1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,925 ["Different World" by Billy Lemos & Danny Dwyer playing] 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,473 [McEnroe] After an already rocky start to her senior year, 3 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:19,561 Devi was now facing down a full-blown avalanche. 4 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:20,478 Start talking. 5 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,732 How did you already ruin your car after just having it for two days? 6 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:24,649 It's not my fault. 7 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,568 I just got in a fight with this girl at school, 8 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,445 and... [inhales] I think it was a hate crime. 9 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,113 You always with the hate crimes. 10 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,032 -And were you? -Was I what? 11 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,783 -A stupid bitch. -Mom. 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,160 It's a fair question. 13 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,787 Of course not. I'm the victim here. 14 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,874 She's the one that started it with her dumb mouth and her dumbass face. 15 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,043 Uh-huh. You sound very innocent. 16 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:46,546 Nalini, don't fix it. Make her ride around in her shame. 17 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,798 Damn, Pati, why you coming for me? 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:52,594 You ate the last Eggo and left the empty box in the freezer. 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,141 I promise, Mom, I didn't do anything. This girl's just a psycho. 20 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,435 Okay. Get in the car. Let's go talk to your principal. 21 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:01,728 If you're telling the truth, 22 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,438 then this girl's parents should pay for it. 23 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,900 Wait, are you gonna lay the smackdown on this B? Noice! 24 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,529 [McEnroe] Uh-oh. Hear that, Margot? 25 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,365 You mess with the Subaru, you get the bumper. 26 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,410 {\an8}♪ Well, your plans weren't that great To begin with ♪ 27 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,038 {\an8}♪ I've been standing on a mountain top ♪ 28 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,540 {\an8}♪ Put a scroll and my pen To the great great ♪ 29 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,502 Welcome, Mr. Ramos, Dr. Vishwakumar. 30 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,630 I understand we have some very serious allegations to discuss. 31 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,174 I'd say they're serious. They're actually criminal. 32 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,885 Yeah. Margot should be behind bars for defacing my whip. 33 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:34,803 {\an8}I... 34 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,846 {\an8}Look, look, Mrs. Grubbs, I'm sorry this happened. 35 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,890 {\an8}But my daughter would never vandalize a car. 36 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,266 {\an8}She's a well-behaved young woman. 37 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,103 {\an8}Well-behaved? She threatened my daughter with violence two days ago. 38 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:46,272 {\an8}Only because your kid yelled expletives at her about male genitalia. 39 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,273 {\an8}She did what? 40 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:50,985 {\an8}Well, I apologize for that. 41 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,114 {\an8}But still, the person she just yelled at has the clearest motive to vandalize. 42 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,907 Motive? What do you think this is,{\an8} SVU? 43 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,576 I prefer the naval crimes of{\an8} NCIS, thank you very much. 44 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,079 {\an8}All right, I think we've strayed off topic. 45 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,248 {\an8}Principal Grubbs, I swear I didn't do it. 46 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,667 {\an8}First of all, my handwriting is much better than this. 47 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,586 {\an8}-Who crosses their Ts that low? -Mmm, I don't know, maybe the Antichrist? 48 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,255 {\an8}And this happened at the end of the day? 49 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,007 {\an8}I have a double period with Ms. Nuni then, so I couldn't have done it, 50 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,593 {\an8}even if I deeply, deeply wanted to. 51 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:19,097 {\an8}Well, we'll be conducting our own investigation, 52 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,182 {\an8}but between us, Margot, you're probably off the hook. 53 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,100 {\an8}Uh, what? 54 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:25,645 {\an8}Our security cameras are from the '80s, our security guard is in his 80s. 55 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,981 {\an8}Plus, Margot's alibi is good. 56 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,358 {\an8}Wh... Why are we using so much criminal language? 57 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,485 I'm a{\an8} CSI girl myself. 58 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,237 {\an8}But she's clearly guilty. 59 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,531 {\an8}You're just jealous because Ben chose me. 60 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,826 {\an8}-Wait. Whoa. Wait, this is about Ben? -[scoffs] 61 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,287 {\an8}-Ben Gross? -[groans] 62 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,997 {\an8}Girl, that's what I said. 63 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,082 {\an8}[whimsical music playing] 64 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,460 {\an8}All right, Devi, Well, I hate to break it to you, 65 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,838 {\an8}but it looks like you'll be paying for your own car repairs. 66 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:53,840 {\an8}What? But I'm a victim here. 67 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:57,051 {\an8}Oh yeah? Really? What exactly were you yelling about male genitalia? 68 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,386 {\an8}Mm-mm. Nothing. 69 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:01,014 {\an8}Just that I don't know what it is, and I've never seen it before. 70 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:05,143 {\an8}Well, being an adult means taking responsibility for your belongings, 71 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,228 {\an8}so you'll just have to use your savings. 72 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,230 {\an8}But that's for my New York trip. 73 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:13,109 {\an8}Well, you should've thought about that before getting in a fight over Ben Gross. 74 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,110 {\an8}Really? 75 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,779 {\an8}[upbeat music playing] 76 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,159 {\an8}Oh, is that a list? Love lists. 77 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:24,704 {\an8}Yeah, we had too many girls try out for soccer. 78 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:25,788 {\an8}Gotta make some cuts, 79 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,832 {\an8}and I'm probably gonna get kicked in the kneecap. 80 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,460 {\an8}That certainly isn't a problem for the robotics team. 81 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,962 {\an8}Because no one's athletic enough to raise their foot? 82 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,339 {\an8}[chuckles] No, no. 83 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:38,092 {\an8}Well, yes, but I'm talking about how no girls ever try out. 84 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,178 {\an8}Guess Eric's right, and I'm just kinda different. 85 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,638 {\an8}What are you talking about? 86 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,682 {\an8}You know, how most girls just aren't into, like, tech stuff? 87 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,309 {\an8}Are you for real? 88 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,645 {\an8}That's not why girls don't join robotics. 89 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,314 {\an8}It's because your team is Incel City, USA. 90 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,484 {\an8}That's not true. Eric's far from celibate. 91 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,737 {\an8}There is no restroom stall in the school that he and Rosalia haven't hooked up in. 92 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,406 {\an8}He tells us about it at the top of every meeting. 93 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,327 {\an8}Yeah. Do you see how women might not jump at the chance to listen to that? 94 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,372 {\an8}[scoffs] Hold up. Aneesa, are you saying 95 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,291 {\an8}that the team that I'm captain of is toxic? 96 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,503 {\an8}'Fraid so, Fab. Just like the L.A. River. 97 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,588 {\an8}[whimsical music playing] 98 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,218 -[Devi exhales] -Ms. Vishwakumar, you're ten minutes late. 99 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,594 I'm so sorry, Ms. Warner. 100 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,305 My car was recently a victim of automotive misogyny. 101 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,932 I don't know what that means, and I don't care. 102 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,811 So, Devi, this is our first official college meeting of your senior year, 103 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:34,023 and I think I have a sneaking suspicion as to where you might be applying. 104 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,276 -[inhales deeply] Princeton! -Princeton! 105 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,360 [both chuckle] 106 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,736 And applying early, I assume? 107 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,363 -Uh, you know it. -[Ms. Warner] Good. 108 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,616 Well, now I heard you won't be getting a Dr. Keyes rec. 109 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,203 You know, after you, uh, sent her to the hospital? 110 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,163 Yeah. That wasn't great, 111 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,333 but I do have other teachers I could get a recommendation from. 112 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:54,127 Like Mrs. Paloma, or Mr. Shapiro... 113 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,170 Ooh, no, not Mr. Shapiro. 114 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,423 His recs are always soaked in his own tears. 115 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,300 Yep, good tip. 116 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:04,637 You'll figure it out, and it'll be great. Now, you know what's coming up, don't you? 117 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:05,805 Our New York trip. 118 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,891 [McEnroe] Each year, Ms. Warner took a group of honors students 119 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,519 to scope out the tri-state area's best colleges. 120 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:12,770 I can't wait. 121 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,940 I already got an "I Pretzel New York" T-shirt to fit in with the locals. 122 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,567 -That makes two of us. -[Devi chuckles] 123 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,819 A campus visit looks great on an application, 124 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,738 so this should really help your chances. 125 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:26,451 So now, all I need is your deposit to secure your seat on Kirkland Air. 126 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,953 Wow, that's cheap, even for us. 127 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,998 Yeah, uh, about that deposit, I totally have it. 128 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:36,878 I just have to take care of one teeny, tiny, baby little thing first. [chuckles] 129 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:38,504 Eleven hundred dollars. 130 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,673 What? Are you high on gas fumes? 131 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,718 Most certainly, but that's also what it's gonna cost to fix this car. 132 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,845 But that will completely wipe me out. 133 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:49,474 Sorry, it's the best I can do. I mean, the vandal took up a lot of space. 134 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:52,060 I thought you could just clean it off with a spray and a rag. 135 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,145 [chuckles] No, no, no, no. 136 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,148 You have to match the paint, and Subarus are imported, 137 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,524 so it's gonna be pricey. 138 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,402 Look, Skeet, can't we just get a door 139 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,364 from an old clunker in a junkyard and just swap it in? 140 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,574 Sure, I can do a clunk swapper easy, 141 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,659 but that's gonna run you about three grand. 142 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,329 Damn it! Okay, you know what? 143 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:15,583 I guess I'm just gonna have to take my business to a more economical shop. 144 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:18,628 All right. Well, good luck with that. We are the cheapest place in town. 145 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:22,548 That's why we're called Cheap Skeet's Auto Repair and Tanning Salon. 146 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,467 [upbeat music playing] 147 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,475 Oh, Kamala, I wasn't expecting you today. 148 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,726 Sorry for coming unannounced. 149 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,521 Every kid at the Pinewoods is auditioning for Teen Hamilton, 150 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:40,066 and I just can't hear another child rap about the Federalist Papers. 151 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,943 So I thought I could just come work here today. 152 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,862 Of course. But do you know what might be a better room? 153 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:45,780 The garage. 154 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:49,951 No loud noises, no abundance of airflow to distract you. 155 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,079 What? Pati, why are you acting so weird? 156 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:54,288 [man clearing throat] 157 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,915 [suspenseful music playing] 158 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,250 [Kamala gasps] 159 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,794 Oh my God. Are you being held hostage? 160 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,296 Don't worry, I'll save you. I took a self-defense class online. 161 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,799 [Nirmala] Kamala, stop! 162 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:06,092 I'm not a hostage. 163 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,886 Len, come out. 164 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,514 [gentle music playing] 165 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,562 Hi there. I'm Len. 166 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,773 -Who the hell are you? -Kamala, please meet my white boyfriend. 167 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:27,363 -Why tell me he's white? I can see him. -How about I fix everybody a sammich, huh? 168 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,454 [Devi] Hey, guys, I have devastating news. 169 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,123 I can't go on the New York trip because I have to pay to fix my car. 170 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,791 What? No. 171 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,586 Yeah. And now it's gonna cost me all the money I earned this summer 172 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:42,920 working at my mom's office. 173 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,507 Do you know how many disgusting skin conditions I had to see? 174 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,844 I saw a nostril cyst get lanced for nothing. 175 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:53,347 But you have to come. Can't you just leave "stupid bitch" on there? 176 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,893 Or is that something an enabler of toxic masculinity would say? 177 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,020 Won't your mom spot you the money? 178 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,939 -No, she thinks it's too extravagant. -Wow, that sucks. 179 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,734 It's just that every single thing I'd hoped for for senior year 180 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,153 has been completely ruined by frigging Margot. 181 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,030 And she's totally gonna get away with it. 182 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,616 I'm sorry. I know this is hard for... Yummy. 183 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,451 [upbeat music playing] 184 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:14,410 Huh? 185 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,580 Ladies, I have an official announcement to make. 186 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,540 I'm moving on from Trent, 187 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:22,919 and that sizzling beefsteak over there is my next meal. 188 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:24,921 [Devi] Ethan? Really? 189 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:28,549 I mean, I get that he's hot, but he's also kind of a degenerate. 190 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,302 Yeah, and what about Trent? You can't just give up on him. 191 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:34,764 He doesn't wanna be with me. He's made that very clear. 192 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,349 And as Dua Lipa said, 193 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,018 the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. 194 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:43,189 -I don't think that's the lyric. -It is, Devi. It's one of her rules. 195 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,399 Also, look at Ethan. 196 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,236 He's beautiful, he's dangerous, 197 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:51,322 and it feels like there's always a wind hitting him somehow. 198 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,117 It seems scientifically impossible, but I do see it. 199 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:59,705 Well, El, as someone whose senior year has already gone tits up, I support it. 200 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,625 Follow your bliss before some jealous slore steals it from you. 201 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,834 Thanks, I think. 202 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,380 Now, which soda is the sexiest one to buy? 203 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,798 [chuckles] Squirt. 204 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,592 Oh my God. Am I a bro now? 205 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:12,927 Who am I? 206 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,889 Um, I'll be right back. 207 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:23,104 Yo, Ben. I hope you know you're dating a straight-up psychopath. 208 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,398 -Well, wouldn't be the first time. -[sighs] 209 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,818 Well, you know your girlfriend wrecked my car, right? 210 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,028 -No, she didn't. -Of course she did. 211 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,364 Who else at this school hates my guts? 212 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,365 Don't answer that. 213 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,118 -She said she didn't do it. I believe her. -Really? 214 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,079 It makes more sense to you that a total rando out of nowhere 215 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,163 would deface my car, 216 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,791 rather than the girl who is currently furious at me? 217 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,295 Come on, Ben, you're smarter than that. 218 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,089 Look, Devi, what is it that you want exactly? 219 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,216 Uh, for you to tell me how you can be with her. 220 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,719 How you can date someone who is actively trying to hurt me. 221 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,053 Don't you care about me at all? 222 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,180 I mean... [sighs] 223 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:01,392 I know not like that, but I at least thought we were friends. 224 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,269 We are friends. 225 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,272 But what do you want me to do, break up with my girlfriend? 226 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,692 All I'm saying is that I wouldn't stand by and let someone do that to you. 227 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,404 I... I don't know what to say to that. 228 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,447 [sighs] 229 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,325 Well, maybe you can think about it on the New York trip, 230 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,035 which I can no longer afford. 231 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,328 Please thank Margot for that. 232 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,413 [somber music playing] 233 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:27,627 And as a registered doula, it was my duty to stand by her, 234 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,129 so that's why I was out yesterday. 235 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,423 [dramatic music plays] 236 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,966 Excuse me, Ms. Nuni? 237 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219 I couldn't help but overhear your beautiful story. 238 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,389 By any chance did you happen to get a substitute teacher 239 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,766 for your classes yesterday? 240 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,976 A substitute? [chuckles] 241 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,147 You think just any carbon-based organism with a diploma could take my place? 242 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,484 My darling child, I think not. 243 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:55,446 -Hmm. Thank you, Ms. Nuni. -You're welcome, strange girl. 244 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,822 [McEnroe] Well, well, well. 245 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:00,785 Contrary to Margot's alibi, there was no class yesterday. 246 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,245 So who's the stupid bitch now? 247 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,042 So wait, you have a boyfriend? 248 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,754 Yes, Kamala, don't look so shocked. I'm clearly a GMILF. 249 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,464 Okay, simmer down. 250 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,008 I'm just wondering why you kept him a secret. 251 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,010 Because it's so shameful. 252 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,555 I shouldn't be flitting about with a boyfriend, like Carrie Bradshaw. 253 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,225 I should be mourning my dead husband, 254 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,559 like Carrie Bradshaw. 255 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,311 Spoiler alert. 256 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:31,649 Your husband died 20 years ago. No one would judge you for moving on. 257 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,942 But they should. 258 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,194 Respectable widows aren't supposed to move on. 259 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:38,572 My mother was a widow from age 22 to 104. 260 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,242 -That's the way you're supposed to do it. -Is it? 261 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,745 Yes, widows should devote their time to their grandchildren, 262 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,456 not get involved with a silver fox who drives a Ferrari. 263 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,083 Len drives a Ferrari? 264 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,459 He test drove one. 265 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,337 He still has the dealership's business card in his wallet. 266 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,924 But now that the cat's out of the bag, I will end things. 267 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,135 -Please don't tell Nalini. -I won't. 268 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,429 But I don't think you need to break up with him. 269 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,391 Unlike some people in the family, I would never ask you to do that. 270 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,184 What are you referring to? 271 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,563 Like how you told Manish he couldn't come to the house anymore? 272 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,189 That doesn't sound like me. 273 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,734 I've always loved Manish. 274 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,818 Sure. 275 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,989 Look, all I'm saying is wanting companionship is not shameful. 276 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,159 And if you just let the family support you, we would. 277 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,119 All we want is for you to be happy. 278 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:30,040 Okay, who is ready to go clubbin'? 279 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,333 [chuckles] 280 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,211 Club sandwiches. [laughs] 281 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,380 Nirmy loves my puns. 282 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,553 -Hey. -Ah. 283 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,888 What you working on? 284 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,891 [sighs] Nothing. Just a little side project. 285 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,434 Cool. 286 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,438 So listen, you know you can tell me anything, right? 287 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,774 Ugh. For the last time, 288 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,485 I don't think your big watch makes your wrist look dainty. 289 00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,071 Uh, no, that's not what I was asking. Although, I appreciate you saying that. 290 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,410 I just mean that if you spray-painted Devi's car, you could tell me. 291 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,497 Wait, you think I did it? 292 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,710 No, but you did have a good reason, so I... I could understand why you might. 293 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,295 How can you possibly think 294 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,506 I would vandalize your ex-girlfriend's car? 295 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,382 I don't know. Maybe 'cause you were mad at her, 296 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,259 and have unlimited access to art supplies, 297 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,553 and currently are smashing things in a fiery rage. 298 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,056 What? No, I'm not raging out. 299 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,391 These are for a decorative mosaic I'm making. 300 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,020 Oh. Wow, that's actually quite beautiful. 301 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,522 Yeah, it is. 302 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,650 But just to rewind a second, 303 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,985 it kind of seems like you trust Devi more than me. 304 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,070 No. No, I don't. 305 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,404 Sure sounds like it. 306 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,699 Ben, I'm your girlfriend. You should know I'm not a criminal. 307 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,079 [Principal Grubbs over PA] Margot Ramos, please come to the principal's office. 308 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,832 Margot Ramos to the principal's office. 309 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,333 Mmm, you hear that, baby? 310 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,377 That's the sound of sweet revenge. 311 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,962 [gasps] What did you do? 312 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,589 Let's just say Margot is about to be Mar-gone. 313 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,007 Fun wordplay. 314 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,009 -Thank you. I worked on it... -Shut up, shut up. 315 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,392 'Sup, Ethan? Cool bruise. 316 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,520 Uh... Yeah, I fell. 317 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,273 [chuckles] Wow, you're crazy. 318 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,066 [in Spanish] Hello, class. 319 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:23,821 Today we continue our lesson on animals. 320 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:28,075 Ethan, would you like to write the pets you have on the board? 321 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,412 -[in English] Nah, I'm good. -Just write your pets on the board. 322 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,038 [Ethan groans] 323 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,541 [whimsical music playing] 324 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,422 Ugh. He's so tortured. 325 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,300 I can't wait to crack him open like a creaky cellar door 326 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,094 and explore the hidden treasures within. 327 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,055 Yeah, I don't think there's much going on below the surface. 328 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,309 Uh, think again. The boy's got turtles. 329 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,978 I HAVE THREE TURTLES 330 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,147 [McEnroe] Wait, just one segundo. 331 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,359 Did Ethan write his T's in the same psychotic way as Margot? 332 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,948 Hey, Ethan, quick questch. 333 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,201 You didn't happen to write "stupid bitch" on my car, did you? 334 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,579 Oh shit, was that your car? 335 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,832 I thought it was Señora Diaz's car. She gave me an F on a worksheet. 336 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,292 Stupid bitch. 337 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,461 En Español, Ethan. 338 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,754 Sorry. 339 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,422 Perra estúpida. 340 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,342 [McEnroe] Devi, you pegged the wrong guy. 341 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,677 It was Ethan that defaced the Subs. 342 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,679 Margot was innocent after all. 343 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,015 [sighs] Ay, dios mío. 344 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,225 All right, Miss Ramos, 345 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,811 it's come to my attention that you lied straight to my face 346 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,480 about being in class yesterday. 347 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,065 You lied? 348 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,319 Principal Grubbs, I'm sorry. I only lied because I didn't wanna seem guilty. 349 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,780 But that doesn't mean I am guilty. 350 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,074 Mm-hmm. Mr. Gross, why are you even here? 351 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,826 Haven't you caused enough trouble, you tiny stud? 352 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,788 Now, Miss Ramos, you may be looking at a suspension. 353 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,041 What? No, I... 354 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,043 Ben, I promise I did not vandalize... 355 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,254 She didn't do it. It wasn't her. Margot's innocent. 356 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,966 What? 357 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:07,925 [sighs] 358 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,345 Yeah, I did a boof. My B. 359 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,931 -But I did figure out who did it. It was... -[Principal Grubbs] No. 360 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,309 -Devi, mm-mm, I don't wanna hear it. -What? But this is for real. 361 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,061 Devi, no! 362 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,105 You have wasted far too much of my time. 363 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,773 I mean, can we just go one day 364 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,234 without you creating mayhem all around you? 365 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,614 As I was saying, Margot, I believed you the whole time. 366 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,032 Thank you for stopping by. 367 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826 [exhales shakily] Sure. 368 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,874 Um, Margot, I'm really sorry. Hopefully we can laugh about this one day. 369 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,334 [whimsical music playing] 370 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,293 Uh... 371 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,463 Um, but... [exhales] 372 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,923 ...maybe not today. 373 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,678 [sighs] 374 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,807 -[indistinct chatter] -Hi. Uh, is this the science club? 375 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,561 My name is Fabiola. I am captain of the robotics team. 376 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,313 And I just wanted to stop by to say that we're looking for new members 377 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,565 if anyone's interested. 378 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,651 I have a pretty tight schedule, but I might be able to squeeze you in. 379 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,652 Not you, Gerard. 380 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,449 I was sort of hoping for some like-minded, STEM lovin' ladies. 381 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,992 [students murmuring] 382 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,912 Um, thanks for letting us know, but I think we're gonna pass. 383 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,957 Okay, look, I've recently heard some rumors 384 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,293 about the anti-feminist vibe of our club. 385 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837 But it's not as bad as people are saying. 386 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,672 I mean, there's a woman in charge. 387 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,800 Were you in charge on Monday? Because it was pretty bad then. 388 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,554 Do you even know what a motherboard is? 389 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,598 No, but I'm interested in learning. 390 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,934 [laughs] I don't know, this pack moves at a breakneck pace. 391 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,437 Not sure you can keep up with the big dogs! 392 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,522 [all barking, howling] 393 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,817 -Excuse me. -[barking, howling stops] 394 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,444 Can you guys stop barking? 395 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,448 All right, let's saw this Beanie Baby in half. 396 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,576 [whirring] 397 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,329 Okay, yeah, that's pretty damning. 398 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,039 As cool as robotics is, 399 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,334 no one wants to get talked down to by a bunch of neckbeards with BO. 400 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,293 I get it, 401 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,713 but if any of you are really interested in robotics, 402 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,300 I promise I'm going to change the culture of my club, 403 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,510 or power down trying. 404 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,720 [somber music playing] 405 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,394 Hey. 406 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,231 Wow, kind of a crazy day, huh? 407 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,322 So look, I am so sorry about the mix-up with Margot. 408 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,074 I feel really bad, but, you know... 409 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,244 Listen, Devi, Margot asked me not to speak to you anymore. 410 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,537 What? 411 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,498 She was pretty upset about what went down, and I'm gonna respect that. 412 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,709 [scoffs] So you're just not gonna talk to me ever again? 413 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,838 Ben, it was a misunderstanding. Come on. 414 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,339 Sorry, Devi. 415 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,590 [McEnroe] In a single day, 416 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:58,428 Devi had lost both a roundtrip ticket and a lover turned friend, 417 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,056 and there was only one dipshit to blame. 418 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,142 [dramatic music playing] 419 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,728 Yo, dickwad. 420 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,272 What the f... 421 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,607 I'm gonna hold on to this until you get my car fixed. 422 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068 So? I have, like, four more of those at home. 423 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,320 Huh. Then I'll beat you to death with this one. 424 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,323 You can't go around messing with something that belongs to someone else. 425 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,117 Jeez, I'm so sorry. 426 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,535 Yeah, you will be sorry 427 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,954 if you don't get my car looking brand new ASAP. 428 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,040 And it better freaking sparkle, sweetheart. 429 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,710 You sound like one of the Sopranos. 430 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,587 They call me Crazy Devi for a reason. 431 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,923 You wanna find out why? 432 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,801 No. 433 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,595 [chuckles, scoffs] 434 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,181 Fix my car, punk. 435 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,266 [aggressive music playing] 436 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,312 -What's up, Devi? -Hey, Paxton. 437 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,564 Wait. What? Paxton? 438 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,399 Can't talk now, I've got an interview. 439 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484 [upbeat music playing] 440 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,863 -[whirring] -[Eric whimpering, yelping] 441 00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,948 [laughing, screaming] 442 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,074 What are you guys doing? 443 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,744 Look, Torres, we made a robot that gives purple nurples. 444 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870 Are you kidding me? 445 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,538 Ahh! My nurps! 446 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415 You know what people are saying about our team? 447 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,501 That we're a bunch of cool geniuses who don't know how sexy we are? 448 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,045 No, no one has said that ever. 449 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,215 People are saying that we are a group of gatekeeping dork bros 450 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,633 who are unwelcoming to women. 451 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,343 We are not unwelcoming. 452 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,763 We just haven't had any girl candidates aside from you who are up to par. 453 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,306 What do you mean "up to par"? 454 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,435 You know what, Eric? Since you consider yourself so above par, 455 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,772 why don't you tell me what a scale-invariant feature transform is? 456 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:38,820 Uh... 457 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,948 Uh, I mean, I definitely know. 458 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:41,990 Then tell me. 459 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,202 If you are such an expert on robotics and have nothing left to learn, 460 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,495 then tell me what that means. 461 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,580 [whimsical music playing] 462 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,544 I don't know, okay? 463 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,297 I'm an idiot. Is that what you wanna hear? 464 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,676 -Why are you making me feel so small? -To teach you a lesson. 465 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,970 From this day forward, this club will cease to be 466 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,430 a cesspool of toxic beta masculinity. 467 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,141 We will be inviting and inclusive, 468 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:12,145 and we will no longer make robots whose sole purpose is to physically grope! 469 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,272 [gasps] 470 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,983 And maybe people could also try wearing deodorant? 471 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,694 Yes! 472 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,989 We will be a BO-free zone. Is that clear? 473 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,702 Well, everyone, please welcome Michelle. She will be... 474 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:28,996 joining us? 475 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,415 Yeah, I'd love that. 476 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,500 [uplifting music playing] 477 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,255 [in singsong] Hello! 478 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,465 Who is hungry? I went to Franco's. 479 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,009 Did you get extra G knots? 480 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,137 Of course I did. You think I want a riot to break out in my own home? 481 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,765 You went to Franco's? That's all the way across town. 482 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,851 I thought you liked Antonio's better. 483 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:54,396 I do, but I know how much you like Franco's baked ziti. 484 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,441 That's right. Because we all care about you deeply 485 00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,860 and wouldn't judge you for something that makes you happy. 486 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,446 You're hitting it pretty hard, Kamala. It's just pasta. 487 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,782 I need to tell everyone something. 488 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,037 I know this family looks to me as a pillar of morality, 489 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,705 almost godlike in virtue, 490 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,832 but I'm a mere woman. 491 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,667 A woman with needs. 492 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,796 So I would like it to be known that I'm dating someone. 493 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,090 I'm sorry, what? 494 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968 He's a white man named Len. 495 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,554 Once again, you really didn't need to mention his race. 496 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:31,558 And we've been going on clandestine, unchaperoned lunches together. 497 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,810 There. The truth is out. 498 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,729 Disown me if you must. 499 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,522 Congratulations, Mami. 500 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,857 Yeah, get it, Pati. 501 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,611 Really? You don't think I'm a common harlot? 502 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,572 Oh no, Nirmala Mami. 503 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,492 You're a woman who deserves good company. 504 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,701 [Kamala] I told you. 505 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,328 Thank you. 506 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,581 -[phone vibrating] -[Nirmala] He drove a Ferrari once. 507 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,624 [Nalini] Wow. 508 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,215 [dog barking in distance] 509 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,551 Yo. 510 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,345 Yo back. [sighs] 511 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,597 Alrighty. 512 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,099 So do I need to give you my keys 513 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,142 so you can take this to a repair shop or something? 514 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,268 Repair shop? 515 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,479 No, I just bought a spray. 516 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,688 There's a spray? 517 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,274 -Yeah. -How much does that cost? 518 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,777 -Thirteen bucks. -Damn you, Skeeter. 519 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,445 You no-good son of a bitch. 520 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,824 So you're kind of mean, huh? 521 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,909 No, I just believe in justice. 522 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,703 Yeah. Well, whatever it is, I've never been yelled at like that before. 523 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,789 [snorts] I find that hard to believe. [chuckles] 524 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,873 It's kind of hot. 525 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,459 [McEnroe] Say what, bad boy? 526 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,421 Yeah, when you were yelling at me, I was like... 527 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:46,675 [inhales deeply] "Damn. Devi's kind of sexy." 528 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,177 -["Ride With Me" by Harry McNally playing] -Uh... 529 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,095 Thank you. 530 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,390 [McEnroe] Devi, no. What are you doing? 531 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,725 We can't like this punk. 532 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,602 He's your friend's crush. 533 00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,563 Oh shit. 534 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,649 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 535 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,652 ♪ Give it to me slowly ♪ 536 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,821 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 537 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,949 ♪ Baby, won't you ride with me? ♪ 538 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,076 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 539 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,163 ♪ Give it to me slowly ♪ 540 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,415 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 541 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,251 ♪ Baby, won't you ride with me? ♪ 542 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,192 ♪ Did it always have to go through? ♪ 543 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,527 ♪ Did it always have to be this way? ♪