1 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:11,240 That's not what I said. You always do this. 2 00:00:11,323 --> 00:00:12,533 Hello? 3 00:00:13,576 --> 00:00:15,119 [yells] Ah! 4 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,878 [tires screech] 5 00:00:23,961 --> 00:00:25,296 What are you doing? 6 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:29,175 Fucking asshole. Come on, man. 7 00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:31,927 -[tires screech] -Come on, man. Go! What? 8 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,430 Going around this asshole. 9 00:00:36,307 --> 00:00:39,268 -What the fuck? -[car honks] 10 00:00:39,351 --> 00:00:41,771 -Come on, man, go! -[honking continues] 11 00:00:44,482 --> 00:00:47,234 What is your problem, man? Do you know how to fucking drive? 12 00:00:48,152 --> 00:00:49,111 No. 13 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:50,654 What? 14 00:00:50,738 --> 00:00:52,656 No, I don't know how to fucking drive. 15 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:55,743 I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared. 16 00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:58,287 What are you talking about? You don't know how to drive? 17 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:01,832 Not everybody knows how to do everything. Driving isn't the only thing-- 18 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:03,709 -Just move your car! -Okay. 19 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:05,711 [muttering] I don't know how. I can't-- 20 00:01:05,795 --> 00:01:07,713 My God. Just grab the steering wheel. 21 00:01:07,797 --> 00:01:09,465 Fine! [screams] 22 00:01:10,841 --> 00:01:14,845 -It hurt? -Yeah, it does. It does hurt, actually. 23 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:18,766 What if where you're going is a job interview and I turn out to be the boss? 24 00:01:18,849 --> 00:01:20,976 I'm not going to a job interview! 25 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:23,729 -You could be a year from now. -Oh, my God. 26 00:01:23,813 --> 00:01:26,774 Everybody says, "That guy's great." I say, "Wait a minute." 27 00:01:27,483 --> 00:01:29,902 -"That guy yells." -Move your fucking car! 28 00:01:29,985 --> 00:01:31,779 -I can't! -Why not? 29 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:35,366 -Oh. I'm good. Thank you. -What? 30 00:01:35,449 --> 00:01:38,786 I'm good. Thank you. You don't wanna help me. Just wanna yell. 31 00:01:39,453 --> 00:01:40,287 [softly] Fuck. 32 00:01:40,371 --> 00:01:42,164 -[horn honks] -[screams] 33 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:43,833 That's just the horn. 34 00:01:43,916 --> 00:01:46,585 I don't know that, do I? 35 00:01:47,294 --> 00:01:48,587 You know? 36 00:01:48,671 --> 00:01:49,755 [gentle music plays] 37 00:01:49,839 --> 00:01:52,216 -I want to tell you something. -What? 38 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:55,094 -You yelled at me. -Oh, my God. 39 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:57,096 -[horn honks] -[screams] 40 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,558 [opening theme music playing] 41 00:02:06,188 --> 00:02:08,816 She slams down her computer screen when she sees me behind her. 42 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:11,443 I'm like, "Lady, I need to look at your computer to get ideas?" 43 00:02:11,527 --> 00:02:13,696 -"I've been all over the world." -[all laughing] 44 00:02:13,779 --> 00:02:16,365 You've been all over. Why would you want to steal her idea? 45 00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:17,283 Thank you! 46 00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:19,326 I didn't get my ideas from a lady in a coffee shop. 47 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,120 [crowd laughs] 48 00:02:21,203 --> 00:02:22,663 You've been to Egypt. 49 00:02:22,746 --> 00:02:27,334 I lived in Egypt for a month. I lived in Egypt for a month! 50 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,962 Partying with Hal is the best. 51 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:32,464 -Hey, guys. Are we gonna split this? -Ten ways? 52 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:35,426 Wait. Has anyone ever played credit card roulette? 53 00:02:35,509 --> 00:02:38,220 Oh, my God! 54 00:02:38,304 --> 00:02:41,015 Hal is a genius at having fun. I truly believe that. 55 00:02:41,098 --> 00:02:43,267 Here's how it works. Everyone throw in your credit card. 56 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,978 -Okay. -We put 'em in this hat. We pick a card. 57 00:02:46,061 --> 00:02:48,647 Whoever's card it is has to pay for the entire meal. 58 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,108 [laughs] 59 00:02:51,192 --> 00:02:52,651 -Come on. Throw it in. -I love it. 60 00:02:52,735 --> 00:02:56,238 Every night I've ever gone out with Hal has been insane. 61 00:02:56,322 --> 00:02:58,490 -Now you're starting to see why. -[Hal] Listen. 62 00:02:58,574 --> 00:03:00,659 You only go around this old blue marble once. 63 00:03:00,743 --> 00:03:02,786 Might as well have the best time here. 64 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,496 He's a complete night owl. 65 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,498 -[Vicky] There. -No, Vicky. You do the honors. 66 00:03:06,582 --> 00:03:10,502 -Oh! My pleasure. -Drumroll, please. 67 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:11,503 [Vicky] Okay. 68 00:03:11,587 --> 00:03:14,548 -[woman] No looking, no peeking. -It is… [gasps] 69 00:03:14,632 --> 00:03:16,842 -Ooh, Leslie. -Leslie! 70 00:03:16,926 --> 00:03:18,093 I'm not paying it. 71 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,723 -[chuckles] What's that? -Uh, I'm not paying the bill. 72 00:03:22,806 --> 00:03:24,934 This is too much money. I'm not paying it. 73 00:03:25,017 --> 00:03:28,187 Maybe if I'd have gotten a bite of everyone's meal or something… 74 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:31,482 No, no. I just don't want to do it. I just don't want to pay it. 75 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:36,362 -Okay, you know what? -And I'm not gonna pay. 76 00:03:37,029 --> 00:03:40,074 [Hal] Why don't I just pick my card and I'll pay for it. 77 00:03:40,157 --> 00:03:43,035 -Fine, yeah, that's fair. -No. You do not have to do that. 78 00:03:43,118 --> 00:03:46,664 -It's fine. It was my dumb idea. -[Leslie] It's fine. God! All fine. 79 00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:48,832 [chuckles] I'm not gonna pay for it, it's fine. 80 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:52,711 It's got to be fine, 'cause I ain't gonna fuckin' pay for it. [laughs] 81 00:03:52,795 --> 00:03:54,004 I'm not paying. 82 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:56,674 -Just put it all on there. -Of course. 83 00:04:03,013 --> 00:04:04,807 Linda, are you still dating that bad guy? 84 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:08,102 -What? -Are you still dating that big, bad guy? 85 00:04:08,185 --> 00:04:09,812 His name was David or something. 86 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:11,855 Yeah, I'm still dating David. 87 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:13,983 [laughing] That's a bad guy! 88 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,069 That is a rotten egg. 89 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:18,779 Linda… 90 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:20,572 Dump him, girl. 91 00:04:22,616 --> 00:04:26,203 So, um, is everyone going to Cheryl's art show? 92 00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:29,707 [yelling] Fuck! I should have lied! No! 93 00:04:30,416 --> 00:04:31,417 Fuck! 94 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:34,461 -Oh! -[in normal voice] What? 95 00:04:34,545 --> 00:04:37,089 I should have said there was some reason I couldn't pay, 96 00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:39,508 not just right away say I'm not gonna! 97 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:42,386 [groans dramatically] 98 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:44,680 I hate that game. 99 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:47,725 I hate that game. 100 00:04:48,851 --> 00:04:50,436 I've always hated that game. 101 00:04:51,478 --> 00:04:52,855 [crying] You all know that. 102 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:56,108 I hate that game. 103 00:04:57,318 --> 00:04:59,194 No, I actually don't hate that game because-- 104 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:01,697 [whimsical music playing] 105 00:05:03,991 --> 00:05:04,992 Hey, give me that. 106 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:07,828 -No way. I had it first. -Give me that right now. 107 00:05:07,911 --> 00:05:11,582 -No, no, no! -No. I'm sorry, guys. 108 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:16,253 I'm just not in the mood for the hilarious waiter brothers. 109 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:21,759 Okay? I think you guys are funny. I like the three funny waiter brothers. 110 00:05:21,842 --> 00:05:24,762 Just not in the mood 'cause of what I did tonight, I forgot to lie. 111 00:05:24,845 --> 00:05:27,806 Wait. Didn't you say there'd be five people at this table? 112 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:31,143 -No. I said there'd be only four people. -You said five. 113 00:05:31,226 --> 00:05:34,396 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪ 114 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,232 ♪ Whoa, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪ 115 00:05:37,316 --> 00:05:39,943 I feel like a kid. You have to get skates. 116 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:44,031 -I would love to feel like a kid again. -Then you have to get skates. 117 00:05:44,114 --> 00:05:46,367 -Hey. There's the birthday girl. -Oh, my God. 118 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:50,037 -Matt Alex, you're here. -And I'm here all night. 119 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:56,085 Matt Alex gets the funniest, unique stuff. Last year he got me a close-up magician. 120 00:05:56,168 --> 00:05:58,379 -The magic was really good. -What'd you do this year? 121 00:05:58,462 --> 00:05:59,838 I think you're gonna like it. 122 00:05:59,922 --> 00:06:02,549 I understand there's a birthday here. 123 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,676 Wild stuff. Wild stuff. 124 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,763 -[laughs] Oh, my God, Matt! -Wild. 125 00:06:07,846 --> 00:06:11,266 You got a Johnny Carson impersonator, that is so funny. 126 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:13,227 -[Joni] This is so random. -Wild. 127 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:15,479 [Matt] I honestly almost forgot 'cause I moved this week. 128 00:06:15,562 --> 00:06:19,233 I was like, "I'm so distracted, but I have to outdo myself from last year." 129 00:06:19,316 --> 00:06:21,527 Oh, my God. Johnny Carson just fucking hit me. 130 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:23,529 -What the hell? -The fuck are you doing? 131 00:06:23,612 --> 00:06:28,659 He can! He can! He can! Oh! He can. 132 00:06:28,742 --> 00:06:31,453 -He can what? -He can hit. He can hit you. 133 00:06:32,496 --> 00:06:35,040 -Who are you? -I'm with Stable of Stars. 134 00:06:35,124 --> 00:06:37,418 That's my guy. He's one of our Carsons. 135 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:40,129 -Okay, well, he just hit Todd. -Right. 136 00:06:40,212 --> 00:06:44,091 That's why I ran over screaming, "He can," 'cause he can. 137 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:47,386 He can't just hit people. That's assault. That's against the law. 138 00:06:47,469 --> 00:06:51,014 Well, your friend paid for him to be here as a joke 139 00:06:51,098 --> 00:06:54,768 at a low, low, low price point. And at that price point, 140 00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:57,896 at Stable of Stars, he can hit. 141 00:06:57,980 --> 00:06:59,440 [grunts] Ow! 142 00:06:59,523 --> 00:07:00,399 It's fine! 143 00:07:01,191 --> 00:07:03,026 He got him so bad. Who is that? 144 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:05,988 -That's our friend. -He really whacked him. 145 00:07:07,197 --> 00:07:09,908 It's fine. Ugh! 146 00:07:09,992 --> 00:07:13,537 -Guys! Please. It's fine. -Matt, what the hell? 147 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,747 -I had no idea they could hit. -They can't. 148 00:07:15,831 --> 00:07:18,792 I had no idea he'd say that at that price point, they can. 149 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:22,004 Wild. Wild. 150 00:07:25,007 --> 00:07:26,300 Wild. 151 00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:28,927 [yells] Johnny, go around! 152 00:07:29,011 --> 00:07:31,638 Go to other people. Don't just go to them. 153 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:34,516 Move! Go, move! Go around. 154 00:07:35,392 --> 00:07:38,645 Oh, my God! I'm sorry. 155 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:42,566 I gotta push him around the party, make sure everybody gets to see him. 156 00:07:42,649 --> 00:07:45,110 -Whose house is this? -It's mine. 157 00:07:45,194 --> 00:07:47,154 There's no cute restaurants in the neighborhood. 158 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:49,615 What? Look, we don't want to insult you, 159 00:07:49,698 --> 00:07:52,326 but since it was a joke, he got the low price point, 160 00:07:52,409 --> 00:07:55,245 which we now know means, at Star Wagon… 161 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:56,580 Or Stable of Stars. 162 00:07:56,663 --> 00:07:59,166 -That you allow them to hit. -They're not allowed to hit. 163 00:08:00,042 --> 00:08:03,253 Oh, right. Yes, at that price point, yes, they are allowed to hit. 164 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:07,466 -I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. -[fake laughs] Understanding all of that, 165 00:08:07,549 --> 00:08:10,886 we were just hoping that maybe there's another version of this 166 00:08:10,969 --> 00:08:15,015 where everyone kind of gets what they want. 167 00:08:15,098 --> 00:08:18,310 -I know it's not your fault. -What the fuck are you doing? 168 00:08:18,393 --> 00:08:21,271 -[Joni] Who is that? -[man] That's my George Kennedy. 169 00:08:21,355 --> 00:08:24,107 -I brought him here as a perk. -Why would I want George Kennedy? 170 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:25,734 I know. That's why he's a perk. 171 00:08:25,817 --> 00:08:30,030 And that's also why he can't hit! 172 00:08:30,113 --> 00:08:34,451 He can't hit. Carson can hit all the day he wants. 173 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,078 Can he hit vases? 174 00:08:36,161 --> 00:08:37,538 Uh… Yeah, he can. 175 00:08:37,621 --> 00:08:39,498 I like that they can hit. It's cool. 176 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:41,291 -Okay. Thank you. -And I think it's great. 177 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:44,294 -Thank you so much. Thank you. -Is he with you? 178 00:08:44,378 --> 00:08:49,466 Busted. That's my George Bush. What the fuck are you doing? 179 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:51,218 You can't hit! 180 00:08:51,301 --> 00:08:53,887 Both of you, go sit in the wagon. 181 00:08:53,971 --> 00:08:56,098 I'd send 'em to a coffee shop or something, 182 00:08:56,181 --> 00:08:58,517 but there's nothing in this area. 183 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,394 It's a really nice neighborhood. 184 00:09:00,477 --> 00:09:02,688 Oh, my God, the Carson just passed out. 185 00:09:03,855 --> 00:09:04,690 Uh… 186 00:09:04,773 --> 00:09:06,483 ["Pretty Please" by Triplett Twins plays] 187 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,318 ♪ Pretty please with sugar on top ♪ 188 00:09:08,402 --> 00:09:10,362 ♪ Baby, give me that love you've got ♪ 189 00:09:10,445 --> 00:09:12,656 [grunts loudly] 190 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:16,994 So you're thinking about becoming a owner of your own 191 00:09:17,077 --> 00:09:19,663 Little Buff Boys Corporate Competition? 192 00:09:19,746 --> 00:09:22,124 Well, I may have a little good advice for you. 193 00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:24,293 Absolutely do it! 194 00:09:24,376 --> 00:09:25,919 I'm Dave Campor, 195 00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:29,006 Little Buff Boy Champ of '96. 196 00:09:29,089 --> 00:09:31,842 Twenty-five times out of the 50-city run. 197 00:09:31,925 --> 00:09:34,511 I still think I should have won in Tucson. 198 00:09:34,595 --> 00:09:37,055 God, I miss those days. 199 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:39,808 But now, my muscles are up here, 200 00:09:39,891 --> 00:09:44,104 as I run one of the most successful Little Buff Boy franchises 201 00:09:44,187 --> 00:09:45,897 out here in Cincinnati. 202 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:48,734 Now I eat at some of the best restaurants in town. 203 00:09:48,817 --> 00:09:52,321 I get full to the brim, eating cherry chuck salad. 204 00:09:52,404 --> 00:09:55,574 People say that it's healthy, but with that much cherry 205 00:09:55,657 --> 00:09:58,702 and that much ground chuck, it can't be healthy. 206 00:09:58,785 --> 00:10:01,246 [roaring] 207 00:10:01,913 --> 00:10:03,373 [music playing] 208 00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:15,177 Wow. This place is amazing. Look at all the attention to detail. 209 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,929 I did think it'd look a little more galactic, didn't you? 210 00:10:18,013 --> 00:10:19,723 I think it looks very galactic. 211 00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:23,393 -You do? You wanna leave? You too scared? -No, it's fun. 212 00:10:23,477 --> 00:10:25,812 Oh, that's great. A buddy told me about this place. 213 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,689 He said it was nuts. Fucker. 214 00:10:28,273 --> 00:10:31,401 Oh! Here we go. This looks great. Hey, wait a minute. 215 00:10:31,485 --> 00:10:33,862 My drink's smoking. We gotta send this back. 216 00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:35,614 I gotta talk to the captain. 217 00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:38,825 -Gary, you're being so silly. -I'm just having fun. 218 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:40,243 [both chuckle] 219 00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:41,244 Uh… 220 00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:44,414 Seriously, though, you were saying, 221 00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:48,335 -the trouble you have with your sister. -Oh, Gary. It just keeps piling on. 222 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:50,962 Every time we think we're out of the woods, 223 00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:53,256 she just falls right back into her old habits. 224 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,550 It must be so difficult for you, Jeanine. 225 00:10:56,385 --> 00:10:58,762 -[voice over PA system] Danger! -What the hell? 226 00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:01,682 …detected. Danger! Unmanned spaceship detected. 227 00:11:01,765 --> 00:11:04,393 What is… This is part of the show? [chuckles] 228 00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:07,479 What the… Look at this. This stuff moves. 229 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:10,607 It's like CGI. The money going into this place. 230 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:13,318 Hey, what's an alien gotta do to get a drink around here? 231 00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:14,486 [laughs] 232 00:11:14,569 --> 00:11:16,613 I just came from a planet that was all bugs. 233 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:19,991 And I can safely say a lot better-looking than this crowd. 234 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,827 [laughing] Shit. Whoa! 235 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:23,662 I came here looking for intelligent life, 236 00:11:23,745 --> 00:11:25,956 and I can tell you right now, it ain't at table seven. 237 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:28,959 Oh! They're like, "Huh?" 238 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:31,795 I came here looking for the perfect specimen to abduct. 239 00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:34,297 Hey, table three. Uh, hard pass. 240 00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:36,425 Oh! [laughs] 241 00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:37,926 -"Hard pass." -Brutal. 242 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:39,845 That is nuts. 243 00:11:39,928 --> 00:11:42,305 Anyways, my friend Bruce is going through the same thing 244 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:45,016 that your sister's going through. Guy had everything. 245 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:48,270 Look at table five. She's thinking, "I should've swiped left." 246 00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,273 Not right now, buddy. Okay. 247 00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:53,984 If this date were a movie, it'd be Bore of the Worlds. 248 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:56,570 [audience laughing] 249 00:11:56,653 --> 00:11:57,779 You have no clue. 250 00:11:57,863 --> 00:12:00,657 Talk about abduction, someone abducted all the fun from this date. 251 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:04,745 Her sister's addicted to drugs. Okay? Does that sound boring to you? 252 00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:08,206 What? 253 00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:10,250 -That's what we're talking about. -It's okay. 254 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,794 I'm sorry if that's the most boring thing you've ever heard, 255 00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:16,715 that she's scared because her sister loves drugs so much 256 00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:19,009 that she can't stop taking them! 257 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:20,969 -I didn't know. -Exactly. 258 00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:24,848 You know nothing about her. This woman's been through absolute hell. 259 00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:27,684 Just to get school supplies, her mom had to drink puke 260 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,352 for a local morning radio show. 261 00:12:29,436 --> 00:12:31,062 -Did you know that? -What? 262 00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:33,523 She knew that every little pencil she broke, 263 00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:37,444 her mom had to take another big gulp of vomit for the Davy and Rascal Show. 264 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:40,071 -Does that sound boring to you? -She did it more than once? 265 00:12:42,282 --> 00:12:43,950 She had a standing invitation. 266 00:12:44,659 --> 00:12:47,329 And the listeners loved it when she drank stuff. 267 00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:51,333 And she did it for us just so we could get school supplies and trips to Florida. 268 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,376 -Does that sound boring? -No. 269 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,046 I'm sorry if the most boring thing you ever heard 270 00:12:56,129 --> 00:12:58,673 is my mom drank puke for trips to Florida. 271 00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:02,594 One time she drank a jar full of mucus just so she could get a backpack. 272 00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:03,762 -Right? -Yeah. 273 00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:04,721 Oh, my God. 274 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:07,098 -She drank diarrhea. -No, she didn't. 275 00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:09,643 Thought you said that. Could've sworn you said it in the car. 276 00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:10,811 -No. -[alien] Look. 277 00:13:10,894 --> 00:13:13,396 -I was joking when I said you were boring. -You said I'm boring? 278 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,314 No, no, no. 279 00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:17,734 I watched my daddy get executed by the state for homicide, dude. 280 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:20,028 -What? -[Gary] Right before they zapped him, 281 00:13:20,111 --> 00:13:23,240 he looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs, 282 00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:27,327 he screamed, "Never let the party die!" 283 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,830 -Does that sound like a boring guy to you? -It doesn't. 284 00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:33,041 You have no clue what people have gone through 285 00:13:33,124 --> 00:13:36,086 or who they are. So don't say I can't please a woman. 286 00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:39,506 -I didn't say that. -You said I should have swiped left. 287 00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:41,508 You did. What's that supposed to mean? 288 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:44,219 -I didn't say anything about that. -It's all right. 289 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:47,806 All you gotta do is take your head out of that head 290 00:13:47,889 --> 00:13:50,475 and come over here and apologize to us face to face. 291 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:53,854 [powering off] 292 00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:57,148 [scoffs] Anyways, let's just try to have a good time. 293 00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:59,234 I'm gonna get some mozzarella sticks. 294 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:02,070 -[Jeanine] That sounds good. -[Gary] They have terrific soup. 295 00:14:02,153 --> 00:14:03,196 I'm sorry. 296 00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:06,199 -Who the fuck are you? -I'm… that. 297 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,117 Oh! 298 00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:10,829 Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, okay. 299 00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:14,457 In retrospect, I can appreciate that you may not have had any idea 300 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,168 that we were here talking about how her sister is addicted to drugs. 301 00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:20,505 -I can barely hear anything out here. -Right. Yeah, I bet. 302 00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:25,010 Sweetie, you got a little Mars cocktail on your beautiful, gray dress there. 303 00:14:25,093 --> 00:14:26,469 Could we get that for free? 304 00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,888 -What? -The Mars cocktail. 305 00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:30,724 Could we get it for free 'cause she spilled a bit on her dress? 306 00:14:30,807 --> 00:14:32,058 -Sure. -[Gary] Great. 307 00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:35,020 'Cause if you said no, I would've gone home and got on Yelp 308 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,480 and said that I found a LEGO head in my corn. 309 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:38,481 [Gary laughs] 310 00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,984 I've done that to a lot of places. It works. 311 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,153 ♪ Time is now ♪ 312 00:14:44,112 --> 00:14:46,156 ♪ That we're together ♪ 313 00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:49,159 ♪ It's finally now ♪ 314 00:14:50,076 --> 00:14:52,162 ♪ Now and forever ♪ 315 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:05,175 ♪ No, we'll never, never know The time is now ♪ 316 00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:11,181 ♪ We won't ever, ever, ever Hit the ground ♪ 317 00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:13,183 ♪ The time is now ♪ 318 00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:17,187 ♪ The time is now ♪ 319 00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:23,193 And that's new! And you weren't excited for it.