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[pages riffling]

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[choir vocalizing]

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‐ Hey, Melter. It's your best friend,
MODOK, back again.

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How ya doin', buddy?

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Let's see, what happened
since the last time I was here.

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Oh! I saw a fat squirrel.

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And also a time‐traveling version of me
kidnapped me and my family

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and tried to force us all
to kill each other at Murderworld.

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Oh, and we've got two Lous now.

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They've both agreed to split
the same amount of food as one Lou

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so our grocery budget
is unchanged.

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Anyway the family's great.
Mine, not yours.

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Your family's really struggling

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to respect my personal space!

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‐ Please, it's my anniversary.
I just want to visit my husband.

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‐ I won the footrace through the cemetery!

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‐ Well, you didn't need to push my son
into an open grave.

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‐ I very much needed to.
He was going to win.

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Anyway, things with my family
are on the upswing,

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but my dreams of taking over the world
have never felt further away.

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Ever since I signed that contract,
I've lost all my power at AIM.

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[Melter's widow sobbing]
‐ I'm a mailman at my own company and‐‐

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Are you trying to be
the loudest criers of all time?

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Go take a lap.
[sobbing continues]

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Oh, Melty, I don't know what to do.

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Give me a sign.
MAN: Time to turn over a new leaf.

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Yup, that's what I call rakin'.

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Turning over new leaves.

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‐ Hmm. No sign there.

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MAN 2:
Let's start a new chapter!

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Just then, the boy wizard screamed
into the fiery goblet,

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"It's time for a life change."

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‐ What a weird way to start a chapter.

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GIRL:
What you're doing isn't working.

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Try something different.
‐ Okay.

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Are you close?
‐ No. Switch it up!

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Come at it from a new angle!

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‐ Ugh, I can't hear myself think

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over this very busy graveyard!

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Well, thanks for nothing, Melter.

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I knew you wouldn't be any help.

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Wait. "Knew!" That's it!

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Try something new!

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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

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♪

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[door opens]
GARY: Oh god!

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I can't find the mail cart.
MODOK's gonna kill me!

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He only gave me two jobs to do,
mine and his!

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Phil, have you seen the mail cart?
‐ It's Tom.

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Phil's been missing for two weeks.
Everyone's pretty worried about him‐‐

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GARY:
So what! He's probably dead!

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The mail cart's only been missing
for five minutes!

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There's still a chance to save it.
[body thuds, clattering]

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[wheels squeaking]

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The squeak of the mail cart.
Oh, it's haunting me!

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My own telltale cart!

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‐ Hey, Gary. Just need to scooch on by.

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GARY:
Oh no. He found it first.

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Please don't punish me again.

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I don't want to eat so much spaghetti
I have to go to the hospital.

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‐ Punish? What are you
talking about, Gary?

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I'm just doin' my job.

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[wheels squeaking]

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GARY:
So is this like a secret plan?

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Are we gonna get back at Monica?
Overthrow GRUMBL?

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[gasps]
What's in the cart?

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‐ It's mail, Gary. I'm a mailman.

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‐ You're not a mailman!
‐ Indeed not.

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I am a mail person
because women carry things too.

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Often they carry much more.

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GARY:
What is happening?!

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‐ Gary, you need to relax.
You need Relax Magazine.

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DORIS:
That's mine! And I need it!

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Whew! Now that's a lake.

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Not a single goddamn wave.

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‐ Enjoy your day, Doris.

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[whistling upbeat tune]

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‐ Out of the way, you human stain!

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‐ Oh, Monica, a package for you.

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‐ Hyah!

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What was that? A bomb?
Some kind of poison?

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Well, your little plan failed.

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‐ I think it's your BlueApron.

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I can't believe you
roundhouse kicked it into the air!

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That was like six meals!

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‐ Why are you delivering mail?

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Is this some sort of revenge thing
to get back at me

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for replacing you as Scientist Supreme?

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GARY:
That was my guess too.

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‐ Hey, boss! Package for ya!

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[rattling]
Sounds like slacks.

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[rattling]
Sounds like Nantucket Red.

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That's gonna look really nice
on your body!

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‐ Uh, thank you.

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Aren't you gonna call me
a shitbag or something?

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‐ No. Do you want me to?

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‐ [drawn out] No?

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‐ Then back to mail!

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Because these good,
hard‐working people need their

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edible underwear.

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CARL:
That's mine! Slide 'em on me!

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‐ You've got it, Carl!
CARL: [giggling] Careful!

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‐ Wow.

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When did MODOK become
the perfect employee?

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[notification chimes]

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Ohhh! Gotta go.

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♪ foreboding music plays ♪

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[elevator dings]

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[growls]

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‐ I never know whether to go first or‐‐

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‐ We!
‐ Go!

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‐ First!

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‐ Now you.

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‐ Things are going great
with the production of the GRUMBL GRome.

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By Christmas,
everyone on Earth should have

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this smart hub speaker in their house.

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‐ Liar!
‐ We know you've had setbacks!

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‐ The Board sees all!

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‐ Sure, but we're still
on track for December and‐‐

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‐ New plan.
‐ We're stepping up the release date.

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‐ To Tuesday.

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‐ But that's months earlier
than we planned!

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‐ Silence!
‐ We hunger.

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‐ For we are Hexus
The Living Corporation!

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We move from planet to planet.

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BOARD MEMBER 3:
Enslaving the populations.

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BOARD MEMBER 1:
Devouring their resources.

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BOARD MEMBER 2:
And now we've targeted your Earth.

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[thudding]

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‐ First we acquired GRUMBL to gain trust,

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then AIM to gain tech,

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then AIM, the instant messenger.

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‐ To cyber with hot babes.

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‐ And now we will release the GRUMBL GRome

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which will emit
a mind‐control frequency,

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subduing humanity
and paving the way for our invasion.

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‐ Yeah, I know. I know the plan,
but this timetable is‐‐

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‐ Are you having second thoughts, Austin?

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‐ About selling out all of humanity?
Not this man of his word.

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[dog barks]
THE BOARD: The bag.

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[barking continues]

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‐ Oh that? That's just
Daddy's doodle, Sherlock.

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‐ It looked at me!

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‐ We've gotten really close
since I rescued him.

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I was hoping I could have him
as a companion

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so I'm not so sad and alone.

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‐ Denied!
‐ Labradoodles will be the first to fall.

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‐ Get back to work on the GRome.

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‐ Right. Sorry I even asked.

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Okay, listen to me.
The Board...

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[whirring]

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sees all

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and is very excited
about moving up the release date.

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Yay!

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[wheels squeaking]

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‐ Sorry to interrupt.
Just had a tiny bit more mail to deliver.

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Ooh, some Valpaks.

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Extra thick today, I'd say.

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‐ Okay, Monica,
as our Scientist Supreme‐‐

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‐ Congrats on that.

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‐ Do you think we can get
this glitch fixed

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or do we have to delay the GRome launch?

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‐ No, I fixed it.
‐ Oh. You did?

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‐ Howdy, GRome.
What's the temperature in Helsinki?

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GROME:
The current temperature in Helsinki‐‐

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[electricity crackles]
[screaming]

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‐ It's still killing people!

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‐ Two people! Down from 10!

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That's not bad considering how swamped
I am with all this other bullshit work.

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The Jiggle‐Os have grown sex organs
and are reproducing at alarming rates

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and in an alarming number of positions.

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‐ Two deaths, while impressive,
is not good enough.

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We're gonna have to delay the launch.

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I'm really disappointed.

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[Sherlock barks, pants]

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‐ E‐excuse me, I have something to say‐‐

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‐ Is this about the Valpaks?
Just throw 'em in the trash!

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‐ I think I can fix the glitch

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if we hack the redundant AAC array

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and index the 1080k SQL feed.

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‐ Monica?

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‐ That... could work.

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‐ Well, then I guess
[camera whirring]

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the accelerated launch...
[camera whirring]

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[clicking]
is a go.

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MODOK, I am assigning
the GRome to you.

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‐ I shan't let you down.

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‐ No! Don't you see? He wants to be
the Scientist Supreme again!

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‐ Oh, Monica, this'll free you up
to cockblock the Jiggle‐folk.

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You know, fry off their little penises
with a laser or whatever you want.

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I'm not here to micromanage.
Laser or you're fired.

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[whistling upbeat tune]

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GARY: MODOK's locket? He only takes
this off when he's showering,

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which he never does.

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‐ There's my Gar‐bear.

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Come on. Gotta hit the road.

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First day of bison huntin' season.

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‐ Big Mike. I‐I‐‐
‐ Uh‐uh, not today.

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‐ Look. It's MODOK's locket.

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‐ It's beautiful. Get in the truck.

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‐ You don't understand.
This is the future.

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A world not of false promises
but hard facts.

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Where science is king.

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‐ What about our lockets?

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Mine with a picture of you.

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And yours with a picture of‐‐

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That ain't me. What is that?

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GARY:
It's a picture of MODOK's locket.

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‐ Hooee!

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Why don't you just throw me
in a swimmin' hole

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full of water moccasins?

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‐ I've never seen him like this, Big Mike.

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He's losing faith in his dream.

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Ever since he sold the company
and signed that contract.

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Ever since Austi‐‐ Austin!

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Austin's the cause of all of this!
MODOK needs me.

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‐ That ungrateful sumabitch
always needs you.

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GARY:
It's too important.

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What he's fighting for.
What we're fighting for.

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And if you don't get that,

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maybe you don't get me either.

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‐ Everyone said,
"Big Mike, be careful.

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Watch out for this one."

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Now I done get it.

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[door slides open, closed]

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♪

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[Sherlock yaps]

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[glass shatters]
‐ Austin.

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I wonder what's in his locket.

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[Sherlock panting]

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‐ I failed you, dawg.
[barks]

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I can't save you,
and I can't live without you.

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So I say we leave this world together.

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By eating these cyanide pills
dipped in delicious organic cashew butter.

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[barks]
No! Cashew butter death ball!

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[whimpers]
[Austin sighs]

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Okay. Plan B.

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You get the humane death,

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and I'll shiv myself to death
with this house key.

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Ow. Ow.

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My abs are just too rock hard.

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[door slides open]
‐ Hey, Mr. Austin.

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Just taking a quick
state‐mandated lunch break.

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Ohh, I wish I could work for you non‐stop!

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‐ I think I have a new plan, Sherlock.

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I call it Plan M.

247
00:09:25,295 --> 00:09:26,546
[Sherlock whines]
[gasps]

248
00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:28,631
[Sherlock barks]
Sherlock!

249
00:09:29,591 --> 00:09:31,509
[blows]

250
00:09:31,509 --> 00:09:33,177
‐ Hmm, microwave oatmeal.

251
00:09:33,595 --> 00:09:35,305
MONICA: [thinking]
Look at that asshole.

252
00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:37,015
He's clearly planning my demise.

253
00:09:37,015 --> 00:09:40,184
I will not rest until I find out
what MODOK's up to.

254
00:09:40,184 --> 00:09:41,436
‐ So hot!

255
00:09:41,436 --> 00:09:42,979
‐ AUSTIN: [thinking]
I have to stop MODOK

256
00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:44,522
from repairing the GRome.

257
00:09:44,522 --> 00:09:47,275
If he fixes it, the world ends.

258
00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:49,235
‐ Well, it's probably ready now.

259
00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:51,446
GARY: [thinking]
Austin is killing MODOK's spirit,

260
00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:54,365
so I must kill Austin's body.

261
00:09:54,866 --> 00:09:56,326
‐ Aah! Ow! So hot!

262
00:09:56,326 --> 00:09:58,745
What the hell?
I only put it in for 10 minutes!

263
00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:01,956
MONICA/AUSTIN/GARY: [all thinking]
It all comes down to MODOK.

264
00:10:01,956 --> 00:10:03,625
‐ Well, it's gotta be cool by now.

265
00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,793
Ohh! Still so hot!

266
00:10:06,794 --> 00:10:09,714
♪

267
00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:14,636
‐ Hey, Monica.

268
00:10:14,636 --> 00:10:17,722
‐ Carmilla? I told you
a million times, call me Mom.

269
00:10:17,722 --> 00:10:20,516
Or when I'm hiding from MODOK
in my dead manatee,

270
00:10:20,516 --> 00:10:21,476
Momatee.

271
00:10:21,476 --> 00:10:23,519
‐ And why are you hiding from MODOK?

272
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,396
‐ He's planning something!
He's coming for me!

273
00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,148
You should have seen the way
he was eating oatmeal!

274
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,275
He's unhinged!
[pants]

275
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:32,237
So... how was the Teen Zone, honey?

276
00:10:32,237 --> 00:10:34,447
‐ The same as it was four days ago,

277
00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:35,782
when you were supposed to pick me up.

278
00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:36,783
[cackles]

279
00:10:36,783 --> 00:10:39,118
‐ That wit. Oh, just like your father.

280
00:10:39,118 --> 00:10:40,328
‐ You are my father.

281
00:10:40,328 --> 00:10:43,164
You cloned a male version
of yourself to inseminate you.

282
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,583
‐ Hey, baby girl!
Can you do Daddy a favor?

283
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,086
Grab that ax over there
and kill me!

284
00:10:48,086 --> 00:10:49,671
‐ Ignore that deadbeat.

285
00:10:49,671 --> 00:10:52,924
Now come here
and give your creator a hug!

286
00:10:52,924 --> 00:10:55,176
‐ [sighs] You just
spinal tapped me, didn't you?

287
00:10:55,635 --> 00:10:57,595
‐ I have to make sure
you're not him in disguise.

288
00:10:57,595 --> 00:11:00,848
Did I tell you he's after me?
Did I tell you about the oatmeal?

289
00:11:00,848 --> 00:11:04,477
‐ Ever since you became Scientist Supreme,
it seems like you do less science.

290
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:06,563
‐ I do plenty of science around here.

291
00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:09,941
[gasps] You're trying
to undermine my confidence.

292
00:11:09,941 --> 00:11:12,819
You've just given yourself away, MODOK!

293
00:11:12,819 --> 00:11:14,112
Battle Orbs, kill!

294
00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:15,947
BATTLE ORB:
Time to fly, time to die!

295
00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:17,907
MACHINE: [dings]
Result: not MODOK.

296
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:20,618
‐ I knew it was you.

297
00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,287
And I love you.

298
00:11:22,287 --> 00:11:25,456
BATTLE ORB: What the frig is this?
Are we blastin' or are we blastin'?

299
00:11:25,456 --> 00:11:26,875
‐ Scram, ya Battle Orbs.

300
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:30,461
Aww, I just love when my little angel
visits me at work.

301
00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:33,673
Your‐‐ your sweet, sweet face,
so beautiful.

302
00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,258
You're such a, um... a 10.

303
00:11:35,258 --> 00:11:38,261
‐ You just injected me
with Pym Particles, didn't you.

304
00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:40,805
‐ I think that MODOK might be inside me.

305
00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:43,892
So go ahead and take a look around
and do a murder if he is.

306
00:11:43,892 --> 00:11:45,852
‐ Whatever gets me
out of this conversation.

307
00:11:45,852 --> 00:11:47,395
‐ Watch and learn, Manica.

308
00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:49,355
This is how you raise a daughter.

309
00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:52,442
[sniffs deeply]
Ho ho ho, that's the shit.

310
00:11:52,859 --> 00:11:54,944
GARY:
MODOK. MODOK needs me.

311
00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:56,988
Must kill Austin for MODOK.

312
00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:01,326
Chanted my obsession
while working out. Check.

313
00:12:01,326 --> 00:12:04,412
Read Catcher in the Rye
and highlighted the funny parts. Check.

314
00:12:04,412 --> 00:12:06,706
What's left? Oh, make poison dart.

315
00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:08,374
Wakey, wakey, Mr. Snakey.

316
00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:10,126
[hisses]
If he wants to live,

317
00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,921
Austin has to make like
a mid‐'70s muscle car

318
00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,339
and Dodge Dart.

319
00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:17,759
Ugh, Gary, why don't you ever say
cool stuff like that in front of MODOK?

320
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:20,011
[gadget beeping]

321
00:12:22,013 --> 00:12:23,431
[whirring]

322
00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:25,016
[watch beeps]

323
00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:27,852
COMPUTER: Om!
‐ Oh, Peaceful Pause time.

324
00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:31,064
How about you and I take
a thoughtful walk?

325
00:12:31,064 --> 00:12:34,692
I know a great deserted back alley
67 blocks from here.

326
00:12:34,692 --> 00:12:35,818
What do you say?
‐ I'm in.

327
00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:36,945
‐ Ah!
‐ For tomorrow.

328
00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:38,821
Today I need to finish the GRome.

329
00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:40,698
‐ You're working so hard.

330
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:42,116
I'm worried about your vitamin D.

331
00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:43,493
Let's get some sunshine.

332
00:12:43,493 --> 00:12:45,745
Away from all these sunblocking cameras.

333
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:47,330
‐ I guess I could take
a couple of minutes‐‐

334
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:50,375
Oh, I can't. I forgot my walking jacket.

335
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,710
‐ You can use mine!
‐ That's perfect.

336
00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:55,338
But I once borrowed
a jacket at a country club

337
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:57,507
and got scabies from a very rich man.

338
00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,217
So now I have a strict
no jacket borrowing‐‐

339
00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:01,719
‐ Please go outside with me.
I'm begging you.

340
00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:03,763
I've never been outside with you,
and I've never asked you

341
00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:05,682
to go outside with me
but I need it today,

342
00:13:05,682 --> 00:13:07,350
and it's so nice outside.

343
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,811
I've seen you go outside
with other people,

344
00:13:09,811 --> 00:13:12,355
but the one day I need you
to go outside with me,

345
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:14,858
all you wanna do is not go outside.

346
00:13:14,858 --> 00:13:18,152
And I'm begging you. Please!

347
00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:19,821
‐ I can't say no to that.

348
00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:21,865
Howdy, GRome, can you say no to that

349
00:13:21,865 --> 00:13:24,450
and then set a meeting
for us after the launch.

350
00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:25,994
GROME:
Updating calendar.

351
00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:28,746
[electricity crackles]
‐ My face! My face!

352
00:13:28,746 --> 00:13:30,456
‐ It didn't kill anyone!

353
00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:32,417
Just a simple maiming. Progress!

354
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,377
‐ No, please! We have to talk!

355
00:13:34,377 --> 00:13:36,170
[whirring]

356
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:38,089
[clicking]
[notification chimes]

357
00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:40,842
‐ Those cameras are really loud.
I should probably fix that.

358
00:13:40,842 --> 00:13:44,304
Just call me the work‐obsessed beaver,
never‐stopping, never‐ceasing beaver,

359
00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:45,805
chomping at this and that.

360
00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:47,181
That's the expression.

361
00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:48,766
[sighs]

362
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:49,642
[elevator dings]

363
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,645
‐ Austin.
‐ We need to talk.

364
00:13:52,645 --> 00:13:53,813
‐ Right now.

365
00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:55,190
‐ I‐I‐I can explain.

366
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,233
‐ We got new outfits.

367
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:59,527
‐ Be honest. Which one
of us looks the best?

368
00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,863
‐ You all look the same.

369
00:14:01,863 --> 00:14:03,656
Aren't you like... one thing?

370
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:04,699
BOARD MEMBER 1:
One hive‐mind,

371
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:07,035
but each tendril has
a distinct personality.

372
00:14:07,035 --> 00:14:08,661
I like pretty faces.

373
00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:10,330
‐ I like ugly faces.

374
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,165
‐ And I'm an ass man.

375
00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:13,583
‐ Well, you guys look amazing.

376
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,294
GARY: [blows] Hmm.
AUSTIN: And very different to me.

377
00:14:16,294 --> 00:14:17,670
I've gotta get back to work‐‐

378
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:20,590
‐ Also, we've had a change of heart
about your dog.

379
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,759
‐ He shall not die in the invasion.

380
00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:24,761
‐ Wow. Thank you so much.

381
00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:26,262
‐ We want him dead now!

382
00:14:26,262 --> 00:14:29,307
‐ His unconditional love is too much
of a distraction.

383
00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:32,143
BOARD MEMBER 2: You will shred him
and serve us his meat.

384
00:14:32,727 --> 00:14:34,354
[Sherlock barking]
‐ No, Sherlock! This is bad!

385
00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:36,272
‐ I want to eat your dog plain.

386
00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:38,608
‐ I want to eat your dog Baja style.

387
00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:40,818
‐ See how different we all are?

388
00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:44,072
‐ Now that I heard his order,
change mine to Baja style.

389
00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:47,158
‐ Me too. Make it three Baja style.

390
00:14:47,158 --> 00:14:48,785
‐ Ah, it's up to you, snake.

391
00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:50,203
[hisses]

392
00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:57,752
Well, I guess that snake is hiss‐tory.

393
00:14:57,752 --> 00:14:59,546
And MODOK misses another gem.

394
00:14:59,546 --> 00:15:01,214
[muffled shouting]

395
00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:04,801
‐ Monica's gotta have something in here
that'll help me warn MODOK.

396
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:06,636
[keypad beeps]

397
00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:10,598
♪

398
00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:14,143
That's a... problem for tomorrow.

399
00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,603
[muffled screaming]
Ah.

400
00:15:17,856 --> 00:15:18,982
Oh!

401
00:15:18,982 --> 00:15:21,150
MONICA:
You screamed the whole way here.

402
00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:24,737
You really embarrassed me.
GARY: I'm scared of bags!

403
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:27,448
‐ MODOK. Tell me everything‐‐

404
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,326
‐ Oh, my name's Gary!
‐ About MODOK, you moron.

405
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,912
‐ Oh, my favorite topic.
I know everything about MODOK.

406
00:15:32,912 --> 00:15:35,498
‐ What is he up to?
‐ Oh, I don't know that.

407
00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:36,457
[electricity crackling]
[Austin screams]

408
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,792
‐ What was that?
GARY: Wasn't me.

409
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,627
My screams sound like "Yeoww!"

410
00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:41,754
‐ [gasps] MODOK!
Battle Orbs!

411
00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:44,966
‐ Is this another false alarm?
We want guaranteed action.

412
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:47,844
‐ This is not the time to negotiate.
I need you right now!

413
00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:51,306
‐ Oh, then I'd say that makes this
the perfect time to negotiate.

414
00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:53,683
‐ How about I guarantee you can kill
this guy no matter what?

415
00:15:53,683 --> 00:15:55,184
‐ The guy who just chewed off
his own hand?

416
00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:58,980
[rumbling, steam hissing]

417
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:01,482
‐ It's MODOK!
He's hiding in my fusion chamber!

418
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,735
Attack! This is a guaranteed kill!

419
00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:05,403
ORB:
Here we go, boys!

420
00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:07,071
[Austin screams, Sherlock barks]

421
00:16:07,071 --> 00:16:08,489
‐ Battle Orbs, stand down!

422
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,991
‐ Oh, you've gotta be kiddin'!

423
00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:13,661
[growling, barking]

424
00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:15,121
[panting]

425
00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,497
‐ Austin?

426
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,790
[groans, barks]

427
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:22,253
Dear god, I let myself get distracted!

428
00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:23,588
MODOK's gone!

429
00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,590
He's out there doing something,
I know it!

430
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,050
I need to find him!

431
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:29,969
Where in the world is MODOK?

432
00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:30,970
[voice echoing]

433
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:33,223
JARVIS:
Sir, Avengers Tower is under attack.

434
00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:34,390
IRON MAN:
On my way.

435
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:38,102
[people screaming]

436
00:16:39,062 --> 00:16:40,438
Alright, let's do this quick.

437
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,815
I got three minutes
before my Crest White Strips come off.

438
00:16:42,815 --> 00:16:45,109
[grunting]

439
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:46,986
MODOK:
Iron Man.

440
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,658
Can we talk?

441
00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:54,953
[rapid deep breaths]

442
00:16:54,953 --> 00:16:56,746
‐ [gasps] MODOK.

443
00:16:57,664 --> 00:17:00,208
‐ Ma'am, here's a draft of the press
release for the GRome launch.

444
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,629
EXEC 1: Monica, a bunch of Jiggle‐O babies
commandeered an Amtrak train this morning.

445
00:17:04,629 --> 00:17:05,838
What's the‐‐ Aah!

446
00:17:05,838 --> 00:17:07,131
DORIS:
Hey, is that an invisible battle suit?

447
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:07,799
‐ No!

448
00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:10,593
‐ We need to start this meeting.
Where's Austin?

449
00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:14,389
[grunting]

450
00:17:14,389 --> 00:17:15,974
[barks, pants]

451
00:17:15,974 --> 00:17:18,184
DORIS:
Oh great. Let's begin. Item One.

452
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:19,727
[elevator rumbling]

453
00:17:22,897 --> 00:17:24,566
‐ Oh god, he's here.

454
00:17:25,149 --> 00:17:26,901
[panting]

455
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:36,536
‐ Hey, everyone. Or should I say,

456
00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,621
Howdy, GRome.

457
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:39,789
[all gasp]
EXEC 2: Oh no!

458
00:17:39,789 --> 00:17:41,207
GROME:
Hello, Ma‐dok.

459
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,126
‐ Don't you mean "MODOK," GRome?

460
00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:44,711
GROME:
I don't understand.

461
00:17:44,711 --> 00:17:47,171
DORIS: It talked without killing.
We can sell it!

462
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,632
‐ That's right! I fixed it!
[applause]

463
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,303
[whimpering, barking]

464
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:53,970
BOARD MEMBER 1: Clap.

465
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:54,804
BOARD MEMBER 2: Clap.
BOARD MEMBER 3: Clap.

466
00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,431
THE BOARD:
The board is pleased.

467
00:17:56,431 --> 00:17:57,974
‐ The Board's here!

468
00:17:57,974 --> 00:18:00,435
That's great because I have
even more good news.

469
00:18:00,435 --> 00:18:03,813
I've secured a brand ambassador
for the GRome launch.

470
00:18:03,813 --> 00:18:06,608
My ex‐wife's ex‐boyfriend,
Wonder Man!

471
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:09,027
‐ The Hunchback Quarterback himself!

472
00:18:09,027 --> 00:18:10,278
THE BOARD:
We love it!

473
00:18:10,278 --> 00:18:12,280
‐ I haven't even gotten
to the best part!

474
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,823
‐ Tell us!
‐ Tell us!

475
00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:15,158
‐ You have to tell us!

476
00:18:15,158 --> 00:18:17,035
‐ I sold AIM!
[applause]

477
00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,536
BOARD MEMBER 1: Clap.
BOARD MEMBER 2: Clap.

478
00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:20,205
‐ Wait, what?

479
00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,165
[blabbers, barks]

480
00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,250
DORIS: Yeah, I have
the same question as Austin:

481
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,919
what do you mean you sold AIM?

482
00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:27,212
‐ I sold my shares.

483
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:32,133
Now, allow me to introduce
the new owner of AIM.

484
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,384
[knocking on window]
‐ Let me in.

485
00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:35,428
MODOK: They don't open.
‐ What? I can't hear you.

486
00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:36,930
‐ [yelling] They don't open!

487
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,057
[yelling] What? The windows don't open!
‐ You have‐‐

488
00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:40,767
You have to go around!
‐ What? Hold on!

489
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,227
I'm, I'm just gonna go around!!

490
00:18:42,894 --> 00:18:45,605
‐ Well, that was less dramatic
than I was hoping for.

491
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:47,273
‐ I heard that.
‐ As I was saying.

492
00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:50,568
I sold a controlling stake
of AIM to Iron Man.

493
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:52,820
THE BOARD:
You don't have enough shares.

494
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:55,198
‐ True. My shares alone aren't enough.

495
00:18:55,198 --> 00:18:57,742
But Iron Man will have
a controlling stake of AIM

496
00:18:57,742 --> 00:19:01,204
when he buys all the shares
held by... Monica.

497
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:03,414
‐ What?

498
00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:06,668
‐ I want you to sell all your shares
to Iron Man.

499
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:08,920
‐ Why would I ever do that?

500
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:12,757
‐ Nice invisi‐suit, by the way.

501
00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:18,346
‐ I'm selling my shares to Iron Man.

502
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,847
[all gasp]
THE BOARD: What?

503
00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,683
‐ And like that,

504
00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:23,685
AIM is yours.
‐ Cool.

505
00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:26,145
Let's get down to business.
First order of business.

506
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:29,107
AIM is no longer in
the world‐taking‐over business.

507
00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:32,151
Why am I saying business so much?
That's none of your... concern!

508
00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:33,903
Who did I get? Come on, admit it!
I got that guy!

509
00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:35,196
I know I got that guy.

510
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:36,781
‐ The GRome!
‐ Yes, the GRome!

511
00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:38,157
But what of the GRome?

512
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:39,826
‐ Oh yeah, I'll release it.

513
00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,452
MODOK showed it to me.
It's gonna make me a‐‐

514
00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:44,247
Pffff!
GRome, what comes after octillion?

515
00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:45,707
‐ You have to say "Howdy GRome."

516
00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:47,500
‐ Well, that's humiliating.
And I won't say it.

517
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,627
And I know the answer anyways:
it's nonillion.

518
00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:51,504
I'm about to become a nonillionaire.

519
00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:54,132
Oh right, and before I forget.
Uh, MODOK? Monica?

520
00:19:54,132 --> 00:19:56,968
You're fired.
[thrusters whooshing]

521
00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:01,180
‐ And that's how you get out
of a contract.

522
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,433
[babbling, barking]

523
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:07,061
‐ Word of advice, leave the science
to the scientists.

524
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:09,397
[groaning]

525
00:20:09,397 --> 00:20:10,607
[pants]
[barks]

526
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:13,860
MODOK:
I used dashes instead of periods.

527
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:17,197
My lawyers say it's dubious,
so we might want to pitch on that.

528
00:20:17,197 --> 00:20:19,616
I spent all this time fighting
to get AIM back,

529
00:20:19,616 --> 00:20:21,743
I forgot what AIM really is.

530
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,286
It's not some stupid building.

531
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:25,622
AIM is MODOK and Monica.

532
00:20:25,622 --> 00:20:27,123
Monica and MODOK is AIM.

533
00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:29,834
Time to get back to doing
what we do best.

534
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:32,754
‐ Science for science's sake.

535
00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:36,591
‐ And with you as Scientist Supreme,
we'll soon take over the world.

536
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:40,053
‐ Wait. If I'm Scientist Supreme,
what's your title?

537
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,930
[Monica laughs]

538
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,973
You tiresome piece of shit.
[door slides open]

539
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:47,727
‐ MODOK! Wait!
You can't let them release the GRome!

540
00:20:47,727 --> 00:20:48,770
The Board is‐‐
[tires squealing]

541
00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:50,313
MODOK:
Oh shit!

542
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:52,190
GARY:
I did it! I saved you!

543
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:54,734
‐ Jesus, Gary. You killed Austin!

544
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,779
You're a sick, twisted psycho
and you're obsessed with me.

545
00:20:57,779 --> 00:21:00,615
Which makes you a perfect fit
for my new company!

546
00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:03,576
‐ Great! Can I have the weekend
to fix things with my husband?

547
00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,662
‐ No! We start tomorrow!

548
00:21:05,662 --> 00:21:08,748
Also I probably won't be in the office
for at least a month.

549
00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:11,376
MODOK:
Put the dowels in first.

550
00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:13,670
‐ The dowels don't do anything.

551
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,421
It's the screws that hold the weight.

552
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:16,631
‐ Manual says dowels first.

553
00:21:16,631 --> 00:21:17,632
[grunts]
[plank clatters]

554
00:21:17,632 --> 00:21:19,968
‐ She did it again. Bring in another one.

555
00:21:22,262 --> 00:21:23,680
[bell jingles]

556
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,682
GARY: Big Mike!
‐ Bison burgers.

557
00:21:25,682 --> 00:21:27,559
Fresh off the hunt.
[eating noisily]

558
00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:29,394
Yech! You better be worth him.

559
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,688
‐ And you better make more of these,

560
00:21:31,688 --> 00:21:33,106
'ca‐'cause they're good.

561
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,943
‐ Hey, something's been bothering me.

562
00:21:36,943 --> 00:21:38,778
I know you had to get
out of that contract.

563
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:42,031
But, of all people,
why sell it to your mortal enemy?

564
00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:44,033
‐ 'Cause this.

565
00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:46,077
‐ Howdy, GRome, who's better looking,

566
00:21:46,077 --> 00:21:47,829
Wonder Man or Iron Man?

567
00:21:47,829 --> 00:21:49,330
GROME: Thor.
[audience laughs, applauds]

568
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:50,790
‐ Oh, this is awful.

569
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,001
‐ Just wait.
[remote beeps]

570
00:21:53,418 --> 00:21:55,670
[bird screeching]
‐ Did you hear that? It sounds like‐‐

571
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,880
Oh god!
IRON MAN: What's going on?

572
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,631
‐ Oh god! Oh god!
[snake hisses]

573
00:21:59,257 --> 00:22:01,634
‐ It took me just two minutes
to fix the GRome

574
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,304
but two days to calibrate
a single wavelength

575
00:22:04,304 --> 00:22:07,307
that drives all animals bonkers.

576
00:22:07,307 --> 00:22:08,933
[horse neighs]
‐ There's something in my suit!

577
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:11,311
‐ Shoot the squirrels!
They're friends to the homeless!

578
00:22:11,311 --> 00:22:13,062
[screaming]

579
00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:14,063
[glass shatters]

580
00:22:14,063 --> 00:22:17,400
‐ Ha ha! Nice work, Scientist Supremer.

581
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,153
‐ Today, Stark. Tomorrow, the world.

582
00:22:20,153 --> 00:22:21,404
BOARD MEMBER 1:
Alright, Janice.

583
00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:23,198
BOARD MEMBER 2:
The job interview is almost over.

584
00:22:23,198 --> 00:22:24,199
BOARD MEMBER 3:
But first,

585
00:22:24,199 --> 00:22:25,450
tough question time.

586
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,285
BOARD MEMBER 1:
What is your biggest weakness?

587
00:22:27,285 --> 00:22:28,953
BOARD MEMBER 2:
You must reveal it!

588
00:22:28,953 --> 00:22:32,081
‐ Um... I work too hard, I guess.

589
00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:33,458
Maybe I care too hard?

590
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:36,377
‐ Those are good things!
‐ Those are your weaknesses?

591
00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:39,797
‐ You have to be our new CEO!
‐ Do you accept, Janice?

592
00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:41,841
‐ I guess.
‐ Excellent!

593
00:22:41,841 --> 00:22:43,718
‐ The invasion is still on.

594
00:22:43,718 --> 00:22:45,678
‐ And now with Janice by our side.

595
00:22:45,678 --> 00:22:47,555
‐ Hexus shall stop at nothing.

596
00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:50,892
THE BOARD:
To destroy MODOK.

597
00:22:52,352 --> 00:22:54,270
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪

598
00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:56,189
♪

599
00:23:09,619 --> 00:23:13,456
♪ choir vocalizing ♪

600
00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:15,375
♪