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Hey. Here.
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Hey, Kirkland Jeans,
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get the fuck outta the road!
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Alright, freeze,
put your hands in the air. Now!
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- Oh, my God!
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Oh, God, what the hell
is happening? What the...
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It's finally all happening.
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Okay, let's think. If you were
a pretentious douche bag
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who had a weapon
that could destroy the entire planet,
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where would you launch it from?
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Knowing Boone,
somewhere everyone could see.
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A cautionary tale just in
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to avoid the flora
and evacuate the city ASAP.
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Times Square?
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Oh, God, this guy's so basic.
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We gotta get to Eunice's office. Now.
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And I repeat, authorities say
to avoid the flora at all costs
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and evacuate the city immediately.
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Bryce and Dot were supposed to come back
with Monkey hours ago.
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Where the hell are they?
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I don't know, baby,
but it's time we made other plans.
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We gotta run.
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Run where? You heard Dot.
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This thing is gonna destroy
the whole world,
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not just New York.
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Then I guess we'll stay alive
a little longer than everybody else.
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I need to do right by your father
and get you to safety.
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Trust me, this is what
Bryce would've-- Aah!
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Eunice, we gotta get going,
it's getting real--
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You're okay!
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You're okay.
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- You're okay.
- Oh, my God,
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were you worried about me?
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What? No, no, no, no.
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I was, well, I was-- I was
maybe mildly concerned.
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Oh, look who thinks
he could just walk back in
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like everything's fine
and the world isn't ending.
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Hey, Eunice,
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it's bad out there,
we need bodies.
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I'm gonna need you
to call all your assassins.
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Man, get the hell outta here
with that nonsense.
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If nobody came to help in Montauk,
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what makes you think
they're coming now?
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Oh, I don't know,
maybe because humans are about
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to be wiped off the face
of the fucking planet?
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Look, my assassins don't know that
and to be honest,
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I don't think they even care.
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They are down-and-dirty crooks,
not UNICEF.
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Ooh, bingo, bongo,
so let's treat them like crooks.
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Oh shit, they got snacks.
That's a bad sign.
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Damn, Bryce,
how'd she pull this off?
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Oh, yeah, Iris lied and told 'em
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it was a high-paying gig
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just like I would've done.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Wanna hear something sexy?
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I'm still pulling your hair
out of my shower drain.
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Not into hair play?
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You know, I'm more
into people with a backbone.
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So you couldn't bother
to show up to Montauk
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when we needed you,
but now that there's money involved,
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you're suddenly here?
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If this is the kind of person you are,
I'm not interested.
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- Oh.
- Alright, so I'm thinking
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I'll start things off
with a light roast, you know?
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Just kinda get everybody warmed up.
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Hey, I know Gatling has a lot
of issues with his mom,
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- so I'm gonna come right--
- No, no, no, stop.
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I think Monkey should take
the lead on this one.
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- Monkey?
- Huh?
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You mean the guy that moans
and grunts all the time?
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Actually, you know what?
That might work with this crowd.
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You can translate, okay?
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He's got more street cred
with the assassins.
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Plus, nobody liked you
when you were alive.
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There, I got it out.
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- Damn.
- Okay. Ouch.
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You know what, fine.
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Let's make it snappy,
try to keep it under 60 seconds.
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A minute, 20 tops.
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Jesus wept.
Would you hurry it up?
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What is this all about?
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Sorry, uh, qui-quick thing.
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Yeah, is this a 1099 or a W2?
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Yo, what's taking so long?
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Alright, listen up.
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First things first, there is no money.
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For real?
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- That answers my question.
- I knew y'all was bullshit.
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Good to see you guys.
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I'm taking these croissants
and I'm leaving!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, wait, just listen.
Give us two minutes of your time.
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- Please don't leave.
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Sit your asses down!
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- Yup, sitting!
- Uh, yes, ma'am.
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Thank you, Eunice,
and thank you for your understanding.
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Again, no money, not a dime.
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But now, I'm gonna hand it over
to this monkey.
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I know we're all pretty
messed-up individuals
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and we all probably need therapy.
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- Way to win 'em over.
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We wouldn't be in this business
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if we didn't have problems
we were running away from.
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Our moral compass,
our convictions, it's all broken.
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We are broken, but we're also a family
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and, yes, fucked-up
and deeply flawed family,
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and all we seem to do is hurt each other
over and over again.
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But that's just part of being alive.
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I mean, does the perfect family
even exist?
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You know, maybe the Jetsons,
some would argue.
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I... Later, okay, fine.
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The point is, it's not too late
to make things right.
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I know we all kill people for a living,
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but we have the chance
to be heroes for once.
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This family could save the world.
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Now, who's with us?
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Let's save the goddamn world
with our guns!
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- Let's go.
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Oh, man, they started off slow,
but it really got there, huh?
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Hey, I got you something.
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Yeah, I thought maybe
you'd wanna be a cool guy again.
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- Fuck yeah.
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Yo, what's the plan?
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The plan? Right, okay.
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Um, any of you guys got a plan,
even if it's half-baked,
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- I don't care.
- Dammit, ugh.
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Uh, guys, look what I found.
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The coffee table.
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It's a bomb.
That's right, that's the plan.
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We're gonna blow up the Relic,
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and Boone and all those idiots with it.
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- Oh.
- Are you kidding me?
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Those assholes shot up my damn bomb.
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- Can you fix it, Danke?
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The firing components are ruined.
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I can probably get it up
and running, but I need time.
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- Uh, yeah, we might not have that luxury.
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Testes, testes, one, two.
Is this thing on?
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- What are you doing, your tight five?
[on radio] Shut up.
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I don't get why I have to be
stuck here with the Geek Squad
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while you guys get to have
all the fun in the jungle.
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What? No, no, no, no, no.
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You know what's fun?
Computers, office snacks.
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Oh, safe spaces.
I'm jealous of you actually.
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Oh, my God,
are you worried about me?
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Maybe more like mildly concerned, hm?
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Hey, Danke, no guns for her, alright?
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Affirmative.
Let's save the family therapy for later.
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Now, let's talk strategy.
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I've deconstructed the bomb
into two separate components,
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the explosive and the remote detonator.
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Bryce and his team will take the bomb
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and covertly plant it under Times Square
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as close to the Relic as possible.
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Monkey and his team will plant
the remote detonator above ground.
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Monkey needs to be at least
50 feet near the bomb site
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because the telecom satellite
I'm hijacking
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to send the arm code has
no reception on the ground,
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just like my cell phone on the A train.
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Monkey, your detonator will light up green
when it's in proper distance.
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No green, no boom, copy?
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Oh, you think you've got it bad?
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Mm, hard agree to disagree, bud.
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Oh, this might take a while.
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Pit crew, let's clear this shit
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and get it up and move it
in five, let's go!
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Yeah, we've got company.
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Monkey, watch out!
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Huh?
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- We've got to take cover!
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Well, well, well,
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if it isn't the shitty gun guy
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and his kindergarten sidekick
trying to play hero.
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Double-Tap.
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Well, you know,
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all the big action stars
have a pierced ear.
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Ha!
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Uh, uh, uh.
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I got 10 years' worth of ammo
to use before the world ends,
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and each bullet got
your name on it, Monkey,
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which, by the way, is a terrible name.
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That would be like me
calling myself person.
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No, Monkey, no, we go together.
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Fine. Then make him suffer.
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Like fish in a barrel.
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Parlor tricks, huh?
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Alright, a little back alley, but fine.
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Let's find out who the real gun guy is.
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Ugh. What's it at now?
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40%, same as 30 seconds ago.
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Okay, got it.
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- What about now?
- Iris, Iris, please.
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We've got a problem here.
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Ah, excuszi, no Uzi, you heard your dad.
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- But I--
- Listen, when this screen goes green,
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hit the button to send the arm code
to the detonator, got it?
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, look at me, look at me.
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You can do this.
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Flower Child to Ghost Man.
That train left the station yet?
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Seconds away.
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Pit crew, how we lookin'?
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- Done.
Done.
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Ugh! God dammit.
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Alright, let's go.
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- I thought you cleared everything.
- I did.
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I think it might be that...
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Oh, shit, it's Amara.
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- Shoot the coupler.
- Here we go.
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What are you doing?
Shoot the goddamn coupler!
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It's gotta warm up.
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
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Whew. What the hell was that?
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Just the beginning.
You can't stop what's coming.
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Get the hell outta here, man.
Don't be an idiot.
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My name is Gatling, what'd you expect?
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She's catching up!
Can't this thing go any fast...
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Hi, asshole.
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- You're looking stupid.
- No, this is your stop.
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Okay, ready?
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Off the fire hydrant
over the hotdog cart
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between the rims of that Beemer.
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Oh.
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Well, I believe points have been made.
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I'll be honest, Monkey, I expected more,
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but at least you get to die
knowing the truth,
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that Double-Tap was always
the real gun guy
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and you were always just
some animal with a gun.
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So let's do this one last time.
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Off the manhole cover.
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Through the bike rack.
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And into your furry little head.
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Uh, wait, I'm sorry.
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What?
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You finally get a shot off
and you shoot backwards?
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What the... Oh.
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71%, nice.
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Yeah, that's great,
but you really don't need
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to announce every number.
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Fuck!
What the fuck?
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Man, I sure hope my policy cover this.
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- We have insurance?
- 72%.
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Uh, Monkey, is that light green yet?
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Monkey, is that light green yet?
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Monkey.
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Monkey. Monkey, what's going on?
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You're a long from
the Fukuyama Mountains.
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- Oh, Dot?
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Yeah. She's where she belongs,
with her family.
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Oh, look at this.
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The two who betrayed me
now forced to kill each other.
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I mean, that is a pay-per-view fight
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for the end of days.
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Aw, Monkey.
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I know you don't wanna hurt her,
but she's gonna hurt you
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and then I'm gonna hurt her.
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Real bad.
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Yeah, there you go.
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That's the spirit.
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Okay, how we lookin', kid?
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88%. We need more time.
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- No, no, no, no, no!
Iris! No.
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No!
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Buddy!
- Sorry I'm late.
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They had two-for-ones at Margaritaville.
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Iris! Iris?
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I'm here.
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I'm okay. Buddy showed up.
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Things are under control,
and the hack is at 92%.
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Okay, good, good, I-I-I'm close too.
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Okay, great.
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I'm not gonna lie, though,
that sounded like
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more than mildly concerned.
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Oh, I should have taken you to Disney.
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What?
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I should have stayed.
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I should have taken you
to Disney, you know?
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Taught you how to,
I don't know, drive a stick.
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Intimidated your first boyfriend,
you know?
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Bryce, I'm gay.
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Well, I should have been there
to tell you that that's fine
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and that I love you all the same.
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Then intimidated whoever the hell
came to pick you up that night.
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Look, the point is,
I wasn't there to parent.
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I wasn't there
to be your dad...
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and honest to God...
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that's the biggest regret of my life.
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Well, then let's agree
to both make it through this alive
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so you don't fuck up our second chance.
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Iris, listen, I--
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- Oh, shit.
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God dammit, we're not close enough!
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Maybe you're not such a coward after all.
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That or you're just really fucking stupid.
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Ah!
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Dad?
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Nah-uh, I was just curious what
you'd look like with half a face!
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Oh, I can see your crack!
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Ugh. Truly get fucked, Bryce.
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When I found you, you had nothing!
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No purpose!
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No family!
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I gave that all to you,
and you abandoned me at the very end?
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I have the most powerful weapon
in the world.
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Shit.
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You?
You have a team of wannabes.
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- No, no, no.
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Fighting an inescapable fate.
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That's what hope does.
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It blinds you from the truth.
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Humanity's time is up.
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What are you doing?
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We're cursed, Monkey.
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I know you think it's you, but it's us.
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We are the cause of your suffering.
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Our selfish, brutal impulses
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are no longer individual deformities,
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they're an evolutionary trait
of our species.
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You wanted to get rid
of senseless killing?
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This is how.
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Look around.
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A restart that you could still lead.
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The animals are safe.
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Live the rest of your days in peace.
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Lay the guardrails for what comes next.
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Do better, Monkey.
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Leave the earth in better shape.
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Come on, what do you say?
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Wow, okay, then tell the devil
I'll see him soon.
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- What?
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Stone cold, am I right?
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No! No. No.
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Alright, here we go.
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No!
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No. No.
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No, no, no, no.
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- No!
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- Monkey!
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Holy shit, you guys okay?
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Whoa, look at this guy.
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Hey, crème Boon-ée, huh?
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Sorry, I think that was a trauma response.
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Dad, Dad, Dad, come in, are you okay?
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Iris! Yeah, no, we're fine. I--
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Actually, can I put you
on hold for a sec?
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♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Oh whoa ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪