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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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Are you coming into the UK
to engage in prostitution?

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I'd happily take a rimjob,
but you look kind of busy.

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Are you a member of
a terrorist organisation?

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Do I look like a terrorist?

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Actually, you do, a bit.

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You look like you might have been
blown up by one of your own, er...

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..badly made devices.

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Damn right!
I look like the worst kind.

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I look like a terrorist
with nothing to lose.

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Yeah, but obviously
you're just a dick.

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And I can't be arsed processing you.

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Oooh!

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I could so have a bomb in this bag
ready to blow up a plane.

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Yeah.

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But you are heading off that way.

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You, sir, are Britain's finest.

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Next.

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It is so easy getting
into this country!

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APPLAUSE ON TV

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Thank you so much
for helping me to the loo.

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It's so hard to find
good help these days.

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I'm back!

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SHE YELLS EXCITEDLY

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You thought you got
rid of me, didn't you?

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Hoped. Hoped I got rid of you.

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So how's life?
What have you been up to?

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Tell me everything.

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Just sitting about, wiping arses.

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BELL RINGS

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Urgh. Did you text him?

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Did I text who?

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Tim!  Oh, God.

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You're back!
How did you find me?

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I linked to your Find My Friend on
your phone before you left, silly.

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That's creepy.

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You know, he's so rude.

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No. It's just I like to....

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He's in the presence of an essential
worker and he hasn't clapped once.

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God. Sorry I didn't even think.

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HE APPLAUDS

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Thank you.
You're welcome.

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We should probably move
to a bigger table.

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CLAPPING CONTINUES

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OK. So whereabouts are you
staying then, Tim?

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Well, I've had a little trouble
finding a place.

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HE EXHALES

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LIFT DINGS

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ORNAMENTS SMASH

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Well, er, my nan sadly passed away.

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Fuck me, is this shit anecdote
ever going to end?

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Er, I just mean she
left me her place.

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It's not huge and it does have
a slight old lady smell to it.

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But, you know...

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"Freedom!"

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Braveheart.

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Well, you'll know.

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Well, that's great,
I'll just stay with you.

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Yeah, for...for a few days,
that would be great.

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Yeah. That's what friends
are for, right?

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What's "friends"
got to do with this?

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HE CHUCKLES

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Good one.

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Ruth, can you give me
a hand with these?

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I can't, I'm inspecting to see
if Tim is going to live here.

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Well, make yourself
at temporary home.

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What is the plan, Tim?

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So it turns out all I need to stay
in Britain is a student visa.

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Nah, I don't think it's that easy.

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Actually, yeah,
that would have been simpler.

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Yeah, so I'm going to enrol in
college.  Amazing, that's brilliant.

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Yeah, I always regret my decision
not to go to university.

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Whose decision?

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The university's.

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Because?

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Cos I failed my A levels. TIM LAUGHS

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But, er... So what are you studying,
Tim? Psychology, or...?

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It's close to psychology.

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It is...

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..puppetry!

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Pup...puppetry?

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Dude, I just needed a visa.

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And, being differently abled,

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you'll be eligible for
student accommodation!

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I'll come with you and make sure you
find the right office if you want.

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, who's that?

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Hey, Mom.

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Hey, Timmy, what's up?

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Not much, about to go to college.

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I wish I could go back to college
again, get some ass and some drugs.

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Oh, Mom!

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Do you need some condoms? Don't be
getting anybody pregnant, OK?

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Cos they'll come
out like you.  Oh, no!

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Did you try coke yet?

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You got to get quality stuff,
make sure you don't get it cut

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with those laxatives cos then
you shit your brains out.

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And maybe, you know, you could get
somebody to blow it up your ass.

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Yeah.

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All right, Timmy, you have a good
time, huh? You enjoy yourself.

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Bye, Mom.

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Love you.

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Love you, I love you...

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Like, what time do they close?

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The website said five o'clock.

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Yeah, we're not going to make that.

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Let's just come back tomorrow
early in the morning.

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And the latest madness.

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Trans "athletes"
claiming their human rights to take

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part in women's weightlifting
championships.

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Wow, do you actually put identities
that you're scared of

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in "air quotes"?
Answer the question!

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How is it fair when you have
physically stronger men

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taking part in the women's
weightlifting?

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Well, I'm sure you can
still watch it...

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..crying and jerking off
into a sock.

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I...I don't do that.

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At least we know which direction
the Incel Society is.

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IDRIS LAUGHS

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That's good.

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I mean, uh, what
a bloody saddo, eh?

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Er, I don't think
I need your validation.

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Hi, I'm Bobbiey.

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Er, Tim.

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Nice to meet you. You know,
I just don't understand

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how people can be
so lacking in compassion.

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Our difference is our strength.

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I'm a white pansexual -
who's not attracted to women.

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Bisha is Indian and queer.
Um, no...

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You know, it's so hard
coming out to Muslim parents.

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But men like that feel threatened
by - God forbid - Bisha's story.

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Yeah, I mean,
I couldn't agree more.

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Er, I think minorities have
got so much to teach us.

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Er, as carriers of white
privilege it is our job to learn,

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not their job to teach.

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That's exactly... No, I...

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I mean I'm a big fan of the, er,
Hillary Clinton quote about...

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What, Hillary Clinton
the neo-liberal war-monger?

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What, do you think I'd like her

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just because I identify
as a woman and so does she?

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I like your vibe, Tim.

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We're heading to the bar,
fancy a drink?

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Actually...

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..do you know where
I can get cocaine?

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Right, who wants a drink?
Oh, I'll get these.

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Why?

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Can you not handle someone
you perceive as a woman

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paying for a round?

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N-no.

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I... I'll just have an orange juice.

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Mmm. I'm not really sure
I'm comfortable

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being the only one drinking alcohol,
surrounded by people

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who identify as male.

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Cocktails?  Yes! Ooh.

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I will have a me-too-garita.

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And Idris will have consensual
sex on the beach.

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Perfect.

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You can like it,
he's never going to get it.

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I actually wanted a pint.

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Bisha, I know you're not allowed to
drink and we all respect your views.

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We may all be drinking - you do you.

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I just want you to know,
you are heard, Bisha.

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I'm not really, not...
Cheers to Tim!

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Eurgh.

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What, is it 2015?

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Why don't you just stab that thing
straight into a sea turtles eye?

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Tim, er, needs them to
drink so it's...

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I think Tim can make
the decision on his own.

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Yeah, it's just the paper
ones go all mushy.  Oh.

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OK, well, I guess if Tim wants to
use a plastic straw that's fine.

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Sorry... Am  I  still in trouble?

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Yes!

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It's called moral relativism.

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And as Tim is oppressed as a member
of the disabled community...

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Ooh, I'm not disabled.

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Oh.

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Yeah, I...I took the decision
to identify as able-bodied.

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Er...

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Oh...

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Oh, my God, I mean that...

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..that is...

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And I assumed traditional
body norms and mis-abled you.

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Oh, my God, I need re-educating.

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No, you don't.

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Tim's actually only just
mentioned this thing.

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It is not Tim's job to teach.

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It is our job to learn.
I am so sorry, Tim.

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I mean, is there anything
I can do to make reparations?

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You could get us coke.

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Er... Yeah, OK.

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So they think you're able-bodied?

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Can they see?

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And more to the point, Tim,
if you really are able-bodied,

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you've got no excuse for your smell.

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Ruth we're living in
a post-label society.

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If Tim chooses not to identify
as disabled, that's absolutely fine.

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Just like I might not
identify as a man,

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that would be fine too if...
if that were the case.

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Oh, you're definitely
not a man.

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But they sound like fucking idiots.

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Ruth, come on.

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Just because they disagree with your
world view doesn't make them idiots.

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They are idiots cos
they listened to Tim.

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They may be idiots...

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..but they are idiots with coke.

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Hey, I'm knackered.

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Idris, where's your bed?
Wait, but...

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Oh, look who's not clapping.

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I can't believe I live with someone

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so unappreciative
of essential workers.

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IDRIS CLAPS

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I'm...I'm exhausted
and I'm going to go hit the hay.

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Hang on, where am I going to sleep?

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Seems like a you problem.

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Did I say you could stop
clapping, fucknuts?

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CLAPPING RESUMES

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I really think we should get to
the disability office, Tim.

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Even if it is all the way up there.

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Good to get your own place
wouldn't it? Both of you.

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Bobbiey!
Oh, hi, Tim!

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I'll see you later.

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We're going to brunch
if you want to come.

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I know this wild place

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and I've been telling everyone
about my cool new friend.

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They would all would love
to learn your narrative.

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Did you get cocaine?

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Yep. I have called a guy.

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Sweet!

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In that case brunch with you
sounds like a hardship worth paying.

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So last night
I was reading about Malala.

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Don't know if you...  What,
a woman who's decided to squander

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her moral capital
and go to private school?

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Yeah, I...I read it,
I just thought,

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"Where does this bitch get off
trying to lecture us,"

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you know what I mean?
Don't call her a bitch!

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You cis men really
need to stop judging.

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OK, here's your coffee.  Thank you.

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Hi, mate, do you want me
to get you a chair?

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Oh...  Why would he need a chair?

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Because he's...disabled?

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What, you label him
because he uses a frame?

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He actually identifies
as able-bodied.

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Oh, OK, cool.  Yeah.

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I got you, mate.
But stools are...

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Aw, fuck it.

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So, we have so much to do today.

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Idris says I need to go to
the disability office.

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Wow. OK, boomer.

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Some friend you are.

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Just think of all the narrow-minded
bigots we can challenge

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when we tell them that Tim
self-identifies as able-bodied!

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It will blow their minds!
I've got the whole day planned.

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Dude, I'm not sure that I want to.
PHONE VIBRATES

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Oh, hang on.
It's my guy for later.

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Yeah?

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Fuck it. I'm in!

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Are You With Me Now?
by Cate Le Bon

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THUD

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WHISTLE

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THUD

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Come on, Tim, I think we should try
and get this accommodation sorted,

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if you can just...
What are you doing?

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Hmm? Er, we're going to
the disability office.

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Oh, Jesus.
Have you learnt nothing from Tim?

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Come on, they're organising
an alt-right rally in the Union.

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I think it's just the Lib Dems.
Yeah, fucking fascists!

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Fuck this, man.

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Being morally superior
is exhausting.

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Come on, slow coach.

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Yo, Bee!

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Oh, there you are. What a day.

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Yes! Oh, now it's time to party!

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Be good to get out of
this oppressive environment.

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You could, er, come back
go to mine if you want.

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If it's, you know, a small thing.

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you must be a hater

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dem haffi pay for

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go need calculator

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I mean, could you turn
it down a smidge?

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Could you turn it down a smidge?

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VOLUME INCREASES

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No! Uh...

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Sorry,  excuse me.
I just need to squeeze past.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me!

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I just need to
get to the sink, thank you.

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Oh! Can you keep
your party noise down?

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I'm tryin' to fuck in here!

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What? In my room? Is she tied...

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Are those my ties?

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Oh, we did some great
stuff today, mate.

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Look, I'm sorry if I'm a....
I was a bit impatient. I just...

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I've still got so much
to learn from you, Tim.

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Oh, don't worry.

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My dealer has assured me
that it's ethically sourced.

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As is this straw.

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Bottoms up.

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Fuck!  Er...

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Look. Well, maybe...
Maybe we should...

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Do you want a hand there?
Help you, yeah.  Here we go.

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Thank you.

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I'll just, er...

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Yeah. Oh. Oh.

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What the fuck is going on?

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Oh...  Come here.

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Hold it steady.  Careful. Yeah.

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You got it? You got it?

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Careful.  Just take it easy.

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Oh!  Oh!  Jeez, gone everywhere.

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Should have blown it up his arse.

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Oh, for fuck's sake!

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That was £200 worth of gear!
What did you do that for?!

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Whoa! Whoa! He can't help it. OK?

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He's very disabled.
He is not...disabled.

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He is just another
able-bodied cis white man

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who thinks he can do
whatever he wants

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because he's got no lived experience
of exploitation or suffering.

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OK. Come on, princess.

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No, he doesn't recognise his own
bias, unconscious and conscious.

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He doesn't realise he is part
of the systemic bigotry

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of the failed capitalist structures
that are all just a facade.

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Off you fuckity fuck.

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He needs to de-centre his privilege!

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Hey! I've finally got privilege!

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Wow. That was amazing.

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You know, I'd...I'd love to get
some breakfast and have a chat.

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I know it's...it's not your job
to teach but it is my job to learn.

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Nah, bruv, fuck all that shit.

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I'm only in it
for the D and the coke,

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and that queef wasted the coke.

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And you're shit in bed.

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See you tampons later.

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PHONE CHIMES

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I got an email. Will you read it?

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I think I forgot how.

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"Dear Mr Renkow,
I'm sorry to inform you

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"that, as you've missed
the application deadline

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"for assisted disability housing,

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"we have taken you
off our waiting list.

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"Have a wonderful year."

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Oh.

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Looks like we're going to be
living with you, Idris!

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Idris, stop fucking clapping!
I'm trying to sleep.

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Close To Me
by The Cure