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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我們的工作是幫妳找到公寓

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‎如果妳認為鄰居是性工作者
‎那不歸我們處理

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‎我很樂意替妳申訴

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‎確認一下妳的電郵是
‎“肥美多汁”這個嗎？

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‎對

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‎好，謝謝

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‎-珍
‎-我相信妳可以

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‎該死的珍

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‎（達麗雅，下午5點，賤人，走了）

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‎（薪水！）

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‎（玩得開心，賤人）

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‎妹子！萬聖節快樂，賤人

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‎走吧，天啊！走吧

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‎希望西好萊塢跟格林威治村一樣狂

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‎不知道，我沒在萬聖節狂歡過

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‎費南多？

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‎費南多同學？

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‎對，長得一模一樣

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‎血管跟形狀都是

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‎Siri，提醒我
‎3日飛回紐約時打給費南多

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‎我需要老二

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‎所以妳在萬聖節要做什麼？

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‎安娜的爸爸在萬聖節過世

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‎所以我都很低調

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‎-不然就是帶她妹去玩不給糖就搗蛋
‎-因為妳想她？

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‎有時候會，我覺得…

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‎我只是考妳，妳沒過關，今晚不提她

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‎賤人，妳不是來幫我療傷的嗎？

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‎別管她了，妳知道我沒喜歡過她

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‎她老是把妳扯進家裡的鳥事

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‎“我爺爺要被驅逐出境了”

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‎靠，每天都有人被驅逐出境，賤人

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‎妳的阿姨不就是被驅逐出境了？

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‎對，真的好慘…

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‎但我的意思是，我們是來玩的

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‎不要這件

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‎耶西卡得恢復本色

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‎妳要我打扮成妓女？

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‎對，萬聖節是一定要的，賤人

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‎超美

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‎-沒人會騎小紅帽
‎-賤貨

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‎掰

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‎狠啦

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‎妳看起來像老婆婆

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‎-我不像可愛的小惡魔嗎？
‎-轉身

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‎這也太像袖毯了吧，爭氣點

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‎-與眾不同
‎-這是貓

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‎妳的身材超正，但妳看起來像蟲

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‎蟲子的身材可不正

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‎就是這件

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‎我的腳趾發麻是正常的嗎？

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‎-你只有腳趾感覺麻木？
‎-目前是

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‎她要走了

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‎我說過我要開會

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‎我們要假裝我沒做菜囉

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‎-馬屁精
‎-是的，主廚，謝謝

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‎妳晚點還要跟我的親戚
‎一起玩不給糖就搗蛋嗎？

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‎-我沒有戲服
‎-妳有，我昨天買的

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‎我可能已經胖到穿不下了

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‎-幹嘛？妳緊張嗎？
‎-緊張什麼？

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‎我就知道，妳不敢見我的家人
‎別怕，他們喜歡妳

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‎娜耶莉對妳還在觀望
‎但我想跟刺青有關

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‎給她一點時間，其他人都很欣賞妳

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‎-克里斯…
‎-尤其是我

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‎根據推特用法，我是“鐵粉”

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‎我正式宣布
‎今晚是我最後一次玩不給糖就搗蛋

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‎娜耶莉，閉上眼睛

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‎我明年就13歲了，女人不會哀求糖果

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‎這女人沈迷《可可夜總會》

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‎妳的鼻子很可愛

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‎長得像媽

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‎那我的眼睛呢？

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‎我不知道

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‎（布莉，我決定辦個萬聖節小趴
‎八點見？）

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‎（安娜，今晚不行）

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‎妳知道亡靈節和萬聖節不相干嗎？

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‎廢話，我想紀念爸爸的忌日

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‎學動畫裡的米格爾

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‎我要造一個祭壇，牽爸的亡魂回來

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‎他的亡魂會幫我們跟爺爺

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‎好，來吧

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‎媽，爸爸的照片呢？

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‎我們要在亡靈節造祭壇

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‎為什麼？

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‎我們是天主教徒

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‎祭壇會把惡靈帶進屋

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‎我知道照片在哪裡

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‎怎麼樣，洛杉磯！

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‎毒藤女準備大鬧了

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‎你們準備好了嗎？

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‎神力女超人？妳的亮點呢？

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‎我把頭髮吹蓬了

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‎好喔，車子一分鐘後到
‎希望這部不會取消

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‎他是第三部了，萬聖節搭優步好辛苦

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‎但聽著

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‎今晚的規則如下

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‎第一條，整點喝純酒

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‎每小時到整點就要喝一口

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‎超帥的

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‎第二條，找名人自拍

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‎我來洛杉磯可不是為了看妳

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‎第三條，找個狠角色親熱

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‎因為在商店看到費南多的老二後

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‎-我需要人摸
‎-開大聲點，我玩

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‎不給糖就搗蛋

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‎不給糖就搗蛋，有人在嗎？

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‎牡羊座

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‎你的前途一片光明

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‎天啊，露佩，妳好拚

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‎天啊，我愛星座專家華特

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‎滿滿的愛

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‎-愛也愛不完
‎-滿滿的愛

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‎-我是切奇，妳記得阿崇
‎-當然了

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‎廚師女友

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‎很高興又見面了，孩子

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‎餐廳什麼時候開門？

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‎克里斯一直在說這件事

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‎對，我也是

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‎我再告訴妳

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‎爺爺人呢？

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‎他的戲服快打點好了，你們會喜歡的

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‎妳選對事業夥伴了，克里斯廚藝精湛

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‎他讓芬娜媽媽恢復生機

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‎我盡力了，現在變“特權女咖啡店”了

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‎特權女咖啡店？

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‎那裡可能會賣純素之類的

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‎-嘿！
‎-嗨

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‎你看看

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‎有《可可夜總會》的米格爾跟…

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‎我要說是加菲貓

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‎而且對星期一很不爽，好

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‎-你是誰？
‎-那是《追殺比爾》

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‎不，是李小龍

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‎好，我看懂了

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‎我就說沒人會懂的

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‎我想是艾瑞克

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‎好，來吧

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‎-天啊！
‎-快看

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‎好，這是真的了，我想生寶寶

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‎-小親親？
‎-《豺狼末日》？

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‎說嗨，我是最高法院塔可大法官

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‎玩最高法院跟塔可梗，懂嗎？

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‎不懂？爸爸也花了一分鐘才搞懂

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‎那可能是因為媽咪

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‎得向頑固的爸爸妥協

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‎他只懂刻板印象

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‎去把萵苣拿出來

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‎-不，別摸了
‎-拿萵苣啊

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‎很可愛，別管了

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‎（2008年萬聖節）

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‎露佩，爺爺的請願書妳送出去了嗎？

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‎我送了

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‎我們也終於拿到血檢報告了

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‎一切順利

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‎太好了

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‎對，現在只能等申請通過了

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‎但現在，我們要開心過一天，對嗎？

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‎對

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‎他們兩個一直吵架

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‎看看他們會怎樣吧

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‎妳在找什麼？

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‎爺爺，你有我爸的照片嗎？

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‎有

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‎有，怎麼了？

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‎娜耶莉想替爸爸設祭壇

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‎聽著，我知道…

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‎我知道你和媽不喜歡提他，不過…

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‎替她想想吧

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‎我都忘了他的聲音了
‎想想她是什麼情形

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‎他過世時，她還很小…

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‎我應該有東西

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‎我找到會拿出來

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‎謝謝爺爺

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‎拜託

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‎使雙節棍要小心

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‎很危險

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‎-現在幾點？
‎-開喝整點

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‎這句話不討喜，但我想念耶西卡

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‎誰問妳了，鼻涕蟲

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‎我們怎麼不去博伊爾高地要糖？

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‎一定要在有錢的白人社區玩

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‎-巧克力超大條，菜鳥
‎-對

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‎-我以為那是神話
‎-那是要幹嘛的？

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‎這樣才能清空妳的糖果

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‎晚點再去要更多，菜鳥

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‎我好餓，來之前應該先去找吃的

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‎我本來要說我們應該去店裡一趟

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‎-然後我想起來了
‎-對

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‎天啊，沒有芬娜媽媽
‎代表沒有免費食物了

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‎妳快餓死了嗎？我們時間不多了

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‎等我開店，你們都可以來吃免費

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‎不用啦，沒關係

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‎重點不在於食物，而是…

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‎記得我們小時候嗎？

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‎彌撒後的週日
‎家人全部到齊一起做菜

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‎-我們很忙
‎-對

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‎就像我們注定要經營那個地方

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‎爺爺讓你們在廚房工作？

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‎整點開喝

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‎妳們不能在車上喝酒，這車禁酒禁藥

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‎-那就趕快載我們過去
‎-我的蓬頭狂流汗

203
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,078
‎不行，我花兩小時吹出來的耶

204
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,290
‎哥，可以開後車窗嗎？

205
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,501
‎好，沒問題

206
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,169
‎謝謝

207
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:35,756
‎怎麼樣？

208
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,967
‎市區有個名人派對

209
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,553
‎我帶了亞莉安娜格蘭德

210
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,555
‎-真的嗎？
‎-湯瑪斯帶了崔維斯史考特

211
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,183
‎快來，你會大撈一筆

212
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,518
‎我會盡快過去…

213
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,605
‎等我先讓兩個酒醉瞎妹下車
‎這種人就是這樣

214
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:53,941
‎待會見，再見

215
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,110
‎什麼？

216
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,445
‎你在說什麼人？

217
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:01,740
‎你沒頭沒腦，我們都聽得懂

218
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,826
‎沒錯，每個字都懂

219
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,119
‎對不起，“瞎妹”是“可愛”的意思

220
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,498
‎唯一的賤貨是生了你的蠢貨啦

221
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,667
‎別把我媽扯進來，好嗎？

222
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,627
‎靠邊停車，我們不坐這部破車了

223
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:18,006
‎不，算了，今天是萬聖節之夜
‎我們叫不到車了

224
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,594
‎等一下，妳在幹嘛？停下來

225
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,388
‎你休想搞砸我們的萬聖節

226
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,975
‎-帶我們去市區，蠢蛋
‎-對

227
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,018
‎看來妳沒什麼變

228
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,063
‎-我需要手機才到得了
‎-開車啦

229
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,149
‎（布莉：妳在哪？我想吸妳的脖子）

230
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,236
‎妳的新馬子是大怪胎吧？好

231
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,321
‎八卦鬼，你管很寬

232
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,867
‎你非得知道的話
‎生活費也是新馬子給的

233
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,452
‎那我們為什麼住爛窩？

234
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,831
‎娜耶莉，去那邊敲門
‎聽說他們在送平板電腦

235
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:51,748
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

236
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,918
‎吃窩邊草？可能會難看

237
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,837
‎一定是摩拉里斯家專屬

238
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,754
‎主廚

239
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,966
‎不一樣，好啦，告訴她，莎萊

240
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,719
‎我們是在一起料理前搞上的

241
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:18,108
‎我要去找娜耶莉
‎以免有老頭帶她去參觀他的鬼屋

242
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,151
‎好喔

243
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:28,285
‎我想看阿崇裸體會很怪嗎？

244
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,789
‎-會不會太變態？
‎-不，有點，但不會

245
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,000
‎怎麼了？

246
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,920
‎我得跟你聊餐廳的事

247
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,465
‎妳不想一起做事嗎？那沒關係

248
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,967
‎-我懂，我們才剛做決定…
‎-不是

249
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,510
‎我想跟你一起做事

250
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,138
‎謝天謝地，因為我一直在想這件事

251
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,392
‎像我這樣的人很難遇到大好機會

252
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,562
‎我跟我媽當初只帶著希望就來了

253
00:14:56,104 --> 00:15:00,233
‎我們想要美國夢
‎但我不知道那是什麼了

254
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,863
‎我非常努力
‎不只為了我，也為了大家

255
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,699
‎-我懂，不只有妳這樣
‎-走吧

256
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,284
‎-我們得走了
‎-加快速度

257
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,619
‎-快點
‎-去哪裡？

258
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,207
‎-下車！
‎-你媽是婊子

259
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,542
‎我要給你一顆星，豬頭

260
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,796
‎-我把妳們放上神經病名單
‎-神你去死啦

261
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,131
‎-吸我的老二
‎-有沒有搞錯

262
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,509
‎去他的，我們去找崔維斯史考特

263
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,012
‎-我剛進來
‎-這裡沒有人

264
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,264
‎這是私人派對，大家都在裡面

265
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,350
‎賤人，妳又沒來過洛杉磯

266
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,186
‎妳走吧，想哭就哭吧

267
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,813
‎我是受過訓練的專業人士

268
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,941
‎交給我

269
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,571
‎-好不好，哥？
‎-妳們是誰？

270
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,448
‎你在開玩笑嗎？

271
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288
‎-潘妮洛普
‎-怎麼樣？

272
00:15:55,914 --> 00:16:00,127
‎潘妮洛普？他媽的又來了？
‎妳害我們在外面像神經病一樣

273
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,294
‎這點妳說對了

274
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,339
‎我叫妳跟他們說我們要來
‎這是第二次了

275
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:05,465
‎老天，又來了？

276
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,176
‎我們為了這個派對停辦世界巡演

277
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,970
‎-妹子
‎-妳知道嗎？

278
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,013
‎-妳被炒了
‎-什麼？

279
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,306
‎-快去打失業專線吧
‎-糟糕

280
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,561
‎我不管妳們是不是剛從巴黎飛過來

281
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,396
‎不在名單上，就不能進去

282
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,233
‎當中似乎有誤會
‎我們是《街區狠角色》

283
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,402
‎-他不知道
‎-什麼？

284
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,405
‎史上最暢銷巴恰達女團

285
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,159
‎-你知道我們的歌
‎-那當然

286
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,149
‎天啊

287
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,902
‎我們寶刀未老

288
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,862
‎從四年級到現在

289
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,659
‎呦，來吧

290
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,870
‎那是火星人布魯諾跟女神卡卡？

291
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,498
‎什麼？我得趕快從手機找那首單曲

292
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,834
‎等等，那是不是…

293
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,421
‎-他們解放布蘭妮了
‎-天啊

294
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,218
‎-天啊
‎-什麼？

295
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,513
‎壞痞兔，天啊，壞痞兔耶

296
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,722
‎不會吧

297
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:40,435
‎我是大粉絲

298
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,523
‎我發誓我差點就要
‎把你的臉刺在我的屁股上

299
00:17:45,816 --> 00:17:48,610
‎抱歉，不太會英語

300
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,487
‎搞什麼？

301
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,616
‎不會吧

302
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,952
‎這是什麼鬼東西？

303
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,455
‎我得再喝一口

304
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,624
‎喝一口，好

305
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:04,876
‎這裡有

306
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,505
‎讚，乾杯啦

307
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,590
‎我們找到壞痞兔

308
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,472
‎我們來這裡做什麼？

309
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,100
‎-因為我們坐牢也甘願
‎-這是誰的房子？

310
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:23,895
‎記得我說要撒野嗎？
‎搶走我們店面那女的住在這裡

311
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,648
‎-我們要給這個賤人好看
‎-好耶

312
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,656
‎-妳們不能待在這， 走
‎-我想感受魔法

313
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,371
‎等等，我是特權女咖啡店的新主廚

314
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:28,710
‎-該死！切奇和阿崇，我們得走了
‎-拜託走吧

315
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,554
‎我們被五部優步取消了

316
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,515
‎去他的，我們搭公車吧

317
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,017
‎公車？

318
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,104
‎好，妳是紐約來的，坐公車不成問題

319
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,907
‎妳在想什麼？

320
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:00,492
‎沒什麼

321
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,495
‎妹子，我認識妳多久了

322
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,211
‎我只是不能接受

323
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,382
‎她都沒有爭取過我

324
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,511
‎完全不甩我

325
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,231
‎我得找狠角色親熱

326
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,278
‎耶西卡，妳是狠貨色

327
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,737
‎別忘了這點

328
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,156
‎聽著，我懂

329
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,368
‎妳們有過真正的感情

330
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,663
‎但妳樣樣都好

331
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,875
‎如果舊愛看不到，算她沒眼光

332
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:53,378
‎妳值得爭取

333
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,006
‎好嗎？

334
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,634
‎妳會沒事的

335
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,264
‎別像女友一樣牽我的手

336
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,018
‎-我不可能定下來
‎-天啊

337
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,436
‎妳真討厭

338
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,034
‎克里斯

339
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,037
‎我不知道那是芬娜媽媽

340
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,040
‎妳知道後還是接了

341
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:34,044
‎不公平，你知道
‎我有多努力才走到這一步

342
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,381
‎恭喜妳開了新餐廳

343
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,188
‎這些是什麼？

344
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,087
‎這是他嗎？

345
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,342
‎安娜

346
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,886
‎這是哪來的？

347
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:28,473
‎對不起，爺爺放的，我不知道

348
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,641
‎我來關掉

349
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,101
‎不要

350
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,594
‎妳的眼睛跟他很像

351
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:38,811
‎（安娜，我只想謝謝妳的一切）

352
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,510
‎（獻給沃克威斯利）

353
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:02,562
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