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This programme contains
very strong language

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MUSIC: I Love The Sound Of
Breaking Glass by Nick Lowe

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Oh, do you need a hand, mate?

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Oh, no.

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Don't worry.  No, no.

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I'll make sure you get over safely.

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But...  It's no problem.

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Happy to help.

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But I don't wan...

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But I was going...

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..there.

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Who cares?

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SIREN WAILS

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All right, come on,
stay with me, sir.

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Ooh, you're handsy!

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OK. All right.

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We are going to take you
to hospital.

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Can you just answer
a few basic questions?

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Yeah, sure, if you want,
but can you pass me my walker?

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That's yours? You had that already?

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Yeah, I have cerebral palsy.

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Oh, thank fucking God!

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I thought it was going
to be complicated.

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I'm supposed to be
knocking off in 20 minutes.

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It's all right, love -
he was like this already!

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Oh, thank fuck for that!

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Wait...

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Can I still get a ride to the
hospital? My shoulder really hurts.

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Well, we can give you a lift,

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but you've got to find a better
way of crossing the street.

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I mean, zebra crossings
exist for a reason.

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So, Tim, what did the doctor say?

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He just set up an appointment
for this physio.

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Hey, this is at Ball's Gym.

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That's where I work out.

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You work out?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I take pride in my body.

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You should definitely come
to the gym. That'd be great.

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Go to the gym?  Hm?

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As a qualified carer,
I'm a level eight physio.

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Perfect, you can help Tim.

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What?

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Naw, he couldn't afford my rates.

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Yeah, that's true.

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She's super expensive.

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PHONE CHIMES

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Hey, Mrs Renkow.

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It's Idris. Look, Tim's doctor says
he needs exercise to

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fix his shoulder, but he's refusing.

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Idris!
No-one tells my son what to do!

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You little worm!

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You little no-good son of a bitch!

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Go fuck yourself.

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Hey, Mom!  Hey, Timmy.

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Timmy...  Yeah?

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OK, listen.

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You should go to the gym.

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Really, you don't want to be weak,

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it's hard enough for you to walk
around and eat and drink and shit.

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HE EXHALES

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I know, Mom.

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So, get yourself to the gym,
get yourself strong

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because a human platypus
is no fun to play with.

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I get it, Mom.

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And get yourself some
better friends.

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Idris is like a weasel.

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YOU come here?

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Yeah, I do. It's a bit of
an obsession, to be honest.

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What if one of these monsters
sit on you?

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You'll die.

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Yeah, of envy.

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THEY SNIGGER

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Hey, Ruth,
look at that big motherfucker.

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What do you think
he's compensating for?

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I'd say lack of a mother's love.

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Hey, momma's boy, spot me!

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Oof!

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You know, I could sell
steroids in here.

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Although the ones I've stole
recently from clients

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are for eczema, so...

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Positivity is a muscle that
gets stronger with use.

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Be positive!

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Jesus, she's intense.

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Remember, there is never
an excuse for a bad attitude!

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Scary lady's coming!

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Hey, you must be Tim.

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I'm two-time Paralympic gold
medallist, founder of Ball's Gym

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and creator of Wreck Fit, Claire.

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People call me The Wrecking Ball

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cos I take a wrecking ball to
your perceptions of the possible.

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I don't want to assume
cerebral palsy, but...

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..cerebral  palsy, yeah?

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I'm mostly here cos
I hurt my shoulder.

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Life gave you CP.

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I can give you two things.

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Inspiration.

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Inspiration is the spark.

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Motivation.

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Motivation is the fire.

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I don't like your enthusiasm.

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Yeah, I definitely
can't handle this.

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No, we-we don't
use the C-word here.

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We're all about the "can".

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Nothing bad starts with "can".

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Like, can...

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..taloupe or...

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Whit? You can't spell "cancer"
without the word "can"

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so that's not a great rule
of thumb, is it?

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Oh, oh, really? I had cancer once.

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I did not have time for cancer.

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I said, "You know what I'm going to
do? I'm going to become a two-time

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"Paralympic gold medallist."
So I did.

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I'm going to make you
say the word "can't".

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No, you're not.

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Are you ready to be the best you?

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Come on, get changed.
I'm about to change your life.

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Because I can.

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Exciting. Come on, Tim,
I'll show you the changing rooms.

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Chop chop.

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So...would you say that
you can breathe underwater?

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With positivity,
anything's possible.

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Hmm.

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When Wreck Fit makes it up to
Scotland, you people will be

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so much happier.
We can achieve anything.

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Anything?

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So you're saying at some point,
you will say the word "can't".

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No.  Because you can't?

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I like you.

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You think you can test me.

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That's just adorable.

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You WILL say it.

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Oh, honey.

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You go toe-to-toe with me
in a battle of wills

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and I will destroy you.

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It's just about getting
used to the gym, Tim.

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You know, body confidence
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so many other things.

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I don't know, man,

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listening to that inspirational
bullshit is enough of a workout.

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Here, let me give you a hand.

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Tim?

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Weird.

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So, as a Paralympian, the first
thing to grasp is the only

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limit to what we can achieve
is in the mind.

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I mean, my problem is
literally brain damage.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Yeah, you're funny.

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Let's go!

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Come on, Tim, you can do this.

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Yeah, but I just don't want to.

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Pain is our friend!

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Barriers are there to be smashed!

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Work the muscle!

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Commit to the zone, Tim!

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Yeah...

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I really don't want to!

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Drive! Drive!
Drive through your limitations!  Oh!

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HE GRUNTS

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Come on. Keep up that energy!

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I've got to do that again?

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Yeah. It's about building
core strength.

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We build these sessions
throughout the week.

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I've got to come back every week?

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Yes, it's about a new way of life.

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HE GROANS

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Do you know the greatest thing
I got from becoming a double

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gold medal-winning Paralympian?

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An incomplete vocabulary?

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The power to inspire.

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Mate, no-one remembers Paralympians.

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We don't even remember Olympians.

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Come on, Tim, let's go.

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No! Failure is not an option.

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I have another disabled
client coming.

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I'd love for you to talk to him!

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Tim seemed a bit weird
with me, then.

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I know I can be
a bit annoying, but...

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Oh, God. That'll be it.

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Probably intimidated him
with my body confidence.

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Being positive isn't always good.

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Erm...

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Look at coronavirus.

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She must have got some other
sad sack to fall for her bullshit.

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They must be simple in the head!

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ELECTRONIC VOICE:  Rude boy coming
at cha with the will to kill.

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What the fuck?!

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The boy with da bod of a god.

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Oh, what the fuck
are you doing here?

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AIR HORN BLASTS

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Keifer. Wagwan?

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Did you just say "wagwan"?

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Oh, great, you two know each other?

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Did you bring me a Jell-O shot?

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Oh, no, it's Tiny Tim.

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Tiny Tim! Like the character.

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That is so funny. Isn't he funny?

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Keifer is one of my proudest
achievements with Wreck Fit.

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A shining example of the
power to inspire others.

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Tim can't inspire anyone
because he has a small dick.

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Even Keifer said "can't"!

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Yes, he did. 50 reps.

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Let Keifer be your inspiration
to find your inner athlete.

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He's intimidated by athletes.

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I'm not because
I've got size and stamina.

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Unlike you, you have...

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Oh, "a small dick".

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You're so predictable, Keifer.

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I was going to say "no muscle".

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BOTH: Oh.

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And by muscle, I mean "dick".

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Irie.

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Keifer, why are you Jamaican?

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Rastafari, you weak bloodclaat.

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Are computers allowed to say that?

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I will beat you any time, anywhere.

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No, you can't.

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Oh, yeah, well, let's race.

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Yeah, around Pye Park.

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It'll look great on Instagram.

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I'm going to win and when I do,
you need to post...

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..you're a...

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..shit  sandwich where
the bread is also shit.

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Oh-ho, nothing like
raising the stakes.

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It's  going to be so inspirational.
I'll train you both up...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You and your little Wreck Shit
won't be coming anywhere near Tim.

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If anyone's going to train him,
it'll be me.

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Have you ever trained anyone before?

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Yeah.

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Loads.

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Why? Do you think I can't?

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Well, this gives me the perfect
opportunity to show you

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how superior my techniques are.

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Thank you.

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Bring it.

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T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-S-S-S-S-S.

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What are you doing?

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Sucking my teeth, fam.

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RUTH SCOFFS

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Bye.

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Have you really trained
anyone before?

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Nah.

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Thought  I could just
break their kneecaps.

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That might be pointless.

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Yeah.

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Right, move, we need the couch.

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For exercise!

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OK, Tim, give me 20.

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Yes, coach!

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20 what?

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Crisps.  Ooh.

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Tim, just, er...

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..just wanted to apologise for
making you feel uncomfortable

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earlier with my body confidence.

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Just want you to know I never set
out to, er, body-shame you

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by flaunting my own "normal" body.

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What? I didn't see anything.

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You didn't see the...?

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Oh, I just thought, you know,
cos of my abs and things, you...

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But that's, er... We're cool?

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As cool as we ever are, dude.

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Now what, coach?

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Now...we train.

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MUSIC: Harder Than You Think
by Public Enemy

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OK, Tim, are you ready
to become a superhuman?

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No.

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Thank fuck for that.

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MUSIC INTENSIFIES

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Let's just forget about it.

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Yeah, let's just not show up.

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TV:  ..special way. Our next guests
believe disability is just...

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What the fuck?!

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..a state of mind so we'd like to
welcome inspired performance artist

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and Instagrammer Keifer Young
and his personal trainer,

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Claire "The Wrecking Ball" Ball.

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THEY SCOFF

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I'm a former Paralympian and Keifer

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has been training with
Wreck Fit at my gym,

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Ball's Gym, for a little over
a year now, right?

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She gets mad props.

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Wicked trainer. Blap.

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Well, Keifer here has been
doing an excellent

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job of documenting
his progress on Instagram,

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but he also gets trolls.

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One troll, she started saying some
very horrible things about me

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and my positive Wreck Fit programme.

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As a Paralympian, I want to
show that hope wins over hate,

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so I've...

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Well, we've accepted the challenge.

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Noble sentiments.

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The race is 12 o'clock on Sunday
at the race track at Pye Park.

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Why don't you come and join us?

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Thanks, Adrian.

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I cannot believe she thinks
she can beat a troll.

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You need to beat him.

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Right, off to bed.

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You've  got a big race tomorrow.

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But it's ten in the morning!

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Who's the coach?

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I need you well rested,
so get to bed!

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Yes, coach.

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OK, Tim.

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I want you to eat thunder
and shit lightning.

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Wait, shouldn't you be massaging me?

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No.

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Hey, Tim, we just wanted to
come and wish you good luck.

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We don't need your luck.

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Why do you look so tired?

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Oh, man.

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I've been up since midnight.

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It's what happens when you go
to bed at ten in the morning.

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Oh, because I knew you weren't with
a lady because your dick is beanie.

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HE EXHALES

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Hey! Just wanted to wish
you all good luck.

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It's not about the winning, losing,
it's the taking part that counts.

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What kind of fuckin'
nonsense is that?

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Why would I do this if
I didn't want to win?

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It's all about the winning!

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Oh, so just because we're disabled,
we shouldn't be competitive?

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That is so offensive.

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We worked too hard
to buy that loser BS.

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Fuck off and take your
tiny dick with you.

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IDRIS:  "Tiny dick?"

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Tim, did you tell him that
because I body-shamed you?  What?

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You spread all these juvenile
rumours about the size of my...

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..rather than just talk to me?

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That's...

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That's a bit much, Tim.

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Well, as we always said
in the Paralympics,

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"No point in wasting the sunshine."

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Let's do this!

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MUSIC: The Marriage of Figaro

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GUNSHOT

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MUSIC INTENSIFIES

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INAUDIBLE

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MUSIC STOPS

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We can't show this.

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We'd be accused of
exploiting the disabled

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or, even worse, laughing at 'em
or something. Come on.

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Dude...

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..I'm fucking exhausted.

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How far do you think we've gone?

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100 times as long as your dick.

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Do you think we're close
to the finish line?

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Yes, but only because it's a circle,
so the end is that line.

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Do you think we'll
finish by nightfall?

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Let's just call it.

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Keifer, why the fuck
are you stopping?!

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Wreck Fitters can do anything!

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Yeah, I don't think that's true.

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Er, but even if it was,
he just doesn't want to.

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No, I'm not saying that.

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OK, fine.

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Keifer  also says, "Babylon"!

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You have fucked everything.

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If this had gone well, Wreck Fit
would've been officially

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endorsed by the Adrian Chiles Show.

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Do you know how much that
would have advanced my gym?!

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I hope you're happy.

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Pretty happy.

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I think I went 200 feet in one go!

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We can't use any of this.

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Where's that archery
for the deaf competition?

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I'm going to go and speak to Adrian
to see if I can salvage today,

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in the name of Wreck Fit
and the Paralympics!

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Look guys, I-I've got
to say something.

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Look, I harbour no malice as
to what transpired earlier,

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but, equally, I make no apologies
about being proud of my body.

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It's just not something
I'm ashamed of.

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Oh, Keifer just tells everyone
they have a small dick.

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It's of no importance to me what
he says. I've got nothing to hide.

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I stand corrected!

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That is so much bigger
than I expected.

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Just below average.

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I know. I hope that ends the matter.

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Adrian, can I have a word?

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Ade!

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Fucking cunt!

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She said it!

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I knew she'd say it.

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# Jezahel

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# Jezahel

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# Jezahel

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# Jezahel

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# Will we both go home

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# So we can be together?

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# Oh, oh, oh... #