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Subtitles by <font color="#ff0000">explosiveskull</font>
Sync by <font color="#00ffff">NAIM2007</font>

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So, meiosis is the process
by which a cell divides

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and splits up
the number of chromosomes.

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Now, this is different
than mitosis, remember.

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They are to form what are called
gametes, alright?

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Did this make sense
to everybody?

10
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Alright now, each gamete
contains 50 percent..

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We're just gonna
like, wreck your house.

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- It's gonna be so rad.
- Who's even coming?

13
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Yeah, is it gonna be like, super
exclusive? What's the deal?

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It's a back to school party,
you dumb beezies.

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Everyone's coming.

16
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Sara can even bring her
D-and-D BFF for all I care.

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They combine to form...

18
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We're not even friends anymore

19
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and we didn't play D-and-D,
it was magic.

20
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(Mr. Rubin)
'Uh, yes, Hayley?'

21
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Amoebas and stuff can
like, split into two, right?

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- Like asexually?
- Mm, that's right.

23
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So if that works, then why

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is sexual reproduction
even a thing?

25
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Uh, 'cause it's super fun?

26
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Actually,
that's a terrific question.

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- What a Margaret.
- Yeah.

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Hey, did you get 151?

29
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I'm trying to get real faded?

30
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- Oh, me too.
- Me too.

31
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I'm gonna get maybe
even like, double faded.

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[indistinct chatter]

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(Kiana)
'Ew, cold.'

34
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[sighs]

35
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So, did you live
at the hotel pool?

36
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Huh?

37
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You're just super tan
from Mexico.

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Oh. I guess.

39
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It looks really good.

40
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I'm not trying to roast you
or anything.

41
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Hey, did you write down
the bio reading? I totally...

42
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Sara, we're on
different paths now, okay?

43
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Okay?

44
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So, can we just like,
let that be.

45
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You know, I'm moving forward.

46
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No, yeah, I get it.

47
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You wanna focus on
lacrosse and college.

48
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Sure, yeah,
uh, there's that.

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I thought the sex thing
wasn't a big deal.

50
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Yeah, well, I've changed
a lot this summer.

51
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My priorities are..

52
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...different, okay?

53
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Hey, Sara?

54
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It's pages 24 through 43.

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Skip the lab questions on 30.

56
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- Hey, Skyler!
- What's up, Skyler?

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[instrumental music]

58
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[knock on door]

59
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Hey, Sare Bear,
I'm heading to class.

60
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You do your homework?

61
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- Did you do yours?
- Zing!

62
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Seriously, you do it yet?

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That's what I'm talking about.
Ten thousand hours, baby!

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Then you're gonna be
a big time CEO!

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That's not even a real thing.

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Are you wearing makeup?

67
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No, I just moisturized.

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It's called making an effort.

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Okay.

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Everything peachy
in your world, baby?

71
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Yep, can you
close the door please?

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Alright,
I'll get outta your hair.

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Be good.

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[instrumental music]

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[knock on door]

76
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[exhales]

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Hey.

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Hey.

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I thought we could, talk?

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Huh?

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[instrumental music]

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[moaning]

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Do you have a condom?

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Just pull out.

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I will.

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[instrumental music]

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[moaning]

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Ow!

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Ow.

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[screams]

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[screaming]

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[panting]

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It felt so good.

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Yeah, amazing.

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Did you pull out?

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[intense music]

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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I'm sure it's..

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[bell ringing]

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[instrumental music]

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♪ Made it rain
and I barely got my feet wet ♪

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♪ Fresh money
like I came up off the inkjet ♪

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♪ Still swish swish
I need a heat check ♪

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♪ Y'all princes ain't
even kissed my feet yet ♪

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♪ And we gonna do
whatever I say ♪

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♪ When I get bored ♪
♪ Boy's gonna play ♪

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♪ Taking calls
'cause I got a deal on the way ♪

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♪ Grown woman
doing grown woman shit ♪

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♪ Grown woman doing
grown woman shit ♪

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♪ Spent the checks
on the drips on my wrist ♪

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[retching]

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[door slams]

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[gasps]
Jesus!

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I just wanted to see
if everything was okay, shit!

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[exhales]

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So..

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah. Thanks.

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Tegan's thigh gap
is so much better than mine.

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- Pouty face.
- Oh, my God, Ki.

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Yours is amaze, and mine's
only because of gymnastics.

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- God, I should join.
- That's cray.

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It's like a really
big commitment, but I love it.

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'Plus my mom won't
let me quit, so who cares?'

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- My thigh gap is such garbage.
- Shh, shh, shh!

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Feeling better?

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Mm-hmm, I'm fine.

129
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My favorite part was right
before when you were like

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"Oh, I love my boyfriend."

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And then you totally barfed
all over him.

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Why are you so obsessed with me?

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I'm, I'm not.

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I'm just telling
everybody the story

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because it's
a super funny story.

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Yeah, you're like, the funniest
one of our friends, Kiana.

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[sobbing]

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Hey, Sara, is everything cool?

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[laughing]

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Talk about mood swings.

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What are you like, pregnant?

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[chuckles]

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That would be hilarious.

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(Blaire) 'What are you
guys doing this weekend?'

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(Kiana)
'Shopping.'

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[intense music]

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Oh, thank Christ.

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[intense music]

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(Kate) 'Sara,
welcome to the land of the living.'

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[knock on door]

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'Sara?'

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[intense music]

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W-T-Fuck?

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W-T-Fuck!

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[dramatic music]

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(Kate) 'I'm coming
in, hide your shame.'

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[phone vibrates]

158
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Okay.

159
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[sighs]

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Fuck, fuck!

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- Fuck!
- Hey.

162
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- Hey you.
- I was just thinking about you.

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(Skyler on phone) 'I called
you a bunch last night.'

164
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Yeah, I wasn't feeling awesome.

165
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So, how are you feeling?

166
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(Skyler on phone)
'Uh, I'm okay.'

167
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Actually,
now that you mention it

168
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'I have been feeling really..'

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...horny.

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Wanna come over?

171
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I'd love to but I'm stuck

172
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with my mom all day, so lame!

173
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I'll see you later.
Kisses, bye!

174
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Hey, w-we're still going to

175
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Kiana's together though, right?

176
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- Hey, bitch!
- Kiana, hey...

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Oh my God, shut up for second.

178
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Did you hear, Amy P.
got shwasted

179
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and hooked up with Joey C.?

180
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They did it in his Scion,
so grody.

181
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It's all DL by the way,
Amy's supes embarrassed about it

182
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and made me promise
not to tell anyone

183
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also she pegged him.

184
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So, what's up?

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[sighs]

186
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So, why are you here?

187
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Uh, hello?

188
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,772
Okay, I'm just trying to like

189
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like, where's Kiana?

190
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Aren't you guys like,
besties now?

191
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I mean, I just thought
you would help me or whatever.

192
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What?

193
00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:22,452
Nothing, you just

194
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kinda totally ghosted me
sophomore year.

195
00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:28,658
What?
I've seen you.

196
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Whatever, never mind.

197
00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,763
Hayley,
I'm really freaking here.

198
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:37,902
Well, sorry, it's just,
a lot to take in.

199
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- Shyeah.
- It doesn't make sense.

200
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I saw you yesterday.

201
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Puking my guts out.
Morning sickness much?

202
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,445
Okay, well, whatever's
happening here is...

203
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Completely bat-shit.

204
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Gynecological.

205
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You need to go to a hospital!

206
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:56,153
Hmm, veto.
They'll call my mom.

207
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:58,089
Oh, are you serious?

208
00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,355
This is triage, Hayley.

209
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Priority one
is keeping this quiet.

210
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:06,229
Priority two is my health
and general overall wellbeing.

211
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,767
Okay, so you want a place
that's confidential

212
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,970
maybe who knows a way around
a freaky surprise pregnancy

213
00:14:13,037 --> 00:14:15,705
and, hey, hopefully doesn't
cost anything either

214
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,440
because why not?

215
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:25,149
We're all human beings
in God's eyes.

216
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:27,450
It is not too late
to turn around.

217
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:30,453
'There is still time
for forgiveness.'

218
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,322
Don't make a decision
you'll regret

219
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,324
for the rest of your life.

220
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,425
Forgive this harlot, Lord.

221
00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:38,162
She knows not what she does.

222
00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:40,430
Jesus loves you!

223
00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:44,634
Bitch!

224
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:03,154
I guess those opium orgies
really paid off, huh?

225
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,222
Okay, I told you
it was my first time

226
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:08,324
so stop slut shaming me.

227
00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:10,560
And sex is like,
a totally natural

228
00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:12,762
healthy part of life anyway.

229
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:17,500
Where is Skyler, anyway?

230
00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:21,437
- You should call him...
- Don't!

231
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,042
It's not Skyler.

232
00:15:27,877 --> 00:15:30,513
That's the whole reason
we broke up in the first place.

233
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:32,849
I wanted to wait.

234
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,220
Oh, that's probably good.

235
00:15:36,287 --> 00:15:39,322
Skyler was always kind of a
sleaze anyway.

236
00:15:39,389 --> 00:15:42,325
And cocky, and a douche.

237
00:15:44,094 --> 00:15:46,563
- Oh, my God, was it Joey C.?
- It doesn't..

238
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,265
Hayley, it doesn't matter.

239
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:51,969
Would you just lay off,
please?

240
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:55,471
I just don't understand
why you dragged me

241
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,707
into this instead of..

242
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,543
...Mark?

243
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,378
I'm gonna get back
to this questionnaire

244
00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:05,348
because it's slightly less
invasive.

245
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,058
So, how far along are you?

246
00:16:14,925 --> 00:16:16,426
A day.

247
00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:20,965
And I know that sounds like,
super cray.

248
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:24,301
Sara, you didn't just like,
go to sleep last night

249
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,103
and wake up
nine months pregnant.

250
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,608
It's pretty cray.

251
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:34,144
[instrumental music]

252
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,819
I am so effed.

253
00:16:42,886 --> 00:16:44,387
No.

254
00:16:44,454 --> 00:16:46,123
I'm sure Zack will
still support you.

255
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:49,692
[laughs]
Not having this convo, again.

256
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,262
I'm just, I'm just confused.

257
00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:53,396
You know, I thought you wanted
to wait for this sort of thing.

258
00:16:53,463 --> 00:16:54,530
I mean,
isn't that the whole reason

259
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,698
why you broke up
with that man slut?

260
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,567
Skyler's not a man slut.

261
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:01,738
He was all tan.

262
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:02,572
Yuck!

263
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:04,975
He just got back from Mexico.

264
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,813
(both)
Mexico?

265
00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:18,956
Wait, what is..

266
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:24,861
Oh, God!

267
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:28,865
Um, yeah.

268
00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,167
Um, okay.

269
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,803
I'll be right back.

270
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,973
I'm sure everything's fine.

271
00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:43,213
I'm gonna go get a doctor.

272
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,183
I need you to look.

273
00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:49,353
I hate you.

274
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:52,356
[intense music]

275
00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:54,124
[exhales]

276
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,267
Whoa, okay! That was way more
butt hole than I was expecting!

277
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:07,837
Don't be such a prude!
Come on, is it like, crowning?

278
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,039
Gah!

279
00:18:15,913 --> 00:18:17,181
[screams]

280
00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:18,315
What the hell?

281
00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:20,650
I think that was a contraction.

282
00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:22,319
[door opens]

283
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:24,021
(Richard) 'You didn't
tell me she was in labor.'

284
00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:25,588
How far apart
are the contractions?

285
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,092
[screams]

286
00:18:28,158 --> 00:18:29,559
Very close!

287
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,061
We need to do this now.

288
00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:33,529
Richard, Richard!

289
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,466
Richard, I'm telling you

290
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,500
there is something weird
on that sonogram.

291
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:39,269
That's why I'm here.

292
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:42,373
Ew, no, no, no!

293
00:18:42,439 --> 00:18:43,873
- Can't she do it?
- 'Yeah.'

294
00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:46,343
I mean, there's like,
a lot of butt hole.

295
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,945
Miss, I'm an OB-GYN.

296
00:18:48,012 --> 00:18:51,514
There's nothing down here
I haven't seen before.

297
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:54,051
[intense music]

298
00:19:03,494 --> 00:19:04,660
[screams]

299
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,797
[all screaming]

300
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,747
[panting]

301
00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:26,517
What the hell was that thing?

302
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,650
Not a baby.

303
00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:29,520
- No duh!
- Yeah, no duh. No duh!

304
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,921
This is why
you use a condom.

305
00:19:30,988 --> 00:19:33,589
Oh, this is so not
why you use a condom!

306
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,591
[panting]

307
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,730
[faint growling]

308
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,834
[screaming]

309
00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:48,272
[intense music]

310
00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:49,872
[gasping]

311
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:05,122
[growling]

312
00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:12,162
Holy shit!

313
00:20:12,229 --> 00:20:13,197
[growls]

314
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,768
[rattling in distance]

315
00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:29,346
[intense music]

316
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:37,187
[indistinct chatter]

317
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,059
(Sara)
'Look out! Ah!'

318
00:20:44,962 --> 00:20:47,431
- 'Use this!'
- 'It's not gonna work.'

319
00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:49,166
(Hayley)
Where is it?

320
00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:50,733
[music continues]

321
00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:56,507
Run!

322
00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:57,640
[screaming]

323
00:20:57,707 --> 00:20:59,042
[dramatic music]

324
00:20:59,109 --> 00:21:00,177
Here!

325
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,484
What the shit was that?

326
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:09,153
Definitely not a baby.

327
00:21:09,219 --> 00:21:10,921
[tires screeching]

328
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:26,537
(man on radio) 'Hey, Ruiz,
we got a call in of a possible 217'

329
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:29,739
'at that clinic on Mesa Way.
You think you can check it out?'

330
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,709
Uh, yeah.
I'm on the South Side.

331
00:21:33,776 --> 00:21:36,246
Ah, why can't Anderson get it?

332
00:21:36,313 --> 00:21:41,185
- 'It's his birthday.'
- So?

333
00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:43,387
(man on radio) 'So,
we got ice cream cake at the station'

334
00:21:43,453 --> 00:21:44,820
and we don't wanna see it melt.

335
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,957
[sighs]
Great.

336
00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:50,661
Yeah, alright, I'm on it.

337
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,796
Oh, uh, save me a slice, yeah?

338
00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:55,666
(man on radio)
'It's ice cream cake, Oscar.'

339
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,267
[siren blaring]

340
00:21:57,334 --> 00:21:59,203
[indistinct]

341
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:11,081
[exhales]

342
00:22:18,522 --> 00:22:20,756
[laughing]

343
00:22:32,502 --> 00:22:33,836
What?

344
00:22:38,475 --> 00:22:41,144
It's just, the swelling
hasn't gone down yet.

345
00:22:41,211 --> 00:22:43,046
That's not how it works, is it?

346
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,780
I don't know,
I opted out of help.

347
00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:47,017
Yeah, big surprise!

348
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,024
[both screaming]

349
00:22:57,261 --> 00:22:59,596
- Ew, ew, ew!
- What is happening?

350
00:22:59,663 --> 00:23:01,431
What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do?

351
00:23:01,498 --> 00:23:05,235
Okay, okay.
Um... we should call the cops.

352
00:23:06,603 --> 00:23:07,870
Okay, that's a good first idea.

353
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:09,706
- Let's keep brainstorming.
- Sara!

354
00:23:09,772 --> 00:23:11,708
Oh, like they'd believe
any of this.

355
00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:15,412
And also, I'd prefer not to
vag cannon anyone else tonight.

356
00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:17,481
It's called saving a life.

357
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,918
And I'll call my mom, yes.

358
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,955
Fine!
Then we call Skyler right now.

359
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,324
What's Plan C?

360
00:23:27,391 --> 00:23:30,093
Dude, he knows something,
remember?

361
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,461
Mexico?

362
00:23:31,528 --> 00:23:34,830
That was a brief lapse
of xenophobia.

363
00:23:34,898 --> 00:23:36,466
I don't want him getting
involved in this.

364
00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:37,800
You don't understand.

365
00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:39,469
Yeah, no, I don't!

366
00:23:40,737 --> 00:23:42,805
He'll freak out and I don't..

367
00:23:42,872 --> 00:23:44,941
And, hi, the vag cannon
thing again.

368
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,376
Oh, whatever!

369
00:23:46,443 --> 00:23:47,411
Okay, don't get huffy.

370
00:23:47,477 --> 00:23:48,878
We're still exploring.

371
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:50,914
Okay, okay, okay.

372
00:23:50,981 --> 00:23:53,116
How tall is your staircase?

373
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,284
Wow.

374
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:55,652
We are really scraping
the bottom

375
00:23:55,719 --> 00:23:57,354
of the idea barrel here.

376
00:23:57,421 --> 00:23:59,589
How 'bout we just slap you
on the kitchen counter

377
00:23:59,656 --> 00:24:01,491
and aim you at the Vitamix?

378
00:24:10,267 --> 00:24:12,835
This better be the last time
I see that butt hole tonight.

379
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:21,945
Hello? Sinners?

380
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:26,183
[intense music]

381
00:24:37,661 --> 00:24:39,329
[screeching in distance]

382
00:24:55,545 --> 00:24:56,913
[music continues]

383
00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:58,615
[whimpering]

384
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,553
Sinner.

385
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:12,896
[screeching]

386
00:25:25,575 --> 00:25:28,044
[music continues]

387
00:25:30,981 --> 00:25:32,149
[screeches]

388
00:25:33,016 --> 00:25:35,485
Nothing, just making smoothies.

389
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,422
Yes, I fed them.

390
00:25:39,256 --> 00:25:41,425
Okay, love you too.

391
00:25:41,491 --> 00:25:44,194
- It's not coming out.
- Try pushing.

392
00:25:44,261 --> 00:25:47,364
If I push any harder
I'm gonna shit on the counter.

393
00:25:47,431 --> 00:25:49,499
Ugh!

394
00:25:49,566 --> 00:25:53,804
I can't find anything about
a Mexican pregnancy monster.

395
00:25:53,870 --> 00:25:56,540
It's all just
freaky Reddit threads.

396
00:25:57,507 --> 00:25:59,576
Ew!

397
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:03,747
You know, I think if this
is a thing people knew about

398
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:06,082
we'd know, you know?

399
00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:09,619
(Kate)
'Sara, I forgot my books.'

400
00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,254
'Are you in the kitchen?'

401
00:26:14,858 --> 00:26:15,927
Hayley?

402
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,327
Kate!

403
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,931
Hey!

404
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,998
Holy crap, sweetie!

405
00:26:22,065 --> 00:26:23,099
Give me a hug!

406
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:26,303
Oh, let me come to you!

407
00:26:28,472 --> 00:26:30,040
Oh!

408
00:26:30,106 --> 00:26:33,076
I haven't seen you
in forever and a day.

409
00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:34,511
You look so..

410
00:26:34,578 --> 00:26:37,614
Oh, my God,
you look like a grownup.

411
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:40,984
And-and you're doing that
school thing, which is awesome!

412
00:26:41,051 --> 00:26:42,519
(Kate)
'Yes, cosmetology training.'

413
00:26:42,586 --> 00:26:46,223
I'm gonna be a modern
working woman. Girl power!

414
00:26:47,224 --> 00:26:48,992
- Where's Sara?
- Bathroom.

415
00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:51,328
Ha! Story of her life.

416
00:26:53,597 --> 00:26:57,067
Oh, it is just so good
to see you.

417
00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:58,702
I know, oh!

418
00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:03,874
It is just,
it is so good

419
00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:05,075
to see you two
hanging out again.

420
00:27:05,141 --> 00:27:06,543
Yeah!

421
00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:09,012
[sighs] I don't know what
is up with her lately

422
00:27:09,079 --> 00:27:13,717
but she just seems kinda,
uh, ugh

423
00:27:13,783 --> 00:27:15,418
uh, you know?

424
00:27:15,485 --> 00:27:16,753
Really?

425
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:18,588
No.

426
00:27:18,655 --> 00:27:20,892
Oh, I don't know.

427
00:27:20,958 --> 00:27:22,192
I feel like
I'm losing my sweet girl

428
00:27:22,259 --> 00:27:25,529
to this person
I don't recognize.

429
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:31,201
I totally didn't notice.

430
00:27:31,268 --> 00:27:33,603
Well, you've always had
your head screwed on straight.

431
00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:35,338
Sara's head is up her ass.

432
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,241
Well, I'm off!

433
00:27:39,109 --> 00:27:40,810
Bye, Sara, be good!

434
00:27:44,481 --> 00:27:46,116
Okay, she's gone for now,
but we cannot

435
00:27:46,182 --> 00:27:48,318
stick around here forever.
Any changes?

436
00:27:48,385 --> 00:27:50,253
No, it's not coming out.

437
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,622
So, what do we do?
Just like, wait?

438
00:27:52,689 --> 00:27:55,158
I can't just Juno around town
with this thing.

439
00:27:55,225 --> 00:27:57,093
We gotta get proactive.

440
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,162
Okay, um..

441
00:27:59,229 --> 00:28:01,765
This says spicy foods can help.

442
00:28:01,831 --> 00:28:03,466
Subs and Thai's open 'til 9:00.

443
00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:05,468
Yeah, wait no.
This is Yahoo Answers.

444
00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:08,071
[groans]
We need actual science!

445
00:28:08,138 --> 00:28:10,240
[intense music]

446
00:28:10,307 --> 00:28:13,176
Oh, my God.
We go see Dave.

447
00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:16,613
No. Come on. Dave?

448
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,381
I was leading
this cabin tour once

449
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,884
and one of the alpacas,
she was like, three weeks late

450
00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:24,220
and Dave shot this stuff into
her that made her give birth.

451
00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:26,389
Yeah, but that's an animal.

452
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,325
Exactly!

453
00:28:28,391 --> 00:28:30,027
He's not gonna believe us.

454
00:28:30,093 --> 00:28:32,562
Or we could call the cops?

455
00:28:34,764 --> 00:28:37,233
[intense music]

456
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,706
Yowza.

457
00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:47,577
Hey dispatch,
we're gonna need an ambulance.

458
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:52,449
And the coroner.

459
00:28:56,519 --> 00:29:01,224
Just try not to leak
on anything back there.

460
00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:04,761
Yeah, I wouldn't wanna
ruin your stunning upholstery.

461
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,563
Hey, I just
thought of something.

462
00:29:06,630 --> 00:29:07,965
(Sara)
'Yeah?'

463
00:29:08,032 --> 00:29:11,701
We've left that thingy
in the clinic, right?

464
00:29:11,768 --> 00:29:14,371
- Uh-huh?
- Well, like, oops, right?

465
00:29:14,437 --> 00:29:16,740
It could hurt more people.

466
00:29:16,806 --> 00:29:21,012
Maybe he's... dead?

467
00:29:21,078 --> 00:29:23,213
[dramatic music]

468
00:29:28,652 --> 00:29:30,253
Yeah.

469
00:29:32,089 --> 00:29:34,190
But probably not, right?

470
00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:37,928
Maybe he's just, like..

471
00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:41,765
...chilling at the clinic.

472
00:29:41,831 --> 00:29:43,767
[dramatic music]

473
00:29:47,637 --> 00:29:48,906
Yeah.

474
00:29:52,275 --> 00:29:53,843
But probably not, right?

475
00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:56,379
Hmm.

476
00:29:57,414 --> 00:30:00,750
Okay, let's deal with this guy

477
00:30:00,817 --> 00:30:03,020
and then we'll go back.

478
00:30:03,087 --> 00:30:07,424
Yeah, if we don't die,
we won't definitely go back.

479
00:30:08,425 --> 00:30:10,560
[dramatic music]

480
00:30:12,195 --> 00:30:13,730
Cool.

481
00:30:13,797 --> 00:30:15,900
[intense music]

482
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:17,834
[growling]

483
00:30:44,461 --> 00:30:45,795
(Hayley)
Dave!

484
00:30:47,932 --> 00:30:50,467
- Hayley?
- Hey.

485
00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:53,369
I, uh, did I call you in?

486
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:56,539
No, but we kinda
need your help.

487
00:30:58,808 --> 00:31:01,478
Sara Steinberg?

488
00:31:01,544 --> 00:31:04,547
Come out here,
let me take a look at you!

489
00:31:10,988 --> 00:31:14,457
So, Sara had sex with some guy
and got pregnant overnight

490
00:31:14,524 --> 00:31:16,060
and we went to the clinic,
but she gave birth

491
00:31:16,127 --> 00:31:19,163
to this weird thing
and it exploded a doctor's head

492
00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:21,498
and controlled a nurse like
a puppet with its stinger

493
00:31:21,564 --> 00:31:23,666
and now she has another one
inside of her

494
00:31:23,733 --> 00:31:26,070
and we need to get it out.

495
00:31:26,137 --> 00:31:28,705
And we know
that sounds super cray.

496
00:31:31,407 --> 00:31:34,677
It's a parasite,
a dracunculus

497
00:31:34,744 --> 00:31:37,580
or a blood fluke or something.

498
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:39,482
Ugh, a blood fluke?

499
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:42,352
Yeah, it's a type of flatworm.

500
00:31:42,418 --> 00:31:44,021
This is hot.

501
00:31:44,088 --> 00:31:45,855
So, I have worms?

502
00:31:45,923 --> 00:31:48,092
No, no, no, no.

503
00:31:48,159 --> 00:31:51,528
What you have
is much freakier than that.

504
00:31:51,594 --> 00:31:53,630
So what kind of parasite
can just hijack

505
00:31:53,696 --> 00:31:54,999
a human reproductive system?

506
00:31:55,065 --> 00:31:57,500
Or a whole human,
while we're at it.

507
00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,469
Well, I can consult
my literature

508
00:31:59,536 --> 00:32:01,371
but I'm pretty sure

509
00:32:01,437 --> 00:32:03,473
I haven't heard
anything like this before.

510
00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:08,344
I mean, Sara, you may have
discovered a whole new species.

511
00:32:08,411 --> 00:32:09,712
Goodie.

512
00:32:11,148 --> 00:32:13,850
This guy you got down with

513
00:32:13,918 --> 00:32:16,187
had he altered
his routine at all?

514
00:32:16,253 --> 00:32:19,290
Gone spelunking,
eaten something gnarly?

515
00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:21,624
Been bitten by a rabid dog?

516
00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:23,961
Well, he did just come back
from Mexico.

517
00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:25,495
Mexico?

518
00:32:27,564 --> 00:32:30,333
Not in an ethnocentric way
or anything

519
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,971
but... maybe lover boy
came back

520
00:32:34,038 --> 00:32:36,974
with an illegal alien?

521
00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:38,976
[intense music]

522
00:32:40,743 --> 00:32:41,878
Whoa.

523
00:32:43,314 --> 00:32:45,983
Whoa indeed, caballero.

524
00:32:47,251 --> 00:32:48,885
Whoa indeed.

525
00:32:51,322 --> 00:32:53,723
Whatever, you can get it
out of me, right?

526
00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:56,994
Probably.

527
00:32:57,061 --> 00:32:59,897
Hey, I checked on that Steinberg
address, no one was home.

528
00:32:59,964 --> 00:33:02,465
Any news on that corpse?

529
00:33:02,532 --> 00:33:04,701
(man on radio)
'Nope, no bet.'

530
00:33:08,939 --> 00:33:11,407
[intense music]

531
00:33:34,831 --> 00:33:36,100
[beeping]

532
00:33:39,036 --> 00:33:41,504
[music continues]

533
00:33:56,619 --> 00:34:00,024
Oh, holy shit!

534
00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:01,624
It's still here.

535
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,997
I completely forgot about this.

536
00:34:07,064 --> 00:34:08,598
Do you think he knows?

537
00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,868
[laughing]

538
00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:18,708
Um... why did you stop coming?

539
00:34:21,078 --> 00:34:23,013
[phone vibrates]

540
00:34:26,016 --> 00:34:29,086
It's Skyler,
I totally spaced.

541
00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:31,854
Hey, boo!

542
00:34:31,922 --> 00:34:33,357
(Skyler) You totally
didn't respond to my texts!

543
00:34:33,424 --> 00:34:34,824
Are we rolling to
Kiana's together or not?

544
00:34:34,892 --> 00:34:37,460
Oh, my God,
I completely forgot, Sky.

545
00:34:37,527 --> 00:34:38,761
We talked this morning.

546
00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:42,066
I know I just,
I got this stomach bug

547
00:34:42,132 --> 00:34:43,866
all of a sudden.

548
00:34:46,569 --> 00:34:48,038
I miss you.

549
00:34:48,105 --> 00:34:49,772
Yeah, yeah,
that's fine, whatever.

550
00:34:49,839 --> 00:34:52,575
Um, I'm sorry you're sick.

551
00:34:52,642 --> 00:34:54,577
- Thanks.
- It's just..

552
00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:56,413
I just really
wanna see you, you know?

553
00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:59,816
And I wanna, I wanna kiss you
and I wanna be with you.

554
00:34:59,882 --> 00:35:02,086
- Mm.
- Sexually.

555
00:35:02,152 --> 00:35:03,153
Oh.

556
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:05,189
I just really
wanna see you tonight!

557
00:35:05,255 --> 00:35:09,126
Yeah, I-I know, but I think
it'll be out of my system soon.

558
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,962
I love you!

559
00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:14,431
What?

560
00:35:14,497 --> 00:35:16,166
I fucking love you, girl.

561
00:35:16,233 --> 00:35:18,268
'I love you!'

562
00:35:18,335 --> 00:35:19,937
Wow.

563
00:35:20,004 --> 00:35:21,804
Okay, I get it,
you're sick, bye!

564
00:35:25,508 --> 00:35:27,945
- That was weird.
- Huh?

565
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:35,152
He was just acting
super weird. I don't know.

566
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:39,223
- Sara, you gotta tell him.
- Are you kidding?

567
00:35:39,289 --> 00:35:41,458
We are almost home free,
why would I tell him?

568
00:35:41,524 --> 00:35:44,761
Oh, my God,
like 100 reasons!

569
00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:46,263
How do we know that
he still doesn't have something

570
00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:48,765
inside of him, in his nards?

571
00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:50,833
Uh, 'cause it's inside me now.

572
00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,403
Okay, or, you know,
how 'bout the fact

573
00:35:52,469 --> 00:35:54,471
that the father should step up,
maybe?

574
00:35:54,537 --> 00:35:56,839
Why does Skyler
get a free pass?

575
00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:59,309
You're perpetuating some
serious patriarchal bullshit.

576
00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:01,811
This is not the time
for a free the nipple uprising.

577
00:36:01,878 --> 00:36:05,315
Sorry, but this all
started with Skyler, right?

578
00:36:06,682 --> 00:36:09,286
What am I missing?

579
00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:10,653
You've never had a boyfriend.

580
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,789
You wouldn't understand.

581
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:24,134
Ready?

582
00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:26,136
[intense music]

583
00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:35,345
You okay?

584
00:36:35,412 --> 00:36:39,582
Uh, sure. I've just never done
this on a human before.

585
00:36:42,252 --> 00:36:43,686
Uh..

586
00:36:44,754 --> 00:36:46,823
Sorry, it's gotta reach
the uterus.

587
00:36:47,824 --> 00:36:50,760
Uterotonic
can induce contractions

588
00:36:50,827 --> 00:36:52,996
and ultimately labor.

589
00:36:53,063 --> 00:36:55,933
- Uh-huh.
- 40cc's..

590
00:36:57,534 --> 00:36:59,136
A little more.

591
00:37:03,273 --> 00:37:04,841
Little more.

592
00:37:08,345 --> 00:37:09,913
Oh, baby.

593
00:37:13,716 --> 00:37:15,252
Okay.

594
00:37:18,088 --> 00:37:20,357
[intense music]

595
00:37:22,392 --> 00:37:23,726
[exhales]

596
00:37:27,231 --> 00:37:28,932
Here we go.

597
00:37:30,134 --> 00:37:31,401
[gasps]

598
00:37:47,918 --> 00:37:50,387
[music continues]

599
00:37:53,023 --> 00:37:56,160
[breathing heavily]

600
00:37:57,827 --> 00:38:00,364
[whirring]

601
00:38:09,506 --> 00:38:11,441
[gasping]

602
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:20,117
- Push!
- I did.

603
00:38:20,184 --> 00:38:22,653
- Push harder!
- Why didn't it work?

604
00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:24,887
- Dave!
- I don't know, it should've.

605
00:38:24,955 --> 00:38:27,024
It must've hung on.

606
00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:29,759
You-you're saying
it wants to stay inside?

607
00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:31,861
The uterotonic, give me more!

608
00:38:31,929 --> 00:38:34,398
- I can't!
- Why not?

609
00:38:34,464 --> 00:38:36,667
Because this is dangerous stuff

610
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:38,202
and if I gave any more

611
00:38:38,268 --> 00:38:41,271
it would risk terminating
the pregnancy altogether.

612
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:45,008
I realized what I said

613
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,842
as soon as it came out
of my mouth.

614
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,912
I'll get some more.

615
00:38:51,615 --> 00:38:53,716
God, why would it
want to stay inside?

616
00:38:53,783 --> 00:38:56,119
Maybe it's waiting
for something.

617
00:38:57,287 --> 00:38:58,388
For what?

618
00:38:58,455 --> 00:39:02,326
[door banging]

619
00:39:02,392 --> 00:39:03,627
The other guy?

620
00:39:03,694 --> 00:39:05,828
[intense music]

621
00:39:08,899 --> 00:39:11,034
[knock on door]

622
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,077
Oh, fart.

623
00:39:20,143 --> 00:39:22,145
Hey, me and Harris, and Alyssa

624
00:39:22,212 --> 00:39:24,780
we're going down to Toto's
for some margaritas!

625
00:39:24,847 --> 00:39:27,184
- Ooh! Ooh!
- Are you interested?

626
00:39:27,251 --> 00:39:30,387
Oh, that sounds amazing,
but I think I'm gonna go home

627
00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:32,322
and get ignored
by my daughter instead.

628
00:39:32,389 --> 00:39:34,324
[laughs]

629
00:39:35,825 --> 00:39:37,394
Alright, well,
I'm gonna go get drunk.

630
00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:40,197
Okay. You have fun!

631
00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:43,166
Be safe!

632
00:39:48,372 --> 00:39:50,307
[phone vibrates]

633
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:57,813
Hello?

634
00:39:58,848 --> 00:40:00,250
What?

635
00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:03,053
What?

636
00:40:04,755 --> 00:40:05,922
She's what?

637
00:40:07,524 --> 00:40:09,993
[intense music]

638
00:40:24,975 --> 00:40:26,476
[screeches]

639
00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:28,145
(Kate)
'I can't even believe you.'

640
00:40:28,211 --> 00:40:29,812
'I literally
cannot believe you!'

641
00:40:29,879 --> 00:40:30,981
Mom, it's not what you think.

642
00:40:31,048 --> 00:40:32,349
After everything we talked about

643
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,718
you go and you have
unprotected sex?

644
00:40:34,785 --> 00:40:36,553
- You're not listening!
- She did, but...

645
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:39,022
- Stay out of this, Hayley!
- It was one time!

646
00:40:39,089 --> 00:40:40,490
One's enough, Sara!

647
00:40:40,557 --> 00:40:43,093
- Obviously, forget college.
- Okay, ma'am, uh...

648
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,162
Oh, you see these shows
where the girl gets pregnant

649
00:40:45,228 --> 00:40:46,797
and the mom doesn't notice
anything.

650
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:48,165
How could you not notice?

651
00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:50,233
And here I am,
and I didn't notice.

652
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,069
How couldn't I have noticed?

653
00:40:52,135 --> 00:40:54,137
Ma'am, I need to ask the
girls some questions about...

654
00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:56,173
Christ, Sare Bear. How could you
do this to yourself?

655
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,042
- Oh, you're one to talk.
- Excuse me, young lady?

656
00:40:59,109 --> 00:41:02,145
- Don't young lady me.
- We're like, 15 years apart.

657
00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:06,116
Yes, Sara, I was just like you
and I screwed up my life!

658
00:41:06,183 --> 00:41:10,153
Okay, let's just, uh,
downshift here for a second.

659
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,222
Ah, ma'am, do you wanna
step out with me?

660
00:41:12,289 --> 00:41:13,924
- But there's an alien...
- Alien. Right, I know.

661
00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:15,592
Ah, I don't believe you.

662
00:41:20,197 --> 00:41:22,632
- Hi.
- Uh, hi.

663
00:41:22,699 --> 00:41:24,668
You're being allowed
in that room as a courtesy.

664
00:41:24,735 --> 00:41:26,470
I have your daughter
at the scene of a serious crime

665
00:41:26,536 --> 00:41:28,171
and what you're doing right now,
it's not helping me

666
00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:29,806
and it's definitely not
helping your daughter.

667
00:41:29,872 --> 00:41:31,842
Don't, you don't get
to lecture me.

668
00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:33,844
Who do you think you are,
Officer Ruiz?

669
00:41:33,910 --> 00:41:36,113
You're so off base here,
it's crazy!

670
00:41:39,316 --> 00:41:42,319
You know you're like,
not supposed to touch me, right?

671
00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:45,888
This whole thing is effed.

672
00:41:45,956 --> 00:41:49,092
Yeah, it's kinda why

673
00:41:49,159 --> 00:41:51,528
I didn't wanna involve cops
in the first place.

674
00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:55,565
It is not my fault my parents
put a LoJack in my car.

675
00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:58,635
I know. Just saying.

676
00:42:01,638 --> 00:42:03,073
[sighs]

677
00:42:04,975 --> 00:42:08,545
Sorry. It's just..

678
00:42:08,612 --> 00:42:11,381
My mom's so up her ass.

679
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:14,418
And hey, where does she
get off yelling at you?

680
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,090
She's really pulling
a Water Zone 2010, huh?

681
00:42:20,157 --> 00:42:22,626
"I went to get corn dogs
for you girls and you disappear?

682
00:42:22,692 --> 00:42:24,795
I had them
checking the parking lot."

683
00:42:24,861 --> 00:42:28,498
"Our home base
was the towels."

684
00:42:28,565 --> 00:42:30,267
You're scared right now, okay?
I get it.

685
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,636
You're so condescending.
You have no idea what it's like!

686
00:42:32,702 --> 00:42:35,472
I have a daughter too.
She's in Tampa with her mom.

687
00:42:35,539 --> 00:42:39,042
She's only five, but if I were
in your shoes right now

688
00:42:39,109 --> 00:42:41,211
I would also be freaking.

689
00:42:41,278 --> 00:42:42,412
Right.

690
00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:44,080
But your daughter's scared too

691
00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,882
and she's fabricating
all of this alien stuff

692
00:42:45,949 --> 00:42:47,717
because she doesn't
wanna be judged.

693
00:42:47,784 --> 00:42:49,886
And the only way we're gonna
get some answers tonight

694
00:42:49,953 --> 00:42:53,590
is if we approach the situation
with understanding, okay?

695
00:42:57,461 --> 00:42:59,897
I'mma get a water.
You want a water?

696
00:42:59,963 --> 00:43:02,466
I mean,
your throat must be raw.

697
00:43:07,103 --> 00:43:10,040
Hey, aren't you supposed to be
helping Ruiz with those girls?

698
00:43:10,106 --> 00:43:12,008
After a cigarette.

699
00:43:12,075 --> 00:43:14,377
You know he said that
two cigarettes ago, right?

700
00:43:14,444 --> 00:43:17,380
- Did I?
- 'This guy.'

701
00:43:17,447 --> 00:43:19,716
[intense music]

702
00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:40,637
Sara... I... was
out of line before.

703
00:43:40,704 --> 00:43:42,339
I overreacted.

704
00:43:44,341 --> 00:43:47,244
I just hate to see you
making the same, ugh..

705
00:43:48,913 --> 00:43:51,181
I'm sorry.

706
00:43:51,248 --> 00:43:53,717
Do you wanna tell me
and this officer what happened?

707
00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:00,690
[sighs]

708
00:44:01,893 --> 00:44:04,327
I got pregnant

709
00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:08,098
and what I gave birth to
was an alien.

710
00:44:08,164 --> 00:44:10,001
Oh, <i>dios mio!</i> What happened
at that clinic, okay?

711
00:44:10,066 --> 00:44:11,401
We've told you
like, a million times!

712
00:44:11,468 --> 00:44:13,837
It's exactly what she said!
It's exactly...

713
00:44:13,905 --> 00:44:16,506
Everyone out, I need
everyone out for a second!

714
00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,408
- But...
- Out!

715
00:44:24,147 --> 00:44:26,049
Let's go, you.

716
00:44:38,161 --> 00:44:40,630
[intense music]

717
00:44:45,970 --> 00:44:48,104
[dog barking in distance]

718
00:44:58,882 --> 00:45:01,217
It's just you and me now, baby.

719
00:45:02,586 --> 00:45:06,122
Now, I know
you didn't hurt anyone.

720
00:45:06,189 --> 00:45:07,691
and we'll get that sorted out.

721
00:45:07,757 --> 00:45:13,163
But right now, I just wanna
talk to you about you.

722
00:45:13,229 --> 00:45:14,364
Whatever you're going through...

723
00:45:14,431 --> 00:45:16,466
Mom, you have no idea

724
00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:17,902
what you're talking about.

725
00:45:17,969 --> 00:45:19,169
I know what this feels like.

726
00:45:19,235 --> 00:45:21,371
I went through
the exact same thing.

727
00:45:21,438 --> 00:45:24,708
I just wanna make sure
you're not punishing yourself.

728
00:45:26,911 --> 00:45:29,579
Stop trying to help me!

729
00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,581
I don't need
an after school special.

730
00:45:31,648 --> 00:45:34,618
This is fucking worlds apart
from what you went through.

731
00:45:34,684 --> 00:45:37,520
I'm not gonna end up
all sad and lonely

732
00:45:37,587 --> 00:45:40,057
just, Jesus,
you make me wanna scream!

733
00:45:40,123 --> 00:45:42,258
[Frankie screaming]

734
00:45:53,803 --> 00:45:56,239
Frankie, you okay?

735
00:45:56,306 --> 00:45:59,442
[intense music]

736
00:46:07,018 --> 00:46:09,152
[screeching]

737
00:46:09,219 --> 00:46:10,887
Told ya.

738
00:46:13,657 --> 00:46:15,525
[growling]

739
00:46:17,128 --> 00:46:19,295
Sir, are you aware

740
00:46:19,362 --> 00:46:22,198
there's a lobster on your neck?

741
00:46:23,934 --> 00:46:25,869
[low growl]

742
00:46:29,172 --> 00:46:31,307
[screeching]

743
00:46:35,445 --> 00:46:37,580
[guns firing]

744
00:46:48,658 --> 00:46:51,594
[intense music]

745
00:46:55,099 --> 00:46:56,800
[exhales]

746
00:47:12,950 --> 00:47:14,884
[all screaming]

747
00:47:17,721 --> 00:47:19,990
Holding cell,
lock yourselves in.

748
00:47:22,126 --> 00:47:23,793
Mom!

749
00:47:25,829 --> 00:47:27,764
[panting]

750
00:47:28,832 --> 00:47:31,202
Wait! Don't come in!

751
00:47:31,267 --> 00:47:33,470
- Dave?
- Just don't look.

752
00:47:33,536 --> 00:47:35,505
I got nervous
and had to deuce.

753
00:47:35,572 --> 00:47:38,541
- Nobody look!
- No one's gonna look.

754
00:47:38,608 --> 00:47:40,610
What the hell is going on, Sara?
What was that thing?

755
00:47:40,677 --> 00:47:42,879
Okay, so Sara had sex
as you know, duh, whatever.

756
00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:44,714
And then that thingy
came flying out of her vagina

757
00:47:44,781 --> 00:47:46,382
like a T-shirt cannon
and started chasing us

758
00:47:46,449 --> 00:47:48,119
and there's a second
one still inside Sara

759
00:47:48,185 --> 00:47:50,620
and the first one wants
the second one for some reason.

760
00:47:50,687 --> 00:47:52,522
- Got it?
- Uh, no.

761
00:47:52,589 --> 00:47:55,159
See, so maybe you
should've listened earlier.

762
00:47:55,226 --> 00:47:57,460
You guys.

763
00:48:00,530 --> 00:48:01,498
What, what's wrong?

764
00:48:01,564 --> 00:48:02,933
That thingy can hop off

765
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,235
and come in through bars.

766
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:05,535
We need a plan.

767
00:48:05,602 --> 00:48:06,636
We don't even know
what it wants.

768
00:48:06,703 --> 00:48:07,938
I've been thinking about that

769
00:48:08,005 --> 00:48:09,039
and I have a theory.

770
00:48:09,106 --> 00:48:10,640
Don't look!

771
00:48:10,707 --> 00:48:12,809
It's tracking you, right?

772
00:48:12,876 --> 00:48:14,377
Freaky deaky stuff.

773
00:48:14,444 --> 00:48:16,579
The question is, why?

774
00:48:16,646 --> 00:48:19,449
Now, this thing and its brother
are communicating

775
00:48:19,516 --> 00:48:21,185
from a great distance

776
00:48:21,252 --> 00:48:24,255
some kinda sonar, like a bat.

777
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,790
Maybe radio waves

778
00:48:26,856 --> 00:48:28,792
gamma waves?

779
00:48:28,858 --> 00:48:32,862
No, uh, it's radio waves.
Probably radio waves.

780
00:48:32,930 --> 00:48:35,565
Yeah, science, science, science.
It already found us, Dave.

781
00:48:35,632 --> 00:48:38,102
So, this guy inside of you
is telling his buddy

782
00:48:38,169 --> 00:48:40,204
where you're at, why?

783
00:48:40,271 --> 00:48:41,906
Well, in the animal kingdom

784
00:48:41,972 --> 00:48:46,143
babies generally look
to their mama for one thing.

785
00:48:46,210 --> 00:48:49,113
It wants to breastfeed?

786
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:52,515
It more wants to feed feed

787
00:48:52,582 --> 00:48:54,952
in general on you.

788
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,887
Sorry.

789
00:49:00,723 --> 00:49:04,627
- But..
- Way too long a pause, Dave.

790
00:49:06,163 --> 00:49:07,864
The uterotonic is here.

791
00:49:07,932 --> 00:49:10,867
- Utero what, what?
- Mom, shut up!

792
00:49:10,935 --> 00:49:12,468
Where?

793
00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:14,671
[screaming]

794
00:49:16,073 --> 00:49:18,008
[gun firing]

795
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:22,512
[intense music]

796
00:49:30,887 --> 00:49:32,822
[growling]

797
00:49:42,866 --> 00:49:44,134
[thudding]

798
00:49:49,873 --> 00:49:51,741
[groaning]

799
00:49:51,808 --> 00:49:54,878
(male #1)
'It's a massacre!'

800
00:49:54,945 --> 00:49:57,780
Everyone ready?

801
00:49:57,847 --> 00:49:59,250
Oh, my God! Ah!

802
00:49:59,316 --> 00:50:02,452
[whimpering]

803
00:50:04,355 --> 00:50:05,990
Ew!

804
00:50:06,056 --> 00:50:08,391
Oh, my God, you touched it,
you touched it!

805
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,094
[whimpering]

806
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,096
[gun firing]

807
00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:15,299
[screeching]

808
00:50:15,366 --> 00:50:16,432
[intense music]

809
00:50:16,499 --> 00:50:18,434
[gasps]

810
00:50:18,501 --> 00:50:20,104
[gasps]
Hi.

811
00:50:20,170 --> 00:50:21,804
What the hell are you guys
doing here?

812
00:50:21,871 --> 00:50:24,141
We're going to get
the utero thing, to, um..

813
00:50:25,742 --> 00:50:28,544
I'm not really sure
I understand actually.

814
00:50:29,479 --> 00:50:31,581
[chuckling]

815
00:50:33,449 --> 00:50:34,985
That's funny.

816
00:50:35,052 --> 00:50:36,452
Oh!

817
00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:38,655
[screeching]

818
00:50:42,159 --> 00:50:43,394
[creature whimpering]

819
00:50:43,459 --> 00:50:45,329
[squelching]

820
00:50:45,396 --> 00:50:47,530
[snarling]

821
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:54,704
Oh!

822
00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:01,444
Give it at least a 100cc's,
ladies.

823
00:51:01,511 --> 00:51:04,315
- What're you talking about?
- Get to the evidence room.

824
00:51:04,381 --> 00:51:06,250
- But...
- Go!

825
00:51:06,317 --> 00:51:08,484
[intense music]

826
00:51:08,551 --> 00:51:10,620
[grunting]

827
00:51:11,255 --> 00:51:13,790
[low snarling]

828
00:51:13,856 --> 00:51:15,491
Groovy.

829
00:51:17,127 --> 00:51:19,063
[screeching]

830
00:51:25,668 --> 00:51:27,137
(Sara)
'Uh..'

831
00:51:32,276 --> 00:51:33,911
Shit!

832
00:51:36,546 --> 00:51:39,016
Oh, God!

833
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,616
Oh, shit!

834
00:51:41,584 --> 00:51:43,187
Uh..

835
00:51:43,253 --> 00:51:45,189
[grunting]

836
00:51:46,622 --> 00:51:48,225
(male #2)
'Fire, fire!'

837
00:51:48,292 --> 00:51:50,227
[explodes]

838
00:51:54,098 --> 00:51:56,033
[screeching]

839
00:51:57,368 --> 00:52:00,104
[intense music]

840
00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:02,805
[grunting]

841
00:52:06,176 --> 00:52:07,810
[snarling]

842
00:52:28,798 --> 00:52:30,167
No!

843
00:52:32,136 --> 00:52:34,071
[guns firing]

844
00:52:37,341 --> 00:52:40,277
[intense music]

845
00:52:49,953 --> 00:52:52,089
[creature screeching]

846
00:52:56,126 --> 00:52:58,062
[crashing]

847
00:52:59,029 --> 00:53:00,964
[snarling]

848
00:53:02,433 --> 00:53:04,567
[thudding]

849
00:53:05,469 --> 00:53:07,603
[low growling]

850
00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,209
[breathing heavily]

851
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,516
[growling]

852
00:53:19,582 --> 00:53:21,717
[screaming]

853
00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:25,222
[growling continues]

854
00:53:28,559 --> 00:53:31,694
[intense music]

855
00:53:38,569 --> 00:53:40,703
[screeching]

856
00:53:44,674 --> 00:53:46,809
[panting]

857
00:53:54,251 --> 00:53:56,186
[low growling]

858
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:04,361
(Hayley)
'Sara?'

859
00:54:06,597 --> 00:54:08,731
'Sara?'

860
00:54:10,766 --> 00:54:12,668
You awake?

861
00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:15,005
My mom.

862
00:54:16,473 --> 00:54:18,208
I don't know.

863
00:54:18,275 --> 00:54:20,444
We gotta go find her.

864
00:54:20,511 --> 00:54:22,012
Yeah..

865
00:54:23,046 --> 00:54:25,983
...that's why we're here.

866
00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:30,053
[instrumental music]

867
00:54:31,787 --> 00:54:33,924
[cheering]

868
00:54:35,058 --> 00:54:37,860
God, you are good at this.

869
00:54:37,928 --> 00:54:39,429
Like really good at this.

870
00:54:39,496 --> 00:54:42,332
It's just hand eye
coordination from gymnastics.

871
00:54:42,399 --> 00:54:45,235
I hate it, but my mom
makes me do it, whatever.

872
00:54:45,302 --> 00:54:46,970
Oh, wow.

873
00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:49,772
She'll be right back.

874
00:54:49,839 --> 00:54:51,375
- Blair.
- Oh, hey!

875
00:54:51,441 --> 00:54:52,509
I told you to wait here for me.

876
00:54:52,576 --> 00:54:53,577
I was just...

877
00:54:53,644 --> 00:54:54,645
I don't care what you were just.

878
00:54:54,710 --> 00:54:56,046
Kick ass party, Kiana.

879
00:54:56,113 --> 00:54:58,848
Thanks, Jess,
you're so fucking sweet.

880
00:54:58,916 --> 00:55:01,451
I love you so much.

881
00:55:01,518 --> 00:55:02,953
Skyler bailed.

882
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:05,122
Sara obvi called him
and told him to leave.

883
00:55:05,189 --> 00:55:06,822
She's so jealous, it's insane.

884
00:55:06,890 --> 00:55:08,392
Jealous of what?

885
00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:10,260
Me and Skyler's friendship.
We're friends.

886
00:55:10,327 --> 00:55:11,794
We're really,
really good friends.

887
00:55:11,861 --> 00:55:13,063
Like we could take a nap
together and it wouldn't

888
00:55:13,130 --> 00:55:15,098
mean anything,
you know what I mean?

889
00:55:15,165 --> 00:55:18,335
But Sara doesn't get that.
I mean, what's her problem?

890
00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:20,037
She's ruining his life,
he should be here.

891
00:55:20,103 --> 00:55:22,606
You should text him
and tell him to come back.

892
00:55:22,673 --> 00:55:25,976
Jesus, Blair, he's with Sara.

893
00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:28,545
Think before you speak.

894
00:55:28,612 --> 00:55:29,980
This is all so fucked!

895
00:55:30,047 --> 00:55:31,248
Sky, can I please just
talk to Hayley...

896
00:55:31,315 --> 00:55:33,716
I just saw
a bunch of dead cops, Sara!

897
00:55:33,783 --> 00:55:35,219
And I'm like, freaking out!

898
00:55:35,285 --> 00:55:37,720
- She's talking about aliens?
- It's complicated...

899
00:55:37,787 --> 00:55:39,990
This is like,
going to jail shit, Sara.

900
00:55:40,057 --> 00:55:42,259
I need to know what's goin' on!

901
00:55:46,829 --> 00:55:49,967
- We had sex.
- Yeah?

902
00:55:50,033 --> 00:55:52,169
I woke up pregnant.

903
00:55:53,670 --> 00:55:56,373
- Oh shit!
- Ugh!

904
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,407
Are you sure?

905
00:55:57,474 --> 00:55:59,409
Then I gave birth

906
00:55:59,476 --> 00:56:01,712
to, um..

907
00:56:01,777 --> 00:56:04,114
...an alien.

908
00:56:04,181 --> 00:56:06,782
- Two aliens.
- Yeah.

909
00:56:07,783 --> 00:56:08,884
And they have my mom

910
00:56:08,952 --> 00:56:11,421
and I don't know where they are

911
00:56:11,488 --> 00:56:13,756
and... I don't know

912
00:56:13,823 --> 00:56:14,992
maybe the..

913
00:56:15,058 --> 00:56:18,929
Maybe you, like, know something?

914
00:56:20,097 --> 00:56:21,999
What the fuck
are you talking about?

915
00:56:22,065 --> 00:56:24,001
I know this is so much
to unload on you

916
00:56:24,067 --> 00:56:25,068
and I'm not like,
blaming you or anything.

917
00:56:25,135 --> 00:56:26,303
But it is definitely your fault.

918
00:56:26,370 --> 00:56:27,938
- Hayley!
- What's your whole thing, man?

919
00:56:28,005 --> 00:56:29,172
- You think I'm an alien?
- I don't know.

920
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,340
That would make sense, right?

921
00:56:30,407 --> 00:56:31,942
You leave town
and come back different.

922
00:56:32,009 --> 00:56:33,377
Hayley, he's not an alien.

923
00:56:33,443 --> 00:56:35,845
You said it yourself at Dave's,
he's acting weird.

924
00:56:35,912 --> 00:56:37,381
- Hayley!
- What is she talking about?

925
00:56:37,447 --> 00:56:38,649
- No, I was just...
- Why are you defending him?

926
00:56:38,715 --> 00:56:39,716
I thought you wanted my help!

927
00:56:39,782 --> 00:56:42,319
Oh, my God, shut up!

928
00:56:44,254 --> 00:56:45,788
[sighs]

929
00:56:45,855 --> 00:56:47,424
Hayley!

930
00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:51,295
Can I please just
have a second with him?

931
00:56:53,664 --> 00:56:56,799
[instrumental music]

932
00:57:04,908 --> 00:57:07,044
[low growling]

933
00:57:08,912 --> 00:57:11,048
[squelching]

934
00:57:14,951 --> 00:57:17,087
[growling]

935
00:57:20,757 --> 00:57:23,894
[intense music]

936
00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:38,809
I don't know, mother,
you know, maybe

937
00:57:38,874 --> 00:57:40,744
maybe I like being single, hmm?

938
00:57:40,811 --> 00:57:42,346
You ever consider that?

939
00:57:42,412 --> 00:57:44,748
After teaching all day,
all I wanna do

940
00:57:44,815 --> 00:57:46,216
is just curl up with a book

941
00:57:46,283 --> 00:57:49,052
a glass of milk,
an-and if I'm indulging

942
00:57:49,119 --> 00:57:50,921
yes, a cookie.

943
00:57:50,987 --> 00:57:52,789
Well, good for Florida.

944
00:57:52,855 --> 00:57:54,825
You know, but here
in the real world

945
00:57:54,891 --> 00:57:56,560
things are a little different.

946
00:57:56,626 --> 00:57:59,229
I mean, it's not like I'm just
gonna bump into the person

947
00:57:59,296 --> 00:58:01,498
I'm gonna spend the rest..
Oh!

948
00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:03,567
Oh, I-I am so sorry.

949
00:58:03,633 --> 00:58:04,768
I will pay for this.

950
00:58:04,835 --> 00:58:06,236
Damn it.

951
00:58:06,303 --> 00:58:07,938
Jesus!

952
00:58:11,775 --> 00:58:13,176
[bell dings]

953
00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:15,812
(female #1)
'No pets allowed here, lady.'

954
00:58:15,878 --> 00:58:18,281
(female #2)
'It's not a pet.'

955
00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:21,318
[low growling]

956
00:58:21,385 --> 00:58:24,287
(female #2)
'Oh, my God! No, no!'

957
00:58:24,354 --> 00:58:26,289
[screaming]

958
00:58:33,997 --> 00:58:37,200
Hayley's just like,
looking out for me.

959
00:58:38,535 --> 00:58:39,903
It's cool.

960
00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,240
Yeah, so..

961
00:58:44,741 --> 00:58:46,209
...like..

962
00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:49,813
...do you know anything?

963
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,382
No, obviously!

964
00:58:52,449 --> 00:58:53,984
Okay.

965
00:58:56,653 --> 00:58:58,255
[sniffles]

966
00:59:01,324 --> 00:59:03,260
[crying]

967
00:59:16,573 --> 00:59:19,543
- What're you doing?
- I'm consoling you.

968
00:59:19,609 --> 00:59:22,345
No, no, seriously,
something is going on with you.

969
00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:25,115
I'm just trying
to be supportive, God!

970
00:59:25,182 --> 00:59:27,417
You need to tell me
what happened in Mexico.

971
00:59:27,484 --> 00:59:29,519
Nothing,
I just chilled poolside

972
00:59:29,586 --> 00:59:31,923
did that bullshit Spanish
assignment.

973
00:59:31,988 --> 00:59:34,424
- Sipped Pina Coladas.
- That's it?

974
00:59:35,992 --> 00:59:37,961
[sighs]

975
00:59:38,028 --> 00:59:40,964
[intense music]

976
00:59:41,031 --> 00:59:43,333
- What is that thing?
- It's a souvenir thing.

977
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,503
It's nothing, okay?
You're just overreacting.

978
00:59:49,005 --> 00:59:51,675
I'm just trying to help.

979
00:59:53,710 --> 00:59:55,579
I know, I just..

980
00:59:56,780 --> 00:59:59,316
...I wanted you to have answers.

981
01:00:00,851 --> 01:00:02,986
[sniffling]

982
01:00:05,255 --> 01:00:07,624
I'm gonna get you some tissues.

983
01:00:07,691 --> 01:00:10,293
[instrumental music]

984
01:00:19,169 --> 01:00:21,171
He's trying to help.

985
01:00:23,807 --> 01:00:26,343
[footsteps]

986
01:00:28,245 --> 01:00:30,580
[door opens]

987
01:00:32,749 --> 01:00:34,684
[engine revving]

988
01:00:39,122 --> 01:00:41,625
[electricity crackling]

989
01:00:41,691 --> 01:00:43,627
[growling]

990
01:00:47,797 --> 01:00:49,733
[screeching]

991
01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:55,171
[roaring]

992
01:00:59,944 --> 01:01:02,078
[squelching]

993
01:01:04,147 --> 01:01:06,249
[growling]

994
01:01:09,419 --> 01:01:12,756
That piece of shit, I knew it!

995
01:01:12,822 --> 01:01:14,624
You called him out
on that thing and he freaked.

996
01:01:14,691 --> 01:01:16,560
It's gotta mean something.

997
01:01:16,626 --> 01:01:20,163
Well, you really heard
everything, huh?

998
01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:24,534
It's a really thin door.

999
01:01:26,003 --> 01:01:27,537
So, what do we do?

1000
01:01:27,604 --> 01:01:31,408
He mentioned
his summer homework, whatever.

1001
01:01:31,909 --> 01:01:33,743
Right?

1002
01:01:35,278 --> 01:01:37,747
Senorita Thompson
thinks he has dyslexia

1003
01:01:37,814 --> 01:01:40,250
so he's allowed to make
a video essay, I don't know.

1004
01:01:40,317 --> 01:01:42,118
Oh, so maybe there's something
about that thing

1005
01:01:42,185 --> 01:01:44,387
on his computer.

1006
01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:47,190
Yeah, that's what
I'm looking for.

1007
01:01:47,257 --> 01:01:49,426
Yeah, no, I..

1008
01:01:51,929 --> 01:01:53,463
Yeah.

1009
01:01:55,265 --> 01:01:56,366
Just get it together, bro.

1010
01:01:56,433 --> 01:01:58,301
Just get outta dodge.

1011
01:01:58,368 --> 01:02:00,837
[breathing heavily]
You're fine.

1012
01:02:05,475 --> 01:02:06,443
(man on radio)
'Favorite hits'

1013
01:02:06,509 --> 01:02:07,744
'that was The Funkosexuals'

1014
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,779
'with "Let's Funk",
stick around.'

1015
01:02:09,846 --> 01:02:13,416
'This next one's guaranteed
to get you all moist.'

1016
01:02:13,483 --> 01:02:17,955
(woman on radio)
'Mattress so soft and warm.'

1017
01:02:18,022 --> 01:02:19,756
'Mm.'

1018
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,258
[moaning]

1019
01:02:22,325 --> 01:02:24,895
'Pondering Mind on KCEW'

1020
01:02:24,962 --> 01:02:29,199
'with me today is novelist,
poet, political activist'

1021
01:02:29,265 --> 01:02:31,167
'and former adult film star..'

1022
01:02:31,234 --> 01:02:33,536
Oh, come on!

1023
01:02:41,878 --> 01:02:44,314
Yeah, there's nothing
in his dad's study either

1024
01:02:44,381 --> 01:02:45,950
just a bunch of signed
U2 posters.

1025
01:02:46,017 --> 01:02:47,952
Couldn't leave it alone,
could you?

1026
01:02:48,019 --> 01:02:51,354
Just, just needling him, Jesus.

1027
01:02:51,421 --> 01:02:53,156
What're we talking about
right now?

1028
01:02:53,223 --> 01:02:56,927
My mom's out there somewhere
with fucking aliens, Hayley

1029
01:02:56,994 --> 01:02:59,096
and you just scared off
our only chance of finding her.

1030
01:02:59,162 --> 01:03:00,597
Wait! Hold up,
you're blaming me?

1031
01:03:00,664 --> 01:03:01,932
I mean,
you kept going after him.

1032
01:03:01,999 --> 01:03:03,034
What did you expect to happen?

1033
01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:04,834
Sara, Skyler left

1034
01:03:04,902 --> 01:03:07,237
'because he couldn't man up
and take responsibility'

1035
01:03:07,303 --> 01:03:08,939
but we'll figure this out, okay?

1036
01:03:09,006 --> 01:03:11,574
How? How, how do we fix this?

1037
01:03:11,641 --> 01:03:15,345
I don't know, but we can..
I don't know, we'll, we'll...

1038
01:03:15,412 --> 01:03:17,247
Skyler was the answer
and now he's gone!

1039
01:03:17,313 --> 01:03:18,548
- That's what I've been...
- And it's ruined!

1040
01:03:18,615 --> 01:03:20,850
[grunts]
Forget Skyler.

1041
01:03:20,918 --> 01:03:23,319
We have made it this far
by ourselves, right?

1042
01:03:23,386 --> 01:03:26,589
- We will find a solution.
- Oh, my God.

1043
01:03:26,656 --> 01:03:28,758
Are you like, so naive
that you think

1044
01:03:28,825 --> 01:03:31,929
we're just gonna go back
to being best friends?

1045
01:03:31,996 --> 01:03:34,664
Is that why you've been trying
to break me and Skyler up?

1046
01:03:34,731 --> 01:03:36,766
So you can like, win me back?

1047
01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:40,004
What are you talking about?
This is insane!

1048
01:03:40,071 --> 01:03:42,472
I've spent this whole night
trying to help you.

1049
01:03:42,539 --> 01:03:45,575
And you love it,
every second of it

1050
01:03:45,642 --> 01:03:47,277
making me feel like shit.

1051
01:03:47,343 --> 01:03:48,778
"This is why you wear a condom.

1052
01:03:48,845 --> 01:03:51,015
You really should make
better life choices."

1053
01:03:51,082 --> 01:03:52,615
Well, you should. Sorry.

1054
01:03:52,682 --> 01:03:54,919
You understand this is why
we're not friends, right?

1055
01:03:54,985 --> 01:03:57,088
We're not friends 'cause
you ditched me sophomore year

1056
01:03:57,154 --> 01:03:58,288
when you got boobs before me.

1057
01:03:58,354 --> 01:03:59,456
No, we're not friends

1058
01:03:59,522 --> 01:04:02,093
'cause you're a judgy bitch.

1059
01:04:02,159 --> 01:04:03,326
I'm gonna be honest with you

1060
01:04:03,393 --> 01:04:05,361
because you can't do it
for yourself.

1061
01:04:05,428 --> 01:04:07,564
If you were not so obsessed

1062
01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:08,865
with keeping your fake ass
world spinning

1063
01:04:08,933 --> 01:04:11,634
and had one ounce
of self-respect

1064
01:04:11,701 --> 01:04:13,369
this whole night
would've never happened

1065
01:04:13,436 --> 01:04:16,006
and your mom wouldn't be dead.

1066
01:04:21,011 --> 01:04:22,879
I don't need this shit.

1067
01:04:24,148 --> 01:04:26,249
♪ She don't gotta be minus ♪

1068
01:04:26,316 --> 01:04:28,485
♪ My girl
looking like a goddess ♪

1069
01:04:28,551 --> 01:04:30,687
♪ Afro daddy in the projects ♪

1070
01:04:30,754 --> 01:04:32,455
♪ That bitch shining
like August ♪

1071
01:04:32,522 --> 01:04:34,257
♪ She's a goddess ♪

1072
01:04:34,324 --> 01:04:35,325
♪ And she's a freak with it ♪

1073
01:04:35,391 --> 01:04:36,459
♪ She's a goddess ♪

1074
01:04:36,526 --> 01:04:37,494
♪ And she's a freak with it ♪

1075
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:38,728
♪ She's a goddess ♪

1076
01:04:38,795 --> 01:04:40,030
♪ And she's a freak with it ♪

1077
01:04:40,097 --> 01:04:41,165
♪ She's a goddess ♪

1078
01:04:41,232 --> 01:04:42,432
♪ And she's a freak with it ♪

1079
01:04:42,499 --> 01:04:44,267
♪ Ol' Lucas in the mansion ♪

1080
01:04:44,334 --> 01:04:46,636
♪ Zeus couldn't
even buy the fan ♪

1081
01:04:46,703 --> 01:04:48,838
♪ All girls around
call me handsome ♪

1082
01:04:48,906 --> 01:04:51,407
♪ Makin' bubba's pop
like Hanson ♪

1083
01:04:51,474 --> 01:04:53,944
♪ I don't like to work
make my neighbors irk ♪♪

1084
01:04:55,478 --> 01:04:57,614
[instrumental music]

1085
01:05:00,884 --> 01:05:02,819
[sniffling]

1086
01:05:35,351 --> 01:05:37,787
You found it.

1087
01:05:37,854 --> 01:05:41,025
I'm waiting
on this idiot driver.

1088
01:05:44,494 --> 01:05:48,065
It's locked so..

1089
01:05:52,569 --> 01:05:56,372
My brother does like, tech stuff

1090
01:05:56,439 --> 01:05:59,576
for this home security
company, you know.

1091
01:05:59,642 --> 01:06:01,778
Do you think he'd help?

1092
01:06:05,216 --> 01:06:06,749
Okay.

1093
01:06:08,018 --> 01:06:09,519
Thanks.

1094
01:06:13,423 --> 01:06:15,059
Car's outside.

1095
01:06:21,531 --> 01:06:24,068
[screeching]

1096
01:06:29,539 --> 01:06:32,675
[intense music]

1097
01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:39,515
[phone beeping]

1098
01:06:42,518 --> 01:06:44,654
[phone ringing]

1099
01:07:14,318 --> 01:07:16,519
Madre Vista Police Department.

1100
01:07:18,655 --> 01:07:21,125
[instrumental music]

1101
01:07:21,191 --> 01:07:25,896
Well, if it isn't the two
biggest nerds in Madre Vista.

1102
01:07:25,963 --> 01:07:28,564
You literally have tape
on your glasses.

1103
01:07:28,631 --> 01:07:30,733
Yeah, on the side,
it's different.

1104
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,669
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, okay.

1105
01:07:32,735 --> 01:07:34,972
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, okay.

1106
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:36,873
- Idiot!
- Idiot!

1107
01:07:42,313 --> 01:07:43,780
- Whose is it?
- Jerome.

1108
01:07:43,846 --> 01:07:47,550
- My ex's.
- Mm-hmm.

1109
01:07:48,118 --> 01:07:49,920
Revenge.

1110
01:07:51,021 --> 01:07:53,290
Tell me about this dude.
He's right here?

1111
01:07:53,357 --> 01:07:57,460
- Yeah, Skyler Cole.
- Ugh, sounds like a douche.

1112
01:07:57,527 --> 01:07:59,330
- Water polo?
- Lacrosse.

1113
01:07:59,396 --> 01:08:00,863
Hmm.

1114
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,535
Are you like, hacking into it?

1115
01:08:05,601 --> 01:08:06,904
No, I'm guessing his password.

1116
01:08:06,971 --> 01:08:09,539
It's usually some combo
of farts and boobs

1117
01:08:09,605 --> 01:08:12,209
and yeah, boobfart69.

1118
01:08:13,978 --> 01:08:15,412
Oh, shit, okay.

1119
01:08:15,478 --> 01:08:18,148
Oh, uh, wh-whoa!

1120
01:08:18,215 --> 01:08:19,350
Oh, shit!

1121
01:08:19,416 --> 01:08:20,850
Uh, shit!

1122
01:08:20,918 --> 01:08:22,852
[moaning]

1123
01:08:28,425 --> 01:08:30,227
That was pornography.

1124
01:08:34,465 --> 01:08:37,600
[intense music]

1125
01:08:43,907 --> 01:08:46,609
[sighs]
Oh, my God.

1126
01:08:46,676 --> 01:08:50,613
<i>Hola</i> Senorita Thompson,
from Mexico.

1127
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,050
I wanna thank you
from the bottom of my heart

1128
01:08:53,117 --> 01:08:55,785
for allowing me to do this
extra credit assignment

1129
01:08:55,852 --> 01:08:58,521
despite my crippling dyslexia.

1130
01:08:58,588 --> 01:09:02,026
I deserve an Ah in your class.

1131
01:09:04,094 --> 01:09:05,062
I know.

1132
01:09:05,129 --> 01:09:07,297
[burping]

1133
01:09:09,967 --> 01:09:11,701
[moaning]

1134
01:09:11,768 --> 01:09:14,004
Chilling poolside
with my lame ass dad.

1135
01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:17,874
Get some pina coladas!
Emilio, chicken fingers.

1136
01:09:17,941 --> 01:09:19,742
Let's just..

1137
01:09:28,452 --> 01:09:30,586
- Wait!
- Antique Mayan sword.

1138
01:09:30,653 --> 01:09:31,989
A macuahuitl.

1139
01:09:32,056 --> 01:09:34,224
It was basically used
by the ancient Mayans

1140
01:09:34,291 --> 01:09:37,227
to fight off their enemies,
not only physical

1141
01:09:37,294 --> 01:09:39,196
but also spiritual.

1142
01:09:39,263 --> 01:09:40,730
'The lady my dad
bought this from'

1143
01:09:40,797 --> 01:09:42,900
'says it possesses great power'

1144
01:09:42,966 --> 01:09:46,669
maybe even derived
from an ancient spirit.

1145
01:09:48,838 --> 01:09:52,509
It's leading me,
I-I-I can't control it!

1146
01:09:52,575 --> 01:09:53,977
Skyler, what the fuck
are you doing?

1147
01:09:54,044 --> 01:09:56,547
- Get out of here, get out!
- I'm sorry.

1148
01:09:56,612 --> 01:10:00,551
- Come on, I'm taking a shit!
- 'I'm going away, going away.'

1149
01:10:00,616 --> 01:10:05,289
Whoa, whoa, um, I can't! Oh!

1150
01:10:05,355 --> 01:10:08,892
Dad, I really, I can't control
it! I can't control it!

1151
01:10:08,959 --> 01:10:10,160
Give it!

1152
01:10:18,469 --> 01:10:19,570
Wait!

1153
01:10:19,635 --> 01:10:20,636
My parents dragged me to this

1154
01:10:20,703 --> 01:10:22,306
museum of anthropology

1155
01:10:22,372 --> 01:10:24,108
so, here I am

1156
01:10:24,174 --> 01:10:26,776
learning during the summer,
like an idiot.

1157
01:10:26,843 --> 01:10:28,212
As you can see
this room is filled

1158
01:10:28,278 --> 01:10:31,081
with various artifacts
of an expressive nature.

1159
01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:32,950
'Some of which anthropologists
believe'

1160
01:10:33,016 --> 01:10:34,918
to be devoted to fertility.

1161
01:10:36,353 --> 01:10:39,256
This is the most amazing art
I've ever seen.

1162
01:10:42,092 --> 01:10:46,363
The Mayans were geniuses,
and this is in a museum.

1163
01:10:46,430 --> 01:10:49,866
I mean, the level of detail.

1164
01:10:50,567 --> 01:10:52,735
Whoa!

1165
01:10:52,802 --> 01:10:56,540
Now, I'm Mayan too.
Ooh, yeah!

1166
01:10:56,607 --> 01:10:58,609
- No.
- Whoo!

1167
01:10:58,674 --> 01:11:00,244
'Fuck!'

1168
01:11:00,944 --> 01:11:03,413
Okay, okay, okay.

1169
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,350
Okay, that's okay, that's okay.

1170
01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:08,018
I'll just..

1171
01:11:08,684 --> 01:11:10,820
[sneezing]

1172
01:11:13,524 --> 01:11:16,759
(female #3) 'Now if you can exit this
way, you'll find yourself..'

1173
01:11:16,826 --> 01:11:19,862
[instrumental music]

1174
01:11:20,464 --> 01:11:22,665
Oh, my God.

1175
01:11:30,407 --> 01:11:32,943
[intense music]

1176
01:11:40,484 --> 01:11:42,785
Oh, Lord.

1177
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,189
Psst.

1178
01:11:51,028 --> 01:11:52,629
- Thank you, thank you officer.
- It's inside?

1179
01:11:52,695 --> 01:11:55,332
- I-I-I don't, I don't know.
- Alright, that's okay.

1180
01:11:55,399 --> 01:11:56,866
Can you tell me
what happened in there?

1181
01:11:56,934 --> 01:11:58,669
I mean,
what's all the pink stuff?

1182
01:11:58,734 --> 01:12:02,372
I-I-I'm a li-little frazzled.

1183
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:04,641
Okay, um

1184
01:12:04,707 --> 01:12:06,410
is there anything
you wanna tell me

1185
01:12:06,476 --> 01:12:08,278
before I go in there?

1186
01:12:09,246 --> 01:12:11,682
I'll never forget the screams.

1187
01:12:14,685 --> 01:12:17,720
Okay, okay.

1188
01:12:19,523 --> 01:12:22,459
[intense music]

1189
01:13:01,732 --> 01:13:04,867
[music continues]

1190
01:13:25,055 --> 01:13:27,491
Well, that's not great.

1191
01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:36,566
[intense music]

1192
01:13:37,534 --> 01:13:39,269
What the hell is that?

1193
01:13:39,336 --> 01:13:43,540
I think this thing says
your baby boy is growing up.

1194
01:13:43,607 --> 01:13:46,076
Great.

1195
01:13:46,143 --> 01:13:47,377
What's next, Skyler?

1196
01:13:47,444 --> 01:13:49,980
Go sit down,
your mother and I are not ready.

1197
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,385
Oh, another one!

1198
01:13:58,055 --> 01:14:00,823
(Sara)
'They're fighting each other.'

1199
01:14:00,891 --> 01:14:02,426
Wait.

1200
01:14:04,127 --> 01:14:07,264
They're not fighting..

1201
01:14:07,331 --> 01:14:09,032
'...they're...'

1202
01:14:09,099 --> 01:14:14,071
- Fucking.
- I think it's a girl.

1203
01:14:14,137 --> 01:14:16,540
- 'She's gonna get...'
- Pregnant.

1204
01:14:17,574 --> 01:14:19,343
This is gonna spread.

1205
01:14:19,409 --> 01:14:21,511
But whoever drew these things
beat the thingies

1206
01:14:21,578 --> 01:14:23,980
because they were alive
at the end, right?

1207
01:14:24,047 --> 01:14:28,518
They made this, like,
Ikea manual for how to win.

1208
01:14:28,585 --> 01:14:30,853
If there's anymore drawings.

1209
01:14:32,656 --> 01:14:34,391
Oh, there!

1210
01:14:35,858 --> 01:14:38,995
[intense music]

1211
01:14:42,865 --> 01:14:46,470
- Don't love that.
- No.

1212
01:14:46,536 --> 01:14:49,339
The female's turning
into a giant spider thingy

1213
01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:50,907
and our only solution
is to, like

1214
01:14:50,974 --> 01:14:53,810
torch everything
and kill everyone?

1215
01:14:53,876 --> 01:14:55,878
My mom doesn't stand a chance.

1216
01:14:57,481 --> 01:15:00,851
The girl is turning
into a spider monster thingy.

1217
01:15:00,917 --> 01:15:03,387
If it's in its cocoon,
i-it's parked somewhere

1218
01:15:03,453 --> 01:15:05,555
and if we find the cocoon,
we find your mom

1219
01:15:05,622 --> 01:15:09,192
and we just kill these thingies
before they eff, boom!

1220
01:15:09,259 --> 01:15:11,895
Yeah, but, how are we
supposed to find the cocoon?

1221
01:15:11,962 --> 01:15:14,731
Ah, shit! Ow!

1222
01:15:14,798 --> 01:15:16,666
Dammit that burns,
that burns!

1223
01:15:16,733 --> 01:15:19,336
That burns, that burns.

1224
01:15:19,403 --> 01:15:21,872
(Jerome) 'Interesting.
Yes, they have, sir.'

1225
01:15:21,938 --> 01:15:24,074
Thank you very much,
Mr. Harrington.

1226
01:15:26,510 --> 01:15:28,044
So..

1227
01:15:29,813 --> 01:15:32,482
There have been a few alarms
that have gone off tonight.

1228
01:15:32,549 --> 01:15:35,419
Some around the clinic,
some around that farm

1229
01:15:35,485 --> 01:15:37,821
and some at that
the police station.

1230
01:15:37,888 --> 01:15:38,855
Told you!

1231
01:15:38,922 --> 01:15:40,424
But..

1232
01:15:40,490 --> 01:15:43,326
...there haven't been any
in the passed few hours.

1233
01:15:43,393 --> 01:15:44,428
What the hell?

1234
01:15:44,494 --> 01:15:47,497
Is that normal
for this time of night?

1235
01:15:47,564 --> 01:15:52,636
[sighs]
Yeah, totally. I mean... yeah.

1236
01:15:52,702 --> 01:15:54,171
What?

1237
01:15:54,938 --> 01:15:57,274
Nothing, nothing.

1238
01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:00,444
- What was it? You idiot!
- 'It's nothing!'

1239
01:16:00,510 --> 01:16:02,279
There's just one place
that hasn't set their alarm

1240
01:16:02,345 --> 01:16:04,714
at closing and they usually do.

1241
01:16:04,781 --> 01:16:06,283
[sighs]

1242
01:16:09,085 --> 01:16:11,221
[pulsing]

1243
01:16:18,195 --> 01:16:21,331
[intense music]

1244
01:16:32,042 --> 01:16:34,177
[phone ringing]

1245
01:16:37,180 --> 01:16:38,348
Sorry, the store is closed.

1246
01:16:38,415 --> 01:16:39,649
Please, just never call here
again.

1247
01:16:39,716 --> 01:16:41,852
Hello?

1248
01:16:41,919 --> 01:16:43,854
- Hello?
- Oscar?

1249
01:16:43,921 --> 01:16:46,289
- Sara?
- You're alive?

1250
01:16:46,356 --> 01:16:49,593
Oh, yeah, you too? Yay!

1251
01:16:49,659 --> 01:16:51,027
Wait, is that the cop
from the barns?

1252
01:16:51,094 --> 01:16:53,630
- Shut up, Jerome!
- Who's Jerome?

1253
01:16:53,697 --> 01:16:54,998
It doesn't matter.

1254
01:16:55,065 --> 01:16:56,399
- Is my mom there?
- Is your mom there?

1255
01:16:56,466 --> 01:16:59,236
- Wait, what?
- She's not there with you?

1256
01:16:59,302 --> 01:17:01,304
I don't know, she's, uh..

1257
01:17:02,706 --> 01:17:05,242
[intense music]

1258
01:17:06,610 --> 01:17:09,713
We'll take my car.
If we do this, we go hard.

1259
01:17:09,779 --> 01:17:12,482
I can't have you guys chickening
out at the last second.

1260
01:17:13,985 --> 01:17:15,685
Oh, you two little shit..

1261
01:17:15,752 --> 01:17:17,687
[tires screeching]

1262
01:17:27,899 --> 01:17:31,903
Just so you know, I wasn't gonna
shoot the propane. Bad idea.

1263
01:17:31,969 --> 01:17:33,770
I-I didn't even know that you
were in there, obviously

1264
01:17:33,837 --> 01:17:35,405
because then..

1265
01:17:40,343 --> 01:17:42,479
Well, it wouldn't have
killed her.

1266
01:17:45,448 --> 01:17:47,584
Wouldn't have killed her.

1267
01:17:49,119 --> 01:17:51,254
She's gonna be okay.

1268
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:58,762
Oh!

1269
01:18:00,031 --> 01:18:03,166
[intense music]

1270
01:18:06,269 --> 01:18:08,405
[siren wailing]

1271
01:18:13,044 --> 01:18:15,178
[sighs]

1272
01:18:18,950 --> 01:18:21,084
[indistinct chatter]

1273
01:18:24,187 --> 01:18:27,324
[instrumental music]

1274
01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:31,861
What the hell?

1275
01:18:33,229 --> 01:18:35,765
[intense music]

1276
01:19:00,490 --> 01:19:03,860
No, no, I-I don't understand.

1277
01:19:06,363 --> 01:19:09,265
Those things are out there

1278
01:19:09,332 --> 01:19:12,135
and they're gonna eff
and we're screwed.

1279
01:19:13,536 --> 01:19:15,906
You work your whole life
to get in a college

1280
01:19:15,973 --> 01:19:19,643
an-and the world just ends.

1281
01:19:20,610 --> 01:19:23,146
And it doesn't even matter.

1282
01:19:25,548 --> 01:19:29,519
Oh, my God,
I have never been to Japan.

1283
01:19:29,586 --> 01:19:31,855
Holy shit!

1284
01:19:35,059 --> 01:19:38,828
What do these thingies need
to complete their life cycle?

1285
01:19:38,896 --> 01:19:40,330
High school hotties?

1286
01:19:40,397 --> 01:19:42,198
They need people to eff, right?

1287
01:19:42,265 --> 01:19:43,433
- Right?
- Okay.

1288
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,834
So we know
they're looking for sex

1289
01:19:44,902 --> 01:19:46,169
'like, a lot of sex.'

1290
01:19:46,236 --> 01:19:47,837
They're out there right
now sniffing around

1291
01:19:47,905 --> 01:19:50,407
fo-for pheromones or gamma rays
or whatever

1292
01:19:50,473 --> 01:19:52,842
all leading to like..

1293
01:19:52,910 --> 01:19:56,713
- An orgy?
- Yeah! Kind of.

1294
01:19:56,780 --> 01:19:59,349
Well, where are we gonna
find an orgy in Madre Vista?

1295
01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:01,584
You mean like a big,
sweaty group of people

1296
01:20:01,651 --> 01:20:03,853
ready to go to the bone zone?

1297
01:20:05,321 --> 01:20:08,125
- Kiana's party!
- There's a party?

1298
01:20:08,191 --> 01:20:10,260
Oh, yeah, sorry.

1299
01:20:10,326 --> 01:20:11,628
No, it's cool, but, oh, shit!

1300
01:20:11,695 --> 01:20:12,862
Kiana's party,
that's gotta be it.

1301
01:20:12,930 --> 01:20:14,264
We don't have a lot of time

1302
01:20:14,330 --> 01:20:15,799
if the whole party gets gassed
we'll have 100

1303
01:20:15,865 --> 01:20:19,003
Skyler level horndogs
making 200 thingies and..

1304
01:20:19,070 --> 01:20:21,438
Math will happen.

1305
01:20:21,504 --> 01:20:24,441
So, the plan is, get to Kiana's.

1306
01:20:24,507 --> 01:20:26,376
- Evacuate the party.
- Take out the thingies.

1307
01:20:26,443 --> 01:20:29,646
- Stop the baby gas.
- Save my mom.

1308
01:20:29,713 --> 01:20:32,083
Save the world.

1309
01:20:32,149 --> 01:20:33,918
Shit, yeah.

1310
01:20:35,318 --> 01:20:38,455
[dramatic music]

1311
01:20:51,969 --> 01:20:54,504
[intense music]

1312
01:20:56,506 --> 01:20:58,641
[low growling]

1313
01:21:07,017 --> 01:21:08,953
[growling]

1314
01:21:14,557 --> 01:21:16,693
[tires screeching]

1315
01:21:19,329 --> 01:21:21,899
- Wait, wait, wait!
- What?

1316
01:21:29,639 --> 01:21:31,374
Your butt's kinda hanging out.

1317
01:21:31,441 --> 01:21:33,978
Oh, thanks.

1318
01:21:34,912 --> 01:21:37,847
[instrumental music]

1319
01:21:40,550 --> 01:21:42,752
- Shall we? Okay.
- Yep.

1320
01:21:52,562 --> 01:21:54,330
Uh..

1321
01:21:58,635 --> 01:22:00,037
Aliens!

1322
01:22:04,975 --> 01:22:06,876
Aliens are coming!

1323
01:22:09,246 --> 01:22:11,881
Um, cops!

1324
01:22:11,949 --> 01:22:13,683
Cops, yes!

1325
01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:17,154
Guys, guys, we gotta bail!
5-0 rolling up any minute.

1326
01:22:17,221 --> 01:22:18,521
No, they're not.

1327
01:22:18,588 --> 01:22:19,656
The neighbors have been
calling 'em all night.

1328
01:22:19,722 --> 01:22:21,357
But they haven't shown up yet.

1329
01:22:21,424 --> 01:22:23,860
Probably 'cause they're busy
jerking it.

1330
01:22:23,928 --> 01:22:26,863
Cody, shut the fuck up!

1331
01:22:26,931 --> 01:22:28,431
Okay, alright, yeah.

1332
01:22:28,498 --> 01:22:31,434
They're not coming
because they're all dead.

1333
01:22:31,501 --> 01:22:34,104
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

1334
01:22:34,171 --> 01:22:35,438
No, just, ugh.

1335
01:22:35,505 --> 01:22:37,107
Everyone needs
to get out of here.

1336
01:22:37,174 --> 01:22:38,943
Where's Kiana?

1337
01:22:39,009 --> 01:22:41,544
[intense music]

1338
01:22:48,351 --> 01:22:51,088
Oh, you idiot.

1339
01:22:52,555 --> 01:22:54,892
- Did you finish?
- Good knocking, asshole.

1340
01:22:54,959 --> 01:22:56,593
- Sara?
- Did you finish?

1341
01:22:56,659 --> 01:22:59,263
- I thought you weren't coming!
- I don't care, Kiana.

1342
01:22:59,330 --> 01:23:02,266
Skyler, did you finish?

1343
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:04,367
No, Sara, I didn't finish,
alright?

1344
01:23:04,434 --> 01:23:06,904
So can you get out?

1345
01:23:06,971 --> 01:23:10,274
[grunting]
What the hell, Sara?

1346
01:23:10,341 --> 01:23:11,942
Okay, seriously, everyone
needs to get out of here.

1347
01:23:12,009 --> 01:23:14,611
What are you doing?
You're being a crazy person.

1348
01:23:14,677 --> 01:23:16,146
He doesn't like you, Kiana.

1349
01:23:16,213 --> 01:23:18,048
He's just turning into
some kinda sex freak.

1350
01:23:18,115 --> 01:23:19,749
Come on, this energy's so right.

1351
01:23:19,816 --> 01:23:21,318
Let's just do it
in front of everyone!

1352
01:23:21,384 --> 01:23:24,255
You are all junked up
with alien sex gas, you idiot.

1353
01:23:24,321 --> 01:23:26,190
Hi, who the fuck are you again?

1354
01:23:26,257 --> 01:23:28,458
She's with me.

1355
01:23:28,524 --> 01:23:32,662
Forget about them.
Kiana, I love you.

1356
01:23:35,398 --> 01:23:37,067
Well, fine!

1357
01:23:37,134 --> 01:23:39,904
Sara, babe, I'm sorry.

1358
01:23:39,970 --> 01:23:41,205
Let's just do it.

1359
01:23:41,272 --> 01:23:42,239
It'll be like old times

1360
01:23:42,306 --> 01:23:43,773
in front of all of these people.

1361
01:23:45,309 --> 01:23:48,178
[grunting] This is why we
broke up in the first place.

1362
01:23:48,245 --> 01:23:49,712
I'm sick of begging!

1363
01:23:49,779 --> 01:23:52,515
Somebody better fuck me right..

1364
01:23:52,582 --> 01:23:54,717
[thudding]

1365
01:23:56,353 --> 01:23:58,956
Skyler!

1366
01:23:59,023 --> 01:24:00,891
Okay, truth bomb.

1367
01:24:00,958 --> 01:24:04,094
I had sex for the first time
the other night.

1368
01:24:04,161 --> 01:24:05,628
Okay, yeah, whatever.

1369
01:24:05,695 --> 01:24:08,933
The point is
I gave birth tonight.

1370
01:24:08,999 --> 01:24:13,569
Yeah, and what I gave birth
to was fucking aliens.

1371
01:24:13,636 --> 01:24:15,406
[screeching]

1372
01:24:15,471 --> 01:24:17,740
One hundred percent
not playing, okay.

1373
01:24:17,807 --> 01:24:19,542
So seriously,
everyone needs to clear out

1374
01:24:19,609 --> 01:24:21,544
because they are coming..

1375
01:24:21,611 --> 01:24:23,446
[screeching]

1376
01:24:23,513 --> 01:24:25,448
...right..

1377
01:24:26,984 --> 01:24:28,152
...now!

1378
01:24:28,218 --> 01:24:30,154
[intense music]

1379
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:46,769
Ugh, Kiana.

1380
01:24:46,836 --> 01:24:48,939
Now I'm gonna have to
kick your ass.

1381
01:24:49,006 --> 01:24:51,942
[dramatic music]

1382
01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:18,268
[electric crackling]

1383
01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:26,576
No problem, man.

1384
01:25:26,642 --> 01:25:28,711
[humming]

1385
01:25:35,752 --> 01:25:37,887
[low growling]

1386
01:25:45,496 --> 01:25:47,630
[all screaming]

1387
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:52,936
[grunting]

1388
01:25:59,542 --> 01:26:02,678
[instrumental music]

1389
01:26:06,450 --> 01:26:08,584
[grunting]

1390
01:26:14,224 --> 01:26:15,526
Whoa.

1391
01:26:15,591 --> 01:26:17,261
[indistinct singing on stereo]

1392
01:26:17,327 --> 01:26:19,163
[screeching]

1393
01:26:19,229 --> 01:26:20,964
[clattering]

1394
01:26:22,433 --> 01:26:23,934
[shattering]

1395
01:26:24,734 --> 01:26:27,670
[screeching]

1396
01:26:27,737 --> 01:26:29,273
No, no, no, no!

1397
01:26:29,339 --> 01:26:32,276
[indistinct singing on stereo]

1398
01:26:34,744 --> 01:26:36,846
[gasping]

1399
01:26:36,914 --> 01:26:39,149
Just so you know,
I had no idea about Skyler

1400
01:26:39,216 --> 01:26:42,553
and I really
value our friendship.

1401
01:26:42,618 --> 01:26:45,456
I'm too high to move!

1402
01:26:45,522 --> 01:26:47,657
[growling]

1403
01:26:49,393 --> 01:26:51,328
[instrumental music]

1404
01:26:55,499 --> 01:26:57,633
[low growling]

1405
01:26:58,601 --> 01:27:00,304
[intense music]

1406
01:27:00,370 --> 01:27:01,704
[gasps]

1407
01:27:06,276 --> 01:27:08,212
[all screaming]

1408
01:27:12,382 --> 01:27:13,984
Um..

1409
01:27:15,419 --> 01:27:18,355
[intense music]

1410
01:27:25,761 --> 01:27:27,231
[grunting]

1411
01:27:28,731 --> 01:27:30,434
Hayley?

1412
01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:32,136
[groans]

1413
01:27:35,239 --> 01:27:36,974
Hayley?

1414
01:27:47,384 --> 01:27:49,319
[snarling]

1415
01:27:52,923 --> 01:27:55,058
[low growling]

1416
01:27:56,126 --> 01:27:59,062
[intense music]

1417
01:28:06,869 --> 01:28:09,006
[Sara choking]

1418
01:28:18,482 --> 01:28:20,417
[screaming]

1419
01:28:26,557 --> 01:28:28,691
[grinder whirring]

1420
01:28:31,562 --> 01:28:34,097
[dramatic music]

1421
01:28:43,706 --> 01:28:45,442
So, what's our plan?

1422
01:28:46,476 --> 01:28:49,379
Save my mom, save the world.

1423
01:28:49,446 --> 01:28:52,782
You're not going by yourself,
you could die.

1424
01:28:53,883 --> 01:28:55,319
Maybe.

1425
01:28:57,187 --> 01:28:59,722
But I'm the one
who started all this.

1426
01:29:02,326 --> 01:29:03,994
Sara!

1427
01:29:05,929 --> 01:29:07,998
[floorboard creaking]

1428
01:29:18,342 --> 01:29:21,278
[intense music]

1429
01:29:24,381 --> 01:29:26,316
[breathing heavily]

1430
01:29:50,941 --> 01:29:54,077
[music continues]

1431
01:29:55,145 --> 01:29:56,413
Mom!

1432
01:29:57,281 --> 01:29:59,116
Sara?

1433
01:30:02,785 --> 01:30:04,921
[grunting]

1434
01:30:07,291 --> 01:30:09,226
[squelching]

1435
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:17,467
[gasping]

1436
01:30:17,534 --> 01:30:19,403
I'm so sorry, mom.

1437
01:30:19,469 --> 01:30:20,803
Oh, Sare Bear.

1438
01:30:20,870 --> 01:30:23,173
You have nothing
to be sorry about.

1439
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:24,641
[crying]

1440
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,710
[low growling]

1441
01:30:26,777 --> 01:30:28,278
Uh..

1442
01:30:29,845 --> 01:30:32,616
[intense music]

1443
01:30:32,683 --> 01:30:34,284
Uh..

1444
01:30:34,351 --> 01:30:36,286
[low growling]

1445
01:30:37,688 --> 01:30:39,589
Okay.

1446
01:30:39,656 --> 01:30:41,391
Let's just..

1447
01:30:46,096 --> 01:30:47,698
[breathing heavily]

1448
01:30:47,764 --> 01:30:49,832
Okay, okay.

1449
01:30:52,736 --> 01:30:54,870
[grunting]

1450
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,456
[growling]

1451
01:31:18,861 --> 01:31:20,997
[roaring]

1452
01:31:24,434 --> 01:31:26,169
Oh, shit!

1453
01:31:27,671 --> 01:31:29,539
[roaring]

1454
01:31:29,606 --> 01:31:31,341
Oh, shit!

1455
01:31:32,843 --> 01:31:35,979
[grunting]

1456
01:31:43,854 --> 01:31:45,989
[screaming]

1457
01:31:47,090 --> 01:31:49,226
[screeching]

1458
01:31:57,134 --> 01:32:00,270
[dramatic music]

1459
01:32:17,654 --> 01:32:19,589
[roaring]

1460
01:32:28,832 --> 01:32:31,101
Plan B!

1461
01:32:31,168 --> 01:32:33,303
[screeching]

1462
01:32:34,037 --> 01:32:37,174
[intense music]

1463
01:32:42,879 --> 01:32:44,281
[chuckles]

1464
01:32:45,882 --> 01:32:48,452
- What's up?
- Sup?

1465
01:32:48,518 --> 01:32:50,954
[dramatic music]

1466
01:32:51,021 --> 01:32:53,957
[screeching]

1467
01:32:54,024 --> 01:32:56,159
[grunting]

1468
01:33:04,134 --> 01:33:07,137
(Kiana) 'I'm just saying,
you deserve a little more vacation'

1469
01:33:07,204 --> 01:33:09,339
okay, daddy, take a few days

1470
01:33:09,406 --> 01:33:11,608
take a week even, I'll be fine.

1471
01:33:11,675 --> 01:33:13,376
Take a month.

1472
01:33:13,443 --> 01:33:16,880
No, I know you can't
actually take a month.

1473
01:33:16,948 --> 01:33:19,783
My gymnastics career is ruined.

1474
01:33:19,850 --> 01:33:22,285
My mom is gonna be so angry.

1475
01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:25,489
[instrumental music]

1476
01:33:27,090 --> 01:33:29,559
Is it over?

1477
01:33:29,626 --> 01:33:31,661
Hey, hey, is it over?

1478
01:33:31,728 --> 01:33:34,197
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.

1479
01:33:34,264 --> 01:33:36,233
Listen, d-do you wanna
go out with me?

1480
01:33:36,299 --> 01:33:38,335
- Yeah. Uh, yeah.
- Yeah?

1481
01:33:38,401 --> 01:33:40,704
I realize this is probably an
awkward time to be doing this.

1482
01:33:40,770 --> 01:33:42,305
'Also, I crashed my car'

1483
01:33:42,372 --> 01:33:44,875
'it's kinda hard to drive
with one eye.'

1484
01:33:44,942 --> 01:33:49,513
So, this is what
parties are like?

1485
01:33:49,579 --> 01:33:53,350
Yeah, but the monsters
are usually way bigger.

1486
01:33:54,184 --> 01:33:56,319
[laughing]

1487
01:33:58,221 --> 01:34:01,358
[music continues]

1488
01:34:11,518 --> 01:34:15,004
Subtitles by <font color="#ff0000">explosiveskull</font>
Sync by <font color="#00ffff">NAIM2007</font>

1489
01:34:15,006 --> 01:34:18,141
[instrumental music]

1490
01:34:52,642 --> 01:34:55,579
[music continues]

1491
01:35:30,081 --> 01:35:33,216
[music continues]

1492
01:36:07,717 --> 01:36:10,654
[music continues]

1493
01:36:29,873 --> 01:36:31,808
[muffled screaming]

1494
01:36:43,887 --> 01:36:45,956
[intense music]