1 00:01:31,673 --> 00:01:33,808 Hey, everyone. 2 00:01:33,842 --> 00:01:35,609 I just want to make a quick toast 3 00:01:35,642 --> 00:01:37,611 to thank you guys for coming 4 00:01:37,644 --> 00:01:39,814 to our final social justice social. 5 00:01:42,382 --> 00:01:44,753 I mean, you came to every car wash, 6 00:01:44,786 --> 00:01:48,857 every canned food drive, bake sale, 7 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:51,860 - that Greenpeace kegger, what? - That was awesome! 8 00:01:51,893 --> 00:01:54,428 And I've had a blast this year 9 00:01:54,461 --> 00:01:57,866 raising our glasses and our consciousnesses together. 10 00:01:57,899 --> 00:01:59,868 So, cheers! 11 00:02:07,909 --> 00:02:11,378 They don't even care if I get straight a's. 12 00:02:11,411 --> 00:02:13,648 They just care that I look good. 13 00:02:13,681 --> 00:02:14,883 I mean, they're Texas ladies. 14 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:18,519 They've got the big nails, and the big boobs, and the big hair. 15 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:22,356 And when I go home, I've got to become one with them, 16 00:02:22,924 --> 00:02:24,491 because the humidity. 17 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:25,660 No, listen. 18 00:02:25,693 --> 00:02:29,396 Ruby hill is where brain cells go to die. 19 00:02:29,429 --> 00:02:33,034 Aunties, all they do is sit around and gossip 20 00:02:33,067 --> 00:02:36,838 about who's getting married, who's getting fat, 21 00:02:36,871 --> 00:02:39,439 who's flunkin' out of med school. 22 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:43,610 Alia, you don't understand how big my hair gets in Texas. 23 00:02:44,511 --> 00:02:45,713 Like... 24 00:02:48,615 --> 00:02:50,051 I think I need bigger scissors. 25 00:02:50,084 --> 00:02:51,886 Can somebody get me some bigger scissors? 26 00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:55,089 Wow! 27 00:02:55,123 --> 00:02:57,659 You are so talented. 28 00:02:58,559 --> 00:03:01,428 You should give everybody haircuts. 29 00:03:01,461 --> 00:03:03,698 Yes! Haircuts all around! 30 00:03:24,786 --> 00:03:25,787 Yo. 31 00:03:25,821 --> 00:03:27,141 Why aren't you answering my texts? 32 00:03:27,621 --> 00:03:28,790 Uh, what time is it? 33 00:03:28,823 --> 00:03:30,859 Dude, are you still in bed? 34 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:33,493 Shit! Shit, shit, shit. 35 00:03:33,527 --> 00:03:34,762 Shit, shit, shit. 36 00:03:34,796 --> 00:03:38,733 You better not miss your flight. I need you here, like, yesterday. 37 00:03:38,766 --> 00:03:41,468 Oh, my god! You cut your hair. 38 00:03:42,136 --> 00:03:43,604 Oh, my god. 39 00:03:43,637 --> 00:03:46,107 Oh, my god, I cut my hair. 40 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:48,142 It looks a little lopsided. 41 00:03:48,176 --> 00:03:49,443 I think I did it myself. 42 00:03:49,677 --> 00:03:52,680 Oh! Your mom is gonna love that. 43 00:03:52,714 --> 00:03:55,515 She's already texted me, like, a thousand times. 44 00:03:55,549 --> 00:03:58,485 Can I please just enjoy one last minute of freedom? 45 00:03:58,518 --> 00:04:03,624 No, beta. It's time to get your ass home. Fly safe. Eat something. 46 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:05,626 Bring compression socks for the plane. 47 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:07,829 And, you know, 48 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:09,831 rahul's back in town. 49 00:04:09,864 --> 00:04:11,799 Wear something pretty tonight, na? 50 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:14,802 Okay, aunty. Why don't you tell him to wear something pretty, hmm? 51 00:04:14,836 --> 00:04:16,070 Bye! 52 00:04:40,161 --> 00:04:41,996 Hey, Alia. Welcome home. 53 00:04:43,197 --> 00:04:45,499 - You look good. - Thanks, dad. 54 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:52,572 So, I could still use some help at the clinic. 55 00:04:52,606 --> 00:04:54,042 Dad, stop. 56 00:04:54,075 --> 00:04:55,843 I took o-chem. I got straight a's. 57 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:56,945 I made the Dean's list. 58 00:04:56,978 --> 00:04:59,013 I just want to relax. 59 00:04:59,047 --> 00:05:01,481 Doesn't anyone relax over the summer anymore? 60 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:03,051 Okay, baba. 61 00:05:05,687 --> 00:05:06,988 Glad you're home. 62 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,101 Saahil! Jiya! I'm home. 63 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:22,070 Woo-hoo. 64 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:23,570 You're back! 65 00:05:24,706 --> 00:05:25,907 Are you posing? 66 00:05:27,175 --> 00:05:28,542 Ah! 67 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:33,848 - Hmm! - Oh! Mom, bangles. 68 00:05:34,849 --> 00:05:36,718 - Did you cut your hair? - Yes. 69 00:05:36,751 --> 00:05:38,252 Well, it'll grow back. 70 00:05:38,286 --> 00:05:40,888 I'm so happy you're home, Alia! 71 00:05:40,922 --> 00:05:43,725 Everyone's so excited to see you tonight! 72 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:46,094 What? Everyone? What's happening tonight? 73 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:48,296 There's a party at neerja aunty's home tonight. 74 00:05:48,329 --> 00:05:49,596 Didn't neha tell you? 75 00:05:49,629 --> 00:05:51,733 I don't have to go to that, do I? 76 00:05:51,766 --> 00:05:54,268 Honey, everyone's been asking to see you. 77 00:05:54,302 --> 00:05:56,137 It'll be very rude not to go. 78 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,109 I'm taking you to the salon. 79 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:27,601 Those are veg only, na? 80 00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:29,569 I missed you. 81 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:30,972 Oh, I missed you, too. 82 00:06:31,005 --> 00:06:32,240 This is gorge, by the way! 83 00:06:32,273 --> 00:06:33,307 Thanks! It's my mom. 84 00:06:33,341 --> 00:06:35,153 She bought herself a new sari for tonight, too. 85 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:36,921 My mom bought herself a new sari for tonight. 86 00:06:36,945 --> 00:06:38,946 Ugh. It's just such a waste. 87 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,816 Especially when there are so many ways to upcycle fabric. 88 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,951 Wow. You really went full Berkeley on me. 89 00:06:43,985 --> 00:06:45,253 Peace and love, baby. 90 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:46,888 - You hiding out in here? - I wish. 91 00:06:46,921 --> 00:06:48,956 Better get back in there before she freaks. 92 00:06:50,024 --> 00:06:51,959 - Solidarity. - Solidarity. 93 00:06:51,993 --> 00:06:53,895 - You ready? - Ready. 94 00:06:56,864 --> 00:06:59,801 Ugh, wow. Someone drowned in drakkar noir tonight. 95 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,136 Tonight and every night. 96 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:06,707 Oh, goody. Reema and roma are here. 97 00:07:06,741 --> 00:07:08,676 - Hi! - Hey, girl! 98 00:07:08,709 --> 00:07:09,777 So good to see you! 99 00:07:11,645 --> 00:07:14,682 - How's school? - School is amazing. 100 00:07:14,715 --> 00:07:16,217 Loving it! 101 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,389 So I put a stent in there, 102 00:07:21,422 --> 00:07:22,757 it took less than an hour, 103 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:25,326 and he was back to running marathons, you know? 104 00:07:25,359 --> 00:07:26,994 Business as usual. 105 00:07:29,163 --> 00:07:31,966 There she is. The queen of Ruby hill. 106 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:37,972 Ew, look at my idiot little brother. 107 00:07:38,005 --> 00:07:40,942 Jerkoff. Why doesn't he get stuck serving everyone samosas? 108 00:07:42,877 --> 00:07:44,145 Hey, you. You do this. 109 00:07:44,178 --> 00:07:45,313 Samosas? 110 00:07:45,346 --> 00:07:47,215 Terrible score on his mcat. 111 00:07:47,248 --> 00:07:48,783 Stealing money outright. 112 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,418 That is how he bought his yacht! 113 00:07:50,451 --> 00:07:51,886 - Hmm. - Samosa? Hi. 114 00:07:51,919 --> 00:07:53,054 That's what I heard. 115 00:07:53,087 --> 00:07:55,323 The way he's holding his drink. 116 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:02,864 Ah! 117 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:05,032 Rahul, you're here! 118 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:06,968 Why are we here? 119 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:08,336 Ease your pain. 120 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:09,636 Man! 121 00:08:18,045 --> 00:08:19,046 Ah! 122 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:20,848 You know, at least our generation 123 00:08:20,882 --> 00:08:23,384 allows men and women to get equally shit-faced. 124 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:24,417 That's progress. 125 00:08:25,586 --> 00:08:28,389 Ugh. It took my mom an hour and a half to get ready. 126 00:08:28,422 --> 00:08:29,891 Well, she looks hot as shit. 127 00:08:30,358 --> 00:08:31,392 Gross. 128 00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:34,996 New sari. Again. 129 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:36,197 Quick, here they come. 130 00:08:38,132 --> 00:08:41,068 So, you two! 131 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:43,971 When should we start our wedding shopping, eh? 132 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:46,307 Only teasing! 133 00:08:50,444 --> 00:08:52,980 That's so annoying. 134 00:08:53,014 --> 00:08:55,449 What do they get out of all this gossip, anyway? 135 00:08:55,483 --> 00:08:58,686 Power. Words are powerful. 136 00:08:59,854 --> 00:09:00,922 Also, they're assholes. 137 00:09:04,058 --> 00:09:05,126 They're not wrong, though. 138 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,771 I know you didn't find even one guy at ucla 139 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:07,962 who's as good as me. 140 00:09:07,996 --> 00:09:10,865 No. No, I found, like, 20. 141 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,234 Twenty! Did you even have time to study? 142 00:09:13,267 --> 00:09:14,902 Eh, in between. 143 00:09:15,236 --> 00:09:16,437 How's Jessica? 144 00:09:16,471 --> 00:09:19,874 Wait, no. Um, what was her name? What was the last girl's name again? 145 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:22,743 Meghan. We only hung out a few times. 146 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:24,111 That was enough, let me tell you. 147 00:09:24,812 --> 00:09:25,913 Duke girls are weird. 148 00:09:28,182 --> 00:09:29,217 Good to be home. 149 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:38,359 Okay, I'm off to the driving range. 150 00:09:38,392 --> 00:09:40,428 Ranjit, we're out of biscuits again. 151 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,430 I asked you to bring more last weekend, didn't I? 152 00:09:42,463 --> 00:09:44,765 Do you want us to get embarrassed like the bhatias, 153 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:46,343 running out of them in front of everyone? 154 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:49,103 Oh, bab so some people didn't have biscuits. Who cares? 155 00:09:49,136 --> 00:09:51,472 Indians eat way too much sugar as it is. 156 00:09:51,505 --> 00:09:54,408 That's not the point, ranjit. Just get them for the party, na? 157 00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:56,210 Okay, I'll pick some up, 158 00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:58,279 and then all our troubles will be over. No? 159 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,215 Hey, Alia, your mom needs you to go to the Indian store 160 00:10:01,249 --> 00:10:02,559 to buy some biscuits for the party. 161 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:03,884 What? Why can't you go? 162 00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:05,152 I'm golfing, see? 163 00:10:05,186 --> 00:10:07,121 I'm relaxing, see? 164 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:09,323 Cannonball! 165 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:55,536 Whoa. 166 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,041 - Shit. - Excuse me? 167 00:11:00,074 --> 00:11:02,143 Hello, there. Can we help you find something? 168 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:04,512 I'm looking for some biscuits... For my mom. 169 00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:06,614 Mom, uh, where are the biscuits? 170 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:08,349 You're restocking them, varun. 171 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:10,885 Right. Um... 172 00:11:12,654 --> 00:11:14,221 Yeah. Here you go. 173 00:11:15,923 --> 00:11:16,924 Thanks. 174 00:11:21,529 --> 00:11:23,864 So, do you work here? Often? 175 00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:27,401 Yeah. I'm just helping my parents out until school starts. 176 00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:29,503 Where do you go to school? 177 00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:33,407 I was at east river community college. But I'm transferring to ucla for fall. 178 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,309 No way! 179 00:11:35,343 --> 00:11:37,178 That's crazy. I go to ucla. 180 00:11:37,578 --> 00:11:39,246 No way! What's your major? 181 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,615 Oh, bio. Typical, you know. 182 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,619 What about you? Doctor, lawyer, engineer? 183 00:11:45,654 --> 00:11:48,889 No, actually, I'm thinking history or poli sci. 184 00:11:48,923 --> 00:11:52,493 I like current events and past events. I like reading a lot. 185 00:11:54,228 --> 00:11:57,565 But I... I do other stuff, too. Like, I go to the gym. 186 00:11:58,432 --> 00:12:00,534 Yeah. Uh, it's good to have hobbies. 187 00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:04,405 All set. 188 00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:11,946 So, are you guys the new owners? What happened to the guptas? 189 00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:13,457 The guptas, they retired back to India. 190 00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:17,918 We owned a store in east river as well, but we like this area better. 191 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:19,286 Yeah, Ruby hill's pretty nice. 192 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,522 Oh, we're actually just over the hill in Miller park. 193 00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:22,691 Oh. 194 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,659 My, this is a lot of biscuits. 195 00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:27,628 Yeah, we're throwing this dinner thing next Saturday, 196 00:12:27,662 --> 00:12:30,598 and we just simply can't run out of biscuits. 197 00:12:30,631 --> 00:12:32,333 My mom would be mortified. 198 00:12:32,366 --> 00:12:33,401 Oh, I see. 199 00:12:39,039 --> 00:12:40,040 You guys should come! 200 00:12:41,008 --> 00:12:42,711 You're new in town. You can meet everyone, 201 00:12:42,744 --> 00:12:45,146 have a few drinks, see where the night takes you. 202 00:12:45,179 --> 00:12:46,179 What? 203 00:12:48,315 --> 00:12:49,383 I'm Alia, by the way. 204 00:12:50,484 --> 00:12:54,555 I'm kamlesh. This is bhairavi, varun, and puja. 205 00:12:55,423 --> 00:12:56,624 Nice to meet you all. 206 00:12:56,658 --> 00:13:01,595 All right, so I will write down our phone number and our address. 207 00:13:01,629 --> 00:13:03,130 You know what, I'm just gonna 208 00:13:03,164 --> 00:13:05,299 put my cell phone number, too, just in case. 209 00:13:05,332 --> 00:13:07,101 Hope to see you next Saturday. 210 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:09,170 And feel free to call me whenever. 211 00:13:09,603 --> 00:13:10,638 Anytime. 212 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,009 - Uh, very nice of you, beta. - Are you sure your parents won't mind? 213 00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:16,076 No, not at all. 214 00:13:17,411 --> 00:13:18,479 You invited who? 215 00:13:18,512 --> 00:13:19,980 Uh... 216 00:13:20,014 --> 00:13:23,017 Are you crazy? Who said you could invite them? 217 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,052 Itne saare biscuits? 218 00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:28,989 How will it look if a local shopkeeper shows up for our dinner party? 219 00:13:29,023 --> 00:13:30,759 I haven't even met these people yet! 220 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,326 And leave that aside, 221 00:13:32,359 --> 00:13:35,196 did you ever see the guptas in our party ever? 222 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,498 Of course not! 223 00:13:37,531 --> 00:13:40,769 What will people say? How could you do this, Alia? 224 00:13:40,802 --> 00:13:43,370 I don't know. They're new in town, they don't know anyone. 225 00:13:43,404 --> 00:13:44,505 I thought it would be nice. 226 00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:46,340 So now we are running a charity service, huh? 227 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:48,042 Sure. Aunties without borders. 228 00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,376 Seems that you've 229 00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,278 become very smart in college, Alia. 230 00:13:51,312 --> 00:13:55,115 Maybe next year, you can do a course called "your mother deserves respect"! 231 00:13:57,618 --> 00:13:59,429 Do you know if they grade on a curve in that class? 232 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:00,665 Because I hear the professor is a real... 233 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,591 Okay. It's time for our run, Alia. Come, let's go. 234 00:14:10,732 --> 00:14:13,033 Can you stop picking fights with your mom, baba? 235 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,336 You know how serious she is about all this. 236 00:14:15,369 --> 00:14:18,372 You didn't think about how she would react when you invited the shopkeepers? 237 00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:21,810 No, I was not thinking about her when I invited him. 238 00:14:21,843 --> 00:14:23,177 Them. 239 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,813 Anyways, couldn't these parties 240 00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:26,313 use a little excitement? 241 00:14:26,347 --> 00:14:28,582 Some fresh meat for the aunties to devour. 242 00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:31,385 You have to ask yourself if the excitement is worth it. 243 00:14:31,418 --> 00:14:33,254 Your mom is clearly not happy. 244 00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:35,322 - Yeah, I got that. - Yeah, I get it, too, 245 00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:37,057 miss liberal progressive green party! 246 00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:40,327 You're trying to make a point to your backward old parents, 247 00:14:40,361 --> 00:14:42,664 and that's what this inviting people is all about. 248 00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:46,267 Isn't it? So, who's next? Our dry cleaner or gardener? 249 00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:50,437 I mean, I'd rather talk to Miguel than swati aunty! 250 00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:52,606 Miguel's got jokes! 251 00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:29,169 Here, aunty. Eat, eat. 252 00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:31,238 You're looking too thin these days. 253 00:16:31,271 --> 00:16:32,271 Excuse me. 254 00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:36,845 You guys came! 255 00:16:36,878 --> 00:16:39,647 Your house is beautiful. You look so beautiful as well. 256 00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:40,681 Thanks. 257 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,818 Oh, no, keep your shoes on, please. 258 00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:48,355 Come. Jiya, this is puja. 259 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:50,692 Why don't you take puja downstairs to play with you guys? 260 00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:52,159 We don't play. 261 00:16:58,465 --> 00:16:59,901 Dad! Dad. 262 00:17:01,602 --> 00:17:03,504 - Hey, Alia. - Hi. 263 00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:06,607 Uh, this is kamlesh uncle, and bhairavi aunty, and varun. 264 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,710 They took over the Indian store from the guptas. 265 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,779 Oh. 266 00:17:11,412 --> 00:17:12,513 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right. 267 00:17:12,546 --> 00:17:13,948 - Yeah. Hi. - Hello. 268 00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:14,982 Welcome. 269 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,586 Um, come on, aunty. Let's go find my mom. 270 00:17:22,356 --> 00:17:23,457 Oh, there she is. Mom. 271 00:17:24,493 --> 00:17:27,662 This is bhairavi aunty, and varun. This is my mom, Sheila. 272 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:30,899 Sheila? 273 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:32,801 Arey! 274 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:35,536 Oh, my god! 275 00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:36,838 Is this really you? 276 00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:42,677 I can't believe it. Is this where you've been all this time? 277 00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:43,778 Uh, pardon me? 278 00:17:44,378 --> 00:17:45,847 Sheila, it's me, bhairavi. 279 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,683 Bhairavi saxena, Miranda house, Delhi university. 280 00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:51,251 Everyone called me bhairu? 281 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,587 You called me bhairu. 282 00:17:54,055 --> 00:17:55,556 You guys went to college together? 283 00:17:59,393 --> 00:18:00,561 Of course. 284 00:18:00,594 --> 00:18:02,831 Um, certainly... um... 285 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,034 We were classmates. 286 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,869 My apologies, bhairavi. 287 00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:11,438 It's just been such a long time since college, hai na? 288 00:18:11,472 --> 00:18:14,743 And, uh, how things have changed since then. 289 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:19,279 Indeed. Things have certainly changed. 290 00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:25,019 Well, do make yourself feel comfortable, and help yourself to the snacks and all. 291 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:28,022 And if you'll just excuse me, I'll go check on dinner. Okay? 292 00:18:28,056 --> 00:18:30,491 Two minutes. Excuse me. 293 00:18:49,543 --> 00:18:52,080 - Well, that was weird, right? - Yeah. 294 00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:53,347 What are the chances? 295 00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:55,382 Your mom didn't seem too thrilled to see my mom. 296 00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:58,585 Yeah. I'm sorry. My mom's kind of a snob. 297 00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:01,339 I swear, if you're not wearing designer, she basically can't see you. 298 00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:04,025 - Hey. - Hey. 299 00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:06,895 Rahul, meet varun. 300 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,629 Oh. Hey, man. 301 00:19:08,663 --> 00:19:10,098 - Hey. - You look familiar. 302 00:19:10,131 --> 00:19:11,933 Were you state lacrosse a couple years ago? 303 00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:14,568 No. Uh, maybe you've seen me at the Indian store? 304 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:15,713 I work there with my parents. 305 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,706 Oh, right. Are you guys catering tonight or something? 306 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,777 Nope. Alia invited us. 307 00:19:23,044 --> 00:19:24,578 Oh! 308 00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:25,646 Cool. 309 00:19:26,714 --> 00:19:27,782 Cool. 310 00:19:43,397 --> 00:19:44,431 Smile! 311 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:51,039 This is some party. 312 00:19:51,072 --> 00:19:53,675 Yeah, same shit, different aunty. 313 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,910 They all take turns hosting every weekend 314 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,013 so they can show off their new chandelier or whatever. 315 00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:00,647 It's insane. 316 00:20:01,615 --> 00:20:03,450 Maybe you guys can host the next one. 317 00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,954 Yeah. Maybe we'll have a party at my pool. 318 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,388 I'll have my Butler inflate it. 319 00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:09,991 I'd come to a party at your place. 320 00:20:10,024 --> 00:20:11,826 Well, I'll put you on the guest list, then. 321 00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:15,529 So, kamlesh, you've taken over the grocery. 322 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,699 - You're a businessman? - Yes, also an engineer. 323 00:20:17,732 --> 00:20:19,968 Oh, really? Which firm are you with? 324 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,469 Well, I'm a water maintenance supervisor with the city. 325 00:20:22,502 --> 00:20:24,371 Oh... 326 00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,943 Yeah, she said something about college. 327 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:29,977 I didn't... 328 00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:33,715 So, you say you knew Sheila? 329 00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:36,651 Yes. 330 00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:40,520 You must have some good stories about her from your college days? 331 00:20:40,554 --> 00:20:41,789 Anything juicy? 332 00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:44,792 Yes. 333 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:57,939 - Nitin. It's about that time. - I'll go. 334 00:20:58,472 --> 00:21:01,541 Watch this. The drunkles can't resist. 335 00:22:19,654 --> 00:22:21,022 Wake up! Mom wants you! 336 00:22:21,055 --> 00:22:22,690 Get out of here, shitface! 337 00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:26,160 Ow! My arm! Mom! 338 00:22:26,194 --> 00:22:27,795 Alia! Breakfast! 339 00:22:28,162 --> 00:22:29,629 Come down now! 340 00:22:35,569 --> 00:22:36,838 Alia, did you hear me? 341 00:22:39,207 --> 00:22:40,975 Saahil, can you just stop chewing so loudly? 342 00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:42,576 I am not chewing so loudly. 343 00:22:42,609 --> 00:22:43,577 You're... 344 00:22:43,611 --> 00:22:45,747 Close your mouth when you eat, too. 345 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,791 - Jiya, eat something. - All of this food is so high-carb. 346 00:22:47,815 --> 00:22:49,150 - Have this. - No. 347 00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:51,119 With avocado. It's very good for your body. 348 00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,320 Ew, gross, dad. 349 00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:54,055 - Good morning. - No way. 350 00:22:54,088 --> 00:22:56,190 Wah, wah, wah. So gross. 351 00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,894 Alia, what are you doing? 352 00:22:59,927 --> 00:23:01,972 Come sit down at the table like a normal person, beta. 353 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:02,996 Come on. 354 00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:09,737 I'm sure bina is on the phone right now talking about the shopkeepers. 355 00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:12,040 Oh, it was an overall success, na? 356 00:23:12,073 --> 00:23:13,908 No major drama. Everybody behaved themselves. 357 00:23:13,941 --> 00:23:15,642 So what's the problem? 358 00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:18,612 - Alia! What are you doing? - Is something wrong, beta? 359 00:23:20,314 --> 00:23:22,316 No. Nothing. 360 00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:25,953 I've got to go. 361 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,121 What? Go where? 362 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:28,588 I'm meeting neha. 363 00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:32,260 Now? No. This is family time. Neha can wait. 364 00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:33,961 Come have breakfast. Come on. 365 00:23:36,798 --> 00:23:38,175 I can't. I've got to get out of here. 366 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,935 - Alia! - You're still in your pajamas! 367 00:23:42,403 --> 00:23:43,871 It's just so... 368 00:23:45,273 --> 00:23:46,274 Gross. 369 00:23:47,108 --> 00:23:48,709 How could he do this to us? 370 00:23:48,743 --> 00:23:53,181 Maybe it was just a mistake. Maybe he just drank too much scotch, 371 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:56,150 and got caught up in the party vibe or something. 372 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,718 Do I tell my mom? 373 00:23:57,752 --> 00:24:00,221 What if she finds out, and they have to get a divorce, 374 00:24:00,254 --> 00:24:03,124 and my dad is forced to live in some sad apartment, 375 00:24:03,157 --> 00:24:05,093 and saahil and jiya have to come visit him 376 00:24:05,126 --> 00:24:07,028 a couple times a week and eat spaghettios? 377 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:10,832 And my mom is so humiliated that she doesn't even leave the house, 378 00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:14,634 she becomes addicted to online gambling, and has to go to rehab? 379 00:24:14,669 --> 00:24:17,271 Well, rehab's not all bad. 380 00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:19,173 It's like a spa you can cry at. 381 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:21,976 Here, have some jerky. 382 00:24:25,746 --> 00:24:28,950 What the hell is this? I asked if you had weed. 383 00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:32,320 Well, I didn't, so eat up. 384 00:24:33,287 --> 00:24:35,089 Nourish yourself. It's vegan. 385 00:24:36,023 --> 00:24:37,091 It tastes vegan. 386 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,159 What's rahul say? 387 00:24:38,193 --> 00:24:40,828 If rahul would ever get back to me, then I'd ask him. 388 00:24:43,164 --> 00:24:45,800 Listen, don't say anything to anyone about my parents. 389 00:24:46,801 --> 00:24:47,935 I know you wouldn't. 390 00:24:48,336 --> 00:24:51,239 Of course not. I'm not bina aunty. 391 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:54,075 Oh, my god. Can you imagine if bina aunty knew? 392 00:24:57,178 --> 00:24:59,847 I heard she's actually going through with it. 393 00:24:59,881 --> 00:25:02,183 Well, asha didn't have a choice, na? 394 00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:05,853 He was going to leave her anyway. 395 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:08,089 And they were married just as long as any of us. 396 00:25:09,123 --> 00:25:14,328 Speaking of, Sheila, who did you decide on for your anniversary party? 397 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:16,898 Oh. We're going with tejal's. 398 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:20,468 They did such a fantastic job at shivani's sweet 16, na? 399 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,904 - Right. - But nothing over-the-top. 400 00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:25,940 This is not one of our big anniversaries, you know, so... 401 00:25:25,973 --> 00:25:28,142 At our age, they're all big ones. 402 00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:33,181 Well, asha won't be there, that's for sure. 403 00:25:33,214 --> 00:25:34,382 What a scandal. 404 00:25:34,415 --> 00:25:36,918 I suppose that's it for her dinner parties. 405 00:25:36,951 --> 00:25:39,353 No more homemade gulab jamun, ladies. 406 00:25:39,387 --> 00:25:40,988 Thank goodness! 407 00:25:41,022 --> 00:25:43,324 Poor asha. 408 00:25:43,357 --> 00:25:44,992 - Poor asha. - Poor asha. 409 00:25:48,796 --> 00:25:49,931 Poor asha. 410 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,001 Oh, let me take that. 411 00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:55,903 You're so quick. 412 00:25:55,937 --> 00:25:57,205 I'll take it next time. 413 00:25:59,974 --> 00:26:00,975 Hey, Alia. 414 00:26:03,444 --> 00:26:04,445 Hey! 415 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,181 What's wrong? 416 00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:09,884 Where's mom? 417 00:26:09,918 --> 00:26:11,429 Mom, she's out all day. Lunch and shopping, 418 00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:15,189 running around with saahil and jiya, soccer practice and dance and all that. 419 00:26:17,992 --> 00:26:19,927 Did you and your mom have another fight? 420 00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:23,397 No. Actually, this is about you. 421 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,069 And uma aunty. 422 00:26:28,102 --> 00:26:29,136 I saw you. 423 00:26:29,503 --> 00:26:30,738 Saw me what? 424 00:26:30,772 --> 00:26:33,274 I saw you upstairs at the party with uma aunty. 425 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,776 I don't know what you're talking about. 426 00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:36,978 You don't know? 427 00:26:38,145 --> 00:26:40,448 So you weren't making out with uma aunty at our party? 428 00:26:40,481 --> 00:26:42,350 - Hey! Watch your tone! - You watch your tone! 429 00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,285 How could you do something like this? 430 00:26:44,318 --> 00:26:45,353 Alia, stop. 431 00:26:47,288 --> 00:26:48,356 Stop it right now. 432 00:26:49,118 --> 00:26:51,525 This is between your father and me, so butt out. 433 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,830 You know about this? 434 00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:00,534 Oh, my god. 435 00:27:04,071 --> 00:27:05,539 How long has this been going on? 436 00:27:05,573 --> 00:27:07,875 Not a word more, Alia. 437 00:27:07,908 --> 00:27:09,577 Now go upstairs and do your homework! 438 00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:12,079 - It's summer! - Then just go upstairs. 439 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:18,185 This is so messed up. 440 00:29:07,628 --> 00:29:10,030 Oh, now this asshole wants to talk? 441 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,468 Just give me a sec, okay? 442 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:15,502 Okay. 443 00:29:16,971 --> 00:29:18,939 Hey. How's it going? 444 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,208 "How's it going?" 445 00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:26,280 You've been avoiding me for days, and now you text me six times in a row? 446 00:29:26,313 --> 00:29:29,083 Where have you been? We need to talk. 447 00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:30,184 I know. 448 00:29:30,217 --> 00:29:32,286 We should get there around 8:00. 449 00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:34,231 Uh, do you want to uber with me, Caitlin, and Josh? 450 00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:35,655 What the hell are you talking about? 451 00:29:35,757 --> 00:29:38,392 Uh, hello? Nitin's birthday? 452 00:29:38,426 --> 00:29:39,927 That's what you're calling me about? 453 00:29:39,961 --> 00:29:43,097 Don't you wanna discuss our parents? Uh, it's all I've been thinking about. 454 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:44,265 Ew. Perv. 455 00:29:44,298 --> 00:29:46,033 Do you think this is funny? 456 00:29:46,067 --> 00:29:48,512 Do you think it's funny that my dad grabbed a handful of your mom's... 457 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:51,205 Dude! All right. Uh... 458 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:55,042 Look, um... 459 00:29:57,278 --> 00:30:00,514 I just wanna forget about the whole thing. 460 00:30:01,315 --> 00:30:04,018 I don't want to think about it. I don't want to talk about it. 461 00:30:04,051 --> 00:30:06,020 I'm definitely not talking to my parents about it. 462 00:30:06,053 --> 00:30:07,656 You talked to your parents, right? 463 00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:10,224 - Did it help? - No. 464 00:30:10,257 --> 00:30:12,226 So, then, just forget it. 465 00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:13,294 There's no point. 466 00:30:13,327 --> 00:30:14,595 Seriously? That's it? 467 00:30:14,628 --> 00:30:15,628 Seriously. 468 00:30:24,205 --> 00:30:26,307 So, uber? 469 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,711 Mmm, I'm not feeling it. I'm going to hang out with varun. 470 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:30,744 Varun? 471 00:30:31,713 --> 00:30:34,548 Well, you want to invite varun to tag along? 472 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,549 Sure. 473 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,319 Varun, wanna come to nitin's birthday party with us? 474 00:30:38,352 --> 00:30:40,689 I can't. I have to work. 475 00:30:40,722 --> 00:30:41,722 Varun has to work. 476 00:30:42,456 --> 00:30:43,524 Oh. 477 00:30:44,091 --> 00:30:45,727 So, I guess I'll meet you guys there. 478 00:30:46,695 --> 00:30:47,696 Okay. 479 00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:51,265 - Bye. - Bye. 480 00:31:01,242 --> 00:31:03,678 - Yum. - You like this? 481 00:31:03,712 --> 00:31:04,746 I got a guy. 482 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:07,348 Mango juice for days. 483 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,788 Did your parents have an arranged marriage? 484 00:31:13,822 --> 00:31:16,090 Uh, no. 485 00:31:16,123 --> 00:31:19,126 They met in college, fell in love. 486 00:31:20,194 --> 00:31:21,195 All that. 487 00:31:22,864 --> 00:31:24,532 - Did yours? - Pretty much. 488 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:30,137 Well, their parents introduced them, and then they agreed to get married. 489 00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:31,773 They've never dated or anything. 490 00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:39,899 I wonder if they ever loved each other. 491 00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:53,360 Your mom said my mom changed since college. 492 00:31:54,562 --> 00:31:55,830 I wonder what she was like. 493 00:31:57,364 --> 00:31:59,868 Did you talk to your mom at all after the party? 494 00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:03,237 No. I asked, but she said what your mom said. 495 00:32:03,805 --> 00:32:05,606 That they were just classmates. 496 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,376 You guys have a lot of books. 497 00:32:10,177 --> 00:32:12,479 - You guys do, too. - Yeah, but they're all fake. 498 00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:14,749 - They're fake? - Yeah. 499 00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:18,519 My parents bought all these sets from the interior designer. 500 00:32:20,187 --> 00:32:21,723 They're in Swedish or something. 501 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:24,625 Most of the pages aren't even cut. 502 00:32:24,659 --> 00:32:27,461 They just... match the rug. 503 00:32:28,629 --> 00:32:31,766 - I didn't even know that was a thing. - Oh, it's a thing. 504 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,735 Rahul's family has the same ones in blue. 505 00:32:36,370 --> 00:32:37,872 You live in a strange world. 506 00:32:41,843 --> 00:32:42,844 Yup. 507 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:56,758 - Hey, girl! How are you? - Hey! 508 00:32:56,791 --> 00:32:58,158 I love your top! 509 00:32:58,192 --> 00:33:00,394 Oh, thanks, twindians. 510 00:33:00,427 --> 00:33:01,896 - Twindians? - Yeah. 511 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,198 You're so funny. 512 00:33:26,821 --> 00:33:29,958 So, when did you and varun start hanging out? 513 00:33:29,991 --> 00:33:33,762 I don't know. When do you think our parents started screwing each other? 514 00:33:33,795 --> 00:33:36,263 - What? - I said, "I don't know." 515 00:33:36,296 --> 00:33:39,233 "When do you think our parents started screwing each other?" 516 00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,468 - I was just asking. - So was I. 517 00:33:44,673 --> 00:33:46,841 Look. It's messed up. 518 00:33:47,574 --> 00:33:49,276 But we can't do anything about it. 519 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,612 We'll be back at school before you know it. 520 00:33:52,413 --> 00:33:54,381 Let's at least try to enjoy our summer. 521 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,318 Ugh! You're all sweaty. 522 00:33:59,553 --> 00:34:01,321 - Classy. - You know it. 523 00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:09,506 Saahil, can I just have my phone back? 524 00:34:09,530 --> 00:34:10,631 No. 525 00:34:10,665 --> 00:34:11,632 I don't have any games on there. 526 00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:13,768 You can literally check, there's nothing on there. 527 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:14,334 - No. - Just give it back. 528 00:34:14,368 --> 00:34:16,570 Just go get your dumb video games and go sit over there. 529 00:34:16,604 --> 00:34:18,272 Get away from me. 530 00:34:55,910 --> 00:34:56,978 Hmm. 531 00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,560 For god's sake, mom. 532 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:26,808 Shit. 533 00:35:55,904 --> 00:35:56,971 What? 534 00:36:10,985 --> 00:36:11,986 Mom? 535 00:36:14,689 --> 00:36:17,125 What on earth are you doing wearing my shoes? 536 00:36:17,158 --> 00:36:18,860 Don't get them all stretched out. 537 00:36:18,894 --> 00:36:22,964 I want to wear them to the varmas' party, which we all are going to, by the way. 538 00:36:23,865 --> 00:36:27,001 And I'm telling you, Alia, I don't want any attitude from you. 539 00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:31,471 I don't want you to fight with jiya, no smart comments, no rolling your eyes, 540 00:36:31,505 --> 00:36:33,975 not a word, nothing. 541 00:36:34,008 --> 00:36:36,610 And I think you should wear your new blue anarkali, 542 00:36:36,643 --> 00:36:37,912 so make sure it's ironed. 543 00:36:39,747 --> 00:36:40,748 Did you hear me? 544 00:36:41,648 --> 00:36:42,851 Yeah. 545 00:36:42,884 --> 00:36:43,884 Good. 546 00:36:44,518 --> 00:36:45,687 Now put the shoes back. 547 00:37:37,638 --> 00:37:39,073 Hello, Alia beti! 548 00:37:39,107 --> 00:37:40,141 Oh, for fuck's sake. 549 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,142 Hi, aunty! 550 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,044 Picking something up for your mother? 551 00:37:43,078 --> 00:37:46,681 No. No, actually I'm picking something up for myself. 552 00:37:48,249 --> 00:37:52,987 Hello, good sir! Can you help me find some tomatoes? 553 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:57,491 I'm looking for some firm, ripe, juicy ones. 554 00:37:57,524 --> 00:37:58,793 My pleasure, ma'am. 555 00:37:58,826 --> 00:37:59,928 On second thought, wow! 556 00:38:00,895 --> 00:38:03,597 That is some gigantic cucumber! 557 00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:04,666 I'll take five. 558 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:12,807 Isn't this insane? 559 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,778 I mean, what the hell is this? 560 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:19,613 - Have you seen this picture before? - Never. 561 00:38:19,646 --> 00:38:20,882 I know my parents were big 562 00:38:20,915 --> 00:38:23,151 into protests and stuff in college, but no. 563 00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:27,922 Do you think your mom will talk to me? 564 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:30,925 Probably. 565 00:38:30,959 --> 00:38:33,161 I mean, my mom is way cooler than your mom. 566 00:38:33,194 --> 00:38:34,896 So true. Can we trade? 567 00:38:37,098 --> 00:38:40,134 Does your son still go to that community college? 568 00:38:40,168 --> 00:38:42,870 Our housekeeper's son was thinking of going there. 569 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,739 She's also from east river. 570 00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:50,178 Varun has already finished his two years there, with top grades. 571 00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:54,749 He's actually starting at ucla this fall. Isn't that where your son also goes? 572 00:38:55,149 --> 00:38:57,986 Usc. Pre-med. 573 00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:01,889 $38.49. 574 00:39:14,669 --> 00:39:20,574 You know, I may not have the latest saris or the newest French perfume, 575 00:39:20,607 --> 00:39:22,777 but my family works really hard, 576 00:39:23,577 --> 00:39:26,280 and we don't allow anyone to make us feel ashamed of that. 577 00:39:27,215 --> 00:39:28,983 Of course, dear. 578 00:39:29,817 --> 00:39:33,121 Hard work always pays off. 579 00:39:33,154 --> 00:39:36,290 For some, sooner than others. 580 00:39:36,324 --> 00:39:38,292 What can you do? 581 00:39:42,163 --> 00:39:43,731 Ta-ta, beti. 582 00:39:43,765 --> 00:39:44,765 Ta-ta. 583 00:39:49,237 --> 00:39:50,238 Can you take over? 584 00:39:56,744 --> 00:39:57,879 That sucked. 585 00:39:58,312 --> 00:39:59,313 Yeah. 586 00:40:02,616 --> 00:40:05,552 Uh, dude, you know I'm not actually buying any of that, right? 587 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,337 Hundreds of women have been demonstrating 588 00:40:13,361 --> 00:40:16,664 in the Indian capital in memory of the victim of a brutal attack. 589 00:40:16,698 --> 00:40:19,801 The march was one of several protests that have taken place in New Delhi. 590 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:22,170 This man hasn't even lost his membership. 591 00:40:22,203 --> 00:40:24,806 He's still an honorable member of parliament. 592 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,808 I am ashamed to be a part of this system. 593 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:20,294 Ashok swung his nine-iron like tendulkar 594 00:41:20,328 --> 00:41:23,331 and the damn thing went flying. 595 00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:24,732 It was hilarious. 596 00:41:24,765 --> 00:41:26,701 How many rotis do you want? One or two? 597 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,102 And he got so angry, 598 00:41:28,136 --> 00:41:30,838 he jumped in the golf cart and drove away. 599 00:41:30,872 --> 00:41:32,173 Jiya's dentist called. 600 00:41:32,206 --> 00:41:33,875 He thinks she might need braces. 601 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,376 Damn near killed a caddy. 602 00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:44,685 Did you even hear what I said? 603 00:41:49,490 --> 00:41:50,791 Braces. 604 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,427 Yes. 605 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,897 I heard you. 606 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,302 The varmas' party is coming up. 607 00:42:01,335 --> 00:42:02,436 God. 608 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:07,108 We'll have to hear all about their great fancy trip to Luxembourg. 609 00:42:07,141 --> 00:42:10,111 As if none of us have gone to Luxembourg before. 610 00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:13,714 Everyone knows they're boring. 611 00:42:14,482 --> 00:42:16,984 So what? Shall we not go? 612 00:42:17,018 --> 00:42:20,721 Of course we'll go. How can we not go? 613 00:42:21,222 --> 00:42:24,125 People will think something is wrong if we don't go. 614 00:42:24,158 --> 00:42:26,160 They'll think something is wrong. 615 00:42:26,194 --> 00:42:27,261 Yeah. 616 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:30,965 We'll go. No problem. 617 00:42:30,998 --> 00:42:32,400 Business as usual. 618 00:42:39,907 --> 00:42:41,242 My surgery patient. 619 00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:44,078 I have to run. 620 00:42:44,512 --> 00:42:45,780 See you in a bit. 621 00:43:55,082 --> 00:43:57,518 - Subtle. - My parents redecorated. 622 00:43:58,152 --> 00:43:59,820 So, do Indians live here, or...? 623 00:44:01,589 --> 00:44:04,892 So, where is your other half tonight? 624 00:44:04,925 --> 00:44:08,029 When should I start my wedding shopping, eh? 625 00:44:09,330 --> 00:44:10,564 You're sweet. 626 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,015 Lata, we need some more tikkis. 627 00:44:28,049 --> 00:44:30,384 And go tell the cooks to hurry up with the dinner! 628 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:31,419 Everyone is starving. 629 00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:34,522 Uncle, can you tell me where the kitchen is? 630 00:44:34,555 --> 00:44:38,092 Kya, beta? The kitchen? It's right over here. 631 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:40,027 I was just making sure you knew. 632 00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:42,830 Oh. 633 00:44:43,364 --> 00:44:45,299 I'll get the tikkis. 634 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:46,867 I want samosa. 635 00:45:01,415 --> 00:45:04,318 Ranjit has never been able to keep it in his pants. 636 00:45:04,352 --> 00:45:05,386 Typical. 637 00:45:05,419 --> 00:45:08,389 What about uma? So disgraceful. 638 00:45:08,422 --> 00:45:09,924 So disgusting. 639 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,259 What kind of a woman behaves this way? 640 00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:15,563 Well, looks like Alia is following in her father's footsteps. 641 00:45:15,596 --> 00:45:18,099 Have you seen her carrying on with all these boys? 642 00:45:19,367 --> 00:45:23,304 Poor Sheila. She must know that everybody knows about this. 643 00:45:23,337 --> 00:45:24,905 Poor Sheila. 644 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,040 Poor Sheila. 645 00:45:30,044 --> 00:45:33,280 Your kid got caught having a three-way in the school gym. 646 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:37,118 Yours failed his physics final and cried in front of the entire class. 647 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,121 Yours... is actually just a pothead. 648 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,555 We all think she's pretty cool. 649 00:45:48,028 --> 00:45:49,530 - Hey, girl. - I need to talk to you. 650 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,102 What's going on? Are you okay? 651 00:45:55,136 --> 00:45:56,470 Why the hell did you tell? 652 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,673 What? I didn't say anything. 653 00:45:58,707 --> 00:46:00,608 Why is the whole party talking about it? 654 00:46:00,641 --> 00:46:03,310 I don't know. Maybe someone else told. 655 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:06,247 Well, you're the only person that I told. And rahul won't talk about it. 656 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,916 So, someone else? 657 00:46:11,986 --> 00:46:14,054 Varun? I mean, he doesn't even know these people. 658 00:46:14,088 --> 00:46:17,358 What if he told his mom, and she said something? 659 00:46:17,391 --> 00:46:19,126 Everyone goes to their store. 660 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,334 I'm sorry. 661 00:46:28,269 --> 00:46:31,338 This stuff blows over. You know that. 662 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:34,575 My parents are planning this stupid anniversary party. 663 00:46:34,608 --> 00:46:36,010 To honor their marriage. 664 00:46:36,044 --> 00:46:38,979 People will find something new to gossip about by then. 665 00:46:39,781 --> 00:46:43,284 You know the 24-hour Ruby hill news cycle. 666 00:46:43,317 --> 00:46:46,086 Don't worry. Nothing's going to change. 667 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,555 That's the problem! 668 00:46:48,322 --> 00:46:49,423 Look at this. 669 00:46:50,759 --> 00:46:52,293 What is this? 670 00:46:52,326 --> 00:46:55,129 - It's a picture of my mom. - What? No way. 671 00:46:55,629 --> 00:46:58,032 Why do you have a picture of angry Indian marines? 672 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,034 That's Sheila aunty, moron. 673 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,101 What? 674 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:03,537 - No way. - Exactly. 675 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:06,273 Why would this woman spend all of the goddamn time 676 00:47:06,307 --> 00:47:09,577 cleaning stains out of the rug and reading gossip magazines? 677 00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:12,179 Why would this woman let her husband cheat on her? 678 00:47:12,213 --> 00:47:13,380 What, now neha knows? 679 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:15,616 Your parents are full of surprises. 680 00:47:15,649 --> 00:47:17,151 Our parents are full of shit. 681 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:18,753 I gotta get out of here. 682 00:47:20,221 --> 00:47:21,388 Where are you going? 683 00:47:22,289 --> 00:47:24,258 - Are you going to walk? - No. 684 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:25,292 Run. 685 00:47:26,193 --> 00:47:27,662 Do you need a ride or something? 686 00:47:27,696 --> 00:47:29,630 I'm good! All good! 687 00:47:54,856 --> 00:47:56,290 What are you doing here? 688 00:47:58,225 --> 00:47:59,226 Is everything okay? 689 00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:02,129 Yeah. I just... I need to ask your mom something. 690 00:48:03,364 --> 00:48:06,133 Um, she is known to answer the front door on occasion. 691 00:48:07,234 --> 00:48:09,169 Jesus. Did you walk here? 692 00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:16,110 Hey. 693 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:19,714 Did you tell anyone about my dad and rahul's mom? 694 00:48:19,748 --> 00:48:22,082 Of course not. Who would I even tell? 695 00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:23,317 Your mom? 696 00:48:23,351 --> 00:48:26,821 And then maybe she told because my mom was so cold to her? 697 00:48:26,855 --> 00:48:28,389 I didn't tell my mom, 698 00:48:28,422 --> 00:48:31,492 and either way, she would never do something like that. 699 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,228 Come on. 700 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:43,103 Alia? 701 00:48:43,604 --> 00:48:44,873 What are you doing here? 702 00:48:44,906 --> 00:48:46,373 Did you ring the doorbell? 703 00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:47,687 No, I came in through the window. 704 00:48:48,567 --> 00:48:52,212 Aunty, can you tell me about the society for women's equality? 705 00:49:04,759 --> 00:49:06,828 Beta, why don't you make us some chai? 706 00:49:13,567 --> 00:49:17,504 So, what was this? Like a feminist club or something? 707 00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,206 Or something. 708 00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,759 She actually came to protests with you? 709 00:49:21,442 --> 00:49:22,476 Came with us? 710 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:25,145 No. Your mother organized them. 711 00:49:26,614 --> 00:49:27,615 What? 712 00:49:27,649 --> 00:49:31,151 To put it mildly, Delhi wasn't a good place for women back then. 713 00:49:31,853 --> 00:49:33,320 Still isn't. 714 00:49:34,254 --> 00:49:35,356 We never felt safe. 715 00:49:36,256 --> 00:49:39,226 And we decided we had to do something 716 00:49:39,259 --> 00:49:42,664 to get organized and fight back. 717 00:49:43,732 --> 00:49:47,568 So, we started the society, and Sheila was our president. 718 00:49:47,601 --> 00:49:49,771 - That's kind of a big deal. - Yeah. 719 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,775 Imagine your mother, if you can, 720 00:49:53,808 --> 00:49:56,778 back then, young and angry. 721 00:49:59,814 --> 00:50:03,584 So... what's with this shaved-head photo? 722 00:50:04,986 --> 00:50:06,688 People were spreading vicious lies, 723 00:50:08,322 --> 00:50:10,157 attacking our characters. 724 00:50:11,325 --> 00:50:14,261 We were out there, fighting as equals, 725 00:50:14,294 --> 00:50:16,898 but the police only saw us as weak women, 726 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,366 easily intimidated. 727 00:50:18,898 --> 00:50:22,536 They told us we'd never find husbands if we kept it up. 728 00:50:22,569 --> 00:50:24,973 So Sheila got this idea 729 00:50:25,006 --> 00:50:27,274 as a way to fight against the patriarchy. 730 00:50:27,307 --> 00:50:29,543 It was our way of showing them 731 00:50:29,576 --> 00:50:32,413 that we were committed to fighting for what was right. 732 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,682 Husbands be damned. 733 00:50:35,784 --> 00:50:37,686 Your mother was incredibly brave. 734 00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:40,789 She seemed unstoppable. 735 00:50:42,322 --> 00:50:43,658 But then she stopped. 736 00:50:48,529 --> 00:50:50,330 There was a woman, rupa, 737 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,267 who had been brutally attacked 738 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,536 by a high-up government official. 739 00:50:55,569 --> 00:50:58,673 And he claimed she was lying to blackmail him. 740 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,810 So they put her in jail instead of him. 741 00:51:02,877 --> 00:51:04,746 It was an outrage. 742 00:51:04,779 --> 00:51:06,981 We protested, did sit-ins at the jail, 743 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:10,617 but it didn't matter. They wouldn't let her out. 744 00:51:10,652 --> 00:51:12,619 So we decided to break her out. 745 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:16,457 That night, 746 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,393 Sheila led the group to rupa's cell, 747 00:51:19,426 --> 00:51:22,864 but the police were waiting. Sheila was arrested. 748 00:51:22,897 --> 00:51:24,999 And then they threw her in jail too. 749 00:51:25,033 --> 00:51:27,669 I think she spent four, five nights in there 750 00:51:27,702 --> 00:51:28,937 before her uncle arrived. 751 00:51:28,970 --> 00:51:30,939 It was a very serious situation. 752 00:51:30,972 --> 00:51:33,675 They were going to file charges against her 753 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:34,709 and put her on trial. 754 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:36,443 And then... 755 00:51:37,478 --> 00:51:38,713 Suddenly, she was gone. 756 00:51:39,814 --> 00:51:42,016 There were all sorts of rumors flying about, 757 00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:44,018 but no one really knew what had happened. 758 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,521 And that was the last we had heard of her. 759 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,861 So imagine my surprise 760 00:51:52,894 --> 00:51:55,663 when we came to your house 761 00:51:55,697 --> 00:51:58,465 and I saw her in that fancy sari and jewels, 762 00:51:58,499 --> 00:52:00,300 handing out paneer tikka 763 00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:02,469 as if she had never marched a day in her life. 764 00:52:09,010 --> 00:52:10,277 Are you okay, beta? 765 00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:16,583 Yeah. It's just a lot to take in. 766 00:52:17,484 --> 00:52:18,485 Look, 767 00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:23,858 Ruby hill isn't exactly a hotbed of liberal activism. 768 00:52:26,426 --> 00:52:28,529 Maybe it was just easier for your mother 769 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:29,964 to compromise a little bit. 770 00:52:34,535 --> 00:52:36,070 You don't know the half of it. 771 00:53:00,627 --> 00:53:01,963 Here. Neha found this. 772 00:53:06,633 --> 00:53:09,971 What on earth were you thinking, running away from the party like that? 773 00:53:10,004 --> 00:53:11,371 And where have you been? 774 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,074 I was with bhairavi aunty. 775 00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:15,710 Talking about you. 776 00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:21,883 Come inside. It's getting late. 777 00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:23,885 Did you shave your head in college 778 00:53:23,918 --> 00:53:26,420 because you were standing up for women's rights? 779 00:53:28,823 --> 00:53:29,858 Yes. 780 00:53:29,892 --> 00:53:32,760 Did you go to jail because you were helping a woman escape? 781 00:53:33,728 --> 00:53:34,762 Yes. 782 00:53:34,796 --> 00:53:37,531 Do you know what the word "patriarchy" means? 783 00:53:40,534 --> 00:53:41,936 And you kept it a secret? 784 00:53:43,671 --> 00:53:44,739 Why? 785 00:53:46,941 --> 00:53:49,077 Why? Why would you hide it from me? 786 00:53:49,110 --> 00:53:51,679 Why would you act like it's something embarrassing? 787 00:53:51,713 --> 00:53:54,514 Because I am embarrassed, Alia! 788 00:54:01,923 --> 00:54:04,424 It's not who I am anymore. 789 00:54:06,094 --> 00:54:08,663 It was too hard to keep on fighting. 790 00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:13,735 Look, 791 00:54:15,569 --> 00:54:17,705 back then, my life was complicated. 792 00:54:21,209 --> 00:54:26,413 I want your life to be simple, easy. 793 00:54:27,949 --> 00:54:29,549 That's what I want for you. 794 00:54:31,753 --> 00:54:33,054 But that's not what I want. 795 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,492 You do these things when you're young, 796 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,862 and stupid, and reckless. 797 00:54:42,730 --> 00:54:44,464 And then you get tired. 798 00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,534 And then you grow up. 799 00:54:49,837 --> 00:54:51,105 Grow up, Alia. 800 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,001 Mom, I can't find my ghungroos! 801 00:55:53,034 --> 00:55:55,269 Mom! Saahil just broke my chair! 802 00:55:55,303 --> 00:55:57,171 I'm bleeding so much! 803 00:55:57,205 --> 00:55:58,638 I'm coming. 804 00:56:07,348 --> 00:56:08,615 Hey, girl! 805 00:56:08,648 --> 00:56:10,818 I love your... sneakers! 806 00:56:14,122 --> 00:56:15,123 You know what? 807 00:56:15,157 --> 00:56:17,959 You've never liked me, and I've never liked you. 808 00:56:18,622 --> 00:56:21,763 So why don't we stop bullshitting and just say what we really mean. 809 00:56:23,364 --> 00:56:25,333 Okay, I'll go first. Um... 810 00:56:25,366 --> 00:56:27,902 You two are the most boring, petty 811 00:56:27,935 --> 00:56:30,171 and, frankly, interchangeable girls I've ever met. 812 00:56:31,739 --> 00:56:34,742 I've known you my whole life, and I still can't tell you apart. 813 00:56:35,376 --> 00:56:38,046 Well, you're a bitch! 814 00:56:38,079 --> 00:56:40,715 Yeah, you're, like, a total slut! 815 00:56:41,949 --> 00:56:43,117 Feels good, doesn't it? 816 00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:51,926 Sheila, do we have any beer? 817 00:56:51,959 --> 00:56:53,194 I don't know, ranjit. 818 00:56:53,227 --> 00:56:55,129 Why don't you take a look, hmm? 819 00:56:55,163 --> 00:56:58,032 - Arey, you're right there, na, baba. - I'm busy! 820 00:56:58,066 --> 00:57:00,068 Fine, fine. 821 00:57:01,002 --> 00:57:03,137 No problem. I can get my own beer, you know. 822 00:57:03,171 --> 00:57:04,372 I do know. 823 00:57:04,405 --> 00:57:06,674 What's with this sudden attitude? 824 00:57:06,707 --> 00:57:07,975 No attitude. 825 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,080 And it's not sudden. 826 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,126 Sheila? 827 00:57:25,827 --> 00:57:26,961 Hmm? 828 00:57:29,063 --> 00:57:30,131 What is this? 829 00:57:32,433 --> 00:57:34,936 Where did this come from? 830 00:57:36,804 --> 00:57:37,872 Alia. 831 00:57:38,239 --> 00:57:40,041 She must have found it in my things. 832 00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:45,880 You kept it all this time? 833 00:57:47,014 --> 00:57:48,015 Why? 834 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:50,751 Did you tell her anything? 835 00:57:51,452 --> 00:57:52,653 No. 836 00:57:54,055 --> 00:57:55,723 She found out on her own. 837 00:57:56,691 --> 00:57:58,226 - How? - Bhairavi. 838 00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:05,900 Ah... 839 00:58:06,834 --> 00:58:08,002 Do you still want this? 840 00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:44,338 "All Indian, all spice, baby!" 841 00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:49,177 Hi, ladies. Just these? 842 00:58:49,210 --> 00:58:51,245 Hi, varun. Yeah. Gotta hydrate. 843 00:58:51,279 --> 00:58:52,279 Yeah. 844 00:59:00,488 --> 00:59:01,856 You're all set. 845 00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:05,126 Oh, could you open these for us? 846 00:59:07,128 --> 00:59:08,329 Sure. 847 00:59:09,430 --> 00:59:11,399 They're so going to get married. 848 00:59:11,432 --> 00:59:14,335 Kind of a shame, though. Rahul could do so much better. 849 00:59:14,368 --> 00:59:16,404 Rich, handsome, and going to be a doctor. 850 00:59:16,437 --> 00:59:18,906 No wonder Alia's not letting him get away. 851 00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:21,776 I'll bet his dad will get him an elephant for the wedding, 852 00:59:21,809 --> 00:59:23,444 just like vikram's, remember? 853 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:26,013 No, I heard his dad knows some tiger guy in India, 854 00:59:26,047 --> 00:59:27,815 and that's what he's gonna ride on. 855 00:59:27,848 --> 00:59:28,816 Can you imagine, 856 00:59:28,850 --> 00:59:31,285 rahul riding into the baraat on a tiger? 857 00:59:31,319 --> 00:59:32,353 So hot! 858 00:59:32,386 --> 00:59:33,921 You can't ride a tiger! 859 00:59:34,355 --> 00:59:36,224 Maybe you can't. 860 01:00:18,232 --> 01:00:20,368 Ah, I'm so glad you live on the first floor. 861 01:00:30,945 --> 01:00:32,179 I missed you. 862 01:00:33,514 --> 01:00:34,982 You're such a hypocrite. 863 01:00:35,016 --> 01:00:35,983 What? 864 01:00:36,017 --> 01:00:38,953 You act like you're not part of the same bullshit, 865 01:00:38,986 --> 01:00:41,188 that somehow because you roll your eyes at it, 866 01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:42,866 you're not just the same as everyone else here. 867 01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:44,925 What the hell are you talking about? 868 01:00:44,959 --> 01:00:47,828 Everywhere I go in Ruby hill, people have something to say. 869 01:00:47,862 --> 01:00:51,365 People are talking shit about my family, or community college, or whatever! 870 01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:54,035 And you're just as superficial as everyone else here. 871 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:55,836 I'm not superficial! 872 01:00:56,404 --> 01:00:59,940 I watch documentaries, and I go to spoken word, 873 01:00:59,974 --> 01:01:00,974 and I... 874 01:01:02,009 --> 01:01:04,578 Wear organic chapstick! 875 01:01:04,612 --> 01:01:05,980 I'm nothing like these people! 876 01:01:06,014 --> 01:01:08,983 No, no, no. You're exactly like these people! 877 01:01:09,016 --> 01:01:13,187 And I'll bet your organic chapstick costs, like, $12, 878 01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:15,890 but no worries, you're probably still on your dad's credit card! 879 01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:18,526 - I have my own credit card. - Yeah, well, who pays the bill? 880 01:01:21,128 --> 01:01:24,332 They want me to focus on school and not have to worry about money. 881 01:01:24,365 --> 01:01:25,399 How nice for you. 882 01:01:26,243 --> 01:01:29,036 How nice for all of you to not have to worry about money. 883 01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:31,939 I mean, do you think I didn't notice 884 01:01:31,972 --> 01:01:34,542 everyone laughing at my parents that night at your party? 885 01:01:34,575 --> 01:01:36,143 Why... why did you even invite us? 886 01:01:38,913 --> 01:01:40,548 Because I wanted to get to know you. 887 01:01:40,582 --> 01:01:44,085 What for? You already have your groom-to-be waiting in the wings. 888 01:01:45,286 --> 01:01:46,287 Excuse me? 889 01:01:46,321 --> 01:01:48,923 It just seems like I'm your easy Miller park hookup, 890 01:01:48,957 --> 01:01:50,858 and rahul's the one you're gonna end up with. 891 01:01:51,652 --> 01:01:54,895 Everyone seems to think you two should just rent a big fancy hall, 892 01:01:54,929 --> 01:01:56,297 and a big fancy elephant, 893 01:01:56,330 --> 01:01:58,667 or bengal tiger or whatever, and get married. 894 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:02,069 I mean, reema and roma said you and rahul are basically engaged. 895 01:02:02,103 --> 01:02:03,270 Varun! 896 01:02:03,938 --> 01:02:06,374 Reema and roma? 897 01:02:06,407 --> 01:02:09,510 Are you seriously gonna believe two gossiping girls 898 01:02:09,543 --> 01:02:11,445 before even checking with me? 899 01:02:12,012 --> 01:02:14,382 Man, I thought the aunties were bad. 900 01:02:14,415 --> 01:02:15,950 Are you calling me an aunty? 901 01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:17,263 I'm calling you a goddamn aunty! 902 01:02:30,231 --> 01:02:34,602 - Is there something you want to say? - No. Is there something you want to say? 903 01:02:34,635 --> 01:02:35,635 Nope. 904 01:02:37,605 --> 01:02:38,973 So, um... 905 01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:41,575 I guess that's it. 906 01:02:42,977 --> 01:02:44,011 Fine. 907 01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:47,014 Well, thanks for the mango juice, and the sex, 908 01:02:47,047 --> 01:02:48,683 and the history lesson about my mom. 909 01:02:48,717 --> 01:02:50,050 Oh, you're welcome. 910 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:15,476 Quit splashing me, you turd! 911 01:03:15,509 --> 01:03:16,711 You're the turd! 912 01:03:16,745 --> 01:03:19,681 Wow, I didn't know a turd could wear makeup. 913 01:03:19,714 --> 01:03:21,182 Stop splashing me. 914 01:03:22,082 --> 01:03:24,185 Out of the pool, kids. Chop, chop. 915 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,188 Alia? 916 01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:32,326 People will talk if you don't come. 917 01:03:33,494 --> 01:03:35,162 People will talk either way. 918 01:03:35,196 --> 01:03:36,230 What's going on? 919 01:03:36,263 --> 01:03:37,231 I'm not going. 920 01:03:37,265 --> 01:03:40,100 Oh, baba, enough with this nonsense. 921 01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:43,103 The party's at rahul's house tonight, right? 922 01:03:43,137 --> 01:03:45,639 Do you really want me to go? Because I can. 923 01:04:36,423 --> 01:04:38,760 Pretty gutsy to ditch your own party. 924 01:04:38,793 --> 01:04:42,263 - Your parents are going to freak. - I don't give a shit. 925 01:04:47,802 --> 01:04:48,803 I just... 926 01:04:49,570 --> 01:04:51,105 I couldn't handle it tonight. 927 01:04:52,172 --> 01:04:53,507 Especially without you there. 928 01:04:54,408 --> 01:04:55,688 People still whispering about it? 929 01:04:56,210 --> 01:04:57,746 - Yeah. - Are you okay? 930 01:05:04,218 --> 01:05:05,219 No. 931 01:05:06,688 --> 01:05:07,822 What? 932 01:05:16,397 --> 01:05:19,466 Are you and varun getting serious or something? 933 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,202 I don't know. I mean... 934 01:05:26,273 --> 01:05:27,508 That's not it. 935 01:05:29,577 --> 01:05:30,679 This is too easy. 936 01:05:30,712 --> 01:05:31,846 I mean... 937 01:05:32,814 --> 01:05:34,716 Our lives are too easy. 938 01:05:34,749 --> 01:05:37,752 We can't do this just because it's the easy thing to do. 939 01:05:37,786 --> 01:05:40,621 I don't wanna make the same mistakes my parents did 940 01:05:40,655 --> 01:05:44,158 and end up in this bullshit world of lies like they did! 941 01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:45,626 I don't want to live in a house 942 01:05:45,660 --> 01:05:47,161 full of fake Swedish books! 943 01:05:47,194 --> 01:05:49,664 Wait, what? They're fake? 944 01:05:56,871 --> 01:05:58,807 Huh. 945 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,174 Who knew? 946 01:06:01,113 --> 01:06:03,878 What if we are who we are, and then everything changes, 947 01:06:03,912 --> 01:06:05,880 and we don't recognize ourselves anymore? 948 01:06:11,185 --> 01:06:12,252 Look... 949 01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:16,357 People change when they get older. 950 01:06:17,324 --> 01:06:20,194 It's not always a tragic thing, is it? 951 01:06:20,227 --> 01:06:23,665 I mean, my dad used to be an army medic, 952 01:06:23,698 --> 01:06:26,835 and now he's building a koi pond in our backyard. 953 01:06:26,868 --> 01:06:28,502 And you don't think that's tragic? 954 01:06:28,535 --> 01:06:30,437 Just forget all that stuff for a second. 955 01:06:30,471 --> 01:06:34,208 I am sick of people telling me to forget about stuff! 956 01:06:34,241 --> 01:06:36,176 Stop telling me to forget about stuff! 957 01:06:36,210 --> 01:06:37,679 Fine! Jesus! 958 01:06:47,454 --> 01:06:48,455 So, we cool? 959 01:06:48,923 --> 01:06:51,225 I'm cool. Are you cool? 960 01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,292 Super cool. 961 01:06:52,326 --> 01:06:53,895 - So, fine. We're cool. - Cool. 962 01:06:56,230 --> 01:06:58,432 Divya said that they moved out last week 963 01:06:58,465 --> 01:07:01,535 and now asha's in some two-room nothing in Miller. 964 01:07:01,568 --> 01:07:03,738 Can you imagine? 965 01:07:03,772 --> 01:07:05,339 Terrible schools in that area. 966 01:07:05,372 --> 01:07:07,842 Her kids will never get into a good college. 967 01:07:13,815 --> 01:07:15,416 It's a hard situation. 968 01:07:16,316 --> 01:07:17,652 I feel for the family. 969 01:07:17,686 --> 01:07:18,787 Of course. 970 01:07:19,821 --> 01:07:21,588 - Of course. - We all do! 971 01:07:22,289 --> 01:07:25,225 It is terrible. Such a shame. 972 01:07:28,629 --> 01:07:33,634 So, Sheila, I ran into Alia the other day at India sweets. 973 01:07:33,668 --> 01:07:35,937 She was talking to that boy, varun. 974 01:07:37,337 --> 01:07:38,907 Probably about school. 975 01:07:39,674 --> 01:07:40,942 Probably. 976 01:07:40,975 --> 01:07:42,911 You know, that bhairavi 977 01:07:42,944 --> 01:07:45,714 has gotten downright unfriendly. 978 01:07:45,747 --> 01:07:47,682 I do miss the guptas. 979 01:07:47,716 --> 01:07:49,383 They were always so... 980 01:07:49,951 --> 01:07:53,287 Oh, I don't know. Quiet. 981 01:07:55,456 --> 01:07:56,590 Excuse me. 982 01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:58,893 Can I get a separate check, please? 983 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,942 Motherfu... what the hell, mom! 984 01:08:13,975 --> 01:08:15,476 I'm going to the Indian store. 985 01:08:16,945 --> 01:08:18,980 - Okay? - Come on. Hop in. 986 01:08:19,013 --> 01:08:20,849 But I'm all sweaty and gross, and... 987 01:08:20,882 --> 01:08:23,350 Just get in. Come on. 988 01:08:34,929 --> 01:08:37,264 Oh! Sorry. 989 01:08:38,066 --> 01:08:39,801 Are we here to buy more biscuits? 990 01:08:48,609 --> 01:08:49,677 Hello, Alia. 991 01:08:50,644 --> 01:08:52,312 - Sheila. - Hi, aunty. 992 01:08:52,613 --> 01:08:53,647 Hi, bhairu. 993 01:08:57,685 --> 01:08:59,854 Uh, we'll take a pound of laddoos. 994 01:09:01,823 --> 01:09:02,857 Sure. 995 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:07,594 You used to make them for our meetings. 996 01:09:09,463 --> 01:09:10,531 You remember. 997 01:09:12,366 --> 01:09:13,567 I remember. 998 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,436 Yes! Yes! You guys had meetings! 999 01:09:17,939 --> 01:09:21,608 Uh, bhairu, do you have a place we can talk? 1000 01:09:23,745 --> 01:09:24,746 Come. 1001 01:09:30,051 --> 01:09:32,319 The last time we saw each other 1002 01:09:33,121 --> 01:09:34,989 was at the jailhouse that night. 1003 01:09:37,424 --> 01:09:38,660 Morning, Sheila. 1004 01:09:38,693 --> 01:09:39,693 Get up. 1005 01:09:44,098 --> 01:09:45,667 After my uncle came, 1006 01:09:46,968 --> 01:09:48,803 everything happened so quickly. 1007 01:09:49,804 --> 01:09:53,007 He didn't let me pack or say goodbye. 1008 01:10:09,691 --> 01:10:12,593 We went straight home to rampur. 1009 01:10:31,612 --> 01:10:35,717 My mother had had a heart attack, and they all blamed me for it. 1010 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:38,585 The terrible rumors about me had reached them. 1011 01:10:39,553 --> 01:10:41,823 I tried to tell them that it was all lies... 1012 01:10:42,991 --> 01:10:46,560 and what I was actually fighting for, but they didn't believe me. 1013 01:10:46,593 --> 01:10:47,862 They didn't care. 1014 01:10:48,684 --> 01:10:51,666 All that mattered was that I had disgraced them. 1015 01:10:52,767 --> 01:10:55,870 I knew that if my mom didn't survive, 1016 01:10:55,904 --> 01:10:57,537 it would be on my head. 1017 01:10:59,506 --> 01:11:02,010 And then they showed me a young man 1018 01:11:03,044 --> 01:11:04,913 who wanted to go to america. 1019 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,982 Who needed money and papers. 1020 01:11:09,650 --> 01:11:13,620 And my family wanted me as far away from them as possible. 1021 01:11:17,692 --> 01:11:19,559 That's how I married ranjit. 1022 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:39,880 That was that. 1023 01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:46,120 Before I knew it, we were on the plane to New Jersey. 1024 01:11:49,123 --> 01:11:52,592 Ranjit was on his way to becoming a doctor, 1025 01:11:52,626 --> 01:11:55,730 and I became what everyone wanted me to be: 1026 01:11:55,763 --> 01:11:57,665 A wife, a mother, 1027 01:11:58,766 --> 01:11:59,867 quiet. 1028 01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:03,603 I thought about you so much, bhairu, 1029 01:12:03,637 --> 01:12:05,605 and all our friends. 1030 01:12:05,639 --> 01:12:07,607 But I couldn't bring myself to call you. 1031 01:12:10,945 --> 01:12:13,881 My life was already so different. 1032 01:12:13,915 --> 01:12:16,985 I had compromised so much. 1033 01:12:20,955 --> 01:12:22,857 I had to start again. 1034 01:12:27,228 --> 01:12:30,865 It feels like another lifetime. 1035 01:12:34,869 --> 01:12:36,671 It wasn't so long ago. 1036 01:12:40,041 --> 01:12:41,275 I had no idea. 1037 01:12:41,843 --> 01:12:43,111 How could you, beta? 1038 01:12:44,245 --> 01:12:45,279 No one did. 1039 01:12:51,986 --> 01:12:53,221 We should head back. 1040 01:12:54,722 --> 01:12:55,957 Bhairu, 1041 01:12:57,258 --> 01:12:59,227 it'll mean a lot to me 1042 01:12:59,260 --> 01:13:01,829 if you came to our party on Saturday night. 1043 01:13:03,364 --> 01:13:05,867 I will be there. 1044 01:13:43,137 --> 01:13:46,707 So, I'll go to the hospital first and then I might go for a golf game. 1045 01:13:46,741 --> 01:13:48,976 Is it really golf you're going to? 1046 01:13:50,745 --> 01:13:52,280 Yes, of course. What do you mean? 1047 01:13:52,313 --> 01:13:54,048 Her blouse was inside out. 1048 01:13:55,349 --> 01:13:58,052 Did you really think that no one noticed it? 1049 01:13:58,086 --> 01:14:01,089 And that you'd be so arrogant to do it in a party, 1050 01:14:02,023 --> 01:14:03,691 in our own home! 1051 01:14:03,724 --> 01:14:06,060 It was a mistake, Sheila. Just let it go. 1052 01:14:06,094 --> 01:14:09,629 I didn't agree to be made a fool of, ranjit. 1053 01:14:09,664 --> 01:14:12,632 I didn't agree for you to be having affairs all over town! 1054 01:14:12,667 --> 01:14:13,701 I deserve respect. 1055 01:14:14,435 --> 01:14:16,204 This has to stop, or else... 1056 01:14:16,237 --> 01:14:17,604 Or else, what, Sheila? 1057 01:14:19,107 --> 01:14:20,640 You want a divorce? 1058 01:14:21,409 --> 01:14:23,978 You think people talk now, just wait. 1059 01:14:24,011 --> 01:14:26,948 They'll say, "oh, my goodness, Sheila didn't have any problem" 1060 01:14:26,981 --> 01:14:29,183 "shopping at neiman Marcus all these years," 1061 01:14:29,217 --> 01:14:31,853 "driving her fancy cars all these years." 1062 01:14:31,886 --> 01:14:35,323 You... have known all along... 1063 01:14:37,825 --> 01:14:41,395 So why suddenly put everything we have worked so hard for at risk? 1064 01:14:41,963 --> 01:14:43,998 We both knew what this was from the beginning. 1065 01:14:44,699 --> 01:14:47,368 I had... no illusions about it. 1066 01:14:50,705 --> 01:14:54,375 You have put yourself above your family once, Sheila, 1067 01:14:54,408 --> 01:14:56,310 and you saw what happened. 1068 01:14:57,378 --> 01:14:59,646 Don't make the same mistake again. 1069 01:15:14,328 --> 01:15:16,364 What do we really mean to each other, ranjit, 1070 01:15:16,397 --> 01:15:18,332 after all these years? 1071 01:15:31,379 --> 01:15:33,347 You are a good wife. 1072 01:15:34,849 --> 01:15:36,350 You are a good mother. 1073 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,322 And we have a good life. 1074 01:15:44,158 --> 01:15:46,727 Let's keep our family together, Sheila. 1075 01:15:53,334 --> 01:15:54,468 Hmm? 1076 01:16:04,312 --> 01:16:06,881 Now, I have a golf game on Saturday, 1077 01:16:06,914 --> 01:16:08,749 and I need to make sure I keep up. 1078 01:16:08,783 --> 01:16:11,185 So, I'll see you in a few hours. 1079 01:16:17,525 --> 01:16:20,061 Our anniversary is on Saturday. 1080 01:16:26,534 --> 01:16:28,836 Yeah, of course it is. 1081 01:16:31,572 --> 01:16:35,943 We'll be hosting the dinner and we'll celebrate. Right? 1082 01:16:35,977 --> 01:16:37,144 Ranjit, we... 1083 01:16:37,178 --> 01:16:38,512 It is a special day, 1084 01:16:39,780 --> 01:16:43,317 and it's important to celebrate these things with the community. 1085 01:16:45,353 --> 01:16:47,989 I'll be back in a few hours. 1086 01:17:02,603 --> 01:17:06,073 Hmm, you did learn something in college after all. 1087 01:17:06,107 --> 01:17:09,377 - Ha-ha. What's all that? - Something for the party. 1088 01:17:11,912 --> 01:17:13,392 We're still... we're still doing that? 1089 01:18:06,534 --> 01:18:07,968 - Hey. - Hey. 1090 01:18:08,336 --> 01:18:09,370 Hey. 1091 01:18:09,937 --> 01:18:11,372 - So... - Don't! 1092 01:18:21,248 --> 01:18:22,249 No. 1093 01:18:28,923 --> 01:18:30,257 Sick outfit. 1094 01:18:30,291 --> 01:18:31,392 Thanks. 1095 01:18:31,425 --> 01:18:33,527 Do you know who the caterer is? 1096 01:18:33,561 --> 01:18:35,563 No, but I think yours was better. 1097 01:18:35,596 --> 01:18:36,931 I know, right? 1098 01:18:45,272 --> 01:18:46,974 Can I do anything to help? 1099 01:18:47,709 --> 01:18:50,411 Um, no, just enjoy yourself. 1100 01:18:54,148 --> 01:18:56,016 Come on, mom. I know you're in there. 1101 01:19:18,005 --> 01:19:19,573 How long now have you been married? 1102 01:19:19,607 --> 01:19:21,642 Tell us. How old were you, Sheila? 1103 01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:27,682 Nineteen. 1104 01:19:27,716 --> 01:19:29,650 Aw. 1105 01:19:35,389 --> 01:19:37,992 Everyone. Please, come eat. 1106 01:19:44,498 --> 01:19:46,066 Business as usual, huh? 1107 01:19:50,104 --> 01:19:51,105 Not tonight. 1108 01:19:54,709 --> 01:19:57,411 - What's going on? - I don't know. 1109 01:20:06,554 --> 01:20:09,457 We had planned this wonderful vacation to Maui, 1110 01:20:09,490 --> 01:20:13,060 but then her husband got indicted for embezzling. 1111 01:20:13,093 --> 01:20:15,296 We had already put in the deposit for the hotel 1112 01:20:15,329 --> 01:20:17,031 and... and... 1113 01:20:18,265 --> 01:20:20,634 And... uh... 1114 01:20:21,803 --> 01:20:24,071 Whoa. 1115 01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:45,794 Let them talk. 1116 01:20:50,699 --> 01:20:52,633 You look just like your mother. 1117 01:20:57,171 --> 01:20:59,173 You've really done it, Alia. 1118 01:20:59,206 --> 01:21:01,242 Let's go. Come. Now. 1119 01:21:02,142 --> 01:21:04,445 No, ranjit. That's enough. 1120 01:21:04,478 --> 01:21:06,815 Sheila, come. People are staring. 1121 01:21:06,848 --> 01:21:08,115 Let them stare. 1122 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,785 Let them see! 1123 01:21:13,287 --> 01:21:16,490 How else will they know what to talk about in the next party? 1124 01:21:16,524 --> 01:21:18,660 Sheila, please. You need to calm down. 1125 01:21:18,693 --> 01:21:20,227 No! 1126 01:21:20,261 --> 01:21:24,365 What I need, ranjit, is a good, stiff drink. 1127 01:21:28,602 --> 01:21:31,105 Bhairu, won't you join me? 1128 01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:38,579 Come on, uma. Share a drink with me. 1129 01:21:38,612 --> 01:21:41,081 We are already sharing my husband. 1130 01:21:43,150 --> 01:21:44,552 - Sheila. - Savage. 1131 01:21:44,585 --> 01:21:48,222 And there was chandrika, eight years ago. 1132 01:21:48,255 --> 01:21:50,558 Radhika, three years ago. 1133 01:21:50,591 --> 01:21:53,227 And let's not forget the receptionists: 1134 01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:57,264 Angelia, Vanessa, Lucia. 1135 01:21:58,198 --> 01:22:01,569 I remember the names of all your mistakes. 1136 01:22:01,602 --> 01:22:03,270 Stop your nonsense, Sheila, please. 1137 01:22:03,304 --> 01:22:05,506 Arey baba, don't worry. 1138 01:22:05,539 --> 01:22:07,508 Everyone already knows. 1139 01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:10,144 Don't you, bina? Lata? 1140 01:22:10,177 --> 01:22:12,346 Don't pretend it's news. 1141 01:22:13,414 --> 01:22:14,615 And don't worry, uma. 1142 01:22:14,649 --> 01:22:18,452 They've been judging you just as the same they've been judging me. 1143 01:22:18,485 --> 01:22:20,855 I'm not a loose woman! And... 1144 01:22:20,889 --> 01:22:22,623 Gurvinder visits prostitutes! 1145 01:22:22,657 --> 01:22:23,658 - Dad! - Uma! 1146 01:22:23,692 --> 01:22:27,528 He spent the money for our koi pond on a pair of Vegas hookers! 1147 01:22:27,561 --> 01:22:28,697 Oh, my god. 1148 01:22:28,730 --> 01:22:29,807 What do you want me to do, huh? 1149 01:22:29,831 --> 01:22:32,266 Uma has not been interested in sex 1150 01:22:32,299 --> 01:22:35,436 since my testicle retracted... 1151 01:22:36,471 --> 01:22:38,472 I can't help it, it's just so strange! 1152 01:22:38,506 --> 01:22:40,709 And who are you all to judge me, anyway? 1153 01:22:40,743 --> 01:22:44,779 I know for a fact that shalini and her voice teacher 1154 01:22:44,813 --> 01:22:46,146 are having an affair! 1155 01:22:47,215 --> 01:22:50,217 Don't drag me into your mess, huh, uma, please. 1156 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:51,518 I knew it, shalini! 1157 01:22:51,552 --> 01:22:54,723 All that money and you still sound like a dying cat. 1158 01:22:55,456 --> 01:22:56,925 What are you laughing at, ajit, huh? 1159 01:22:56,958 --> 01:22:59,493 How many drinks have you already had tonight, huh? 1160 01:22:59,526 --> 01:23:01,562 You're going to make your wife drive you home again 1161 01:23:01,595 --> 01:23:03,698 so you can vomit out the side window? 1162 01:23:03,732 --> 01:23:04,899 Please. Crazy. 1163 01:23:04,933 --> 01:23:06,367 Okay, everyone. Maybe we can... 1164 01:23:06,401 --> 01:23:09,503 I have a BMW! It's a luxury car, and I paid 100k for it! 1165 01:23:09,536 --> 01:23:11,940 Premal just bought us an Audi that is 200k! 1166 01:23:11,973 --> 01:23:13,875 Premal can't afford to spend 200k on an Audi! 1167 01:23:13,908 --> 01:23:14,909 I most certainly can! 1168 01:23:14,943 --> 01:23:17,544 Laxmi spent all our money on plastic surgery. 1169 01:23:17,578 --> 01:23:19,213 She can't even move her jaw. 1170 01:23:19,246 --> 01:23:20,280 That's not true! 1171 01:23:20,314 --> 01:23:22,416 Poonam used fair & lovely so much 1172 01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:24,618 that I started to see veins on her face! 1173 01:23:24,653 --> 01:23:26,253 It's like living in a horror movie! 1174 01:23:26,286 --> 01:23:27,321 Nakul shaves his legs. 1175 01:23:28,522 --> 01:23:29,858 My preeti is a gay! 1176 01:23:29,891 --> 01:23:31,693 She never lets me buy her saris. 1177 01:23:31,726 --> 01:23:32,727 My nitin is a gay! 1178 01:23:32,761 --> 01:23:35,697 He's taking salsa dancing classes with his boyfriend. 1179 01:23:35,730 --> 01:23:37,899 Mom, I came out, like, two years ago. 1180 01:23:37,932 --> 01:23:39,633 You all know I'm gay. 1181 01:23:39,668 --> 01:23:42,336 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay all day. 1182 01:23:42,369 --> 01:23:43,772 I'm also a gay! 1183 01:23:47,876 --> 01:23:50,477 No, no, no. I'm not a gay. 1184 01:23:50,511 --> 01:23:51,746 I just got carried away. 1185 01:23:55,616 --> 01:23:59,353 Bina, she is not renovating her game room. 1186 01:23:59,386 --> 01:24:02,489 Her son flunked out of usc. 1187 01:24:02,523 --> 01:24:03,925 He's living in their basement. 1188 01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:08,362 That's why she couldn't throw a party all summer long! 1189 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,235 You started all of this, Sheila! 1190 01:24:16,336 --> 01:24:18,940 But you have your own secrets, don't you? 1191 01:24:18,973 --> 01:24:20,875 Why don't you tell all of us 1192 01:24:20,909 --> 01:24:22,342 about your sordid past 1193 01:24:22,376 --> 01:24:24,378 with your dear friend, bhairavi! 1194 01:24:27,581 --> 01:24:28,649 It's true. 1195 01:24:29,751 --> 01:24:32,721 Bhairavi and I do have a past. 1196 01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:34,421 What? 1197 01:24:35,690 --> 01:24:38,392 We were very close in college. 1198 01:24:40,461 --> 01:24:42,897 And we were feminists! 1199 01:24:44,465 --> 01:24:48,402 We were brave, honest, and angry! 1200 01:24:49,570 --> 01:24:53,474 We were committed to something much larger than ourselves. 1201 01:24:54,776 --> 01:24:57,812 We risked everything because 1202 01:24:57,846 --> 01:25:00,982 we believed our lives, our words, 1203 01:25:01,015 --> 01:25:02,917 were worth something. 1204 01:25:04,986 --> 01:25:07,254 We were worth something. 1205 01:25:12,526 --> 01:25:15,930 We are worth something. 1206 01:25:23,470 --> 01:25:26,340 I'm done with this arrangement, ranjit. 1207 01:25:27,075 --> 01:25:29,878 Pack your bags and find a hotel. 1208 01:25:32,513 --> 01:25:35,750 Now, enjoy the party, everyone! 1209 01:25:36,617 --> 01:25:42,422 There's chai in the kitchen and plenty of biscuits! 1210 01:26:41,582 --> 01:26:44,061 You don't look so bad now that your hair is starting to grow out. 1211 01:26:44,085 --> 01:26:45,085 Thanks. 1212 01:26:45,213 --> 01:26:47,621 You know, you could always wear a hat. 1213 01:26:48,790 --> 01:26:50,524 Can I help you? 1214 01:26:50,557 --> 01:26:52,026 Would you like to, 1215 01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:54,062 I don't know, borrow some eyeliner? 1216 01:26:57,431 --> 01:26:58,465 Dad called. 1217 01:26:59,767 --> 01:27:01,368 Mom's talking to him right now. 1218 01:27:01,903 --> 01:27:03,403 Oh. 1219 01:27:03,805 --> 01:27:05,606 Are mom and dad gonna get a divorce? 1220 01:27:10,611 --> 01:27:11,612 I don't know. 1221 01:27:12,046 --> 01:27:14,749 But whatever happens, we're gonna be okay. Okay? 1222 01:27:17,051 --> 01:27:18,052 Yeah. 1223 01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:20,120 Okay. 1224 01:27:20,788 --> 01:27:22,957 I mean, it's gonna take us all some time 1225 01:27:22,991 --> 01:27:25,093 to process everything that's happened. 1226 01:27:25,126 --> 01:27:27,762 It's a journey, just like Ariana grande says. 1227 01:27:28,229 --> 01:27:29,864 Yeah. Right. 1228 01:27:30,665 --> 01:27:31,866 Can I have your headbands? 1229 01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:47,682 Hey. 1230 01:27:49,650 --> 01:27:50,651 Hey. 1231 01:27:57,624 --> 01:27:59,559 So, I wanted to invite you guys 1232 01:27:59,593 --> 01:28:01,930 to a dinner party at my parents' place this weekend. 1233 01:28:04,065 --> 01:28:05,133 I'm kidding. 1234 01:28:05,834 --> 01:28:08,736 I think I effectively killed that scene for a while. 1235 01:28:08,770 --> 01:28:12,106 Uh, yeah. I'd say that's accurate. 1236 01:28:14,909 --> 01:28:16,811 I'm sorry about... 1237 01:28:18,813 --> 01:28:19,881 Everything. 1238 01:28:21,581 --> 01:28:23,550 This has been a weird summer. 1239 01:28:24,686 --> 01:28:27,989 I'm sorry that I said all those things about your money and stuff. 1240 01:28:29,657 --> 01:28:32,660 It's hard being a poor Indian in a place like this. 1241 01:28:34,262 --> 01:28:36,130 Well, you'll be at ucla now. 1242 01:28:36,164 --> 01:28:38,498 I can show you all the cheap places to eat. 1243 01:28:38,532 --> 01:28:39,867 They always have the best food. 1244 01:28:39,901 --> 01:28:40,901 Sounds great. 1245 01:28:41,736 --> 01:28:43,176 It'll be nice to have a friend there. 1246 01:28:44,038 --> 01:28:45,873 A really good friend. 1247 01:29:01,122 --> 01:29:05,559 So, you should text me when you're all settled and stuff... 1248 01:29:07,228 --> 01:29:08,229 Okay? 1249 01:29:09,163 --> 01:29:10,164 I will. 1250 01:29:59,747 --> 01:30:03,117 - Hmm. Everything fits? - Yup. Ready to go. 1251 01:30:06,354 --> 01:30:07,554 Bye, guys. 1252 01:30:07,922 --> 01:30:09,157 Bye, Sonic. 1253 01:30:09,190 --> 01:30:10,258 Ha-ha. 1254 01:30:14,729 --> 01:30:15,963 Mmm, love ya. 1255 01:30:15,997 --> 01:30:16,997 Love you. 1256 01:30:18,766 --> 01:30:19,801 Hi. 1257 01:30:24,105 --> 01:30:25,239 Hi, kids! 1258 01:30:25,273 --> 01:30:26,774 - Hi, dad. - Hi, dad. 1259 01:30:34,348 --> 01:30:35,649 So you're off. 1260 01:30:36,784 --> 01:30:37,919 Yeah. 1261 01:30:37,952 --> 01:30:39,253 We don't want to be late. 1262 01:30:40,188 --> 01:30:41,656 Um... 1263 01:30:41,689 --> 01:30:43,324 Where are the rest of your bags? 1264 01:30:43,357 --> 01:30:44,759 I'm taking her. 1265 01:30:51,732 --> 01:30:52,767 Okay. 1266 01:30:53,935 --> 01:30:55,036 Uh... 1267 01:30:55,069 --> 01:30:57,271 - Shall I stay with the kids? - Sure. 1268 01:30:57,305 --> 01:30:58,940 I'll get my purse. 1269 01:31:11,185 --> 01:31:13,154 Was it worth the excitement? 1270 01:31:24,165 --> 01:31:26,400 Your mom and I, 1271 01:31:26,434 --> 01:31:29,770 we started out in the wrong circumstances. 1272 01:31:31,806 --> 01:31:33,040 But from that, 1273 01:31:33,975 --> 01:31:37,011 we built something wonderful together, 1274 01:31:38,746 --> 01:31:41,749 something very important to me. 1275 01:31:43,451 --> 01:31:45,052 I don't want to lose that. 1276 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,956 I don't want to lose this family. 1277 01:32:16,184 --> 01:32:18,186 So, have a safe flight, okay? 1278 01:32:18,219 --> 01:32:19,854 And text us when you land. 1279 01:32:21,889 --> 01:32:22,957 I will. 1280 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:27,195 I'll drop Alia off 1281 01:32:28,229 --> 01:32:30,998 and then run a few errands. 1282 01:32:31,032 --> 01:32:32,200 Yeah, I'm here. 1283 01:32:33,901 --> 01:32:35,169 Take your time. 1284 01:32:55,423 --> 01:32:56,991 You're very quiet. 1285 01:33:01,195 --> 01:33:04,298 A wise man once told me that words are powerful. 1286 01:33:07,368 --> 01:33:09,470 Sometimes, it's nice to just be quiet. 1287 01:33:34,161 --> 01:33:37,298 I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. 1288 01:33:38,099 --> 01:33:39,467 I don't know either. 1289 01:33:43,871 --> 01:33:45,439 But I guess we'll figure it out. 1290 01:33:52,947 --> 01:33:54,415 We'll figure it out. 1291 01:34:20,975 --> 01:34:21,976 Hey, kiddo. 1292 01:34:24,545 --> 01:34:26,414 Don't be too quiet.