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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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Are you ready? Yes.

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SKYPE RINGS

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Come on, you, let's leave him to it.

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THEY SPEAK ARABIC

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# Every night in my dreams

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BOTH: # I see you
I feel you

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# That is how I know you go on

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SHE EXCLAIMS

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# Near

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BOTH: # Far
Wherever you are

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Deal.

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# I believe that
the heart does go on. #

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What are they talking about?

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I don't know. It's all in Arabic.

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Such a romantic language.

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I want to rip your clothes off
and fuck your brains out!

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No, still all in Arabic.

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Still in Arabic.
No, still in Arabic.

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Peter, Katy, John!

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Look! Ah.

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Hi! I'm Yasmine.
This is George.

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Hi, George.
Where are they?

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Germany.

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Ah, Germany's good.
Germans are lovely.

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Yes, well, they have to be
these days, really, don't they?
Peter...

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Hi! I'm Eva, this is Oliver.

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Hi, Sami. Hello, everyone!

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Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello.

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Sami, it's incredible here, look.

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Oh, that's amazing. Lovely house.

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Thanks. Oliver is a heart surgeon.

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Gosh, really?

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JOHN: Those are very cool.
Very cool, very cool!

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Yasmine and George are the
third Syrian refugee family

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we are hosting.

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This is Eva's passion,
but she does not look
for recognition.

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Oh, please, no,
this is not about recognition

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and it's exactly what
I write about in my blog.

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How many refugee families
have you hosted, Katy?

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Sami's our first.

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How did you meet him?

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That is a story for another time.

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Yes. Let's just say Sami
came with a lot of baggage.

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Very happy with that.

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Sami, get your ass over here.

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Oh, well, Sami loves the UK.
Don't you? God knows why.

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SAMI: The people.

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Aw, please, you'll get me
going in a minute.

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He loves it here.

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Yes, not here, but here generally.
Peter...

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Yasmine and George, join me here
as soon as possible, please.

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Get your skates on?
Nailed it.

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Get your skates on!

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I will have final interview soon.

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Hopefully I become official refugee,

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we make a life for ourselves
in the UK.

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Bish, bosh, bash.

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Bish, bash, bosh.

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Bish, bish, bosh.
Bish, bash, bosh.

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Bish, bosh, bish, bash.

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Bish, bash, bosh.
Bish, bash, bosh.

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Germany is amazing! And the food,
there is this potato pancake...

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What is it again?

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Kartoffelpuffer.
Oh, Kartoffelpuffer.

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Kartoffelpuffer? Kartoffelpuffer.

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Ah, Kartoffelpuffer!

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She likes you. Ah, that's sweet. Ah.

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Did she say "doughnuts"? No, no.

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Sami, join us soon.

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We know what we're doing.

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George...

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Bish, bash, bosh.

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John, two minutes.

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Mum, I know what I want
for my birthday.

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Well, I've kind of got
everything, darling.

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No, this is crucial.

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By the way, Sami,
my birthday's this Friday.

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Ah, I heard a rumour.

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And what is this crucial gift?

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The VR kit George had.

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It's regrettably a little bit
out of my league.

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Mine, too. We've already got
your present.

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Is it made out of wood
like your Christmas present?

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Jenga. Went down like a wank
in a Wendy house.

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Yes. This is bullshit.
Swearing. It is, though.

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You, packed lunch.

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You, you're going to the
refugee centre.

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Maybe.

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Come on, free food probably,
those places always have nibbles.

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Nipples? Nibbles.

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Ah, meze.

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You, working from home,
Bolognese in the fridge.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
"Refugees welcome here"?

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REFUGEE welcome here.

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A refugee welcome here.

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Beware the refugee.
You see, that'd be useful.

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I think it's important.
It's virtue signalling.

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It's virtue signalling.
What is virtue signalling?

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Virtue signalling is...
It's very hard to describe,

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but you know it when you see it.

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Like scampi?
Yes, exactly, like scampi.

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Did you enjoy your scampi
last night, Sami?

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Oh, yes, thank you very much.

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So, come on,
what's virtue signalling?

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Virtue signalling is saving
a baby from a burning building

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while wearing tap shoes.

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Virtue signalling sounds amazing.

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For now.
Refugees welcome here for now.

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Refugees, welcome here,
you, not so sure.

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I was joking.

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Don't care, no more points
like that, please.

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Be nice.

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Go to the refugee centre, there'll
be people there that can help.

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I have you.

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Yeah, but let's be realistic, Sami,

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we're going to get fucking sick
of you soon.

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Ah, British sarcasm.

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This is why you have so many wars.

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"Excuse me, do you mind
if I invade Poland?"

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"Oh, just a little bit, Hitler."

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"Just a little bit? Really?

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"It's not the answer
I was expecting.
Thank you very much. Sieg Heil."

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Why do you hate
refugee centres so much?

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All these places are the same.

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There's always a table-tennis table
and then that European man

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with that hair
who comes to try and help you.

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What hair? It's...
John, what is it? The hair?

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Dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks.

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Yasmine seems lovely.

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Yes.

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You know, it's amazing
what you both have done.

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Holding on to all that love,
despite everything.

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It's not always been perfect.

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You know, we have our upside downs.

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Ups and downs.

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Ups and downs.

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You know, you leave Syria

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thinking this may solve
your marriage problems.

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You are leaving all your troubles
behind, but, don't worry,

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they still come.

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Like tiny illegals
inside your backpack,

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between your passport
and your pants,

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you cannot escape.

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Hi, Raj.

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Morning, mate.
Morning, mate.

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What is this?
Crossword.

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Ah, I like this.

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This is the cryptic crossword.

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"Cryptic"? Yeah.

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It's like every question
is a riddle.

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They're for pricks, basically.

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Can't do it, you feel like one.
Finish it, you look like one.

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Try me.

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Mate, even English people
can't do them.

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Try me.

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Four letters, "Leaves home",
begins with T.

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I don't have time for this.

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See you later.
See you.

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Yes, so what I was saying is,

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we became refugees because we could
not afford couples therapy.

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It could be worse, you could be
on Jeremy Kyle. Kyle, Kyle...

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Ah, the morning crouching man.

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Yeah, not that desperate.

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You need to be in the same place,
stop moving.

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Put down roots.

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Put down roots, yes.

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Tree.

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Huh?

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Leaves home, four letters, tree.

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Ah!

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Oh, boy's a fucking genius.

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Yeah!

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It's a tree!

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Go on.

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Cavendish is a wanker.

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OK. Come on.

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Mr Cavendish has had to take
the afternoon off,

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so I will be covering for him.

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He says to read chapter six of 1945
in Foundation Of The Welfare State.

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Miss, could you turn the light on?
I can't see the board. Yeah.

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No.

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Miss, I think you've got
some pen under your eye.

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Really?
Nah, Miss, the other one. Don't.

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LAUGHING

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Everything all right, Miss?

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I've got something in my eye.

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Everything all right at home, Miss?

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Is it your relationship, Miss?

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Oh, God, is this
a practical joke?

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Because if it is,
it is absolutely...

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..brilliant.

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Christ, that is sophisticated.

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PHONE BEEPS

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HE CHUCKLES

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Hello. Who are you?

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I'm Magnus.
Magnus.

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Magnus, welcome to the
Long Road Refugee Centre.

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Can I just say you are safe here?

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Whatever animals
in your homeland did this to you,

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they cannot hurt you anymore.
No, I, work here.

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Where are you from?
Hackney.

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And you are from Syria?

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Dorking.
Just off the M25.

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Now THAT'S a long road.

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I'll catch up with you in a bit.
Very good.

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Hey, you, play.

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OK.

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Now I warn you.

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I was in a migrant camp
for seven months in Italy

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and I have a very competitive son.

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So I got pretty good at...

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Right. That was a warm-up.

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One, nothing.
OK, you've started.

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Right.
Be honest,

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you like humiliating refugees,
don't you?

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You are like Hungary in a dress.

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Sorry.

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Beware the refugee.

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I...just got really angry.

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It was like, something took me over.

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I guess I'm like the Hulk
in that way.

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You are not the Incredible Hulk.
Hulk. They dropped "the incredible"
in The Avengers.

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And why do you think they did that?
Because there's nothing incredible

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about hitting people, John.
It is not incredible to destroy.

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That is why they dropped the word
incredible. I think it was
a copyright issue. Smart arse.

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Don't care.
PHONE RINGS

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Whose sunglasses are they?

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Mr Rajaratnam's.
How do I look?

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You look like a good female
cricketer. I'll take that!

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Detention starting today for a week.
I want go back to my old school!

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Your dad stopped paying the fees, so
you're going have to slum it with me
and the Bash StreetKids.

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Don't blame Dad, get Peter
to pay them. He can't do that.

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He gets organic vegetables
delivered.

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He can do whatever he wants.
You're not his responsibility.

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And I'm not ready to ask him.

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Why have you chosen
another crap dad for me?

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Hurts, don't it?

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It didn't sound
like I thought it would.

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How did you think it'd sound?
Doosh!

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Oh, yeah.
What did actually sound like?

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Boof!

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Have you ever punched someone?

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Yeah. Who?

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Your dad.
What did it sound like?

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Doof!

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There we are.

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You OK?

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Excuse me. What?

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I know you.

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I don't think so.

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No, I...I do, from back home.
Damascus, yes?

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Eh, look, I've never met you before,
sorry.

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No, I know your face, I know...
Fuck off!

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Sorry. I...

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Palmyra Palace Restaurant!

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You own
the Palmyra Palace Restaurant!

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I eat there all the time!
Eh, ate there!

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HE SPEAKS IN ARABIC

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Akid, akid!

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Leo. Sami!

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English, English.
We are here now.

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The Palmyra Palace Restaurant is the
best restaurant in all of Damascus.

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You don't know that.
Hey, I did my research.

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Your fatteh was...and, oh,
your habibi, your baba ganoush...

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With the smoked paprika?
I love that baba ganoush!

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I had three bowls every time.
Three bowls?

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That baba ganoush was complimentary.
I know.

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And I thought that Assad
would destroy my business.

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It was good baba ganoush.

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How is the restaurant?

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I'm sorry.

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Ah! A new chapter begins.

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Katy! Yeah! Get up here!

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No! You come down here. I'm tired.

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It's an emergency!

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I told you it can't take that
kind of volume. Use a plunger.

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Katy!

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You've been here two years? Almost.
One with family.

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You? Oh, family in Berlin.

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It's a long story. But I'm living
with an English family for now.

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I got here last week.
Put your number in there.

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Thank you.
So, eh...

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..you like this British family? Oh!

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Let me tell you, Leo,

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they are the nicest people
I have ever met in my entire life.

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Katy! Yes.

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Don't come too close!
Don't come too close!

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I knew it.

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Don't touch it!

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Peter. I bloody knew it.
Be very careful what you say next.

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I was suspicious of him, the first
time he got out of our car.

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I know. And you ridiculed me.

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What? You laughed at me.

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You said he's lost,
he's alone, he needs help.

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Well, I can smell trouble.
I've got a nose for these things

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and it's been twitching
like squirrel fucking nutkin!
It's nougat and fireworks.

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We're harbouring a member
of Islamic State!

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He's infiltrated
the very fabric of Dorking!

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He's turned our home
into a terrorist cell.

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Maybe it's a splinter cell.
What is a splinter cell?

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I don't know,
but he knows, don't you worry...
It's nougat and fireworks.

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He's bought them
for John's birthday.

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It's nougat and fireworks, Peter.

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It's nougat and fucking fireworks!

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Your suitcase is under the bed.

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Peter,
you will never guess who I met.

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Leo from Damascus.

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He just walked into the refugee
centre, the king of baba ganoush.

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That's wonderful, Sami.
Where are you going, Peter?

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I'm going to go away for a bit.

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Something happened?

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I think it's for the best.

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Make sure everyone's
all right, please. Of course.

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Oh, and, eh...

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..give John this on Friday.

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How long will you be away, Peter?

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I don't know.

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I will miss you.

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What is baba ganoush?

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Smokey aubergine dip.

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Careful, Sami!
SHE LAUGHS

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Happy Birthday, John!

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Here, open this one next.

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Who's it from? Oh!

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Whoa! Thank you so, so much!
Thank you so much!

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Hey, eh, read the label.

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I'm going to go set it up. Yeah.

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Sami? Yeah? Come upstairs.

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Why? Just come upstairs!

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George?

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Habibi, Papa!

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George, habibi, baba!

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