[pop music plays]
♪ I'm hooked on this feeling And I'm wanting some more ♪
♪ I can't get enough Got a craving for more ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ I'm high on the feeling Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ And I'm not going down, down, down ♪
-Well, well, well. -Hey, babe!
[all laugh]
Hi! Happy house-moving day!
Oh, my gosh. You guys!
Gracie! Do you like your new house?
[Chrishell] Okay, come in. Let me show you.
[cheerful music plays]
-Look! -[Mary] Oh, my God!
It's all ready for you to decorate, Amanza.
-Yeah! What do you guys think? -[Amanza] Oh, my God.
-[Mary] Aw! -[Amanza] I love it.
[Mary] I am so happy for you.
-[cork pops] -[all whoop]
[Mary] Look at that.
I feel like moving is normally really stressful,
but I've got my friends.
I've got a little piece of paradise. What more could a girl want?
Hello, hello!
[Chrishell] Oh, hi!
-Hi! -[Mary] Aw.
Oh, my God! Oh, it's so pretty!
I brought empanadas and champagne.
-[Mary] Nice. -[all laugh]
[Chrishell] Hi, guys. How are you? Come on in.
The table's gonna go here and the chairs around it.
-[mover] All right. -[Chrishell] Thank you so much.
Perfect.
-[Amanza] Mm-hmm. -[Mary] Get it, girl.
[Emma laughs] 1-800-hot-movers.
-To your new house! Congratulations! -[all] Cheers.
[Mary] He does keep looking hotter the more sweaty he gets. He's, like…
-[all laugh] -[all] Cheers!
[Amanza] I'm so proud of you.
I feel like I've worked so hard my whole life,
and I never even had a house sometimes growing up,
and so to feel like you have something that no one can take away,
and that you, you know, just… It feels really good.
[Amanza] You have to be emotional too.
Don't make me cry in front of the hot movers!
-[Amanza] Sorry. -Oh, my goodness.
Having grown up without a house, many times,
um…
and then being in a situation where all of a sudden,
what I felt like was my house, I…
It no longer was.
Um…
I just feel like it's…
Like I've finally gotten to a place where I can have my own home,
my own keys.
It's just…
It means more to me than anything.
[Mary] I'm so sorry. I have to go meet a client.
-[Emma] I'm gonna give you a hug. -I love you, guys.
I will come back and help again, and we will redo this.
[Chrishell] Yes. Love you.
All right. Bye.
Well, that just means more wine for me. [chuckles]
I think my mover just winked at me.
Like, I'm just going to start getting names and numbers of hot guys,
and when you're ready, I'll go through my little Rolodex.
I feel like everyone is trying to set me up,
which is really sweet and I appreciate that.
I've just been on another track, so I've been like, "I'm not interested."
You know, "Thank you, but no thank you for now."
But Heather was saying I'm gonna meet Tarek's friend during the yacht party.
[Emma] Oh, yeah.
Sometimes it's nice to meet somebody through somebody else,
'cause they kind of vet them out a little bit for you.
I know. Well, actually, Heather's been a little tight-lipped.
-I truly don't know anything about him. -Do you know what he looks like?
-Yes, I saw a photo, but-- -[Emma] What's your thoughts of the photo?
I know he's a dad. I know he's Tarek's friend. He's handsome.
I think that's better.
Maybe I'm ready, because I'm starting to be like, "Well…"
[all chuckle]
-Cobwebs. -[Emma] It's been a minute!
Okay.
♪ I've taken knocks ♪
♪ To be strong and independent I got that ♪
♪ Ring me in the morning And I'm ready to go ♪
♪ Don't need a man to be defined ♪
♪ Don't need him no more… ♪
We got into escrow on the Achilles property at 7.25.
The buyer wants to buy the Ferrari that was in the driveway,
which is super annoying.
♪ I'm in the zone And I just hit a stride ♪
♪ Haters got me singing Like ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Uh, I gotta let you go, man.
Christine's just shown up. We'll talk soon.
-Hey! -How are you?
-[Jason] Good. -Good to see you.
[Jason] You too.
-How's it going? -[Jason sighs] Busy.
A little overwhelming today.
-Thank you. -I got just a Diet Coke and a water.
-Do you want something? -That's perfect.
-Would you like anything to eat? -[Christine] You guys have a cheeseburger?
-[server] Yeah. -Sounds good.
[Jason] I'll actually get a cheeseburger too.
-Okay. -[Jason] So what's going on with the baby?
He's so good. Last night just slept five hours through the night.
-That's a good thing? -Yeah, that's a good thing.
Everyone's commenting about how quickly you bounced back
to normal life despite a new baby.
So, for me, like, I'm motivated by, like, wanting to do things.
I go stir crazy.
My baby's sleeping and I'm like… I can't do it.
I've been sitting in my house working in my bed. I'm going nuts.
-Yeah. -Like, "I need to be in the office."
I'm ready for you to come back. It is getting busy out there.
[both] Thank you.
[Christine] I'm excited. I really need it.
[Jason] Not to create awkwardness here,
but Emma is sitting in your desk, but that's your desk.
I'm happy to tell her when you come back.
Her and I actually had a good talk at the dog party.
I feel like we can actually work together.
Look, I can play nice with Emma, but at the end of the day,
I've been at the O Group the longest. I am the OG queen.
So when I get back, take a little seat,
'cause no one puts Baby in the corner.
But I was kind of surprised…
by Mary's reaction to me at the party.
She seemed really upset when I walked in.
I feel like you guys have been… going back and forth on shit.
Well, she sent, you know, a baby gift around the time
of my baby shower.
I didn't get a chance to tell her thank you.
She thought I was ghosting her--
It won't just be a couple of texts that make everything okay.
It's gonna be a concerted effort over time to prove that you are here to work,
and you're not here to undermine, or say anything negative to people.
I've done my fair share of apologizing, like,
"Please! Will you be friends with me? Like, please!"
I'm done with that. I wanna move forward.
I'm like the phoenix in Harry Potter.
I just wanna rise from the motherfucking ashes,
sell houses.
Like, let's all get along, let's all be friends.
I'm ready to just move past everything. I really am.
[Jason] I mean, it's not high school at the Oppenheim Group.
It's selling real estate. I know you know that.
Wouldn't it be fun if it was high school?
I'd tell everyone to wear pink, and say, "You can't sit with me."
No.
[groovy pop music playing]
♪ Watch me do what I do ♪
♪ I'm in charge, yeah I make the rules, yeah ♪
♪ Ready, set, strike, hey ♪
♪ Shake it like you really want it ♪
♪ Ready, set, strike, hey ♪
♪ Drop to the side, do a little wiggle ♪
♪ Glide to the right Shake your stiletto like hey, hey ♪
♪ Are you ready? Count one, two, three, strike! ♪
-Hello. I'm home. -Oh, my… [laughs]
-[Heather] What do we think? -I think--
I take my job very serious.
-You're absolutely ridiculous, Heather. -[laughs]
My client Karan absolutely loves this house,
but he's concerned the house in front of him being built
is gonna obstruct his gorgeous view of L.A.
-It's seriously like a quinceañera party. -Isn't it adorable?
No, it's ridiculous.
[Heather] So Jason has this really cute idea to put balloons
on the property below Karan's house to see if it obstructs the view.
We're hoping it doesn't.
So I brought five just in case we mess up,
'cause I don't think you'll be able to throw it over there.
I really don't. Let's have a bet.
-What do we bet? -First try.
-Whatever you want. -Let's bet some money.
-Hundred bucks. -Done.
-Two hundred bucks. -Two hundred bucks.
-First try? -Of course! I'll do it with my left hand.
-Okay, deal. -Okay.
Jason might be a really amazing real-estate broker,
but he's definitely not an athlete, so the money's in the bag.
Oh, shoot!
-[screams] Really? -[Jason] No.
-Oh, my God! Don't do that! -[Jason laughs]
[Karan] Hey, what's happening?
-Hey. What's up? -Hi!
-How are you? -[Heather] I brought the party today.
This is a first. I've never seen anything like it.
So we've done our research on how high you can build.
The building codes allow for 30 feet, and that includes air-conditioning ducts
and everything else.
This balloon is two feet tall and this--
-String. -[Jason] …is 28 feet long.
So if the top of this balloon is at a manageable level,
like below the ficus or below the top of the Sierra Towers building,
I think we're good.
I like the idea,
'cause the view is the biggest obstacle to moving forward on this,
so if we can still have the full Century City view,
and the ocean, mountains, then I'm serious about moving forward.
-Really? Okay. -If not, then it's a deal-breaker.
-It's all about the view. -So this is our deal-breaker?
-Yeah. Deal-maker or deal-breaker. -But today we will write.
We will write or we will walk.
[both] Shake on it.
-Yes! -Absolutely.
-Let's do it. -Let's see where it goes.
You ready, guys? Three, two, one.
This is it!
[Jason groans] Shit. That wasn't a good throw.
-Go right hand. Forget left hand. -200 bucks.
-[Jason] Fucking annoying. -[all laugh]
You owe me 200 bucks. [laughs]
That was the easiest 200 I've ever made. I should've bet way more.
I should've bet thousands. He was so sure, but you lost, Jason.
Come on, Jay. Big throw.
-[grunts] -[Karan] There you go.
[Heather] Yay!
[gasps]
Wow. Okay, well, that's not bad at… Wait. That's not bad at all.
[Jason] No. The land actually slopes down,
so the farther out you go, the lower it'll be.
-That's the highest point. -Okay.
-This is the highest point here? -Yeah.
[Heather] How do you feel?
[Karan] I like it. It doesn't block much view.
-It doesn't block the main view. -Not at all.
Sitting inside the house, I don't think you'll see any of it.
[Heather] No, 'cause farther back, it's not affecting anything.
[Jason] The farther you get back, the better it gets.
Now that we know it's not gonna block your beautiful view, we're obviously…
I know you don't wanna write at 14, so what are you comfortable coming at?
I'll be really candid with you. My top line is 12.5.
I don't care how we negotiate it, I'll leave that to your expertise,
I just want to end up there or below.
I think either we start at 12 and see what they say,
or we write best and final 12.5, and then that's it.
And then seal the deal, and not go back and forth.
No negotiations, and just take it or leave it.
We'll hash it out and let you know what they say,
but if we don't go above 12.5, you're good?
-Sounds good. Thank you both. -Yeah? Okay?
-Success. -Yay!
-Jay wants to throw the final balloon. -Appreciate it.
[funky music playing]
♪ Ooh, we blazing trails now ♪
♪ Standing out from the crowd ♪
You know you're in trouble when you get an e-mail that says,
"Extremely…" All caps.
"Extremely urgent needed ASAP."
-[Heather laughs] -[Emma] Oh, God.
[Heather] All capitals in the subject line. [laughs]
-I'm like, "Stop yelling at me." -[Emma] Right?
-[all greeting] -[Mary] Hi.
-[Heather] Love the blue. -Thank you. Hey!
-[Heather] Electric blue. -I know. I feel electric.
So, guys…
-[Chrishell] What's up? -I have amazing news.
I just closed on French's house.
-Oh, my God! -[all cheer]
[Emma] Go, Mary!
[Mary] Full price, five million.
-Finally! It's been like this. -[Mary] I know.
It's been tough. After we fell out of escrow,
and then, like, it was just all kinds of stuff.
[Heather] We're all in good moods today.
I officially just closed escrow on the Doheny house today.
-[Mary] No way! -Heather!
So it was originally listed for 14, and we closed at 12 and a half.
-Oh, Heather, yes! -[all cheer]
Oh, my God! Yay!
So, Mary…
-Wanna ring it together? -Together!
-[screams] -[cheering continues]
-I love it! -[Mary] I'm proud of you.
[Heather] One, two, three.
-[rings wildly] -[cheering]
-[Heather] Double. Yes! -[Emma] Double, right?
[Chrishell] Good job, hotties.
[Heather] Thanks, love. Let me get through my table first.
-Yay! Congratulations. -I'm literally sweating. Like, I am.
- Oh, my God. [chuckles] -[Vanessa laughs]
Okay, girls, so I need a little bit of positive energy my way,
because my property in Malibu just fell out of escrow, so…
-Ugh! -[Mary] Oh, no!
Yeah, it's so upsetting because it was such a great escrow.
You know, it was listed for 1,299,000.
We got an offer for 1,450,000, which was wonderful.
So I was obviously a little bit, like, freaking out
because it's the first time I go through this situation.
The buyers pulled out.
They wanted a turnkey house, and this is not a turnkey house.
This definitely needs the work.
And I was in shock.
I was like, "How am I gonna call my client
and tell him we fell out of escrow?"
I just felt that I just, you know… I disappointed myself,
my sister, my client.
Oh, my gosh. Don't say that.
This is how it goes. This is actually part of it.
I feel like I'm a little sponge right now,
that I'm, you know, taking the best of everyone here.
They're all super successful.
They're all inspiring women. I'm like, "Wow!"
I wanna go and do more sales.
I wanna kill it. I wanna ring that bell. I'm going to make it happen.
Let's send Vanessa our positive energy.
-[Vanessa] Thank you. -Positive vibes.
-It's gonna sell. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. -[Chrishell] Yes, it is.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
♪ Don't I need that? ♪
♪ Good to see it ♪
[doorbell rings]
Ah!
[cheerful music plays]
[gasps] Hello, guys.
Give me a hug!
Hello!
Hi!
-Hi, good to see you. -[Amanza] This is Natalie.
-You know Natalie. The nanny. -Yes! Hi. You look gorgeous.
-Welcome, guys! -To the palace!
It is not easy balancing work,
being the breadwinner,
being the mom, being the dad.
It's a lot.
[Chrishell] You guys make yourself at home,
get in the pool if you want.
So the fact Chrishell asked me to decorate her house was really cool,
and also, she told me I could bring the kids when we had the meeting.
-You take this. Cheers. -Thank you. Cheers!
Thank you for trusting my vision to help you with this.
[Chrishell] Oh, my gosh. Yes! I need your vision.
-I'm getting excited! -Me too. This place is so amazing.
[Chrishell] Look at you. So cute with all your tools.
I literally have thousands of fabric samples…
-Okay. I'm excited. -[Amanza] …in my garage/home office.
But there is no way to bring them, so this is just, like, to get ideas.
-[Chrishell] I love it. -[Amanza] I'm gonna take notes.
Yeah. So picture this wood. I want a different table and chairs.
That's from the other house. It's fine for now.
[Amanza] This is a cool table.
But I think it's a little too small.
I could have my furniture maker match the exact wood,
and they could just add.
I would keep the sofas. We could change the pillows.
But I don't mind the… The pillows go with the kitchen.
-We'll talk. -[both laugh]
Okay, you're in charge.
You're not married to anything except for the frames?
I am not married. That is for sure. That is why we're doing whatever we want.
[Amanza] It's a bachelorette pad!
Look at this.
In the morning, this is where I have my coffee.
-[Amanza] Oh! -How amazing is this?
I'm so proud of you. This is so motivating.
One day, we'll have this too,
and I'll be able to look at these two kids,
and be like, "I did that for y'all."
A hundred percent.
And I'll be like, "Beatrice! Make sure the children don't drown in the pool!"
Are you still doing it all by yourself?
[Amanza] So there's two major things that I need to tell you.
Last weekend, I started getting calls from this number that I don't recognize,
and so I was like, "Ugh!" You know, I just wasn't answering.
And then I started getting texts, and it said, "Hi, Miss Smith."
"This is 'so-and-so' from Child Protective Services."
"We got an anonymous tip
that you have left your children home alone
for the past two days,
and it's unclear if there's food in the house for them,
and that you are neglecting and abusing your children."
"I need to talk to you about this important matter immediately,
and I'm standing on your front porch."
-And I'm like, "What?" -What?
I had to literally get interviewed by this woman
for, like, over an hour, maybe two hours.
Interviewed both kids individually, went through my house.
I had to show her,
"This is my prescription I take every day," take pictures of it.
Open the refrigerator.
I had to go yesterday and do a random drug test.
A fucking drug test.
-Oh, my God. -I might be an okay friend.
I'm a pretty good decorator.
I know I'm a fucking good mom,
and I do everything for these kids, like…
-You are a fucking great friend. -[chuckles] Thank you.
You are a great decorator, and you are a great mom.
The way that you've mothered your children through the obstacles that you've had,
I could only hope to be half the mom that you are,
and I just want you to know that 'cause I feel you doubt yourself at times,
and I need you to know how the rest of us see you.
Like, we see you making this work
in circumstances that most people, like, it just wouldn't work.
Growing up, we had CPS come to our house all the time,
because I think the teachers would see the way we would come to school
or whoever.
-You weren't being properly cared for. -It was like we were really--
-Malnourished. -Yes.
I remember thinking there were gonna be times we'd be taken away.
But I can't imagine…
You give them everything. I've been to your house.
The fact that somebody wasted the resources on some…
Like, it honestly makes me… Like, makes me fucking angry.
Now I'm on a fucking mission.
I immediately made an appointment with my attorney,
and I'm going to reopen the child-support thing.
-Good. -They'll find you if you owe support.
-Good! -I'm gonna be, like, "Find him."
-Yeah. -And you know what?
If you find him and he doesn't pay, stick his ass in jail.
Because what's the difference? It's not like he's here helping.
And I wasn't gonna. But this now? I'm like, "No."
Now, it's on.
[dramatic music plays]
♪ I know we'll overcome ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Ready to run And I know we'll overcome ♪
♪ Welcome to the new era ♪
[peppy dance music plays]
♪ Welcome to the new thing ♪
-[Maya] I love your nails, by the way. -[Davina] Thanks.
-I need to get my nails done-- -[Davina] Your nails look cute.
-They match your pink… vibe. -Yeah, they do.
With the kids, it's hard to even find time to sit and have coffee.
They look great. I saw that Chrishell bought a house.
-Yeah. I love the house. -[Davina] Really? Have you seen it?
No, but it's actually two houses down
from the client I sold a house to two years ago.
Amazing. I heard from some agents
that Jason represented Chrishell.
Have you heard about that?
Come on. She's an agent. She's done transactions.
When she bought the house with her ex, she represented them.
So obviously she's going to represent herself
when she's buying her own house.
I mean, if you cannot represent yourself as an agent,
why would clients trust you to represent them on a transaction?
I've no doubt Chrishell represented herself,
so I don't wanna be part of this gossip.
Do you know what I think probably happened?
I think she probably did the transaction,
but then for privacy purposes,
if she's gonna be, basically, the selling agent,
people can put one and one together with the address,
so it's safe to just say, like, Jason.
Yeah, and he's a broker anyway, so…
I'm sure Jason helped oversee everything, and he's also a control freak.
-[Davina laughs] -So I wouldn't be surprised.
So is Chrishell, you think, the new favorite?
You know what?
I think she spends more time with Jason, so she might be the new favorite.
Mmm! I'm at peace and I've accepted I'm not his favorite.
It would be nice, and I would love to get some introductions to clients.
I think it's too much for Jason to handle.
I think I intimidate him,
'cause I know what I'm doing with real estate, and so do you.
You know what? Cheers to not having to be Jason's favorite.
-Team Least Favorite! -[Davina] Yeah!
[both laugh]
Team Least Favorite.
♪ Own it, own it ♪
♪ Own it ♪
♪ I'm living in the moment ♪
♪ I make the people know this ♪
♪ I'm happy and I know it ♪
♪ Go on, clap your hands ♪
♪ I blow the door wide open ♪
♪ I'm moving up, I'm growing… ♪
-Cheers! -Thank you. Hi. How are you?
-Yes. Cheers, baby. -Cheers, honey.
-Is this where the party is? -Yes.
-[Tarek] Wow, this is gorgeous. -[Heather] I love this.
By the way, Robert's gotta be so nervous right now.
'Cause he's meeting Chrishell? Is he excited?
I've been messing with him.
Hey!
-Hey! -Welcome, welcome.
-I love the dress. -Thank you!
-We go up? -Wanna head upstairs?
[Emma] Hello, hello!
Hey, how you doing, Romain?
-Hello! -How are you? You look amazing.
-Hi! -I love it!
-Hi! Nice to see you. -Hey!
[Tarek] Rene, what's up, buddy?
[Heather] Hi! Robert's here!
-[Laura] Hi. -[Tarek] You made it!
-[Heather] Robert, this is everybody. -Hi, everybody.
[Heather] Should we go around? This is Chrishell.
-Chrishell, Robert. -Hi! Nice to meet you.
-[Emma] Hi! -[Heather] Emma.
[Chrishell] Robert is a handsome, successful guy,
and Heather's best trait is that she just loves love,
and it's so infectious, so, you know, maybe he is an amazing guy,
and maybe we'll hit it off. Who knows?
You have beautiful eyes.
[laughs] Oh, thank you very much. That's the tequila talking.
[Robert] No, not at all. Just giving you a compliment.
-[Chrishell] Drink up. They get better. -[all laugh]
[Vanessa] "Salud" in Spanish!
-[Heather] Cheers, you guys. -[all] Cheers.
[Jason] Cheers, everyone.
♪ It's about to get started up Three, two, one ♪
♪ It's time to celebrate… ♪
We're moving! We're moving!
♪ And now we're feeling great ♪
-Can I sit down next to you? -Yeah, of course.
[light comic music playing]
So where do you live, Chrishell?
-I'm in Mt. Olympus. -I don't even know where that is.
-Los Angeles. -Okay.
-Yeah. Wait, so you… -I live here in Huntington.
But you never go to L.A.?
I've been to L.A. maybe five times in my life.
-That's very interesting. -I'm not the big party L.A. guy.
-But we're partying and we're here. -We're in Newport though.
-It's good people. We have good people. -That's what's funny.
I live in L.A., And I actually haven't partied in a while.
-Now I'm here and partying. -Partying in Newport.
It's all relative.
[both chuckle]
So how long does it take you to get from Orange County
to where you live?
-Are we in Orange County right now? -Yeah.
It took me, I think, like an hour and a half.
-Oh wow. -Yeah.
-I have to use the ladies' room. -Go ahead, please.
[all chatting]
Thank you so much.
[Tarek] All right, party time.
-[Mary] Whoo! Let's go! Oh, my God! -[hip-hop music plays on speakers]
-[laughing] -[women cheering]
[women laugh]
I'm gonna go pull her off that stage.
Let's have some fun.
Do we have to pull you off of your stage? Come here.
What?
Wait, why?
Because.
-Wait, why? [screams] What's happening? -[laughs]
You're coming to sit down. You're too hot.
What?
-[Heather laughs] -No!
She's too hot. I've got to cool her off.
[Chrishell] What?
You wanna dance or get to know me?
Yeah, I wanna dance.
Yes! Like, now's the moment.
Okay, I'll let you dance.
Okay. [chuckles awkwardly]
I just figured I'd pull you off and have fun with you.
I appreciate that, but I can't miss this moment with my girls.
Okay, do your girls.
I'm just trying to get to know you.
I appreciate that.
There's always time for that.
[groovy electronic music playing]
For him to pick me up because "now it's time to get to know him"?
No, it's not.
Now it's time for me to never talk to you again.
Bye, Robert. [chuckles]
[groans]
I mean, you look hot.
[mock scoffs] Thanks, Jason.
[bold pop music plays]
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
I saw Davina earlier.
She mentioned that she ran into some agents in some open house
to ask about you buying the house, but Jason is doing the transaction.
Doesn't make any sense.
-Well, first of all-- -[Maya] So she told them--
That was a sore subject for me,
because it was a misstep on the seller's side,
and they instantly apologized, they corrected it.
It sucks that you're doing your own transaction and don't get credit.
-It's, like, your own house. -Yeah.
The listing agent accidentally listed Jason as the selling agent
instead of the brokerage,
and so, you know, of course it's a situation
where they quickly fixed it,
but once it was out there,
it kind of caught like wildfire, and it went everywhere.
I mean, I worked really hard on this house.
I represented myself before I was at the Oppenheim Group.
That's what I said, and she said the same. It just sucks that agents are talking.
I'm like, it is what it is.
People are always gonna talk, and I'm past the point of proving myself.
I know what I did. I worked really hard,
and there was a lot of things on this deal,
and, at the end of the day, I feel like, you know,
there's always gonna be somebody that wants to take away my credit.
Honestly, like, peace, love, Buddha.
Like, I'm having a great time. It's fine.
-Literally, I'm on a yacht right now. -[Maya] Yeah.
[Chrishell] I mean, Davina and I have never been close friends,
so I'm not surprised that she probably would take that
as an opportunity to, you know, just kind of spin more rumors,
and maybe make me look bad.
She's not gonna change overnight.
♪ Dream on… ♪
[Christine] Hey, babe!
[Amanza] I'm sorry I'm five and a half hours late.
[Christine] Oh, my God. You're fine! Don't worry, babe.
I have the biggest big toes.
Look at that. There's prime real estate on these things.
-[laughs] -There's like…
You could paint a mural on that thing. "Do you want a snowflake?"
"No, if you just paint a whole mural, that'd be good."
[Christine] Oh, my God.
I love my kids. They're amazing,
but 24/7,
it's a lot.
So when Christine Quinn asks you for a spa day,
you're like, "Yes!"
How's everything going on with you, and, you know, the kids and everything?
It's kind of a shit show, to be honest. It's pretty stressful.
It's just… It's a fucked-up situation.
-We moved, though. -Sherman Oaks, right?
-[Amanza] Oh, yeah, you know. We moved-- -Yeah. It looks super cute.
It's so cute. We have a front yard and a backyard, it's all gated, and…
So cute.
I slept on the couch for a year and a half
after this idiot disappeared,
because I wanted to give my kids their own rooms,
so I moved in, and I felt like I moved into a palace.
I haven't got to decorate it yet.
I've been trying to decorate everybody else's house. [laughs]
Gosh, well, you have fabulous taste. It'll look amazing.
There's a very soft side to Christine that people don't get to see.
She's sensitive, a lot more sensitive than anybody would believe.
But then there's the other side of her.
So either she's a really good actress or she's got a split personality.
So I had a conversation with Jason the other day
about me coming back to the office.
-[Amanza] Are you excited? -No, I'm so excited.
-Are you nervous about anything? -[Christine] Not really.
Mary and I really haven't talked a whole bunch.
It's so weird, 'cause we're such a close…
Or were, I don't know, I guess not so much anymore.
It's true, though. We used to be so close, all of us.
God, the dynamic was so much better back then, before Chrishell joined.
-[laughs] -[Amanza] Stop!
You guys and your fucking bullshit catty drama.
-I'm so glad you like me. -[both laugh]
You do, right?
-I love you. -Okay, good.
You're my favorite. You know that.
♪ You're the boss, wanna floss Do it on the roof ♪
♪ Unrehearsed, head-first… ♪
-[server] Tequila shot? -You know what I mean? [laughs]
♪ Hey-o, hey-o ♪
-Hello, ladies. -[Emma and Mary] Hello.
So the fake DMs have started again from you-know-who.
There's only one person in the entire world that it could be.
From a fake account, of course.
"Curious if your friend Emma has a boyfriend."
"I may have information."
It's like, nobody cares.
Oh, zero followers. Zero.
I have seen this firsthand, so…
There's a zero-percent chance that it's anyone but Christine.
She's DMing my friends to talk about my ex,
which is like what she did before,
and she admitted it to Mary in the past.
She's clearly infatuated, and still hung up on him,
I don't know.
-[Vanessa] Hey, girls! -[all] Hi!
[Chrishell] Hello.
[Vanessa] Cheers! ¡Salud!
[all] Cheers!
What you were talking about?
[Emma] Um…
Christine is back at her old games, you know?
-She doesn't know. -[Emma] Oh! Okay, okay.
Back when I started dating my ex… Her ex too, but, whatever.
I started getting all these crazy DMs,
like, "Oh, he's doing this," or, "He's doing that." All this stuff.
I got them for a decent amount. Mary knows about them.
[Vanessa] What? Wait. Christine was doing them?
I lived in a house with her when she was still doing them, so…
Wow. [sighs]
I mean, every day I get a new piece of the story,
and every day just gets crazier and crazier.
At this point, I don't know what to think or who to believe.
She's literally terrorized these two. Like, terrorized.
She's done really bad things to a lot of people.
Christine started these rumors as to why I was really divorced.
Rumors that I was, like, sleeping with these people,
and it's not true.
I was madly in love with my husband.
I was devastated.
That was her trying to take me down,
because she knew if she could get that to have some traction--
-Makes it seem like you're not sweet. -It would take me down.
I mean, I'm in shock right now with what I'm hearing.
I just feel that she's in a lot of need of love.
Exactly, because she's burned all the bridges of everyone else.
[Mary] Show love and you'll receive love in return.
You can't show hate and expect to be loved.
True.
I tried to love her as long as I could. I tried to overlook everything.
Now I look back and I'm like, "What the hell?"
I was like, "How blind was I?"
Understand that she's burned all these bridges in the office,
and now she needs an ally.
So it's very obvious to all of us that she's gonna give you
a totally different picture.
That's all I'm saying. Just be smart.
[gentle music plays]
Okay, so I just wanted to raise a glass.
We love you, guys.
Thank you so much for spending the day with us.
-This is cheers to love. -[Romain] Thank you!
-[all] Cheers! -[Emma] Thank you for having us!
I'll say a few words as well.
Okay. Go, baby.
You guys have taken care of this girl for years before I was around.
She speaks so highly about all of you and honestly,
it's been a pleasure to meet all of you, and I promise you,
for years to come, I will always take care of her.
-[all] Aw! -You'd better, buddy!
All right. How cheesy was that? That was good, right?
-[all cheer] -[Romain] Tarek, that was a good one.
I love you. I can't wait to hear the vows. [laughs]
-That was the vows. What do you mean? -[all laugh]
Guys, I do wanna talk for a second.
-[Mary] What? -I just wanna mention
that I did speak with Christine, and she's got time to come back now.
That's what she expressed that she wants to do.
[dramatic music plays]
She also said she won't get involved in any more drama
or start any more drama.
[Maya and Heather laugh]
Do you think it'd be a good idea to do a mental-wellness check
that we have to pass before getting in?
-[Mary laughs] -[Emma] I think it's a good idea.
Listen, she's not gonna not work here because she left to have a baby.
She's coming back. Her desk is hers.
What? What do you mean, "Her desk is hers"?
No, it is… No!
-[Heather] That's not fair. -When the entire office--
I'm telling you, it's not up for debate.
-Then I will move my desk-- -[Jason] You can move wherever you want.
-I will sit on the back-- -How about a compromise?
I'm not sitting by her. I'm not dealing with that shit again.
Guys, if she continues to act inappropriately,
she will not be at the brokerage anymore, but she's not gonna move a desk
or not be allowed back at the brokerage because she left to have a baby. Period.
I don't think any of us have a problem with the fact that she had a baby.
-No. -Of course not. We're all women.
We'd support that all day, every day.
-But she is saying that she changed and-- -That's what she told me.
I'm now getting fake DMs and everything else,
and she's saying that she changed to you, but--
[Jason] Listen, if she continues with the drama,
then I don't think she has a future here.
If there's not a change, then she's gone. I give you my word on that.
I don't think there's any hope for you and Chrishell.
I don't know why, but I feel like that ship has sailed.
But I still think you can make up with Mary and the other girls.
[Christine] Hmm.
I see your wheels turning, though. You're ready to dive in and take her down.
Every superhero needs their villain.
Or am I the villain?
-I think you're the villain. -That sounds right.
Not "I think." You are the villain. Even the Joker had a couple of friends.
-Exactly. -Oh, my God, I feel sorry for them.
I do too.
[electronic music plays]
♪ Up in flames ♪
♪ You'll be all right ♪
♪ Joke's on you, can't make me stay ♪
♪ You gonna be all right ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo ♪