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["Sabor a Mi" playing]

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Chicken, pollito, chicken,
pollito, chicken.

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[in Spanish] It needs salt. [grunts]

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A ver.

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[chuckles] Eso.

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Wait! Wait! Wait!

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[in English] Oh. Open it.

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There you go.

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[Delfina, in Spanish] Hey boys,

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that's not how you heat up food.

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Don't you know that thing

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zaps all the nutrition right out of food?

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[in English] This is how we do it at home.

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Um... You see?

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Your dad works way too much.

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He doesn't have a second to teach
his own son how to cook.

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Hold on, beautiful, wait a minute...

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Don't forget, gorgeous.

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Chris's father is my and your son.

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Mmm.

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You're right, old man.

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Alright then...

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[Delfina laughs]

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Alright kid, come here.

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[Casimiro groans]

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Remember, grandson.

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Real food

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is made with a lot of love.

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[Spanish music continues]

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[Delfina] Muy bien.

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Ooh!

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[smooches]

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[beeping]

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-[door opens]
-[sighs]

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[door closes]

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[Chris, grunts] Ugh!

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Mezcal is no joke! [laughs]

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Hey,

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you got any of that raise-the-dead
hangover menudo, Pop?

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No, while you got wasted
with your little friends,

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I sat in jail. I didn't have
time to make it.

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Oh...

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[theme song playing]

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[Vallenato playing]

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[in Spanish] Good morning!

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[in English] I brought maple bacon donuts!

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Oh, hey, Pop, I've been brainstorming

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-ways for you to make more revenue.
-[calculator beeps]

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You know, I was thinking, like,
targeted marketing,

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-social media--
-[Erik] Move.

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You should do, like, a loyalty program

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with a punch card, but it's, like,
in the shape of a taco, so that--

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-Coming through.
-[Ana, laughs]

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Why you fuckers always fighting
like comadres over leftovers?

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I'm trying to do my job,

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but I can't get this mosca
out of the kitchen.

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Oh! Did you use a flyswatter?

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Oh, good idea. Shoo, fly, don't bother us.

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Stop.

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But Pop, really you should think
about changing the menu.

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You know, like introducing
a new taco of the week.

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[in Spanish] Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. You should experiment
with new flavors

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and introduce seasonal ingredients.
What do you think?

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I would, but ever since...

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I climbed over the mountains

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to cross the border in the dead of night

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to build this humble shop,

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so my children and their children
could have a better life...

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[exhales] I'm tired.

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Yes, Pop, preach!

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But go for it, if you want to.

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-Really?
-Sí.

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If you've got the time.

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Oh, of course I do. Actually,

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I have a really good idea

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for a chicken tikka masala taco.

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[laughs] Can someone tell this güero

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you can't throw trash on a tortilla
and call it a taco?

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No, none of my business.

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Oh, and Pop, in the meantime,

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you have this to hold you over. You know,

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what we talked about for the shop.

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Don't worry about it, mijo.

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Spend it on your chef school.

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I get it now. You come first.

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Ooh! I just farted,
so you might want to move.

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OK.

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Hey.

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Hey, can we squash this?

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For Pop?

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Oh, now you want to help Pop, huh?

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-Dude, I'm just trying to help.
-OK. OK,

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now this is my business.

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You know, that man has enough to deal with

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without you two regressing
to your 12-year-old beef.

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OK, just stop torturing him
with this bullshit.

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You stop acting like a spoiled brat,

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and you get over your bruised ego.

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Now fist bump and makeup.

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[indistinct chatter, laughs in distance]

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Fist bump. Come on.

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OK, punkass bitches,

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it was great starting my day
with your toxic masculinity,

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but I gotta bounce.

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Hey, you know, at most jobs they make you
check your bags when you leave work.

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Check your face.

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You really should put a lock
on that fridge.

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No shit.

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That gremlin.

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She inhales tortas
like a fucking velociraptor.

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[laughs]

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What?

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Have you ever taken Lidia out?

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You know, wine and dine her?

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Yeah, I've beered and tacoed her.

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No, no, no, no, you gotta level up, homie.

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You know, Mangia is classy.

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I can hook you up with a free meal.

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You bring her in for dinner,

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you're gonna look like a boss.

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-[tsks] She won't be down for that.
-Hey,

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food is love.

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Food is love.

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[latin music playing]

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You gotta eat, right?

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Both of you.

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There better be extra cheese on that.

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You think I'm trying to get smacked?
Of course.

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Let me get that for you.

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Thanks.

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Salt and lime, huh?

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What are you trying
to get your tequila on or what?

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[scoffs] Yeah, breakfast of champions.

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No, I'm just kidding.

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We ran out at the bar.

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Well, you used to always drink
me under the table, so...

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Oh yeah, like that one time
you drank my Paloma

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and ended up on top of the bar
dancing a  quebradita.

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-Hey! It was a sick quebradita, though.
-Was it?

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[Erik laughs]

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You wanna grab dinner this week?

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Like something not wrapped in foil.

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I don't know, Erik.

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As a thank you for helping out Pops.

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My treat.

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Your treat?

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Come on.

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How are you gonna ask me to do better

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if you don't give me a chance
to be better, huh?

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[scoffs]

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OK.

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OK?

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OK.

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OK.

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-Goodbye.
-OK.

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OK.

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I'll see you later.

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-[finger snaps]
-[car engine revving]

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OK.

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["Sit Down, Who's Been Loving You"
by Arun Rae playing]

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-Right on.
-[horn honks]

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[knife cuts]

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["La Mentira" by Armando Garzón playing]

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Hey, Pop.

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You want to help me?
You want to jump in here like old times?

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[in Spanish] No, thank you.
Just heating up my tea.

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[microwave door opens]

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[microwave door closes, beeps]

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They took you for an idiot because

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they gave you the gringo price.

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That's fine.

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You're going to chop it like that?

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Yeah, Pop,  I'm gonna chop it like that.

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Is that alright?

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Ah.

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Don't forget who taught you everything,
cabrón.

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Oh, you mean Mama Fina? [scoffs]

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[microwave beeping]

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Hey, did Mama Fina use ground masa
or masa harina for her tortillas?

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You know what, I'll check.

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You said this was your own recipe.

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OK. Yeah.

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You're right.

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You know, the thing
about taco of the week, Pop,

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is that everybody keeps coming back.

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People love novelty,
but you can't have novelty without change.

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What?

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You know how we only eat menudo
on Sundays?

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'Cause we love it,

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it's special, but if we had it everyday,

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it wouldn't be special anymore.

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But you hate menudo.

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Yeah, 'cause when I was little,

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you told me hominy
was baby teeth. It scared me.

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What are you throwing on there?

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Curry.

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Curry?

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But that's a taco!

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Do you want tradition or innovation?

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What I want is a taco.

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Did you heat the plate?
What do you think, I'm an animal?

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Go ahead, viejo.

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-Try it.
-No, no, no.

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I'm an old man.
I know what I like and what I don't.

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Come on.

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Try it.

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You like it, huh?

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[crunching]

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Mmm.

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-Mmm!
-Mm-hm.

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-[in English] I didn't think I would--
-I see--

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-What? Was it-- You do?
-I would...

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-I didn't think--
-You didn't think

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-I would like it.
-you would like it.

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Míralo.

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So good I got you talking in English.

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And that, Pop, is what I'm talking about.
[laughs]

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Hell yeah!

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I'll pick that up later.

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[Norteño music playing]

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[dish rattles]

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Um...

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[in Spanish] Can you tell me...
What is this?

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Chicken tikka masala tacos.

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Ah! "The Takis Tacos".

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[chuckles] Well, I do love Takis.

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-No, that's not--
-[laughs] A ver lo que...

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A ver a ver.

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Ah...

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Where are the Takis?

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There was never Takis.

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Mmm.

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[in Spanish] These are not tacos.

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-This is not Mexican food.
-Not Mexican food.

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It's like a sope
but tastes like a chalupa.

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-Yeah, for reals.
-Hey, are you sure you're Mexican, güey?

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Yeah! I'm a Mexican,
what does that even mean?

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You don't think Mexican food
can have new flavor to it?

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-Yes.
-Good flavor.

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You going to eat that or what?

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Hell no! You eat it.

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-Then I'll take it.
-Take it.

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Wait, so--so you do like it?

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Hell no! But it's free.

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Maybe I can rinse off the chicken
or something.

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Okay, that's it! It's over.

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You're done.

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Hey, at least give me a real taco
to get rid of this flavor.

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-Whatever this thing is.
-[Casimiro] Hey, cabrón...

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My güero gives you free food.

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Delicious food!
And you're still complaining?

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[snaps] Get out!

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Let's go! Let's go! You're done.

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You can't leave my mouth like this.

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-Give me some radishes or jalapeños?
-I'll give you your radish. Let's go!

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Some water at least!

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We are closed. Estamos cerrados.

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-Let's go Adios.
-Some water at least!

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[door slams shut]

261
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[sighs]

262
00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,611
I don't know.
They like what they like, mijo.

263
00:11:16,279 --> 00:11:17,114
Yeah.

264
00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:19,991
[woman from device] Welcome
to the Brown Love Podcast.

265
00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:23,495
Relationship advice
for the enlightened Latinx lover.

266
00:11:23,662 --> 00:11:25,247
This week's chica-no-no is

267
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,165
toxic masculinity!

268
00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:28,083
[in Spanish] You know!

269
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,584
-Those men who want mothers
-Shit!

270
00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,586
[in English] instead of a girlfriend?
Ya sabemos...

271
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:32,504
[grunts]

272
00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:34,297
I'm not your mother,
and you are not my baby.

273
00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:35,632
Not like that.

274
00:11:35,716 --> 00:11:38,760
Yeah boy, stop being a manchild
and get it together,

275
00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:39,678
because I am not your--

276
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,096
[Erik] Come on, I ain't no manchild!

277
00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:43,807
For those of you who are listening,
listen up and do what you gotta do

278
00:11:44,057 --> 00:11:46,017
-to treat your woman right--
-Hey, hey.

279
00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:48,103
Get it together, come on, man!

280
00:11:48,562 --> 00:11:50,731
we're constantly showing up for these

281
00:11:50,814 --> 00:11:51,982
-men
-You're charming.

282
00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:53,358
and they're not
doing the same, emotionally.

283
00:11:53,442 --> 00:11:55,110
A million dollar smile.

284
00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:57,446
Just give it to her.
Flash it to her, that's right!

285
00:11:58,113 --> 00:12:01,116
That's right, make her fall in love
with you all over again, baby.

286
00:12:01,324 --> 00:12:02,701
Silky smooth.

287
00:12:04,828 --> 00:12:05,954
There you go, silky smooth.

288
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:10,375
[in Spanish] You alright, man?

289
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,376
Never better.

290
00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:12,711
Everything is awesome.

291
00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:15,046
Hey, how about that Chivas game
last night?

292
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:16,548
Didn't catch it.

293
00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:18,842
[in Spanish] You didn't watch it?
What kind of Mexican are you?

294
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,802
What, I didn't watch the game
and suddenly I'm not Mexican?

295
00:12:20,886 --> 00:12:22,387
Chris, relax, bro.

296
00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:24,681
Hey, you know what,
I'm more Mexican than all y'all.

297
00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:25,766
[laughs]

298
00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:26,767
Okay, sure.

299
00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:28,393
You're Mexican, güerito.

300
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,519
Oh, you don't think so?

301
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,314
Test me.

302
00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:34,733
OK.

303
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,318
What kind of test?

304
00:12:36,401 --> 00:12:37,277
I don't know, we'll figure it out

305
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,446
right here, right now,
and we'll settle it.

306
00:12:39,988 --> 00:12:41,907
¿Cómo, cómo? Like a Mexican test?

307
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,033
Whatever you want to call it, Chief.

308
00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:45,494
But less talking and more doing.

309
00:12:46,119 --> 00:12:46,953
Bring it on.

310
00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:48,163
OK.

311
00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:50,290
Let the games begin.

312
00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:52,501
[Banda music playing]

313
00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:53,668
Name five Mexican states.

314
00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:57,047
Jalisco, Oaxaca, Durango--

315
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,757
No, Durango is a truck.

316
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,383
-Huh? [scoffs]
-No?

317
00:13:00,634 --> 00:13:03,094
OK, uh... Baja-- Shit.

318
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:05,096
-Chihuahua?
-Is that a state?

319
00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:07,516
[scoffs] Boo!

320
00:13:07,599 --> 00:13:09,601
[music continues]

321
00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:24,658
Name three soap operas starring Thalia.

322
00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:26,535
Oh, you mean the holy trinity of Marias?

323
00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:29,704
Marimar, María la del Barrio,
and María Mercedes, at your service.

324
00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:31,289
Oh! I love all of them.

325
00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:57,023
I'm back with gifts from the market!

326
00:13:57,649 --> 00:13:58,775
-Oh, ho ho!
-[chuckles]

327
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:02,070
Y... tequila, cabrones.

328
00:14:02,153 --> 00:14:03,196
Ah!

329
00:14:14,124 --> 00:14:14,958
Scary Demon!

330
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:16,793
Purple Parrot!

331
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:21,548
You're so silver and you are a Silver--
Come on! It's a Silver Snake!

332
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:23,216
And Blue Barracuda.

333
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:24,885
Now you're just making shit up, cabrón.

334
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:26,261
Yeah! Mm!

335
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:43,486
[chuckles]

336
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:44,654
Puta madre.

337
00:14:59,502 --> 00:15:00,337
Rebanaditas?

338
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,047
[alarm sound, laughs]

339
00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:03,340
Damn it.

340
00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:07,928
De fresa.

341
00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:10,889
Limonazo!

342
00:15:10,972 --> 00:15:12,140
Limonazo!

343
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:18,605
[Felix] Dale.

344
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:34,788
What the fuck is that? Serrano?

345
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,539
[laughs]

346
00:15:37,248 --> 00:15:38,833
Here, take this. You'll feel better.

347
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:46,091
Try it, cabrón.

348
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:00,647
[laughs]

349
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:04,651
Can I get another one?

350
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,820
And you'll return my Salma Hayek?

351
00:16:09,155 --> 00:16:10,490
They're not that good.

352
00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:11,616
[tsks] Ah!

353
00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:17,288
-I'll take it--
-Ei! No, no, no.

354
00:16:17,372 --> 00:16:18,206
I already started it.

355
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,124
Hombre!

356
00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:20,041
I'm going to finish it.

357
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,419
[squealed laughter]

358
00:16:40,937 --> 00:16:42,939
[table beats]

359
00:16:50,238 --> 00:16:52,157
[in Spanish] Well, it was close.

360
00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:54,659
Mm.

361
00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:56,995
I'm sorry, compa.

362
00:16:57,162 --> 00:16:57,996
You failed.

363
00:16:58,079 --> 00:16:58,913
[laughs]

364
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:01,666
-You're not Mexican.
-[chefs laugh]

365
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,419
Solid effort, buddy. Solid.

366
00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:05,879
OK, Let's get back on the line

367
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:07,714
because Chef Austin's
gonna be here any minute.

368
00:17:07,797 --> 00:17:08,923
[Vincente] Vamos. [claps]

369
00:17:09,215 --> 00:17:10,425
[Felix] Así que nadie me llora.

370
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,510
[Vincente] Don't worry! Maybe next time.

371
00:17:13,136 --> 00:17:15,638
[Felix] He wants to cry!
He wants to cry! He wants to cry!

372
00:17:15,722 --> 00:17:16,681
[laughs]

373
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,475
I'm not Mexican! Why?

374
00:17:19,642 --> 00:17:21,019
[indistinct chatter]

375
00:17:21,144 --> 00:17:22,520
-[host] Right this way.
-Thank you.

376
00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:26,649
[host] And here we are.

377
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,153
-Oh! Hey.
-Hi.

378
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:32,614
Thank you.

379
00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:34,699
Oh!

380
00:17:36,618 --> 00:17:37,619
Thank you.

381
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,376
[laughs]

382
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,712
This place is nice.

383
00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:48,963
I know, right?

384
00:17:49,798 --> 00:17:51,174
Is this the spot your cousin works at?

385
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,760
Ah... No, no. Come on.

386
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:56,554
No, that's, that's... Spaghetti.

387
00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,141
The name of the restaurant
is called Spaghetti?

388
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,393
Yeah! Yeah, they serve Chinese food there.

389
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,479
It's ironic, you know how hipsters are.
[chuckles]

390
00:18:04,562 --> 00:18:06,231
Oh! That's-- that's actually clever,

391
00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:08,024
'cause the Chinese invented spaghetti.

392
00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:09,442
Really?

393
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,611
You see, you're brilliant.

394
00:18:11,694 --> 00:18:14,155
I swear, our baby better have your brains.

395
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:15,240
[laughs]

396
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:17,033
You've been reading to him, right?

397
00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:19,077
Oh yeah, no, I read her

398
00:18:19,536 --> 00:18:21,037
all the books that you got us,
'cause you know it's gonna be

399
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:21,955
-a girl.
-Boy.

400
00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,708
You know what? I'm not playing with you

401
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:28,294
because gender is a social construct.

402
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,629
-So...
-OK.

403
00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:32,966
Thank you.

404
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:38,721
Where are we?

405
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:44,477
[Chris winces]

406
00:18:44,561 --> 00:18:45,520
Are you crying, güero?

407
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:49,399
-Is it because  you're not Mexican, güey?
-[chuckles]

408
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:50,859
Or is the tequila making you cry?

409
00:18:50,942 --> 00:18:53,027
-'Cause that's Mexican.
-[laughs]

410
00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:54,529
It's the onion, fuckfaces.

411
00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:56,239
[Vincente] You know what?
You can pass the test

412
00:18:56,322 --> 00:18:58,158
if you can do a grito like a mariachi.

413
00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:00,785
Well, that's ridiculous, OK?
There's no way I'm gonna--

414
00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:04,289
Ah! Ha! Ha ha!

415
00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:05,915
[laughs]

416
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,877
You kidding? You call that a grito?

417
00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:11,671
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

418
00:19:12,005 --> 00:19:14,632
Now that's a manly grito!

419
00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:16,009
Alright, you're next Felix.

420
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,720
No, I don't really-- We don't do gritos.

421
00:19:18,803 --> 00:19:19,929
Yes, we get it.

422
00:19:20,054 --> 00:19:21,431
You're Venezuelan.

423
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:22,849
[laughs]

424
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:24,809
Fucking Mexicans...

425
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:27,270
-[laughs]
-Ah ha ha ha!

426
00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:29,480
Who let the delivery guy
in the dining room?

427
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:32,025
I thought this was supposed
to be a classy place.

428
00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,444
Oh shit, you're still chopping onions?

429
00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:36,404
How long can a man take chop--

430
00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:38,489
-[plate clattering]
-Fucking... bastard.

431
00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:42,577
I've told you about leaving the plates
close to the burner

432
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,078
a million times, Felix.

433
00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:44,996
Sorry.

434
00:19:45,246 --> 00:19:46,122
Sorry what?

435
00:19:46,915 --> 00:19:47,749
I'm sorry, Chef.

436
00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:49,417
I'm sorry, Chef. You're goddamn right,

437
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,543
I'm sorry, Chef.

438
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:56,966
The white devil's got a real stick
up his ass today.

439
00:20:03,139 --> 00:20:04,057
[sighs]

440
00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:17,111
[Latin guitar music playing]

441
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,251
[laughs in distance]

442
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:16,713
I feel like we ordered
off the appetizer menu. [laughs]

443
00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:17,714
That's it?

444
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,009
Like, it's good, but you know,
I'm eating for two, so

445
00:21:21,175 --> 00:21:22,510
I'mma be a little hungry after this.

446
00:21:22,593 --> 00:21:23,761
You know what, here.

447
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:29,309
I read that your body needs
hella calcium right now, so take that.

448
00:21:31,102 --> 00:21:33,187
-So what, you're reading baby books now?
-Yeah.

449
00:21:33,354 --> 00:21:36,274
Nah, you're just trying to get rid
of your greens, so don't play.

450
00:21:36,357 --> 00:21:38,318
-Both. Everybody wins.
-[both laughs]

451
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:39,235
Ooh!

452
00:21:39,819 --> 00:21:41,154
Speaking of books,

453
00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:43,823
a science professor at work donated a few.

454
00:21:43,906 --> 00:21:44,866
Oh, you know I love it

455
00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:46,659
when you talk libro to me, girl.

456
00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:50,038
And I may have snagged the ones
on environmental catastrophe.

457
00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:52,040
-You remembered! How sweet,
-[scoffs]

458
00:21:52,498 --> 00:21:55,043
but actually we call it cli-fi.

459
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:56,711
Whatever, just think of this

460
00:21:56,794 --> 00:21:58,546
when you're picking people
for your bunker.

461
00:21:58,629 --> 00:22:00,006
I already made you a disaster map.

462
00:22:00,256 --> 00:22:01,341
-[chuckles]
-Oh.

463
00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:03,593
Here you go.

464
00:22:13,936 --> 00:22:15,605
This is going pretty OK.

465
00:22:19,484 --> 00:22:21,027
Why is this going pretty OK?

466
00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:24,614
Because I'm serious about being a family.

467
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,160
I really want to believe you, Erik.

468
00:22:30,995 --> 00:22:31,913
We've been here before.

469
00:22:32,622 --> 00:22:33,456
I know.

470
00:22:33,664 --> 00:22:34,665
You're right, we have.

471
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,585
But I was trying to do it for you.

472
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:40,129
With the baby on the way,

473
00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,174
I'm doing it for me.

474
00:22:45,885 --> 00:22:46,844
And...

475
00:22:47,428 --> 00:22:50,848
I may be listening to a certain
feminist chicano podcast--

476
00:22:50,932 --> 00:22:52,642
Are you listening to Brown Love?

477
00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:56,312
-Oh, my god. The world is ending. [gasps]
-Shh!

478
00:22:56,437 --> 00:22:57,271
That's why you wanted

479
00:22:57,355 --> 00:22:58,981
-all those doomsday books, huh?
-[chuckles]

480
00:22:59,107 --> 00:23:00,608
You're gonna get us kicked out of here.

481
00:23:00,691 --> 00:23:03,444
As long as we get tacos after this,
your secret's safe with me.

482
00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:09,742
[Chef Austin] We're backed up, people.

483
00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:12,161
Can we please stop being so fucking lazy?

484
00:23:12,912 --> 00:23:16,541
[in Spanish] Hi, faster, please.

485
00:23:18,543 --> 00:23:19,794
-Oh!
-[plater clattering]

486
00:23:19,877 --> 00:23:21,629
Son of a bitch! Fuck! Felix!

487
00:23:21,712 --> 00:23:24,507
What the fuck did I tell you
about the hot plates? Hm?

488
00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:28,511
What the fuck did I say?

489
00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:30,930
-Answer me!
-[Chris] OK,

490
00:23:31,013 --> 00:23:33,433
-just layoff.
-You keep out of this.

491
00:23:33,558 --> 00:23:36,018
I know you speak English,
so why don't you understand that?

492
00:23:36,102 --> 00:23:37,478
Chef, just-- just let it go, OK?

493
00:23:37,562 --> 00:23:39,063
-He gets it. Right, you get it?
-Mm-hm.

494
00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:39,981
Come on.

495
00:23:40,064 --> 00:23:41,899
We wouldn't want to have
to buy you a MAGA hat, buddy.

496
00:23:41,983 --> 00:23:43,734
-Come on.
-What? I'm not your fucking buddy.

497
00:23:43,818 --> 00:23:45,027
Get back on the line. Now listen to me--

498
00:23:45,111 --> 00:23:46,070
No, why don't you apologize to him?

499
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,073
Because that was fucking racist, Chef.

500
00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:51,159
What did you say?

501
00:23:51,242 --> 00:23:52,076
Let me try that again.

502
00:23:52,535 --> 00:23:56,914
Why don't you stop being
an ignorant shit for brains thundercunt?

503
00:23:57,957 --> 00:23:58,791
Thundercunt?

504
00:24:01,002 --> 00:24:03,004
[chuckles]

505
00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:05,006
I got every one of these fucker's jobs

506
00:24:05,089 --> 00:24:07,300
and I know for a fact
none of them have papers.

507
00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:08,801
Pff.

508
00:24:12,805 --> 00:24:14,640
You want me to be racist? Mm?

509
00:24:16,350 --> 00:24:19,353
How about I call ICE right now?

510
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:22,064
Would that make everyone happy?

511
00:24:24,525 --> 00:24:25,776
Oh! Fuck!

512
00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:26,694
[gasps]

513
00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:29,739
[groans] Oh!

514
00:24:29,822 --> 00:24:31,574
[light chuckles]

515
00:24:31,824 --> 00:24:33,743
[Chef Austin] Oh, I already have
a deviated septum

516
00:24:33,826 --> 00:24:35,786
on the left side, you fucker!

517
00:24:36,162 --> 00:24:37,788
[grunts] Oh!

518
00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:43,127
Ah! My fucking nose, you twat!

519
00:24:46,172 --> 00:24:48,049
After tacos, how about dessert?

520
00:24:48,674 --> 00:24:49,967
What do you want for dessert?

521
00:24:50,885 --> 00:24:51,719
That dress.

522
00:24:53,054 --> 00:24:53,930
Really?

523
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:55,932
Yeah. Check, please.

524
00:24:57,808 --> 00:24:59,185
Look, let's just split it.

525
00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:00,353
It's gonna be really expensive, so--

526
00:25:00,436 --> 00:25:01,771
No, no, no. It's my treat.

527
00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:03,606
I promised.

528
00:25:07,276 --> 00:25:09,946
[Chef Austin, yells]
Get the fuck out of my kitchen,

529
00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:11,697
-you little fucking twat!
-[Chris yelps] No!

530
00:25:12,031 --> 00:25:14,283
Viva México, cabrones.

531
00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:16,577
[groans]

532
00:25:17,411 --> 00:25:18,329
No!

533
00:25:18,412 --> 00:25:23,251
[screams] Ah ha ha ha hi!

534
00:25:23,751 --> 00:25:25,336
[groaning]

535
00:25:26,212 --> 00:25:27,046
[Erik, clears throat]

536
00:25:27,129 --> 00:25:28,381
[crash in the outside]

537
00:25:30,883 --> 00:25:32,301
And just for the record,

538
00:25:32,718 --> 00:25:35,096
my name is Christopher Ernesto Morales.

539
00:25:35,304 --> 00:25:37,598
I am from Boyle fucking Heights!

540
00:25:38,307 --> 00:25:40,476
I am 100 percent Mexican,

541
00:25:42,019 --> 00:25:43,729
and I... quit!

542
00:25:45,189 --> 00:25:46,440
Tan, tan!

543
00:25:46,732 --> 00:25:48,025
[door opens]

544
00:25:48,442 --> 00:25:50,236
[clattering]

545
00:25:51,362 --> 00:25:52,488
[waiter] Your check, sir.

546
00:25:52,613 --> 00:25:53,614
[door opens]

547
00:25:53,739 --> 00:25:55,741
["Mexican Chef" by Xenia Rubinos playing]

548
00:26:09,297 --> 00:26:11,299
♪ French bistro
Domincan chef ♪

549
00:26:11,382 --> 00:26:13,384
♪ Italian restaurant
Boricua chef ♪

550
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,303
♪ Chinese takeout
Mexican chef ♪

551
00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:17,263
♪ Nouveau America
Bachata in the back ♪

552
00:26:17,346 --> 00:26:19,348
♪ French bistro
Domincan chef ♪

553
00:26:19,432 --> 00:26:21,434
♪ Italian restaurant
Boricua chef ♪

554
00:26:21,517 --> 00:26:23,352
♪ Chinese takeout
Mexican chef ♪

555
00:26:23,477 --> 00:26:25,313
♪ Nouveau America
Bachata in the back ♪

556
00:26:25,396 --> 00:26:27,231
♪ Brown walks your baby
Brown walks your dog ♪

557
00:26:27,315 --> 00:26:29,317
♪ Brown raised America
in place of its mom ♪

558
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,277
♪ Brown cleans your house
Brown takes the trash ♪

559
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,362
♪ Brown even wipes your granddaddy’s ass ♪

560
00:26:33,446 --> 00:26:35,364
♪ Brown sews the buttons
back on your shirt ♪

561
00:26:35,448 --> 00:26:37,408
♪ Brown picks the fruit
Brown planted in the dirt ♪

562
00:26:37,491 --> 00:26:39,493
♪ Brown drives your bus
Brown drives your taxi ♪

563
00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:41,787
♪ Brown brings your lunch
on a bike when you’re relaxing ♪

564
00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:53,090
♪ I want it, want it all now
I want it all now ♪

565
00:26:53,549 --> 00:26:56,719
♪ We build the ghettos
and we tear them down ♪

566
00:26:57,261 --> 00:26:59,263
♪ Brown lays bricks
Brown builds your wall ♪

567
00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:01,140
♪ Brown tears them down
and builds them again ♪

568
00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:03,142
♪ Brown breaks his back
Brown takes the flack ♪

569
00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:05,353
♪ Brown gets cut
‘cause his papers are whack ♪

570
00:27:05,436 --> 00:27:07,271
♪ Brown sits down
Brown does frown ♪

571
00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:09,357
♪ Brown’s up in a hospital gown ♪