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Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar,
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your favorite Hindu girl
in the San Fernando Valley.
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What's a-poppin'?
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It's the first day of school,
and I thought we should have a check in.
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I think we can all agree
that last year sucked
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for a number of reasons.
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So I thought of a few ways
you guys can make it up to me.
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One: I'd like to be invited to a party
with alcohol and hard drugs.
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I'm not gonna do them.
I'd just like the opportunity to say:
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"No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good."
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Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out.
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I know it's an Indian thing,
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but my forearms look like
the frigging floor of a barber shop.
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And lastly, most importantly,
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I'd really, really like a boyfriend,
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but not some nerd from one of AP classes.
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Like a guy from a sports team.
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He can be dumb. I don't care.
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I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie,
who could rock me all night long.
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Thanks for considering. I love you guys.
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As she said,
this is Devi Vishwakumar.
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She's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl
from Sherman Oaks, California,
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and it's her first day of sophomore year.
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And I am legendary tennis player,
John McEnroe.
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Point to Mr. McEnroe.
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Wow, I look great there.
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Now, you may be asking yourself:
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why is sports icon John McEnroe
narrating this tale?
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-Dammit!
-It'll make sense later, I promise.
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Her story starts
when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,
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moved to the United States
in September 2001.
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Not a super chill time
to be a brown person in America.
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Yes!
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Devi worshipped her father.
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And while he and her mother stayed true
to their Indian roots...
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No, no, no, thank you.
We are vegetarians.
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...Devi was all-American.
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But shortly after this barbecue,
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things got complicated
for this little family.
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At Devi's spring orchestra concert,
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Mohan had a heart attack.
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Mohan!
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Somebody call 9-1-1!
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Somebody call an ambulance.
An ambulance, please!
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Mohan!
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He died.
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Devi was devastated,
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but things were about to get even worse.
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A week later...
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Devi's legs stopped working.
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There was no medical reason why,
but they were definitely not working.
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And now, she was in a wheelchair.
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Just because Devi is confined
to a wheelchair,
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does not make her any less human.
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As far as we know, it's not contagious.
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But she wouldn't have to
go through it alone.
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Her two best friends
took the situation in stride.
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Well, maybe not in stride,
but definitely in character.
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One day, you will walk again.
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If not, I will build you legs.
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This is Fabiola Torres,
captain of the high school robotics team.
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And this is Eleanor Wong,
president of the drama club.
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This is worse than
if it were happening to me.
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In protest, I shan't use my legs either.
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Aside from her friends,
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there was only one other person
who could raise her spirits...
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and also her heart rate.
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Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High.
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I know it's a little weird for me
to be saying that,
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but come on, look at this kid's jawline.
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And as it turned out,
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three months
after Devi's paralysis set in,
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Paxton's chiseled face
actually worked a miracle.
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Come on, dude.
Give me a turn.
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Just like that, she could walk again.
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So today, Devi returns to high school.
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Can she shed her old identity
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as the paralyzed Indian girl,
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whose dad dropped dead
at a school function?
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It's not likely.
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Those things are pretty unforgettable,
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but with working legs
comes a whole host of new possibilities.
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So go get 'em, Devi!
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Devi, are you still praying?
Our gods have other stuff to do, you know?
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I was about to ask for good grades.
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Now, grab your textbooks. We need to go.
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Devi,
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that textbook has been blessed.
If it touches the ground,
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I have to take it back to the priest.
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I don't have the time
to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.
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It's fine. I caught it.
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Oh, Devi!
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I made you a lunch.
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{\an8} That's Devi's cousin, Kamala.
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{\an8}She moved in after Mohan's passing
to complete her PhD at CalTech.
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{\an8}Devi is not a fan.
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{\an8}I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays.
It's square pizza day.
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Devi, don't be rude
to your beautiful cousin.
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I'm not that beautiful.
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Sorry. Are you a model?
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Oh, thank you so much.
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{\an8}No. I'm a biologist.
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{\an8}I could never be a model.
I'm too curvaceous.
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{\an8}I know this sounds crazy,
but would you want to get dinner?
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{\an8}Hey, buddy, keep it moving.
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{\an8}Take your broke-ass bike
and get out of here.
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This can't keep happening.
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{\an8}Our recycling bins
can't take much more of this.
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How long is Kamala gonna stay with us?
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{\an8}As long as it takes for her
to finish her studies. Why?
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{\an8}She's just so... Indian.
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{\an8}Like, the other day,
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{\an8}she said she was gonna open the TV
instead of turn on the TV.
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{\an8}Devi, she's family.
She's bettering her life.
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{\an8}You could actually learn a bit from her.
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{\an8}I bet she doesn't let
her textbooks fall on the floor.
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Oh, my God.
It never touched the ground!
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{\an8} As Devi walked into school
for the first time,
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{\an8}it was impossible not to notice
everybody staring at her.
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{\an8}But it didn't matter,
because she had her squad.
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{\an8}Have you seen the nurse's new haircut?
I love it.
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No, I have to check it out.
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{\an8}Guys, sophomore year is gonna be our year.
I can feel it.
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{\an8}Sophomore actually means
"wise fool" in Greek,
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{\an8}so it can really go either way.
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{\an8}Oh, my God. I just realized
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{\an8}that this is our last first day
of sophomore year we'll ever have.
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{\an8}-I'm gonna cry.
-Right.
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{\an8}This reminds me of a problem
I want to talk to you guys about.
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{\an8}We're not cool.
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Uh, would a not cool person wear...
one dangly earring?
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Was that a choice,
or did you lose your earring on the bus?
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I didn't ride the bus. I rollerbladed.
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{\an8}Who says we're not cool?
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{\an8}We're the only students who get to eat
in the teachers' lounge.
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Yeah, we can't do that anymore.
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We need to eat with kids our own age.
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Guys, don't you want
a better high-school experience?
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I mean, last year was
a freshmen shit-fest.
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Are you saying that
'cause of your mobility issue?
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What? No. Nobody even remembers that.
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'Sup, FDR?
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Well, nobody will remember that
once we're cool.
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Which brings me to my plan.
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This year, we're rebranding.
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We are glamorous women of color,
who deserve a sexy high school life.
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Fabiola, you are naturally snatched,
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but you dress like a helpful Honda guy.
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What are you talking about?
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The janitor said I reminded him
of his nephew.
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Favorite nephew.
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Eleanor, could you chill out
on your spontaneous show tune singing?
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Well, if you refuse to change
your personalities,
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I guess we'll just move onto step two,
and get boyfriends.
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Boyfriends?
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I have chosen attainable,
yet status-enhancing people
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for each of us to date.
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Fabiola, you get Alex Gomez.
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- Ugh!
- Suck it, Gomez.
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I can't go out with Alex Gomez.
He's like a foot shorter than me.
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Yeah, but he has a hot face.
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You'll be like Zayn and Gigi.
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-Who are they?
-Zayn and Gigi.
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Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Forget it.
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Eleanor, you are gonna date Boris Kozlov.
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The Russian exchange student?
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He's eating an onion.
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Yeah. He's international and sexy.
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You could write a play about it.
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Hmm, intriguing.
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Who are you going for?
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Jonah Sharpe.
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Oh, my God, Tiffany.
Where did you get that top? I'm gagged.
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Uh... Jonah Sharpe is gay.
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But technically, he's not out yet,
and he's pretty popular,
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so I'll be his beard
until I can springboard off of him
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to a straight boyfriend.
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You know you sound
like a sociopath, right?
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Sociopaths get shit done, Fab.
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Now, go sit next to your marks,
and lock 'em down.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hey, Jonah. You smell great today.
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Thank you. It's Forever by Mariah Carey.
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Oh.
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This disgusted reaction
belongs to Ben Gross, Devi's nemesis.
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Because Devi and her friends
were an ethnically diverse group
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of academically-focused, um...
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I can't think of a better word
for "dorks."
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The rest of the school called them
the gently racist nickname, the UN.
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It was widely known
to have been created by Ben.
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Do you know when you can't use your legs
for no medical reason,
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it's called psychosomatic?
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Which, my dad says, means fake.
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Ben Gross's father, Howard,
whom he idolized,
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was a top entertainment attorney
in Beverly Hills.
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This allowed Ben Gross
to dine out for years
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on the fact that Blake Griffin
was at his Bar Mitzvah.
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And he and Devi had been vying
for the number one spot in the class
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every year since the first grade.
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You might call them
the John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors
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of Sherman Oaks High School.
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Not to make this about me.
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Good morning, you young, brilliant minds.
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Welcome to Facing History...
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and Ourselves.
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This is not gonna be
your typical history class.
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We are going to be unpacking
some very difficult subjects...
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like, uh... slavery,
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and the Holocaust.
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Think of this as a ride on a tour bus
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through some of the darkest moments
of our history.
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Just then, the high school gods
chose to smile down on Devi.
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Thanks to Paxton's extreme apathy
toward school,
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he was forced to retake this class,
which he failed as a sophomore.
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Maybe this year was looking up after all.
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Damn.
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"Damn" is right, Devi.
This is some really heavy stuff.
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Genocide is not 100.
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And systemic racism is not litty.
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As we travel through all of humanity's
most horrific atrocities,
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I want you to feel shooketh.
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Thank you.
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Trust.
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But even though she told her friends
that Jonah was the one she was after,
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Paxton Hall-Yoshida
just seemed so much more,
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I don't know... hot?
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Devi, Ben.
Can you come back in here, please?
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I am honored to have powerful voices
in my class,
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but in the past,
the competition between the two of you
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has not been... useful
to the learning environment of others.
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Devi has,
what you might consider, a short fuse,
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and sometimes, she's a straight up psycho,
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which I find pretty admirable.
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So do you think you can
set aside your rivalry
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for the good of the class?
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Well, of course, Mister Shapiro.
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A great idea, as always.
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I agree. In fact, I liked your idea
even more than he did.
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Okay.
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Man, David, watching you flirt with Jonah
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was just about the saddest thing
I've ever seen,
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00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,515
and I saw my dad run over our cat.
244
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,683
You know he's gay, right?
245
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,476
Your cat? No, I didn't.
246
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,769
That's so cool.
247
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,105
Word of advice: just give up.
248
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,023
Plenty of amazing people
have died as virgins.
249
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,900
You and the rest of the UN
are in good company.
250
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,485
You know?
You shouldn't call us the UN.
251
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,696
-It's racist, and offensive, and--
-What?
252
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,823
Oh, like the United Nations?
253
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,951
No. We call you the UN,
because you are unfuckable nerds.
254
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,752
Can you believe he said that?
255
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,004
What do you think, Doctor Ryan?
Do you agree with him?
256
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,882
This is Doctor Jamie Ryan,
a child psychologist
257
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,759
from Toluca Lake, California.
258
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,343
She's Devi's therapist,
259
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,554
and this morning,
the woman Devi is shouting at.
260
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,392
Wait, you're asking me to tell you
if I think you're bangable?
261
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,978
-Yeah.
-Devi, I can't do that.
262
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,690
Ethically, legally, and most importantly,
it's creepy.
263
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,942
So you agree with Ben Gross
and the whole school
264
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,611
and think I'm a disgusting troll?
265
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:02,490
Hey, I am not going to tell you
I think you're sexy.
266
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,659
I will tell you that kid sucks,
and you should ignore him.
267
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,704
Doctor Ryan, you know how much trouble
I have taking the high road.
268
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,165
I do. Why don't you sit down?
269
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,376
So, you're back up on your feet.
270
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,170
That's gotta feel good.
271
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,506
Yeah. That part was good.
272
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,549
It was so nice not to be in a wheelchair,
273
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,135
but people were still staring at me.
274
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,679
They all think I was faking
being paralyzed.
275
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,139
Why would I fake that?
276
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,808
Because it's such a cool look
277
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,976
to have your cousin
help you onto the toilet?
278
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,856
Listen, I think I've got something
that could really help you.
279
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,026
Paxil, Lexapro, Xanax, Zoloft?
I'll try anything.
280
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,446
Whoa! Knock it off, wannabe pill popper.
281
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,114
It's a grief journal.
282
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,535
Sometimes, the pain we feel
is too hard to say out loud.
283
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,412
This way,
you don't actually have to say it.
284
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,458
And if this doesn't work,
you can always prescribe me some Klonopin.
285
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,043
Girl, bye.
286
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,589
Devi, how was your first day at school?
287
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,508
I'll be honest. It was mixed.
288
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,134
I got all the classes I wanted.
289
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,304
Prime locker location.
Ben Gross is still a dick.
290
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,056
Are we allowed to say "dick" now?
291
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,058
No one can say "dick" in this house.
292
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,144
Why do let that Ben Gross
rile you up so much? He's like 5'2".
293
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,772
Damn, Mom! That was savage. Up top.
294
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,817
Ah, okay. I do not like high-fiving.
It's violent.
295
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,193
Can we please not do that again?
296
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,112
On a more civilized note,
297
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,739
I received some
very exciting information today.
298
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,577
Kamala, your parents
have found you a match...
299
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,494
for marriage.
300
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,037
They did?
301
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,623
Yes! His name is Prashant.
He's an engineer.
302
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,166
Isn't that fantastic?
303
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,794
Kamala was expected
to have an arranged marriage
304
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,838
after she finished her studies abroad,
305
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,133
but she felt less than enthusiastic
about this idea.
306
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,342
Oh, that's so wonderful.
307
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,429
A husband from India?
Someone I've never met before.
308
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,598
Perfect stranger.
How exciting.
309
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,765
I know!
310
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,560
Finally, some good news for this family.
311
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,145
Yeah. That's frigging great.
312
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,647
Kamala does nothing
and gets a full husband in the mail.
313
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,192
Meanwhile, I'm trying to trick a gay guy
into going to Johnny Rockets with me.
314
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,029
You know what? I'm just too jealous
to eat with you right now.
315
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,530
Devi...
316
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:20,920
Devi.
317
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,342
Devi, come here.
318
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764
-Dad?
-Come, come. Sit down.
319
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,140
I want to show you something.
320
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,439
This is John McEnroe.
321
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,067
He is my favorite player of all time.
322
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,444
Hey, look at that! It's me.
323
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,321
I told you it would all make sense.
324
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,115
He doesn't let anyone push him around.
325
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,202
Look at him,
giving it back to that umpire.
326
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,537
He's a firecracker... just like you.
327
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,124
Kanna, what is it?
328
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,252
Dad, am I ugly?
329
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,631
What nonsense.
I'm looking at you right now.
330
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,508
You're the most beautiful girl
in the world.
331
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,135
No. Kamala is beautiful,
332
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,389
and a boy at school
said that I was an un--
333
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,392
He said something mean to me.
334
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,603
This boy is clearly an idiot,
like this umpire.
335
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,147
Do you think John McEnroe
would let that umpire tell him
336
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,440
that he's not beautiful?
337
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,026
No. He would stand up for himself.
338
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,737
So I should beat up Ben Gross?
339
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,406
What? No, no, no.
340
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,950
You fight back
with your spirit, little one.
341
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,327
You stand up for yourself, just like him.
342
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,540
Answer my question!
The question, jerk!
343
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,378
Thanks, Dad. I'll try.
344
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,095
Wait. What are you doing here?
345
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,472
This is my living room.
346
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,392
No, I mean, you died.
347
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,894
Oh, that? I'm better now.
348
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,001
So the next morning,
Devi took her dad's advice
349
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:29,089
and decided to fight back with her spirit,
AKA she would be serving a damn look.
350
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,342
Ben Gross better get ready
to eat his words.
351
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,898
Woah, Devi, you look
like an Indian Kardashian.
352
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,484
Thanks, Fab, but I thought
we were dressing hot today.
353
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,904
This is my boys' medium polo
instead of my usual large.
354
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,239
-The janitor said--
-No. Just, no.
355
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,450
- Stop.
- Well, I know I did a good job.
356
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,161
Get a load of sexy flapper girl.
357
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,747
My grandmother died
in this dress.
358
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,458
Okay. Let's just stick to the plan.
359
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,043
What's our goal for today?
360
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,544
- To make conversation.
- Right.
361
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,837
We're talking to the boys.
362
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,299
I'm gonna ask Jonah to come over and watch
unreleased Ariana Grande footage.
363
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,719
Before you know it,
we'll all be boinking at prom. Okay.
364
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,263
Boyfriend, here I co--
365
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,519
Hey, Jonah.
366
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,729
Ew, you're bleeding.
367
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,482
You're getting knee blood
on the chair. It's unsanitary.
368
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:29,399
You could have AIDS.
369
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,819
I thought no one would bang me.
How could I have AIDS?
370
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,153
Easy. Blood transfusion.
371
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,238
Or sharing needles.
372
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,657
You wish you were cool enough
for intravenous drugs.
373
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,076
Oh. Drugs are, like, cool now?
I didn't realize
374
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,453
you were a hillbilly tweaker.
I guess you're skinny enough.
375
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,455
Uh, I'm not skinny. I'm jacked.
376
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,999
Hmph, for now, until you morph
into your big fat dad.
377
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,042
Shut up. My dad's hot.
378
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,504
You've no idea what he's been through.
He has thyroid issues.
379
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,756
Enough! We talked about this yesterday.
380
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:58,637
How can we mend the conflict of our past
when the conflict of our present rages on?
381
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,056
-Boo.
-That doesn't mean anything.
382
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,392
Those responses were very hurtful.
383
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,935
Go to the principal's office.
384
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,566
Look who it is.
Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Idiot.
385
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,944
You will both report here after school
to do some unpaid labor in the office.
386
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,195
Like an internship?
387
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,989
No. Like a punishment.
388
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:17,990
You're in trouble!
389
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,283
I can't.
390
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,952
I'm supposed to go cheer on
my girlfriend's field hockey practice.
391
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,537
You know, I support women.
392
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,664
Is that why, Mister Feminist?
393
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,333
Or is it to watch a bunch
of teenage boobs bounce around?
394
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,961
Field hockey is a beautiful sport.
395
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,212
Busted. You're a perv.
396
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,631
And what are you laughing at,
Erin Brockovich?
397
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,842
Is that a skirt or a headband?
398
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,468
You know, get your acts together,
399
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,181
or I will personally call all the Ivies
and tell them not to admit you.
400
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,185
Get ready to get your online degree
at StDoofusUniversity.com.
401
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,188
You're dismissed.
402
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,737
Your stupid heels are slowing us down.
Take them off.
403
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,198
Yeah, I'm sure you'd like to see
my bare feet, sicko.
404
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,240
Foot fetish much?
405
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,961
Oh, my God! Oliver Martinez?
406
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,755
Stop molesting my friend!
407
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,299
He's not molesting me.
He's caressing me.
408
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:18,634
He's my boyfriend.
409
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,969
Wait. You have a boyfriend?
410
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,638
We had to keep it a secret.
411
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,766
I mean, can you imagine the shock waves
it would send through drama club?
412
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,392
An actress dating tech crew?
413
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,521
I just... I didn't want to upstage you
414
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,690
while you were trying to get
a boyfriend of your own.
415
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,817
I can't believe
you didn't tell me and Fabiola.
416
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,986
Fabiola knows.
417
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,112
Wow.
418
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,282
I guess I was wrong when I said
no one would date anyone in the UN.
419
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,408
They just won't date you.
420
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,826
-Shut up, Ben!
-Ow.
421
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,119
I'm sorry. I just didn't know
422
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,163
how you would react
with your legs and everything.
423
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,539
I didn't want to upset you.
424
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,250
Me? Upset?
425
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,544
No. You should be upset
for your weird taste in men.
426
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,713
Me? I'm cool. Cool as ice.
427
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,548
Peace.
428
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,181
You guys saw her hit me, right?
You know, my dad's a lawyer.
429
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,184
When you're a normal person
430
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,520
with genuinely balanced reactions
to things,
431
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,065
it may be hard to understand
why we hotheads fly off the handle.
432
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,775
For me, it's a reasonable reaction
433
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:19,486
to the general blindness
of most tennis umpires.
434
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,613
For Devi, it's a logical response
435
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,949
to being betrayed
by her supposed best friends.
436
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,868
How could Eleanor have a boyfriend
and not tell her about it?
437
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,578
And why would she tell Fabiola?
438
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,747
Does she think Devi's too unhinged
to handle it?
439
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,332
Or that Devi would be jealous of her?
440
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,959
Do both of her friends think
441
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,713
she's just a pitiful, lonely,
wheelchair girl without a freaking dad?
442
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,589
What the hell?
443
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,260
{\an8}And that's how it happens, folks.
444
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,137
That's how we hotheads boil over.
445
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,265
What was that?
What happened to the window?
446
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,516
A bird hit it.
447
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,434
Bird?
448
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,520
This is my fault
for keeping the windows so clean.
449
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,855
Where is the poor bird?
450
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,064
It flew away.
451
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,316
It flew away?
452
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,860
After breaking the window with its body?
453
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,990
Devi, that book was blessed by God!
454
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,783
The bird must have done it.
455
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,411
Devi, you are lying
to your mother,
456
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,997
and then bringing shame
on an innocent bird?
457
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,707
Just leave me alone!
458
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,848
Doctor Ryan?
459
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,893
Devi, we don't have an appointment.
460
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:34,686
I know, but I need your help.
461
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,646
Wait. Why do you look hot?
462
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,023
Do you have a date?
463
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,901
Uh... yes, I do.
And don't look so shocked.
464
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,612
I do have a life
outside of being your therapist.
465
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,947
Not right now, you don't.
I need your help.
466
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,824
Okay.
467
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,534
What's going on?
468
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,453
Eleanor has a secret boyfriend
469
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,538
that her and Fabiola
have been keeping from me,
470
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,541
because they thought I was unhinged
and would have a nervous breakdown.
471
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,876
Which, it seems like you are.
472
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,586
Yeah, I'm losing it, Doc.
473
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,090
Okay. All right.
474
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:09,137
Talk to me.
How does their lie make you feel?
475
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,473
It doesn't matter how it makes me feel.
476
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,808
It matters how it makes me look.
477
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,102
Well, all right. How do you want to look?
478
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,356
Normal. I just want to be a normal girl,
who isn't called mean names,
479
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,274
and could actually have a boyfriend.
480
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:24,778
I don't even care who he is,
as long as he wanted to be with me.
481
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:31,159
Devi, look, can I be honest with you?
482
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:35,122
Having just any boyfriend,
no matter who he is,
483
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:39,251
is not gonna make you happier
or change who you are.
484
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:42,504
Trust me,
but after all you've been through,
485
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,632
maybe you shouldn't be so focused
on having a boyfriend.
486
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:50,095
I mean, do you really think you'd make
a good girlfriend right now?
487
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:52,889
Probably not.
488
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,474
Okay.
489
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,895
So what is it you can do this year
to succeed at something
490
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,647
that would actually make you happy...
491
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,941
and make you feel good about yourself?
492
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,363
I think I know what I need to do.
493
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,741
All right. My girl.
494
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,161
Now get to gettin'. I got a hot date.
495
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,163
Good luck on your date.
496
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,088
Later, man.
497
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:30,844
Hi, Paxton.
498
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,807
You don't know me,
but my name is Devi Vishwakumar.
499
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,808
I'm a sophomore.
500
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,102
I sit behind you in history class.
501
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,147
I was also paralyzed last year?
502
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,567
Oh, okay, great.
You are familiar with that.
503
00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:46,902
So here's the thing.
504
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,695
I'm into you.
505
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:54,451
Like, I could name every class you've had
for the last two years.
506
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:57,996
But I won't do that.
507
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,998
And I know you'd never be my boyfriend,
508
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,626
because you're you, and I'm me,
509
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,213
but I was wondering
if you would ever consider...
510
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,425
h--having sex with me?
511
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,306
Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot.
I'm so sorry.
512
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:18,350
-I can't believe I just did that.
-Yeah.
513
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,227
Okay.
514
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,020
What?
515
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,397
What? That actually worked?
516
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,024
Just sex, right?
517
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,275
Just sex.
518
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,946
I'm down, but I can't tonight.
519
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,782
Wow, okay!
520
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,117
Twist. This is surprising.
521
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,744
Looking forward to it.
522
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,746
Will circle back about it.
523
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,130
Okay!
524
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,091
Devi couldn't believe it.
525
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:55,345
For the first time, she had something
she wanted to write in her grief journal.