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["Welcome Home Darling by Three Midniters
playing]

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♪ Welcome home, Darling ♪

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♪ It's all good to have you home ♪

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♪ Would I spent this sleeplessness
to the renter ♪

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♪ Now I have you back
to keep me woke ♪

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[screams]

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[clerk] Ma'am, what are you doing?

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[sighs]

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[inhales]

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-Oh my...
-[dings]

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[gasps]

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[clerk] Cash or credit?

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[Ana] Cash.

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[exhilarating music playing]

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[theme song playing]

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[exhilarating music continues]

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[woman, yells] Ya voy, espérame.

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[Ana] Wow.

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We're gonna need more paint. [chuckles]

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Whatever gets those creative juices
flowin', honey,

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it's yours.

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Ready to see the vision?

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Girl, I wore my lucky mala beads
for the occasion.

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Show me, show me.

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-This.
-OK.

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-Oh! Mm.
-And this.

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But this.

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[exhales] Brown love is love
is love, baby.

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It's everything.

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It is the perfect centerpiece
for my art market.

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Oh, Ana.

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I want you to imagine this, OK?

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Imagine an artist's hub

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where people from all walks of life

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are coming together
to share in our passions.

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Imagine that your mural

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is gonna be the centerpiece

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and brings artists here from...

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East LA,

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WeHo,

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hell, even Santa Monica.

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-[chuckles]
-And where the artists go,

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the money goes.

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[in Spanish] Yes, you can,

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baby girl. Thank you.

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[in Spanish] Excuse me.
Excuse me, move aside.

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Jesus, Ofelia! I'm like standing here!

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Oh, hey, darling. I want you to meet Ana.

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She is this top notch artist.

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Oh, and fellow Ecuadorian compatriot.

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-I'm from Zacatecas.
-I'm Chicana.

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Yeah, you know what I mean, babe.

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So, Ofelia, she actually runs
the liquor store

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in the building that I just bought,

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and she's been here for ages.

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[in Spanish] So pleased to meet you!

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Um... I'm the artist that's going
to paint on this wall here.

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-That's fine.
-Thank you for the opportunity.

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-Ana is going
-[Ana, scoffs]

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to completely beautify  the location, OK?

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With her incredible artistic works.

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And it's gonna be mucho dinero,
Ofelia, OK?

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Lots and lots of business coming your way.

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Is that true?

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Well, yes.

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Look, the mural I'm painting
will be incredible!

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A gorgeous mural.

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Full of beautiful brown people.

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For the community.
You're going to love it!

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Very good.

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Bueno! Bueno! OK, I gotta go.

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So amazing,

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and uh... I love you.

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But what if he files
an unlawful detainer in the future?

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[chuckles] OK, Erik, stop mansplaining
for just one second

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so that Ms. Cruz here can explain.

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Reads a few books. Now he thinks
he's Ruth Bader Ginsburg. [chuckles]

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RBG! She's my jam.

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I read all about her in my Women's Studies
class at Boise State.

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That's where I got my degree...

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in business, so...

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Is that-- You're done?

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-I'm done.
-OK

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[phone ringing in distance]

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Well, Erik is asking
all the right questions.

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Detainer.

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[in Spanish] What's a detainer?

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It sounds pretty. Detainer.

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Does Pop know how to read English?

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Not that kinda English.

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California is a tenant state,

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so he can give you an eviction notice,

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but as long as you're complying
with his demands

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within the allotted time,
then you're good.

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Landlords like to pull
this scare tactic often.

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Now in order to prevent
a future detainer

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or a forced eviction via court,

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just pay your rent on time.

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That's it.

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That's it?

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-Mm-hm.
-Well, that's great!

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Thank you so much, Miss Cruz.

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God bless you.

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Look, I don't know how to thank you, mija,

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-but...
-Oh, Jesus, Pop.

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I hope you like carnitas.

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Seriously?

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No, I...

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Getting paid in carnitas is OK by me!

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[in Spanish] Thank you, sir.

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-Thank you.
-Good luck.

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Thank you.

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I'm ready to go and I'll come back
for hot dogs later. OK?

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Thank you very much.

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You know, I'm not even hungry,
but that looks good.

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-Thanks, Coconut! [scoffs]
-Come on.

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Let's see, güero...

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Now what's wrong with thanking someone
with a burrito?

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Especially if it's a delicious burrito.

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Well, for starters,
the national currency is dollars, Pop.

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You can't cut a check with burritos.

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Hell yeah you can!

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Give me a burrito,

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I'll work like
a motherfucking donkey all day.

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Brilliant. Then why don't we just start

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paying you and your big donkey butt
in burritos then, huh?

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Hey, rent problem solved.

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Look. Look, cabrón...

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On the ranch,

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you can't take milk

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if you don't give the cow a churro.

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And if you give it a shot of tequila,

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you have enough menudo for everyone.

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Basically,

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you don't show up
to your hipster friend's dinner party

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without a bottle of wine, right?

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It's cultural,

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you whole wheat cracker.

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You clearly don't get it.

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Look... Whatever. The point is,

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we're not going to save the shop
with a burrito.

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We're gonna save it with some changes.

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And now that I'm here,

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I don't ever want us to be
in that situation ever again. OK?

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So, for starters,

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no more cash only.

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Credit cards, baby.

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I'm talkin' about chalkboard menus,

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artisanal everything.

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You wanna know
what the most important words

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we're gonna live by from now on?

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Extra charges.

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[in Spanish] In the name
of all that is holy!

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Real Mexicans don't charge $1.99

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for fucking chips

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and salsa, cabrón!

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What's next, you greedy jerks?

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Fifty cents for salt and pepper?

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Two dollars for a hug?

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You're all assholes! Fuck off!

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[in Spanish] Javier, my hugs are free.

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Come here.

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-Come here.
-Get off me, idiot!

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-It's just a hug.
-Screw your mother, jerk!

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How do you know my mother?

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Give me his food.

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And a coffee.

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Nice work.

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Real good.

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I've got more ideas.

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I'm sure.

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[rap music playing]

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[music continues on Ana's head phones]

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[in Spanish] Damn nosy ladies.

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[woman, in Spanish] You look great.

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[man] Brand new whip!

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[them song playing]

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[in Spanish] What's up, fools?

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[in English] I'm Ana.

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I live off of Soto.

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My grandpops, he owns the taco shop
on South Reyes. You know Mama Fina's?

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Yeah. You're Erik's baby sis?

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Uh... cousin. I'm his cousin.

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Anyhow, so I'mma be here
for like a week or so

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just putting up
the most beautiful mural of my life.

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It's gonna be about love,

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community, inclusion,

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you know, dope stuff.

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So since we're gonna be neighbors,
I figured I'd do the neighborly thing

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and brings some offerings
to the cholo altar.

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[giggles] Ooh! Takis.

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What kind of love?

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Brown love.

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For us, by us.

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You talkin' that Bonnie & Clyde
type of love?

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Pete and Ari?

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Brangelina?

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Yeah, but browner and like, less doomed.
[chuckles]

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-[smooches]
-So...

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so we good?

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[rap music continues]

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[in Spanish] Thank you so much!

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[in Spanish] Hey, lady! What the--!

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[sighs]

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-[bike dings]
-Hey, compa!

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OK, babe. No peeking!

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No, no, no. No peeking!

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Welcome...

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[laughs]

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...to our epic street exhibit,

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featuring Artist of the Year,

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also twitted as best lover
on these streets,

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one Miss Ana Morales.

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-[laughs]
-[clears throat]

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Ticket, please.

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-What?!
-[chuckes]

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You're lucky you're the cutest

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'cause this is... cheesy.

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-Like what's going on? [scoffs]
-OK, turn around.

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-Wha--What is this?
-Oh, it's from last night.

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[laughs]

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-All right, ladies and, well, lady,
-Mm-hm.

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right this way.

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-[Ana] Keep your eyes closed.
-[Yessika] Don't let me fall.

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You're fine.

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OK.

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-Right...
-[laughs]

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OK.

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OK, babe. [clears throat]

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-Take it off.
-[giggles]

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[siren wails in distance]

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[Yessika] Oh, my God.

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I am so proud of you.

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You are everything.

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[smooches]

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[scoffs]

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Wow.

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Just wow.

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I can't believe the liquor store folks

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paid you to do this here

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in our community!

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It's fucking incredible, Ana!

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Yeah.

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I'm...

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It feels real good to...

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get paid to do what I love.

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But listen, you should know.

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[in Spanish] What in the hell is that?

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[exhales]

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Ana,

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I can't believe it.

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Son of a bitch!

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Babe,

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what the hell was that?

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Well... Um...

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Ah...

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Here we go.

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[Banda music playing]

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[Chris] Woah, wait, hold on, Chuey.
Hold on, it's happening.

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Here we go. No.

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OK, wait.

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-[cell phone beeps]
-Shit.

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OK, let me run it through again.

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So you can charge me twice?

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No, mijito.

266
00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:54,818
I'm onto your little games.

267
00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:56,445
[in Spanish] Pricey chips for Javier.

268
00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,113
Double the charge for Chuey's torta.

269
00:11:58,488 --> 00:11:59,656
No way!

270
00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,032
You keep your torta--

271
00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,409
And I will take my money.

272
00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:03,744
See you later!

273
00:12:05,662 --> 00:12:07,372
"Get a card reader," he said.

274
00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:10,751
"It'll make us money," he said. [scoffs]

275
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:11,918
All right.

276
00:12:13,837 --> 00:12:15,338
Hey! What's up, little man?

277
00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:17,215
What can I get you?

278
00:12:17,299 --> 00:12:18,759
Two tacos al pastor, please.

279
00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:20,844
-Got it.
-No, no, no, no, no!

280
00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:25,056
I heard in the streets
that the tacos are free, homie.

281
00:12:25,599 --> 00:12:26,725
What do you mean? On the playground?

282
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:27,642
Yeah.

283
00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:28,810
Check it out.

284
00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:30,687
I got tacos for kids who read books.

285
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:31,980
Do like reading books?

286
00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:33,607
Uh...

287
00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,192
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

288
00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:38,445
Read it,

289
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:40,739
finish it, and then prove to me
that you read it.

290
00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:42,908
-And then we'll talk meat, aight?
-Really?

291
00:12:42,991 --> 00:12:45,202
Birria, buche, asado, your pick.

292
00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:46,119
Cool?

293
00:12:46,369 --> 00:12:47,204
All right.

294
00:12:49,956 --> 00:12:52,834
We're barely staying afloat
and you're giving away free tacos?

295
00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:53,752
What?

296
00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:55,545
It's an investment, fool.

297
00:12:55,837 --> 00:12:56,838
Like your stupid card reader.

298
00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:58,298
When kids eat free,

299
00:12:58,423 --> 00:13:00,383
their parents come and buy burritos.

300
00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,010
Haven't you ever heard of Sizzler, fool?

301
00:13:02,469 --> 00:13:04,221
What happened? I thought you know
about business and shit.

302
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:05,138
Are you nuts?

303
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:07,891
[stammers] That's a corporate chain.
We're a Mom and Pop shop.

304
00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:10,018
What's the worst that can happen?

305
00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:13,855
[panting] Yeah. Yes, yes.
I read Grapes of Wrath,

306
00:13:14,523 --> 00:13:15,482
can I get my free tacos?

307
00:13:17,108 --> 00:13:19,194
[Erik] Come on, chill the fuck out, dude.
Look...

308
00:13:19,277 --> 00:13:21,238
You have your 10.99 chips and guac.

309
00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:23,114
I have my books, alright?

310
00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,534
Besides they gotta read the book
and take a quiz

311
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:26,743
before they even get a taco.

312
00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:28,119
Oh, they gotta pass a quiz?

313
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,080
Oh, OK. I didn't know
they had to pass a quiz

314
00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:31,206
before they get the free tacos.

315
00:13:31,289 --> 00:13:32,624
If you would've said that from the top,

316
00:13:32,707 --> 00:13:34,251
there wouldn't be a problem.
So that's good.

317
00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:35,377
Listen, it'll make us money, fool.

318
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,378
-No, I'm sure it will.
-Trust.

319
00:13:36,461 --> 00:13:37,921
-Yeah, yeah.
-Move out the way, bitch.

320
00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:40,048
["Promised Land" by Sugarman 3 playing]

321
00:13:46,596 --> 00:13:47,681
[speaks indistinctly]

322
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,644
[whining]

323
00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:53,895
[Chuey] Pues, I was just saying

324
00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:56,314
I've never seen
a lucha libre match like that one.

325
00:13:56,398 --> 00:13:57,858
[in Spanish] Don't tell me.
Come on! Outta here.

326
00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:01,027
-[whistles] Move it. Now!
-OK, OK. I'm leaving.

327
00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:04,489
Browner and gayer? [scoffs]

328
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:05,949
She missed the gay part.

329
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:07,909
I don't like it, bro.

330
00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:09,578
-Really, really gay.
-Come on.

331
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:11,580
[Casimiro] Oh, my God.

332
00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:12,914
[in Spanish] I love it!

333
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:18,128
It's obvious
you're a very progressive woman, eh?

334
00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:20,005
What can be seen shouldn't be questioned.

335
00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:22,674
I heard the artist's
from the neighborhood.

336
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,134
You know what I'm going to do?

337
00:14:24,384 --> 00:14:25,886
I'm going to hire her immediately!

338
00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:27,220
Yeah, it'll cost you.

339
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:29,347
[clink]

340
00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:31,683
[in Spanish] You know what, Ofelia?

341
00:14:31,975 --> 00:14:33,476
That disgusting thing outside

342
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:34,978
needs to go.

343
00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:38,440
If not, I'll take my money to 7-Eleven.

344
00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:41,484
Then take it and get out of here,
you drunk.

345
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,614
Tía, I've been real patient here.

346
00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:47,699
But we gotta handle this shit outside.

347
00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:50,493
Man, fuck this white motherfucker.

348
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:54,915
From one corner to the other. All of it.

349
00:14:54,998 --> 00:14:56,207
[Tim and Ana] Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop!

350
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,084
Don't you dare!

351
00:14:58,209 --> 00:14:59,878
You work for me. Erase it!

352
00:14:59,961 --> 00:15:03,840
No, I swear on Beyonce's babies,
I will cut you, sir.

353
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:05,467
Ofelia,

354
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:08,470
you will owe me thousands of dollars, OK?

355
00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:09,596
Thousands.

356
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,056
This is my building,

357
00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:12,974
and I'm making it better for you!

358
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:14,559
-For me?
-Yes, you!

359
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:15,810
Well, that was stupid.

360
00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:17,687
You didn't even tell me
what you were doing,

361
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,356
-you white good-for-nothing liar.
-[gasps] Tim!

362
00:15:19,439 --> 00:15:22,943
I was perfectly fine and perfectly happy
before you showed up.

363
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,819
Ofelia, I cannot understand you.

364
00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:27,447
Well, well, she said
that you didn't tell her about the mural.

365
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:29,658
-That you're a rude, white dude.
-[Ofelia] That's right.

366
00:15:29,741 --> 00:15:30,575
What?

367
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:33,203
And now I'm losing money

368
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:34,663
because good,

369
00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:37,332
hardworking people
don't want to see that thing.

370
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:39,042
-Erase it!
-No, no, no, no!

371
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,126
No! No!

372
00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:43,171
I am raising
the goddamn property value here! Hey!

373
00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:44,381
[birds chirping]

374
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:46,466
And tell me honestly, Ofelia, really,

375
00:15:46,716 --> 00:15:49,719
is it the mural you hate
or the men kissing in it?

376
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:53,598
I don't care if it's Walter Mercado
and Juan Gabriel kissing up there.

377
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:55,892
I care that you didn't ask my permission.

378
00:15:56,184 --> 00:15:57,978
Why aren't you speaking English, Ofelia?

379
00:15:58,103 --> 00:15:59,604
-I mean, I know you can.
-Tim!

380
00:15:59,688 --> 00:16:01,690
We talk on the phone all the time.

381
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:03,316
-Oh, my God.
-OK.

382
00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,610
[in English] This is my store.

383
00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:07,612
Mine.

384
00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:10,573
I sweep the sidewalks
and I feed the little ones,

385
00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:12,826
and you don't get to tell me what to do.

386
00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:13,994
-[in Spanish] Erase it!
-No!

387
00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:14,953
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

388
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:16,496
Ofelia,

389
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,708
it is my name on the dotted line, honey.

390
00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:20,917
So what I say

391
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:22,711
goes.

392
00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:24,129
And if you don't like it,

393
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:25,755
you can see yourself out the door.

394
00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:28,591
-Let go, let go.
-Tim, what the fuck?

395
00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:29,759
Let go, let go!

396
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:31,261
-Now!
-Tim.

397
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,180
-Come on, Ana.
-Tim.

398
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:39,853
[in Spanish] Forgive me, Ofelia.

399
00:16:40,687 --> 00:16:41,980
I'm so, so sorry.

400
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:47,485
Wait, Tim.

401
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:49,696
Why did you force it on her
if she wasn't down with it?

402
00:16:49,863 --> 00:16:51,197
Because she doesn't know
what's good for her!

403
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:52,198
-What?
-Trust me.

404
00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,910
Look, when I'm done, her store is gonna be
poppin' with tourists, OK?

405
00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:57,495
She doesn't see the vision, Ana.

406
00:16:57,579 --> 00:16:58,621
That's our job.

407
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,248
Trust me, she's gonna thank us someday.

408
00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:02,625
No, I'm sorry.
How do you know what's good for her?

409
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:04,586
Oh, Ana.
You know what I mean.

410
00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:06,838
OK, look, take Pablo for example, OK?

411
00:17:06,921 --> 00:17:08,757
I just bought the building
over on Lorena Street.

412
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,633
He owns the paleteria on the first floor.

413
00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:12,594
Now that guy is incredible.

414
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:14,637
He is like so flexible

415
00:17:14,721 --> 00:17:16,890
and we have
all these amazing ideas for his place.

416
00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:17,849
Listen to this.

417
00:17:18,349 --> 00:17:21,436
Organic, artisanal ice cream.

418
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,229
I love him.

419
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:25,690
-Ana, just listen,
-[sighs]

420
00:17:25,774 --> 00:17:28,651
you have got to stop letting people
like Ofelia intimidate us, OK?

421
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:30,195
-[sighs]
-Hey, as queer people,

422
00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:32,906
we have to stop asking permission
to exist in this world.

423
00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:33,990
[siren wails in distance]

424
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:35,116
It's your final payment.

425
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:39,370
Yes. I love you. [mwah]

426
00:17:39,537 --> 00:17:43,792
Ugh, we're going to make
amazing art babies together, my love.

427
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,460
There's plenty more where that came from.

428
00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:46,628
Bye.

429
00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:50,590
[car engine starts]

430
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,843
-[engines revving]
-Shit!

431
00:17:55,011 --> 00:17:57,013
[Norteño music playing]

432
00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,057
Who's Edmond's teacher in prison?

433
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:01,810
Abbe Faria.

434
00:18:01,976 --> 00:18:05,230
He teaches him about a bunch of books
and sword fighting!

435
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:06,439
Right-- Wait, hold up. What?

436
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:08,608
There's no sword fighting.

437
00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,819
-Oh, there wasn't?
-No.

438
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:12,612
Man, you watched the movie, didn't you?

439
00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:14,364
-Ugh.
-[clicks tongue]

440
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:18,076
The book was 117 chapters,

441
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:19,786
and I'm an eight-year-old kid!

442
00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:21,412
All right, all right.

443
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,165
[bottle cap pops]

444
00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:26,209
I have to admit, it's a good point.

445
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:29,462
What do you think?

446
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:30,922
Tacos or not?

447
00:18:31,548 --> 00:18:34,717
I think I can't believe you'd give
an eight-year-old kid Dumas.

448
00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:35,635
What?

449
00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:38,513
It's about a man who kills
for his baby mama.

450
00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:39,931
-He's ride or die.
-[scoffs]

451
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:45,520
-Uh... Can I get my tacos now?
-[door opens]

452
00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:47,605
-[scoffs]
-[laughs]

453
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:49,732
You are something, aren't you?

454
00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:51,401
You are something.

455
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:53,027
You read The Count of Monte Cristo.

456
00:18:53,111 --> 00:18:54,279
You read a whole book!

457
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:55,446
You read this whole book!

458
00:18:55,530 --> 00:18:57,574
And now we gotta give you some free food.

459
00:18:57,657 --> 00:19:00,285
You are the smartest little guy
in the world, aren't you?

460
00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:01,452
Bring it in.

461
00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:04,622
Who is this? I don't think I like him.

462
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,292
I don't like him either, buddy.

463
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:08,585
All right. [claps]

464
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:09,544
Good talk.

465
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:11,254
-Hey and don't forget,
-[door opens]

466
00:19:11,337 --> 00:19:14,048
two tacos al pastor for our winner here!

467
00:19:14,132 --> 00:19:16,551
-Ahh! [chuckles]
-Yes!

468
00:19:17,051 --> 00:19:18,052
[door closes]

469
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:20,597
So what? You're a lending library now?

470
00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:21,973
[Erik] Sort of.

471
00:19:22,348 --> 00:19:23,516
Got my own little

472
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,769
"Read a Book, Get a Taco" program
going on.

473
00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:28,188
Wow.

474
00:19:28,688 --> 00:19:30,565
That's amazing. I really love that.

475
00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:31,482
Oh yeah?

476
00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:34,110
Well, I do amazing things
for the ones that I love.

477
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:37,655
All right. Chill. [giggles]

478
00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:39,824
["Muevelo, Muevelo" by Seven playing]

479
00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:49,375
-[sizzling]
-[Connie] Mmm.

480
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:51,544
This vanilla extract fucker
didn't think an immigrant woman

481
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:52,962
had a right to her own walls.

482
00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:54,172
Bro!

483
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,841
He would've asked the white tenants'
permission for sure.

484
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:58,176
Obviously.

485
00:19:58,343 --> 00:19:59,219
If he would've asked,

486
00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:01,387
Ofelia would've shut it down real quick.

487
00:20:01,846 --> 00:20:04,015
Mama, you killed it! Mm!

488
00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:05,350
-[smooches]
-I'm so proud of you.

489
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,310
-Mm-hm.
-Those luchadores are

490
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:12,357
iconic machismo murdering homos
that arouse and--

491
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,611
If they strip away
a brown woman's livelihood, bro,

492
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,822
she can't have her key demographic
running into the 7-Eleven.

493
00:20:20,156 --> 00:20:22,283
What's she gonna do
without  her drunks and teenagers, huh?

494
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,244
Good art's divisive, cuz.

495
00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:26,496
Just follow your bliss
and screw the haters.

496
00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,373
Mm! That's a great idea!

497
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:31,292
You know what, you should screw yourself

498
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,419
and back up my book program, stupid.

499
00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,338
-[laughs]
-Anyway,

500
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:36,297
the point is,

501
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:38,758
a landlord doesn't have
to ask for permission

502
00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:40,093
to paint on his own building.

503
00:20:40,176 --> 00:20:41,010
So?

504
00:20:41,177 --> 00:20:42,387
It's about respect

505
00:20:42,637 --> 00:20:45,556
for those who've been holding it down
in our community for years.

506
00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:47,433
Who the fuck asked you, Coconut?

507
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:50,687
I--I dunno. Ana's Idaho potato cousin
kinda has a point.

508
00:20:50,937 --> 00:20:52,063
-[all] He does?
-[Chris] I do?

509
00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:54,440
Did Yessika just agree with me?

510
00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:56,484
You both have a point.

511
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,195
Yes, it was commissioned by... uh...

512
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,614
a fucking colonizer,

513
00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:06,119
but I'm all for fighting comadre
homophobia with queer love bombs.

514
00:21:07,412 --> 00:21:08,246
I dunno.

515
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:10,415
It's Ana's riddle to solve.

516
00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:12,458
She'll figure out how to make it right.

517
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,502
How the hell do I do that?

518
00:21:14,836 --> 00:21:15,670
Paint over it!

519
00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,213
Be a real revolutionary!

520
00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:20,091
[unintelligible chiding, complaining]

521
00:21:20,258 --> 00:21:22,468
I know. You could do
like a tequila tasting

522
00:21:22,593 --> 00:21:23,886
and have like a queer mariachi.

523
00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:24,971
A-queer-achi.

524
00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:26,139
[laughs]

525
00:21:26,973 --> 00:21:29,809
A-queer-achi, bien, mira.
[hums Mexican hat dance tune]

526
00:21:30,018 --> 00:21:31,394
Should we hire the Queer Eye boys also?

527
00:21:31,477 --> 00:21:32,478
Ofelia would love that.

528
00:21:33,271 --> 00:21:35,231
You know what, just do a fucking GoFundMe

529
00:21:35,315 --> 00:21:36,482
or a Kickstarter or some shit.

530
00:21:37,358 --> 00:21:38,192
Or...

531
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:40,403
[samba music playing]

532
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,292
Ana, this cash mob is amazing!

533
00:21:55,501 --> 00:21:58,629
You thieves! Get out of here, thieves!

534
00:21:58,713 --> 00:21:59,922
-OK. I'm out.
-Get out of here.

535
00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:02,133
Oh, my God, look.

536
00:22:02,258 --> 00:22:04,260
Tamarindo with chile.
You know how hard it is to find these?

537
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:05,845
Look! Twenty-five cent Takis!

538
00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:07,430
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

539
00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:08,973
Oh, thank you, señora. Thank you so much.

540
00:22:09,057 --> 00:22:09,974
You're an angel, thank you.

541
00:22:10,058 --> 00:22:11,684
Oh, my God, it's a piñata!

542
00:22:11,768 --> 00:22:13,603
-Can you believe it?!
-[chuckles]

543
00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:15,813
-He can stay.
-Those look spicy.

544
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:19,817
-[yells] You thieves! Get out!
-[Ana] Stop! Stop!

545
00:22:19,901 --> 00:22:21,903
Stop! They're paying customers! Stop!

546
00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,571
Now what did you do?

547
00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:25,114
No, no, no, no. I'm helping.

548
00:22:25,198 --> 00:22:26,449
This is a cash mob.

549
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:29,577
They're gonna clear out
your entire inventory. It's genius!

550
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,497
A damn mob here to steal my inventory?

551
00:22:32,663 --> 00:22:34,415
I knew it!

552
00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:35,333
What is this shit, Ana?

553
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,460
OK, guys,

554
00:22:37,543 --> 00:22:39,128
it's OK. It's a cash mob.

555
00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:40,380
I invited these people here.

556
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,131
Let me get this straight,

557
00:22:42,465 --> 00:22:44,008
you invited a bunch of strangers here

558
00:22:44,092 --> 00:22:45,510
to ransack tía Ofelia's store?

559
00:22:46,511 --> 00:22:47,553
I don't feel safe.

560
00:22:48,137 --> 00:22:49,055
Me neither, fool.

561
00:22:50,056 --> 00:22:51,808
Mobster white people are never safe.

562
00:22:51,891 --> 00:22:53,726
Nazis, conquistadores,

563
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:54,852
flash dancers.

564
00:22:55,144 --> 00:22:55,978
Preach.

565
00:22:56,229 --> 00:22:58,022
[indistinct chatters]

566
00:22:58,272 --> 00:22:59,232
Twenty-five cent Takis?

567
00:22:59,315 --> 00:23:00,274
Nah, bitch.

568
00:23:02,568 --> 00:23:03,611
They got the big packs?

569
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:04,862
In the back. Come on.

570
00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:06,864
OK, look, you got this all wrong.

571
00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:08,950
Cash mobs save small businesses.

572
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:10,493
Get out of here!

573
00:23:10,576 --> 00:23:11,994
Leave-- Oh!

574
00:23:12,537 --> 00:23:14,789
Look, I told my followers,

575
00:23:14,872 --> 00:23:16,249
OK, that there was a señora

576
00:23:16,332 --> 00:23:18,709
who was losing customers
because she had commissioned

577
00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:20,128
a queer-friendly mural,

578
00:23:20,211 --> 00:23:21,879
and they came in droves to support.

579
00:23:22,505 --> 00:23:24,841
Look, they're gonna buy everything!
You're gonna be set for the month!

580
00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:26,467
You're welcome.

581
00:23:26,551 --> 00:23:30,888
Uh-huh. And what will my regulars buy
the rest of the month?

582
00:23:31,514 --> 00:23:33,057
Huh? Farts and kisses?

583
00:23:33,141 --> 00:23:34,767
-I don't need activists,
-Ouch!

584
00:23:34,851 --> 00:23:37,186
and I don't need anything from you.

585
00:23:37,311 --> 00:23:40,523
What I need are my regulars
who come everyday.

586
00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:42,567
The drunks. The ones that pay my rent.

587
00:23:42,650 --> 00:23:44,444
If you just give me a chance, señora!

588
00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:46,404
I can fix this! I can help!

589
00:23:46,612 --> 00:23:48,489
Oh, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.

590
00:23:48,573 --> 00:23:49,407
Help.

591
00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:51,534
And what about me?
Do I have a say in this?

592
00:23:51,868 --> 00:23:53,494
Because Tim has his mural

593
00:23:53,578 --> 00:23:55,246
and you have your cash mob,

594
00:23:55,329 --> 00:23:58,207
but neither one of you asked
if I wanted any of this.

595
00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:00,126
[car passing by]

596
00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:01,878
[in Spanish] I just wanted to help.

597
00:24:01,961 --> 00:24:03,921
Well you didn't help me. You screwed me.

598
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,214
Fine.

599
00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:18,269
[crunching]

600
00:24:19,145 --> 00:24:20,021
[in Spanish] And you?

601
00:24:20,313 --> 00:24:22,565
Why the long face?

602
00:24:22,648 --> 00:24:23,816
Nothing.

603
00:24:24,734 --> 00:24:25,568
I'm fine.

604
00:24:25,985 --> 00:24:28,988
Why are you eating that block of cheese
as if you're a mouse?

605
00:24:29,071 --> 00:24:30,072
Pop.

606
00:24:30,656 --> 00:24:32,742
What's up, sweetie?

607
00:24:32,825 --> 00:24:33,743
[sighs]

608
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:38,414
Change is something very hard to do.

609
00:24:38,956 --> 00:24:41,417
Old folks like me don't like it.

610
00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,003
But Ofelia

611
00:24:44,879 --> 00:24:46,214
will come around.

612
00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:56,807
Maybe that mural will help her,
maybe it won't.

613
00:24:57,099 --> 00:25:00,061
Maybe charging for chips will help,
maybe it won't.

614
00:25:00,311 --> 00:25:01,938
But we need to try, mija.

615
00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:05,942
What doesn't feel good is being treated

616
00:25:06,025 --> 00:25:08,236
like you can't handle your own business.

617
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,988
As if you're some idiot

618
00:25:11,113 --> 00:25:13,032
who can't make her own decisions.

619
00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:15,868
That's a matter of respect.

620
00:25:17,286 --> 00:25:20,206
You have to give her the respect
that gringo will not.

621
00:25:20,873 --> 00:25:22,124
All I wanted was...

622
00:25:23,459 --> 00:25:26,295
to do what I loved
without having to worry about money.

623
00:25:27,421 --> 00:25:28,381
[sighs]

624
00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:30,633
Me too, mija.

625
00:25:30,841 --> 00:25:32,301
[gentle guitar music playing]

626
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,594
Me too.

627
00:25:36,806 --> 00:25:38,224
Welcome to Mama F--

628
00:25:38,307 --> 00:25:39,141
OK.

629
00:25:39,809 --> 00:25:41,561
You're offering my kid
free food and books?

630
00:25:41,769 --> 00:25:43,479
Talking about you got some more
in the back or some shit?

631
00:25:43,563 --> 00:25:44,564
Please hold.

632
00:25:44,647 --> 00:25:45,815
[shouts] Erik!

633
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:46,774
[Erik] Hey.

634
00:25:47,692 --> 00:25:49,193
-Hurry up.
-Huh?

635
00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:52,697
Hey, what's up, Chato?
What's goin' on, bro?

636
00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:53,864
[groans]

637
00:25:55,199 --> 00:25:57,910
Oh, hey, no, no, no, no!
Hey, not like that at all, bro!

638
00:25:57,994 --> 00:25:59,287
[stammers] Listen, listen, I'm--

639
00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:00,663
We, we

640
00:26:00,746 --> 00:26:02,623
are running a dope program

641
00:26:02,707 --> 00:26:04,375
for kids, bro. Remember BOOK IT?

642
00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,918
Where you get free pizza for reading?

643
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,629
This is just like that, dog,
except with tacos.

644
00:26:10,298 --> 00:26:11,924
That's true, Chato? You read a book?

645
00:26:12,216 --> 00:26:13,092
Three books.

646
00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:15,553
He gets a free taco for every book?

647
00:26:15,636 --> 00:26:17,555
-Well, that's pushing it, we feel like--
-Yes,

648
00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:20,850
yeah, yeah! Yeah, bro. Yeah.
He gets a taco-- three.

649
00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:23,019
So we'll take three free tacos,

650
00:26:25,771 --> 00:26:28,107
three tortas to go for the fam.

651
00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:31,027
Hey, go get another book, mijo.

652
00:26:35,156 --> 00:26:36,324
I'll be back with his sister.

653
00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:38,326
Hey, bring the whole family, bro.

654
00:26:39,452 --> 00:26:40,536
OK. Thank you.

655
00:26:52,173 --> 00:26:53,716
How do I make this right?

656
00:26:54,467 --> 00:26:57,219
I'll do anything,
but I cannot censor my art.

657
00:26:57,637 --> 00:27:00,264
That would mean pretending there's
something wrong with me when there's not.

658
00:27:00,348 --> 00:27:01,307
I can't do that.

659
00:27:02,558 --> 00:27:03,726
[in Spanish] Look, young lady.

660
00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:07,688
Do you honestly think Tim wants me here?

661
00:27:08,481 --> 00:27:11,567
That he'll want me to be here
in five years?

662
00:27:12,985 --> 00:27:14,278
One day, my dear,

663
00:27:14,945 --> 00:27:17,281
that mural is going to erase me.

664
00:27:18,616 --> 00:27:19,450
But you know what?

665
00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:22,036
I'm not going to let that happen.

666
00:27:22,662 --> 00:27:23,704
I'm sorry. I'm just...

667
00:27:24,914 --> 00:27:27,416
I'm just trying to make this right
for the both of us.

668
00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:28,709
I know.

669
00:27:29,794 --> 00:27:31,754
Get out of here, you fucking dirty dyke!

670
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:34,882
Nobody wants you
or your disgusting mural here!

671
00:27:38,552 --> 00:27:41,055
Hey, do you pray to the Virgin Mary
with that mouth?

672
00:27:41,138 --> 00:27:42,682
-But it's--
-But nothing!

673
00:27:42,765 --> 00:27:45,101
I don't need you as a customer. Get out!

674
00:27:45,184 --> 00:27:46,686
Fine, go to hell!

675
00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:48,729
After you, asshole!

676
00:27:50,773 --> 00:27:51,607
Thank you.

677
00:27:55,444 --> 00:27:56,278
You see?

678
00:27:57,613 --> 00:27:59,657
You only bring me problems.

679
00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,742
["Vamonos" by Chavela Vargas playing]

680
00:28:03,703 --> 00:28:04,912
Time to go.

681
00:28:16,465 --> 00:28:18,467
[sobs]

682
00:28:21,429 --> 00:28:23,431
[crying]