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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour.

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Morning. Good morning.

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Oh, please, just observing.

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Where is the Post Office?
There's one on the high street.

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Opens at nine. High street?

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Have you got anything for me?
Oh, yes.

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Home Office. I'll add it to the bag.

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Erm... May I?

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Ah. Morning, Sami.

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Good morning.
Any news from Yasmin?

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Let me check again.

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No.

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I have a question. Shoot.

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What is E?

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E is for Elliot.

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Who's Elliot?

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Elliot is John's father.

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So, what's the plan, Stan?
What's today?

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Post Office. 9am. Why?

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I show them my registration card.

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The government gives me money
while I wait for asylum application.

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So they bloody should. Peter?

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I'm picking up John after school,
yes. What are you gonna do with him?

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I've got a plan. Yeah.
What is the plan?

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A surprise.

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Because, you know, if it's a petting
zoo and a packet of Quavers,

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he'll hate that.

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Well, it's not. He's not a twat.

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I know. It matters,
afternoons like this.

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Message received.

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We'll have fun.

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Morning.

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It's ready.

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Come upstairs, Sami.
John's got a surprise for you.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Oh...

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OK, come upstairs.

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What is this? Sami,
it looks like you may need...

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John, kill the music, love.

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Sami, it looks like you may need
to spend some more time with us,

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so I'd like to give you
the spare room.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you very, very, very much.

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Yes, I was using this
as office space,

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but it's yours now, apparently.
We talked about this, Peter.

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No, no, no, it's fine. I mean, this
is how Trump happens, but it's fine.

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Please enjoy the spare room.

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Peter, I insist you share this
with me for your work.

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Right.

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Well, obviously, I'd have to base
myself near the router.

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The Wi-Fi signal here
is as weak as barley water,

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but if I could kind of
hot desk between the hookah

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and the bin, then we might
be in business.

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Good. Yep.

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Excellent. John set all this up.

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Is it like Damascus?

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Almost exactly. Thank you, John.

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The rug's facing east.

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I checked on my compass.

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OK.

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He downloaded a call
to prayer as well.

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Mo Salah and Mo Farah.

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To give it a bit of atmosphere.

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They're your mob, aren't they,
the Mos?

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We're aware you probably haven't
had a chance to pray yet,

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so, you know, now's your chance.

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Right.

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Thank you very much.

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Can I speak to you outside, please?
Yeah.

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I'm...

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I'm not Muslim. What?

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I'm Christian. Piss off!

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Really? Really. Oh.

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I do not know the Muslim prayer.
Right.

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It's just he's gone
to so much trouble.

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Could you busk it?

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And, when you think about it,

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that would be
the Christian thing to do.

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OK. Busky, busky.

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May I be alone please?

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Oh, of course. Mm.

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# Minnesota Twins... #

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Amen.

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Thank you, I feel better.

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I'm sure she'll call soon, Sami.
I hope so.

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First day back at school, John.

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Very exciting. I hate this tie.

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You look handsome, darling.

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I look like Mr Bean.

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I'm going in here.

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First day at a new school.

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A new school?

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A new school where his mum is
the head of year.

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It is the nightmare.

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It is the nightmare.

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He was at a private school,
but his dad stopped paying the fees.

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Elliot? Yeah. I see.

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Abu reiha.

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What was that?

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I'm calling him a very bad name.
Abu reiha.

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Ooh, what does it mean?

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The father of stinky smells.

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Right.

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I was expecting something worse,
to be honest.

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Well, I've never met him.
Give it another go.

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El sharmouta.

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What's that?
Son of a bitch. That's better.

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His mum never liked me anyway.

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Hi. Morning.

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Just one treat, OK?

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Hello. Hi.

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Aren't you going to introduce us?

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Er...

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This is Sami. All right. Hi!

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And what is this gentleman's name?

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I don't know.

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What do you mean, you don't know?

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I mean, I don't know.

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We've never done names.

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He owns your nearest shop.

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What is your name? Erm, Raj.

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Wow! Raj.

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Raj, meet Katy and John.

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John and Katy meet Raj.

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Hi. Hi, Raj.

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I mean, the shop is called Raj.

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My name's above the shop.
Yes, but I didn't know you were Raj.

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Pretty likely though, isn't it?

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Sami is from Syria.

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Right. So, you know... What?

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You probably have
a lot...to talk about.

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I'm from Streatham. Right.

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Oh, you mean because
we both have brown faces?

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No, I didn't say that. No, no.

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It's fine. You're right.
We all tend to keep in touch.

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What shade of brown is that?
I call it desert sand.

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You? Kit Kat.
I like these brown conversations.

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We should do this more often.
I think so.

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Right, better get going
or we'll be late.

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Thanks, Raj. Thank you, Raj.

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Know where you're going? Yeah.

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Know where you're going?

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Do you want me to walk in
with you? No.

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See you later.

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I don't want to be here.

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Deep breath in.

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Deep breath out.

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I am the master of my fate.

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I am the captain of my soul.

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I am the master of my fate.
I am the captain of my soul.

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Come on, come on, come on.
Everybody inside.

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You snooze, you lose. Good morning.

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Got your registration card? Yes.

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£37 and 75p per week.

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That's right. Is that a lot?

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Not for me to say, sir.

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How much is a stamp? 67p.

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It is not a lot. It's fuck all.

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If you don't like it, mate,
you can piss off home.

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Sorry? We're full up, sunshine.

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Brexit.

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We're not a soft touch any more.

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Please, believe me, I do not want
to take this money.

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Well, don't then. We've got our own
to look after, eh?

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We've got old people, kids.

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We've got an abandoned generation
of children in this country.

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Please, you take it.

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Fuck off.

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Really, for your family.

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I am sorry. I am so sorry.

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Besides, we don't fund terrorists.

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Don't do it, son.
That'd be a mistake.

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Here, take this.

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No, no, no. I can't.

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Yes, you can.

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Yes, you can.

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Don't give him your money.
It's fine.

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No, it's not fine. It's fine.

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Because you're gonna give me
your money.

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Eh?

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You're gonna give me your money.

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No. Yes.

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Make me.

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I can't make you,

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but he can.

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I'm not even gonna ask.

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It's just gonna happen.

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David's my grandson.

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Extraordinary, isn't it?
What a funny little rainbow we are.

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I'm one of the abandoned generation
of children you were chatting about.

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He is.

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It doesn't make me proud
to say this,

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but if you don't give it to him,
he's gonna open your lid,

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turn you upside down
and tap the shit out of you.

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Thank you.

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I fought in Suez.

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Tarted up in me best khaki, had a
shit sandwich and came home again.

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Don't know why I was there.

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It turns out why I was there

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was partly for the reason
you're here...

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..so history connects us.

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Mind-blowing, isn't it?

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Now, on your way before I start
sucking me own cock.

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It's not normally this complicated.

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I suppose it means getting
a bit carried away,

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liking the sound of your own voice.

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Sucking your own cock?

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Huh.

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The Guardian?

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You want one? This one likes me?

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This one likes you.

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This one likes you too.

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Oh... This one hates you.

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This one hates you.

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This one really fucking hates you.

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This one would hate you, but it's
still extremely busy telling us

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about the death of Princess Diana.

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And this one...hates you.

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Which ones do you sell the most of?

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Can I have some potato chips
instead?

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Hello? Sami, it's Peter.
Oh, hello.

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Ten minutes
until delivery.

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I need a hard copy of the inventory.

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Yes. Coming, coming.

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You need to go back home
and meet John after school.

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Work's got me over a barrel.
You know how it is.

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OK, but I thought you were going
to take him... I am.

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I'm just gonna be an hour late
or so. Just hold the fort.

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Like Davy Crockett? I've no idea.

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Just be back home at four, OK?

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Oh, and don't tell Katy
about this, will you?

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Ah, of course.

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Don't worry, Peter,
it shall be our little...

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Peter, did you get that? Coming!

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Hello?

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No! No, no, no!

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Please, please! I need my phone!

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No...

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Afternoon, Katy.

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Oh, hi, Diana.

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How was Year 8 History?

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Took some pretty heavy fire.

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Had to be choppered out.

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You'll get a medal for this,
soldier.

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Good summer hols?
Quite eventful actually.

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We're keeping it a bit quiet,
but we're trying to adopt.

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Oh, congratulations.

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I've adopted. Have you?
A Syrian boy.

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I had no idea.
That's wonderful. How old?

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36. Erm...
Found him in the boot of our car.

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Comes as standard now
with Audis apparently.

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Oh, my God, a refugee? Yeah.

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He's staying with us for a bit.
And you're comfortable with that?

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With what?
With him being in the house?

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Why wouldn't I be?
Well, around John.

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Better woman than me. Good for you.

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Right, time to win
some hearts and minds.

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Peter? Peter?

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Oh. Hi.

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Hi.

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How was the first day of school?

262
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OK. Where's Peter?

263
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He's running late.

264
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Please do not be disappointed.

265
00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:58,723
What's the matter?

266
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Nothing. What is it?

267
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Somebody stole my mobile phone.

268
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It had my SIM
in the cover.

269
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All my photos, all my numbers.

270
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My wife's number.

271
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We'll find it.

272
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I'm good with these things.

273
00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:17,363
Well, the delays to the glass
partitions are non-critical,

274
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but I've talked to
the Swedish suppliers...

275
00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:22,163
Sorry, can I just take this?
Two seconds, two seconds.

276
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:25,203
Hello, mate. Listen, sorry we're not
spending the afternoon together...

277
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Sami's had his SIM stolen.

278
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,803
We need you to bring the car
and help us find it.

279
00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:31,363
Right. He has all of
his numbers on there.

280
00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:34,603
OK. That's bad luck, I recognise
that, but I can't leave work, John.

281
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,123
We're at a crucial delivery stage.

282
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If you don't help us, I'll tell Mum
you were late for our play date.

283
00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:40,563
OK, that is a new low.

284
00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:43,083
You forced me to go there, Peter.
I'm not proud.

285
00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:44,443
I didn't want a sewer fight.

286
00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,723
I don't want a sewer fight either.
Don't sewer fight me!

287
00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,003
I'm gonna give you the count
of three, then I'm gonna ring Mum.

288
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No. One.

289
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No. Two.

290
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OK, so, if Katy asks what we did...

291
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Pizza Express.

292
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Right. Arancini
and a shared dough ball starter.

293
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Then? American Classic.

294
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Good. Padana, extra goat's cheese.

295
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:02,243
Leggera range... Sloppy Jeffrey.

296
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:03,803
Giuseppe! Giuseppe. Sami, Giuseppe.

297
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I need to know I can rely on you.
Don't worry about me.

298
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I will be there for you.

299
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:08,963
Tiramisu for dessert?
Sounds too much fun.

300
00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,603
It's you. Keep it disappointing.

301
00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:13,963
Good. Good, good! Found him!
What? Who?

302
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:16,483
Idiot took a selfie and
he's uploaded it to the cloud.

303
00:17:16,523 --> 00:17:20,203
Look at that. What? The sign says
Cotdene Estate behind him.

304
00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:23,123
Cotdene Estate? Cotdene Estate,
Cotdene Estate. OK, OK, OK!

305
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,723
Is that him?

306
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,323
Yes. OK.

307
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:53,163
Stay frosty.

308
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:55,323
John, wait in the car.

309
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I'll do all the talking.

310
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,443
Wait. No, no! Don't, don't, don't!

311
00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:09,803
Good afternoon. Erm...

312
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You stole my phone today.

313
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:13,363
That's fine, that's fine.

314
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:15,123
But I need it back.

315
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,803
No.

316
00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,203
Look, I am new here.

317
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:21,403
That is the only way I have
to communicate with my family.

318
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,803
You have to understand.

319
00:18:22,843 --> 00:18:25,363
You understand this, mate? Fuck off!

320
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:34,083
OK.

321
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:37,043
We can do things the easy way...

322
00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:40,243
..or we can do them the hard way.

323
00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:45,843
You didn't just steal from him.

324
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:47,443
You stole from me.

325
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:50,723
And that phone,
it's a company phone...

326
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,043
..just like this is
a company fleece.

327
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:57,883
You just stole from the eighth
largest commercial

328
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and residential developer in the UK.

329
00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:01,723
You just opened Pandora's box,
my friend.

330
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:05,363
Walk away.

331
00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:08,843
Peter...

332
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,923
Hey, leave him alone!

333
00:19:11,963 --> 00:19:14,163
John, relax.
Give him back the phone!

334
00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:17,923
John! You want some more?

335
00:19:17,963 --> 00:19:19,523
Hey, stop!

336
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:29,003
You're the guy from the post office,
innit? So are you!

337
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,003
What now? He stole my phone.

338
00:19:39,363 --> 00:19:41,963
You need to stay out
of trouble, fam.

339
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:43,803
Oh, I know.

340
00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:46,283
Seriously, you're like a bullshit
magnet or something.

341
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:48,203
I know. I'm just having a bad day.

342
00:19:48,243 --> 00:19:50,203
Thank you. My guardian angel!

343
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:52,683
Yeah, guardian angel.

344
00:19:52,723 --> 00:19:55,683
Even got wings, innit?

345
00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:57,163
Keep your head down, yeah?

346
00:20:00,203 --> 00:20:01,403
Thank you.

347
00:20:33,603 --> 00:20:35,323
Now then, fellas, how was it?

348
00:20:35,363 --> 00:20:37,683
Yeah, good, actually.
A bit of Pizza Express.

349
00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:40,163
Nice! Yeah, arancini, dough ball
starter. Oh, I had the lot...

350
00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:42,203
American. Pepperoni
and cheese, basically.

351
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:43,683
Ah! You had a good time, darling.

352
00:20:43,723 --> 00:20:44,963
Jesus, what happened to you?!

353
00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:47,043
It's fine. I fell over.
What happened?

354
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,163
Nothing, he... Katy, please.
Somebody stole my phone.

355
00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:53,003
John helped me get it back. What?!

356
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,123
Yes. We called Peter at work.
It's my fault. I'm so sorry.

357
00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:58,643
You called Peter at work?
Why were you at work?

358
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:02,363
You should have been out with him.
Petting zoo and a packet of Quavers.

359
00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:06,163
I was late. I got his phone back.
This happened, but it was worth it.

360
00:21:06,203 --> 00:21:09,843
You let my son get into a fight
for a phone?

361
00:21:09,883 --> 00:21:11,763
It was the SIM, actually.
Fuck the SIM, Sami.

362
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:14,563
God bless you and all who sail
in you, but fuck the fucking SIM.

363
00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:18,043
We didn't let him get into a fight.
He just waded in. Went berserk.

364
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,043
I went mental. And where do you
think he gets that from?

365
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,763
If I'd have wanted this
for us, Peter,

366
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,123
I'd have stayed with his father.
I screwed up. I'm sorry.

367
00:21:26,163 --> 00:21:27,963
Please, I'll get my things.
I go now.

368
00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:30,243
Yeah, mate. It's probably
for the best. No, it's not.

369
00:21:30,283 --> 00:21:32,403
You're going nowhere. In fact...

370
00:21:32,443 --> 00:21:34,723
..stay as long as you like, Sami.
Hang on. He is not staying...

371
00:21:34,763 --> 00:21:37,323
Oh, tell me what I can do in my
own house, Peter! Please tell me,

372
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:38,763
because I am dying to know!

373
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,563
Yasmin! Hello?

374
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