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Refugees welcome for now.
Refugees welcome. You, not so sure.

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Stay as long as you like, Sami.

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Hang on. He is not staying...

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Don't tell me what I can do in my
own house, Peter.

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I'm...gonna go away for a bit.

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Yasmine and George are the third
Syrian refugee family

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we are hosting.

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But she does not look for
recognition.

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And it's exactly what I write about
in my blog.

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Do they know you are sleeping here?

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My accommodation status is on a
need-to-know basis.

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Refugees welcome here.

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Refugees welcome here.

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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour.

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It's not in the work. I'm sorry...

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Ha!

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And that is the conclusion of the
physics lesson for today.

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How was that?

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Very good.

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What were you studying today?

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Sebastian?

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Black holes. Black holes.

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And what did you learn about
black holes?

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Don't know.

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Very little is known about
black holes,

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so the mystery continues.

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Sami, you are a physics teacher,
aren't you?

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Oh, yes.

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Who wrote A Brief History Of Time?

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Yeah, who wrote it?

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Stephen...?

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Yes, Stephen.

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Second name sounds like a bird?

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Stephen Pigeon.

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Funny voice. Steven Gerrard.

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Couldn't use his legs.

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Steven Gerrard playing for England.

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He never quite captured his club
form on international duty.

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Huh, Sebastian?

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I'm sorry, I...

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I'm sorry.

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Please.

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Are you a tutor at all?

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Yes. I am an English teacher.

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Literature?

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I love it.

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Are you telling me the truth
this time?

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Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?

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Thou art more lovely
and more temperate:

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Rough winds do shake the
darling buds of May

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And summer's lease hath
all too short a date.

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Is he any good at English?

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Of course he's not.

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Jesus. All right!

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Come Thursday.

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We'll start again. OK.

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Oh, OK!

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Oh, no, no.

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I can't. Just take it.

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You nearly got away with it.

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Thank you.

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See you Thursday.

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I'll look forward to it.

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"I'll look forward to it."

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Do it again.

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"I'll look forward to it."

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Yeah, she's flirting. Are you sure?

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Yeah.

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Would you flirt that way?

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No.

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How would you do it?

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Fancy a fuck?

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Really?

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I'm gay.

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Oh. Oh!

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So, no beating around the bush,
so to speak.

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Still, er, quite forward.

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Yeah, but I'm into big dirty
bastards, so, "Is it raining?

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"I hadn't noticed," tends not to
cut the mustard.

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Where do you go be gay in UK?

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Anywhere. Pubs, club nights.

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Heard of Thorax? No.

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That's a good one.

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Stirrup? Again, no.

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Ramshackle.

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It's not easy being gay in Syria,
I imagine.

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Used to be.

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Shaalan district in Damascus.

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Now not so easy to be anything
any more.

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Being gay extra problem.

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You know who I used to fancy?

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Who? Osama bin Laden.

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Right.

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Bad boy.

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Yes, he was a bad boy.

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ISIS don't wanna hear this

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but that whole jihadist look really
does it for me.

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Don't let me go over there, I'd get
myself in terrible trouble.

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Right.

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Time to toodle.

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Hey.

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Do it again.

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I'm fucking with you! Ah, ha-ha!

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Have a good one, mate.

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So, we're still coming to your house
on Thursday for dinner.

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We will sort out the situation
between

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Sami and Yasmine, OK?

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I hope so. How is he?

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He's good.

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He's got some work as a tutor so
he's working, he's happy.

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Illegally?

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Illegal's a bit strong.

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Unlegal?

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He's working unlegally.

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Please don't call the cops. Agh!

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Eva, it is so good of you to come
all the way from Germany

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to discuss this.

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Oh, no, Oliver is a guest speaker at
a medical conference here.

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Oh, I see!
And we are fitting you in.

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Well, thank you for finding a hole,

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as the bishop said to the...
Shall we say 7 o'clock?

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Of course, and don't worry,
we shan't be there at 7 exactly.

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We are not your typical
cliched Germans.

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Good for you. We are always late.

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Me too. We'll be, like, about to
leave the house

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and Oliver will wanna fuck me
or something.

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God. Yeah!

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Tell me about it.

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I thought after seven years of being
together, he will start

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leaving me alone but, if anything,

131
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he finds me more attractive.

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What am I doing wrong?

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Peter's the same.

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Sometimes I'll be in the kitchen
and he'll just swoop

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and I'll be like,
"Put it away, love,

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"I'm trying to enjoy a sandwich,
here." We're gluten free.

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Gluten free, good to know. So I will
see you around 7 o'clock

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and tell Oliver to make it
a quickie!

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You can tell him that yourself.

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How long is a piece of string, huh?

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OK, see you later.

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Auf Wiedersehen!

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Fucking hell.

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Do you have any news?

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No, I just wanted to hear
your voice.

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Where is George?

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He's with Marvin in the park.

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Marvin? His friend.

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He picks his nose a lot.

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It's good to have a hobby.

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It's all happening.
He's settling down.

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You're meeting Eva and Oliver
on Thursday?

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Yes. All these grown-ups
taking care of us.

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I feel like I am trying to impress
your father all over again.

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Do you remember that time he caught
us kissing?

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First time or second time?

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Yeah, he saw you have hard-on and
hit it with a table lamp.

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Ah, third time.

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They're going to try to persuade you
to come and stay with us,

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you know that. Yes.

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I've been doing some research.

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You know, I could continue my
university degree here in Berlin.

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Yasmine, you can do that here
very easily, very easily.

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When is your interview for asylum?

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Three weeks.

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I've not laughed with you
for so long.

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You're really good at laughing.

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British joke?

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Tommy Cooper.

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They love him here.

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He wears a fez. Is he Muslim?

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I think convert, maybe.

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I love you.

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I know.

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Peter! Peter!

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Peter!

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How did you get here?

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Train, Tube, Tube, walk.

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Your mum's going to be worried
about you, John.

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This won't take long.

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Er, we're not plumbed in yet.

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Oh, right.

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How do you...? Piss down the lift
shaft. Does it make a good sound?

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Makes a great sound.
It's very satisfying.

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It's very satisfying indeed.

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I bet.

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Did the refugees leave?

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It's OK, it's all right,
it's all right, he's with me.

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How's your primavera?

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Good.

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How long are they staying for?

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As long as they need to.

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I mean, I'm not allowed up here,

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hardly in a position to
turf them out.

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Oliver and Eva are coming over for
dinner on Thursday.

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To meet Sami?

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To persuade him to move to Berlin.

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Right.

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You need to come. Says who?

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Him, me, Mum.

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Do you think your mum misses me,
John?

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You know your nose-hair trimmer on
the bathroom shelf?

203
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It does eyebrows as well
but, yes, the Multigroom, hm?

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Well, it went and I thought she
threw it out

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but I found it in the top drawer
of the cabinet.

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Top drawer? Yeah.

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I'm still top drawer...

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You're not on the shelf.

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What time Thursday?

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7 o'clock.

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Wear this.

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Why? Oliver's handsome. You need to
make an effort.

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What do you think?

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It's a game-changer. OK.

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See you Thursday. 7pm.

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00:09:01,403 --> 00:09:02,923
Er, John.

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00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:06,523
Do you...

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00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,243
..miss me?

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Sort your nose out, as well.

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We didn't know that you
lived outside London.

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Dorking is right next door.

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Sami shouldn't be much longer.

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Right.

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The Uber car just kept on
going and going.

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I thought we were going
back to Germany.

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The Surrey hills, it's nicer.

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You live in the countryside,
like a family of squirrels.

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00:10:00,203 --> 00:10:01,283
Oh.

229
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,723
Sorry, what was that?

230
00:10:08,763 --> 00:10:12,203
Oh, Oliver was just saying how this
reminds us of our first house.

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Thank you.

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We were so poor.

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Poor you.

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00:10:15,803 --> 00:10:17,003
You're not now, though, are you?

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00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:20,403
No. Our house is a converted
shoe factory in Berlin.

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00:10:20,443 --> 00:10:21,643
Gosh.

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00:10:21,683 --> 00:10:23,043
I just realised.

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We live in a shoe factory,

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you live in a shoe box.

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It's perfect.

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Let's go into business.

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00:10:29,683 --> 00:10:33,003
No, the shoe factory's no longer
operational. The shoe factory is no
longer operational.

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00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,363
I mean, the start-up costs
would be enormous.

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And we've all got lives, haven't we?

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00:10:39,763 --> 00:10:42,283
So, Oliver, you're here with work.

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Yes, yes, I'm lecturing my fellow
surgeons at the Imperial College.

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They seem to think that I know
something about replacing

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the mitral valve of the heart with
minimal invasive surgery.

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He does know something about it.

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I pioneered it.

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You've saved so many lives. Yeah.

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I mean, you're like an airbag.

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00:11:01,523 --> 00:11:02,723
Yeah. Yeah.

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It involves keyhole surgery,

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inserting a catheter through
the ribs.

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00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:09,723
Well, I hate to disagree
with you, Oliver,

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but I always thought the way to a
man's heart was through his stomach.

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00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:14,603
Er, no.

259
00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:17,883
No, the organ damage
would be catastrophic.

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00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:20,203
Speaking of which, let me get you
both a drink.

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00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:24,043
"She is tolerable but not handsome
enough to tempt me."

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00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,083
Who said that? Darcy.

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00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:27,763
Very good. Bravo.

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Finished.

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00:11:29,603 --> 00:11:31,043
How was Pride And Prejudice?

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In the words of Jane Austen...

267
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:33,923
..we smashed it.

268
00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:36,483
Can I go out?

269
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:37,883
Yes, back in an hour.

270
00:11:40,443 --> 00:11:41,643
See you next week, Sami.

271
00:11:41,683 --> 00:11:42,963
Yes.

272
00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:46,883
Well, thank you.

273
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,203
Pleasure.

274
00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:49,763
Would you like a glass of wine?

275
00:11:49,803 --> 00:11:53,563
Er, no. I have to go home
for a very important dinner.

276
00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:55,403
Well, you better check it.

277
00:11:55,443 --> 00:11:56,443
Ah.

278
00:12:04,443 --> 00:12:06,123
Still no.

279
00:12:31,403 --> 00:12:33,603
Um...

280
00:12:33,643 --> 00:12:34,963
..I am married.

281
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,603
So am I.

282
00:12:37,643 --> 00:12:39,523
Hard, isn't it?

283
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,003
Yes.

284
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,363
It's important to be happy, Sami.

285
00:12:43,403 --> 00:12:45,843
Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

286
00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:48,963
But, my wife and I, there is a great
distance between us right now.

287
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:51,323
Oh, same with me and Neil.

288
00:12:51,363 --> 00:12:54,923
I feel as though we may as well be
living in different countries.

289
00:12:54,963 --> 00:12:56,643
Well, we are.

290
00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:58,163
Tell me about it.

291
00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:00,643
We, my wife and I, we have been
through a lot.

292
00:13:00,683 --> 00:13:02,883
We have been on a sinking ship.

293
00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:05,883
Maybe you need to get off that ship?

294
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:09,843
I think we are talking about two
different ships.

295
00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:13,643
Conference call wrapped up early.

296
00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:14,923
What are we...?

297
00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:16,203
Hello. Hello.

298
00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:19,443
This is the tutor.
Oh, yeah, the refugee.

299
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:21,963
Don't nick anything.

300
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,323
It's not what it looks like.

301
00:13:27,363 --> 00:13:28,483
Who wrote these?

302
00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:32,083
I did.

303
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:34,443
You wrote these? To her?

304
00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:36,203
She has asked me to leave.

305
00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:38,083
You come over here, you...

306
00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:41,403
OK, so what do you want to do?

307
00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:42,803
I want to hit you.

308
00:13:42,843 --> 00:13:44,403
Oh, for God's sake, Neil.

309
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,483
OK.

310
00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,563
Uh...

311
00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:49,643
I will sit down.

312
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,603
Can we hurry up, please?
I have to be home for dinner.

313
00:13:59,643 --> 00:14:00,803
I'm preparing.

314
00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:03,563
Same time next week?

315
00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:13,003
Obviously he's decided he doesn't
want to meet us.

316
00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:15,163
Hello? Yeah! Coming.

317
00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:23,403
Ah. So, Sami.

318
00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:24,683
Eva.

319
00:14:24,723 --> 00:14:26,283
Oh, Sami.

320
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,123
So nice to meet you. Yes, you too.

321
00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:29,763
Hi, oh, so sorry I'm late.

322
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,003
Where, where...?

323
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,363
Here, Sami.

324
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:39,963
What happened to your eye?

325
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:42,403
Pride.

326
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,483
And Prejudice.

327
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,643
Hi. Hello.

328
00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:59,363
John didn't tell you he'd
invited me, did he?

329
00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:00,523
No.

330
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,123
This is ridiculous. I'm going to go.

331
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,603
No, no, no. This is good.

332
00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:05,723
This helps.

333
00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:06,763
Come in.

334
00:15:16,163 --> 00:15:18,283
Er, these are for you.

335
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,603
Thank you.

336
00:15:22,643 --> 00:15:24,803
The florist said that peonies
are very special

337
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:28,563
cos they're only available for a few
months of the year.

338
00:15:28,603 --> 00:15:32,603
I said, "They should be available
for longer."

339
00:15:32,643 --> 00:15:36,723
The florist said,
"A peonies extension?"

340
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,723
And I said, "No, that's just the way
my trousers bunch up."

341
00:15:39,763 --> 00:15:41,083
Right, that's the ice broken.

342
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:43,283
How's it going in there?

343
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:44,883
I see.

344
00:15:44,923 --> 00:15:47,123
Where'd you get that?

345
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,003
Er, John wanted me to wear it.

346
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,803
Do you like it?

347
00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:54,963
It was his dad's.

348
00:15:55,963 --> 00:15:57,803
I'm sorry.

349
00:15:57,843 --> 00:15:59,923
I'll take it off. No, no, no.

350
00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:02,723
Keep it on. I like that he gave it
to you.

351
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,163
It's like a cat bringing you a
really fucked up mouse.

352
00:16:05,203 --> 00:16:07,403
Bit weird but he means well.

353
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,883
Come on.

354
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,643
Welcome, Eva and Oliver, to the UK.

355
00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:31,363
I hope you had a pleasant trip.

356
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:34,163
Better than mine, anyway.

357
00:16:35,523 --> 00:16:37,523
Although Lufthansa these days,
I don't know.

358
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:38,883
We flew BA.

359
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:39,963
Hm.

360
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:42,123
I've never been on a plane.

361
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:44,243
Welcome.

362
00:16:44,283 --> 00:16:46,963
Yasmine sends you a present.

363
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:50,403
I don't have anything for her.

364
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,483
Don't worry.

365
00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:53,123
Join us in Berlin.

366
00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,803
That is the only gift she wants.

367
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,883
So, Oliver, you are a heart surgeon.

368
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,523
I'm afraid I am.

369
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:06,083
You are a hero. No, no, no,
I am no hero.

370
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:07,243
John has a saying.

371
00:17:07,283 --> 00:17:10,123
"Not all heroes wear capes."

372
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,003
Yes, indeed. Not all heroes wear
capes.

373
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,363
They do wear gloves, though.

374
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,403
Ha! Thor doesn't.

375
00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:21,843
Have you ever touched a heart?

376
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:22,963
Sorry?

377
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:26,563
Like, a beating one? Have you ever
touched a live heart?

378
00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:28,243
Yes, John, I have.

379
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:29,843
What's it like?

380
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,843
It's like touching God.

381
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,043
And thank you for asking
me this question.

382
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,123
Sami...

383
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:36,563
Is it slimy?

384
00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:37,923
Little bit.

385
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:39,163
Got there in the end.

386
00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:41,883
Sami, I have touched
a thousand human hearts

387
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:45,723
but it is very rare that someone
touches my heart.

388
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:48,563
Your beautiful wife
and your beautiful son,

389
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,363
they have touched my heart.

390
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,723
Thank you.

391
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:55,963
As you know, I'm a teacher and I've
taught thousands of children

392
00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:59,563
but, actually, it's quite rare that
somebody teaches me something.

393
00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:03,123
Sami has taught me compassion but
he's also taught me humility.

394
00:18:04,403 --> 00:18:05,843
Thank you, Katy.

395
00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:08,003
Thank YOU.

396
00:18:11,003 --> 00:18:14,923
I'm a quantity surveyor and...

397
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:28,003
Sami, Eva and myself would
like to help you,

398
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:32,003
but I will be honest with you,
we do not have a family of our own

399
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,683
and we will never have children
because, well...

400
00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:35,883
I do not want any.

401
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:37,643
And this is Eva's choice.

402
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,403
It is so body destroying.

403
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:42,243
Sami, you want your
family to come here.

404
00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:43,563
UK, not Germany?

405
00:18:43,603 --> 00:18:44,843
I think so, yes.

406
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:46,843
Even though it is leaving Europe.

407
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,203
Leaving Europe.

408
00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:50,483
I can't believe you're doing this.

409
00:18:50,523 --> 00:18:52,083
Sorry. You must be crazy.

410
00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:53,803
Why would you? Yeah.

411
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,963
Feel like it, mate.

412
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:58,163
You are saying goodbye
to your neighbours

413
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,003
and friends to face
an uncertain future.

414
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:03,683
This is what we did when
we left Syria.

415
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:05,043
It seems like the perfect fit.

416
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,123
Sami.

417
00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:08,323
Tolerance, tolerance.

418
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:10,603
This is why I want my family
in the UK.

419
00:19:11,763 --> 00:19:15,483
White politicians, brown mayor,
beautiful black princess.

420
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:16,843
Tolerance.

421
00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:19,363
Ignore my eye.

422
00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:22,083
Sami, you know what Germany
can offer you.

423
00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:26,323
More benefits, free movement in
Europe, a health service that works.

424
00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:28,723
OK, there is nothing wrong
with the NHS.

425
00:19:28,763 --> 00:19:30,523
It is on its knees.

426
00:19:30,563 --> 00:19:32,403
Have you used it recently?
Thought not.

427
00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,883
I walked into a hospital six months
ago with a medical emergency,

428
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,283
I was seen within 90 minutes.

429
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:37,683
What was the emergency?

430
00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:39,203
I tore my frenulum.
Aw, can we not?

431
00:19:39,243 --> 00:19:40,603
I'm sorry, that's not an emergency.

432
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:42,363
Yeah, well, tell that to
my frenulum, mate,

433
00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:44,563
cos it didn't get the memo.
What is a frenulum, please?

434
00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:47,763
Oh, shit!

435
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:49,043
Enough of this.

436
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,483
Sami, listen to me.

437
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,003
You are pushing your family
to the edge.

438
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,483
They want to stay in Germany.

439
00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:55,723
Listen to them.

440
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:57,363
I'm trying to give us a choice.

441
00:19:57,403 --> 00:19:58,523
Choice?

442
00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:02,683
Believe me, you do not want to be
in this Brexit shit-hole.

443
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,563
OK, now, I said that I would
behave myself tonight

444
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,643
but that is absolutely a...

445
00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:10,203
Say that again.

446
00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:12,483
Brexit shit-hole.

447
00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:18,363
We are leaving Europe.

448
00:20:18,403 --> 00:20:21,923
What can I tell you? We love making
things hard for ourselves.

449
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,083
I mean, we're miles in a world of
kilometres.

450
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,403
We're hot and cold in a world of
mixer taps.

451
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:31,163
We're a three-pin plug in a world of
fuck off three-pin plugs.

452
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:34,323
We love underdogs so much we've
decided to become one.

453
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:38,163
We've chosen to live in a worse
kennel and, as the song says,

454
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:39,763
"We're shit and we know we are."

455
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,843
But you know what grows in shit?
Roses.

456
00:20:41,883 --> 00:20:44,563
So, this rose is welcome to stay
and so is his family,

457
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:48,363
if that's what they decide. And I've
got two things to say to you.

458
00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:51,643
A, if you don't like it,
you can fuck off.

459
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,243
And, B,

460
00:20:53,283 --> 00:20:55,283
none of that pasta's gluten free.

461
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:04,643
Well, I thought that went very well.

462
00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,043
Too much?

463
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,123
No.

464
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:08,483
No.

465
00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:09,883
They weren't very nice.

466
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:11,763
They weren't very nice, were they?

467
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,403
No. No.

468
00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:15,923
Er, look, Katy.

469
00:21:15,963 --> 00:21:18,523
He's got the refugees
still staying with him.

470
00:21:18,563 --> 00:21:20,843
How long can they stay there?

471
00:21:20,883 --> 00:21:23,443
For as long as they can get away
with it.

472
00:21:36,803 --> 00:21:38,083
Stay here.

473
00:21:40,443 --> 00:21:41,963
For tonight?

474
00:21:43,443 --> 00:21:45,843
For as long as you can get
away with it.

475
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,203
He's been pissing in
the lift shaft as well.

476
00:21:57,243 --> 00:21:58,723
Yes, thank you, John.

477
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,883
Hello?

478
00:22:28,923 --> 00:22:30,843
Eins, zwei, drei.

479
00:22:58,803 --> 00:23:01,043
So? How did it go?

480
00:23:02,803 --> 00:23:04,843
Erm, uh...

481
00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:16,403
You still want to stay there,
don't you?

482
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:50,003
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