[brooding pop music playing]
♪ I never thought I'd be ♪
♪ The only one of me ♪
♪ Like a prophecy ♪
♪ Time's up, time's up, get loud ♪
Not only is Emma joining us for dinner, but she's the newest full-time team member
at the Oppenheim Group.
-[Heather] What? -[all exclaim]
Surprise!
[cheering]
-[Amanza] I love you. I miss you. -[Chrishell] Good choice.
I'm so excited. Oh, my goodness.
So Emma is basically taking Christine's desk?
-Mm-hmm. -[Brett] For a little while.
Have you met Christine?
-I did. -[all laugh]
The last thing I heard is Christine is coming back to the office soon,
so I'm sure that when she comes back,
she'll feel like it's a slap on her face to have Emma, the girl she doesn't like,
and she has been hurt for so many years, replacing her.
Can someone tell us the story?
-[Jason] I'm not gonna-- -I'm not touching this one.
-[Jason] I'm not touching anything. -You guys!
-[Heather] What on earth? -[laughs]
When did you guys meet?
I found out about her the day that I met her,
and it was not pleasant.
[Heather] So she was mean to you from day one?
I was leaving the gym with who I thought was my boyfriend,
and she pulled up with her friend, and she was like, "Who the F is this?"
And then started screaming, "This is my boyfriend!"
I tried to pull off in my car.
She drove her car, blocked my car so I couldn't move.
Her and her friend were banging on my windows, screaming,
and I didn't know what to do, and I just rolled down my window,
and she was screaming bloody murder.
Then he comes out, starts screaming at her
that she's crazy and to leave me alone, because I did nothing wrong.
She was nothing but, you know, a nightmare for me.
[Maya and Heather] Wow!
Hearing this story is crazy to me.
I thought I had a bad introduction with Christine,
but it can always get worse.
I don't think that she's mad. She only said that it was hurt.
I don't want to create any problems or anything--
[laughs] Too late.
She told me she misses Mary and Heather. I said, "Why don't you talk to them?"
Would be nice to invite them to the baby shower.
-[laughing] -[Mary] Right? I know!
Right? I was like, "She missed me so much, she excluded me?"
She said you were friends with someone that hurt her in the past.
I was like, "So what happened?"
She explained to me
that it was some guy she dated that was dating a woman at the same time.
I said, "Well, maybe she doesn't know, she didn't know,"
because it happens all the time.
This is an excuse.
I've been friends with Emma for a very long time.
She knows that.
We were fine before when I was still friends with her.
That's an excuse.
Right. I said, "Look, it's probably just a communication problem."
"Maybe you should even talk to Emma."
That's the first time Mary's heard that in five years.
-[Mary] She's mad at Jason, but not you? -Why is she not mad at me?
-Maybe you didn't know the facts. -I was living with…
-I do know, but I'm not-- -So you know the timeline?
-I know the timeline. -Maybe you should ask.
[Romain] She's having a baby and she's married.
-[Amanza] She had a baby. -Right!
I was living with her.
At some point, you need to move on. It's five years ago.
-Oh, my God, like… -[Vanessa] You don't know the story.
[Mary] I do know the situation And it's not what Christine is saying.
It was...
a different time period.
There was no overlap.
Maybe this is a good time for…
Maybe you will have a conversation where you can clear things with her,
and it will be amazing. You never know.
In life, everything is communication.
I didn't know she existed. Brett, Jason, you guys know that.
I met you guys the exact same time.
I didn't even know there was a recent ex or anything along those lines.
So, for me, I did nothing wrong.
She's always been the one with the problem from the moment I came into the picture.
Emma is completely innocent, and that's all that matters.
[dramatic pop music plays]
♪ Let it burn, let it burn Let it burn down ♪
♪ Until it all turns to dust ♪
♪ And let it burn down ♪
♪ Down, down, down ♪
[cheerful energetic music plays]
♪ Been waiting my life for this ♪
♪ I was born to win ♪
♪ I'll be known by the masses… ♪
Brett, do you have anyone looking in Venice?
-Is it on the water? -No, it's on Rose Avenue, between Penmar…
Yeah. No. Not that I can think of.
-[Maya] That's a good street. -It is! And a beautiful house.
-[Jason] I agree with you. -I know.
♪ Whoa, oh, let's roll ♪
♪ Up, up, and away we go ♪
[Maya] What did you think about dinner last night?
I think Emma walked into the lions' den, for sure.
She just got hit hard last night.
I'm guessing there was more stuff that happened after that first day.
I think there's probably a lot in between,
especially with the guy, that maybe wasn't told.
-Exactly. -I don't know. I'm just saying.
-They'd been broken up for a while. -Oh, they were?
-[Maya] You guys lived together. I mean… -Yeah.
He would still check on her to make sure she was okay
and stuff like that, but--
-So they weren't together? -They were not together, no.
That's why I feel like there's more. That doesn't even make sense.
[pop music plays]
♪ I got this whole place on lock… ♪
Hello!
-[Jason] Hey, Emma. -Emma!
-Hi! -[Jason] How are you?
Hey!
♪ Once you get a taste of this You're never going back ♪
♪ You wanna front at the top ♪
♪ You wanna look like a boss ♪
♪ I know you want this ♪
We need to voodoo. Voodoo?
-Sage it! Sage the desk! -[Mary] Exactly!
-[Jason] Good to have you. -Thank you. I'm excited to be here.
[Heather] Happy to have you, Emma.
[Emma] I got my real-estate license a few years ago.
I obviously was focusing on other business ventures.
Now I'm becoming a bit more involved with real estate.
Since all my other businesses are thriving,
I figured it's a good time to put everything into real estate.
Ladies, it's Emma's first day, and I want to give you a bit of context
'cause she's bringing in some of her own listings.
She's also gonna cover some of Christine's.
So help her out, obviously.
Are you serious? You're taking the knife, and twist it into Christine?
[Jason] Christine needs the help. She won't be here.
So they're gonna co-list?
I haven't worked out all the details yet, but that's the gist.
Do you know, like, with little kids, and they go, "Ooh!"
Right?
-[Heather] "Ooh! Emma's here!" -I don't know what just happened.
But, no, only 'cause it's her desk, that's all.
It's a desk. I mean, it's…
-[Mary] Well, you are very welcome. -Thank you.
So obviously, you're bicoastal. What do you do? What other businesses?
So I started a food company, but how I started that was
I started investing in the stock market at a really young age.
-I was like 14, 15 years old. -Wow!
[Emma] Took that, yeah, and when my grandfather passed away,
we had a food company.
It was really small, so I lent my family money.
I was 17 years old.
-[Amanza] Oh, my God. -Wow.
For payroll and stuff, just to get the company going.
Now it's a national brand, and then I wanted to start my own line…
[Amanza] Dream child.
…with, like, vegan, partnered with Beyond Meat.
I bought a machine for the empanadas.
-They were crab cake ones, right? -Crab cakes?
And then there were pizza ones?
-Yeah, pizza and cheeseburger. -[Mary] Cheeseburger, okay.
In the empanada? I'm confused.
[Emma] Cheeseburger empanadas.
I know what empanadas are and I love empanadas, don't get me wrong,
but never in a million years
I thought there could be, like, cheeseburger empanadas and crab.
They're not even empanadas.
And then I have a bunch of women that work for me
that hand-make a lot of the other items, which is cool.
And then real estate too. Oh, my gosh.
Just when I thought my life is full with my kids, I'm like, "Um…"
Yeah. That's why it's a perfect mix,
because I'm meeting at Costco, Whole Foods, all these huge places
with the CEOs and stuff like that.
They want real estate too, so it goes hand in hand.
What's your plan? How will you do everything?
It sounds like you're so busy.
I've been traveling like this for a while,
but now, with real estate and everything else going on…
When I fly back and forth, I fly private 'cause it's easier.
[laughs] I fly economy, 'cause it's cheaper!
It's just easier, because I have my dog, so…
But can I come with you on the plane and then drop me in…
That's perfect. I will pick you up, then we can fly together.
-[Maya] Done. -I have a big dog, but…
How exciting!
The women at the O Group are for sure rock stars.
They're a level above.
I want the girls to know
that I can hold my own,
and I'm a smart, intelligent, strong businesswoman,
and I plan to do the exact same thing at the O Group
that I have in my other business worlds.
Right now, I have Alesso's house.
-You know, the DJ? -[all] Yeah.
I have his house on, and then I have a client overseas,
from Asia, who's a billionaire client that's looking to sell his property,
which was Harry Styles'.
Does that mean you could introduce us to Harry Styles?
Right? I feel like I can probably get the work-around there.
-[Heather] Well, welcome, Emma. Yay. -[Emma] Yeah, thank you.
[bold pop music playing]
♪ Let's take it up another notch… ♪
-[man] Hey. -Hey, Lenny. How are you?
-Good, thanks. How are you? -[Mary] I'm doing well. Good to see you.
-Thanks. -You're gonna love it.
Lenny is a client of mine that was introduced to me by Jason,
and I've worked with Lenny for a while now.
[Lenny] Oh, wow!
And I know what all of his must-haves are,
what his deal-breakers are.
It takes all the guesswork out of it, so that's a huge advantage.
♪ All of y'all sit back and watch ♪
Yeah, it's super impressive.
♪ Green light, do what you do ♪
♪ 'Bout time to show 'em Something new, yeah ♪
♪ Make your jaw drop Make it pop, pop ♪
[Lenny] This is beautiful.
-I know. It's like a Tuscan villa, right? -Tuscan villa, yeah.
You know, I need space for my family when they come visit.
-Is this big enough, do you think? -This is very big, yeah.
At least, when you're not here, you know it'll be safe and secure,
because you do have the driveway gate and the community gate,
so you won't have to worry about that, but this is the primary suite.
[funky music plays]
♪ Take a good look at me ♪
-[Lenny] It's nice. This is cozy. -Absolutely.
And then the bathroom, we got his-and-hers sinks,
a steam shower, everything.
-Wait a minute. Is… -You got two. His-and-hers, yeah.
-You can't share a bathroom. -[Lenny] I'm gonna love that.
Gotta keep the mystery, even after all these years, right?
[Lenny] This kitchen is nice. I like this breakfast nook here.
[Mary] Yeah, it's very bright and open,
and you got two beverage fridges here,
two dishwashers, Wolf appliances, and…
[Lenny] Oh, my goodness!
…massive double-sized Sub-Zero fridge.
-[Lenny] My wife and two daughters cook. -Oh, okay.
-Well, you will not run out of room. -I barbecue.
-[both laugh] -Yeah.
Well, I'll show you the barbecue, because it's insane.
♪ I see my magic taking hold of you ♪
[Mary] No Italian villa can come without a wood-burning pizza oven.
So you've got this great barbecue.
-My goodness! This looks good. -[Mary] Yeah.
[Lenny] Who else lives in the neighborhood?
A lot of celebrities.
Selena Gomez used to live here, Logic.
The reason why they move out here is just because it's so quiet.
[Lenny] The schools are good?
-They're amazing. -Good.
-My son used to go to school out here. -Oh, good.
And I can't say enough good things about it.
It can be a real challenge to land a celebrity client,
so the fact that French hand-selected me,
I am confident that I'm gonna rock this.
So is there any room on this?
We've had probably ten showing requests just in the last two days.
People are just dying to get into it, so, with you as my client,
I wanted to get you in first.
-Cash offer would get it done? -[Mary] Cash.
You need to move quick if you want it.
Well, I wanna see a couple of other homes.
Okay, so let's set up the showings for the other homes.
-Maybe tomorrow or the next day? -Yeah. I'm open.
-Okay. All right, cool. -[Lenny] Thanks.
-We'll be in touch. Bye. -All right, see you.
♪ The money stacks They be thick in my pocket ♪
♪ Buying the latest Paid cash in full 'cause I got it ♪
♪ Yes, I dress to impress Buying only the best ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm coming through ready Want it on me for less ♪
♪ I'm stunting, looking like… ♪
Wow. This is lovely.
-[squeals] -I'm so happy to see you. Look at you!
When did you have this baby? Honestly, I think that you lied to me!
[both laugh]
[Christine] Just had a baby, and I'm back in my stripper heels.
[Vanessa] Yes, you're amazing. Wow.
So I'm previewing this house for a buyer.
This is outside of my Malibu area, which is also great,
but, at the same time, kind of different for me.
I also invited Christine,
because I thought she could use this break to be out of the house without the baby.
And the view… is perfect.
♪ Oh, Ma, take a look at me now ♪
♪ I'm the king of the world Standing top of the pile ♪
♪ Spending my cheddar like what Baby, I don't give a ow ♪
♪ Maybe 'cause I'm coming up, up ♪
[Vanessa] Oh, the kitchen!
I love kitchens. [laughs]
This is gorgeous.
[Christine] I've been a mom for two weeks now,
and I'm excited to have some girl time,
and I'm dipping back into real estate, slowly,
but in a $15 million house. So relatable.
[Vanessa] This patio is a massive selling point.
[Christine] I love when they have the kitchen and it overlooks the pool
and just the seamless doors.
-[Vanessa] Yes. -[Christine] So stunning.
-And it's very private. I love that too. -[Christine] It is.
I feel like this is such a great area. I mean, Bel Air.
[Vanessa] It has a beautiful view, beautiful sunset.
Pretty. So that's the main bedroom up there?
-You wanna go take a look at it? -[Vanessa] Yes, let's do it.
-Ooh, it got windy, girl. -Yes.
-It's 'cause the witch is back! -[laughs]
-Whoo! -[both laugh]
-I love these chandeliers. -[Christine] Yeah, it's beautiful.
♪ She's always working hard And made her way to the top ♪
♪ Now she gets whatever Yeah, whatever she wants ♪
♪ Yeah, I don't look at the price tag… ♪
-[Christine] Oh, my gosh. -[Vanessa] Look at the view. Wow.
Wow, this closet!
[Christine] This is almost big enough for my shoes.
[both laugh]
-I will take it. -Yes, this is awesome.
-Oh, wow. -Wow. Beautiful.
I really like this house.
♪ Yeah, I don't look at the price tag ♪
Oh, my God, this is stunning!
-[Vanessa] Stunning. Wow. -[Christine] Ugh! This is L.A.
-[Vanessa] This is L.A., yes. -[Christine] Wow.
So how was the other night?
-It was, uh… -[Christine] Wait, who was there?
[Vanessa] All the people in the office, and then Emma was at the dinner.
She just joined the office. Did you know that?
Yeah. I knew. Jason told me.
And she told the story of what happened to everyone in the dinner,
because I was asking her questions--
She told everyone at the dinner?
-No, I mean, I-- -God! Her own version, I'm sure too.
-[Vanessa] But, obviously… But, yeah… -Ugh.
But I exposed her too, asking her in front of everyone,
and maybe it's because I saw
that you were in so much pain from that experience.
That you were super hurt with Mary, because she's friends with her.
So Mary and Jason were there too?
-Yeah. I mean, we were at Jason's house. -And what were they saying?
I mean, they said that, you know, like, she was telling the truth,
that there was not an overlap.
I understand that Mary doesn't like me right now,
but, at the time, Mary was a good friend of mine.
She was the first person I called, actually.
I called her crying.
For Mary to say
that Emma's story was true
just infuriates me.
She knew we were together.
And Jason, like, knew we were together.
I think it's extremely disrespectful that Emma's telling
a whole entire group a story where I'm not even there,
and I bet you if I was there, she would've told this story different.
So I really just don't appreciate this right now.
But then again, not everyone has class.
So, what are you gonna do?
You know, I'm sure the story that she told you
is from one position, but I'll tell you my side,
'cause at lunch, I didn't get into details.
You know, I was dating him for two and a half years.
-So you never broke up with him? -Never. Never.
The full time, you were dating him until that moment.
-[Christine] Yeah. Yeah. -[Vanessa] Wow.
I'm very confused at the moment, because listening to Emma's story
and then listening to Christine's story
is like, wow, I understand now why Christine was so upset.
He was at my house that morning,
and he left, so I called my best friend, and went to go pick her up.
And here I see my boyfriend at the time
walking with another girl, and that happened to be Emma.
And I was like, "Wait, what?"
It took me a minute, 'cause I was dropping her off.
I was like, "How are you?" He freaked out, didn't know what to do.
-Were they holding hands? -They were holding hands, like…
the whole thing, and I was just like, "What?"
Emma's car was, like, maybe ten feet away,
and I got in my car, and I blocked her in,
and I said, "I'm not sure what this man is telling you,
but that's my boyfriend."
"I've been with him for two and a half years,
so I don't know when you guys have had time to get together."
Obviously, it's only during the day.
And then they were engaged two months after this happened.
Oh, wow.
[sighs]
[Christine] This woman is everyone's nightmare.
This is stuff in movies, you know?
I was like, "There's no way she didn't know."
But then again, I got fooled, Heather got fooled.
-Why, what's going on with Heather? -Oh, Heather was dating him too!
Okay.
This is… This is a lot.
-That was before? -That was kind of after we broke up.
Okay, I'm confused.
So after you broke up, he was dating Heather.
Yeah.
But then two months later, he was engaged to Emma?
-Yeah. -Okay.
What? [chuckles]
Most of the time, when I'm speechless,
it's because I cannot find the word in English,
but, honestly, we could be speaking Spanish fluently now,
and I would still not find a word to use.
In the end, the truth will always come out, Christine.
And you will know.
♪ Do you really wanna play with fire? ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Jump high, but I fly higher ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Do you really wanna play with fire? ♪
♪ Play with fire, play with fire? ♪
-Hello! -Hello!
How are you? This place is great.
-Sexy. Hi! -Hi!
So I've known Mary for years.
Not so much Chrishell,
so I'm excited to really sit down and get to know Chrishell.
Oh! This is what I was excited for. [chuckles]
[Mary] Yes.
-Okay, so here is my famous empanadas. -[Mary] Oh, my gosh.
[Emma] They are hot, so I would give it a second,
so we don't burn anything.
[Chrishell] Okay. You're so sweet.
I'm honestly taking notes,
'cause I'm closing on my house very soon, and I'm taking hosting notes.
Congratulations! Can we cheers to that?
-[Mary] Yes. -[Emma] Cheers to that.
-Congratulations. That is so exciting. -Cheers!
If you need help with moving or anything, like, seriously.
-I'm around. -What?
No, honestly. Like, I'm very hands-on.
-I'm always, like-- -You're not exactly what I picture.
I have 20 grocery bags in my hand. I'm always moving stuff.
I love you for that, but…
I'm serious. If you need help with anything.
-You're so down to earth, and just… -Oh, my God, yeah.
I grew up, like, camping.
Oh, my God, I was catching fish, putting the worm on the hook. Yeah.
Anytime you guys wanna go to Boston, I will host you.
-I heard your accent. I heard it! -Did you?
-Oh, no! -[laughs] No, it's cute!
-Okay, okay. [laughs] -[Chrishell] I like it.
[in Boston accent] "Anytime you guys wanna come…" I can't do it!
But, anyway, I heard it.
Emma's so inspiring.
She's instantly become part of the group,
and ingratiated herself so seamlessly.
I don't know her situation, if it was supposed to be temporary or not,
but I'm hoping that she'll stay for longer.
I love having her around.
Emma, I have to ask.
You made it successfully through your first Oppenheim dinner.
-Congratulations. -[Emma] Thank you, yes.
-[Chrishell] You survived. -I survived.
-By a hair. No, I'm just kidding. -[all laugh]
It was definitely a lot.
You know, I walked in,
and the questions were all of a sudden being swarmed,
specifically, you know, Vanessa.
It was my first time meeting her, and I felt a little, like, attacked.
It was just like "Oh."
"You didn't just wanna get to know me, I guess."
Would've been nice for me to at least get settled,
and just say hello.
Be able to introduce yourself before a situation.
Yeah, exactly.
Honestly, like, in the Vanessa situation,
I have a little bit of, like, sympathy,
because I remember being the first new person in the group,
and Christine talking all this stuff about everyone to me,
where I had to then decipher what was the truth and what wasn't.
So, as uncomfortable as it was,
maybe it's a good thing you're getting your side out there
because you know she's working double time to get a different--
Well, she probably has to keep track of the lies that she's telling
to keep the story straight.
-Girl, who you telling? I mean… -[all laugh]
♪ I'm wearing confidence Like it's my last dance, oh, oh ♪
♪ Whoa, oh… ♪
-[Vanessa] Thank you. Wow! What is that? -[server] Chile relleno.
Chile relleno.
♪ Feels good to be alive ♪
So chile relleno is a very typical dish in Mexico.
-Oh, yeah? -Uh-huh, and it's poblano peppers.
-Have you seen them? -No.
So they're, like, long peppers.
-Sometimes they're spicy. -Like-- Oh, like "shisito" peppers.
Imagine like a shishito pepper. "Shisito…" Shishito pepper?
-"Shisito"? -Shishito.
-Shisi… I actually… -[laughs]
-Something like that. -Shish-pepper, whatever.
I'm so happy you invited me,
you're the other one that has an accent.
So we're gonna get along great, I'm sure.
[Maya] How do you like the office so far?
Like, what's your impression about the girls and…
I know you and Christine had lunch, and then you went to Mary to have drinks.
You think they're trying to recruit you to each side?
-I don't know. -[Maya] I'm staying away. I don't wanna--
[Vanessa] I was like, "Oh, my God. This is too much information for me."
You're, like, which side are you picking?
I don't have the facts. I just know what Christine told me.
Do you think that everyone was a little harsh about Christine
at the dinner?
-Yes. -[both laugh]
No, yes. Honestly, I do.
Did Christine tell you that she was banging on the car and blocking it?
No, she didn't! I was like, "Wow, okay."
[Maya] By the way, when she told the story,
I went in my mind, and I saw Christine doing that--
I saw everything too!
…and I'm like, "Why am I not surprised here?" [laughs]
She told you she's mad at Mary because she's friends with Emma?
Yeah. Not mad. Like, she said, like, "It hurts me."
At the end of the day, we all work together.
We don't always have to be kumbaya.
-You know? -Right, right.
But for the dynamic of the office, it'd be nice if they all get along,
but I just, frankly, I don't really see it happening.
They will have to be face-to-face,
and they're gonna have to talk, I think.
-Don't let Christine drag you into it. -No. [laughs]
So are you nervous to see Christine in the office?
No. I'm running a multimillion-dollar company,
I'm an agent now,
and I'm not gonna let her take anything away from me,
or what I've accomplished, and what I'm continuing to accomplish.
-Hey, girl. -[laughs]
-[laughs] You're gonna work well here. -Yes.
Listen, as someone that's dealt with all the drama from Christine,
I would take you over Christine any day.
What is it? "Empowered women empower women."
-Yes. -Cheers to that.
[all laugh]
[driving electronic music plays]
♪ I'm in complete control ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I've got my aces in the hole ♪
[Maya] Oh, my gosh. I'm struggling with my son.
Everything, we have to mix with sweet potato.
He's two years old, and, yeah,
it's a struggle every day.
I try eggs, I try avocado.
[Heather] Just wait til he has sweet-potato fries.
My kid is so bougie. The other day, I was like, "What do you want for dinner?"
He was like, "25 pieces of salmon sushi." [laughs]
-[all laugh] -From Sugarfish.
-Did he really eat 25 pieces? -[Amanza] He ate 15 of them.
Wow.
-[Chrishell] That's expensive. -I'd never even had sushi until I was 26.
[Chrishell] That's so sweet. You actually ordered.
If I had said that, it would've been a joke.
I used to have to share a value meal at McDonald's.
-We were so poor. -We didn't have that in my house.
Now, I highly dislike going to the supermarket,
but when I do, and the fridge is all full, and it's like fresh vegetables
and just really good stuff, it gives me this feeling.
-[Heather] Feels good. Yeah. -You're like, "I'm rich!"
"I made it."
[Heather] "I made it! I got food in that fridge!"
Oh, Jason. I have an update on Alesso's.
-Yeah? -[Emma] We are in escrow.
-Okay. -[Emma] Yeah.
-[all congratulate] -We are in escrow. [laughs]
[Amanza] Way to go, new girl!
Thank you! I know. I'm excited.
[Jason] Emma, what price are you in escrow at?
-[Emma] We are in escrow for 6,350. -[Brett] Nice.
I've been in real estate for a while, but my first week,
coming back to the office and selling DJ Alesso's property
is gonna show everybody that I'm a force to be reckoned with,
and I'm not messing around when it comes to real estate.
[Mary] Emma, you need to ring the bell.
Oh, yes! This will be my first time ringing the bell! Yay!
[laughs]
[Mary] Do it!
-[bell rings] -[all cheer]
How did she do it so well on the first time?
[Brett] Impressive. It took them four minutes to figure out.
Chrishell really gets after it. Yours was very calm.
-[Chrishell] I know. I get too excited. -She gets excited.
I like to get in there.
I was like, "That was a very sweet bell ring."
-I'm like, "Everyone, hold your ears!" -[all laughing]
[groovy music playing]
♪ Walk into the room ♪
♪ I can't help stop and stare… ♪
Look!
♪ I hope you came prepared ♪
-[Heather] OMG! -Hello!
-Oh, my gosh. -[Christine] Hello! How are you?
Good to see you.
-[Maya] Wow! Hi. -Hello, guys.
[Amanza] You look like a highlighter. [laughs]
Don't come near me with that body after having a baby.
-[Heather] You look amazing. -[Christine] Hi, how are you, honey?
-Congratulations. -[Amanza] I can't.
-Hi, honey! -You look amazing.
Hi! Hey! How are you?
-Hello! -Nice to meet you, honey.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
-[Jason] How is he as a baby? Just, uh… -[Christine] So good.
[Jason] Am I allowed to hold him?
[Emma] Christine knows exactly who I am.
She has my face probably ingrained in her brain.
Apparently, we're gonna play dumb, and act like we haven't met.
I'll go with it for the moment, and we'll handle it in the future.
-[baby fusses] -[Maya] Goodness, he's so tiny!
-[Amanza] Little nugget! -[Jason] Oh, my God.
-[Christine] He's so good. I know! -[Jason] He's so beautiful.
-Ah! I got him. Hi, baby. -[baby fusses]
Hi.
[Mary] She didn't want me at her shower, she didn't even want my baby gift,
and then, you know, she just kind of ignores me.
So for me to try to even go up to the baby or hold her baby,
I'm not doing it.
-[Heather] Look at his little face. -[Amanza babbles]
[Amanza] Ooh! Aw!
-[Jason] Okay, my turn again. You had it. -[Maya] Aw!
[Jason] Sorry.
[Maya] Jason, I love it. Who knew? I know. Who knew?
Okay, baby Christian.
Jason, you have to pass down the Oppenheim name.
You need a baby.
-[Emma] Jason has baby fever. -[Vanessa] You're ready!
-[Maya] Christine, how you feel? -I feel good.
-[Maya] You look amazing. Like nothing… -Thank you.
The first week was like I got hit by a bus,
but, you know.
You feel like the baby, like, changed you, you know?
[Christine] Yeah, I feel, like, very maternal.
I get excited about changing diapers. It's the weirdest thing.
So, what have you guys been up to?
Who's been selling a house?
[Jason] She's in escrow for 6.3 on something.
-Congrats! That's awesome! -Thank you. Yeah, it's exciting.
[Christine] At the end of the day, I'm much classier than Emma.
Unlike her, I don't feel the need to drag our history in front of coworkers.
All right, well, it is feeding time, guys, so I'm gonna bounce,
but don't get too comfortable.
I'll be back.
-[Heather] Where are you gonna sit? -On the couch. It's way more comfortable.
[Vanessa] You can sit with me too.
I'd love to sit with you. You bitches don't get too comfortable.
[Heather laughs]
-[Maya] That went smoothly. -[Emma laughs]
[Heather] Yeah. How do you feel about everything?
I've never given her a reaction before, I've always been super nice and… You know?
I knew how I was gonna be, but it was like…
I had no idea how she was gonna be.
She said, "Nice to meet you." We have met, but that's okay.
-She said, "Nice to meet you"? -Yeah.
Leave it to Christine.
Christine was nice and polite to Emma.
Did she mean it? Probably not.
I mean, probably the baby changed her.
And I don't know her from before.
I know her from just a couple of weeks ago,
and it's been nice so far, so maybe it will happen the same with you.
When there's a baby around! [laughs]
We'll see if she'll change.
♪ You can run, you can hide ♪
♪ But I can see through your disguise Don't be a… ♪
♪ Liar, liar ♪
♪ I know you wanna start a fire ♪
♪ Liar, liar ♪
♪ I know you wanna start a fire ♪
♪ Fire, fire ♪