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Come in!

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Hello again.

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I knew it, he's not coming. Good.
Good? What do you mean, good?

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He's my son's father.
John's gonna be devastated.

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Actually want them to spend
more time together, do you?

6
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Well, no, it's a complicated
situation, Peter.

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I'm John's father figure. Not him.
He's not seen you for weeks,

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Joe Le Fucking Taxi,
none of us have.

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So put your hybrid in park
for one second

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and remind him what you look like.

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Yeah, well, I have to keep
the money coming in

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because you're in the middle
of...schoolgate.

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Schoolgate?

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John!

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Here he is. Come here.

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Come here.

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So, erm, where are your seats?

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Are they near the stage, or...?
Do you know the O2?

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Not really, no.

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See, I thought we'd do
the whole corporate box thing

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cos apparently Drake's bringing
this absolutely sick light show.

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So we've got a great view of the...
Home straight after, all right?

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You're a big Drake fan.
Massive Drake fan.

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What's your favourite Drake song?
Erm, don't know.

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Love Lockdown.
I love Love Lockdown.

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That's a Kanye song. Oh.

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So you're not such a massive
fan after all, are you, mate?

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Oh, you prick.

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Do you know his real name?

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Know what? Drake's real name,
do you know it?

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No.

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Aubrey. Is it really?

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Wiki'd him to make sure
he's age appropriate.

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He isn't, but, hell, I watched
The Singing Detective when I was 15,

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we all rebel. Enjoy the concert,
John.

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Aubrey.

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Surprised you didn't know that,
mate.

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Not exactly a massive fan, are you?

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Get your big coat, darling.
I don't know where it is.

40
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So, you met Dr Phillips.

41
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Yes, we discussed my,
erm, wheezy breathing.

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Your wheezy breathing?

43
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The wheezing breathing, yes,
but there's nothing to worry about.

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With the wheezy breathing?
With the wheezy breathing.

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You've got peaceful,
wheezy breathing. Sorry?

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The Eagles.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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You don't know them, do you? No.

50
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So, Sami, I'm Nurse Johnson.

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Naomi Johnson.

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And I'll be giving you
a basic medical today. OK.

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So, you've filled out the form.
Yes, yes, yes.

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So, blood pressure. Blood pressure.

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I know this.

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OK...

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Ooft. Sorry.

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Oh, my!

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It's very...

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..squeezy.

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OK. Ooh.

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Is it all right?

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Er, 130 over 80, so it's a little
high but we can live with that.

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It's been higher.

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Don't worry, I've got a good heart.

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Hm. Good heart.

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So, I'm going to give you...

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Naomi Johnson, would you
like to meet someplace

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and do something sometime?
..this and ask you to provide

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a stool sample. The toilet's down
the hallway on the left.

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Of course.

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Shit.

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Still quantity surveying, then, eh?

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Yep. Yeah, I mean, I've got
to hold my hand up, mate,

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I have got absolutely
no idea what that is.

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Well, it's not so different
from what you do.

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Oh, contemporising.

78
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Well, I work with buildings,
you work with singers.

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I need to know the volume
of materials used

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in a construction project,

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you need to know the
volume of people in...

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So Solid Crew. So Solid Crew?

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Haven't been relevant in,
like, 15 years.

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So you don't know how many people...

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Lisa Maffia, Romeo, Megaman,
Oxide, Neutrino,

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Harvey, G-Man, Scat D,

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Swiss, Face, Mac, Kaish, Asher D.

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13.

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How many doors are in this house?

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Front door,

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lounge,

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kitchen, garden, closet,

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bathroom, bathroom,

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toilet, toilet,

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bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, cat flap.

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13 also.

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I think you'll find it's 14.

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No, I think you'll find its 13.

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14 doors...

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Sorry, I don't know who that is.

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That's Jim Morrison.

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He used to be in a band called...

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..The Doors.

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Oh, God, that's really good.

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I think I'd better call a cab.

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It's very nice to see Kate
so happy, mate.

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You're a better man than me, mate.

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You know, she's a little bit
like the O2, actually.

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You know, boring old Millennium Dome
when she was with me,

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a bit square, faded.

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And then you come along
and plough your money in,

112
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give her a face-lift and
then everybody wants in there.

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Good for you.

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Your Uber's here.

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What? How do you mean?

116
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I thought you... I lost my job.

117
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I'm driving a cab at the moment.

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Are you taking the piss?

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Jesus Christ, Pete.

120
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Life moves pretty fucking fast
in Dorking, doesn't it?

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You might want to wait in the car,
it's just outside.

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No, I'm not going to use you.
Yes, you are.

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I've accepted the job. No.

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Listen, this is not who I am,

125
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but it is what I am doing.

126
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Things haven't been easy
at the moment. I lost my job.

127
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Katie has been suspended
from school. Why?

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Well, if you must know,

129
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she's been wrongfully
accused of sexual misconduct.

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Oh, bloody hell.

131
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And we are... KATIE:
Right, he's ready.

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Bloody hell, Kate.

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You've still got it, love. What?

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What have you said?
I'm driving them.

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Straight home after Aubrey, OK?

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Good.

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All done.

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All done? Yep. Wow.

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I'm sorry about earlier.

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Oh, no problem.

141
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I'm going to give you something
for the wheezy breathing.

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But Dr Phillips...

143
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Dr Phillips can't prescribe
you this. OK.

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The wheezy breathing thanks you.

145
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Thank you.

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Goodbye. Bye.

147
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No! Thank you so much.

148
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When are you going to call her?
Already have. No!

149
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I'm seeing her tonight.

150
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What are you going to do?
I don't know yet.

151
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What has been your favourite date?
Ooft.

152
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Cafe Rouge, followed by a
bukakke party in Harpenden.

153
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But I understand that's
not for everyone.

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Got to be a pub. I don't drink.
Don't care.

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All first dates are the pub.
It's in the Magna Carta.

156
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But which pub? A pub is a pub, no?

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Are you trying to get
your self deported?

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"Pub is a pub!"

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Got to be a sexy pub.

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How do I know if it's a sexy pub?

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Wasabi peas.

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Wasab... Does it serve wasabi peas?

163
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If it does, that's a start.

164
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But there's so much else to
consider, Sami. Like what?

165
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Well, what's the
rest of the menu like?

166
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Burgers and gentrified Scotch eggs.
Piss off.

167
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We're looking for a
goat's cheese salad.

168
00:10:01,563 --> 00:10:02,963
We're looking for sharing boards.

169
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,323
Talk to me about the smoked almonds.
Sharing board. Distractions.

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No television showing any sport,

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especially football, horse racing
or mixed martial arts.

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An exception is tennis, either
Wimbledon or the French Open,

173
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but only past the quarterfinal
stage. Quarterfinals.

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Self-respect.

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How wet are the beer mats?

176
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These are the pub's nappies
and must be regularly changed.

177
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Are there locks on the toilet doors?

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Are there toilet doors?
I may not do a pub.

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Clientele - is anyone arguing
with themselves?

180
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Is anyone drinking
in a hospital gown?

181
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Side bar - is anyone drinking while
attached to an active IV stand?

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Thank you, my friend. I love you.
Good luck!

183
00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:40,003
Oh, Jack Johnson!

184
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Are they playing fucking
Jack Johnson?

185
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Johnson, yes. Thank you.
Yes, thank you.

186
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Hello?

187
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Out here.

188
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Hey. Hey.

189
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Has John gone to the concert? Yeah.

190
00:11:01,163 --> 00:11:03,643
Haven't seen him this happy...

191
00:11:03,683 --> 00:11:06,643
..and that makes me feel sad. Hmm.

192
00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:08,883
Selfish, isn't it?

193
00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:09,923
No.

194
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I feel very far away from me.

195
00:11:15,963 --> 00:11:19,283
And this thing at school is just...

196
00:11:20,843 --> 00:11:21,963
..you know?

197
00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:28,363
Speaking of inappropriate flirting
that should carry a prison sentence,

198
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I have a date.

199
00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:34,403
Is it the nurse on the bus? Mm-hm.

200
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Get you! It's not a date, really.

201
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:39,643
It's not anything, really.

202
00:11:40,963 --> 00:11:44,123
Maybe just a new friend.
You're allowed to be excited, Sami.

203
00:11:45,523 --> 00:11:46,603
I know.

204
00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:50,883
We're seeing each other
this evening.

205
00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:52,923
What you wearing?

206
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,723
This. Ah.

207
00:11:55,763 --> 00:11:57,803
No, you're not. Come on.

208
00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:04,203
Ooh, there she is.

209
00:12:04,243 --> 00:12:07,883
The rock and roll crown of thorns.

210
00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:10,603
You excited? Yeah!

211
00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:13,043
All right. Cheers, Pete.

212
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:17,803
You're going to get
a very big tip, my man.

213
00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:19,203
I don't want a tip.

214
00:12:19,243 --> 00:12:21,963
What kind of star rating do
you think we should give him, mate?

215
00:12:22,003 --> 00:12:24,323
Hmm. Five.

216
00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:27,603
No, let's not go nuts because,
you know, I mean, he did drive us

217
00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:30,563
right into that snarl up
in Wandsworth, didn't he?

218
00:12:30,603 --> 00:12:34,643
So I'm thinking we should go...

219
00:12:34,683 --> 00:12:37,163
..four. Oh, harsh!

220
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Yeah, well, you know,
you've to keep him hungry.

221
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You've got to keep him hungry.

222
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You have a lovely evening

223
00:12:42,923 --> 00:12:45,523
and I'll bring him
straight home after.

224
00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:54,043
I'm going to wait here.

225
00:12:55,763 --> 00:12:59,123
We're going to be ages,
you silly sausage.

226
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It's fine. I mean, are you even
going to be a cabbie

227
00:13:01,283 --> 00:13:02,443
by the end of the evening?

228
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:05,523
Because, you know, I mean, you were
a quantity surveyor this afternoon.

229
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:07,163
So...

230
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,243
..who knows? You might be a
marine biologist by ten o'clock.

231
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:12,003
I'm not going to
be a marine biologist.

232
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:15,123
He can't swim! He can't swim?!

233
00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:16,563
I choose not to swim.

234
00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:19,483
I had a verruca cluster the
month of the Lockerbie bomb...

235
00:13:19,523 --> 00:13:21,163
Laters, potato!

236
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Oh, my.

237
00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:45,723
What do you think?

238
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:48,203
I think if the Medellin cartel
does not accept our offer, we take

239
00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:49,683
the war to Escobar.

240
00:13:49,723 --> 00:13:51,683
Yeah, drugs are sexy!

241
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:53,843
I mean, it fits.
Which is crazy.

242
00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:55,683
But what?

243
00:13:55,723 --> 00:13:59,363
It feels too nice for me. You
deserve some nice.

244
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,803
Let's get it.
Grab your stuff.

245
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,283
How much is it, please?

246
00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:05,043
Tags on the inside pocket.

247
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,803
Tag is on the inside pocket.
Oh, cool.

248
00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:12,923
I think you're disgusting.
Sorry?

249
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:14,363
I know who you are.

250
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:15,763
Our niece goes to your school.

251
00:14:15,803 --> 00:14:18,043
Now, hang on a minute. You should be
ashamed of yourself.

252
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,443
You have no idea about me
or my situation.

253
00:14:20,483 --> 00:14:21,723
And you just said drugs are sexy.

254
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:25,323
I was joking.
I heard you. Help Syrian refugees.

255
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:27,243
What?

256
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,363
Help Syrian refugees?

257
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What about it?

258
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I am a Syrian refugee.

259
00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:35,323
Oh. I was wondering, can
you help me?

260
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What do you need?

261
00:14:38,203 --> 00:14:39,203
I need...

262
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I am ashamed to ask.

263
00:14:42,443 --> 00:14:43,643
Don't be ashamed.

264
00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:47,483
I need you to stop being a bellend.

265
00:14:49,803 --> 00:14:51,283
Sorry?

266
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,283
I know. It is a small thing,
but every little helps,

267
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stop being a bellend.

268
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,443
How dare you speak to me like that.

269
00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:01,083
Also, you should know he's about
to walk out of your shop in that

270
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suit without paying for it.
You can't.

271
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You can't walk out of the shop
without... You're appealing for

272
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clothes for Syrian refugees.

273
00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:10,323
Well, the Syrian refugee
has received them and he thanks you.

274
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I thank you.
No need for money.

275
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,283
Cut out the middleman.

276
00:15:14,323 --> 00:15:16,963
You're a disgrace.
That is very charitable of you.

277
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,763
What is this? The British Twat
Foundation? Are they gonna sack you?

278
00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:21,763
Well, we'll see how it all unfolds.

279
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I can't wait to see how it unfolds.
YOU can't wait to see how it all
unfolds?

280
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No, I can't wait to see how it
all unfolds.

281
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Oh, stop it.

282
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,883
Oh, look, it is unfolding. Stop it!

283
00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:33,963
Oh, it's unfolding dreadfully!
Stop it!

284
00:15:41,443 --> 00:15:43,123
There's 40 quid.

285
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I'm not a monster.

286
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Oh, God!

287
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Oh...

288
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Are you all right?
I'm fine.

289
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No, you're not.

290
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,763
Hey, Mr Bluebird's on my
shoulder.

291
00:15:59,803 --> 00:16:01,523
What time are you meeting her?

292
00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:04,003
About 45 minutes.
Sami, go!

293
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No, I'm walking you home. Sami...

294
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:07,603
..I'm fine.

295
00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:11,403
Go get her, tiger.

296
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,003
I was told I should bring
her to a pub.

297
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This is better.

298
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Nature's pub.

299
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A vineyard in Dorking, who knew?

300
00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:32,963
Only in Britain would people
not know about this.

301
00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:34,843
Do you make wine in Syria?

302
00:16:34,883 --> 00:16:36,163
Of course.

303
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Mountains near Latakia.

304
00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,563
You can get it here, they smuggle
it out.

305
00:16:40,603 --> 00:16:42,403
Will you go back? Some day.

306
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It is my soil.

307
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Oh!

308
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British wine!

309
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Top notes of Greggs, with just a
hint of Piers Morgan.

310
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:16,803
Pairs excellently with divorce
and self-loathing.

311
00:17:18,483 --> 00:17:20,803
Mm. It's actually lovely.

312
00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:23,363
Is it strong?
Well, it's white and English.

313
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I'd say 52%. Try.

314
00:17:25,603 --> 00:17:28,003
I have water.
You don't drink?

315
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:31,603
Well, since all of this,
I have to keep a clear head.

316
00:17:31,643 --> 00:17:35,643
It's OK to get a little fuzzy
sometimes.

317
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Maybe. Do you feel like you
don't

318
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deserve to be happy?

319
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:03,083
Could you come over here, please?

320
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,283
Why? It's an NHS requirement.

321
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:22,043
I'm sorry. No, you didn't do
anything wrong.

322
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,043
It's, er, too soon.

323
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:50,523
So what did you think of
being backstage?

324
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,883
Yeah...

325
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:53,963
How did you get us?

326
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:55,803
My job.

327
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,403
Did you notice that Drake
was drinking bottled water?

328
00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,003
Yeah. Yeah.

329
00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:06,763
It's just great to be around fellow
health-choosers.

330
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:12,643
So what was the last gig
you went to, then, Pete?

331
00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:14,003
I don't know.

332
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,603
Yes, you do.

333
00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:19,523
Come on. Alfie Boe
at Hampton Court. Alfie Boe!

334
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:25,003
Alfie Boe - now there is a powerful
voice. Magnificent voice.

335
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,363
Come on then, sing us one
of your favourite tracks.

336
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:29,523
Just concentrating on driving.
Ah, come on, come on!

337
00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,443
Give it both barrels.
Road safety is my priority.

338
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,163
He's shy. I'm not shy.

339
00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:36,003
There's nothing wrong
with being shy.

340
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:37,443
I said, I'm not shy.

341
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:42,083
Some people just don't know
how to express themselves.

342
00:19:42,123 --> 00:19:45,523
I'm not shy!
Give us a fucking song, then.

343
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:48,643
# Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the
pipes... #

344
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If you try to cut in
one

345
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:54,363
more time, I'm gonna Mad Max
this shit right up your arsehole!

346
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,323
Yeah, we can all honk!

347
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,683
Not today, my son.

348
00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:02,763
You wanker!

349
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:07,603
My son.

350
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,883
What did she look like?

351
00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:18,483
Beautiful.

352
00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:21,043
Tres beautiful. Tres beautiful.
Tres, tres.

353
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,483
Couldn't do anything.

354
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,763
You're just not ready.

355
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,523
No. No...
I am...

356
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,403
I am finished.

357
00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:34,243
That door is closed.

358
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:35,803
Taxi for Mr Winkie.

359
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,723
Oh!

360
00:20:37,763 --> 00:20:39,123
I mean, I hear ya.

361
00:20:39,163 --> 00:20:42,443
I walk down my high street and
people think I'm a predator.

362
00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:46,283
Come home, my boyfriend can't
look me in the eye.

363
00:20:46,323 --> 00:20:48,683
I couldn't pull a hamstring.
Pull a hamstring!

364
00:20:48,723 --> 00:20:52,803
Perfect woman - cook in the
kitchen, whore in the classroom.
Oh, don't say that.

365
00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:56,563
Meanwhile, Peter is still
up there on his cross.

366
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,363
On his cross.
Yes.

367
00:21:00,403 --> 00:21:03,163
He's climbed up there and he's found
the extension lead

368
00:21:03,203 --> 00:21:05,283
to his fuckin' nail-gun.

369
00:21:05,323 --> 00:21:07,523
At least John is OK.
Oh, John...

370
00:21:10,883 --> 00:21:15,243
In the old days, if he was unhappy,
he'd just punch someone at school.

371
00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:18,363
I remember. At first I was relieved.

372
00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:22,523
Now, I realise it's not fight.

373
00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:25,203
It's flight.

374
00:21:26,483 --> 00:21:28,603
He's running from all our shit.

375
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,043
Towards the worst, worst man...

376
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:35,643
..I know.

377
00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,883
He'll be back. He's just like his
mum.

378
00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,923
All he wants is to fall into the
arms of a man who'll tell him

379
00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:46,803
everything's gonna be all right.

380
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:54,643
Everything is going to be all right.

381
00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:56,563
Oh! Oh!

382
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