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[bell tolling]

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[sighs]

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They send me to Italy,
I come here.

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I should...
You know what I should be doing?

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I should be making love
to beautiful Italian models.

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But no, they got me
in this bozo van
with Itchy and Scratchy

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who think goddamn <i> Rocky</i>
was a damn documentary.

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You espresso-drinking ass,
Paco Rabanne-smelling
motherfucker.

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Paco Rabanne
is a Spanish cologne, asshole.

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I only use Versace.

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Well, you sure
put a lot of it on.

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Well, the ladies,
they like it.

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[scoffs]

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Oh! Shit! She is... [grunts]

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They make them like that
out here?

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Goddamn!

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Is that our guy
sucking on her neck?

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Still verifying a positive ID.

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I can't believe
they made a movie about you.

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[scoffs] You call that a movie?

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I tried to find it on
the Netflix, but then I had to
download it off The Pirate Bay.

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You know that's illegal, right?

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I can take you in for that.

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Hey, guys...

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I've got a copy of the old
<i> Beats and Rhymes </i> magazine

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the movie was based on.

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Ha!

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"Jack Carter and Archie Moses."
Back in the day.

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So, did the criminal
you were setting up
really shoot you in the head?

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Archie Moses? Yeah.

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I got the bullet
and the pain pills to prove it.

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God, so you were younger
back then.

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Fuck you.

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What happened to the guy
who shot you in the head?

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Last time I saw him,
I was walking him into jail.

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Haven't seen him since.

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I think he's living
off the grid now.

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So, what's it like
to get shot in the head?

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Take a hammer one day
when you're just, you know,
not doing anything,

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and then you start
slapping your nuts.

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-With a hammer?
-Bah!

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Just slap your nuts.

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Kind of like that.

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Hey. Hey, guys.
Positive ID verified.
We're a go.

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Be cool. Be cool.

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Act black.

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What?

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Act black.

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-Black cool.
-Like Samuel L. Jackson.

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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[Royal Deluxe's "Bad" plays]

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¶ <i> I made the devil run </i> ¶

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¶ <i> I gave him poison</i>
<i> Just for fun </i> ¶

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¶ <i> I had one friend</i>
<i> Now there's none </i> ¶

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¶ <i> I made the devil run </i> ¶

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¶ <i> I broke so many bones</i>
<i> But none of them</i>
<i> Were ever my own </i> ¶

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¶ <i> They were an army</i>
<i> I was alone</i>
<i> I broke so many bones </i> ¶

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Van den Berg.

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-I know you?
-You know me now, bitch.

60
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Jack Carter, DEA.

61
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I've got a nice, free Uber ride
back to the States for you.

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Yeah? You're taking me
on an Uber ride?

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Get the fuck out of here, man.

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Get the fuck--
You get the fuck out of here.

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-[Van den Berg laughs]
-[Jack] You get the fuck out...

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[Van den Berg] <i> You think</i>
<i>you're busting me tonight?</i>

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-[Jack] <i> Do I think I'm bust--</i>
<i>-You think you're busting me?</i>

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[Jack] <i> Do I think I'm really</i>
<i>busting your ass?</i>

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[chuckles]
Just get rid of him, man.

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-He gonna take care of me?
-[Van den Berg] Just take care
of him.

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I be light work?
I be light work?

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Oh! Let me get ready.
If we gonna fight,
let me get ready.

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[yelping karate noises]

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And go!

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[gunshot]

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¶ <i> I'm bad, I'm bad</i>
<i> As bad can be </i> ¶

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¶ <i> Oh, so, so bad </i> ¶

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¶ <i> I'm bad</i>
<i> I'm bad as bad can be </i> ¶

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[man]
I'm glad you're back, Carter.

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Hey, you know what?
That was a tremendous
hit in Rome.

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But tell me something.

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Is it true that
you dropped your sidearm

83
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and it discharged
into the bodyguard's foot?

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-Fuck!
-[gunshot]

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[shrieks]

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He fired on me first.

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Oh, oh!
And then you head-butted him,

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even though you got
a metal plate in your head.

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-It's my signature move.
-Oh! So you wanted to, what,
smash his face like a melon?

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Are you going through
some big-time burnout, Carter?

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Is your shit starting to slide?

92
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Is that bullet in your brain
giving you permanent heartburn?

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-I'm good to go. I'm good.
-Oh, you good?

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Well, good, <i> bueno,</i>
because you are a go.

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South Africa. Cape Town.

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Leaving on a plane tonight
for the mother city.

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-For what?
-Schmidt Syndicate.

98
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Word is that Mexican cartel out
of Juárez has been searching
for a new source.

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I want you to put the Mexicans
into business with the Syndicate

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and then we can nail them all!

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That's a long way to go
for that small crew.

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The Schmidt Syndicate
is running X,

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liquid MDMA, Taliban White,
the globe over.

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There's one fella that
the Mexicans have heard of,
but never met.

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Now, you could assume
his identity and slip
right on in.

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Who?

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[upbeat music playing]

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Yeah! [howls]

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Fuck no!
Fuck yeah!

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Fuck no!
Fuck yeah!

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Fuck no!

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Moses spent some time
in a Mexican jail.

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His cell mate
was a cartel lieutenant
named Alejandro Velasquez.

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<i>They became extremely close.</i>

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[Archie]
Come on, man, I love you.

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Until someone decided to relieve
Alejandro's body of his head.

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Now, there is one other way.

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We drag Moses out
of retirement and we
put him back into the game.

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I wouldn't even know
where to find him.

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-He's in Cape Town.
-What the fuck's he doing
in Cape Town?

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When you get down there,
you can ask him.

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It's your call.

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Put Moses back into play,
or go it alone.

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[boy] Archie Moses.

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What kind of name is Archie
for a black guy?

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What's your name, son?

127
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It's Little Dig.

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Little Dig.

129
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It's 'cause my sister's name
is Big Dig, okay?

130
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Listen, Little Dig. I don't
know you, you don't know me,
so park your fucking tongue.

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Where the fuck
are these Mexicans?

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Chill. They'll be here.

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One thing's for sure,
we do this thing right,

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and it's all blue water
and bungalows from now on.

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I'm talking private air strip,

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and a plantation house
that'll blow your tits off!

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What's it called again,
Little Dig?

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-Fuck You Island!
-Yeah, Fuck You Island.

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-And it's all Schmidt land now!
-Yeah.

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You've come along
at a grand time.

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Big moves afoot, <i> boet.</i>

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You know, Spyderman,
personally, I'd love to see
the American in action,

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see how tough he gets
when things get fresh.

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'Cause honestly, I smell a puss.

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[trilling]

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[hip-hop music playing]

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Anyone in the mood
for some Mexican?

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Let's go get ourselves
some burritos. [laughs]

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¶ <i> Para bailar La Bamba </i> ¶

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[singing Spanish gibberish]

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[laughing]

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<i>Hola, hola, hola, hola, amigos!</i>

153
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<i> ¿Qué pasó?</i>

154
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Welcome. Thanks for the meet.

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My name's Spyder,
Spyder Schmidt.

156
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Who the fuck is this?

157
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I'm the boogeyman.

158
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I set up this day party.

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Archie Moses?

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00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,469
<i>¡Orale! </i> Alejandro told me
stories about you.

161
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,138
Wait a second.

162
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:11,576
I thought Alejandro
told us Archie Moses
was a fucking gringo!

163
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,278
What the fuck!

164
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,814
-Why the fuck
aren't you white, <i> boet?</i>
-What?

165
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,085
[Jack] Not a fucking gringo.

166
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-A fucking <i> Negro.</i>
<i> -Negro.</i>

167
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,923
<i> -Negro.</i>
-Fucking <i> Negro, boet.</i>

168
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:27,492
-Whatever you said.
-I don't know.

169
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,861
If you're Archie Moses,
there's only one way
to find out.

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Like I said,
he told me stories about you.

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I was his right hand.

172
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,105
Alejandro had many right hands.

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Many left hands.
He was like a fucking octopus.

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Twenty left hands,
20 right hands.

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He told me you were
the biggest pussy he ever met.

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[man] Oh!

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00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,948
Said he had to take you
under his wing

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before the other <i> vatos</i>
in the joint turned
your bitch-ass out.

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Figured... the crying
would fuck up his sleep.

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[man] Yes.

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Whoa!

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00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,994
[laughter]

183
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,364
I have to tell you, <i> boet.</i>
You had me fooled, Archie, huh?

184
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,202
Thought I was gonna hit you,
<i> boet, </i> huh?

185
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,974
-Happy?
-I'm happy, <i> boetie. </i> I'm happy.

186
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,510
I'm all fucking Popsicles
and beer right now,

187
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,178
so come, let's make a deal.

188
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,347
We're looking to open up
a pipeline to the fine Taliban--

189
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:26,284
Yeah, yeah. Before we get there,
let's talk bank cards.

190
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:30,355
Old Archie here tells me
that you all talked it up.

191
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,158
-Gift cards.
-Aye, gift cards.

192
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,161
And like I told him
on the phone, I'm gonna
break you off a side deal,

193
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,396
-as a first-time bonus.
-Aw, shit, man.

194
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,299
That's some real
warm-hearted shit, so bring it.

195
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,972
This is how we move the cash.

196
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,375
Open loop gift cards.

197
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,812
No border guard will even
look at these twice, all right?
I even throw in a programmer.

198
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,582
There are 2,500,
and they max out
at quarter mill each.

199
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,950
Right. Let's do a deal.

200
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,553
Yo, Spyderman.

201
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:05,890
I believe the price
was 600K, American.

202
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,727
-You believe right, <i> papi.</i>
-[Spyder speaking Spanish]

203
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,363
Do you wanna touch it?
Come, touch it, man.

204
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,932
Touch it. Come have a sniff.

205
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,601
Touch it-- No, but hang on,
before you go there...

206
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:21,039
Look, I don't get to LA
as much as I'd like to anymore.

207
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,942
So I've got these four courtside
at Staples

208
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:28,046
and I thought, you know,
maybe you okes would like them?

209
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,282
I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Do you guys like it?

210
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,785
You guys would like it?

211
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,186
You would like to have it.

212
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,021
All of you okes
like a bit of bunky-bunky.

213
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,790
What do you guys know
about basketball?

214
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,192
-Don't fuck with me.
-I'm not fucking with you,
<i>boet.</i>

215
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,128
I've got it right in here.
Do you want it?

216
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,396
-Who's your favorite player?
-Magic.

217
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,031
He said Magic, <i> boet.</i>

218
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:52,103
-Well, abra-fucking-cadabra,
you scum!
-[man] He's got a fucking gun!

219
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,482
No!

220
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,052
Run, run, run, run!

221
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,911
Archie, get me out of here, man.

222
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:36,314
What happened to all
that big, dumb big-dick shit?

223
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,983
Fuck!

224
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,285
[hissing]

225
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,187
-Ah, shit!
-[Little Dig] Archie! What?

226
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,589
Oh, shit! We gotta get
the fuck out of here.

227
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,090
-Follow me! Follow me!
-[Little Dig] Please, wait.

228
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,792
-[Jack] Get outta here!
-Archie, I'm scared!

229
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,893
Archie!

230
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,160
You look like you're tired,
you fucking jerk-off!

231
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,862
Okay, now, huh?

232
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,132
You are a pink taco
in a firefight.

233
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,501
[groaning]

234
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,970
What about
the distribution deal?

235
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,838
Dude,
fuck those ass-clowns, man.

236
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,673
I wasn't even gonna come
for their baby shit

237
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,742
until you mentioned
the gift cards.

238
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,211
Now that shit's
pure fucking genius, <i> boet.</i>

239
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,914
Those Mexicans
aren't to be fucked with, man.

240
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,250
Like I said, fuck 'em.

241
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,918
This is Africa, not Tijuana.

242
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,520
You don't get it.
Doesn't matter where you are.

243
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,889
They're the Mexican cartel.

244
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,423
They will find you.

245
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,093
You started a war,
and guess who's gonna die first.

246
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,494
Archie Moses.

247
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,431
Well, then you're just gonna
have to beg for mercy, china.

248
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,603
Hey, chum, relax.

249
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,972
I'm gonna take care of you.

250
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,442
Let's go have a beer. Come on.

251
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,782
When you're dumb, you bleed.

252
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:32,196
[man]
<i>You suffered a gunshot wound</i>
<i>to the head some years back.</i>

253
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,902
This bullet in your brain
is like a time bomb.

254
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:42,006
Ordinarily,
I would like to go in there
and dig the little bugger out,

255
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,108
but given the position it's in,

256
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,411
I'm afraid we might do more harm
than good.

257
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,946
Yeah. We don't wanna
do more harm than good.

258
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,948
-We don't wanna do that.
-No.

259
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,984
Of course there is a chance
it could move on its own.

260
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,254
Another bang to the head might
shift it in the other direction.

261
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,922
So basically what I'm saying is,

262
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,158
this bullet in your brain
could prove fatal.

263
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,060
However, don't worry.

264
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,395
There is a way for us
to keep you chugging along.

265
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:08,833
Just stay in bed
and don't engage in any
physical activity whatsoever.

266
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,468
Look, I don't know
what's going on with me, Doc.

267
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,303
A couple months back,
I was on a stakeout

268
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,306
and I dropped my gun
and my gun shot somebody.

269
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,709
I mean,
it's like my shit's sliding.

270
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,647
-Your shit?
-Yeah, I don't feel the same.
I ain't the same nigga.

271
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,983
Oh! Well, that makes sense,

272
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,151
because the position
that the fragment is in,

273
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,188
that would affect
your equilibrium
and your motor skills.

274
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,656
What about sex?

275
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,426
I mean, all I think about
is tacos and pussy.

276
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,329
No. No. No pussy. No tacos.

277
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,931
-No pussy?
-No pussy.

278
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,599
-No tacos?
-No tacos.

279
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,535
Cold showers.
That's the best medicine.

280
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,438
Listen,
they got enough gift cards
to ship 625 million.

281
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,640
If they can move
their own money,
why would they stay?

282
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,443
Spyder's been talking
about this island
they bought in Australia.

283
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,812
I don't think you're gonna stick
around if you're gonna shoot
all those people.

284
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,316
No. We are not gonna continue
this shit show.

285
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,786
It's like the sick
fucking the dead with you!

286
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:06,024
Eight guys being mowed down
in broad daylight is a disaster.

287
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,693
Don't burn this case, man.

288
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,028
Let me finish it.

289
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,196
All right, fine.

290
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,666
You nail this guy
and make us look good.

291
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,635
But you better
watch your ass, Carter,

292
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,472
because if you fuck this up,
I'm gonna pull your badge!

293
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,508
-You got it?
-I got it.

294
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,311
Now you need to worry about the
rest of the real cartel killers.

295
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,679
I'll be fine.

296
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,249
Not you. Archie Moses.

297
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,818
As far as the Mexicans
are concerned,

298
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,421
it was Archie Moses
who set them up.

299
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,557
-Where the fuck is he?
<i> -PinMe your location.</i>

300
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,461
And I'll have one of
our operatives come pick you up
and deliver you to him.

301
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,079
There it is.

302
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,248
He's been working
as a janitor here
the last six months.

303
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,184
[Jack] "Pinkies Blue Room."

304
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,419
Look, if you want, I can stay.

305
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,421
Nah. I can handle this.

306
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,789
Sure about that?

307
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,793
Last meet went sideways.
Lot of guys died.

308
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,429
Nah, I got this.

309
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,498
This is personal.

310
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,101
Thanks for the lift, though.

311
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,002
Schmidts are a big get.

312
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:26,938
Finish strong.

313
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,573
Pinkies, huh?

314
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,308
I'm in and out.

315
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,543
¶ <i> Sweeter than honey</i>
<i> From a bumble bee </i> ¶

316
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,480
¶ <i> You sting me every time</i>
<i>I move to the beat </i> ¶

317
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,549
¶ <i> I'm like a freight train</i>
<i>Headed for your candy </i> ¶

318
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,453
¶ <i> Wanna taste it now</i>
<i>Your sweet love shall be mine ¶</i>

319
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,789
¶ <i> Gonna lick it</i>
<i> Like a lollipop </i> ¶

320
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,792
¶ <i> Tastes so good</i>
<i> I'm never gonna stop </i> ¶

321
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,896
¶ <i> Gonna have a little</i>
<i> Then a little more</i>
<i> Of my fantasy </i> ¶

322
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,232
¶ <i> Yeah, it's your candy </i> ¶

323
00:18:54,234 --> 00:19:00,004
¶ <i> I want to taste</i>
<i> Your sweet temptation </i> ¶

324
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:06,077
¶ <i> Your love is my sugar</i>
<i>Your love is so sticky sweet </i> ¶

325
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:11,916
¶ <i> Your love is my sugar</i>
<i>Your love is all I need </i> ¶

326
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,952
¶ <i> Show me what you got</i>
<i>Show me all of your goods </i> ¶

327
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,787
¶ <i> Come a little closer</i>
<i>And I'll take a look... </i> ¶

328
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:20,091
[MC] Hey, guys, give it up
for Pinkie on the main stage.

329
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,026
Don't forget to tip
your bartenders.

330
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,363
Thank you.

331
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:30,101
¶ <i> Drive 110</i>
<i>With no hands on the wheel </i> ¶

332
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,603
¶ <i> And there's no one else</i>
<i>Who's gonna make me stop </i> ¶

333
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,339
¶ <i> You're my candy girl</i>
<i> Till the day I drop </i> ¶

334
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,843
What can I get you, teddy bear?

335
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,879
I'm looking for a friend.

336
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,314
White guy. Tall.

337
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,683
Is he tall but seems small?

338
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,652
-Like a total wussy?
-You mean a pussy?

339
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,354
Uh-uh. Pussies are strong.

340
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,292
Sounds like him. Archie Moses.

341
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,627
Ah! Follow me.

342
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,699
He works gravy mop-up for me.

343
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,536
-Oh, you have a kitchen here?
-[laughs] You're cute.

344
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,307
Oh. Gravy. I get it.

345
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,475
You're quick. Are you a cop?

346
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,811
Are you a criminal?
Sometimes.

347
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,613
[chuckles] I'm a friend.

348
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,882
You a homeowner?

349
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,451
No, I rent. I live in LA.

350
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,054
No, you fucking idiot.

351
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,922
I mean LGBTQ,

352
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,192
'cause, if you are, the men's
bathhouse is down the road.

353
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,027
It's called the Red Blossom.

354
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:34,198
You think I'm L-G-bar... B...
What is the Q for?

355
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,534
Questioning your sexuality.

356
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,604
The last person who questioned
my sexuality was Alicia Johnson.

357
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,272
-You know what she got?
-What?

358
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,174
-NBD.
-What's that stand for?

359
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:47,378
Boom, bop, bam, boom shaka-laka.

360
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,846
"Nothing But Dick."

361
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,649
Now, where's Archie?

362
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,818
I think I like you.

363
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,953
-Follow me.
-Hmm...

364
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,890
[MC] Wowza. We're just
getting started up here

365
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,926
with our all-star lineup
of Cape Town beauties...

366
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,094
There he is.

367
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,364
Let me know if you
need anything, teddy bear.

368
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,634
[MC] Make sure to check out
Zin in the birdcage
on the upper deck.

369
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,769
And remember, guys,
don't be a schmuck.

370
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,204
Show her that buck.

371
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,473
Slip it in her G-string.
Put it down her top.

372
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,974
Hey, big boy.

373
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,215
Blind man walks into a bar...

374
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,320
What the fuck is this?

375
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,555
Fucking Jack Carter, bitch.

376
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,724
I've got nothing to say to you.

377
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,227
This is not exactly easy
for me either.

378
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:39,397
Last time I saw you
was through a prison fence.

379
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,732
I spent the next year
with a <i> Sports Illustrated</i>

380
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,734
stuffed down the back
of my pants.

381
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,304
Guys afraid to get paper cuts
on their dick.

382
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,440
Last time I saw you,
you put a bullet
in my fucking head.

383
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,475
You still whining
about that shit?

384
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,244
Let it go, man, you big baby.

385
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:56,480
I let you run.
All you had to do
was keep running.

386
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,949
All you had to do
was keep fucking running.

387
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,485
And you brought
your narrow ass back.

388
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,088
I only came back
for my mother's funeral.

389
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,258
-How is she?
-She's still fucking dead, man!

390
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,926
-Right. Right.
-That's the problem with you.

391
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,595
You're a selfish prick.
You never listen to me.

392
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,264
Everything was always about you.

393
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:17,635
Hear me now.
You fucked my ass up bad.

394
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,937
-I fucked your ass?
-You fucked my ass.

395
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,106
-I fucked your ass?
-No lube, man.

396
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,974
Not gay, huh?

397
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,143
Listen, missy.
This is some men shit.

398
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,145
You listen.

399
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,449
You know how fucked up
it was getting thrown
against my mom's casket

400
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,883
and cuffed right there?

401
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,486
That was the real
balls-across-the-nose play.

402
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,456
Real bullshit, man.
Petty. Petty!

403
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,225
To be honest with you,
prison did you good.

404
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,794
You're looking good.
Your complexion is beautiful.

405
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,997
I've always looked good.
I've always had
a good complexion.

406
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,834
But I'm working gravy mop-up.
Is that a good job?

407
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,869
I'm cleaning up
dick spills, man.

408
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,071
I'm supposed to be making
dick spills.

409
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,673
I'm a make-dick-spill guy.

410
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,241
That's my specialty.

411
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,577
I got a strong, loud load.

412
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,812
-It's an honest job.
-Honest job?

413
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,581
I got one kneepad.

414
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,549
The other got eaten by cum.

415
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,385
You know what
you're supposed to do in life?

416
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,388
Meet a woman, nut on her tits.

417
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,723
That's life.

418
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,359
Not meet a girl,
nut in your pants,

419
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,828
rub it on a couch,
call for Archie?

420
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,097
Well, actually I came here
to warn you.

421
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,168
There's a Mexican hit team
on their way to kill you.

422
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,271
Care to explain that?

423
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:55,099
Well, I left LAPD
and became DEA.

424
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,301
I been working this case
in South Africa.

425
00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,104
This drug lord is trying
to move his money
through gift cards.

426
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,741
Jesus Christ. Will there be
a point to this story ever
that involves me?

427
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:06,210
Well, this is the funny part.

428
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,449
I was undercover
as Archie Moses.

429
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,185
Excuse me?

430
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,828
So, you told a drug cartel
you were Archie Moses.

431
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,729
Then a bunch of them got whacked

432
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,598
and now I'm at the top
of their to-do list?

433
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,900
-Is that the gist of it?
-More or less.

434
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:33,637
So when I have a machete
just shoved up my ass,

435
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,406
can I just more or less say,

436
00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:37,374
"Hey, man,
sorry I killed your friends"?

437
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,177
I gotta get you
out of here, man.

438
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:44,315
I traveled halfway
across the planet,
the other side of the world,

439
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,984
to kind of get away from you,
to get a fresh start.

440
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,819
And I was feeling
real good about it.

441
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,922
And somehow you figured out
a way to fuck me again.

442
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,160
As long as my cover's not blown,
I can take care of you.

443
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,101
You got me balls-deep here, man.

444
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,638
And here I thought I'd have to
maybe pass out at a frat party

445
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,973
to get fucked up the ass.

446
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,041
Nobody wanna hear
your fucking bitching.

447
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,010
Life's a bitch! Okay?

448
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,180
I'm dealing with
this fucking bullet
dancing in my head,

449
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:19,216
the doctor telling me
that I'm eating my feelings.

450
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,985
I like tacos and puppies.

451
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:24,154
I don't have a broad
to love and cherish.

452
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,123
I jack off nine times a day.

453
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,725
I wanna fuck everything I see.

454
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,393
You're just describing
being a man.

455
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,895
I'm watching black porn.

456
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,630
-Have you watched black porn?
-I have.

457
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,398
They fuck with their socks on!

458
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,635
I know! It freaks me out too!
It's no big deal. I got over it.

459
00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,370
But guess what. You're black!

460
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,572
Watch it! Be who you are.

461
00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:45,342
But the bottom line is,
I'm gonna play the tiniest
violin in the world for you

462
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,144
when they're blow-torching
my nuts off.

463
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:04,995
Hey, <i> puto!</i>

464
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,430
Oh, shit.

465
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,434
[women screaming]

466
00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:12,803
[The Math Club's
"Shoot First" plays]

467
00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:36,627
Give me a bottle.

468
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,195
Fuck! Give me a bottle!

469
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,805
For what it's worth,
you're my favorite.

470
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:48,939
I love your tits.

471
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:20,671
[Lack of Afrao's
"Freedom" plays]

472
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:29,246
-I'm out of bullets!
-Use the one
in your fucking head.

473
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,883
-Fuck you!
-Fuck, did they kill
a bird? [shouts]

474
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,227
[screams] Motherfucker!

475
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,627
Why don't you lay here, fucker!

476
00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,295
Shit! Fuck!

477
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:22,399
[song continues playing]

478
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,263
Fuck!

479
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:05,943
See, teddy bear?

480
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,011
That's some pussy power.

481
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,453
[exhales]
What's your name, anyway?

482
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,589
You speak English?
I don't give a shit.

483
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,724
With tits like that,
you don't even need to talk.

484
00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:24,595
Nothing like
a slow Tuesday night, huh?
Come on, then. Follow me.

485
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,231
Looks like you two knob jockeys
need a place to crash.

486
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,233
I better still get paid
for a full shift, Pink.

487
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,268
-Suck my dick.
-I will.

488
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,803
Pull that dick out.

489
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,639
[song ends]

490
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,176
[snoring softly]

491
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:56,860
[groans]

492
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,697
Fuck.

493
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:13,343
I would've been happy if
he had just showed up to say hi.

494
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,346
Maybe, "Hey, Archie, man.
It's been 25 years.
How you been?"

495
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,348
[groans]

496
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,550
Shit.

497
00:30:22,755 --> 00:30:24,488
[Pinkie]
Why don't you just apologize?

498
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,290
-[Archie] He needs to apologize.
-You both need to apologize.

499
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,358
[Archie] You don't know
what he did to me.

500
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,594
[Pinkie]
No, I don't, but it sounds like
you're both in the wrong, to me.

501
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:46,677
Why don't you
<i>Silence of the Lambs </i> that shit
and just tuck it under?

502
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:48,345
Morning, glory.

503
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,713
That's a big dick.

504
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,783
Oh, shit. Your clothes.

505
00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:55,185
-Yeah.
-[Pinkie] I washed the blood
out of them.

506
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,087
You're gonna love the new color.

507
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,591
Let me tell you something.

508
00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:04,094
Half full, you saved my life.

509
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:07,497
Half empty,
it was your fault to begin with.

510
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,733
-You're an asshole.
-Mm-hmm.

511
00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:11,902
You come here,
you fuck up my life.

512
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,438
But I'm still impressed
with the dick.

513
00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:27,818
Fucking Carter.

514
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,729
Did somebody kill
a fucking bird in here?

515
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,435
None of this shit would be
happening if Spyder didn't
go up against the cartel.

516
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,905
He's the nice one compared
to the rest of that family.

517
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,773
-Your point?
-You haven't met the family?

518
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,375
I'll meet the family.

519
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,343
-You've only met Spyder?
-Yeah. So what?

520
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,746
He's a pussycat
compared to the rest.

521
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:58,749
You can't handle that family.
They're gonna sniff you out.

522
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,784
They'll kill you, and then
they're coming after me.

523
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:03,587
You'll be in a fucking
safe house, okay? So relax.

524
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,555
I'm not gonna be
in a safe house.

525
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,358
First of all,
a safe house is never safe.
And it's never a house.

526
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,860
It's always
a shitty little apartment.

527
00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:12,529
If I wanted to die
in a shitty little apartment,

528
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,565
I'd just go back to my place,
just die there.

529
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:18,435
Why don't you pull your knickers
out of your ass and butch up?

530
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,806
Oh, my God.

531
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,643
-Focus, Carter.
-Move!

532
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,245
-[Archie] Focus. You move!
-You move!

533
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,047
Move your eyes on me.
Focus on me.

534
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,815
-Fuck you.
-Stay on me.

535
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:33,984
My life's on the line,
not her ass.

536
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,253
Stay. Come on, man.

537
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:38,789
-I'm fucking focused!
-Stay on me here!

538
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,891
Look at me. I'm going with you.

539
00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:42,726
You don't know
what the fuck we do.

540
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:46,129
You lie. That's what I do.
I've been doing that
my whole life.

541
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,931
Sometimes I'm a pharmacist.

542
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:50,600
Sometimes I'm a combat reporter.
All right?

543
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,602
Half of what I say is bullshit.

544
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,839
I don't even know
what I just said, all right?
That's how good I am.

545
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:59,443
And besides, you said
the syndicate's all about
those bootleg gift cards.

546
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,445
That's my wheelhouse.
Do you know anything about that?

547
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,280
-Do you know anything about it?
-Yeah, I do.

548
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:04,915
What about the encrypted server?

549
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,516
-Can you configure that?
-Can you?

550
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,951
-Yes, I can!
-[Jack] Then I can do it!

551
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,453
-No, you cannot.
-Are you fucking kidding me?

552
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:11,154
No. And then when you
fuck up in front of them,

553
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,823
pop-pop, each eye.

554
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,659
You know what they call that?
A Soweto Blindfold. Right?

555
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:20,330
He's right. This is Cape Town
where the air is clean

556
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,165
and the sex is dirty.

557
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,001
Just like the cops, huh?

558
00:33:25,938 --> 00:33:27,971
I'll just have
the cops back me up.

559
00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,640
I'm coming with you
if I wanna stay alive.

560
00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:33,910
Like it or not,
the Jack and Archie Show
is back!

561
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,246
Yeah!

562
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:00,737
Make sure you take down
that little bitch Spyder, yeah?

563
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:05,642
And you... know where to find me
if you need me.

564
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,813
I told her,
I'm not freezing my sperm.

565
00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,749
If you want it, you can take it
the way God intended,

566
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,818
room temperature,
right on your tits.

567
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,155
I got a question for you.

568
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,424
Did you ever see
that shitty movie
they made about us?

569
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:23,360
Of course I seen it.

570
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,795
They made me Jewish.

571
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:29,332
I mean,
I got no beef with the Jews,
but what the fuck?

572
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:32,002
Look how tall I am.
I'm the opposite of Jewish.

573
00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:33,503
Mustache-strong.

574
00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,705
They should've got someone
like Daniel Day-Lewis,

575
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,575
maybe Tom Selleck, just someone
that's got a strong 'stache.

576
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,943
They made me a Wayans.

577
00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:42,245
Yeah, but that's handsome.
You scored.

578
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,713
The Wayans are all gorgeous

579
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,715
and they got the abs
like they been to prison.

580
00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:48,885
Adam Sandler?
He doesn't have an ab.

581
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,454
He can't even grow a mustache.

582
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,022
Hey, Carter?

583
00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:53,723
What the fuck happened
last night?

584
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,225
Don't just sneak up
on a nigga like that.

585
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,861
-What happened?
-People got shot, bad guys died.

586
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,396
What do you want me to tell you?

587
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,765
I spent the whole morning
cleaning up after you.

588
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,967
Everywhere you go,
dead bodies pile up.

589
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:06,303
What's wrong with you?

590
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,406
By the way, I'd like to
introduce you to Archie Moses.
He'll be running game with us.

591
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,875
How are you? Archie Moses.
Good to see you.
Nice to meet you.

592
00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,610
I said you need
to break this fast.

593
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,979
Word is they're on the move,
and once they're up in the air--

594
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,814
Poof! Game over. You got that?

595
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:21,384
If I can ask,
what exactly are we looking for?

596
00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:23,153
And don't say a flash drive.

597
00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:25,122
I'm so sick of looking
for fucking flash drives.

598
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,823
Please don't say flash drive!

599
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,726
I don't know whether
it's on a flash drive,
a hard drive

600
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,762
-or a motherfucking
four-wheel drive.
-Four-wheel drive we could find.

601
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,098
I mean, they're big,
you just go to where
they're parked.

602
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,600
You get in it,
you drive it where it needs.

603
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:39,436
-Yeah.
-What you're looking for
is a code.

604
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,504
C-O-D-E.

605
00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:42,506
Aw, man, that's another...

606
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,075
-That's code for flash drive.
-Codes are worse.

607
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,110
It's a code that deciphers
their ledgers.

608
00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:48,678
That could fit on a...

609
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,313
Don't fuck it up, Carter.

610
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,827
That's a good-looking boat.

611
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,543
[Jack] I got this guy
wired in pretty tight.

612
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,546
I told him
I was bringing in my junior
just to watch my back, okay?

613
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,881
Why can't we be equals?

614
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,583
Look, the less you know,
the better.

615
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:31,821
-[Spyder] How's it, my china?
-Hey.

616
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,523
Can't touch this, huh?

617
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:36,193
Is this the guy
you've been talking about?

618
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,562
Yeah. Let me introduce you to--

619
00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:39,996
-Nick Sweater.
-[Spyder] Yeah.

620
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,732
They call me Sweat,
because I don't.

621
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:47,671
Nice. So, is this the first time
you're in South Africa? Sweet.

622
00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,072
-[Archie] The Rainbow Nation?
-Yeah.

623
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:51,374
No, I know a little bit
about a little bit.

624
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,344
I whacked some fucker out
in Jo-burg a while back, so...

625
00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:56,346
So, what brings you back
to our sunny shores?

626
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,583
Well, Archie called
and asked me to lend him a hand.

627
00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,085
You better tell me the truth.

628
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,922
Has he always been
such a pussy in a fight?

629
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,259
Well, Archie's
not really the muscle.

630
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,927
He kind of brings me in
for the hot stuff.

631
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,896
That's... That's
what I'm here for.

632
00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,031
Thank God for that, <i> boet.</i>
'Cause, I mean,

633
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,567
he plays a good game,
he really sells it well,

634
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,936
but then when the shit
hits the fan, I mean...

635
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,706
I'm out there,
popping myself some Mexicans,

636
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,108
boom-boom-boom,
I come around the corner,

637
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:29,913
and there he is
basically crying in a puddle
of his own piss, man.

638
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:33,416
Well, you know me. I can't
fight my way out of a cloud.

639
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,021
You know, the...

640
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:41,725
It's a funny thing.
I can't put my finger on it.

641
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:46,363
But I just don't get...
What's your relationship?

642
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:54,304
Archie's my errand boy.
He does what I say
or he gets a little pimp slap.

643
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,641
-Isn't that right, Archie?
-Sure.

644
00:37:57,643 --> 00:38:00,877
I mean, he's cute.
I mean, he's got that physique.

645
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,445
He's built like
a brick shithouse.

646
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,315
But come crunch time,
when that action hits,

647
00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,450
-bam, he's gone.
-Yeah, yeah.

648
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,220
He's about as useful
as a broke dick
on a wedding night.

649
00:38:10,222 --> 00:38:12,455
-Back home,
we call him Jelly Dick.
-Not a fuck.

650
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,990
Sponge Dick, Noodle Dick.

651
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,960
[Spyder] Noodle Dick! [laughs]

652
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,829
Anything soft in front
of the word "dick"
applies to him.

653
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,264
Cream dick!

654
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,999
Cream dick is good,
but it's a little hard.

655
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,334
-'Cause cream can get hard.
-Yeah.

656
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,568
My favorite? Air dick.

657
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,936
Hey, air dick!

658
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,305
It's like it's not even there.

659
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:29,906
It's like,
"Where's the dick? Is that air?"

660
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,409
-Where the fuck is my dick?
-Was there a dick here?

661
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,578
Feels like air.
I'm getting oxygen,

662
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,580
but I'm not getting off
because there's no dick here.

663
00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:39,716
Fuck, man!
I like you already, <i> boet!</i>

664
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:43,119
Yeah, Sweat, hey,
you like boats?

665
00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:45,288
I do, as long as they go fast.

666
00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:46,690
Yeah? Nice. Nice.

667
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:48,458
Well, then you're gonna love
my fucking boat!

668
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:51,594
Huh? You're gonna love my boat
and you're gonna love my boat.

669
00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,163
Let's go check out my boat,
<i>boet.</i>

670
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,431
I love that boat already.

671
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,533
[upbeat music playing]

672
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,337
[man singing
in foreign language]

673
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:02,899
Here they come.

674
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,528
Hey, Ma!

675
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,629
How's it--

676
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:36,566
These are my mates,
my new mates.

677
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,935
You know,
I already spoke about Archie.

678
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,272
But this is
the big boss man, Sweat!

679
00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:45,475
Man, Spyder,
you didn't tell me you had
three smoking hot sisters.

680
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:47,577
I mean, I can't even tell
which one's the oldest.

681
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:50,380
They are practically identical.

682
00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:53,583
-Are you a kiss-ass, bitch?
-Yes. I mean,
it depends on the ass.

683
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,152
But, you know, I was just saying
you guys all look alike.

684
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,420
[Gertie] Oh, do we now?

685
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,656
Is that so?

686
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,658
Let me tell you something,
buddy.

687
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,660
My sister Jo
is a proud colored woman.

688
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,829
-[Gertie] Do I look colored?
-[Pernilla] Okay, that's enough!

689
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:09,299
Well, welcome.
Welcome to our little wine farm.

690
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,234
Make yourselves at home. Hmm?

691
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,803
We're gonna get cleaned up
and we'll join you directly.

692
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,872
I still say triplets.
It's unbelievable.

693
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:23,813
You should go with them.

694
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,914
Oh.

695
00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,622
Two new friends from nowhere.

696
00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:34,023
They're American.

697
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,259
So, what does that prove?

698
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:38,094
They could be on loan
from the narcotics bureau.

699
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:41,464
Well, why aren't the ones
we're paying telling us?

700
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,534
Oh, please, smarten up, Jo.

701
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:46,603
There are loopholes
in every security system.

702
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,837
Wittings?

703
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,973
Present, madam.

704
00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:53,009
Yes, I know you're
fucking present. That's why
I called your goddamn name.

705
00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:57,480
Now you keep an eye
on our guests, huh?

706
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,516
Call your friends
from the narcotics bureau.

707
00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:01,150
See what's what, hmm?

708
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,852
-Madam.
-Good.

709
00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:07,190
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

710
00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:39,956
[hip-hop continues playing]

711
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,231
I like big boys.

712
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:54,604
And you are a very big boy.

713
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:06,883
Hell of a party.

714
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,084
Are you enjoying Joanna?

715
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,019
[Jack]
I see where she got it from.

716
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,988
All the boys like Joanna.

717
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,490
She's a real fuck-bunny.

718
00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:17,794
Clearly, she's taken a page
out of my book.

719
00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:20,096
Guess that apple
doesn't fall too far
from the tree.

720
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,864
[chuckles]

721
00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:25,602
I understand you're a pussycat.

722
00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:29,105
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

723
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,042
Tell me.

724
00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,778
How do you survive
the hardened world

725
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,114
of Mexican drug cartels,
being a lover?

726
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:41,517
Know when to speak,
and when not to.

727
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,154
You have a colorful family.

728
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:47,991
I've been married three times.

729
00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,293
God rest their souls.

730
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:56,933
My proclivity for Nigerian men
ruined my first marriage.

731
00:43:56,935 --> 00:44:00,803
The union resulted in Joanna.

732
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,576
Gertie and Spyder,
they're the fruit
of an Afrikaans cattle rancher

733
00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:08,578
from the Free State.

734
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:11,047
Hardworking, but a dreary man.

735
00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:18,221
My third husband was Russian.

736
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,457
Shooting blanks, thank God.

737
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:23,192
[laughs]

738
00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,529
He died
in mysterious circumstances.

739
00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,765
So, now I fly solo.

740
00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,268
I hope you're
not drinking too much.

741
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,437
Alcohol and the sun,
it's a vicious combo.

742
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,973
More wine, Wittings.

743
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:40,376
Not for him.
Once he tips, it's pretty hard.

744
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:43,880
-[laughs]
-Hey, Pernilla,
I gotta give it to you.

745
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:45,782
I really dig the way you live.

746
00:44:45,784 --> 00:44:50,153
You got this big spread,
you got fun cars,
wine in the barrel.

747
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:52,221
Get it while you can, I say.

748
00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:54,123
I just wanted to ask you...

749
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,459
Don't tell me.

750
00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:57,994
How come
a bunch of beautiful women

751
00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:00,196
are running a much-feared
criminal organization?

752
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:03,199
I meant no offense.
I was just curious.

753
00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:09,906
-You want to know my secret?
-Yeah.

754
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:13,810
If any man fucks
with me or my family...

755
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:19,449
I cut their cock and balls off.

756
00:45:20,652 --> 00:45:23,386
-Got it?
-Got it. That's cool.

757
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:25,588
Good.

758
00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,559
-Enjoy the party.
-Thank you.

759
00:45:33,765 --> 00:45:35,498
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.

760
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,068
Dude, what the fuck?

761
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:41,537
This psycho bitch,
she's bat-shit crazy.

762
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,573
Listen, chill.
This is undercover work,
okay?

763
00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:46,008
You hang with bad people
and hope they believe
your bullshit.

764
00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:48,745
What about her bullshit? I mean,
that cock-and-ball story,
that's solid.

765
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:50,079
That's solid bullshit.

766
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,248
Well, so far our bullshit
is more solid.

767
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,717
Our inside man
at the bureau informs me

768
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,386
that there is
no undercover operation
currently in progress.

769
00:45:57,388 --> 00:46:00,223
However, our nemesis at
the Narcotics Enforcement Bureau

770
00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:01,858
has been behaving suspiciously.

771
00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:05,428
-Captain Madebe.
-Mmm.

772
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:09,132
-What is he up to?
-He's been quiet. Too quiet.

773
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:12,468
My balls and cock are
about to be cut off
by some psycho bitch!

774
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:13,936
I love my cock and balls.

775
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,705
They're a team.
They've always been together.

776
00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:17,907
Ever since I knew
what I could use them for,
I love them.

777
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:19,609
I don't wanna separate them.
All right?

778
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,778
You tricked me
into being here, okay?
You tricked me.

779
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,212
-What?
-I don't wanna be here.

780
00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,481
Now I'm gonna get
my cock and balls cut off

781
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:27,316
by some psycho fucking bullshit,

782
00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,819
some Dolly Parton
fucking psycho,
hair's too tight.

783
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:33,556
Unlikely as it seems,
these two buffoons
are playing us.

784
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:36,259
We'll just have to test them.

785
00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:39,662
I was hoping you cowboys
might do us a favor.

786
00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:42,565
-What do you have in mind?
-A creepy crawl.

787
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:45,501
You said you wanted
to be a bad motherfucker.

788
00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:47,136
Do you? You a bad motherfucker?

789
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,638
I told you, I was a badass.

790
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,007
I told them that
you was my junior.

791
00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:53,075
You were here to back me up.
Remember that shit?

792
00:46:53,077 --> 00:46:54,744
I do. I fucked up.
I fucked up, man.

793
00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:56,979
I want to see
how our new business partners

794
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,849
work with the rest
of the family, my boy.

795
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:03,119
I watch too much TV.
I wanted to be that guy.
I'm not that guy.

796
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:05,254
-I'm the pussy guy.
I'm a fucking pussy.
-That's right.

797
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:08,191
This creepy crawl,
you want it done tonight?

798
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,826
So, you're keen?
You're up for it?

799
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:12,361
-Play your position.
-What's my fucking position?

800
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,630
Your position is
shut the fuck up, man up.

801
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:15,865
You Wesley Snipes!

802
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:19,435
Act black and be cool.

803
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,839
Okay. I can be...
I can be black.

804
00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,240
I'm a bad motherfucker.

805
00:47:34,285 --> 00:47:35,618
[tires screech]

806
00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:40,523
Pop the trunk, Jo.

807
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,892
Let's go, superstar.

808
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,360
Me? Why not him?

809
00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,696
'Cause you are the killer.

810
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,030
Yeah, but that's just a label--

811
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:49,498
Shut the fuck up!

812
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,733
-[Gertie] Get out.
-Yeah.

813
00:47:50,735 --> 00:47:52,034
-[Archie] Fuck you too.
-Come.

814
00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:04,080
After all those stories,
this should be right up
your alley.

815
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:05,648
Shit, man.

816
00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:07,984
That's nice.

817
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,919
But this is...

818
00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:16,492
This is a pretty amazing
weapon here.

819
00:48:16,494 --> 00:48:21,831
I mean, you got two sights,
you got two ends,
which is important.

820
00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:25,635
You just gotta pick the end
and then a cap...

821
00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:29,272
You really are
something special.

822
00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,908
-Me?
-[Jo] Yeah.

823
00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:35,177
You got a real
cuddle quality about you.

824
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,647
There's a French word for that.

825
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:39,782
<i> Je ne sais quoi?</i>

826
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:41,984
We can call it that.

827
00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,788
It's almost like
you've never seen
an RPG-7 before.

828
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:47,156
Oh, this is the seven?

829
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:52,261
Yeah. I'm a... I'm a six guy.
I've always been a six guy.

830
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,964
I just wanna know
what gets you hot.

831
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,265
Pink wigs.

832
00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:59,902
-Okay.
-And tacos.

833
00:48:59,904 --> 00:49:01,370
What gets me hot...

834
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,041
is just that I like to fuck.

835
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,709
Hmm?

836
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,545
I like to fuck.

837
00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:15,518
And you look like
a nice challenge,
and I love a big challenge.

838
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:23,125
See that?
If there was something there,
we'd all be dead.

839
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,462
And that's the danger
of this gun

840
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:29,532
is you just start
killing yourself.

841
00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:34,503
-Uh-uh.
-Suck it one more time.

842
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:37,573
-The creepy crawl, remember?
-The what?

843
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:41,277
-[sighs] The creepy crawl.
-But you was talking
about fucking.

844
00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:45,781
Fucking narco boss over there,
he's giving us grief.

845
00:49:45,783 --> 00:49:48,684
So Gertie's got a surprise
for him.

846
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,088
-[Jack] Narco boss.
-[Jo] Mmm.

847
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:55,191
I mean, I'm a six.
I've always been a six guy.

848
00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:57,226
Okay, yes,
but this is the seven.

849
00:49:57,762 --> 00:49:58,828
Captain America.

850
00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:00,496
That's what we call him.

851
00:50:01,265 --> 00:50:03,132
Trained with the DEA in the US.

852
00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:05,101
Real fucking do-gooder.

853
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:08,537
Yeah, that fucking asshole.

854
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,573
He won't get
on our fucking payroll.

855
00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,377
-Fuck.
-Wanna fuck him up for me?

856
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,212
-Huh?
-You wanna fuck him up for me?

857
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:18,948
Yeah!

858
00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,017
That was the problem
with the seven.

859
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:22,618
The manual is in Arabic.

860
00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,721
-Look at what she's got.
-Oh, a seven.

861
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,457
Yeah. I told her I was a six.

862
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:30,159
It's the seven, which is shit!

863
00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:33,029
-And I told her I was a six guy.
-Yeah.

864
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:35,031
-And she wants me to...
-The predecessor.

865
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,632
-[Archie] Six is my jam.
-[Jack] Yeah!

866
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,467
Okay, let's stop fucking around.

867
00:50:38,469 --> 00:50:40,803
-You're gonna do this
with the seven?
-Yes.

868
00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,038
Thank you.

869
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,406
-Come.
-Good luck.

870
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:51,313
Seven is a bad idea.
I'll say it.

871
00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:52,681
I won't stop saying it.

872
00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:55,217
Right. You're gonna aim
for that window.

873
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:58,120
-Which one?
-Top floor, upper right.

874
00:50:58,589 --> 00:51:00,756
The left?

875
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:04,393
-Upper right.
That's where the fucker lives.
-I'm not paying for the window.

876
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,396
See how low this is?
That's the seven.
It's a shit weapon.

877
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,432
[Gertie]
You have a problem killing cops?

878
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:12,902
[Archie] I give zero fucks
about killing cops.

879
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:15,771
I mean, cops,
they're just tough to kill.

880
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:19,275
I shot one in the head
a few years ago.
He still gives me shit nonstop.

881
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:22,211
Shut up. You're gonna
fucking aim for that window.

882
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,213
I'm dyslexic.
Where are you pointing?

883
00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:26,749
The fucking top right window!

884
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,417
Jesus Christ!

885
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:32,054
You know, to be honest with you,
RPG is gangbanger style.

886
00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:34,090
-[Archie] True.
-[Jack] You wanna make
a statement?

887
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:37,359
Go in there
face-to-face with a knife.
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.

888
00:51:37,361 --> 00:51:38,861
This is kindergarten shit.

889
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,863
I mean, knife...
knife is my jam.

890
00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:42,631
I'm a knife guy, a six guy.

891
00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:45,468
That's my sandwich.
I get in there.
My dad was a butcher.

892
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,803
So if I go in there
with a knife,
I'm gonna cut him up.

893
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:50,940
I'm gonna put him on a bun
and just lick it.

894
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:54,043
Now it's hooked wrong.
And now I'm stretching
my leg and I--

895
00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:55,744
Shoot the fucking rocket, Sweat,

896
00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:57,646
or I'll blow your balls
out of your asshole.

897
00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:00,116
-Do you hear me?
-Yeah, you're in my ear.

898
00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,118
-You fucking hear me?
-Yeah.

899
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:06,055
So, I'm gonna do this.

900
00:52:06,057 --> 00:52:08,224
-Do you see
how my leg is stretched?
-Fucking shoot it!

901
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:09,458
Shoot the fucking
goddamned thing.

902
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,659
-[Archie] Are you sure?
-Shoot it!

903
00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:11,961
Fuck it.

904
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:16,899
What the fuck!

905
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:18,067
Nice work, Sweat.

906
00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:20,669
I'm a seven guy.

907
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,905
I am a fucking seven guy!

908
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:25,307
-Did you see the seven?
-[Jo] Let's get the fuck
out of here!

909
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,042
-Seven works.
-The six is shit!

910
00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:29,812
I love the seven.

911
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,014
[tires squealing]

912
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:38,921
Fucking Carter!

913
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,175
[laughs]
Did you know I was a seven guy?

914
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:00,509
[Gertie] Wait up, Sweat.

915
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:04,547
Welcome back, miss.
How was your little foray?

916
00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:06,415
Checkered flags all around.

917
00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:13,222
[acoustic guitar playing]

918
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:45,254
[woman singing ballad
in Spanish]

919
00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:51,427
Goddamn!

920
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:04,807
Hey, Daddy.

921
00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:06,976
Hey, Jo.

922
00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:12,448
Jo, I can't do this.

923
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,984
-I can't do this.
-You don't have to do anything.

924
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:17,920
I'll do all the work.

925
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,822
Okay, you just sit back...

926
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:24,360
and let me be the monster fuck
of your life.

927
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:28,097
That's what your mother said.

928
00:54:29,734 --> 00:54:31,467
She knows me very well.

929
00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:35,604
[woman continues singing ballad]

930
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:44,747
I can't do it
for really, really.

931
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,582
-Really, really?
-Listen to me.

932
00:54:46,584 --> 00:54:50,886
-Not just really.
-The doctor said that
I have a bullet

933
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:52,821
lodged in my brain--
a fragment--

934
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:57,126
and any exertion
will make the fragment shift.

935
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:01,964
-Wow.
-That's... Yeah, so I can't.

936
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:05,734
I hope the creepy crawl
went well and that my girls
kept you on your toes.

937
00:55:06,304 --> 00:55:07,503
Yeah, they were great.

938
00:55:08,673 --> 00:55:09,838
I'm a seven guy.

939
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,608
I'm kind of seeing somebody.

940
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:16,679
It's new, and she thinks
I'm LGBQ barbecue

941
00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:20,649
or whatever the thing is,
but no, no.

942
00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:22,518
Okay.

943
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,119
Well, there's one way
to solve that problem.

944
00:55:24,121 --> 00:55:25,487
Mm-hmm?

945
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,323
[grunts]

946
00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,093
[both grunt]

947
00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:32,261
[gasps]

948
00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:36,432
Well, she must be crazy

949
00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:40,135
because you don't feel
LGBTQ to me.

950
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,805
[grunts]
That's what I keep trying
to tell her.

951
00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:46,175
Hey, Sweat.
Your work station's ready.

952
00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:55,150
Now, this will be
a really nice story
for you to tell.

953
00:55:55,152 --> 00:55:58,387
-You don't wanna pass
that up, do you?
-No.

954
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:02,825
You don't wanna pass
that up. No.

955
00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:05,227
-Your breath smells so good.
-Yeah?

956
00:56:06,197 --> 00:56:08,831
[whispers] I can also smell
like pineapples.

957
00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,899
I can taste like pineapples.

958
00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:12,801
No! No!

959
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:15,070
No, Jo!

960
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:17,740
Do you wanna hear the story?

961
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:19,842
Sure.

962
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,543
But from over there.

963
00:56:24,682 --> 00:56:25,781
Okay.

964
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:42,831
Once upon a time,
in a land far, far away

965
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:46,435
with beautiful hills
and valleys...

966
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,572
there was a girl named Jo.

967
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,144
And Jo,
she really liked this guy,

968
00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:59,815
and his name was Archie.

969
00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,852
-Archie was a big guy.
-Mm-hmm.

970
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,788
He was like an African king.

971
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:10,592
And all Jo wanted
to do with Archie

972
00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:15,998
was to have him crack her ass.

973
00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:24,773
So, crack her ass.

974
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:35,017
All I think about
is tacos and pussy.

975
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:39,254
[doctor] <i> No, no. No tacos.</i>
<i>No pussy.</i>

976
00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:42,558
[Archie] <i> My balls and cock</i>
<i>are about to be cut off</i>
<i>by some psycho bitch.</i>

977
00:57:43,561 --> 00:57:45,327
You're done. [laughing]

978
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:52,734
[Jo] <i> Let me be</i>
<i>the monster fuck of your life.</i>

979
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,087
[ballad ends]

980
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:16,825
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

981
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,462
Shit. Dude. Wake up. Wake up.

982
00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:21,997
I had a nightmare. Wake up.

983
00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:26,001
[grunting]

984
00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,939
Did you forget
we have a mission?

985
00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,774
Find the code
that deciphers the ledgers?

986
00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:34,309
Bring down the syndicate?

987
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:35,978
I found the code.

988
00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,346
And it's not a flash drive.

989
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:39,348
Then let's get the fuck
out of here.

990
00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,149
Why don't you chill?

991
00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:42,885
Dude,
I blew up a cop last night.

992
00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:45,053
That's why I'm in a rush.
This ain't my jam!

993
00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:47,523
-Why would you blow a cop?
-Blew up!

994
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:50,626
What the fuck are you doing
banging some girl
you're supposed to arrest?

995
00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:52,828
First of all,
I didn't have sex with her.

996
00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:55,397
Second of all,
why are you blowing cops?

997
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:56,832
Let me tell you something.

998
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:59,735
If my dream is right,
and they usually are,

999
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,904
these psycho fucks aren't
gonna let us last for long.

1000
00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:04,673
We need to get the fuck
out of here!

1001
00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,408
You need to chill.

1002
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,610
And act black.

1003
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,880
-It's hard, man.
-You're telling me.

1004
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,015
I'm very white.

1005
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:16,418
Be cool. And act black.

1006
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:18,387
And don't blow no more cops.

1007
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,231
Hey, Sweat. Check this out.

1008
00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:35,237
I figured it out. It's easy.

1009
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:36,939
Show him how it's done, Jo.

1010
00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:40,943
Okay, so,
you just plug the program
into your laptop,

1011
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:42,578
you log into your bank account,

1012
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:46,048
then you put in
the amount right here.

1013
00:59:46,050 --> 00:59:47,282
Here.

1014
00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,620
-[beeping]
-You swipe the card,

1015
00:59:51,622 --> 00:59:56,592
then you swipe it again
to check the balance, and...

1016
00:59:58,128 --> 00:59:59,962
Whoop! There it is!

1017
00:59:59,964 --> 01:00:02,464
And just one swipe and
the money's in the gift cards.

1018
01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:07,235
If they can do the cards
without us, we're fucked.

1019
01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:09,438
So, I'm thinking to myself...

1020
01:00:11,475 --> 01:00:14,676
what the fuck
do we need you guys for, huh?

1021
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:17,746
Still gotta get the cash
off the cards.

1022
01:00:17,748 --> 01:00:21,283
If you can't do that,
it's a whole 'nother rigamaroo.

1023
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,885
[phone ringing]

1024
01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:26,188
-Who's that, Archie?
-It's personal.

1025
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:27,956
Hey, teddy bear.

1026
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,492
Just checking on you. You good?

1027
01:00:30,494 --> 01:00:32,294
Yeah, I'm good. What's up?

1028
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:34,630
Nothing. Just chilling.
Waiting for you.

1029
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:38,367
And I wanted to tell you
that I been thinking about you.

1030
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:40,435
A lot.

1031
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,671
Like all night.

1032
01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:44,840
That's weird.
I thought about you too.

1033
01:00:44,842 --> 01:00:47,342
It's weird how I don't even care
that you're a homeowner.

1034
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,177
I told you, I rent.

1035
01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:51,113
Last night,
I could've cracked the ass

1036
01:00:51,115 --> 01:00:53,281
of this beautiful
African goddess.

1037
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:54,616
But I didn't. You know why?

1038
01:00:54,618 --> 01:00:56,618
Because I didn't wanna
mess up our thing.

1039
01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:59,154
That's cute,
but we're not a thing.

1040
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,057
Well, I'm just saying, you know,
in case we become a thing.

1041
01:01:02,926 --> 01:01:05,027
That's sweet.

1042
01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,462
You do know that I had the whole
rugby team in here last night

1043
01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:08,664
for a gang bang?

1044
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:11,266
-Did you wear a pink wig?
-Always.

1045
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:13,301
[laughs]
Then it's not a problem.

1046
01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:14,770
What are you doing now?

1047
01:01:14,772 --> 01:01:17,639
We found this website,
of the programmer.

1048
01:01:17,641 --> 01:01:21,643
Yup.
We take our nice, fancy cards
to a nice, friendly bank,

1049
01:01:21,645 --> 01:01:23,378
like in the Caymans,

1050
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,815
and they will swipe the money
directly into our new account.

1051
01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:28,483
So, there's a website. Wow.

1052
01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:31,286
You're not the only smart one
in the room anymore.

1053
01:01:31,288 --> 01:01:33,755
Bit of a useless fudgie now,
aren't you?

1054
01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,292
I mean, useless seems
a little harsh.

1055
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:40,228
I mean, I feel I contribute
in many ways.

1056
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:44,700
Do you wanna hang out later?
Like tonight?

1057
01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:45,801
Yeah, call me.

1058
01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:50,572
Well, this was fun, boys,

1059
01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:53,508
but I'm afraid our time together
has come to an end.

1060
01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:56,812
Wittings,
take care of our guests, please.

1061
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:58,080
My pleasure, madam.

1062
01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,581
[Pernilla]
<i> Take care of our guests.</i>

1063
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,249
[Spyder] <i> What do we need</i>
<i> you guys for?</i>

1064
01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,518
<i>Bit of a useless fudgie now,</i>
<i>aren't you?</i>

1065
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,022
[Pernilla]
<i>If any man fucks with me,</i>
<i>or my family...</i>

1066
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:10,492
I cut their cock and balls off.

1067
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:11,927
Hey! What'd I miss?

1068
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,096
He's a cop!

1069
01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:17,999
What the fuck are you...
What's wrong with you?

1070
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:20,202
-[Spyder] What did you say?
-He's a cop!

1071
01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:23,772
Sweat, stop playing, man.
They don't know how we play.
He's joking.

1072
01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:26,374
-See if he's wearing a wire.
-Wait, wait, wait.

1073
01:02:26,376 --> 01:02:28,543
-Sweat, that's not
fucking funny, man.
-What the fuck is going on?

1074
01:02:28,545 --> 01:02:30,011
His name is Jack Carter.

1075
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:33,081
He was narco, LAPD.
Now he's DEA.

1076
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,850
Stop fucking around, Sweat!

1077
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:37,853
And my name's not Sweat.
It's Archie Moses.

1078
01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:39,354
I'm Archie Moses.

1079
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:41,957
-He went undercover as me.
-Goddamn.

1080
01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:43,425
You know what?

1081
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:44,893
Check out my wallet.

1082
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:47,362
I told you we had a chance.

1083
01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:49,531
I wasn't feeling it.
I wanted to get out of here.

1084
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,067
I told you to act black
and be cool!

1085
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:54,870
I can't be black and cool.
I'm white, uncool.

1086
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,772
All right?
Now, it's every man for himself.

1087
01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,240
[Spyder] There's no ID in there.

1088
01:02:58,242 --> 01:02:59,407
You know what?

1089
01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:01,543
September, 1994.

1090
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,545
<i>Beats and Rhymes.</i>
We're on the cover.

1091
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:05,013
What the fuck are you doing?

1092
01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:07,249
-Fucked up. Fucked up.
-Fuck you!

1093
01:03:07,251 --> 01:03:08,683
-[Jack] Are you crazy?
-[Archie] Fuck off.

1094
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,524
[Jo] Holy shit!

1095
01:03:18,762 --> 01:03:21,163
You rat fuck!

1096
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,898
[Pernilla]
Why would you confess now?

1097
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,167
Why? Because
you were gonna whack us!

1098
01:03:25,169 --> 01:03:26,835
-No, we weren't.
-[Archie] You were.

1099
01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:28,804
We're useless. You said that.

1100
01:03:28,806 --> 01:03:31,106
You said our time together
has come to an end.

1101
01:03:31,108 --> 01:03:33,308
Figure of speech!

1102
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:37,112
-Huh?
-Figure of speech,
you fucking idiot.

1103
01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,347
So that's why
you wouldn't crack my ass.

1104
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:42,184
[laughs] Fuck,
I feel so much better.

1105
01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:45,153
[phone ringing]

1106
01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:51,526
[Spyder] So Carter, or Moses,
or what-the-fuck-ever
you're called,

1107
01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:53,795
is it true what this oke says?

1108
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:57,532
Did you... Did you pull him
into the whole plan?

1109
01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:00,969
Are you a rat-fuck
motherfucking undercover cop?

1110
01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:03,638
Your preference as
to what happens to them, madam?

1111
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,342
I'm sure the Schmidt Wine Farm
has a deserted work shed.

1112
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,512
Take these two out there
and find out what we need
to know.

1113
01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,613
Fuck.

1114
01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:13,148
I ratted him out.

1115
01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:14,716
This is the life for me!

1116
01:04:14,718 --> 01:04:16,017
I like water!

1117
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,319
I like the fucking boat!

1118
01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:18,887
I like naked fucking bitches!

1119
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:20,622
This is where I should live!

1120
01:04:20,624 --> 01:04:21,957
I'm a Schmidt guy!

1121
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:23,158
A Schmidt guy, Mom.

1122
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,227
Adopt me, motherfuckers!

1123
01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:32,167
Hey, man, you mad at me?

1124
01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:35,170
Listen, it was just like
that dream I had that
you wouldn't listen to.

1125
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:38,173
It was a freaky premonition
and I was sure we were both
gonna die.

1126
01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:40,508
I just knew it.
I felt it in my gut.

1127
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:43,211
And I was like,
"One of us should live,"
and I chose me.

1128
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:44,746
That's understandable.

1129
01:04:44,748 --> 01:04:46,414
I got a lot more going on,
I feel,

1130
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,583
so I said,
"Yeah, I will be me. I'll live."

1131
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,151
So, I own that.

1132
01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:51,753
But it's your fault.
You should've listened to me.

1133
01:04:51,755 --> 01:04:53,355
You had a chance
to talk me down.

1134
01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:55,357
So, fuck you for not listening,

1135
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,825
fuck you
for not letting me share.

1136
01:04:56,827 --> 01:04:58,727
A guy wants to share,
you let him share, man.

1137
01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:00,929
You had your chance. Fuck it.

1138
01:05:00,931 --> 01:05:02,097
Damn.

1139
01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,800
The Schmidt Wine Farm.

1140
01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:08,069
Deserted shed.

1141
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:10,238
Where no one can hear us scream.
This is good.

1142
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,774
We should build a lamp,
so we don't have to fuck
in the dark.

1143
01:05:12,776 --> 01:05:14,609
Got the chains here,
which is good.

1144
01:05:14,611 --> 01:05:17,545
You could just wrap them
around us. Maybe stretch
my back out.

1145
01:05:17,547 --> 01:05:20,515
-Wooden chairs.
-Can I take the one
on the right?

1146
01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:23,451
It's kind of... Thank you.
It's an aisle seat. Thanks, man.

1147
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,787
I like your mustache,
I like the guns.

1148
01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:27,622
-These guys are good, man.
-Is that on safety?

1149
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,624
You can't point a gun
if it's not on safety.

1150
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:31,393
Yeah,
that's not proper gun etiquette.

1151
01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,328
Zip ties, normal shit.

1152
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:36,731
Ah! Goddamn!

1153
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:38,199
Make sure you get
those arms tight.

1154
01:05:38,201 --> 01:05:39,968
If I get one out,
I will jack off.

1155
01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:42,871
You know, I am a
jack-off-when-I'm-about-to-die
guy.

1156
01:05:42,873 --> 01:05:44,773
I just always wanna
go out nutting.

1157
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:47,142
-Look at this right here.
-That's old school.

1158
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:51,046
We got car batteries,
we got a couple clamps there,
one for each ball.

1159
01:05:51,048 --> 01:05:53,048
-[Jack] That's old school.
-I'm gonna need three.
You know that.

1160
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:55,684
And they're a little rusty,
so I'm gonna get tetanus.

1161
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:58,053
Oh!

1162
01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:00,422
Well, well, well, well.

1163
01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:02,557
-Wow! That's aggressive, man!
-[Jack] Shit!

1164
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:05,460
You dumb fuckers messed
with the wrong South Africans.

1165
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,095
-[spits] Whoa!
-[Jack] Shit!

1166
01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:08,830
[Spyder] Stop whining
like a little pussy.

1167
01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,765
-I am a little pussy!
-Take it like a man!
Are you ready?

1168
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:12,734
-Take it like a man.
-One, take it like a man.

1169
01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:14,269
It's coming.
Are you ready, <i> boet?</i>

1170
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,671
-Take it like a man.
-[Spyder] One! Two! Three!

1171
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:19,908
Bwah! Didn't see
that one coming, did you?

1172
01:06:19,910 --> 01:06:22,944
Huh, <i> boet?</i>
Fucking betrayed me, man!

1173
01:06:22,946 --> 01:06:25,613
I thought we were friends!
And you fucked it all up!

1174
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:28,316
-I am gonna fuck you up so bad.
-[Spyder] Really?

1175
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,418
Question.
Why are you so aggressive?

1176
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:32,153
-This whole family's loud and--
-[Spyder] Shut the fuck up.

1177
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,588
-Shut the fuck up.
-Sorry.

1178
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:36,424
And tell me this.
Who do you work for?

1179
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,793
Well, Pinkie
was my last employer...

1180
01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,862
Who the fuck do you work for?

1181
01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:44,299
Black guy, black hair,
pretty dark, Mandela...

1182
01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:45,433
[shushing]

1183
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:48,303
-Apartheid.
-I've got it. I've got it.

1184
01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:54,009
Wittings, I want you
to fucking break his chest open

1185
01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:57,012
and I want you to personally
shit on his heart.

1186
01:06:57,014 --> 01:07:01,816
Then I want you
to slap his little fucking
dinky head off

1187
01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:03,651
and shove it up his ass,

1188
01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:06,454
followed by one
of those fucking chain saws.

1189
01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:09,791
Then for Mr. Big over here,

1190
01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:12,660
I think snap
his little twinkie off

1191
01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:15,196
-and shove it
down his fucking throat.
-Oh!

1192
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:20,668
But do it all in pursuit
of getting me the information.

1193
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:21,970
What information?

1194
01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,706
Who do you fucking work for?

1195
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:27,809
So everything else
is in that order, though,
except for the chainsaw?

1196
01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:33,548
I tell you what. I've got it.

1197
01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:38,319
See that shit
that he grows around his lip,

1198
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:40,422
that grows wildly on my ass?

1199
01:07:40,424 --> 01:07:46,761
Take a long razor and give him
a nice... nice smooth shave.

1200
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:47,862
Oh, yeah.

1201
01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:50,665
Take that thing off his face.

1202
01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,601
I've noticed that everything
that comes out of your mouth

1203
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:57,705
has a theme
of dick, asshole, balls.

1204
01:07:57,707 --> 01:08:01,709
I said I had three balls,
your eyes lit up like
a fucking slot machine.

1205
01:08:01,711 --> 01:08:05,213
Like, "Three balls?
I can suck on three balls.

1206
01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:08,850
At once. I'm used to two.
I can put another ball
in my mouth."

1207
01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:10,718
He's funny, huh?
He's really funny.

1208
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:14,722
If you guys are interested
and I-- You can fuck us now.

1209
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:18,093
Whoa, whoa! Just for the record,
I'm opting out of that part.

1210
01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:19,861
Do you wanna fuck me, baldy?

1211
01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,763
Seriously, you wanna just stick
your big fucking cock

1212
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,298
right up
what's left of my asshole?

1213
01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:27,102
Hemorrhoids. It's tight.
You just shove your fucking--

1214
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,471
Shut the fuck up!
Just shut the fuck up!

1215
01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:34,709
Get the info before I fucking
shit my fucking pants.

1216
01:08:34,711 --> 01:08:37,312
Hurry back
while my dick's still hard!

1217
01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:44,586
Jo, how much more time
do you need?

1218
01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:46,387
Ugh. Twenty minutes.

1219
01:08:46,389 --> 01:08:49,290
$625 million
is a lot of cash to transfer.

1220
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,093
[Pernilla]
You've got 15 minutes.

1221
01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:55,230
Those fuckers kept on
talking and talking,
but they didn't say shit.

1222
01:08:55,232 --> 01:08:57,565
-What are we gonna do with them?
-[Pernilla] No loose ends.

1223
01:08:57,567 --> 01:09:00,401
We have 625 million reasons

1224
01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:02,036
not to get caught.

1225
01:09:10,981 --> 01:09:12,981
We're not gonna make it
out of here, are we?

1226
01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:14,382
[Jack groans]

1227
01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:18,786
Probably not.

1228
01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:21,389
I'm sorry I got you
involved in this.

1229
01:09:22,993 --> 01:09:26,161
You know,
I've done a lot of bad stuff
in my life, so...

1230
01:09:26,163 --> 01:09:29,531
It's one of the reasons
I came out here,
just trying to do better.

1231
01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:31,499
Trying to help.

1232
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,670
So, if it happens, fuck it.

1233
01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:39,107
Really? You're that Zen?

1234
01:09:41,144 --> 01:09:46,447
No, not really. I mean,
I don't want it to happen,
but if it does, so be it.

1235
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,819
You're a weird dude, Archie.

1236
01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:53,354
I gotta tell you...

1237
01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:56,257
you testifying against me...

1238
01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,361
was probably the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1239
01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:03,198
-Stop bullshitting.
-I mean it.

1240
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,700
I used to look up to people
like the Schmidts.

1241
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:09,704
They were my heroes.
I liked their lifestyle.
I liked everything about them.

1242
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:13,408
And then when I did my time,
'cause of you,

1243
01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:15,743
I saw that they were
just assholes.

1244
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:19,214
They're just rich assholes,
psychos, bad people.

1245
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,649
I don't wanna be that.

1246
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:24,586
So, a belated thank you.

1247
01:10:24,588 --> 01:10:28,590
It's all right, man.
Look, it's cool.

1248
01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:34,028
Look at this, just two guys
verbally sucking each other off,

1249
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:36,097
just being okay
with it at the end.

1250
01:10:36,099 --> 01:10:38,166
We're not sucking each other.
We're having a convers--

1251
01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:40,101
-Verbally.
-Well, yeah, but still you--

1252
01:10:40,103 --> 01:10:42,937
I mean, it feels good.
Does it not feel like...

1253
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:44,672
You know what?

1254
01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:47,408
I got... some slack here.

1255
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:50,178
-Slack's good.
-Right here.

1256
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,247
I think I got a plan.

1257
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:54,082
Why didn't you have that
an hour ago?

1258
01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:55,950
-I just got the slack.
-All right.

1259
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,855
This is the plan.
Just keep him distracted.

1260
01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:04,592
Hey, buddy.
I was thinking about you.
I may have been a little rough.

1261
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,462
But my balls are itching.

1262
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:09,897
I don't know if it's the crabs
or something I caught out here.

1263
01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:12,600
I don't know if--
how buried it is down there,

1264
01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:15,236
but it feels like something
that needs to be scratched.

1265
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,805
I don't know
if it's something you'd do?

1266
01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:20,708
[chuckles] I'm happy to see
that you've retained
your keen sense of humor.

1267
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:22,777
It's tough to shake, man.
It's kind of who I am.

1268
01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:26,814
Can't wait to see
the hilarity that ensues
when I perforate your patella.

1269
01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:28,116
-My what?
-[drill whirs]

1270
01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:29,250
Your patella.

1271
01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:31,552
The way you said it, is like...

1272
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:33,554
Is it something
you put on bread?

1273
01:11:33,556 --> 01:11:34,622
Your patella.

1274
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,824
-[whirring]
-[Jack] Whoa!

1275
01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:38,092
My what?

1276
01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:39,661
[laughs]

1277
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:41,229
[Wittings] You bastard!

1278
01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:43,197
Nice.

1279
01:11:47,904 --> 01:11:51,005
-Whoo! That's a good plan.
-That's the plan.

1280
01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:52,407
[Wittings] Fuck! Fucker!

1281
01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:53,708
Patella!

1282
01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:00,515
-Whoo!
-[laughs]

1283
01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,666
Download's complete.
Bank account's empty
and gift cards are loaded.

1284
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,034
I'm gonna go pack now.

1285
01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:21,836
You've got five minutes, Jo.

1286
01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:28,409
Shh!

1287
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:33,948
Hey, boys?

1288
01:12:35,452 --> 01:12:38,386
I'm looking for your boss,
Spyder.

1289
01:12:39,322 --> 01:12:40,588
If you know what I mean.

1290
01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:44,559
Hey.

1291
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:46,227
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me  </i> ¶

1292
01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:48,663
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>So free  </i> ¶

1293
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:52,767
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>I bet you ain't never seen</i>
<i>A girl like me  </i> ¶

1294
01:12:54,671 --> 01:12:56,170
[Archie]
We gotta cut this or something.

1295
01:12:56,172 --> 01:12:57,705
[Jack] Help me find a knife

1296
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,240
or something,
so we can get the...

1297
01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:03,845
-Ah! Hey!
-Hey, what are you doing?

1298
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:06,714
-Hey, hey, hey!
-[Jack] For your big boss!

1299
01:13:08,518 --> 01:13:11,252
Move so I can hit him!
Got a handful for your big boss!

1300
01:13:11,254 --> 01:13:15,556
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>So free  </i> ¶

1301
01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:18,826
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>I bet you ain't never seen</i>
<i>A girl like me  </i> ¶

1302
01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:24,298
[panting]

1303
01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:29,070
-No, no, no, no.
-No, don't you do it.

1304
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,272
If you swallow that,
I'm gonna give you
a Soweto Blindfold.

1305
01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:32,840
Pop-pop.

1306
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:35,143
You mother...

1307
01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:41,182
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>Never seen a girl like me</i>
<i>So free  </i> ¶

1308
01:13:41,184 --> 01:13:43,184
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me  </i> ¶

1309
01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:45,686
¶ <i> Like me  </i> ¶

1310
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,288
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me  </i> ¶

1311
01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:49,524
-[Archie] Bite him!
-[screams]

1312
01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:51,292
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me  </i> ¶

1313
01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:53,294
¶ <i> I bet you ain't never seen</i>
<i>A girl like me  </i> ¶

1314
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,765
-[Archie] Chew it like a rib!
-[Wittings] He's biting
my fucking knee!

1315
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,502
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me  </i> ¶

1316
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:05,706
You fucking crazy fat fuck!

1317
01:14:05,708 --> 01:14:07,542
You can't bite my knee!

1318
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,210
-No, no, no. No.
-[Wittings]
You crazy motherfucker!

1319
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:12,280
-Wait, wait, wait, wait!
-Wait! Wait! Wait, wait!

1320
01:14:12,282 --> 01:14:15,049
Once I've shot him,
I'm gonna fuck your corpse!

1321
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:16,117
Hey! Hey!

1322
01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:17,585
You lying mother...

1323
01:14:17,587 --> 01:14:19,987
[Archie] Take a breath.
Breathe through this.

1324
01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:23,391
-This isn't you.
What's the matter?
-He fucking bit my knee!

1325
01:14:23,393 --> 01:14:25,126
-Okay, first of all...
-[Wittings]
I'm fucking bleeding!

1326
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:28,663
Listen! That's not your knee.
That's your patella!

1327
01:14:28,665 --> 01:14:30,064
-[Wittings] Fuck you!
-Fuck you!

1328
01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,133
¶ <i> Never seen a girl like me  </i> ¶

1329
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:37,405
Oh! Pinkie, thank you.
You seem to really always
save our ass.

1330
01:14:37,407 --> 01:14:40,174
-Thank you so much.
-Let's get you out
of those handcuffs, boys.

1331
01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:43,411
[Pernilla]
Okay, everybody! Follow me!

1332
01:14:43,413 --> 01:14:44,846
Single track.

1333
01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:46,747
Nobody stop
until we get to Saldana.

1334
01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:48,850
I've got a plane on hot standby

1335
01:14:48,852 --> 01:14:51,419
to get us and our 625 million
the hell out of here.

1336
01:14:51,421 --> 01:14:53,254
Fuck yeah!

1337
01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,856
[Pernilla]
Will you grow up, Spyder?

1338
01:14:58,461 --> 01:15:00,595
Ma, do you think
we'll need the card machine?

1339
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:03,598
-I'm pretty sure we will, Jo.
Where is it?
-I left it inside on the table.

1340
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,200
For fuck's sake. Get it!

1341
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,603
Everybody! Last sweep
of the house before we leave!

1342
01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:10,304
And hurry up!

1343
01:15:10,306 --> 01:15:12,006
Move it, Gertrude, move it!

1344
01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:13,374
Stop calling me that!

1345
01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:35,930
[tires squealing]

1346
01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:41,536
Wittings! You let 'em go,
you son of a bitch!

1347
01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:55,449
Get in the fucking cars!

1348
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,151
Come on!

1349
01:16:04,427 --> 01:16:07,261
Come on, Wonder Woman, let's go!

1350
01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:18,239
-Ma, you're driving
like a fucking pussy!
-Shut the fuck up!

1351
01:16:20,343 --> 01:16:21,742
Get them, get them now!

1352
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:26,614
Watch it!

1353
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:38,326
-[Jo shouts]
-You motherfucker!
We're coming for you!

1354
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,897
Sergeant,
southbound on Lukannon Drive.

1355
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,599
Yes, get your men!
Get there quickly!

1356
01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:46,467
We need backup!
And I mean, fast!

1357
01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:54,675
Ah, dude. I got the gift cards
and the code machine.
I like that.

1358
01:16:58,481 --> 01:16:59,814
Go, go, go, go!

1359
01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:05,152
All right, guys, here we go!
Here they come!

1360
01:17:05,888 --> 01:17:07,555
Hello!

1361
01:17:07,557 --> 01:17:10,157
Is that the psycho bitch
who asked you to crack her ass?

1362
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,159
She's got an ass
like Kim Kardashian.

1363
01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:14,428
Fuck, she's hot.

1364
01:17:14,430 --> 01:17:17,331
You mean to tell me
that you turned down pussy
from that Nubian queen?

1365
01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:20,568
You must be fucking dumb.
Even Archie Moses
is smart enough to know

1366
01:17:20,570 --> 01:17:22,303
if you're handed pussy
on a plate,

1367
01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:24,972
you eat it up and you thank God
for the privilege.

1368
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,641
It's a tricky time to be alive.

1369
01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:29,410
Cut them off!
Cut them off! Go, go, go!

1370
01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:40,354
[phone ringing]

1371
01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:41,956
Fuck! Fuck!

1372
01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,290
Well, fuck you!

1373
01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:45,459
Carter! Where the fuck are you?

1374
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:47,194
I'm not having a good day, okay?

1375
01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:50,431
I'm in a fucking dune buggy
from hell, riding bitch,

1376
01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:53,034
and some bad guys on our ass
like white on rice.

1377
01:17:55,972 --> 01:17:59,140
I've got $625 million
in gift cards

1378
01:17:59,142 --> 01:18:00,808
<i> and the code breaker.</i>

1379
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,276
Okay, listen,
just tell me where you are.

1380
01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:04,812
-Where are we?
-Some dunes, outside Macassar.

1381
01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:07,348
-You heard that?
-What the fuck
you doing out there?

1382
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:10,518
How the fuck do I know?
Send your boys before
somebody gets shot!

1383
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,954
Okay, listen. There's
a little beachside pavilion
in Macassar. Meet you there.

1384
01:18:16,559 --> 01:18:17,858
Go faster!

1385
01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:24,465
[siren blaring]

1386
01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:30,504
Thank God, the cops.

1387
01:18:30,506 --> 01:18:31,706
Corrupt cops.

1388
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:40,047
I need some help here, guys!
Any ideas?

1389
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:41,716
All gas, no brake.

1390
01:18:49,358 --> 01:18:51,826
-Whoa! Is that the seven?
-It's an eight.

1391
01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:57,098
Now, let the big dog
take a shit.

1392
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,509
-[all cheering]
-Damn!

1393
01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:12,613
I'm an eight guy now!

1394
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:23,290
Fuck!

1395
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,399
Behind you!

1396
01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:34,368
-Ah! Fuck!
-Pow! Pow!

1397
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,738
There, you motherfucker!

1398
01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:39,640
These motherfuckers
want some more!

1399
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,976
-Punch it!
-Shit!

1400
01:20:11,908 --> 01:20:13,374
[siren blares]

1401
01:20:16,746 --> 01:20:18,245
Bitch, I'm coming!

1402
01:20:22,952 --> 01:20:25,085
[shouting]

1403
01:20:30,693 --> 01:20:32,493
Fucking move, Ma!

1404
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,304
[Spyder] I think I got them!

1405
01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:45,072
[bullets ricocheting]

1406
01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,464
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1407
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,299
[tires screeching]

1408
01:21:55,711 --> 01:22:00,447
[Archie groans]
I broke a ball! I'm serious!

1409
01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:01,715
[bad cop 1] Hurry, hurry, hurry!

1410
01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:03,083
[bad cop 2]
Come on. Let's get this!

1411
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:04,885
[all continue shouting]

1412
01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:06,453
-[Pinkie] Come on!
-[Archie] I'm coming!

1413
01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:08,756
Let's go get
those fucking rat fucks!

1414
01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,190
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

1415
01:22:10,192 --> 01:22:11,625
Time to fucking run!

1416
01:22:11,627 --> 01:22:13,027
[Archie] Come on, Carter!

1417
01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:16,430
[Spyder] Yeah,
you better run, motherfucker!

1418
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,966
-[Pinkie] Get out, boys!
-Follow my track.
Follow my track.

1419
01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:34,114
-Fuck!
-Let's get the money.

1420
01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:36,183
Don't leave a single
fucking card. Let's go.

1421
01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:47,828
Okay, split up.

1422
01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:02,076
Hurry up!

1423
01:23:02,078 --> 01:23:03,877
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

1424
01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,597
Come on! Come on! Come on!

1425
01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:25,065
Shit! Shit! Shit!

1426
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,840
-[Madebe] Come on!
-[good cop 1] Let's go!

1427
01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:34,675
[good cop 2]
Let's move, move, move out!

1428
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:38,112
Where's the backup?

1429
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,080
-Let's go and get him!
-Go, go, go!

1430
01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,885
-Go, go, go, go!
-Get down, get down!

1431
01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:58,532
-[good cop 1] Fire one!
-[good cop 2]
Behind the building!

1432
01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,367
[good cop 1]
On the fucking wall!

1433
01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:03,203
Stay down!

1434
01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:10,711
-[groans]
-[Archie] Fuck!

1435
01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:15,049
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1436
01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:21,622
Is that all you got? Hmm?

1437
01:24:22,525 --> 01:24:23,857
Come. Do me, bitch.

1438
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:26,260
Let's see if you can.
Come, come, come.

1439
01:24:26,262 --> 01:24:29,663
Moses, twinkie dick over here
thinks he can shoot me.

1440
01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:30,998
Let's see if you can do it.

1441
01:24:31,534 --> 01:24:32,666
Do it, man!

1442
01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:34,435
Do me, bitch!

1443
01:24:46,348 --> 01:24:47,514
Do me, bitch.

1444
01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:50,117
Do me. Come on.

1445
01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:56,023
[laughs] You can't.
You know why?

1446
01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:59,960
'Cause you're a pussy!

1447
01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:03,297
Come on, you fucking cunt!

1448
01:25:03,299 --> 01:25:05,999
[shouting in Afrikaans]

1449
01:25:06,735 --> 01:25:08,335
Shit! Take cover!

1450
01:25:09,071 --> 01:25:10,671
Shit! Get down!

1451
01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:15,209
If I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it right here.

1452
01:25:15,211 --> 01:25:16,944
The old family jewels.

1453
01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:18,779
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

1454
01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:21,482
Look at him. Oh, shit, is he...

1455
01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,817
-[Spyder] Hey, no. No, no, no.
-[Jack] I'm getting nervous.

1456
01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,152
Fucking take that thing away,
man!

1457
01:25:28,257 --> 01:25:30,591
Get down!

1458
01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:32,926
-[Jack] Ooh!
-Take the fucking gun away, man!

1459
01:25:32,928 --> 01:25:34,761
-[Jack] Ooh!
-Take the fucking gun away!

1460
01:25:34,763 --> 01:25:37,631
Fuck that!
Let's get out of here!

1461
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,566
-Take the fucking gun away!
-[Jack] I'm getting nervous!

1462
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,335
-[Spyder] Oh, please!
-[Jack] I'm getting nervous!

1463
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:45,038
[good cop 1] Cover me! Cover me!

1464
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:49,676
Please, <i> boet.</i>

1465
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:54,214
Nah!

1466
01:25:55,851 --> 01:25:57,084
Killing people sucks.

1467
01:25:58,354 --> 01:25:59,520
You made the right move.

1468
01:26:00,122 --> 01:26:01,221
Pussy.

1469
01:26:04,593 --> 01:26:05,926
Drop the gun.

1470
01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:08,328
Man, this girl's
a real ball ache.

1471
01:26:16,105 --> 01:26:17,237
Hello, Pernilla.

1472
01:26:18,107 --> 01:26:19,640
Lovely to finally meet you.

1473
01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:21,975
Is it? You twat!

1474
01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:24,278
[laughs] Secure this.

1475
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,379
Come on, guys.

1476
01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:28,015
Okay. Okay!

1477
01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:31,485
Drop it,
because I will shoot you.

1478
01:26:31,487 --> 01:26:32,819
And you're hard to miss.

1479
01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,354
[scoffs]

1480
01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:37,191
Drop it! Now!

1481
01:26:40,129 --> 01:26:41,762
Drop the fucking gun!

1482
01:26:42,131 --> 01:26:43,263
I said--

1483
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,867
-[laughs]
-[Archie] Ah!

1484
01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:48,869
You should've fuckin' blown
my balls off

1485
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,871
when you had the chance,
motherfucker!

1486
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,506
'Cause now I've got you
by the balls.

1487
01:26:52,508 --> 01:26:53,874
You had a good run.

1488
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:55,475
Just let my guy go, man.

1489
01:26:55,477 --> 01:26:57,644
I'll let him go
when I wanna let him go.

1490
01:26:57,646 --> 01:27:01,882
Because first,
I'm gonna bleed out
little baby Moses over here.

1491
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,518
And then, I'm gonna cut
your little dick off.

1492
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,421
And then, I'm gonna come
for your mama, bitch!

1493
01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:10,090
Carter, Carter,
shoot him in the face.
I don't give a shit.

1494
01:27:10,092 --> 01:27:12,726
-Yeah, shoot me in the face,
motherfucker!
-I wanna live. I am a pussy.

1495
01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:14,528
Shoot him in the face, man!

1496
01:27:14,530 --> 01:27:16,496
He can't fucking
shoot me in the face
because he's a pussy!

1497
01:27:16,498 --> 01:27:18,732
I give you permission.
Shoot him in the face!

1498
01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:24,004
[Archie] Goddamn it!

1499
01:27:24,006 --> 01:27:25,639
Fuck me!

1500
01:27:28,010 --> 01:27:30,410
Fuck! You fucking puss!

1501
01:27:30,412 --> 01:27:33,480
You fucking shot me
with my own fucking gun,
you fat...

1502
01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:36,283
[groans] Fuck.

1503
01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:39,586
Fuck!
You shot me with my own gun!

1504
01:27:41,023 --> 01:27:44,524
-Jesus!
-Are you in pain? Huh?

1505
01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:46,093
Yeah, I'm fucking in pain!

1506
01:27:46,095 --> 01:27:48,895
Remember what you said.
"If you're dumb, you bleed."

1507
01:27:48,897 --> 01:27:50,697
Guess who's bleeding?

1508
01:27:52,067 --> 01:27:54,234
-Does it hurt right here?
-[screams]

1509
01:27:54,236 --> 01:27:57,738
<i>Jou fucking naai!</i>
<i>Is jy mal in jou kop, </i> man?

1510
01:27:57,740 --> 01:27:58,872
[Archie] Carter!

1511
01:27:58,874 --> 01:28:00,974
You shot me on purpose, man!

1512
01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:02,409
Yeah, I did shoot you
on purpose,

1513
01:28:02,411 --> 01:28:04,511
but I knew what I was doing
when I shot you.

1514
01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:07,147
You're lucky I didn't shoot you
in your head.

1515
01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:08,815
We're even! We're fucking even!

1516
01:28:08,817 --> 01:28:09,983
-No, we're not even.
-Yeah, we're even.

1517
01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,485
-We're not even!
-We're even!

1518
01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,654
-We're not even.
-Okay, but it's close.

1519
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,957
[shrieks] Goddamn, that hurts!

1520
01:28:22,231 --> 01:28:23,964
Get me some help. Anybody?

1521
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:25,265
Shut the fuck up, man!

1522
01:28:25,267 --> 01:28:27,234
You shut the fuck up, bitch!

1523
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:33,206
[Madebe] Good job, Carter.

1524
01:28:33,942 --> 01:28:35,809
It's what I do. Pussy and tacos.

1525
01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:39,513
Just one more thing,
and we'll get all this
cleaned up.

1526
01:28:39,515 --> 01:28:41,081
Where's the code
for the ledgers?

1527
01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:44,217
Ah! You're gonna love this.

1528
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:46,553
-Yeah?
-Follow me. Check this out.

1529
01:28:48,123 --> 01:28:50,190
-[Jack] Code for the ledgers.
-[Madebe] That's right.

1530
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,727
Ready for this? Wait for it!

1531
01:28:56,765 --> 01:28:59,232
[chuckles] Here's a gift.

1532
01:28:59,802 --> 01:29:00,934
Souvenir.

1533
01:29:02,104 --> 01:29:03,870
At least it's not a flash drive.

1534
01:29:03,872 --> 01:29:05,839
Flesh drive, that's all right.

1535
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:08,241
You still owe me
a handshake, bitch.

1536
01:29:20,889 --> 01:29:23,123
[groans]

1537
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:27,294
[doctor]
<i>This bullet in your brain</i>
<i>is like a time bomb.</i>

1538
01:29:27,296 --> 01:29:29,529
[doctor's voice echoes]

1539
01:29:50,652 --> 01:29:52,486
Hey, dummy.

1540
01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,588
'Bout time.
I was worried about you.

1541
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:57,724
Hey, congratulations.

1542
01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,527
You got the bad guys.
Job well done.

1543
01:30:00,529 --> 01:30:03,163
Well, I didn't exactly
get all the bad guys.

1544
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:04,331
That's true.

1545
01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:06,366
I got probably
a little bit more,

1546
01:30:06,368 --> 01:30:08,668
but that's just because
I'm built for it.

1547
01:30:08,670 --> 01:30:11,271
Um, don't I deserve
a little credit?

1548
01:30:12,841 --> 01:30:15,242
-Hey, Pink.
-Whoa.

1549
01:30:15,244 --> 01:30:20,013
Hey, Carter. Before I go,
I got a question for you.

1550
01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:25,519
I am thinking about...
becoming a crook again.

1551
01:30:25,521 --> 01:30:29,389
Getting back
into the crook business.
What do you think?

1552
01:30:29,391 --> 01:30:33,260
I gotta tell you,
a couple gift cards
may have fallen into my wallet.

1553
01:30:33,262 --> 01:30:35,595
That's blood money.
You do know that, right?

1554
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:38,064
I do know that.
And I thought about that,

1555
01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:40,967
but turns out,
it spends just the same.

1556
01:30:40,969 --> 01:30:43,437
They still take it
and they don't even ask
where it comes from.

1557
01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:47,307
No more gravy mop-up for me.
Sorry, Pinkie.

1558
01:30:47,309 --> 01:30:53,313
And I got
a little extra cash on me,
if you would like some.

1559
01:30:53,882 --> 01:30:54,881
[chuckles]

1560
01:30:55,451 --> 01:30:56,516
No, thank you.

1561
01:30:57,386 --> 01:30:58,785
Kind of thought you'd say that.

1562
01:30:59,488 --> 01:31:00,921
Well, I gotta go.

1563
01:31:00,923 --> 01:31:03,156
There's a road out there
with my name on it.

1564
01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:05,759
Oh, and, Pinkie?

1565
01:31:05,761 --> 01:31:08,462
Give my kneepad to the next guy.

1566
01:31:09,097 --> 01:31:13,667
Oh, and... one last thing.

1567
01:31:15,604 --> 01:31:17,304
I never stopped loving you.

1568
01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,040
Just want you to know that.

1569
01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:22,309
Take care, Pinkie.

1570
01:31:22,311 --> 01:31:24,511
Still a dick.

1571
01:31:24,513 --> 01:31:27,647
[Pink Martini's
"Una Notte A Napoli" plays]

1572
01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:43,363
So...

1573
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,600
So?

1574
01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:52,939
Tell me...
what's California like?

1575
01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:55,909
Hmm... Mountains.

1576
01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:58,578
Peaky mountains.

1577
01:32:03,385 --> 01:32:06,486
I been thinking about...
visiting.

1578
01:32:06,488 --> 01:32:07,854
I have a friend out there.

1579
01:32:07,856 --> 01:32:09,789
-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

1580
01:32:09,791 --> 01:32:12,859
He's a nice enough guy.
A little bit wacky,
but he's cool.

1581
01:32:15,831 --> 01:32:17,097
Is he a homeowner?

1582
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:18,965
Mm-mmm.

1583
01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:22,235
He lives in LA.

1584
01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:30,977
-He rents.
-Mm-hmm.

1585
01:32:42,524 --> 01:32:44,190
Fucking Carter!

1586
01:32:44,192 --> 01:32:46,493
[man singing
in foreign language]