on the right track.

303
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,648
[upbeat music playing]

304
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,900
[McEnroe] After the triumph
with Dr. Keyes,

305
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,027
Devi felt like she was on a roll,

306
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,489
and so she decided to do
the mature thing and talk to Ben.

307
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:05,035
Sometimes, when things don't go your way,
you can still be graceful and learn.

308
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,038
Like when I lost to Björn Borg
at Wimbledon in 1980.

309
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,415
It wasn't how I wanted it to work out.

310
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,876
But what can I say? I still love the guy.

311
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,962
And that's how Devi felt.

312
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,005
She and Ben would get past…

313
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,507
-…this.
-[music ends]

314
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,884
What the actual F?

315
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,302
Ben was with Margot?

316
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,681
This is not like me and Björn Borg at all.

317
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,224
-The balls on this guy.
-[Devi scoffs]

318
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,684
-[school bell ringing]
-Devi, wait.

319
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,936
What the hell? You're with Margot?

320
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,312
I… [sighs]

321
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,564
Yes, I am.

322
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,983
[sighs] I cannot believe you.

323
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,736
You ignored me all summer,
after you took my virginity.

324
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,948
And now you come to school flaunting
your new girlfriend right in my face?

325
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,533
I assumed it was a one-time thing,

326
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,369
especially because of the way
you bolted out of my room right afterward.

327
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,412
I didn't bolt.

328
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,789
Yes, you did, and you did finger guns.

329
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,125
Yeah, only after you said
you'd call me an Uber?

330
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,295
I said that because you weren't saying
anything and you looked uncomfortable.

331
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,880
Whatever. I texted you.

332
00:13:57,963 --> 00:14:01,633
But apparently, one pretty mediocre bang
was all you wanted from me

333
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,427
before you moved on to the next warm body.

334
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,636
What'd you just call me?

335
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,306
[exhales] I'm sorry. We're in the middle
of a private conversation.

336
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,726
It doesn't sound private.
You're screaming at my boyfriend.

337
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,022
[McEnroe] Hearing the word "boyfriend,"
and how official it made them sound

338
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,482
was like a dagger in Devi's heart.

339
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:21,028
And when Devi was hurt,
she did not always make smart choices.

340
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:24,531
Yeah, you should know that Ben and I
had sex before you guys got together,

341
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,116
so you might wanna dump his ass.

342
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,037
Actually, he did tell me that,
and I'm not sure why I should care.

343
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,290
I… I think this is escalating
in an unnecessarily public way.

344
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,752
Also, I think it's pretty clear which
warm body he wanted, and it wasn't yours.

345
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,671
-[students groan]
-Great. Yeah, couldn't be happier for you.

346
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:43,383
You know what? I hope you have a nice life
riding Ben Gross's circumcised dick.

347
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,638
Yeah, that's right, people,
I've seen it up close and personal.

348
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,722
[Dr. Keyes groaning]

349
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,599
[students gasp]

350
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,935
Oh my God! Dr. Keyes!

351
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,063
Dude, Devi just killed that old lady.

352
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,774
Great. Are you happy now?
Look what you did.

353
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,317
Me? I should kick your ass!

354
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,571
Miss Vishwakumar, Miss Ramos,
to my office now.

355
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,114
[Dr. Keyes groaning]

356
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,617
[Principal Grubbs]
And someone get the nurse for Dr. Keyes.

357
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,370
Just so I'm completely clear on this,

358
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,915
you two are threatening
to beat each other up over Ben Gross?

359
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,124
-Yes.
-That's right.

360
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,753
Yeah, there's only one Ben Gross
in this school.

361
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,174
Okay, look, Sherman Oaks High
has a zero-tolerance policy

362
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,134
against violence or threats of violence.

363
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,971
Margot, you need to apologize
to Devi immediately.

364
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,640
Can't I just get detention,
or, like, clean some toilets?

365
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,183
I'll literally do anything else.

366
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,435
Look, I know how annoying Devi can be.

367
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,313
Lord knows I've had to bite my tongue
over the years.

368
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,482
-Uh-- What?
-Just say you're sorry.

369
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,150
Fine. [sighs]

370
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,361
Even though you acted like a skank,

371
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,738
it was not cool
to threaten to kick your ass.

372
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:48,532
Which I could've done easily.

373
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,367
Okay, wonderful. You're dismissed.

374
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,577
Whoa, that's it? That was mostly insults.

375
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,620
Devi, go to class.

376
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:54,955
[upbeat music playing]

377
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,373
[indistinct chatter]

378
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,251
Cool brochures. What are they for?

379
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,794
One of those disciplinary bootcamps

380
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,630
that throws you in a van
in the middle of the night? Been there.

381
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,799
No, silly, Ms. Warner gave them to me.

382
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,927
They're info
on all the best acting conservatories.

383
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,305
Whoa, El, this one's from the Royal
Academy of Dramatic Art in London.

384
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,142
[gasps] You could be one of those
topless ladies on Bridgerton.

385
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,645
[laughs] Damn, Trent, looks like
she's gonna wanna upgrade soon.

386
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,605
[school bell ringing]

387
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:21,857
No, I won't. [chuckles]

388
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,609
If I move to London,
and you and I are still together,

389
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,777
you can come with me.

390
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,113
What do you mean if we're still together?

391
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,322
You know what I mean.

392
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,200
That's, like, a year away.
Who knows what could happen?

393
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,952
[upbeat music playing]

394
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,914
Robotics is the future.

395
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,500
It's where coding meets innovation,
and it's fun.

396
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:45,380
We are so proud of the friendships
that we've made, both human and droid.

397
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,800
Robotics team is #SquadGoals.

398
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,053
-[students] Oh.
-This is such a great turnout.

399
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,637
What a diverse group of…

400
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,847
[indistinct chatter]

401
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,057
…boys.

402
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:56,600
All boys.

403
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,853
Let's cut to the chase.
We are the rock stars of the school.

404
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,563
We bring machines to life.

405
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,774
Robotics is not for the weak of heart.

406
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,777
-What if we have medically weak hearts?
-Oh, I was speaking figuratively.

407
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,278
Many of us have heart issues.

408
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:12,199
So please enjoy the refreshments
and learning about our awesomeness.

409
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:17,079
Eric, everyone who showed up is a guy.
Isn't that kinda weird?

410
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,707
[scoffs] Well, that's probably because
statistically men are more--

411
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,960
Stop. I'm already offended by however
you're going to finish that sentence.

412
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:27,047
Torres, guys just tend to like this stuff
more than girls.

413
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,509
That's why it's so cool you're
the only girl on the team. You're special.

414
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:34,805
[McEnroe] But Fabiola didn't feel special,
she felt weird.

415
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,182
Meanwhile, in Studio City,

416
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:41,186
Devi's therapist, Dr. Ryan,
had just started her long-awaited break,

417
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,438
enjoying the two things she liked most,

418
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,733
sweet potato fries
and the Anthropologie catalog.

419
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,945
Ooh, this sconce is nice.

420
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,824
Dr. Ryan, stop everything. I need you.

421
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,201
Um, we don't have a session
for another hour,

422
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,828
and I'm right in the middle of my lunch.

423
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,955
It… It couldn't wait, Doc.
Ben's dating a bitch.

424
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,375
O-- Okay, let's get into it.

425
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,211
Why do you care that Ben is dating a…

426
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,171
girl you don't like?

427
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,007
Because Margot's horrible,
and he deserves so much better.

428
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,468
-So I called her out in front of everyone.
-[sighs]

429
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:16,763
Devi, you know it's okay
if you still have feelings for Ben.

430
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,682
What? That's what you got from this?

431
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,520
I mean, what you two shared
was something incredibly intimate, Devi,

432
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,064
and then he abandoned you.

433
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,566
Uh-- He didn't--

434
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,987
-I don't-- I don't have feelings for him.
-You don't?

435
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:36,449
[sighs] It's just--
I know it's so obvious and pathetic

436
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:40,078
to be that teen girl that has sex
with a guy once and gets attached.

437
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,540
You know, like, "Get over it.
He doesn't care about you."

438
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,501
But I'm just so--

439
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,669
Hurt?

440
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,546
Yes.

441
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,840
Oh, baby.

442
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,217
What is wrong with me?

443
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,596
What would make Ben sleep with me
and decide not to be with me?

444
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,473
Hey, hey, there is nothing wrong with you.

445
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,978
When I look at you,
I see a smart, beautiful young lady.

446
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:09,900
And I don't mean that feminist woo-woo
"every woman is beautiful" kind of thing.

447
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,735
I mean real beauty.

448
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,738
You're extraordinary, Devi.

449
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,699
-I am?
-You am.

450
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,286
Why else would I keep seeing you?
Girl, you drive me crazy.

451
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,245
[chuckles]

452
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:23,622
Thanks, Doc.

453
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,042
Listen, it is okay to be mad at Ben.

454
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,044
What he did to you was unkind.

455
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:34,007
But what you're not allowed to do
is lash out at this new girlfriend. Uh-uh.

456
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,093
Okay? Women always wanna take
something out on another woman

457
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,554
when most of the time
it's the man's fault.

458
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,765
Yeah, 'cause it's easier
to be mad at women

459
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,516
'cause we know what sneaks we are.

460
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,437
Dr. Ryan, I know you're right,
but I'm still jealous as shit.

461
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,232
[sighs] You know what I think
would be more valuable?

462
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:52,901
Venting.

463
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,027
Mm-hmm.

464
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,530
Let's write down all the mean things
you wanna say about this girl,

465
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,199
and we can get it out your system.

466
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,785
Come on. Get your notebook out.
What you got?

467
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:07,415
"Enjoy my sloppy seconds, you artsy ho."

468
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,961
Uh-- Okay. No, no, no, get it all out.

469
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:11,962
Hmm.

470
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:16,049
Now that you're on the path, you think
you can be a grownup about this girl?

471
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:16,967
I do.

472
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,053
But it's gonna be a long list.

473
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,472
["Do It" by Spank playing]

474
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,141
-♪ Girl, I wanna ♪
-♪ Do it ♪

475
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,393
-♪ Don't you wanna ♪
-♪ Do it ♪

476
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,560
-♪ When we gonna ♪
-♪ Do it ♪

477
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,645
-♪ Can we ♪
-♪ Do it… ♪

478
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,063
[McEnroe] At Arizona State,

479
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,316
Paxton Hall-Yoshida
was experiencing a first.

480
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,653
Being at a drunken rager
where he felt like a loser.

481
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,612
[retching]

482
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,074
Dude, come on. Use a trash can, man.

483
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,784
-For real?
-[coughing]

484
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,079
-Thank you.
-You having fun?

485
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,748
Kinda like the highlight
of the party for me.

486
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,251
What? No, I couldn't hear you.

487
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,546
Cleaning puke with you
is like the highlight of the party…

488
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,214
-[girl yelps]
-…for me.

489
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,842
[laughing] Oh my God. Stop!

490
00:20:58,925 --> 00:20:59,801
[door closes]

491
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,012
[Paxton] Oh, gross.

492
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,473
[sighs]

493
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,603
We bought corn on the cob
to hide in our pants

494
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,188
so people think it's our dongs.

495
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,732
[laughs] I love high school.

496
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,734
[nostalgic music playing]

497
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,867
[school bell ringing]

498
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,953
Uh, hey, uh, Margot? Do you have a second?

499
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:27,871
Actually, no.

500
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,707
I'm trying to avoid psychotic bitch energy
as much as possible.

501
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,543
[exhales] Look,
I'm really sorry about what I said.

502
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,712
It's not your fault that Ben likes you.

503
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,215
I was just really hurt,
and it made me lash out.

504
00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:42,135
But that's on me, not on you.

505
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,138
Wow. Thanks.

506
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,806
I appreciate it.

507
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,352
So maybe things can be cool between us?

508
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:55,357
Yeah. I mean, I'd never, like, choose
to be friends with a huge nerd, but--

509
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,441
[Devi] Dude.

510
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,151
What the hell?

511
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,072
[Margot] What's this?

512
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,617
"Newsflash, Margot. Quirky eye makeup
doesn't replace a personality."

513
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:06,785
Margot, stop.

514
00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:09,788
"Ben only likes her
because she's probably a huge slut."

515
00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,540
It was an exercise in restraint
so I could put my anger behind me.

516
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,626
Yeah, well, now I'm angry.

517
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,836
You're a real asshole, you know that?

518
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:19,923
Devi, come quick.

519
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,550
The new Hot Pocket
just told me Trent was shot.

520
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,010
Come on.

521
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,514
Move. Move. Where is he? Who shot him?

522
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,935
Cupid, the angel of love.

523
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,021
[tuba playing
"Can't Help Falling in Love"]

524
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,942
Eleanor, getting held back my senior year

525
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,070
was, like, the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

526
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,156
I can't really hear you over Eric's tuba.

527
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,367
Oh, yeah, you can stop now, man.

528
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,369
[sighs] What was I saying?

529
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,580
Uh, that being held back was
the best thing that ever happened to you.

530
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,457
Oh, yeah. Thanks, Coyote Girl.

531
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,169
Because now I want
infinity more years together.

532
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,590
-[students gasp, murmur]
-Eleanor Middle Name Wong,

533
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,843
will you marry me?

534
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:07,679
No.

535
00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:09,097
[students groan]

536
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:12,100
[tuba playing a sad tune]

537
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,269
[somber music playing]

538
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,523
You humiliated me.

539
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:22,402
That was worse than the time I got my hair
caught in the fan in Home Ec.

540
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,654
What were you thinking
asking me to marry you?

541
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,406
We're still kids.

542
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:29,659
We can't make
that kind of major life decision, Trent.

543
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,245
Who knows where we're gonna be in a year?

544
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,496
I know where I'll be.

545
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,499
Right here in Sherman Oaks,
probably dicking around.

546
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:37,959
[sighs]

547
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,255
Ever since we started dating,
I've known you're too good for me.

548
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,717
But now it just feels like
I'm trying to hold down a shooting star,

549
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,218
and it's burning my hands.

550
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,723
If you can't commit to me for eternity,
then I have to set you free.

551
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:54,517
[sighs] I don't wanna break up.

552
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,353
It's only gonna get worse for me
the longer we wait.

553
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,192
[car door closes]

554
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:03,985
[Trent sighs]

555
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,323
I want you to have this.

556
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:10,492
[somber music continues]

557
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,120
[Eleanor sighs]

558
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,206
[indistinct chatter]

559
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:17,624
[Ben] Devi.

560
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,168
Hey, I… I heard what happened with Margot.

561
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,505
[sighs] What I wrote about her was part of
a therapeutic exercise for my therapist,

562
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,841
who I plan on yelling at
and possibly suing for millions.

563
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,136
Yeah, it wasn't great,
but it was my fault too.

564
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:32,889
I'm sorry.

565
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,059
-You are?
-Yeah, for ghosting you that day.

566
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,229
Look, I know that I must come off
as this sophisticated…

567
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,689
-…sexually experienced stud--
-I never thought that once.

568
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:44,943
But I didn't meet up with you that day
because… [sighs]

569
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,445
I was embarrassed how bad it was.

570
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,031
It was my first time too.

571
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:54,077
Whoa. Okay, that makes way more sense now.

572
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,994
[Ben] Yeah.

573
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,455
[Devi] Well, I was just bummed

574
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:02,252
because I actually thought
we could be something more.

575
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,963
Yeah, I did too.

576
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:09,551
But the thing is, Devi, that night made me
realize that we shouldn't be together.

577
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,805
[scoffs] What? But every teen movie says
that most people's first time sucks.

578
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:17,183
I mean, it's not like your dick got stuck
in a pie or poison ivy or whatever.

579
00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,686
Hey, we've talked a lot about
my dick lately. Can we move on?

580
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:21,354
Yup.

581
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,648
Look, I think we're both
just insecure and competitive,

582
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,733
and we always manage to hurt each other.

583
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:28,611
And as my close personal friend
Dwight Howard said

584
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,363
while we were hanging out the other day…

585
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:31,489
[inhales deeply]

586
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,616
…I need a girlfriend who makes me feel,

587
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:38,037
I don't know, more, like, at ease,
or, like, happier with myself.

588
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,374
I need that. You should have that too.

589
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:42,333
I can do that.

590
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,501
No, you can't.

591
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,629
That's why I'm staying with Margot.

592
00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:51,092
[McEnroe] Every ounce of her wanted to
fight him and convince him he was wrong,

593
00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:55,013
but this wasn't an argument
over a school project or Model UN.

594
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,764
This was about love.

595
00:25:57,265 --> 00:26:01,144
So Devi heard herself saying something
she almost never said.

596
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:03,771
I accept that.

597
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,399
Okay.

598
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,651
Um, well, I really do think
it's for the best.

599
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,487
I'll see you tomorrow.

600
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,785
[McEnroe] Senior year hadn't exactly
started out the way Devi had hoped,

601
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,496
but at least she could crank
some sad Adele

602
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,040
in the comfort of her new…

603
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,250
-["Bye bye" by Haiku Hands playing]
-…car.

604
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,711
What the actual--

605
00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:30,131
♪ Lean in
I do what I want and I won’t ♪

606
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:34,927
♪ Back beat I’m free
Drop a knee for you, solider ♪

607
00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,138
♪ Breathe in
I do what I want ♪

608
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,264
[exhales]

609
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,393
♪ And I’m gonna do you ♪

610
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,688
♪ I don’t care what you say ♪

611
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:46,856
♪ I don’t ♪

612
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,609
♪ I won’t do what you say ♪

613
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:50,777
♪ I won’t ♪

614
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,488
♪ Hey, you get out my face ♪

615
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:54,489
♪ Get out ♪

616
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:58,368
♪ I had enough of you ♪

617
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:00,870
♪ See you later ♪

618
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:04,874
♪ Bye bye ♪

619
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:08,586
♪ Alligator ♪

620
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:12,590
♪ Don’t cry ♪

621
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,303
♪ Bye bye ♪