1 00:00:08,988 --> 00:00:11,741 Hey, Pat, Dennis is here early, so we're gonna meet now. 2 00:00:11,824 --> 00:00:12,825 But it's lunch. 3 00:00:12,908 --> 00:00:15,578 We pushed lunch to 1:30 so Dennis could make the flight to Chicago. 4 00:00:15,661 --> 00:00:18,372 Oh, 1:30? But it's lunch. 5 00:00:18,956 --> 00:00:19,832 Yeah. 6 00:00:23,502 --> 00:00:25,588 I don't know if you're allowed to do that. 7 00:00:30,968 --> 00:00:34,597 All right, I'll jump right into it. Have to be in a cab in 20 minutes. 8 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,891 The first and most obvious thing we should address 9 00:00:36,974 --> 00:00:39,727 is the team restructuring now that Sierra got headhunted. 10 00:00:40,561 --> 00:00:45,441 Now, 70% to 75% of corporate workplace transformations fail. 11 00:00:45,524 --> 00:00:50,112 And what's at the heart of those failures? The dreaded reorg. 12 00:00:50,696 --> 00:00:54,825 I've been in this business for years, and in my observation, 13 00:00:54,909 --> 00:00:58,329 time and time again after losing a team leader, 14 00:00:58,412 --> 00:01:00,372 people begin to tune out. 15 00:01:00,456 --> 00:01:02,500 They move in to a protectionist mode. 16 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:04,627 Let's be really, really clear. 17 00:01:05,211 --> 00:01:09,048 Trying to shuffle other team members around willy-nilly isn't gonna work. 18 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:12,760 That just creates patterns of dysfunctional communication. 19 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:13,969 [whispers] Is that a hot dog? 20 00:01:14,053 --> 00:01:16,388 [Dennis] …find ourselves facing another restructuring… 21 00:01:16,472 --> 00:01:18,641 Pat! Pat! 22 00:01:19,809 --> 00:01:21,560 Is that a hot dog in your sleeve? 23 00:01:21,644 --> 00:01:24,980 [Dennis] Re-evaluate the specific elements that Sierra brought to the table… 24 00:01:25,064 --> 00:01:26,065 I'm so tired. 25 00:01:26,148 --> 00:01:30,736 [Dennis] …and if we pull this off, our leverage initiative can not only 26 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:33,155 recreate the success we enjoyed with her at the helm, 27 00:01:33,239 --> 00:01:34,657 but surpass it. 28 00:01:36,826 --> 00:01:38,077 [Pat chewing] 29 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,161 Pat. 30 00:01:39,954 --> 00:01:41,205 He's eating a hot dog. 31 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:44,375 -What? -He's eating a hot dog under there. 32 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:46,877 Pat, we know you're eating a hot dog. 33 00:01:47,461 --> 00:01:48,504 [Pat] I'm not, sir. 34 00:01:48,587 --> 00:01:51,924 I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life. 35 00:01:52,842 --> 00:01:55,594 -You can see it from here -[Pat grunting] Fuck. 36 00:01:55,678 --> 00:01:57,304 [Pat choking] 37 00:01:57,388 --> 00:01:59,265 [tense music playing] 38 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:00,432 Pat? 39 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:01,600 [choking continues] 40 00:02:05,771 --> 00:02:06,939 [Dennis] Pat is choking! 41 00:02:07,022 --> 00:02:09,066 [man] Stop moving! Stop! 42 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:11,193 -Stop moving! -[Dennis] He's like a wild animal. 43 00:02:12,236 --> 00:02:13,445 [woman] Hold still, Pat. 44 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:15,823 Don't let it break off. There's no way to suck it out. 45 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:18,826 -[Dennis] Don't pinch the end. -[man] He's trying to choke me. 46 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:20,452 He's trying to kill me. 47 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:24,165 [Pat coughing] 48 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:28,878 You can't skip lunch. 49 00:02:29,795 --> 00:02:31,213 You just can't, guys. 50 00:02:32,798 --> 00:02:34,300 Whose bag is this? 51 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:37,136 I almost tripped on it. 52 00:02:37,219 --> 00:02:39,221 [theme music playing] 53 00:02:45,144 --> 00:02:49,315 Spectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV. 54 00:02:49,398 --> 00:02:51,358 They're saying by the end of 2022, 55 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:54,069 Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu. 56 00:02:55,446 --> 00:02:59,408 That means you won't be able to see some of your favorite Corncob TV shows, 57 00:02:59,491 --> 00:03:01,285 including Coffin Flop. 58 00:03:03,245 --> 00:03:06,248 They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV 59 00:03:06,332 --> 00:03:10,252 because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. 60 00:03:11,837 --> 00:03:15,758 If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No." 61 00:03:15,841 --> 00:03:18,219 They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show." 62 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:21,347 "It's just hours and hours of footage 63 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,724 of real people falling out of coffins at funerals." 64 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:25,851 [people screaming] 65 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:26,936 "There's no explanation." 66 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:30,147 "Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement." 67 00:03:31,815 --> 00:03:33,067 [man] Come on. 68 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,194 They're saying, "It's impossible that 69 00:03:35,277 --> 00:03:37,947 that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day." 70 00:03:39,782 --> 00:03:42,743 "And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude." 71 00:03:44,286 --> 00:03:45,788 I don't know what to tell you, bud. 72 00:03:45,871 --> 00:03:48,791 We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out. 73 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,709 -[screaming] -[man] Jesus! 74 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:53,587 They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." 75 00:03:53,671 --> 00:03:56,840 I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit! 76 00:03:56,924 --> 00:03:59,969 I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. 77 00:04:00,052 --> 00:04:01,512 I didn't fucking do this! 78 00:04:02,304 --> 00:04:03,639 [people screaming] 79 00:04:03,722 --> 00:04:06,016 They say we don't have the family's permission. 80 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,851 I say we don't need it. 81 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:11,063 We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no soul. 82 00:04:12,314 --> 00:04:15,859 The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. 83 00:04:15,943 --> 00:04:18,153 They said that to me at a dinner. 84 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:24,285 Call Spectrum and say, "I'm not worried about it!" 85 00:04:24,368 --> 00:04:27,746 "I'm not worried about any of this. There's worst shit on the local news." 86 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:30,249 This world's fucking so fucked up. 87 00:04:30,332 --> 00:04:33,460 And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies 88 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:37,131 with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really? 89 00:04:37,214 --> 00:04:40,509 I'm done. Do what you want. Pull the plug. 90 00:04:40,592 --> 00:04:41,969 I'll kill you. 91 00:04:42,052 --> 00:04:45,180 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪ 92 00:04:45,264 --> 00:04:47,975 ♪ Oh, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪ 93 00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:52,730 Welcome back to Everything is Upside Down. 94 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:54,481 I'm your host, Carmine Laguzio. 95 00:04:54,565 --> 00:04:56,900 Today we're going to Fairfield Mall 96 00:04:56,984 --> 00:05:00,112 as I become a little character named Karl Havoc. 97 00:05:00,195 --> 00:05:03,157 Suffice to say, Karl's a lot. 98 00:05:04,325 --> 00:05:07,411 We're going to be capturing real reactions from people 99 00:05:07,494 --> 00:05:09,413 as Karl messes with their day. 100 00:05:09,496 --> 00:05:12,416 Takes their lunch tray, steals a fry off their plate, 101 00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:15,377 talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose. 102 00:05:15,461 --> 00:05:19,381 So let's get started as I become Karl Havoc. 103 00:05:20,299 --> 00:05:23,093 Oh, my God. I don't look like myself. [snickers] 104 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:26,972 Holy crap! Look at this guy. Imagine if this guy came up to you. 105 00:05:27,056 --> 00:05:28,849 -Oh, my God. This guy sucks. -[laughs] 106 00:05:28,932 --> 00:05:31,352 This is gonna be so fun. 107 00:05:31,435 --> 00:05:33,312 [upbeat music playing] 108 00:05:49,036 --> 00:05:52,081 Okay. Here we go. 109 00:05:52,164 --> 00:05:54,875 Hey, Carmine, this is Craig coming at you, okay? 110 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:57,461 You see that guy over there? Go over and take his tray. 111 00:05:58,462 --> 00:05:59,963 [Carmine breathing heavily] 112 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:01,924 [Craig] Go take that guy's tray over there. 113 00:06:05,803 --> 00:06:07,262 Carmine, can you hear me? 114 00:06:08,889 --> 00:06:11,100 -Carmine? -There's too much fucking shit on me. 115 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:14,269 -[Craig] What? -There's too much fucking shit on me. 116 00:06:14,353 --> 00:06:15,437 I can't breathe. 117 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:17,689 [Carmine panting over radio] 118 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:19,525 You're fine. I can hear you breathing. 119 00:06:19,608 --> 00:06:20,692 [Carmine] I'm so hot! 120 00:06:20,776 --> 00:06:22,152 Carmine, relax. 121 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:25,114 -Take a deep breath. -I can't! 122 00:06:25,197 --> 00:06:26,865 -Buddy… -I can't do this. 123 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,242 We did way too much. 124 00:06:28,325 --> 00:06:32,079 -You can do this. -I'm telling you, I can't. I'm so hot. 125 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:35,290 Look, you're fine. Okay? Go over, grab that guy's tray. 126 00:06:35,374 --> 00:06:37,418 There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't. 127 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:41,255 -Listen to me. Go over to those ladies-- -I'm gonna rip the fucking head off! 128 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:43,257 [Craig] Do not rip the head off, Carmine. 129 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:47,177 -I'm telling you that I am. -Do not rip the head off, Carmine. 130 00:06:47,261 --> 00:06:50,889 I can't see shit out the sides of my eye! I'm ripping the fucking head off. 131 00:06:50,973 --> 00:06:54,393 Please, Carmine, don't rip the head off. That's hours of work. 132 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:56,979 -I'm taking the chin off. It kills. -The chin kills? 133 00:06:57,062 --> 00:07:00,190 Yeah, it actually does kill. It's quite heavy, Craig. 134 00:07:00,274 --> 00:07:01,400 You don't know. 135 00:07:05,571 --> 00:07:07,197 -Go kick the table. -Shut the fuck up. 136 00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:08,574 Go over and kick the table. 137 00:07:08,657 --> 00:07:11,034 -What's that do for the greater good? -It's funny. 138 00:07:11,118 --> 00:07:14,413 Explain to me why it's funny. Is it 'cause she's alone? 139 00:07:14,496 --> 00:07:17,166 -You thought it was funny. -I thought it was interesting. 140 00:07:17,249 --> 00:07:19,084 I'm going to rip the fucking head off. 141 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:21,086 The prank is that there is a real guy in here. 142 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,796 That's the new prank. 143 00:07:24,673 --> 00:07:27,301 -That would work. That could work. -I'm not doing it. 144 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,388 I don't even want to be around anymore. 145 00:07:32,306 --> 00:07:33,140 What? 146 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:35,976 I don't want to be around anymore. 147 00:07:38,854 --> 00:07:40,606 [Craig] You don't want to live anymore? 148 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:45,235 I don't know. 149 00:07:49,156 --> 00:07:52,618 [Craig] You're saying you don't want to live because you're wearing that suit? 150 00:07:56,163 --> 00:07:56,997 Yeah. 151 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:03,420 Okay, yeah. Let's scrap it. 152 00:08:04,796 --> 00:08:06,548 -Let's scrap it. -Then what's the show? 153 00:08:06,632 --> 00:08:07,841 God damn it. 154 00:08:07,925 --> 00:08:09,927 [funky instrumental music playing] 155 00:08:12,262 --> 00:08:15,224 ♪ Sippin' Mai Tais at Rochambeau ♪ 156 00:08:15,307 --> 00:08:17,017 [chuckles] ♪ Oh ♪ 157 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:20,687 Whoo! All right. We are the World Review Band. 158 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:24,483 Quick shout-out to Miss Paulson here from the Fairfield branch for helping us out. 159 00:08:24,566 --> 00:08:26,777 Miss Paulson! Hey, we're gonna need that hat back. 160 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,195 Well, I need the hat! 161 00:08:28,946 --> 00:08:30,322 [man] If you're born in January, 162 00:08:30,405 --> 00:08:33,283 stand up from your table and walk over to get some refreshments. 163 00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:39,957 [announcer] George X employees, please put your warm hands together for 164 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,918 Mason's Traveling Corporate Competitions presents 165 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:45,879 The Little Buff Boys Competition. 166 00:08:45,963 --> 00:08:47,965 [rock music playing] 167 00:08:53,845 --> 00:08:55,597 -♪ Little buff boys ♪ -♪ Buff boys ♪ 168 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,599 -♪ Little buff boys ♪ -♪ Buff boys ♪ 169 00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,351 ♪ Squishing and scrunching ♪ 170 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:02,896 ♪ Squishing and crunching With their buff little bodies ♪ 171 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,815 ♪ Buff little bodies ♪ 172 00:09:04,898 --> 00:09:08,694 ♪ Handsome boys, bodies of men ♪ 173 00:09:08,777 --> 00:09:13,282 ♪ Little buff boys today! ♪ 174 00:09:16,493 --> 00:09:17,828 [scattered applause] 175 00:09:17,911 --> 00:09:19,538 [techno music playing] 176 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:24,793 [grunts] 177 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,421 Whoa! 178 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:32,342 There they are, George X employees. What a crop! That's a big crop. 179 00:09:33,135 --> 00:09:36,305 They've been working on these little bodies all year long, 180 00:09:36,388 --> 00:09:41,184 so we can bring you The Little Buff Boys Competition 2021. 181 00:09:43,228 --> 00:09:45,731 All right, let's get the boss up here. Stop the music. 182 00:09:45,814 --> 00:09:48,775 Yeah, let's get the boss up here. Mr. Calvin Trempane. Where's Cal? 183 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,862 -Where are you, Calvin? -No, I don't want to. 184 00:09:51,945 --> 00:09:54,823 Okay, he's being shy. Everybody clap, so he's gotta come up. 185 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:56,074 [audience clapping] 186 00:09:56,158 --> 00:10:00,370 See, they're clapping. You got to come. Gotta come up. Hurry up. Come on. 187 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:04,416 [laughing] Everybody loves it when the boss comes up. 188 00:10:04,499 --> 00:10:05,917 It's fun. Everybody loves it. 189 00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:08,629 -How you doing, Cal? -I'm doing good. 190 00:10:08,712 --> 00:10:11,923 I'm just a little confused as to what this is. 191 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:16,303 Well, you're gonna be helping me out today 'cause you're gonna be 192 00:10:16,386 --> 00:10:21,642 The Little Buff Boys one and only body judge. 193 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:25,395 -No, I don't want to that. -It's okay. It's not a problem. 194 00:10:25,479 --> 00:10:27,189 All right, boys, show 'em what you got! 195 00:10:27,272 --> 00:10:30,609 -[techno music playing] -What a crop! That's the crop! 196 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:33,570 Look at this guy's horse chest. Look at that! 197 00:10:33,654 --> 00:10:36,990 Look at this little brick shithouse. Looking at the old meathead. 198 00:10:37,074 --> 00:10:38,825 You're dumb as bricks, ain't you? Whoo! 199 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:41,328 Okay. Stop the music. Hard! 200 00:10:41,995 --> 00:10:43,622 I want you to cut it out hard! 201 00:10:43,705 --> 00:10:44,831 [music stops] 202 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:49,878 Okay, wow. It's time to pick. And my friend, I do not envy you at all. 203 00:10:49,961 --> 00:10:52,422 -Who's your number one pick, huh? -I… I don't know. 204 00:10:52,506 --> 00:10:55,175 What about three? You like the way his muscles popped out? 205 00:10:55,258 --> 00:10:58,261 -It's not his muscles, though. -Sure. We goose them a little bit. 206 00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,972 You expect us to believe that's their real bodies? 207 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:03,266 What are you doing? They're goosed. Okay? 208 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:04,893 They're in goose suits, you happy? 209 00:11:04,976 --> 00:11:06,603 -What's a goose suit? -Oh, my God. 210 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:09,189 Goose suit, it's an old circus term. 211 00:11:09,272 --> 00:11:11,942 That's why we say goose suit. Okay? That's why we say it. 212 00:11:12,025 --> 00:11:15,529 -Yeah, but why-- -Because it's an old circus term. 213 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:20,283 -So where are we? What are we thinking? -I'm thinking this is-- 214 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:21,702 Who's the best little body? 215 00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:25,080 -I think that-- -Who's the carve of beef, hmm? 216 00:11:25,664 --> 00:11:28,333 -I'm thinking this doesn't-- -Who's your carved ham up here? 217 00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:30,210 What are we thinking? 218 00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:32,003 I'm thinking this is not a regular Tuesday. 219 00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,338 [all chuckling] 220 00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:34,798 [suspenseful music playing] 221 00:11:34,881 --> 00:11:35,924 No? [clears throat] 222 00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:37,718 -All right, stop the music. -[music stops] 223 00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,344 Look, you have to pick, all right? 224 00:11:39,428 --> 00:11:40,679 You're killing these kids. 225 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:42,723 Is it going to be Little Goliath? 226 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,517 -Is it going to be Troll Boy? -Troll Boy. 227 00:11:45,642 --> 00:11:48,687 No, no. Not Troll Boy. It's not going to be Troll Boy. 228 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:52,274 You get that right, Troll Boy? You get why it can't be you? Yeah, okay. 229 00:11:52,357 --> 00:11:54,526 It can't be him. This can't be Troll Boy. 230 00:11:54,609 --> 00:11:58,739 ♪ Pretty please with sugar on top Baby, give me that love you've got ♪ 231 00:11:58,822 --> 00:12:00,240 ♪ Keep it comin', girl ♪ 232 00:12:00,323 --> 00:12:02,909 [tour guide] Welcome to the Larboard Oaks Mansion Ghost Tour. 233 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:05,162 Built in 1887, 234 00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:08,331 five generations of Farsleys have inhabited this mansion, 235 00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:10,625 and an unusual number of them have met their deaths 236 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,961 under suspicious circumstances. 237 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:15,756 Bad for them, good for me. Otherwise, there wouldn't be a ghost tour. 238 00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:17,340 [all laughing] 239 00:12:17,424 --> 00:12:19,760 There are over 20 suspicious deaths. 240 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:23,722 So during the tour, stay close by. Don't want to make it 21 tonight. 241 00:12:23,805 --> 00:12:25,182 [all laughing] 242 00:12:25,265 --> 00:12:28,101 It's just after 10:00 p.m. This is the adult tour, 243 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:32,439 which means you can drink if you want and we can say whatever the hell we want. 244 00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:34,441 -[all laughing] -Jizz. 245 00:12:35,484 --> 00:12:39,404 -Sorry? -Jizz. Like cum shot. 246 00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:42,491 You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want. 247 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:45,368 -Sure. -Or horse cock. 248 00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:47,329 Yeah, I guess. 249 00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:49,748 -There are no rules about swearing. -Awesome. 250 00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:53,210 Let's keep the comments and questions related to the ghost tour, okay? 251 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:55,962 -Now, if you'll follow me. -[man] Yeah, come on. 252 00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:58,715 Now, unfortunately for the wait staff, 253 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:02,010 our two most oft-sighted ghosts reside here in the dining room, 254 00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:05,263 or as we like to call it here, The Dying Room. 255 00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:06,264 [all laughing] 256 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:09,893 Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall 257 00:13:09,976 --> 00:13:13,522 and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"? 258 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:17,526 -Not to my knowledge. -Got it. 259 00:13:17,609 --> 00:13:20,403 These are the exact dishes that were set out 260 00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:24,324 for Eliza and Henry Farsley the night they met their untimely demise. 261 00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:26,576 I guess Henry should've swiped left. 262 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,372 Any of these fuckers ever fucking fall out of the ceiling 263 00:13:30,455 --> 00:13:32,332 and just have a big messy shit? 264 00:13:32,415 --> 00:13:35,961 -I don't have an answer for you-- -Or have a dingleberry. 265 00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:37,128 [woman] I have a question. 266 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,714 When people see Eliza and Henry, what are they wearing? 267 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,967 [tour guide] Okay, that's a great question. 268 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:45,637 We find apparitions are most commonly wearing the clothes they died in. 269 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,516 Oh, yeah, do they ever just fuckin' run around nude 270 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:52,310 and you see one of their big old fuckin' hairy nuts? 271 00:13:52,394 --> 00:13:54,479 Can I talk to you for a second? Excuse me. 272 00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,566 Yeah, come with me. 273 00:14:00,527 --> 00:14:02,779 Look, I'm glad you're having fun. 274 00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:05,490 -It's interesting, the ghosts. -But you're ruining the tour. 275 00:14:06,199 --> 00:14:08,535 It's the adult tour. It's not for kids. 276 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:11,830 I work really hard at what I do, and you're totally insulting it. 277 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:15,041 I just asked if they were ever falling out of-- 278 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,837 Grow the hell up! Stop trying to be funny. This is my worst day on this job. 279 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,257 If you wanna stay on this tour, shut the hell up. You got it? 280 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:24,759 -Yes. -Good. 281 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:33,143 Exactly to the day, three years later, just as she predicted it. 282 00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:35,103 And the only witness? 283 00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:39,858 The exact same Charles Croft who had seen her mother's fall. 284 00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:42,652 Does anybody have any questions? 285 00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:46,948 [sighs] 286 00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:50,160 Not trying to be funny, 287 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,746 not trying to get a laugh. 288 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:56,958 I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job… 289 00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:03,423 But… do any of these… 290 00:15:05,592 --> 00:15:06,426 fuckers… 291 00:15:08,637 --> 00:15:10,388 ever blast out of the wall… 292 00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,267 and have, like, a huge cum shot? 293 00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:15,936 No, they don't. 294 00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:19,564 Okay. 295 00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,067 -Cool. -I just asked you not to do this. 296 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:26,529 You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it. 297 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:31,117 -Can we or can we not swear? -Yes. I'm not changing any rules. 298 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,452 Big fat load of cum, then. 299 00:15:32,535 --> 00:15:35,413 I'm just asking you to use a little more judgment when you talk. 300 00:15:35,497 --> 00:15:41,753 I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. 301 00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:45,548 You're saying we're allowed to swear. 302 00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:50,428 I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad. 303 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:52,138 Do you see where I'm, like… 304 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,598 [grunting] 305 00:15:54,391 --> 00:15:56,851 Look, I've had enough, okay? You're done. 306 00:15:57,477 --> 00:15:59,270 -I just-- -You're done. 307 00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,982 Look, we're sick of listening to your crap. 308 00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:03,024 -Okay. -Now get out. 309 00:16:03,108 --> 00:16:05,318 -[people cheering] -[tour guide] Thank you. 310 00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:06,236 Thank you. 311 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,086 -Hi, Mom. -Make any friends? 312 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:24,587 Not really. 313 00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:27,007 [hymn playing] 314 00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:32,929 ♪ Out of my bondage ♪ 315 00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:38,351 ♪ Sorrow and night ♪ 316 00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:44,774 ♪ Jesus, I come ♪ 317 00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:50,780 ♪ Jesus, I come ♪ 318 00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:56,786 ♪ Into Thy freedom ♪ 319 00:16:56,870 --> 00:17:00,790 ♪ Gladness and light ♪ 320 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:08,798 ♪ Jesus, I come to Thee ♪ 321 00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:18,808 ♪ Jesus, I come ♪ 322 00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:25,815 ♪ To Thee ♪