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This programme contains some
strong language and adult humour

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Taxi! Taxi!

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Ugh!

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Hey!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Taxi, taxi!

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Taxi!

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Hey, I just need to go
to King Street and...

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Yeah, I know where you need to go,
son. Jump in.  Cool.

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Hey, this isn't where
I wanted to go.

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No, but it is
where you need to be, mate.

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Ah, fuck it.

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Tim...

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Tim.

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What the fuck?

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Tim...

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Tim.

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Hey, Tim!

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Methadone? Really?

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Yes.

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You know, once I was there, it just
seemed polite to stay for a drink.

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One drink becomes two,

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becomes three.

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Right. But, I mean, I don't think
methadone's good for you, is it?

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It's green.

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That's good, right?

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It's one of my five a day.

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And I had six.

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Tim, don't let me catch you taking
methadone again, OK?

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See? Thank you, Ruth.

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Look, I grew up around methadone
and let me tell you this, Tim,

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it's a fucking pussy's drug.

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It's worse than being
seen smoking menthol cigarettes.

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You're not thinking about
going back, though?

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Maybe.  When?

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Now.

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It's not only about the drugs,

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there's also a hot girl there.

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Right, well, I'm going to come with
you and check this place out.

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I think I should have enough
time before uni.

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Hey, what happened to the puppet?

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It looks different than last time.

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It must be a church in the week.

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The New Testament says thus -

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set me as a seal on your arm,

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a seal on your heart,

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for love is as strong as death.

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He seems far too enthusiastic
to be a junkie.

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Oh, this is a very different,
altogether more evil drug, Tim.

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Religion.

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You didn't need the long pause,

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we all knew where you were heading.

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I don't think we'll...
I don't think we'll stay.

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Let us love one another,

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because love is of God.

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And those who love are born of God
and know God,

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and those who do not love
do not know God.

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Why?

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For God is love.

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So, are we saying the badminton club

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CAN use the hall on Tuesday
afternoon?

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Love shows us the way.  OK.

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Next on the agenda,
oh, we're low on biscuits.

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Let me tell you a parable
preached by old slaves

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in America's Antebellum South.

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What the...?

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Hello!

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I'm Tim.

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Oh, you're deaf.

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You don't need to wash my feet.

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I cannot feel them, the smell is
the only way I know they're there.

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Do you have methadone?

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If I'm lucky, that's sign language
for "do you have methadone".

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If you cannot preach like Peter
and you cannot pray like Paul,

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you just tell the love of Jesus how
he died to save us all.

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I'm just going to
put down custard creams.

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Custard creams be praised!

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Oh, my God, this feels so good!

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Oh! Always got space for new folks.

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I am so glad you are here.

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Our church may be small and humble

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but I feel great things are coming.

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Does the spirit of our Christian God
fill your hearts?

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I only seem that cos I look a little
like Jesus after the crucifixion.

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Oh, God gives us many messages.

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And right now he's telling me
to visit the most intimate room

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of our church for
a most urgent visitation!

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God bless you.

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Oh, he's adorable!

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He talks like that all the time,

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even when he needs to take a shit.

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I think the whole thing's
rotten to the core.

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I think it's just a place that

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they let in all the wonky,
rubbish people.

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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Couple of minutes.

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I just don't believe in all this
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God creating the world in
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Is this because you like dinosaurs?

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I believe in carbon-dating.

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So that's why you got
dinosaurs all over your duvet?

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I do like dinosaurs, yeah.

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You can't be taken in by all these
cranks, though, can you?

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The pretty girl washed my feet.

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Even  I  don't wash my feet.

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I know, but all this
bollocks about the power of prayer.

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It's just...
Ooh, a 20, it's a miracle!

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It's not a miracle, Tim.

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It's a chance occurrence, entirely
explicable by probability and...

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Hang on, that's my 20.

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They prayed for us
and God gave us a sign!

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Well, not both of us,

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cos if you take that,
then I'm down a 20, aren't I?

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Yes, because you don't believe.

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Oh, f...

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God's sake.

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I've got to say,
these signs are pretty clear.

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I am definitely going back
to church.

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Yeah, just cos a fit girl
washed your feet.

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It's not a church you're after,
it's a bloody spa.

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So, what else does she do?

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She's just cares for people.

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What, she cares for people?

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I fucking care for people.

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I could wash your feet.

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It'd be fucking mind-blowing.
You'd have a toegasm.

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Why don't you?

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Because I don't get paid
enough for that.

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She does it for free.

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For free?!

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What?!

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Oh, no, no, Tim, no. No.

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I'm not having this bitch take
food out my mouth.

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No, this is a union issue now.

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You know what,
if you go back down there,

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I might pay her a wee visit myself.
Good!

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Glad Ruth feels the same way
about these people.

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Right, I've got to dash to uni.

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No wee trollop is taking my job.

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What lectures am I having?

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Um, art theory
and modern graphic design.

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I'm doing really bad in those,

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so make sure you study extra-hard
for the essay next week.

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Ah.

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So you're the wee Mary Magdalene
bitch handing out care for free?

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I take it you have one of these.

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TIM SNIGGERS

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That doesn't look real at all.

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Sorry, I don't speak hands.

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Well, thank you for coming to
Thursday Bible class.

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So nice to see you've been
tempted back, brother.

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I thought we might kick-start
today's discussion with

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a reading from Luke27 to 42.

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"For God is love and love is mercy.

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"And let us have mercy on my son for
he is very ill and talks in tongues

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"and is a lunatic and often
falls in the fire and the water."

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So, our question is, if God is
so benevolent and all-loving,

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then why are some of his creatures
so shamefully decrepit, piteous?

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Because he's full of evil!

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Good, Doreen. Let's explore this.

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Ahem, excuse me.

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Is it because of all his wicked sins
in a previous life?

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Good. Good, good.

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I like the creativity.

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And we obviously do not believe
in the absurdity of reincarnation

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but if it is not that, what is it?

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Then he has the demon within him!

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Badass!  Hosanna be praised!

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I will cast that demon out.

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Theme from The Omen

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In the name of Jesus...

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SHE SPEAKS IN TONGUES

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..I cast this demon out!

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SHE SPEAKS IN TONGUES

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DING!
Oh, my noodles have defrosted.

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Wait, her noodles are more important
than my demonic possession?

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Fucking great.

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The truth the Bible teaches us

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is that Tim simply
has a sickness of the soul.

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His grotesque appearance is simply
a manifestation of

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his inner ugly wickedness,
nothing more.

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Woohoo, I'm all demon!

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Tim can be saved...

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..with the power of our
prayers and love.

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And if he repents his sins,

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starting by receiving
the holy spirit with baptism.

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Are you ready to be
one of God's children?  No.

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We're having a baptism this
Sunday at the local pool.

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Will you come with us, Tim?

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Will you save your soul?

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No...

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Ooh.

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Church is great!

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They take in the poor,
the wretched and the downtrodden

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and then tell them
how awful they are!

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Church, religion?

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Let me tell you
how I feel about religion, Timmy.

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When you were born,
I got on my knees

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and I prayed to God to make
you better.

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I mean, what kind of mother fu,
fu, fu, fu, fu, fu...

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Hallelujah! God has
stopped my mom from yelling at me.

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This prayer shit they're doing
is actually working!

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Not this church stuff again?
I thought you went with him?

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I did, and I'll be going back.
Not you too?

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Just as soon as I learn how to say,

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"back off my turf,
you fucking leach."

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Anyway, back in the real world,
I've got your exam results.  Ooh.

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Hallelujah! Another miracle.

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You know who we have to
thank for this?

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God.

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Well, no, I sat the exam,
didn't I, Tim? Not God.

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Certainly not you.

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You know, ever since I joined
the church, my life has been great.

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They want to baptise me
in a swimming bath.

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No-one's ever given me
a bath before.

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And that girl is so nice and pretty,

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just as God made her.

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Do you think the church lets
its flock have sex with each other?

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Hey.

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Excuse me.

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Do you understand that?

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Esther? Oh, yes.

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She's so devout,

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she was offering a prayer.

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What was she saying?

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"Oh Lord, if I debase myself
by washing this tramp's feet again,

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"will you forgive my sins and let me
into the kingdom of heaven?"

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So, she doesn't fancy Tim?

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Oh, no, she was just testing
the limits of her faith.

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"There's nothing so foul I
would not do,

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"even with that nauseating
stench maker,

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"to show my love for you, Lord.

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"He really stinks of piss."

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Thank God.

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Tim, she's a fucking nutcase,
just like the others.

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You know what this means?

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Yes.

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Never-ending foot rubs.

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Another sign from God!

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Why are you wearing that?

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I thought it was what
everyone would be wearing.

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I think I look pretty.

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OK.

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Tim, you are here because you want
to be reborn in the name of Jesus.

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I'm going to ask you three
questions.

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OK, shoot.

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Do you accept there is only one God,
our Lord -

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the Father, the Son and
the Holy Ghost?

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Yeah, I think you need to look at
your maths again.

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But, yeah, sure.

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OK, why not?

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Do you turn your back on Satan
and all of his works?

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Yes.

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Well, most of them.

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Can't give up plastic straws.

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And finally, do you
accept Jesus Christ as your saviour?

257
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,963
I already answered that one.

258
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:51,283
Jesus, get me out of here.

259
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:54,883
Then in the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost...

260
00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:07,403
What the fuck is wrong with
you people?

261
00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:09,683
Everyone has the exact same
baptism as standard.

262
00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:12,083
I would've thought you'd seen
everyone before you.

263
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,443
No, I was busy looking at that guy.

264
00:15:18,163 --> 00:15:21,763
What, no-one else noticed him?

265
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:25,363
This is stupid,
you're all fucking weird.

266
00:15:25,363 --> 00:15:26,483
I'm out.

267
00:15:30,123 --> 00:15:32,403
Look, he's walking!

268
00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:34,243
Truly a miracle.

269
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,763
Proof that God's love is within us!

270
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:39,163
Oh, for fuck's sake.

271
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:41,363
I forgot he could
walk in water unaided.

272
00:15:41,363 --> 00:15:44,283
I knew it was going to work one day.

273
00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:47,803
Quickly, back to church to
tell the world of this wonder.

274
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:51,243
I wonder if I can walk ON water?

275
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,843
it's waiting for you...

276
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:04,803
Quite funky, to be fair.

277
00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:14,123
Walk for us, Tim!

278
00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:20,323
I thought this might happen.

279
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:21,683
NOW can we go home?

280
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,843
OK, it is clear what the problem is.

281
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,963
Tim isn't trying hard enough
to be righteous.

282
00:16:27,963 --> 00:16:30,123
So we must double
down on his spiritual rigour.

283
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,043
Esther, as another disabled,
you are in char...

284
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,603
"No, this is too much punishment.

285
00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:42,963
"All I did was a little defile
of myself watching The Notebook.

286
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:48,123
"Surely I've done enough to prove
myself worthy of God's grace?

287
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:54,363
"Jesus loves me too much to stick me
with this disgusting man-child.

288
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:57,563
"I'm out of here.

289
00:16:57,563 --> 00:17:00,723
"At least I won't have to put up
with Janice any more."

290
00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:04,963
Ah, deaf people are
the worst kind of disabled.

291
00:17:04,963 --> 00:17:08,243
I knew she couldn't hack
being a carer.

292
00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:11,843
Ruth, YOU can't hack being a carer!

293
00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:13,963
Oh, right.

294
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,003
Idris.  Yep.

295
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:20,323
There you go.

296
00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:51,883
Hello.

297
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,683
Hello!

298
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:57,523
I'm the demon that lives inside you

299
00:17:57,523 --> 00:18:00,163
and I'm about to
take your soul forever!

300
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,603
Bwah-ha-ha!

301
00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:03,923
HE COUGHS

302
00:18:03,923 --> 00:18:05,203
Sorry, it's the smoke.

303
00:18:05,203 --> 00:18:07,643
Oh, oh.  What?

304
00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:12,403
I just thought my demon would
be badass,

305
00:18:12,403 --> 00:18:14,523
but you're so lame.

306
00:18:14,523 --> 00:18:15,723
Really?

307
00:18:15,723 --> 00:18:18,163
Is THIS lame?

308
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,283
BLAZING KEYTAR SOLO

309
00:18:24,883 --> 00:18:26,843
So lame.

310
00:18:26,843 --> 00:18:28,603
So fucking lame.

311
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:30,963
So fucking lame.

312
00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:32,563
Tim.

313
00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:34,003
Tim, come on, wake up.

314
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:36,963
Methadone?

315
00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:38,243
Really?

316
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,803
This whole time?

317
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:42,123
That explains a lot.
I told you not to.

318
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:46,683
Ruth, I just had the worst dream.

319
00:18:46,683 --> 00:18:49,523
Shh, there, there.

320
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:51,123
It's OK.

321
00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:52,523
Look, it was just a dream.

322
00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:54,603
You promise?  Yeah.

323
00:18:54,603 --> 00:18:55,923
How is he?

324
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:57,963
Aaaaarrrgghhh!

325
00:18:57,963 --> 00:19:00,963
Fire
by The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown