1 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,971 [yelling aggressively] 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,890 [stirring music] 3 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,017 Oh, crap. 4 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,853 There's only one man who can save us now. 5 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,355 I better get to him before it's too late! 6 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,691 [yelling aggressively] 7 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,653 ["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing] 8 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,162 [woman] Ladies and gentlemen, 9 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:40,749 the president of the Marjorie Caldwell Society of Arts and Music, 10 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,875 John Ballgram. 11 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:50,884 Good evening. 12 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:55,346 Tonight, we honor the life and the music of Mr. Herbie Hancock, 13 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,765 and if we're lucky, 14 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:00,185 we might even get him to come up here and play a little music for us. 15 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,815 But first, I do want to say, just for anyone who's concerned... 16 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,903 I don't think the dog that bit me should get put down. 17 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,698 I know that's protocol when a person falls 18 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,701 and a dog bites them, the dog gets put down... 19 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,913 but I don't think the dog should get put down, 20 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,082 because I know that's a service dog. 21 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,335 Otherwise, why would it be allowed in here, 22 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,505 and why would it be wearing that little blue shirt? 23 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,049 Okay, I just wanted to say that 24 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,259 so it didn't cloud the rest of the evening. 25 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,096 [audience member coughing] 26 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,181 The year is 1957, 27 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,308 on the mean streets of Chicago. 28 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:42,352 -My dog didn't bite you. -[murmuring] 29 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:44,771 What? 30 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,899 -My dog didn't try to bite you. -It didn't what? 31 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:51,486 He was trying to hump your head. 32 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:52,946 [laughter] 33 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,364 [Ballgram] It tried to bite me. 34 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:57,283 -It tried to bite the back of my hair off. -It was humping you, dude. 35 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,243 [laughter] 36 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,702 Uh... 37 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,248 Okay, Herbie can play. 38 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,583 Herbie can compose. 39 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,335 Herbie sees music in a... 40 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,462 I'm sorry. 41 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,005 I'm sorry, but, uh... 42 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,133 What do you even have? 43 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,010 -What? -What do you even have 44 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,721 that you have a service dog that's allowed in here? 45 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,766 -That's really none of your business. -That would be true 46 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,894 if your dog didn't try to bite the back of my hair off. 47 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,271 -You know what happened. -I don't. 48 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,399 And it's too bad we can't figure it out 'cause nobody has video or anything. 49 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,859 I took a video. 50 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:31,860 [murmuring] 51 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,194 Oh... fine. 52 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,989 -There's no way to watch it. -Tech guy can plug it in right there. 53 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,574 [man] Yeah! 54 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:38,992 Thanks, Herbie. 55 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,702 [applause] 56 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:41,953 Cool. All right. 57 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,457 Okay, here I am. Here I am. 58 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,084 I'm walking up the stage. 59 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,337 -There I trip a little on the stair. -[laughter] 60 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,631 And here comes a dog trying to bite me. 61 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,633 [laughter] 62 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,803 It's... It's trying to bite me! 63 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,431 It's trying to rip my hair out. What are you laughing at? 64 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,473 Oh, my God! 65 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,393 Are you saying that your dog has blue balls now? 66 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,103 You said it humped me. 67 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,898 Well, it certainly didn't finish, 'cause look. 68 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,524 -[audience groans in disgust] -It's dry. 69 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:12,901 And you know what? 70 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,112 You don't tape people. 71 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,532 What is this society, that we tape everything? 72 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,077 What's going on? Do we not live in the moment anymore? 73 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,538 We just tape everything from a phone? 74 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,415 I don't like that. 75 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:31,461 You know, that's what Herbie's music is against. 76 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,630 I don't know, man, I think the dog humped you. 77 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,714 [laughter] 78 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:36,507 That's why I love Herbie Hancock. 79 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,550 He loves to lie. 80 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:41,471 [band instrumental interlude playing] 81 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:49,354 ["Blending Soul" by Soul Blenders playing] 82 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:52,273 We now return to the Channel 20 Christmas classic, 83 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,943 The Night Scrooge Saved Christmas. 84 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,403 [hopeful music playing] 85 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,915 [music reaches a crescendo] 86 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,416 Oh! 87 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,834 It's Christmas! 88 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:17,966 -Scrooge! -[stirring music playing] 89 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,175 Who are you? 90 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,345 I am the Ghost of Christmas Way Future. 91 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,181 I've already met the Ghost of Christmas Future. 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,767 I said Way Future, Scrooge! 93 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,896 -What are you here to show me? -Christmas in the year 3050. 94 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,191 Skeletrex and his Bone Brigade have enslaved the human race, 95 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,567 and we need your help. 96 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,111 What are you talking about? 97 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,238 Bonies are slaughtering humans by the millions, 98 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:44,075 taking their bones and using them to make more bone soldiers, 99 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:46,869 and, more important, fleets of bone cars. 100 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,706 -What--? -Frigging Bonies! 101 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,291 But I've got a plan. 102 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,710 We've got to kill Skeletrex. 103 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,920 He's huge! 104 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,340 He's 15 feet tall and he has bones the size of tree trunks. 105 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,510 -What-- -Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. 106 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:04,512 He carries a club made of lava. 107 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,681 -Damn you, Skeletrex! -[gun fires] 108 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,558 Oh, crap! 109 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:12,061 One of the Bonies made it through the Christmas portal. 110 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,689 Quick, Scrooge, bash him with your cane! 111 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,400 [skeleton screaming] 112 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,194 That's it, Scrooge. 113 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,364 Now, go ahead and eat that goop, Scrooge. 114 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,199 It'll give you the Bonie's sense of humor. 115 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,121 Oh, watch out, Scrooge! It's a bone larva. 116 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,497 Don't let it lay an egg! 117 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,917 [Scrooge] I don't know what to do! 118 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,379 Use your Christmas cheer and bash its fricking brains out, you idiot! 119 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,757 -[soldier laughs] -[bone larva moans] 120 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,761 Yeah, bash that bone larva! 121 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,096 Attaboy! That's good bone-crushing. 122 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,808 [hopeful music playing] 123 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,186 I think I'm beginning to get the hang of this. 124 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,189 Scrooge, you cheap bastard, you're a genius at this. 125 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,316 -[stirring music resumes] -Oh, crap! 126 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:01,069 The Bone Brigade is doing a bunch more bad stuff. 127 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,945 We're gonna have to go to the future. 128 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,156 Crap dang it, this sucks! 129 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:08,326 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪ 130 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:11,329 ♪ Whoa, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪ 131 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:12,622 So do you like it out here? 132 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,833 You know, coming from the Midwest, I was unsure 133 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,919 -whether I'd like California or not. -Yeah. 134 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,587 But I got to say, I love it. 135 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,298 You know? The weather, obviously. -[woman] Mm-hm. 136 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,050 [man] It doesn't get any better. 137 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,010 And you think I'd miss the seasons... 138 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:26,969 [woman] Mm-hm. 139 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,263 But you know what? Sometimes I do, 140 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,349 but most of the time, I don't. 141 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,266 [chuckles] 142 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,977 -You excuse me for a second? -Mm-hm. 143 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,190 Can I talk to you for a second? 144 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,150 How can I help you? 145 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,277 My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos. 146 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:45,405 All the ones with the meat and cheese, 147 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,448 the ones that are fully loaded, she's hogging them, 148 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,951 so I'm mostly getting just, like, just chips. 149 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,120 Like mostly just chips, 150 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,121 like nothing on 'em, 151 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:56,332 but, like, a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat. 152 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,584 -Okay. -Can you say something to her? 153 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,421 -Say what? -Maybe go up to the table 154 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,381 and just say like, "Hey, stop that." 155 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,384 Or like, "Hey, that's not allowed." 156 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,595 You want me to go over and say, "Stop eating the meat on the chips"? 157 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,722 No, just say the restaurant has a rule. 158 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,226 It's not you, it's a rule the restaurant has 159 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:18,521 that if you get an item to share, you can't... 160 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,024 One person can't just eat all the fully loaded ones. 161 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,944 Like, don't look around, find the one with most meat, 162 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:28,156 -and always eat that one. -Can't you just ask her to share with you? 163 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,408 Can't you just say the restaurant has a rule? 164 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,494 I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I'm like, 165 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,497 "Play your hits. Like, don't play the new stuff." 166 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,207 Yeah, I totally agree. 167 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,877 You go to a concert, and you want to hear the songs you love. 168 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,878 Right, exactly, like-- 169 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,130 -Give me the good-time rock 'n' roll. -I want to sing along! 170 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,131 [man] Totally! 171 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,174 [both laughing] 172 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:47,467 This is really fun. 173 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,343 -This is so fun. -I'm glad we did this. 174 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,637 Are you enjoying everything? 175 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,306 -Yeah, everything's great. -[man] Yeah. 176 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,391 Uh... Okay. 177 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,187 Because we have a rule here that if you order nachos to share... 178 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,274 uh, one person can't just eat all the fully loaded nachos. 179 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,447 What's that? Say that again? 180 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,993 We have a rule that basically says 181 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,162 if two people order nachos to share... 182 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:20,249 one person can't take the ones with meat and stuff. 183 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,877 What? I've never heard anything like that before. 184 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,879 That is... so weird. 185 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:27,757 But I guess if that's a rule, thanks. 186 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,425 -Okay. -Hang on a second. 187 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,348 Did you ask him to come over here and say that? 188 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,106 What? 189 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,150 Did you ask him to say that? 190 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,236 [tense music playing] 191 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,785 What the hell are you talking about? 192 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:56,786 You got up, 193 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,829 you talked to him for a long time, 194 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:02,083 and then the minute you sit down, he comes over 195 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,210 and says that the restaurant has this rule. 196 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,880 No restaurant has a rule about who gets to eat what. 197 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,304 What? 198 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,640 [in emotional voice] I went up there 199 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,351 to ask if we could switch tables. 200 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,020 There's an air conditioner above this table, 201 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:26,732 and I was worried you were gonna get cold. 202 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,401 There's no vent above us. 203 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,319 What? 204 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,780 Did he ask you to come over and say that about the nachos? 205 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:34,115 -He did. -What? 206 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:38,911 I went up there to complain about the rule. 207 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,246 You just learned the rule! 208 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,748 -What? -He just came over here... 209 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,833 -Who? -Him! 210 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,043 What is going on? 211 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,086 We'll take the check. 212 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,092 We're gonna be so early for that movie. 213 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:54,677 I'm not going to the movie. 214 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,848 [in high-pitched voice] What? 215 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,852 ["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing] 216 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,611 [upbeat music playing on radio] 217 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,123 [mouths] 218 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,499 [car horn honking continuously] 219 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,667 [frenzied driver] That's me! 220 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,462 Me! That's me! Me! 221 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,672 -[continuous horn honking] -[tires screech] 222 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,007 Me? 223 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,470 Go around. 224 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,805 [continuous horn honking] 225 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,931 Just go around. I... 226 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,976 -[driver panting] -[continuous horn honking] 227 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,104 The third phase, we hit up Instagram and-- 228 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,522 [distant car horn honking] 229 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:49,982 Uh... 230 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:53,235 -Um, the third phase, we-- -[distant car horn honking] 231 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,991 [continuous horn honking] 232 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:00,785 Sorry. 233 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,954 -[continuous horn honking] -[menacing music playing] 234 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,082 [snarling] 235 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,295 -[dog barking] -[continuous horn honking] 236 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,548 [frenzied driver] I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! 237 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,926 -My stomach hurts! -[continuous horn honking] 238 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,012 Help me, please! 239 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,557 [birds chirping] 240 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,786 [exhales] 241 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,630 [man] As painful and sad as today is... 242 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,801 let us not forget that it's also a celebration of life. 243 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,219 The life in this world... 244 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,472 and the life in our next world, in the ever after. 245 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,390 [car horn honking] 246 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:07,852 The deceased taught us all a lot about life. 247 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,937 -[priest's speech drowned out by honking] -Hey! Hey! 248 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,441 [priest's speech drowned out by honking] 249 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,192 [continuous car horn honking] 250 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,820 Oh, shit! Shit! 251 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,155 Shit! Shit! 252 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,949 Shit! Shit! No! No! 253 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,285 What the hell are you doing, man? Stop honking. 254 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,745 But I'm horny! 255 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,621 -What are you talking about? -I'm talking about 256 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,331 your "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker! 257 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,624 Can you help me out or not? 258 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,210 -How would I help you out? -I don't know! Do you have a solution, 259 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,713 like some magazines, or a calendar, or something? 260 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,256 -Why would I have that? -What?! 261 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,467 I thought that you worked for a service or a company 262 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,260 that helped out guys that are so horny 263 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,636 that their stomachs hurt! 264 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,971 'Cause that's what I am! 265 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,056 There's no service that does that! 266 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,601 [yelling in agony] 267 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,019 Stop moving around! 268 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,772 Why do you have that sticker on your car? What did you think was gonna happen? 269 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,524 I don't know why I got the fucking sticker, man! 270 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,946 I grew up in a small town. 271 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,658 -Things were hard. -[pensive music playing] 272 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,786 We needed to make little jokes. 273 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,539 I learned to make my car a little funny. 274 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,335 I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message, 275 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:18,255 like I was some sort of representative or something. 276 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,261 -So you don't have pornos and calendars? -No. 277 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,847 Then you need to take that sticker off your car. 278 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,307 Don't you dare! Don't you fucking touch it! 279 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,809 Stay away from my car! It's a classic! 280 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,353 -Do not touch me! -Don't touch my ride! 281 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,271 -Ohhh! -Shit! 282 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,232 -[driver] What do we got here? -Shut the fuck up! 283 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,151 -You had pornos this whole time? -Shut the fuck up. Just pick one and go. 284 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,986 I got to go over there and sing a song. 285 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,280 Come on, hurry up! 286 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,824 I've seen a lot of these! 287 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,493 -Just take-- -Thank you so much. 288 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,036 Seriously, this is honestly like-- 289 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,621 -I'm sorry. -I just... I am sorry. 290 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,998 [inspirational music playing] 291 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,546 And now to sing a song, the son of the deceased. 292 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,969 ♪ Friday night ♪ 293 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,098 ♪ I'm thinking that we just might ♪ 294 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,977 ♪ Fly away to someplace they don't know ♪ 295 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,437 ♪ Who we are ♪ 296 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,361 ♪ Now I'm riding shotgun in your car ♪ 297 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:27,324 ♪ We drive through the city Like explorers going 65 ♪ 298 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,244 ♪ Blowing hair flying across your face ♪ 299 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:34,832 ♪ We left on Friday, now it's Saturday ♪ 300 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:38,836 ♪ Pressed jeans buttoned up Jeans ironed slipping up ♪ 301 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,882 ♪ Rad shoes walking slow Headphones blaring 3-stacks ♪ 302 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,886 ♪ Sunglasses flaring out Dick watch hanging low ♪ 303 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,848 ♪ Studded belt, pole cut Three-stacks on the radio ♪ 304 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,225 ♪ Friday night ♪ 305 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,187 ♪ I'm thinking that we just might ♪ 306 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,983 ♪ Run away to someplace we ♪ 307 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,652 ♪ We can be who we are ♪ 308 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,989 ♪ We can be who we are ♪ 309 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,869 I love you, Mom. 310 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,789 ["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing] 311 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,061 ♪ There's a flame, a flame ♪ 312 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,272 ♪ A big flame in my heart ♪ 313 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,732 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 314 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:47,905 ♪ And believe me when I say It's burning hot ♪ 315 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,448 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 316 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,619 ♪ It's burning for you ♪ 317 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:58,165 ♪ Even though we are through ♪ 318 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:03,295 ♪ This big flame boy  Is gonna break my heart in two ♪