[Title montage]
[Deewana screams]
Hail Goddess! No.
The exorcism almost killed me.
Guys, what should we do now?
I have an idea.
For Haseena and Deewana to have sex,
they have to get into our bodies.
- [Manav chants hymns] - [Everyone] Svaha.
Sweetie pie.
Deewana, after ruining our nuptial night, you want to celebrate yours.
[Amma laughs]
Come on. Get ready.
Get ready to die.
Who is this?
Hey, fatso. This is you.
- That? - Yes.
This is your hand.
What will happen to you now?
What is happening to you?
What is happening?
Ouch.
I will keep doing this.
[Puchki screams]
[Everyone] Please don't do anything to us.
Who is that? - [Appa] Now...
Deewana.
[Amma and Appa laughs]
That won't affect him. His hands are already broken.
Let me see what you do now.
Oh. The real punch is yet to come.
What?
Here you go.
[Vishwas nervously laughs]
[Vishwas inhales sharply]
Did you see the effect now?
- Pick me up. - She is mine.
- Khushi. - Yes, baby.
Baby, how did this happen? - Now, it is Khushi's turn.
[Khushi exclaims]
Baby, look at him. - No.
- Yeah. - Baby. [Vishwas exclaims]
[Vishwas exclaims] [Khushi cries]
[Amma] What is this?
I am exacting revenge on him.
Concentrate.
[Appa] That is what I am doing.
He is my favourite.
So cute.
No!
He has been mute for 4 films now.
Not me!
Come, papa. Come to Amma.
Go on your right side.
- Oh yes! - [Manav whimpers]
[Amma] I find this boy really cute.
Not like a cry baby.
I will give you an entry like Ajay Devgan.
Let me spread his legs... Ding.
[Bell rings] [Manav screams]
- [Manav making sounds] - Ding dong.
- Boom shaka laka laka. - Shake it up!
- [Appa] Boom shaka laka laka. - [Amma] Shake it up!
- Boom shaka laka laka. - Shake it up!
- [Appa] Boom shaka laka laka. - [Amma] Shake it up!
- [Appa] Shake it up! - [Amma] Shake it up!
[Amma] Shake it up!
Manav, please save us.
Someone please do something.
Hey, you are a ghost.
Please do something about this.
- [Manav] Stop it. - [Amma laughs]
[Amma] Shake it!
What is this?
[Manav] It is the right time. Run!
- [Appa] I can't see anything. - [Appa] Where did they go?
- [Manav] Look at the bird. - [Appa] Oh, bird.
- [Vishwas] Look here. - [Appa] Oh no!
[Amma] One shouldn't cheat like that.
- [Haseena] Stop! - [Amma] Get out of my way.
[Amma] I will hit you with my sandal.
[Veer] Run!
[Song playing]
[Vishwas] Oh God. Save me.
Oh!
[Khushi] We got saved.
[Veer] We got saved.
[Puchki] What should we do about this?
We got saved.
[Shushing] Be silent.
- Okay. - We got saved.
[Everyone] Shut up!
All of you didn't realise
that while we were running away from the ghost and we reached the graveyard.
- Look. - That's fine. But did any of you think...
...what must have happened to Deewana and Haseena?
Both of you are responsible for this. You will be punished.
That's right. Oldie, your death will be horrifying.
Sister, don't be so cruel. There is a thing called spirituality.
Oh God.
Hey, call her your sister if you want.
How dare you call me sister...
I swear I will kick you and send you to Nagpur.
We speak Telugu.
Okay. I spoke Marathi.
I will kick you so hard...
What is sister-in-law saying?
- Let me show you. - Run away, you rascal.
Run away, you rascal.
Oh God.
Wait a minute. I have an idea.
Let us call Haseena and Deewana by using this book...
...and let them have sex and be liberated.
[Everyone] That's right.
This is a great idea.
- [Veer] If it is possible then do it. - [Sartaj] Do it quickly.
- Haseena... - [Everyone] Svaha.
- Deewana... - [Everyone] Svaha.
- [Manav chants hymns] - Svaha.
Someone is calling me back.
Anna Chinnanna, where are they going?
[Manav chants hymns]
[Everyone] Svaha.
Come back quickly.
[Song playing]
Hey.
Hey, you chimpanzee from Chincholi Bunder.
One of your legs is in the grave.
Yes, the second one is on banana's peel.
- [Manav chants hymns] - Svaha.
Look at this.
[Vishwas and Khushi screams]
[Deewana] Hey.
Oh yes.
Haseena.
- Body to body. Soul to soul. - [Khushi] No!
[Deewana] If you are patties, then I am chicken.
What are you waiting for? Take off your clothes.
And let's do it.
[Haseena] Oh, Deewana. Come to me.
[Deewana] Roderick's mother, I will marry you again.
Yes!
Hey!
That's not possible. I won't spare you if you touch my Ruchi.
[Haseena] Hey, fatso. Back off.
This is not Ruchi. She is Haseena.
But the body belongs to Ruchi, right?
[Khushi] That's right.
- [Vishwas] I'm doing it for all of you. - [Sartaj] You're right.
What do you mean that you are doing it for us?
Hey, just shut up.
You are like a watchman of a public toilet.
Hey, Haseena, I love you.
I love you too.
If you are fever, then I am the medicine.
If you are Radhika Apte,
then I am Netflix.
Vishwas!
It will be bad for you if you touch another woman.
You are already bad for me.
You white rat.
Get out of my way.
- Do it quickly. - [Deewana] Come to me, darling.
I will halt them. You do it.
How will I do it?
Open it and do it.
Hey, stop.
[Sartaj chants hymns]
- [Deewana] Hey. - [Ruchi] Puchki.
[Deewana] Why did you take me out of a body...
...and put me in multiple bodies?
- Haseena! - [Ruchi] Puchki.
- Where the hell are you? - [Ruchi] Puchki.
- [Haseena] I am here. - [Vishwas] Oh no.
I am Haseena and I am beautiful.
[Deewana] Take off the other one as well.
- Puchki. - You cast a magic spell on me.
Oh my God. I heard about Adam and Eve...
...but I am witnessing Adam and Steve for the first time.
No!
That's alright.
Where there is a will, there is a way.
- [Manav] Yes. - It is the same relationship...
...with a new perspective.
Yes. Come on, my bearded Haseena.
No!
If you are water, then I am a tanker.
If you are a cheque, then I am a banker.
[Puchki] Ruchi, please do something.
Here you go. Please read this.
Otherwise, Deewana will get on top of Sartaj.
[Deewana] Come on, baby. Haseena.
[Ruchi] Deewana, get out of Puchki's body.
[Deewana] You look good with a beard...
[Ruchi chants hymns]
[Song playing]
He got inside his body.
Khushi.
[Deewana] Hey, stop fooling around.
Hey, Haseena. Listen to me, Roderick's mother.
If you are Karan, then I am Johar.
If you are Gulshan, then I am Grover.
Come, ride me baby.
I am your range rover.
[Vishwas] What nonsense is this?
You were riding with me throughout my life,
now you want a range rover.
Hey, I am your partner.
Hey, emotional fool. Let them do it otherwise we all will be over.
- Not higher but lower. - [Veer] What do you mean?
It means nothing. I cracked a joke as everybody else did.
- [Veer] Shall I hit you? - You fool, shut up.
Hey, why are you getting angry now?
He is doing it for everyone's well-being.
He should do it with his partner. Why is he doing it with my partner?
He will do it with who is available.
Hurry up. Every minute is precious.
[Haseena] Get up, Deewana!
Come closer to me.
[Manav] What!
I asked you not to say one in front of me.
I go to sleep if someone says one in front of me.
When did you ask us not to say one?
What's going on with the numbers?
I would have told you if there was only one problem.
Let both of them have sex.
[Sartaj] I don't understand what is the problem if someone says one.
Hey.
If you say one once again, I will give you two slaps.
Hey, there is a thing called freedom of speech.
I will say one.
Really? On that note, we two will fight.
- Come on. I will give you one. - Come on.
[Khushi] I will be the referee.
I will give you one slap and you will be really hurt.
And if I hit you once, you will be dead in two days.
You rascal,
I am going crazy here. Why are you guys saying one and two?
Shut up all of you!
- [Khushi] Okay. - [Zara] Come on. Hurry up.
But what will happen to Khushi?
- [Deewana] Catch him. - [Haseena] Come, baby.
Come on, Haseena.
We will do everything till we can.
[Vishwas] Sister-in-law is like mother and not like an item.
- [Veer] Please agree to this. - [Ruchi] Vishwas.
- Khushi. - [Ruchi] Let her go.
[Amma cracks neck]
Return of the dragon.
We are back to trouble you.
Oh my.
[Deewana] Haseena.
[Appa] You learnt how to hum.
Hello. I am confused.
- How can a soul enter another soul? - [Zara] That's right.
Love is the union of two souls.
[Everyone] That's right.
- [Manav] That's correct. - Idea.
[Everyone] What?
Hey, what are you doing?
Let him do it.
[Vishwas] Four of them want the same thing.
They want to unite.
He will unite the dolls and they will be united as well.
They would be liberated and we would be free.
[Vishwas] Hey, take off the doll's clothes.
Sweetie pie.
[Everyone] Hey.
[Vishwas] Mr beggar, did you have fun?
[Deewana] I am still having fun.
Sorry, my south Indian brother.
I troubled you enough to have fun for two minutes.
Please say something.
Sweetie pie.
what we couldn't do when we were alive, we did it after we died.
We had a lot of fun. Thank you.
- That's right. - [Veer] Deadly sex.
- Just another half an hour. - Huh?
All four of us will be liberated with the first ray of sunshine.
[Everyone laughing]
This is a good thing...
...that Deewana left the resort to you upon leaving.
[Everyone] Yeah!
- [Zara] So lucky. - [Puchki] Tell me something.
- Oh no. - [Vishwas] He slept.
- [Zara] He slept. - [Vishwas] He slept.
Wait. Two.
- [Sartaj and Khushi] One. - [Vishwas and Veer] Two.
- [Sartaj] One. - [Vishwas] Two.
What are you guys doing? Please spare me now.
[Everyone laughing]
[Song playing]
[Theme song]