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‐ This cannot stand!
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This monkey is a menace.
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He put my poor nephew
in the hospital twice!
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Look at him,
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he used to be a real ladies' man
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and now he's useless.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ Shut up, Manzo!
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We need to band together,
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protect ourselves
from this new threat.
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‐ Band together?
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How do we know
this isn't a consequence
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of someone ordering a hit
on Ken Takahara?
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‐ We all know the rules.
No meddling in politics.
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But we cannot let suspicion be
our undoing.
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Tell us, then.
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What do we do?
I am at your service.
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‐ Sure you are.
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You probably trained
this monkey, didn't you?
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‐ I exist only to serve.
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‐ Oh sure. We all know you.
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You blackmailed
your own mother.
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‐ Quiet! This monkey respects
no family territory.
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And so it falls to all families
to contribute to his defeat.
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Tell every criminal, every thief,
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every street hustler,
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every one you know,
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we want that monkey,
dead or alive.
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And whoever brings him,
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this is their reward!
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‐ Wow.
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‐ No! Ah, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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‐ What up? It's your boy Eiko.
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Yo‐yo! Make sure
to like and subscribe!
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Oh‐ho‐ho, shit!
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Take out the guts,
put in the stuff.
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Take out the guts,
put in the stuff.
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Everybody! You too, squirrel!
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‐ Okay, okay, okay.
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‐ Oh relax.
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This guy's the best tailor in Tokyo.
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All the top guys
from the underworld go here.
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You know,
I went here actually.
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Even Kingpin went here!
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An‐and, you know,
his legs are even stubbier than yours.
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And look, man, I don't just wear
the suit for the gig, okay.
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You know, I wear it out.
And around. It makes me feel good.
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It‐it flatters my wide hips.
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Uh, plus, when you finally kill
The Rooster,
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you're gonna look like a pro.
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I'll tell you this. You wear one
of those next time you see the girl?
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You know,
whatever her name is,
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you won't want
to scamper away.
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‐ Okay, Monkey.
Pick up at 7:00
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‐ Well, come on,
while we got some time to kill,
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I'll take you to my favorite
sushi place.
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You know, while we're on a roll.
Pun intended.
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And you know it's good because
the chef is a giant asshole.
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Whoa! Whoa,
look at this guy.
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Is that an actual ninja? Or is it‐‐
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We're not that close
to Halloween, are we?
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Oh ho ho!
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That'll cost some Michelin stars.
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Geez Louise!
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Why would a ninja be
after you?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Hey, hey. Let me see that.
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Aw, Jesus,
there's a bounty on you.
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Scroll down.
‐ Huh?
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‐ Scroll down. Like this.
Come on, toddlers can do that.
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Oh.
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‐ Wait, no, that can't be right.
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How many yen to a dollar?
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Shh. Shut up, I'm doing math.
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Jesus, that is‐‐
That is a big bounty. I‐‐
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I mean, I've...
I've had big bounties, too.
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You know, on me. Just I‐‐
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Not like I've never seen one
this big.
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And technically half
of that bounty is for me.
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You know,
I'm in that photo too.
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I just don't, you know,
show up on film. So‐‐
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You know what, buddy,
it's a little gauche
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to keep talking about
the size of your bounty.
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You know, I've always found
that someone that has a big bounty
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is usually pretty, uh,
hush‐hush about it.
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You need to focus right now.
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Because you're going to face
an onslaught of killers, man.
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You know, and what do you have
to even fight 'em off with?
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Yeah, well, we better get back
to the motel and get some firepower.
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'Cause, news flash,
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well, it's Monkey‐hunting season
in Tokyo, pal.
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Oh great. Wonderful.
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You're gonna be a meme by the time
we get off on the next stop.
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A meme?
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It's a‐‐ You know what,
don't worry about it.
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Be thankful your brain is too small
to understand.
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It's rumble time,
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America style!
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Okay, Mr. Big Bounty.
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Why don't you show these guys
how much you're worth.
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‐ Huh?
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Well,
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not your most subtle work.
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If you're looking
for thoughts and notes.
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‐ The future does not belong
to those
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who fan the flames
of extremism.
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And when we are in power,
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it never will!
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‐ Mr. Yokohama, sir,
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any comment on
the rumors of a monkey
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killing its way
through the Yakuza?
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‐ No comment.
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‐ I have a comment.
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‐ What are you doing?
Get in the car.
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‐ Ozu threatened to kill
my uncle and me.
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And one of Ozu's supporters
nearly succeeded
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in following through
on that threat.
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So whatever violent acts
this monkey may have committed
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pales in comparison
to what Ozu has done.
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‐ That's all the time we have.
Thank you very much.
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‐ You endorse a monkey vigilante
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and accuse Ozu
of attempted murder!
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What are you thinking?
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‐ I'm thinking that he tried
to kill me and you did nothing.
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‐ Your temper tantrums were manageable
when you were a teenager,
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but such impulsive disobedience
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could destroy this campaign.
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‐ Whoa, look at this guy.
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Holy smokes.
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This is not your day.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do not go after him, okay.
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He might be Yakuza,
but he's still a cop.
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Can't see anything.
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‐ According to an ancient Japanese myth,
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this coffin contains the body
of a legendary protector
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of Tokyo named‐‐
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Yuki!
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‐ I will restore peace to Tokyo!
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‐ Don't panic.
That's just part of the show.
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‐ Monkey mayhem continues tonight.
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First, in a brutal slaughter
of violent gang members
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on the Tokyo subway.
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And now he's attacked
a member
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of the Tokyo police department's
mounted division
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and stolen his horse.
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It all begs the question:
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Who is next
on the Monkey's hit‐list?
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‐ Augh!
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‐ This is an outrage!
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‐ Ahh!
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‐ We've been here all day,
and what is the result?
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Countless dead Yakuza
and even more dead monkeys.
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Not one of which is even
the same species
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as the monkey in the photo!
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This is a joke, right?
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‐ Kill him.
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Throw his body in
with the other monkeys out back.
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‐ No! No! No!
Gentlemen,
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all in favor
of doubling the bounty?
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Then it's settled.
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Oh, come on,
you're definitely not worth that much.
162
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,705
You're a novelty act.
163
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,830
No, no, why would I be jealous?
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00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:09,540
Well, if that's your attitude, maybe
you don't need my help anymore. Okay?
165
00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:12,422
Maybe I'll just, uh, I'll say nothing
from now on. How's that?
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I mean,
what insights might I have?
167
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,333
You'll never know.
And I had some good ones too.
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Some real good ones.
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Uh‐oh.
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00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:24,712
Well, I'm sure you can handle
whatever's coming through that door
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all by yours‐‐
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Whoa!
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‐ Are you the ones responsible
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for all the killing in Tokyo?
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‐ I mean, all the killing? I‐‐
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‐ I am Yuki.
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The undead ghost assassin.
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‐ Is it like Comic Con all the time here
or something?
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‐ I will consume your soul.
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That hurts like hell,
181
00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:02,917
but it is nice to be touched.
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00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:12,170
‐ So, the Monkey's the warrior.
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00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,750
‐ I mean,
what the hell is this?
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00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:25,420
You're so famous that dead superheroes
are hunting you
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across the astral plane?
186
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,537
Like, for free?
187
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,825
No, I forgot. No, I'm not talking
to you. Never mind.
188
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,633
Oh hey, how you doin?
Me again.
189
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:36,375
So look, I noticed you're a ghost,
but people can see you
190
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,075
and you have powers?
191
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,003
Um, I'm just... How?
192
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,540
‐ You must pay for this chaos.
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00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,252
‐ Hey, look, I've been
telling him that, okay.
194
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,830
You know what? You and I actually have
a lot in common.
195
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,463
You know, attractive, spectral.
196
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,208
Maybe you're in need
of a good partner?
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00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:54,375
Or a lover?
198
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,875
Ohh. Okay. Just friends then.
199
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:01,205
Hey Monkey, could I get a little help?
200
00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:05,538
Oh. Wonderful.
201
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:06,962
Now what? Whoa!
202
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,167
Ho‐ho, yes!
203
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,877
Shout out
to all my new followers.
204
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,745
Your boy Eiko is about
to put on a show.
205
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,130
‐ He's famous, too?
206
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,920
You get the murderer
you deserve, I guess, huh?
207
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,043
‐ Whoa! What the shit!
208
00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:44,792
‐ Hey, you know the irony,
I can fight a ghost.
209
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,333
So, you know, I could help out
while you take out Baby Driver,
210
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,543
but, you know, I'm not
the star of this production, so‐‐
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00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:56,002
‐ Ito‐san, did you hear?
Hmm.
212
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,500
‐ The monkey just killed a cop.
Hiro Saito.
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00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,170
I think it's time we put an end
to this monkey business.
214
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:04,133
‐ Haruka, did you know
Lieutenant Saito?
215
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,955
‐ Does it matter?
He's a cop.
216
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,000
‐ Looks can be deceiving.
217
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,167
You only drink
Velvet Supreme, right?
218
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,630
‐ Yeah. Foolal Elite is pig shit.
219
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:16,625
‐ Exactly, but the Foolal
and the Velvet Supreme cans look the same.
220
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,498
Even though what's inside
is completely different.
221
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,167
I knew Hiro.
222
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,753
I also knew his brother
and his father.
223
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,040
All Yakuza.
224
00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,542
‐ So what are you saying?
This monkey was right to kill him?
225
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,962
‐ Uh, I'm saying...
sometimes you reach
226
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,418
for what you think is a can
of Velvet Supreme,
227
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,790
but instead you get
a can of pig shit.
228
00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,042
‐ This monkey is connected
to everyone involved
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in your partner's murder.
230
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,165
‐ And if he had anything
to do with it,
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I'm taking him out.
232
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:44,577
I've just been in this job so long
I can't be sure of anything.
233
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,133
Goddammit! What the hell?
234
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,415
Attention all units.
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00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,957
Attention all units:
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look out for a yellow sports car
with a monkey on the hood.
237
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,293
That's not a joke.
238
00:12:54,292 --> 00:12:56,082
‐ Swing around,
I'll head them off!
239
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,670
You're gonna pay for that!
240
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,497
You're dead.
241
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,250
‐ Stop the vehicle! Stop!!
242
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,790
‐ Oh, yo! Buckle up, fam!
243
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:11,667
‐ Shit, shit, shit!
244
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,705
Watch out! Watch out!
245
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,285
Oh yikes.
246
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,960
fDude looks like an English bulldog
that got a chemical peel.
247
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:38,075
Uh. It's a, uh, it's a dermatological,
uh, thing, that, um‐‐
248
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,173
Anyway, I'm fine.
Thanks for asking.
249
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,583
Oh boy, here we go again.
250
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,538
Alright, my dear, I hope
you're ready to get deader.
251
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:46,632
‐ Quiet.
252
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,415
Oh‐ho, shit!
253
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‐ I misjudged you, Monkey.
254
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:53,917
I have lived for 200 years
255
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,417
and learned one thing well:
256
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,630
both good and evil can come
from surprising places.
257
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,495
‐ Wow, thank you for the 19th century
Snapple fact there, huh?
258
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:08,918
‐ Should you need an ally,
call on Yuki.
259
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,627
And ditch your sidekick.
260
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:14,125
‐ Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, I'm not his sidekick.
261
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,125
No, you've totally misread
our dynamic!
262
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,423
‐ Well, what happened?
263
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:27,833
‐ Yeah.
264
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,247
The monkey is Velvet Supreme.
265
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,325
And I saw a ghost.
266
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,038
‐ Wha‐‐ What?
267
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,543
Oh no, no, no, no,
the animal is always the sidekick, okay.
268
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,382
That‐that's just how it works,
you know.
269
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,245
It's like she's talking to Silver.
270
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,040
Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger is all like,
271
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,922
"Hey, stop harassing
my horse, lady.” You know?
272
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,665
Okay, look, look, look.
She got that lucky kick,
273
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,377
but she knew
I was gonna win.
274
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,995
So, this is just her trying
to tear me down mentally.
275
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:58,880
After the fact‐‐
276
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,583
Did you just flick lice at me?
277
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,173
That's disgusting.
278
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,207
I would‐‐
279
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,708
Okay, so you're taking her side?
280
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:09,133
Hey! Stop it. Stop using grooming
as a weapon!
281
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:11,457
What the‐‐
282
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,378
‐ The Poacher strikes again!
283
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,880
‐ Goddammit.
284
00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,792
Would you like the creature stuffed?
285
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,582
The Poacher can open
the body cavity or not, up to you.
286
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,213
No, Poacher. Just bring him to us.
287
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,168
‐ Are you sure, Rooster?
288
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,077
This monkey would make
a good pair of boots.
289
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,543
‐ Rooster? Holy smokes,
that's our guy!
290
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:41,172
Hey, hey. Hey, hey, Monkey,
Monkey, settle down.
291
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,707
Will you just stop and listen to me?
292
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:44,788
Listen!
293
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,422
I'm jealous, okay!
294
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,535
It took me years of work
to get to the top of my game.
295
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:52,542
And then you come along,
and you're, you are‐‐
296
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:55,962
You're better at this than me!
Okay? Alright?
297
00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:57,502
There, I said it. Okay?
298
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,380
You did stuff back there
I could never do.
299
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,285
I mean, you surfed
a dude's face into the ground?
300
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,542
That's insane.
301
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,382
It was like watching Jordan dunk
from the free‐throw line.
302
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,455
It was poetry in motion.
303
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,998
Anyway, look:
304
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,210
maybe you don't need me.
305
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,208
Alright? Maybe you don't.
306
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,578
But unless you want to be murdered
307
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,883
by the stupidest villain
I have ever seen‐‐
308
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,825
‐ Take out the guts,
put in the stuff.
309
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,543
‐ You gotta give me
a chance to help you.
310
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,542
Please.
311
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:23,748
Please.
312
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,375
‐ Guys, listen:
313
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,583
this success belongs
to all of us.
314
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,753
And to our wise leader.
315
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,630
‐ Well said, Rooster.
316
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,628
Hey! Ahh!
317
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,455
What?
‐ What do you think you are doing?
318
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,538
‐ Skeptic, explain yourself.
319
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,752
‐ He organized
the Takahara hit.
320
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,290
He is to blame
for the monkey.
321
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,502
‐ Don't be an idiot.
322
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,790
I'd never violate
our rules!
323
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:54,882
‐ Not even for the next prime minister
in your pocket?
324
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,325
‐ Kill him already.
325
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,713
‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey!
326
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,075
‐ Open it.
327
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,172
‐ I don't know who it is.
328
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,957
It's a weirdo
in a velvet tux.
329
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:15,078
‐ It's the Poacher.
Open the door.
330
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,747
‐ What's wrong with him?
331
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,130
Are you sick?
332
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:24,248
It's the monkey!
333
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,380
‐ No, no, no, not again!
334
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:31,632
Not again!
335
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250
Aw, shit.
336
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,040
Holy god.
337
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,917
One of them is still alive!
338
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,037
‐ No, not again.
339
00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:50,382
Not again.
340
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:10,828
Whoa‐ho. Easy.
341
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,793
Hey, calm down, buddy.
It's just for the wall.
342
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,000
Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
no, no, no, no.
343
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,580
Oh no. No, I‐‐
344
00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:19,382
I‐I can't watch this.
345
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:20,712
Gah.
346
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,918
I mean, of course.
347
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,207
Of course he'd take down my photo.
348
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,788
Yeah, why not?
You know, nothing matters.
349
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,042
No one remembers
the sidekick anyway.
350
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,790
The only reason
anybody talks about Watson
351
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:30,332
is 'cause he wrote
the damn stories.
352
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,003
You know,
it's like, I get it.
353
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,210
It's okay. It's alright.
You know, I just‐‐
354
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,668
Oh yeah.
355
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:37,292
Oh.
356
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,748
Huh. Thank you.
357
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,325
Thanks, man.
358
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,665
And look,
I'm not afraid to say it,
359
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:45,667
but, um,
360
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,752
we look good together.
361
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,582
We look good together!
362
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,247
See?
This is what we can accomplish
363
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,710
if we just make a plan.
364
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,578
Yeah?
365
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,633
We'll get The Rooster,
I have no doubt.
366
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,705
Yeah, sooner or later, okay.
367
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,248
But for now, what do you think?
Head back home?
368
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,165
Oh. Right, right, right.
It got exploded. Yeah.
369
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,327
Well, there's plenty
of other herpes motels
370
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,333
that'd be happy to have us.
371
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:14,752
Hey! Hey‐hey! Look at this!
372
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,080
You made the papers.
373
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:18,213
Above the fold no less!
374
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,328
That's pretty cool.
375
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,923
Oh hey! What about the, uh,
that‐that gal's place?
376
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,708
I mean, it's‐‐ you know,
I mean, it's not my first choice.
377
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,128
But... well, I mean,
you did me a solid back there,
378
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,955
and... you know,
she probably has cable.
379
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,502
Hey, can I, uh, give you
one piece of advice, though,
380
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,580
if you're going to try to,
uh... you know, talk to her?
381
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,963
And if you don't want to hear it,
I mean, I won't make you.
382
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,415
You sure?
383
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:45,377
Okay. Um. Most women just want someone
who is a good listener.
384
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,075
So, uh, when you're with her,
385
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,923
you just, um... well, just listen.
386
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,462
Yeah?
387
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,460
‐ Look who's ready to take a break
from their little vigilante spree, huh?
388
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,753
You think I'm just gonna
let you in?
389
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,880
I'm kidding.
390
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,630
Come on, you're lucky
I'm on your side.
391
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,915
‐ Whoa, I dig
the doomsday prep vibe.
392
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,880
‐ My god,
what did they do to you?
393
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,630
Wait right there.
I'm getting you a bandage.
394
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:51,538
I know. Sorry. It's all I have.
395
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,625
‐ And we're still on the same page
396
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,665
when I said that this would
only be temporary?
397
00:20:59,083 --> 00:20:59,963
Right?
398
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,167
Right?
399
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:10,037
Wait... Oh boy.