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It was a mistake, John.

2
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Make them with your family.
Not mine.

3
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Jason Maddox is a minor.
Pretty major minor.

4
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He's a MINOR.

5
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From the bottom of my heart,
what I said and did -

6
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it came from the right place,
and ended in the wrong one.

7
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This is Diana and Dodi
all over again.

8
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I have to leave them.

9
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If you really leave, say "goodbye".

10
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I can see why Katie fell for ya.

11
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# Katie in Canada... #

12
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What did he mean, Sami? Time to go!

13
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What did he mean?!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

15
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Can I come in? Yeah. You OK?

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Where's he gone?
I told you, asylum accommodation.

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Back to the hotel.
He's not speaking to me.

18
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Peter and I just wanted to have
a little chat.

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Let's all sit down, shall we?

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SHE INHALES

21
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Everything that's happened,
John...

22
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..you need to know that adults
aren't perfect.

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Despite what you might think,
adults make mistakes.

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No, I definitely think that. Right.

25
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That's all you do.

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If you did anything right, I'd call
the fucking papers. Language.

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I'm telling you off.

28
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Your mother and I going to get
through this. Yes.

29
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Taken a few hits.

30
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There's been a few cracks,
but we have strong foundations,

31
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and tremendous structural integrity.

32
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These twin towers are here to stay.

33
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Peter. I'm terribly sorry,
that got away from me.

34
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PHONE RINGS
What?!

35
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Yes?

36
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I actually get quite nervous,
when you look at me like that.

37
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I know you're not judging me, it
just feels like you're judging me.

38
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I AM judging you.
Well, that's certainly good to know.

39
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The case has been thrown out -
caution for inappropriate language.

40
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But...I've got my job back.

41
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Would you like to walk me to school?

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Have a good day. You, too.

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

44
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CHATTER STOPS

45
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DOOR SHUTS

46
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QUIET SOBS

47
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SHE SNIFFLES

48
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QUIET SOBS CONTINUE

49
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Hello.

50
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TEARFULLY: Hello.

51
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You OK?

52
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I couldn't do it. It's all right.

53
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I couldn't do it,
I knew what they were thinking,

54
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and I know they'll always
be thinking it.

55
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TEARFULLY: I can't do it, Peter!

56
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You don't have to.

57
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But what do you mean?
They've offered me my old job back.

58
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You don't have to take it.
Find another.

59
00:04:04,603 --> 00:04:07,203
But what about...? We'll be fine.

60
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I'll be more than fine,
we'll be happy.

61
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Close your eyes. Don't be daft.
Close your eyes.

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Close...your...eyes.

63
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Give me your nose.

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Give me your nose.

65
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Eyes.

66
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Where do you see us?

67
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Could be anywhere, what do you see?

68
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Africa.

69
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Theroux's? Mm-hm.

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Middle of nowhere.

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The only English people for miles.

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Doing something we believe in.

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Sounds like Zulu. Shut up. Sorry.

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We're surrounded by locals...

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WHISPERS: Got to say,
it really sounds like Zulu.

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You've built a school. I'm teaching.

77
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John has new friends.

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We're happy.

79
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But right now, I want to do
something for my son.

80
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You going to stay being
a taxi driver?

81
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Nah.

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ALL: Surprise!

83
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You're adopting me, as well?

84
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Is Sami here? He's with you.

85
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He came back here. No, he didn't.
I haven't seen him for weeks.

86
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Sorry.

87
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How did he sound?
OVER PHONE: Not good.

88
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We had an argument.
May I ask about what?

89
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Him coming here. Well, that's it.
He's gone to Berlin.

90
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No. What do you mean "no"?
It was so late, he was shouting.

91
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He lost his mind.
I haven't seen him like this.

92
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Why did he leave you?
Did you kick him out? No!

93
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It's...complicated.

94
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You means everything to him.

95
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He loves you, Katy.

96
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Hello?

97
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DOOR OPENS

98
00:06:09,163 --> 00:06:10,163
All right?

99
00:06:11,923 --> 00:06:13,803
Fortnite?

100
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That's right, mate. Take it all out
on a bunch of 12-year-old

101
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Korean kids you'll never meet.

102
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Come on. Shut it down.

103
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Mum'll go mad if she finds you're
still playing up here...

104
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I'm just watching Sami's last game.
Oh?

105
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What's strange about this?

106
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I don't know. Never played.
Doesn't matter, just watch.

107
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He's not fighting anyone.

108
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He's just running.

109
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Never fights.

110
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Just runs away from it all.

111
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Over the hills.

112
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Runs and runs.

113
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Here you go. Cheers, Alice.

114
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All right? Have you seen Sami?

115
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Not for a bit - why?

116
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He's gone somewhere.

117
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He'll be back. How do you know?

118
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He promised me he'd say goodbye.

119
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Would you let us know if you
hear from him? Sure.

120
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Heard from him!

121
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What?

122
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I-I don't understand.

123
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We like crosswords.

124
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"Jar twists", so...anagram of jar.

125
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Think of another word for
"both ways".

126
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Oh, I don't know, I'm shit at these.

127
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He promised.

128
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Where is he?
Where did he send it from...?

129
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Greece. Well, where in Greece?
Christ, it could be anywhere.

130
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It could be one of the islands,
it could be... Didymoteicho.

131
00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,963
What? He's in Didymoteicho.
How do you know he's?

132
00:08:04,003 --> 00:08:05,723
It's written on the back
of the postcard?

133
00:08:05,763 --> 00:08:09,443
Well, for fuck's sake, Katy.
Come on. Thanks, Raj. Bye, Raj!

134
00:08:09,483 --> 00:08:10,723
What are you doing, Sami?

135
00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:14,763
He hasn't gone on holiday.

136
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You don't know that! He might have!

137
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Didymoteicho's on the mainland.

138
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Syrian refugees do not go on
holiday to Greece.

139
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That is like taking David
Attenborough fucking seal-clubbing.

140
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OK, so he didn't go to Greece,
and the postcard's not from him.

141
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Who says it's from him? He's right
by the border with Turkey.

142
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You know it's from him.
It's a refugee crossing.

143
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OK. Look, my point is he has
gone away, he's on a break.

144
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Let's not worry about it!
He'll be back!

145
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He's going home.
Exactly, he'll come home.

146
00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,283
No, he's going home to Syria. What?

147
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That Greek town's right by the
Evros River.

148
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Googled it - refugees cross there
from Turkey into Greece.

149
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But he's going the other way.
He's going back.

150
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Who would do that?
Someone who ran out on family.

151
00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:50,843
Let's get him. Let's get him!

152
00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:54,923
OK, let's all just take a breath
for a moment - this is a theory

153
00:08:54,963 --> 00:08:58,323
that you've worked out on the back
of an envelope... Postcard.

154
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My point is, we don't even know
if any of this is true.

155
00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:03,843
It's a long shot. If you want it
enough, long shots can come true.

156
00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:05,803
Oh, that's absolutely gorgeous.
Who said that?

157
00:09:05,843 --> 00:09:07,523
I don't fucking know -
Lee Harvey Oswald?

158
00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:09,523
He has gone home! Leave him alone.

159
00:09:09,563 --> 00:09:10,843
I don't want to leave him alone.

160
00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,643
Yes, well, you made that
absolutely clear.

161
00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:16,403
Oh, we're doing this again, are we?
Oh, well, I guess we are! Yep. Yep!

162
00:09:16,443 --> 00:09:19,163
I was under an enormous
amount of pressure.

163
00:09:19,203 --> 00:09:21,523
So was I.
I found comfort in the gig economy.

164
00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:24,043
Where did you find it?
In the mouth of a ginormous man.

165
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,203
Aren't people funny?!

166
00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:27,403
Maybe I needed that snog.
Maybe I needed it.

167
00:09:28,963 --> 00:09:29,963
Was he good?

168
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,523
Oh, he was tremendous.

169
00:09:31,563 --> 00:09:33,683
Beard get in the way?
You bet it did.

170
00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:36,723
It was like pulling Hagrid.
Oh, great, that sound really great.

171
00:09:36,763 --> 00:09:39,083
Compared to you, with your tongue
rummaging around like

172
00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:40,483
a Boxing Day shopper.

173
00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:45,003
Being held by you...is like falling
into a fucking drying rack.

174
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,003
You want to know why I kissed him?
You weren't there.

175
00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:51,043
Oh, I see. Anything else you want to
blame on me because I wasn't there?

176
00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:54,483
World War I? AIDS?
The closure of fucking Woolworths?!

177
00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:56,483
We're wasting time! Let's go.

178
00:09:56,523 --> 00:09:57,883
Right, let's pack! Not you.

179
00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:00,043
I want to go with Peter.

180
00:10:04,523 --> 00:10:07,523
Why me? Maybe you should - if you're
so worried about Sami and I,

181
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,803
and it's clearly what John wants.
Maybe you should take him.

182
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,883
Maybe I will.
Turn it into a male-bonding trip.

183
00:10:11,923 --> 00:10:14,763
Nothing would make me happier.
Great. Great. Great. Great!

184
00:10:14,803 --> 00:10:18,083
Have you seen this man?
Very big, like a homeless Pavarotti.

185
00:10:18,123 --> 00:10:19,123
No? Great? OK.

186
00:10:21,763 --> 00:10:24,843
Excuse me. I know Greece is wrong
place to ask this, but we're looking

187
00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:26,563
for an enormous man with a beard.

188
00:10:26,603 --> 00:10:28,283
You seen this man?

189
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,003
OK. Thank you. Enjoy the...wall.

190
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:36,203
Hi. Er, phone this number,
if you see this man.

191
00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:37,923
Have you seen this man?

192
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:39,603
You see this man?

193
00:10:39,643 --> 00:10:41,883
Hell...er, maybe not.
No. Right, erm...

194
00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:46,443
Hello. Hi.

195
00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:48,483
We're looking for this man -
means a lot to my son.

196
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,203
I'm not your son. No, that's right.

197
00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:52,563
I'm actually in a volatile
relationship with his mother,

198
00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:54,963
and he's just sort of came with
the package. You're nice!

199
00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:58,243
Came with the package?
What am I, bubble wrap?

200
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,923
John. I was joking, John!

201
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,843
Where are you going?

202
00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:04,203
John?

203
00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:05,803
People like bubble wrap, John!

204
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,323
What's that?

205
00:11:18,363 --> 00:11:20,883
It's a game that my father used
to play with me on holiday.

206
00:11:20,923 --> 00:11:22,323
What's it called?

207
00:11:22,363 --> 00:11:24,883
It's called "Strawberry Ice Cream...

208
00:11:24,923 --> 00:11:26,363
"..Taramasalata".

209
00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:39,203
You start.

210
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:58,883
Ice cream.

211
00:12:00,163 --> 00:12:02,043
Yep. That was...beginner's luck.

212
00:12:04,443 --> 00:12:05,723
Cigarette?

213
00:12:05,763 --> 00:12:07,723
Er...no. Sorry.

214
00:12:16,243 --> 00:12:17,243
Thank you.

215
00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:21,163
You surprise me.

216
00:12:21,203 --> 00:12:22,323
I'm a conundrum, John.

217
00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:25,283
Surprise me again.

218
00:12:25,323 --> 00:12:27,483
I can dislocate
my left thumb at will.

219
00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:28,523
Go on.

220
00:12:30,323 --> 00:12:32,443
That's fucked up. Language.

221
00:12:32,483 --> 00:12:33,483
But, yes. Thank you.

222
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,763
You...you speak English?

223
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,083
No.

224
00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:44,123
Right.

225
00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:47,563
Harry Kane?

226
00:12:47,603 --> 00:12:50,203
Harry Kane. Mm...Harry Kane.

227
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:53,243
Harry Kane. Harry Kane. Harry Kane.
Harry Kane. Harry Kane.

228
00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:54,443
Harry Kane.

229
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,483
HE CHUCKLES

230
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,843
Harry Kane. Oh...Harry Kane.
Harry Kane.

231
00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:04,203
I am Iraqi. What?

232
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:06,163
I...Iraqi.
SPEAKS IN ARABIC

233
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:08,923
Iraq! It's from Iraq.

234
00:13:08,963 --> 00:13:10,563
Ooh, Iraq? Yeah.

235
00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:11,603
IMITATES GUNSHOT

236
00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:13,043
Ahh!
HE CHUCKLES

237
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:19,883
Can you help us?

238
00:13:19,923 --> 00:13:21,283
We're looking for a friend.

239
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:31,203
No. No.

240
00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:36,443
Where's the crossing into Turkey?

241
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,563
Huh? Where would he cross?

242
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:40,323
Look, John, it's a big place.

243
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,923
He's not going to know where...

244
00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:48,083
SPEAKS IN ARABIC

245
00:13:52,323 --> 00:13:54,243
SPEAKING IN ARABIC CONTINUES

246
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,323
Thank you.

247
00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:58,363
SPEAKS IN ARABIC

248
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,043
Which one was it?

249
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:16,203
Don't think he gives a shit.

250
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,243
Quite right, too.

251
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,403
Right. Back to the hotel.

252
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:25,763
Bye-bye.

253
00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:41,763
Let's keep looking.

254
00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,443
All right? Hi.

255
00:14:56,683 --> 00:14:58,283
I'm going to invite myself in.

256
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Come back to school. Please?

257
00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:09,963
I tried.

258
00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,843
Yeah, I heard. Hit that corridor.

259
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It was like the landing
craft hitting Omaha Beach.

260
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You should have stuck around.

261
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GERMAN ACCENT: It was chicken
schnitzel for lunch. Mm.

262
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Give yourself a bit of time and call
me when you're ready.

263
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:26,123
I'm not sure I'm coming back.

264
00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:27,803
Come on, Katy. It's in your blood.

265
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,243
So's anaemia.

266
00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:31,683
You can never really leave teaching,
you know that?

267
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,603
It's like the Mafia.

268
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Or LinkedIn.

269
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It'll always be there.

270
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Just got to find that passion again.

271
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Think about that first spark, why
you got into it in the first place.

272
00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:43,963
Because Darren Lansley was going
to do teacher training

273
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and he went down on me
at Monsters Of Rock.

274
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They say it's a vocation.

275
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Vocation for Darren Lansley.

276
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I've been doing this job for nearly
20 years and, in the last few weeks,

277
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it hasn't quite found
the grounds to fire me.

278
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I'm not really feeling the love
in the room. You know what I mean?

279
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I know this feels
like a stain on your reputation.

280
00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:05,243
It's not a stain.

281
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It's a scar.

282
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And every time I step back in that
building, it'll open up.

283
00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:11,323
I can't do that to myself.

284
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,363
I need a new start.

285
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:16,123
The kids will miss you.

286
00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:18,483
Trust me, Diana, they'll care least
out of everyone.

287
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:20,283
You sure about that?

288
00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:29,403
Nah, I'm done.

289
00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,603
Right, um...

290
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Call me if you change
your mind.

291
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:36,723
Yeah.

292
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:40,883
Come on.

293
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,403
What happened? It's a no.

294
00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,483
Why? She doesn't like you any more.

295
00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:53,923
I'll ask you one more time.
Have you seen this man?

296
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,403
Doesn't say much, does she?

297
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:04,963
Hello, have you...
Have you seen this...

298
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:06,603
It's all right, John, they're Greek.

299
00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:08,523
They've got a lot on their mind
at the moment.

300
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:20,803
Send me the location he sent us.

301
00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,403
Oh, John.

302
00:17:22,443 --> 00:17:24,043
It's a needle in a haystack, mate.

303
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,083
He's probably already made
the crossing.

304
00:17:26,123 --> 00:17:27,123
Please!

305
00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:34,883
TABLET BEEPS

306
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You've got to chase.

307
00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:40,603
Not always. What do you mean?

308
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,683
Oh, God, John. I'm chasing Sami,
chasing Elliot.

309
00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:47,123
You're obviously just looking
for a father figure.

310
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:49,803
And sometimes
you need to settle... For you?

311
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,283
You thought Elliot was an arsehole.
Yes. Yes, I did.

312
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,083
At least arseholes do something.

313
00:17:56,123 --> 00:17:58,883
I don't know what it is you do.
You're not an arsehole.

314
00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:01,323
You're... You're an appendix.
Thank you.

315
00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:03,843
What's that make me? Stuck between
an appendix and an arsehole.

316
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,803
Well, I'm not a doctor, John,
but I'm pretty sure

317
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it makes you a dick.

318
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BOTH LAUGH

319
00:18:12,163 --> 00:18:15,723
What was your dad like? Oh, God.

320
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,163
Did he live with you?

321
00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:19,123
Yeah, yeah.

322
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:20,643
He sounded fun.

323
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:23,683
Not sure fun's quite the word.

324
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,003
Why?

325
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,843
I was seven years old,
Christmas Eve, I can't sleep.

326
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:37,003
And I hear a noise downstairs.

327
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:40,923
So, I go down to the living room,
and I find Father Christmas

328
00:18:40,963 --> 00:18:44,363
completely naked on my sofa.

329
00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:47,483
You see, my dad had been
all day in the pub,

330
00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:50,563
and he'd come back and decided
to dress up as Santa Claus.

331
00:18:50,603 --> 00:18:53,883
And he'd taken all his clothes off
and put the hat and the beard on.

332
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:57,283
But he had passed out
before he could do the rest.

333
00:18:57,323 --> 00:19:00,403
Not exactly the sack
I was hoping for.

334
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:05,643
Anyway, the next morning I woke up
and Santa was gone.

335
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,003
Huge relief.

336
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:10,683
And I went to tell my dad,
who was upstairs by now.

337
00:19:10,723 --> 00:19:14,603
And he was OUTRAGED.

338
00:19:14,643 --> 00:19:17,403
And he got up, sat me down,
and he forced me to write

339
00:19:17,443 --> 00:19:21,003
a letter of complaint
to the North Pole. Whoa!

340
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:24,443
"Dear Santa. Well, I hope
you're happy with yourself.

341
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:27,763
"This behaviour is unacceptable.

342
00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:31,803
"You have let yourself down,
you have let the elves down."

343
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,763
Oh, God. He was brilliant. He was.

344
00:19:35,803 --> 00:19:38,443
He was... He was really brilliant.

345
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:40,723
What happened next Christmas?

346
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,923
That was the last Christmas
I spent with my dad.

347
00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:46,163
What's the moral of the story?

348
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:50,163
There's no such thing as Santa.

349
00:19:51,643 --> 00:19:53,123
Men run away.

350
00:19:54,723 --> 00:19:56,363
You don't always get a happy ending.

351
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,123
I'm going to find Sami.

352
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,843
Have you ever thought about living
somewhere else, John?

353
00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:08,323
Like where?

354
00:20:08,363 --> 00:20:10,363
Have you seen Zulu? No.

355
00:20:10,403 --> 00:20:12,363
Check it out. OK.

356
00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:14,403
Right, sleep.

357
00:20:19,163 --> 00:20:20,443
Goodnight.

358
00:20:27,763 --> 00:20:28,963
HE SNORTS

359
00:21:00,483 --> 00:21:02,243
TABLET BEEPS

360
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:09,683
BEEP

361
00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:14,163
BEEP

362
00:21:49,803 --> 00:21:51,203
John?

363
00:21:53,923 --> 00:21:55,523
John!

364
00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:57,323
Oh, mate.

365
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,963
I couldn't find him.

366
00:22:07,003 --> 00:22:09,683
He's gone. It's OK.

367
00:22:09,723 --> 00:22:10,883
It's OK.

368
00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:14,603
INDISTINCT VOICES APPROACH

369
00:22:26,643 --> 00:22:27,923
Sami!

370
00:22:38,243 --> 00:22:39,923
I'm so sorry.

371
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,283
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