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[announcer] Do you have what it takes
to make a deal

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with one of the investor moguls

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in The Capital Room?

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Entrepreneurs from around the world
have one chance to see

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if they can secure the capital
from our star investors.

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The moguls invest their own money
at their own discretion,

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on The Capital Room…

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I turned my parents' struggling
dry cleaning and clothes repair business

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into a fashion empire.

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I started in the mailroom and made my way
to the head of the boardroom.

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I started off with a sunglass stand
in a mall.

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Now you can find Tabbitoe frames
in every major city in the world.

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I sued the city because I was
accidentally sewed into the pants

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of the big Charlie Brown
at the Thanksgiving Day parade.

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I made all my money off
the big Charlie Brown,

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so don't even come and try
and tell me any crap!

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I don't want that!

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Business isn't a game for me,
it's a war.

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To this day, I hate bald boys.

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I can't stand bald boys.

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Every time I see them,
I think I'm back in the pants.

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Don't bring me a bad deal,
or I'll… [grunting]

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[woman] I'm a wolf in the boardroom.

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If I find out
you're a sheep, I'll eat you alive.

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I'm not used to being rich.

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I can't stop having wine.

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I can buy the most delicious wine now.

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[man] Business is in my blood.
I can see past the numbers.

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I'm scared about how much I need wine.

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I can't even watch a movie anymore
without a big pour of wine and popcorn.

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My mouth is purple,

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and when I look in the toilet bowl,
it's purple. Purple and black.

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I'm very careful with my parade money,

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'cause my fortune's
not getting any bigger.

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It's just that amount of money
that gets smaller till I die.

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Or I make a good deal with you.

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Could it be you?

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[theme music playing]

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Well, this should be
our last session today.

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We can put this deal to bed,
and then you all can go back

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to New York with a brand-new territory.

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I love it.

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Let's all turn to page 46
of the merger documents.

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Mmm-hmm.

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-No amendments on our end.
-Looks good to us.

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No red flags on our end.

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Okay, great.

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Let's go ahead
and move on to the next page.

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We keep up this pace,
we'll be out of here by 2:00.

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What the hell's going on with Mike?

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I'm just a little jet lagged, sir,
so I'm lying down.

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-We've been here for ten days.
-He's not eating.

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He's spending all his per diem on shirts.

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Shut the fuck up, Doug, you fucking skunk!

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What are you talking about?

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He's skipping all of his meals
and using the money we gave him for food

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to buy those dumb shirts.

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Bullshit!

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Well, I will admit I am using the money

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the company has given me
for food to buy shirts. Yes, I am.

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-To buy shirts?
-Sir, you're going to love this.

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I found this badass store
called Dan Flashes,

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that's my exact style.

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I've never been to a store
like Dan Flashes

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where everything
in the store, I would wear.

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-Mike, you have to eat.
-Not today, sir. [laughs]

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-Definitely not today, no.
-Excuse me?

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Dan Flashes got a new shirt in today
that's $450.

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-What?
-'Cause the pattern's so complicated,

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you idiot!

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[chuckles] It costs more
because of the patterns.

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Yeah, and rightfully so!

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This one I'm wearing now?
This is $150, out the door.

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And this is not that complicated.

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They have this one shirt that costs $1,000
'cause the pattern's so wild.

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I want that one so bad.

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Mike, we have to focus.

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I'm just not going to let
Doug say that about Dan Flashes,

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-that the patterns aren't complicated.
-I never said that.

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You said they shouldn't
jack up the prices!

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That means that the patterns
aren't complicated and they are.

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Even on this one, which is bargain bin.

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-[man] Okay.
-Still nuts.

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-That's not what Doug was saying.
-He kind of is, though.

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That's how they value the shirt.

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The more the lines crisscross
and the patterns overlap.

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Okay.

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'Cause if you're saying
they're not complicated…

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They are. They are.

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Maybe we should take a little break.

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Yeah, that'd be great. I'm so hot.

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He just wants to leave early
so he can go to The Shops at the Creeks.

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-What the hell is the Creeks?
-[Mike] That's where Dan Flashes is.

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Susan, did I tell you that they have
a shirt there that cost $2,000

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'cause it's so complicated?

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You said they had
a shirt that cost $1,000.

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-I'm talking to Susan! Aren't I, Doug?
-Okay, please stop screaming at Doug.

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I don't think I'm screaming.

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-You've been screaming all the time.
-I screamed once.

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-You screamed a ton--
-Shut the fuck up, Doug!

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-You fucking scum!
-You shut the fuck up. I'll kill you.

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All right, take the temperature
down a little bit

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and, uh, push on.

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I believe we're on page 47.

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-[man] Janet, this particular budget…
-[whispers] Susan. Susan.

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The guys that Dan Flashes
were using in the ad for them

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looked a lot like me.

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I'm going, "Okay,
I've gotta try this place."

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"A lot of these guys look a lot like me."

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-Could you please stop whispering?
-I can't scream.

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-I can't whisper. How about this?
-What happened to your hand?

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[chuckles] He got thrown down the stairs
at Dan Flashes.

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Shut the fuck up, Doug! I did, though.

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Dan Flashes is a very aggressive store.

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I mean, you walk by a store
and you see 50 guys

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who look just like me
fighting over very complicated shirts,

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you go in.

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Yes, you do. You go in.

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Let's come back to this tomorrow,
and Mike, eat something by then.

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I will. I'll eat Doug's mom's wig.

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-Her wig?
-Shut up, Doug.

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I'll eat her whole fucking head.
I don't care.

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[funky instrumental music playing]

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Okay, buddy. Come on.

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Finish your chicken fingers.
We gotta get back to your mom and sister.

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Can we stop at the ice cream store
on the way home?

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-No, not today. It's already way too late.
-Pretty please. I've been good all day.

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Um… You know, I wish we could,

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but actually,
the ice cream store is closed today.

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-[girl] What do you mean?
-You didn't know?

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When it's too cold outside,
all the ice cream stores close

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because the ice cream machines freeze up
and they don't work anymore.

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Yeah, your dad's right.

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Uh, when the temperature drops,
the ice cream machines freeze up.

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See, what did I tell you?

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[man] Your dad and I
are old friends. [clears throat]

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That's how come we both know
about ice cream stores.

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-Okay, buddy.
-We go way back.

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Uh, we're the same age, actually, right?

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Uh…

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-Yeah.
-And I own every kind of classic car.

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-What was that?
-Uh, classic cars.

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I own every kind of a classic car
'cause I'm rich, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, he's rich.

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-I even have doubles.
-What?

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I have doubles of the cars. Some of 'em.

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That way I know I have
a pristine one in storage.

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Then I can drive it,
it gets scratched, I don't care.

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Yeah.

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Actually, that's how I know
about the ice cream store,

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because I drove by one earlier today
in one of the doubles…

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uh, the double of the Barracuda.

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Actually, I have triples of the Barracuda.
I have triples, right?

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-If I don't, the other stuff's not true.
-He has triples of the Barracuda.

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See, the Barracuda's
the one I have triples of.

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Oh, no, actually, I also have triples
of the Road Runner, too.

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But just those two.
And your dad and I are the same age,

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and I'm rich and I have triples
of the Barracuda and the Road Runner.

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Cool. Can we get the check, please,
when you get a chance?

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This is good news. That deal went through.

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All right, that's going to work out.
I have triples of the Nova now.

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Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.

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-Yeah. That's best.
-Could you stop?

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I love my cars. You know me.
I'm driving my classic cars all the time.

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It's just me and the open road.

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I go for days and days, all alone just…

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But I do… I have a wife.

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He knows. You know I have a wife.
Tell her about my wife.

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[slow instrumental music playing]

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Yeah.

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-She's good, right?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, I know his wife. She's great.

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She was a model around the world.
She was on posters.

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Yeah. I used to have a poster
of her in my garage.

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And then I met her. Can you believe it?

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And she asked me to marry her,
and I didn't even want to.

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But she's beautiful, but she's dying.

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She's sick,
but she's hanging in there. Tell her.

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-You know--
-Tell the kid.

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His wife sick, but she's gonna get better.

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[voice breaking] She's gonna get better.

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-And I'm rich.
-He's rich.

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And I don't live in a hotel.

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My friend doesn't live in a hotel.

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-[man] I've got a good wife.
-He's got a wife who's perfect for him.

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And the cars…

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He's got triples
of the Barracuda, the Road Runner.

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Triples of the Nova.

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Well, good,
that Nova deal's a sure thing now.

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[funky instrumental music playing]

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[soothing music playing]

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[announcer] Spend your day with us
at Shops at the Creek.

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The Shops at the Creek
is an outdoor shopping experience

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that offers something
for the whole family.

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Enjoy a cappuccino on Yellow Smokes'
gorgeous outdoor patio.

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Or stop by Mario Cantozi's
award-winning bake shop

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featured on HGTV's Sweet Eats.

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And don't forget to come by Dan Flashes,
high-end menswear with distinct patterns

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at prices that are going up, up, and away.

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[men clamoring]

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[soothing music continues playing]

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[music distorting]

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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby
Bay-bay-bay ♪

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♪ Oh, baby, baby, baby
Bay-bay-bay ♪

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[woman] Aw.

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Can I hold?

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-Here you go.
-Oh, my God.

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Watch the head, watch the head.

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Oh, my God. He is so precious.

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Thank you.

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-Maybe we could have another.
-Let's talk about that later.

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[laughing]

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-You want to hold him?
-Sure. Yeah.

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-[woman] Okay.
-Okay.

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-Oh. [chuckles nervously]
-[baby crying]

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[chuckles] Of course he cries
when I hold him.

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-Oh, yeah.
-All right, back to--

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-It's not a big deal.
-[baby continues crying]

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Ah, it's not a big deal.
I guess he just doesn't like me.

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No, no, he's just fussy.

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No, probably just doesn't like me
'cause I used to be a piece of shit.

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-He likes you. Don't worry about it.
-I'm not worried about it.

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I know I used to be a piece of shit.
I don't give a rat's ass.

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I'm gonna go see if he's hungry.
Maybe that's the problem.

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That's not the problem.

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It's that I used to be
a fucking piece of shit.

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-Are you Meredith's mom?
-I am.

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I'm really worried about her.

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She's been acting so weird lately.

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Like, did you just see that thing

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where she thinks I give a rat's ass
that her baby cried

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because it knows I used
to be a piece of shit?

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-Did you used to be a piece of shit?
-Oh, yeah.

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Slicked back hair, white bathing suit,
sloppy steaks, white couch…

235
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You would have not liked me back then.

236
00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:54,693
What are sloppy steaks?

237
00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:58,405
It's a steak with water dumped on it.
It's really, really good.

238
00:11:58,488 --> 00:12:01,867
-You have slicked back hair now.
-You think this is slicked back?

239
00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,578
This is pushed back.

240
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:10,041
Hey, Meredith.

241
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,336
I'm worried that
the baby thinks people can't change.

242
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,755
Can we stop talking about it?

243
00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:17,424
'Cause I've worked really,
really hard to change.

244
00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:20,343
Ask Mark. He used to be
in my Dangerous Night's Crew.

245
00:12:20,427 --> 00:12:22,804
Dangerous Night's Crew?
We went out for wings once.

246
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:24,639
You took me
to a place called Blue Dolphin.

247
00:12:24,723 --> 00:12:26,475
Blue Dolphin burned down. It's gone now.

248
00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:29,144
Rob Rovani's ass out.
Works with his brother now.

249
00:12:29,227 --> 00:12:31,563
-[baby crying]
-Oh! Heard a little cry there.

250
00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:33,273
I don't want to say it, but…

251
00:12:36,443 --> 00:12:38,236
Oh, yeah.

252
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:42,532
Oh, yeah, that would slick back
really nice.

253
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:44,659
Oh, yeah!

254
00:12:44,743 --> 00:12:46,328
Meredith, you never told me

255
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,997
your old grandpa
used to be a huge piece of shit.

256
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,041
Could you not call my dad a piece of shit?

257
00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:54,211
I said he used to be a piece of shit.
He's not anymore.

258
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:55,712
I'm not anymore.

259
00:12:55,796 --> 00:13:00,175
Glass house, white Ferrari,
live for New Year's Eve.

260
00:13:00,258 --> 00:13:02,344
Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's.

261
00:13:02,427 --> 00:13:04,930
Big, rare cut of meat
with water dumped all over it.

262
00:13:05,013 --> 00:13:09,309
Water splashing around the table
makes the night so much more fun.

263
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:12,354
After the club, go to Truffoni's
for sloppy steaks.

264
00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:14,397
They'd say, "No sloppy steaks."

265
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:17,901
But they can't stop you from ordering
a steak and a glass of water.

266
00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:21,655
Before you knew it, we were dumping
that water on those steaks.

267
00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,949
The waiters were coming
to try and snatch 'em up.

268
00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:25,951
We had to eat as fast as we could.

269
00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:29,579
Oh, I miss those nights.
I was a piece of shit, though.

270
00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,456
-Used to be.
-I said, "was!"

271
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,169
I think I'm ready to hold the baby now.

272
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:37,879
I don't think that's a good idea.

273
00:13:38,505 --> 00:13:39,339
Oh.

274
00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:41,132
Oh.

275
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,093
Okay. All right, I'm…

276
00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:47,222
I'm probably just gonna grab
the gift I brought

277
00:13:47,305 --> 00:13:49,099
and get out of here.

278
00:13:49,182 --> 00:13:51,351
Let him hold the baby. People can change.

279
00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:55,146
I used to be a piece of shit.

280
00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:59,234
Spiked up blond hair, little bitty jeans,

281
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,153
chicken spaghetti at Chikaleny's.

282
00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:03,989
People can change.

283
00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:05,949
Let the boy hold the baby.

284
00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:13,582
[murmuring softly]

285
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,959
[cooing softly]

286
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,213
It smiled at me.

287
00:14:21,298 --> 00:14:22,757
I'm not a piece of shit.

288
00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:24,301
I used to be.

289
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,053
People can change.

290
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,265
People can change.

291
00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:36,354
[indistinct chatter]

292
00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:37,814
♪ It's a dangerous night ♪

293
00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:42,110
♪ Tonight is the night ♪

294
00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,489
♪ It's the light of my life ♪

295
00:14:48,116 --> 00:14:50,493
♪ I want a dangerous night ♪

296
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:57,709
♪ It's a dangerous night ♪

297
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,336
Thank you. We're good.

298
00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:01,254
No sloppy steaks, guys, please.

299
00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:02,339
-I mean it.
-Come on!

300
00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:05,383
What do you think we're going to do?
What do you think we're going to do?

301
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:08,845
Did we order sloppy steaks?
No, we're good guys.

302
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,722
Let's slop 'em up.

303
00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:15,810
[singer vocalizing]

304
00:15:18,396 --> 00:15:19,898
♪ Your face in the mirror ♪

305
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,986
♪ It's a dangerous night ♪

306
00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:30,200
♪ Calling on the phone ♪

307
00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,243
♪ Waiting in line ♪

308
00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,037
♪ Runnin' out of time ♪

309
00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:36,581
♪ Hands are getting tired ♪

310
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,252
♪ It's a dangerous night ♪

311
00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:49,678
♪ It's a dangerous night ♪

312
00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:50,971
[giggling]

313
00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,640
♪ Tonight is the night ♪

314
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,852
♪ It's the light of my life ♪

315
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:02,273
♪ I want a dangerous night ♪