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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎靠，耶

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‎天啊

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‎天啊，我都忘了性愛有多銷魂了

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‎-妳好性感
‎-寶貝，你才性感

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‎我們是最性感的…

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‎-我們回到從前了，寶貝
‎-對

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‎對不起

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‎別走

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‎過來

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‎我很小聲

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‎我們很擅長安靜的性愛

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‎妳最好別出聲

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‎妳喜歡嗎？

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‎快睡覺

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‎去抱她

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‎那是我的鬧鐘

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‎真是的，我來了

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‎是上一次嗎？妳什麼時候要？

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‎太好了，謝謝

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‎好

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‎好，再見

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‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-幹嘛？

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‎那是迪芬娜的喝奶時間表

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‎你把購物清單寫在衛生紙上？謝了

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‎沒有，在這裡

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‎好吧，我得走了

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‎別忘了去連鎖賣場買尿片

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‎買聯名品牌

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‎買連鎖賣場廉價品牌尿布，好

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‎親愛的？
‎你要怎麼記得去連鎖賣場買尿片

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‎卻把提醒事項丟在家？

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‎簡單，我泡完咖啡後

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‎餵完迪芬娜會看到嬰兒床上的橡皮筋

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‎提醒我今天要替她剪指甲

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‎小指會提醒我要倒垃圾，然後去辦事

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‎我出去倒垃圾時

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‎看到門把會想到要去連鎖賣場買尿片

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‎你這個笨蛋

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‎才不是，我有自己的一套

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‎寶貝，這一套很棒…

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‎-別那麼玻璃心
‎-我一直心思細膩

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‎說真的，我得走了，我要遲到了

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‎-妳沒吃早餐
‎-我吃了一口，好飽

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‎別忘了傳照片給我

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‎如果她放屁很可愛就拍照，沒問題

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‎-別這樣，愛你
‎-快去吧

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‎-好，再見，我愛你，回我啊
‎-愛妳

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‎妳媽有病，妳知道嗎？真的

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‎我知道妳看起來餓斃了
‎但看看我們為妳準備了什麼

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‎要喝了嗎？來吧

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‎我要向各院長報告

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‎我知道，妳一定會表現很好

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‎想要好好表現，我就得專心處理網站

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‎結果我被文書淹沒

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‎-也是
‎-莎拉，我真的需要幫忙

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‎老實說，我需要時間擠奶

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‎我了解
‎我該如何支持有色人種女性？

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‎身為有色人種女性，我想雇用工讀生

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‎來分擔工作，好讓我專心做好報告

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‎別再說了，妹，我有一個條件

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‎我們沒時間培訓
‎妳得找有行政經驗的人

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‎谷歌的工讀實習生很棒，去雇用一個

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‎-太棒了
‎-在我走之前…拿去

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‎蘇珊，妳怎麼沒去上課？

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‎天啊，別急，來了

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‎對，好

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‎我看來怎麼樣？

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‎我知道這不是妳媽的奶
‎但只能這樣了

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‎誰打來？

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‎爺爺，怎麼樣？我知道

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‎你有看到新聞報導嗎？

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‎有，你太厲害了，我再打給你好嗎？

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‎但新聞把我報得超可悲

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‎就像我是需要幫助的窩囊廢

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‎爺爺，你確實需要幫助，沒有那麼糟

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‎孩子，你何時要回來告別店面？

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‎吃最後一個塔可

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‎就快了

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‎-只是…
‎-好

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‎帶寶寶很辛苦

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‎我明白

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‎那你再找時間過來吧

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‎爺爺，我會的

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‎（艾瑞克）

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‎可惡

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‎我下次休息時再打給你

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‎我保證

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‎-天啊
‎-不會吧

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‎天啊

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‎天啊，對不起

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‎水逆顯然還沒解除

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‎妳是黛安嗎？

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‎面試讓我緊張

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‎沒事，深呼吸

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‎面試也讓我很緊張，坐吧

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‎輕輕摺最後一次

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‎像這樣

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‎好了

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‎你的寶寶是小捲餅

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‎我想我的捲餅多了一點米

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‎對，沒錯

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‎要不就是爸爸不會包裹小胖

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‎不，看起來很棒

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‎你全部都摺反了

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‎但還是可行

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‎所以我做錯了？

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‎不是，你是用自己的方式來

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‎-你做了選擇，這才是最重要的
‎-對

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‎記住，沒有所謂錯誤的選擇，對嗎？

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‎只有適合自己的選擇

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‎我不習慣沒有做錯誤的選擇

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‎感覺很好

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‎對不起，各位

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‎我實在力不從心

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‎照顧寶寶的責任太大了

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‎我好累

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‎我現在靠酗咖啡才撐得下去

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‎聽著，在這裡不用覺得羞恥

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‎只要能讓妳度過這段時間，妳就去做

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‎媽媽快樂，寶寶才會快樂

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‎-能度過就去做
‎-能度過就去做

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‎說到壞痞兔硬扯拉丁文化我就有氣

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‎我知道妳覺得他很帥，隨便

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‎但我天天聽泰戈卡德龍都不膩

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‎但週二與週四還是要給我壞痞兔

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‎以免他寂寞

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‎-聽著
‎-我們的交情還不到說這些？

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‎妳是出版作家
‎妳在某些超屌跨性別權益場所當志工

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‎-妳是家中第一代大學生，念史丹佛
‎-跟妳一樣

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‎-事情是這樣的…
‎-妳不會用我

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‎我需要有行政經驗的人

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‎-我有行政經驗啊
‎-這裡怎麼沒列？

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‎因為我被開除了

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‎好，怎麼回事？

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‎我的白人順性別異性戀上司說

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‎我不適合他們的文化

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‎妹子，妳我都知道那是什麼意思

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‎但聽我說

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‎我已經知道替妳這種上司做事很複雜

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‎但這是工讀差事

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‎我也的確進了史丹佛，起碼我很聰明

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‎-我可以勝任
‎-好

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‎放回妳的履歷表
‎別把妳的前上司放進去參照

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‎這樣我或許可以讓妳過關

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‎謝謝，我保證妳不會後悔的，謝謝

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‎這堂課很棒

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‎真希望這小寶貝的媽媽能一起來

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‎她會喜歡這些哥們的，是女生，抱歉

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‎我們也很高興你能過來

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‎說到這個，我們有個小驚喜要給你

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‎什麼？

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‎我們覺得
‎你戴“媽媽與我”遮陽帽會很尷尬

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‎我們不想讓你感覺被排除在外

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‎什麼？天啊

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‎謝謝

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‎我喜歡

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‎替我們唯一的爸爸鼓掌吧

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‎好耶，安立奎

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‎（爸爸）

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‎本週的活動提案跟宿舍投訴整理好了

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‎我還按字母順序排放

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‎依組織與姓氏來分別

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‎動作真快，讓我看看

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‎還用顏色編碼嗎？

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‎-我可是史丹佛大學生
‎-沒錯

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‎我能休息15分鐘嗎？我得透透氣

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‎好，去吧

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‎-謝謝
‎-好

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‎莉迪雅，妳有看到黛安嗎？

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‎好，她去休息15分鐘

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‎我請她去買咖啡都過一小時了

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‎對不起，是我不對，我叫她去午休的

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‎我現在就傳簡訊叫她去買咖啡，謝謝

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‎黛安，妳去哪裡了？

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‎對不起

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‎我跟我男友分手了

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‎我得靜一靜

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‎我很抱歉，分手是最糟的

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‎但妳只要休息15分鐘的

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‎-妳去了一個小時，莎拉要咖啡
‎-我忘了咖啡了

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‎她找不到咖啡壺嗎？
‎她不會煮咖啡嗎？

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‎-拜託
‎-拜託，我很難過

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‎我了解，小聲點，這裡還是工作場合

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‎等等

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‎我去買咖啡，妳休息五分鐘

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‎整理一下儀容再回來做事

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‎-好嗎？
‎-妳真聰明，謝謝

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‎我要休息五到十分鐘
‎因為我太難過了

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‎不行，黛安
‎就五分鐘，五分鐘後回來

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‎等我心情好一點再回來，謝謝

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‎什麼？

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‎（星期一）

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‎妹子

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‎不，妹子，我沒算鐘點

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‎妳看，“莎拉”，這不是妳的

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‎（星期三）

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‎你怎麼知道我長得漂亮？
‎你根本看不到我

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‎我看起來像什麼？我看起來很美？

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‎起來，我不能一直掩護妳，不要鬧了

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‎我醒了，對不起

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‎我的化學課搞死我了

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‎但妳的報告資料弄好了，而且妳超強

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‎妳會表現很好的

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‎我三點要做報告，好嗎？

206
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:53,195
‎妳去把會議室準備好
‎我得花時間擠奶

207
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,322
‎懂嗎？我需要時間擠奶

208
00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:57,408
‎-妳能處理嗎？
‎-沒問題

209
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,325
‎很好

210
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,921
‎不好意思，妳知道莉迪雅在哪裡嗎？

211
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,882
‎天啊，是艾瑞克和小迪芬娜

212
00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,634
‎對，抱歉，妳是誰？

213
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:20,222
‎黛安，莉迪雅的學員
‎應該是徒弟才對

214
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,308
‎她今天有一大堆會，你不知道嗎？

215
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,061
‎不，真是的，我不…

216
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,107
‎-該死
‎-幹嘛？怎麼了？

217
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,528
‎我臨時帶午餐來替她打氣
‎好應付報告

218
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,449
‎沒關係，開完會後當點心吃吧

219
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,118
‎還有別的事嗎？

220
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,621
‎我不熟這裡，妳知道公園在哪嗎？

221
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,789
‎當然，寶貝

222
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,417
‎我剛好要休息15分鐘

223
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,212
‎-我陪你走過去
‎-太好了，妳帶路吧

224
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:56,425
‎-但別盯著我的屁股看
‎-對不起，什麼？

225
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,681
‎-你也上這所大學嗎？
‎-我？

226
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,476
‎我有小聰明
‎但不像莉迪雅那麼聰明，能上史丹佛

227
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,895
‎妳一定也很聰明

228
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,148
‎根據當權者是啦

229
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,984
‎對，妳很融入

230
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,945
‎很融入？

231
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,364
‎看看四周，寶貝

232
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:24,161
‎整個校園是一場文化大震撼

233
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,122
‎我覺得我也不會融入這裡

234
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,876
‎史丹佛這種機構不是為我們而建的

235
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,505
‎靠，連我的家人也不適合我

236
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,466
‎-是嗎？
‎-坐吧

237
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,428
‎妳是家中的敗類嗎？

238
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:45,140
‎我的家人什麼都要我做
‎又認為我什麼都做不好

239
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,142
‎我的人生也是這樣，親愛的

240
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:48,060
‎是嗎？

241
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,114
‎他媽的

242
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,536
‎現在我們搬來帕洛阿爾托

243
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,162
‎努力打拚

244
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,749
‎離鄉背井卻還是搞不定

245
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,587
‎這是我應得的

246
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,592
‎-那是什麼？
‎-要抽一口嗎？

247
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:21,552
‎當然要

248
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,011
‎什麼？

249
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:26,932
‎妳知道嗎？我不能，寶寶在

250
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,768
‎對喔

251
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:36,066
‎但如果我把小迪芬娜抱去那邊

252
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,654
‎你在這裡抽
‎然後你過來把小迪芬娜抱過去

253
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,114
‎讓我在這裡抽

254
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,242
‎這樣煙就不會飄到小迪芬娜的臉上了

255
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,162
‎我們聽起來超級負責的

256
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:52,165
‎-拜託，太負責了
‎-說的好

257
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,085
‎我不知道

258
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,171
‎管他的，就是抽一口嘛

259
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:01,049
‎如大家所見，如果按照我的時間線

260
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,010
‎我們就能擴大學生生活中心

261
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,888
‎給大學部全體學生

262
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:10,183
‎2023年春季，就能開網路會議

263
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,394
‎-莉迪雅
‎-是

264
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,729
‎親愛的，我看妳去…

265
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,358
‎我很抱歉，各位
‎新手媽媽，我馬上回來

266
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,779
‎吉姆，這種事最討厭吧？

267
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,489
‎好

268
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:30,287
‎-寶貝，猜猜我…
‎-黛安他媽的沒出現

269
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,999
‎院長們來了，我跟乳牛一樣在漏奶

270
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,001
‎-妳漏什麼？
‎-我跟她說

271
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,336
‎你跟誰在一起？

272
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,754
‎轉成擴音

273
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:42,049
‎女王，妳要吃塔可嗎？

274
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,384
‎她在那裡做什麼？

275
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,304
‎我們在放鬆，哈草可以安撫神經

276
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,264
‎糟糕，要開會

277
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,975
‎你們兩個嗨了嗎？

278
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:55,020
‎不，我們只呼了一口，真的

279
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:59,232
‎妳今天不用再回來了
‎我明天再跟妳說

280
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,734
‎艾瑞克？

281
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,571
‎我對你太失望了

282
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,827
‎親愛的，妳還好嗎？

283
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,829
‎不怎麼樣，姊

284
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,624
‎沒什麼好丟臉的

285
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,753
‎我帶三個小孩起碼也碰過三次

286
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,632
‎妳是怎麼做到的？
‎有三個小孩，還要內外兼顧？

287
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,133
‎親愛的，我沒有

288
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:29,680
‎要不是我們請了住家保姆
‎和我丈夫的給薪育嬰假

289
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,889
‎我就會離婚

290
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,101
‎育嬰假，懂了

291
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,437
‎我們都不是女超人，好嗎？

292
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,399
‎我們有時候都需要幫忙

293
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,694
‎妳需要換件上衣嗎？

294
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,071
‎謝謝

295
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,074
‎很好，擦乾眼淚，我們回去做事吧

296
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,502
‎-妳先聽我說
‎-不

297
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,295
‎聽我說

298
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,756
‎-我今天需要妳，黛安
‎-我知道

299
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,717
‎別說話了

300
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,095
‎我就交代妳一件事

301
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,765
‎好讓我一天抽出十分鐘擠奶

302
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:14,975
‎就這樣

303
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,352
‎我替妳做了擔保

304
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,815
‎妳幹嘛在史丹佛亂來？

305
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,152
‎比方在我孩子的爸
‎和孩子面前抽大麻？

306
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:29,031
‎亂來是我的標誌
‎我不來尊重政治這一套

307
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,241
‎我應該陪伴他們才對

308
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,121
‎結果我在這裡替妳擦屁股

309
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,831
‎還被妳慘整

310
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,752
‎我還以為我們有共識，但妳知道嗎？

311
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,170
‎這太過分了

312
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,379
‎妳被開除了

313
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,050
‎來休息15分鐘吧

314
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,384
‎妳慢慢休息吧

315
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,096
‎人事部知道
‎今天是妳的最後一天，收拾東西離開

316
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,850
‎-妳是認真的嗎？
‎-拜託別擋我的路，黛安

317
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,398
‎那是我的錯，我是大人

318
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,943
‎我知道，但我不能開除你的家人身分

319
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:13,199
‎但她很努力工作，寶貝
‎她就犯了一個錯…

320
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,285
‎她不是只犯一個錯，艾瑞克

321
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,582
‎黛安是魚，妳不能指望魚去爬樹

322
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,417
‎總之就是愛因斯坦說的那句

323
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,335
‎有沒有可能

324
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,257
‎妳不懂得欣賞黛安的天分

325
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:35,889
‎誰管魚或樹

326
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,184
‎艾瑞克，我只需要有人

327
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,063
‎能讓我的人生輕鬆一點

328
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,650
‎讓我有時間回家陪伴寶寶

329
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,402
‎好

330
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,158
‎-對不起
‎-好

331
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,037
‎我愛妳，寶貝

332
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,747
‎我們睡覺吧

333
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,144
‎我原諒妳

334
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,277
‎我把她找回來了

335
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,737
‎她在上班時間嗨了

336
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,741
‎姊，妳說得對，她沒有行政經驗

337
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:40,787
‎我聽到了，妹
‎但系上指示要注重多元

338
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:44,791
‎我不能變成
‎開除拉丁跨性別女性的特權女

339
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,420
‎她很努力，黛安要留下來

340
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,506
‎她在上班時間嗨了

341
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,258
‎再給她一次機會

342
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,970
‎還有一件事

343
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,847
‎注意種族課程？

344
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,184
‎還有無意識偏見課

345
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,021
‎-太扯了，妳沒有種族歧視
‎-對吧？

346
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,440
‎是有點菁英主義啦

347
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,694
‎但說真的

348
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:17,657
‎我哪來的時間能上六小時網路課程？

349
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,451
‎-六小時？
‎-就是說啊

350
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,368
‎該死

351
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,625
‎我們會找出時間的，幹

352
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,003
‎-六小時
‎-六小時

353
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,215
‎寶貝，我不能喝，我在餵母乳

354
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,508
‎擠出來倒掉啊，寶貝，來

355
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,011
‎-謝謝
‎-我在做捲餅

356
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,679
‎哪一種？紅的還綠的？

357
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,891
‎別回答，因為這可能涉及種族歧視

358
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,977
‎現在我成了種族歧視者，我得小心點

359
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,730
‎我來替妳上那六小時的課程吧

360
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,776
‎不會吧，真的？你是說真的？

361
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,487
‎-對
‎-謝謝

362
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:58,406
‎我只希望妳能安心倚靠我

363
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,830
‎以上是成為
‎反種族歧視鬥士的77個步驟

364
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:06,748
‎好

365
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,501
‎寶貝女兒，什麼？對

366
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,963
‎有些人需要77個步驟
‎才不會變成王八蛋

367
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,131
‎但妳不用

368
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,051
‎因為妳原本就很完美，對

369
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,513
‎我帶妳上床睡覺吧，來

370
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,306
‎快點

371
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,810
‎好，我要把妳放在這裡

372
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,190
‎爸爸要完成這些步驟
‎來看我得做什麼

373
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,903
‎開什麼玩笑，真的嗎？

374
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,823
‎拜託

375
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:41,783
‎好

376
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,746
‎-測驗將在20秒後暫停
‎-不，拜託

377
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,667
‎不，拜託，77步驟要重來？

378
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,377
‎該死，洗衣機

379
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,258
‎（別忘了回收，親親，莉迪雅）

380
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,719
‎別忘了回…拜託，回收

381
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,186
‎不，回去睡覺，寶貝，拜託

382
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,104
‎好

383
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,148
‎我就把妳放在這裡，好

384
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,609
‎可惡，不！

385
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,488
‎好

386
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,409
‎只要能撐過去，該怎麼做就怎麼做

387
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,536
‎爸爸快樂，寶寶就快樂

388
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,747
‎第一步：承認自己是問題所在

389
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,041
‎閉嘴，妳不了解我的人生

390
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,096
‎不，什麼？拜託

391
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,307
‎該死

392
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,978
‎沒關係，爸爸是白痴，但爸爸來了

393
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,188
‎該死

394
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,193
‎我就知道會這樣

395
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,195
‎留一扇窗戶別上鎖

396
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,655
‎可以記得這樣做嗎？不行

397
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,159
‎該死

398
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,625
‎笨蛋，你知道該怎麼做

399
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,210
‎快點

400
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:18,922
‎我會搞定

401
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,845
‎我知道我是白痴，但我愛妳

402
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,555
‎天啊，拜託

403
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,932
‎好了

404
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,352
‎好了，對

405
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,566
‎-警官，該死
‎-把手放在我看得見的地方

406
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,193
‎不，我把自己反鎖在外面

407
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,238
‎不，我住在這裡，我女兒在裡面

408
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,823
‎把手放在我看得見的地方

409
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,450
‎我可以進去嗎？我女兒在裡面

410
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,743
‎雙手舉高

411
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,915
‎我得回女兒身邊，我住在這裡，天啊

412
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,333
‎別動了

413
00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,838
‎認真看待兒童福祉

414
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,673
‎剛剛沒有必要這樣

415
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,967
‎是哪個人報警的？

416
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:07,262
‎下次你被反鎖時，打給消防隊

417
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,348
‎對，好，可能就是那個混蛋

418
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,435
‎-竟然有這種事
‎-拜託別說了

419
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:14,352
‎幹嘛？

420
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:18,690
‎怪我吧
‎別怪種族歧視的鄰居，去你的

421
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:25,029
‎我不喜歡我孩子的爸有癮頭

422
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,322
‎這下我變毒蟲了？

423
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,324
‎天啊

424
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,247
‎這裡的科技男都在抽大麻
‎卻是我有癮頭？

425
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,373
‎我成了壞爸爸

426
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:39,210
‎我沒看到這些人想進自己家被報警的

427
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:42,088
‎因為這些科技男會用行事曆

428
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,507
‎而不是他媽的橡皮筋

429
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,760
‎原來是我的作法錯了

430
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:53,266
‎我的人生、我的一切
‎都繞著妳跟迪芬娜打轉

431
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,438
‎我自己有需求就該道歉

432
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,901
‎我今天學到一件事

433
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:03,818
‎好了

434
00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:07,280
‎無意識的偏見，不，妳給我聽好

435
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:13,036
‎人會不知不覺對他人形成刻板印象

436
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,830
‎我在那時突然明白
‎跟妳在一起就是這樣

437
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:20,418
‎有時候，妳就像對我不知不覺

438
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,254
‎-妳用跟鄰居一樣的眼光看待我
‎-天啊

439
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:26,382
‎把我當成罪犯跟廢物

440
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:27,967
‎哇

441
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,805
‎你就是這樣看我的？我耶

442
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,101
‎你一定瘋到不像話

443
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,189
‎又來了，錯的是我

444
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,982
‎妳是對的，我是錯的

445
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,194
‎說的可是我自己的經驗，好

446
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,111
‎你…

447
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,784
‎有夠沒創意的，再見

448
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:16,933
‎黛安？

449
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,398
‎妳住在車上嗎？

450
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,905
‎我因為翹太多課

451
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,992
‎失去助學金

452
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:37,662
‎所以我住不起學生宿舍

453
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,540
‎黛安，妳為什麼放棄課業？

454
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,458
‎這個嘛

455
00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:48,214
‎當妳有嚴重的恐慌症跟憂鬱症

456
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:51,551
‎實在很難專心

457
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,303
‎我會過敏的事也很慘

458
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,513
‎妳不能住在車上

459
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,725
‎妳沒有朋友或家人嗎？

460
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:00,685
‎我只能靠自己

461
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:05,064
‎-還有我爹
‎-很好，妳爸媽在這裡

462
00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:08,526
‎莉迪雅，我的乾爹啦

463
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:13,072
‎我在存錢租校外的公寓

464
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,658
‎我快存到了

465
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,076
‎那就好

466
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,538
‎對不起

467
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,708
‎很抱歉我搞砸了

468
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,962
‎我不適合文書工作

469
00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:31,007
‎我只是很需要錢

470
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,759
‎不，沒關係

471
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:40,600
‎我知道這些鳥事很難調適

472
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,395
‎尤其是根本無法融入

473
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,148
‎妳得不斷證明

474
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,652
‎自己夠聰明

475
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:54,864
‎有充分的能力，才能待在這裡

476
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,949
‎實在太辛苦了

477
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,202
‎我很清楚

478
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,623
‎我有時會忘記…

479
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,753
‎所以我對人才會這麼嚴厲

480
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:10,505
‎-人？
‎-人

481
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:12,674
‎魚人

482
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:16,344
‎妳指望魚去爬樹

483
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:19,305
‎但那是魚，妳是魚，而…

484
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:23,101
‎我為什麼不能愛魚或當魚呢？

485
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,770
‎他很努力，以他自己魚般的方式

486
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,231
‎妳知道嗎？

487
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,400
‎不，我聽糊塗了

488
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,362
‎但沒關係，反正我對魚過敏

489
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:50,378
‎您正在收聽貝克斯非地方電台

490
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:54,132
‎這首歌獻給所有需要受到提醒

491
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,134
‎你在外並不孤單的人

492
00:27:56,217 --> 00:27:58,428
‎王跟后們，抬起頭來

493
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,598
‎（塔可店）

494
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:31,919
‎（洛杉磯）

495
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:30,353
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